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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[sigh] What's with all the re-runs
and reality series?
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It's a sad reality that TV
isn't what it used to be.
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[Odie barks]
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[Jon shouts] Garfield? Odie?
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Don't watch too much TV!
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[laughs]
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It's bad for your eyes, you know?
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I'll blast you, you fiend! [snickers]
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[Eddie Gourmand]
Now pay attention, please.
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Make sure you use light whipping cream,
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or else your cookie dough
will be too thick.
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[Chuck] If the arguments in your house
are getting out of hand,
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maybe you're just what
we've been looking for.
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[Rob] Learning is so much fun
with Rob the giant chicken.
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Now sing along with me... A,B,C...
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[host] You're all talk
and no answer, Michael.
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I'm afraid you are the weakest brain.
Goodbye.
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[audience howls]
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You'd think out of 758 channels,
there'd be at least one decent show.
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Channel 145...
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Virtualodeon.
Sounds like a lame sci-fi movie.
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Oh well, what the heck?
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-[menacing music plays]
-Good evening, I am Professor Bonkers,
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and I want to welcome you
to the beta-testing of Virtualodeon.
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A ground-breaking invention of mine
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that will change the face
of broadcasting television forever.
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[Garfield yawns]
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Thanks to this state-of-the-art
holographic enhancer
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that's way too advanced
for you to even comprehend,
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Virtualodeon will bring the characters
of your favorite TV show
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right into your very own living room.
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And you probably need
a pair of those silly 3D glasses.
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-Absolutely not!
-[Garfield gasps]
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That's the beauty of it.
Virtualodeon requires no 3D glasses.
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Let's get cracking, shall we?
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Who hasn't dreamed of exploring
the ocean depths without even getting wet?
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[Garfield groans] Me.
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-[water rippling]
-[Odie gasps excitedly]
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[Garfield gasps in surprise]
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[Odie barks]
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[laughs] Hurry, Odie.
Get me some tartar sauce.
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[Odie screams]
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Don't worry, Odie.
It's just an optical trick.
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It's not really--
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[gasps] It's real! It's really real.
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[shark roars]
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[Professor Bonkers laughing]
Did you enjoy it? Good!
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That was only the beginning.
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Now, has any one of you
ever wanted to be on a quiz show?
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[host] What's the capital of Bhutan?
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Who invented penicillin? How old is Cher?
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[Garfield mumbles nervously]
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I'm afraid you are the weakest brain.
Goodbye.
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Virtual pie tastes really nice.
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And now...
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for our younger audience,
how about a little fairy tale?
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[Jack] Are you sure this bean
is really magic?
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[merchant] Sure, kid.
Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
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I've been had.
That's just an ordinary bean.
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I have a bad feeling about this, Odie.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[snickers] Did you really think
you could defeat me, wretched fool?
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[laughing] I love fairy tales.
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And now...
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Can't you see I'm in the middle
of a TV show?
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I'm sorry, sir, there appears to be
a slight problem with this program.
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The beanstalk is...
no longer quite so virtual.
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And the network just got a call
from a lady
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asking if the shark
could please let go of her husband.
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Oh, dear. [clears throat]
Due to some unforeseen problems...
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I'm sorry to inform you that this program
will be terminated in ten seconds.
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Ten, nine...
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It seems pretty solid, doesn't it, Odie?
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In the meantime, let me remind you
that the network is not liable
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for any damages this program
may have caused.
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[plant bubbles]
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[groans] I need some coffee-- [grunts]
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What's going on here? What's... [gasps]
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This has Garfield written all over it.
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Garfield! Where are you? Bad, bad cat!
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[Garfield] I think I'm inside the TV.
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Garfield,
I know you're hiding here somewhere.
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[Garfield] Help!
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No sign of him down here.
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[model] George Frika's shampoo will leave
your hair soft, silky, and manageable.
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-[Garfield meows]
-And it will also make it clean.
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[Jon] Stupid commercials.
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[Garfield meows]
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Garfield is so going to be grounded.
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No lasagna for a week. No... a year!
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-[host] All talk and no answer...
-[Garfield meows]
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-[Odie barking]
-Odie, what's wrong?
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Quit barking at the TV. It's just
a dumb program with Garfield in it.
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[gasping] Garfield? But that's impossible.
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[Garfield meows]
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What are you doing in there?
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[groans] You want me to get
the TV program?
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Okay, let's see...
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Channel 145, Virtualodeon.
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Something must've gone terribly wrong
and Garfield got sucked into the TV.
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I'll call the network.
They'll know what to do.
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Just hold on tight, Garfield. Okay?
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"B" as in "boy" and "banana."
"M" as in "morning" and "mustard."
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[Garfield] And "Z"...
as in "zip it, birdie!"
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You've got to help. My cat was sucked
into the TV because of your program.
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[Professor groans] A most deplorable loss.
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[shouting] And you've got to help me
get him back.
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[sighs] I'll be there as soon as I can.
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Meanwhile, try to keep your cat
on a safe program...
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preferably something uplifting.
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He's on some educational show,
he's learning the alphabet
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with Rob, the giant yellow chicken.
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[Agent 008] You won't get away with this,
Dr. Mo.
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-[Dr. Mo laughs menacingly]
-[Garfield groans]
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[Dr. Mo] Farewell, Agent 008. [snickers]
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[Garfield screams]
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[metallic banging]
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-[Jon screams] Garfield!
-Someone switch to another channel. Hurry!
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[Jon and Odie groan]
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[Garfield and Agent 008 scream]
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[Jon and Odie sigh]
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-[sci-fi heroine] It's here!
-[tense music plays]
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It's here.
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[Garfield screams]
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Oh, no! I've sent Garfield
into a horror movie.
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[monster grunts]
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[gasps in terror] Help!
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Why won't it work?
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Oh, no. The batteries must've fallen out
when I dropped it.
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Odie, help me find the batteries.
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[monster grunting]
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Hurry!
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Oh, no! We're going to be drooled over.
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[grunts] If this isn't an emergency,
I don't know what is.
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-[alarm rings]
-[alien groans]
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[mechanical clanking]
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[Garfield and Agent 008 scream]
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-This is pretty bad.
-[Jon] Don't worry, Garfield!
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I found new batteries.
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[Eddie Gourmand] Now, make sure you put
loads of this yummy cheese
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between each lasagna layer.
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[Jon sighs]
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Oh hello, kitty cat.
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-[doorbell rings]
-That must be Professor Bonkers.
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-Odie, don't touch the remote, okay?
-[Odie barks]
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Now that the lasagna's ready,
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we can go to work
on our lovely Caesar salad.
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[groans] Yummy!
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[munching]
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[laughs]
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That savage beast just ate my main course.
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[Jon groans] Garfield!
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[Garfield screams]
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[Eddie Gourmand] Take this! And this!
You ravenous monster!
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Guys, he's nastier than the alien.
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There. This should definitely be safe.
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[romantic heroine] Kiss me.
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[groans in disgust]
Way too much lip gloss.
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Thanks to this turbo holo-extractor,
I'll pull your cat out in no time.
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Now stay still for a minute, cat.
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-[Garfield] Not an option right now.
-[heroine] Kiss me!
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[Garfield screams]
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-[Garfield] I...
-Thank heavens, Garfield. You're back!
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-Yeah. Seems like I made it in one piece.
-[heroine] Where you think you're going?
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You're not going anywhere
until you give me a proper kiss.
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[Garfield screams]
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[panting]
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[Professor] It seems that my extractor
has accidentally left the gate open.
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[Rob] Sing along with me,
or I'll lay an egg right here, right now.
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[heroine] Kiss me!
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[sci-fi heroine] It's here!
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[Jon and Professor Bonkers scream]
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-[alien growling]
-[Odie barking]
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[everyone screaming]
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No-one touches my lasagna until I say so!
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[everyone screaming]
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-[romantic heroine] Kiss me!
-[Garfield panting]
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Kiss me.
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Kiss me!
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[screeches]
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Oh, my!
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[screams]
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[electricity buzzes]
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Kiss me.
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[TV characters buzzing]
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[angrily] Switch that TV back on!
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[snickers]
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The world is not ready for my genius.
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[sci-fi heroine] It's here!
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Now, sing along with me.
or I'll lay an egg right here, right now.
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Don't you think that's enough TV
for one day?
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[romantic heroine] Kiss me!
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[theme music starts]
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