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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[joyful music]
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[phone ringing]
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Hello.
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[inaudible]
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No, I don't want to buy a 27-year
membership in your gymnasium.
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[Jon hanging up]
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[phone ringing]
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Hello.
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No, this is not Feinblatt's Deli!
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[phone ringing]
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HELLO!
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No, I don't want a subscription
to Pigeon Breeders Monthly.
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I already have one.
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[Jon growling]
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[Odie whining]
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I wouldn't go in there
if I were you.
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I know I'm out of shape,
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and I still don't want a 27-year
membership in your gymnasium!
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Jon's trying to come up with an idea
for a new comic book for Mr. Barker.
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[phone ringing]
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Ah, the phone again!
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[sigh] It's not going well.
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I don't care who you are,
whatever it is, I'm not going to buy it!
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Stop calling me, you idiot! Stop!
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Oh... Hello, Mr. Barker.
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I just called to see
how that new idea's coming, Arbuckle.
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It's... It's...
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I'm sorry, Mr. Barker,
the phone keeps interrupting me.
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I can't think.
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Jon can't think.
There's late-breaking news.
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Oh, I understand.
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Why don't you do what I do, Arbuckle?
Get away!
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Go where there's no phone.
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I'd love to, but...
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I can't afford a trip just now.
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Hey, I just acquired an old house
up in the mountains.
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My business manager bought it cheap
as an investment.
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I haven't seen it,
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but I'm pretty sure
it doesn't have a phone.
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I can work up there
and I won't be interrupted all the time?
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Great!
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Make arrangements
for Arbuckle to stay
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in that house I just bought.
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But isn't that house supposed to be...
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haunted?
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This is great, I have to go pack.
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Oops!
Forgot to eat my pizza.
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You can forget to eat your pizza,
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but I won't forget to eat your pizza.
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The phone won't bother me,
nothing will bother me!
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We won't leave until I get
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a terrific idea for a new comic book
I can present to Mr. Barker.
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[Odie muttering]
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No, I'm not worried
about running out of food.
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You know that catering truck
on the street
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at the construction site?
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While Jon was packing,
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I added on a little...
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Well, take a look.
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[Odie howling]
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[crows cawing]
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[scary music]
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Mr. Barker's secretary said the key
was under the doormat.
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Hey, don't act so happy, Odie.
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I happen to know that this is...
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[crows cawing]
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...a haunted house.
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[Odie muttering]
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Just take a look
at the title of this episode.
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Could I have a copy of the script
we're doing now, please?
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"The Garfield Show Episode 202:
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The Haunted House."
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[Odie whimpering]
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[thunderclap]
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Come on,
we'd better get inside and rest up.
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Looks like a big chase scene
on page nine.
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Thanks.
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[thunderclap]
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Oh, this is great.
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There's no phone to interrupt me.
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I can work without being disturbed.
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I don't have an idea yet,
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but once I get one, watch out!
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[Odie whimpering]
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Aw, don't worry, pup.
Ghosts can't hurt you.
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[Odie sighing]
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They can only make you hurt yourself.
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[Odie muttering]
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[ghostly moaning]
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Garfield?
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Is that your stomach rumbling again?
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[jittery groan]
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Just in case,
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let's see what the Internet has
about ghosts.
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[ghostly moaning]
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[chattering teeth]
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[snoring]
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[scary music]
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What's the big idea? Stop!
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What? Hey! Odie?
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Odie, you minus-minded mutt.
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Waking me up like that.
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There's nothing there.
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You woke me up...
Just a second.
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I'm scolding the pooch
for waking me up from a dream
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about manicotti.
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As I was saying,
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you woke me up with no rea-- [stuttering]
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Odie, remember I said we had
a big chase scene on page nine?
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This is page nine.
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[screaming]
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[pacy music]
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Oh... I still don't have a good idea
for a new comic book,
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but the phone isn't ringing
and there's nothing to disturb me.
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[muffled] Except for my nutty cat
and dog.
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What are you two doing?
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You two are acting like you saw a ghost.
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[scary]
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There's no such thing as ghosts.
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But he's right here.
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Open those overly large eyes of yours
and take a look.
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He can't see me.
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There's no such thing.
I looked it up on the Internet,
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and nothing you read on the Internet
is ever wrong.
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[cuckoo clock ticking]
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Leave me alone so I can work.
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I still need an idea.
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Oh my...
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You saw the ghost.
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I saw the ghost.
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Why didn't he see the ghost?
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Because... he couldn't.
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Human beings can't see ghost cats.
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We're only visible to other cats,
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and pets of extremely low intelligence.
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I have to haunt this house
for all eternity
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or until I get a human
to believe in those ghost cats.
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Well, isn't haunting a house a good job?
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No, it's boring!
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Especially when you go 50-60 years
with nobody inhabiting the house.
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I want to be with my friends.
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The other ghost cats.
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They've gone on
to another more interesting place.
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I'm going to get out of here.
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I'm going to scare that friend of yours
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until he believes in ghost cats.
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And I'll help you.
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Come on!
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Maybe a superhero
who throws coleslaw at people?
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No, it's been done.
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Okay, I've got an idea.
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Here's what you do.
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[whispering]
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Yeah,
that'll make him believe in ghost cats.
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That's cute, Garfield.
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But it's not going
to make me believe in ghosts.
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That's not funny, Garfield.
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He's never going to believe.
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We're not giving up.
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You need to be with your friends,
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and I need to be
where there's Chinese food.
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[humming]
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[screaming]
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You can stop making
those silly noises, Garfield.
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There are no ghosts!
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[scary music]
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Please, don't get my new shirt wrinkled,
Garfield.
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And there are still no ghosts.
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[bouncing]
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Very cute, Garfield.
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But there are still no ghosts.
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It says so on the Internet, remember.
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It's no use.
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He'll never believe in ghost cats.
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Oh yes, he will.
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I'm going to have a brilliant idea.
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-You are?
-Yes.
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Let me just check the script
and see what it's going to be.
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Could I borrow a copy of the script
for this episode again, please?
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Scene 19, scene 20...
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That's a good idea I'm going to have.
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Follow me. Thanks!
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Jon is not going to believe
in ghost cats until he sees one.
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But he cannot see me.
187
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No.
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But he'll see me.
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[laughing]
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Oh, it's no use.
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I'll have to tell Mr. Barker
I don't have an idea
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for a new comic book.
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[mewing]
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[ghostly moaning]
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[scary music]
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[screaming]
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[chattering teeth] It's a ghost cat!
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[echoing]
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A human being
believes in ghost cats.
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I'm free!
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[barking]
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[screaming]
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[ghostly moaning]
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[screaming]
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I'm up here in the mountains,
getting a look at this house I bought.
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One of my cartoonists is here, and I...
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[Jon screaming]
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Arbuckle! What's the meaning of...
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A ghost cat!
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A spooky, terrifying ghost kept going:
"Booo, booo, booo!"
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Sorry, Mr. Barker,
I haven't been able to come up with...
212
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Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
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00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:15,800
A ghost cat?
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That's a terrific idea
for a new comic book!
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It is?
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Kids like ghosts, kids like cats.
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Arbuckle, you're brilliant.
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According to the script,
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Jon sold his boss a new idea,
220
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and our friend the ghost cat
is freed from haunting this place.
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A happy ending.
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[honking]
But not happy enough.
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"Wide shot.
224
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Vito's Pizza truck pulls up
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with loads of steaming hot pizzas
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for the clever cat."
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Every script can use
a few improvements here and there.
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Keep scrubbing, Odie.
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[joyful music]
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[upbeat music]
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