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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[gasps]
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[rattling]
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[Garfield laughing]
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[screaming]
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[giggles]
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[gasps]
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Don't miss
the new Sunday buffet at Vito's.
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Best pizza in the whole universe!
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[gasps] Sounds good!
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[laughing]
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[snickers]
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[barking] What's in there?
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Must be that brand new waffle machine
I ordered on the shopping channel!
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[grunts]
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Yeah, but what th--
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[Odie grunts]
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Where's my waffle machine?
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[gasps]
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[sighs]
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They must have mixed up orders.
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[sniffing]
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Now I'm officially miffed!
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Telepathic helmet.
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World's first telepathic gadget that
allows you to read other people's minds.
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Batteries included, made in China.
Blah, blah, blah.
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Bogus, fake, phony,
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unsightly!
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Hey, what th--
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Well, I might as well give it a try.
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[barks]
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Hmm, let's see.
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Flick the power switch to "on."
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Then find someone and use the green knob
to tune into their inner thoughts.
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[Odie grunts]
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[laughs]
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[powering up]
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[powering down]
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Maybe I need to crank up the volume a bit.
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[powering up]
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[slurps]
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Knew it!
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This stuff doesn't work.
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Just like the silly X-ray glasses
they sell in comic boo--
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[Jon] Need... cup...
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of... coffee... now!
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[Odie grunts]
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Wow! Who would have thought that...
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this stupid helmet actually works!
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[barks]
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[sighs] I should have known better
than to use Odie to set the volume.
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That dog is totally brainless.
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[gasps] Hiya! Here's your favorite,
freshly baked morning lasagna!
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[nervous laugh]
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[mumbling]
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[powering up]
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[Jon] I hope he won't notice
I cooked him some--
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Frozen lasagna, huh?
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Did you really think
you could get away with this?
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Please!
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[nervous] I can explain!
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-The grocer was out of cheese!
-[powering up]
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That cat is way too smart.
Lucky he doesn't know about
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-the carrot cake I hid behind the milk...
-[powering down]
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[angry] Meow!
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[grunts]
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[gasps and cries]
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[chomps]
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[whining]
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[powering up]
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Stop treating me like a baby!
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I can cross the street by myself.
I'm five years old!
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[yells]
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[giggles]
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-[powering up]
-He never
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looks at me!
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-I'm so in love with her.
-[powering down]
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[laughs]
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-[powering up]
-[Nermal] I'm the cutest cat in the world!
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[Nermal singing]
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I'd know that thought from anywhere.
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[Garfield] Hi, Nermal!
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That ice cream sure looks yummy.
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Do you mind if I have a tiny lick?
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Actually I would.
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I've been selected as one of the finalists
in the Cutest Cat pageant
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and I don't wanna catch anyone's germs
before the final judging.
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Especially yours.
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[powering up]
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If Garfield doesn't notice
I'm wearing eye liner,
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maybe the judges won't know either.
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Hey, Nermal, those contests usually have
a rule against makeup.
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It would be a real shame
if the judges heard about your eyeliner.
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[gasps] How did you know about
the eyeliner? I didn't tell anyone!
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[moans]
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[humming]
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I really doubt we'll find it on Earth.
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This planet is way too primitive.
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We must report
to Emperor KaAl'Zone at once.
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Meet me in the alley,
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and make sure no one follows you.
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Affirmative.
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[powering down]
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Hmm, I have no idea what they're up to
but I'd better keep an eye on them.
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[Garfield panting]
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[gasps]
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[electric waves buzz]
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[dramatic music plays]
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Holy manicotti!
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They're aliens posing as humans!
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-[80's music playing]
-This better be good.
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I was only halfway through
the Sunday comics.
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Our lifelong quest across the galaxies
hasn't been in vain, my master.
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We may have found it
on a small planet they call "Earth."
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Vito's Restaurant.
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Best pizza in the whole universe!
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Go now and investigate further!
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And if indeed, this pizza is
the best in the universe,
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we shall invade Earth
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and force Earthlings to cook
zillions of pizzas for our home planet!
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[stuttering] Yes,
your bicephalous Highness.
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Wow... The fate of our planet
and our pizza is on my shoulders!
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I'd better go and warn Vito!
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Who knows... maybe I can get
a free lunch out of it.
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[panting]
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[bell rings]
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Where do you think you're going, Garfield?
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[panting] Vito, you have to let me in.
Some nasty aliens are on their way
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and they're after your pizza!
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What's the matter, you cannot read
the new sign on the door?
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[panting]
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All you can eat for 6.99. Does not apply
to orange cats whose names begin with "G."
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Hardi-har-har, very funny.
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Now you gotta excuse me,
I gotta some customers.
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Good evening! Please, come in.
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]We're looking for
the best pizza in the universe!
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And you come to the right place!
You come this way!
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So, what kind of pizza do you like?
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[laughing] Oh! All of them!
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[laughs] You must be really hungry, no?
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-Oh, you have no idea.
-[giggling]
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[gasps]
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You like?
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[laughing nervously] Yes...
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No! Everything except... this!
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Oh... you don't like the anchovy?
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These things are highly toxic...
to our kind.
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I make the pizza without anchovies!
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[gasps] They don't like anchovies?
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[slurping]
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[moans]
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[Vito] No, no and no!
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[gasp] But we haven't tried
the Hawaiian and Vito's Special!
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Look lady...
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I tell you for the 1000th time
it's already 20 minutes past closing time.
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You go now!
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This human is annoying me.
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Can I eat him now?
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Don't!
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His pizza really is
the best in the universe.
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Let's report to
Emperor KaAl'Zone at once...
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I hate sci-fi!
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[beam of light whirrs]
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[screaming]
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Aliens or no, I don't make any more pizza!
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-[80's music playing]
-Where... is... my... pizza?
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Let me handle this,
my bicephalous Highness.
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Greetings, Earthling!
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Your superior and unique pizza is
legendary across the universe.
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Emperor KaAl'Zone himself has traveled
across the whole galaxy
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just top give it a try.
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Really?
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If he likes your pizza, he'll want
to export it across the Milky Way!
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We're talking major, interstellar
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distribution here.
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Of course!
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You gimme 15 minutes and I bake
the best pizza in whole universe!
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[80's music playing]
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What are you doing here?
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Vito, you can't cook for them!
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They want to take over the Earth!
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Why you try to wreck Vito's masterpiece?
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This gonna be my best...
Think of the free publicity
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if Emperor Calzone, he likes my pizza!
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[sighs] If only he could understand
the aliens like I do.
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Of course!
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Why didn't I think of this earlier?
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Hey! What do you think you're doing?
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[green alien] Those Earthlings are so...
gullible!
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[blue alien] When are we taking over
their unsightly planet?
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[green alien] As soon as
Emperor KaAl'Zone has tasted their pizza.
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Now I see!
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We gotta do something!
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I second that!
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Anchovy, of course!
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We gonna cook 'em
a pizza they'll never forget!
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[snickers]
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[giggles]
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[sighs]
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[imperial music playing]
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[80's music playing]
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Ecco là!
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[groaning]
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Yummy!
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[sighs]
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[romantic guitar music playing]
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Who is this?
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Oh, he... he is my helper.
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[chewing and spitting]
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[gagging]
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[screams]
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[gasps] Treason!
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You tried to poison your Emperor!
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[stammering] But your bicephal Highness...
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I am sending both of you
to work in my uranium mines
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on the dark side of Aldebaran.
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I'm cancelling the Earth invasion.
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We'll come back in a few thousand years
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to see if the Earthlings have improved
on their cooking!
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This is the worst pizza...
in the whole... universe!
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-[door slams]
-[Garfield laughs]
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[beam of light whirrs]
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Okay... I guess I owe you that much.
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[joyful crying]
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[Italian music playing]
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I hope you're still hungry, cat.
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Bring it on.
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[snickers]
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[theme music starts]
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