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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[Garfield giggles]
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[mice chattering]
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-Jon's coming! Everybody hide!
-[mice screaming]
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[humming]
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[mice's teeth chattering]
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Nice job of standing guard, pal.
It's a great place to live.
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As long as that Arbuckle guy
doesn't notice us,
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there's no place I'd rather be.
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Well, let's see, what shall we watch?
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A 23-hour documentary
on how some TV shows are too long,
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a rerun of a repeat of
an encore presentation of an old program
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we didn't watch in the first place.
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Here's a travelogue
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about a new tourist attraction
dedicated to cheese.
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"Cheese"?
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Turn to channel nine, Garfield.
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-[Jon gasps]
-[Garfield snickers]
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Welcome to this tour
of my greatest new enterprise...
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That's right, it's me, Eddie Gourmand!
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And today we visit
the world's greatest new amusement park,
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Eddie Gourmand's Cheeseland!
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I built this because
everybody loves cheese.
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So here, the rides are,
uh-huh, you got it,
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made of cheese, the buildings are cheese,
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the windows in the buildings are cheese,
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even the cheese pizza
actually contains cheese.
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Well that's a novelty.
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We have cheeseburgers,
cheese sandwiches, cheese Danish,
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cheese crackers,
cheese without crackers...
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So, plan yourself a cheesy vacation!
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And come to Eddie Gourmand's Cheeseland!
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That's Eddie Gourmand's Cheeseland!
Open seven days a week, no mice allowed.
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Gee, I have a strange urge
for a piece of cheese.
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Garfield, old pal,
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old friend! You gotta take us there.
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To Cheeseland?
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You heard the man. No mice allowed.
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That's why you've gotta take us there.
You're smart enough to sneak us in.
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Oh, no way. You wanna go there,
you figure a way in.
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I'm not gonna go help you
sneak into Cheeseland.
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-[Jon] Garfield!
-[Garfield screams]
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Garfield,
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I just went into the kitchen
and got a piece of cheese.
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What's wrong with that?
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This was attached to it.
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Can we please go to Cheeseland?
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This house is full of mice again!
It's your job to get rid of them!
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This is where Jon always threatens
to withhold my lasagna privileges.
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Can we please go to Cheeseland?
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If you don't get rid of them right away,
no lasagna for the rest of this decade.
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It's a cheap, constant threat.
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Which is not to say
that it doesn't always work.
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Can we please go to Cheeseland?
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You want us to leave, Garfield?
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Take us to Cheeseland!
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Will it get you out of here
if I do stuff like this?
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Snarl. [growls] Woah!
Where did that come from?
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Nope.
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Can we please
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go to Cheeseland?
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[sighs] Okay. Let's go.
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[mice chanting] We're going to Cheeseland!
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[Eddie] Now, listen and listen good, cat.
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I've hired you
to keep mice out of my Cheeseland!
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[Eddie] If you let one mouse,
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rat or rodent get in or anything furry,
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you're fired.
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No problem, Mr. Gourmand. I'm on the job.
You won't see any mice here.
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[Harry] He'd better not. I got a great job
here and I don't wanna lose it.
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I have too many problems.
Business is terrible.
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I thought people loved cheese.
I don't know what's going on!
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[child screaming]
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[screaming]
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Hey!
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[crowd screaming]
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Woah!
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-Hey, Garfield!
-Oh, it's you, Harry.
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Fancy meeting you here.
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Isn't it a little hot for an overcoat?
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Oh no, no, I'm very cool. Cool I am.
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It's 89 degrees.
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Oh, that cold? Gosh,
I should've brought a scarf.
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-Well, see you later, Harry.
-[mice squeaking]
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[grunts] Hey!
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Garfield, you wouldn't happen
to have any mice in that overcoat?
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Mice? Ah!
Why would I have mice in my overcoat?
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You're too funny.
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-[Humphrey] There's no mice in here.
-[Squeak] Shut up, Humphrey.
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-[snarls]
-[laughs nervously]
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[Garfield screaming]
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-[crashes]
-[Garfield] Ow!
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-[Humphrey] Are we in? Is this Cheeseland?
-[Garfield] Not quite.
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You promised to get us inside.
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And I will. I have another idea.
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Buongiorno! I am here to deliver more
of Vito's phenomenal cheese pizzas
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to add to the cheesy glory of Cheeseland.
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-Yeah.
-Grazie, my little pussy gatto.
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[imitating Vito] I'm a-sorry! I, Vito,
forgot to leave-a these pizzas here.
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You know the way, pal.
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[Garfield laughs]
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Oh no, well,
lemme have a look at these pizzas.
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[Squeak giggles]
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There's a great topping.
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You didn't-a order the mouse-a pizza?
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Scusi.
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[panting]
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[Garfield screaming]
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-[crashes]
-[Garfield] Ow!
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-[Squeak] Garfield, you promised.
-[Garfield] I know, I know.
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[Garfield struggling]
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You sure about this, Garfield?
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No, but we're already up here.
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I think we're gonna make it.
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[laughs evilly]
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Oh, my!
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I think we're not gonna make it.
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[struggling]
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-[laughs]
-I think we're not gonna make it.
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-[Garfield screaming]
-[crashes]
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[Garfield] I was right. We didn't make it.
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[Squeak] Garfield, you promised.
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[Garfield] Squeak, if you're gonna hold me
to my promises,
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I'm gonna stop making 'em.
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Can we please go to Cheeseland?
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[mice chanting] We're going to Cheeseland!
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[Garfield sighs]
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Looks like I did a pretty good job
keeping mice outta here.
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Harry! Look out!
The mice are trying to get in!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, you. [muttering]
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-[Harry] Woah!
-[Garfield] Don't worry!
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-[Harry] Hey!
-[Garfield] I'm chasing them outta here!
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Thanks, Garfield!
You saved me the trouble of-- [gasps]
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We get to go to Cheeseland, really?
[cheers]
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Hey, you come back here!
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[mice cheering]
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Oh, wow! Look at that!
[excited chattering]
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This is all I dreamed about.
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Thank you, Garfield.
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This is the most beautiful thing
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I've ever seen in my whole life.
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Come on, guys. Let's eat it.
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[laughing] Great.
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-Mmm. Cheddar,
-[Harry] Oh, no!
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-Here comes the cat!
-[mice screaming]
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Garfield, I'll get you for this!
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Come on, Squeak!
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He's gonna get me for this.
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[muttering]
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I wanna taste that building over there.
Looks like Camembert.
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[Garfield] Later.
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[Squeak] Nice going, Garfield.
We lost him.
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[panting] Yeah, but... [sniffs]
what's that terrible smell?
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It's... it's the walls.
This place is made out of Limburger!
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Oh no! Let me out!
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[screaming]
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[coughing]
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[Harry] You're gonna cost me my job,
Garfield!
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I gotta get out of this place.
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-[Garfield screaming]
-[Harry snarling]
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[upbeat music playing]
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-[Harry laughing maniacally]
-[Garfield whimpering]
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[Harry and Garfield screaming]
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Ah! This car's coming apart!
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What do you want?
Everything here is made out of cheese.
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[Harry and Garfield screaming]
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[Eddie sighs] It's no use!
Cheeseland is a failure.
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-What else can go wrong?
-Moo.
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[Harry and Garfield screaming]
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[Eddie] Woah!
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[crash]
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I'm ruined, I'm ruined,
I'm ruined I tell you!
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Oh, this place was a mistake.
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No one wants to come to Cheeseland
except mice and they don't have any money.
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Or very little.
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Too many people these days
are lactose intolerant.
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Excuse me. Are you Eddie Gourmand,
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owner of Eddie Gourmand's Cheeseland?
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[Eddie] I am. Why?
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I represent a company
that builds huge shopping malls
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in areas that already have
too many of them.
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We'd like to buy this land and build one.
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Oh! You want to buy my land?
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Indeed.
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We'll pay you more
than you paid to build Cheeseland.
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Well, it's a deal.
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On the condition that you clear
all these cheesy buildings off the land.
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I'll be back later with a contract.
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Ah! I'm saved! I'll even make a profit.
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I just have to figure out
how to get rid of these buildings.
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-Hey, Garfield... [whispering]
-Yeah, that's a fine idea.
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Tell your boss
we'll clear the land for him.
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Only if I can help.
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[Harry] Hey, Mr. Gourmand says
he's gonna get me a job at the new mall.
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Oh great.
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Another piece
of Gorgonzola roof, Garfield?
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Oh, no thanks.
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I'm just finishing off
some Gouda flooring.
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And see that three-story building?
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I'm trying to figure out how to grill it
between two big slices of bread.
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Ah, maybe I'll just melt it down
and have the world's biggest fondue.
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[theme music starts]
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