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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[head mailman] I can't talk now, Phil.
I have to deal with a huge problem.
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It's the time of the year
when one of my mailmen,
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Herman Post, goes on vacation.
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I may have found someone naive enough
to fill in for him...
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a new recruit.
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[Stu] You sent for me, sir?
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Yes, come on in.
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I have your first assignment for you.
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You poor kid.
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There are groceries to be bought, guys.
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[Odie barks]
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I was hoping to be here
when the mailman came
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so I could make his existence miserable.
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But, then again,
I guess food is more important.
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[Stu] Don't worry, Herman.
You just enjoy your vacation.
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I'll handle everything.
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[Herman] This is a rough route, Stu,
and you're fresh out of mailman school.
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Don't worry. They taught us
there's no such thing as a bad route,
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and so far, this sure isn't one.
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Nice streets, nice houses, nice people.
Heck, even the animals are nice.
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-[Herman] You haven't met the cat yet.
-[Stu] What?
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You're about to find out why
I need that vacation.
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You see that house over there?
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Yeah. That looks like
a perfectly normal house.
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[Herman snickers] It does.
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Who'd ever think that in that house dwells
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a monster?
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A monster? In there? You're kidding.
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I was never more serious
about anything in my life.
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That's the home of Jon Arbuckle...
and his cat!
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His cat is the monster? [laughs] Herman!
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You won't be laughing when you meet up
with the cat.
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Why, just last Tuesday,
I was delivering the mail...
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[bells chime]
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-[Garfield laughs]
-[Herman screams]
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[Herman screaming]
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[Herman laughing] Stop! No!
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And then, on Wednesday...
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-[Garfield laughs]
-[Herman screams]
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[screams]
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[laughs]
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You never know
when the monster's going to strike,
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or what he's going to come up with.
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But if he's home, you take your life
in your hands to do your job.
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Come on, he's just a cat.
You're putting me on.
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Here, watch. I'll show you
I'm not afraid of any cat.
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Wait! You don't know what you're...
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Poor kid.
He had his whole life in front of him.
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[Herman groans] You got lucky.
He's not home today.
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Will you relax? Go on your vacation.
I'll handle your route the whole time,
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and I won't have any problems.
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Have a nice time at the beach.
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I tried to warn him.
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I tried!
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[Stu] That's right.
I'm filling in for your regular mailman.
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He left this morning
on a two week vacation.
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[Garfield] Where's Mr. Post?
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Where's the man I love to torment?
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Must be time
for his annual two week vacation,
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so they got a substitute.
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I can't wait two weeks
to cause trouble for Mr. Post.
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I'll have to get rid of that substitute
in a hurry.
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There are seven steps
to harassing a mailman...
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successfully.
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Step one:
establish a climate of confidence.
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Let him believe he's safe at first,
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even if you have to demean yourself a bit.
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Watch!
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-[Garfield purrs]
-[Stu] You must be Garfield.
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My fame precedes me.
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You're just the friendliest little cat,
aren't you?
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I won't have any trouble with you.
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Absolutely not.
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Tomorrow, step two. [snickers]
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Okay, it's tomorrow,
which brings us to step two... show time!
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[Stu humming]
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[bells chimes]
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[gasps] What?
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[groans]
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[snickers]
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[groans]
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[grunts] Whoever's doing this,
stop it, it's not funny!
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[Jon] Is there a problem, sir?
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Someone in that house keeps
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throwing these letters back at me.
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-[Jon groans in frustration]
-[Garfield purrs]
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You're not fooling me, Garfield.
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I know. I wasn't fooling me, either.
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What is it about you and mailmen?
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I guess I just can't resist
a man in a uniform.
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[playful music plays]
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Okay, it's the next day,
and we're up to step three...
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Make life interesting.
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[sighs]
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Alright, now, whoever's in there,
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I'm putting the letters in the mail slot,
and they better stay in there today.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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Good. Glad we have an understanding.
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[humming]
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[joyful music plays]
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[screams]
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No! I delivered you.
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You can't come back.
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[screaming] Help!
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Yoohoo, Mr. Mailman. Nice delivery.
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You think you're clever, but you'll see.
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You picked the wrong mailman to mess with!
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Tomorrow, the all-important step four.
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This time, I'm fighting back
with my trusty water pistol.
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That darn cat tries something,
well, everybody knows cats hate water.
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[adventurous music plays]
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[Stu screams]
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Houston, we have lift-off.
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[Stu screams]
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-[thuds]
-What happened?
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[Garfield] You dropped this.
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And by the way, that was step four...
think big.
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I think I'll fill this thing
with grape juice.
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[metallic arm squeaks]
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[sighs]
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[humming]
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[screams] No!
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Yes... step five...
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think bigger.
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[fan blows]
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[groaning] No!
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[upbeat music playing]
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I hope he appreciates
that, thanks to my help,
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the mail is getting around
much faster today.
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Look, there goes Jon's gas bill.
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[telephone rings]
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-Herman, this is Stu.
-Stu, I had a feeling you'd be calling.
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-That cat. He's...
-The monster is invincible.
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Nobody's ever defeated him.
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Well, maybe you could cut
your vacation short,
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-and together we could--
-The answer is no. Bye.
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[screaming] I'm doomed.
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[gasps] Right. Got to do this.
Can't give up...
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but, boy, I want to!
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[military music plays]
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[screams]
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Step six: all-out war.
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[blows whistle]
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Your whistle's broken, cat!
I didn't hear a thing.
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You're not supposed to hear anything.
This is an ultra-sonic dog whistle.
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It makes a sound so high
that only dogs can hear it.
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In fact, this is a special dog whistle.
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It only attracts
every mailman's worst nightmare...
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a pack of hyperactive chihuahuas.
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[screams]
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-[chihuahuas barking]
-[Stu] Hyperactive chihuahuas!
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You don't want to see this, folks.
Trust me. It's not pretty.
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[snickers]
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[Stu pleading] Please!
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Assign me anywhere else.
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Let me deliver waste materials
to a toxic dump.
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Anything! Just get me off the route
with that cat! [cries]
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[grunts] I figured it would end like this,
it always does.
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[telephone rings]
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Excuse me, dear.
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-Yes.
-[indistinct chatter]
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Cut my vacation short?
But, sir, I couldn't
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How much of a raise?
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-[indistinct chatter]
-[Herman snickers]
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Throw in another 100
and you've got a deal.
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Every year I take a vacation
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and every year,
I get a raise to come back early.
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-[head mailman] You're off the route.
-[Stu] I am?
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[cheering] Thank you, thank you,
thank you! I'm free!
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I'm free! [laughs]
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I never have to deliver mail
to this street
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and especially that house, again!
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[laughing and cheering]
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And this brings us to our last step...
step seven...
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Give yourself a pat on the back
for a job well done.
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And celebrate in style.
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[sighs] This is the life.
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Gee, I wonder what could be
keeping the mail. [snickers]
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[theme music starts]
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