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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[Garfield snoring and muttering]
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[snoring]
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[muttering]
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[sighs]
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Oh, hi! I was indulging in one
of my favorite... [yawns]
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...pastimes: sleeping.
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[gasps]
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Which reminds me,
we get a lot of letters here
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asking me to name my ten favorite things
in the whole world to do.
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Well, here they are
in no particular order.
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May I have the screen please?
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-[projector humming]
-[snoring]
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Number one, sleeping.
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Number two, eating. [chomps]
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[ravenous chewing]
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Number three, sleeping
and dreaming about eating.
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[munching]
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Number four...
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and this one's a tricky one...
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eating while sleeping.
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[sighs]
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[snoring]
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Number five, sleeping on my other side.
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Number six,
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mailing Nermal to Abu Dhabi.
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Here. Notice I did not mark it "fragile."
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[snickers]
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Numbers seven, eight
and nine are all more eating. [munching]
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Which brings us to number ten.
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Number ten, my favorite thing
in the whole world to do and amazingly...
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it involves neither eating nor sleeping.
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It's watching Odie
being tormented by squirrels.
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I love it!
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I shall now... demonstrate.
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[snickers]
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Watch... This is going to be
your favorite thing in the whole world.
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[squirrels laugh]
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[playful music playing]
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[barking]
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Red alert! Red alert! Here comes the dog!
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[barking]
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[birds chirping]
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[howling]
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[cuckoo clock chimes]
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Fifteen-love!
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All clear!
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[giggling]
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What did I tell you? This is great!
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[giggles]
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[sighing] Those squirrels!
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[marching drums play]
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-[Garfield giggles]
-[Odie struggling]
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You can come out now!
The squirrels are gone.
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[whining]
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[cuckoo clock chiming]
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You earned that bone, Odie...
On behalf of myself and the audience,
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thank you for giving us such a good time.
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[moaning]
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[panting]
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Odie and squirrels.
You just can't get enough of them.
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[laughing]
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Fine job everyone!
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[chuckling]
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That must be the stupidest dog
in the history of stupid dogs!
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That dog has the brain size of a walnut.
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[laughing]
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More like a cashew!
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[hysterical laughing]
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[barking]
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[screams]
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[presenter] And now,
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we're going to show you something
you've never seen before in your life.
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I've seen this.
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This just in... Today, a man in Sweden set
a new hippopotamus-biting record
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when he successfully bit one hippopotamus.
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Tied for second place is
everyone else in the entire world.
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[yawns]
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Boring, 637 channels and nothing to watch!
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[sighs] If only my favorite thing
in the world was happening right now.
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[barking]
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Hey! I know that bark!
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That's Odie's "I'm Chasing Squirrels
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and I'm About to Make
A Fool of Myself" bark.
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-Yes! Yes! [laughing]
-[barking]
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[Odie struggling]
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Quick, everyone! Out the back way!
It's Odie time!
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[cheering and laughing]
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[sighs and snickers]
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[struggling]
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[laughing]
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[gasps]
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[laughing]
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[laughing]
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[laughing and clapping]
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[muttering]
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[Odie's head rattles]
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[blows raspberry]
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[barking]
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[howling]
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Ta-da!
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[giggling]
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Bravo! Author, author!
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[giggling]
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[laughing]
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[mumbling sadly]
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[muttering]
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[bell rings]
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[barking]
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[puzzled sniffing]
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[bell rings]
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[laughing]
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[groans]
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[blows raspberry]
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[muttering]
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[sighs]
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[laughs]
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[screams]
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[barking]
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Okay, we're done here!
You can come home now!
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Alright! Be with you in a jiff!
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[rake rattles]
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[gasp]
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Squirrel down! Squirrel down!
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[sniffing]
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Hey, you finally caught one... sort of.
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For those of you scoring at home,
that's Odie, one,
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squirrels, 783.
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[Odie whining]
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I can't watch this! It's too horrible!
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Yeah, he's a goner! Poor devil!
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Such a fine, brave squirrel.
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There's nothing we can do for him.
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[sobbing]
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Hey, don't worry, Odester.
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This bushy-tailed guy is just in shock.
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He'll wake up any minute now.
Just give him time.
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[whines]
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[sad music playing]
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Hey, what are you doing?
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[Garfield] No, we don't want
that in the house.
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Jon doesn't like having
unconscious squirrels in the living room.
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I don't want to have
anything to do with this.
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[whines]
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[bell dings]
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[giggles]
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[Odie panting]
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[whines]
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[slurps]
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[Odie panting]
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[screams]
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[gasps]
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It is sad what has happened to our friend.
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Professor Walnut, I never heard
of a dog catching a squirrel before.
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Is this a common event?
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Oh, no. This is most unusual.
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As a matter of fact, this is a first!
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No dog in history has actually
ever caught a squirrel!
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This is a tragedy!
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I see. So would you say that the future
of squirrels as a species is in jeopardy?
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Oh, yes. Definitely. Definitely.
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It looks like we are at the end of an era
and have to move to dog-free territories.
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And now if you'll excuse me,
I have some packing to do.
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[girl squirrel] Take me with you!
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I don't want to move. I like it here.
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Yeah. Maybe we can talk to the dog,
make peace with him?
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After all the rotten things
we've done to him? Don't be foolish.
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He must hate our guts.
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We can try. What have we got to lose?
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[sigh]
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[barking and panting]
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[slurps and giggles]
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Oh, no! He's tasting me.
He's going to eat me!
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[grunts in confusion]
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[muttering]
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What? You wanna shake paws with me?
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Yeah, yeah!
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After all the crummy things
we've done to you?
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[giggling] Yeah!
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That dog won't want to make peace with us.
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We have to try.
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What if he tries to... eat us?
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No telling what he's done to our friend.
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-He's...
-[Odie barks]
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[barking]
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[joyful music playing]
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Quick! While he's away!
Let's get you out of here.
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Make a run for it!
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Hey! I'm playing with my new friend.
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You're new friend?
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But he's a... a... a dog!
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What can I say? We had him all wrong!
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Him and probably all dogs!
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[panting]
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Good boy!
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[slurps]
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[scream]
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[panting]
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[comedian] Am I a schizophrenic?
Of course not! And neither am I!
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Yes, you are. No, I'm not.
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And neither of you is worth watching.
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[sighs] What to watch, what to watch?
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[barking]
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-Could it be? Is it possible?
-[barking]
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It sounds like
Odie's chasing squirrels again!
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[barking]
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The best buy
for your entertainment dollar.
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[gasps]
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-[barking]
-[chanting]
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[drum pounding]
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[gasps]
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[in unison] We are forever
your humble servants, oh wise one.
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Odie... "wise"?
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What color is the sky
in your world, squirrels?
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Odie's idea of an intellectual pursuit is
chasing his tail for an hour.
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How dare you insult our friend!
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Are we gonna let him talk like that
about Odie?
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[in unison] Apologize!
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I will not!
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Okay, brothers... Get him!
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-[yelling]
-[frenetic music plays]
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Hey! Get off me! What do I look like?
A bag of almonds?
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Stop! Stop! No! Hey! Oh, no!
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[growls]
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Well, it looks like
my favorite show's been cancelled.
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No more Odie chasing squirrels.
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But when you get bad news,
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that's the time to put on a happy face.
[snickers]
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[sighs]
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And if you don't...
sometimes someone will put one on for you.
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[laughing]
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[chanting]
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[theme music starts]
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