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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[Jon] Happy birthday, Liz!
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Oh, Jon. You're spoiling me!
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You must have better things
to do with your money.
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-[Odie grunts]
-[Garfield] Yeah. Spend it on the cat.
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[kisses]
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Thank you so much, Jon. You're a darling!
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-[Jon] And that's not all, Liz.
-[Liz] Huh?
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I've cooked a delicious
four-course Italian dinner!
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Oh, Jon, I love Italian food!
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Once again, Liz is trying to do my job.
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And this is from the three of us.
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[gasps in surprise]
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Garfield, Odie and me.
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Jon, this is wonderful!
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You all look so pretty in this picture.
Especially Garfield.
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The camera loves me.
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It must have been quite difficult
to take this, getting Garfield and Odie
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to sit still long enough.
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Nah. It was a piece of cake.
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[Jon laughs]
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[Garfield] Do not believe that man.
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You have no idea what it took
to get that picture.
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It all started yesterday morning...
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[yawns and moans contentedly]
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It had been a perfect day. Woke up at ten,
had breakfast, back in bed by 10:15.
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Just as I was waking up
for my pre-lunch snack,
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Jon came in with one
of "those" looks on his face...
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Garfield, Odie... This is very important.
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Very important is something that affects
my eating or sleeping.
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Tomorrow is Liz's birthday.
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Not very important.
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[panting]
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And we're going to give her
a very special gift. A family picture!
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[yawns] Great.
Go find a family and take one.
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Here's a sketch of the photograph
I have in mind.
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I want the three of us
with great big smiles.
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[yaps]
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This is silly.
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No force on this planet
could get me to do this.
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And if you guys cooperate
and we get the picture exactly right,
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-there'll be extra lasagna tonight.
-[Odie barks]
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Okay, I am in! I sell out cheap, don't I?
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Anything involving tomato sauce
and I'm yours.
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Okay, guys, let's go do it.
It'll only take a few minutes.
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"It'll only take a few minutes."
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When does anything that'll only take a
few minutes actually take a few minutes?
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I have a timer on this so I can get
in the picture before it goes off.
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[laughs] Perfect.
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Okay, let's set the timer on,
[stammers] let's say, ten seconds.
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[sighs]
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[running and panting]
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[camera clicks]
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Oops. Looks like I set the timer wrong.
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[running and panting]
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[grunts]
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[camera clicks]
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Oh, I don't know. Looks to me
like you got your best side.
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This time, we should be alright.
I set the timer on thirty seconds.
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Okay guys!
Look at the camera and say "cheese"!
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Cheese!
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[Garfield] Hurry up.
I have a cramp in my jaw.
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[Jon] Maybe I forgot
to push the right button.
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I'll just take a quick look!
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[running and panting]
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[running and panting]
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[camera clicks]
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I think the last shot of you was better.
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[running and panting]
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[running and panting]
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-[Odie barks]
-[Garfield] Cheese!
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[bird cooing]
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[camera clicks]
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[running and panting]
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[running and panting]
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[Garfield] Cheese!
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[fluttering]
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[camera clicks]
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[running and panting]
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[running and panting]
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Say "cheese"!
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[Garfield] Cheddar!
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[barks]
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Odie? Odie stop it! Bad dog! Bad dog!
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[camera clicks]
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And that's pretty much
how it went all day long...
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[Jon] Say "cheese"!
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All this talk of cheese
is making me hungry.
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Cheese!
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[barks]
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[meows]
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This is an awful picture, Nermal.
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What's wrong with it?
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"What's wrong with it?" You're in it.
That's what's wrong with it.
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Why can't I be in the picture?
I'm adorable.
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This is a family picture, Nermal and
you are not, I am pleased to say, family.
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In any case,
you're too close to the camera.
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Oh? How far should I be?
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[yells and crashes]
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About that far.
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[running and panting]
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[running and panting]
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[bored] Cheddar!
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How far are you sending me this time?
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Maybe you can have your picture taken
with some Martians.
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[laughs]
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[rocket whirrs then blasts off]
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[Nermal gasps then screams]
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Goodbye! Farewell!
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And don't come back!
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[running and panting]
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[running and panting]
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Cheese!
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Hi neighbor!
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[Jon groans]
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I was fixing myself a nice cup of coffee,
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then I realized I was out of sugar.
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I was wondering if I could borrow
some from you.
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Ah! We're trying to take a photo here.
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[camera clicks]
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Hey, good shot of the next door neighbor.
Lousy shot of you.
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[running and panting]
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[running and panting]
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[bored] Cheddar.
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[bee buzzing]
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[Jon screams]
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Go away! Go away!
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[camera clicks]
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[sighs]
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[Odie muttering]
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[sighs]
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[crying]
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[struggling]
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[yells in frustration]
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[screams]
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[cellphone rings]
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Hello? Oh, hi, Liz.
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Yeah, we're on for your
birthday celebration tomor--
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[camera clicks]
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[Liz] Jon? Jon? Are you there?
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He was there. His brain wasn't but he was.
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[grunts]
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[Odie muttering]
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Hi again, neighbor. You won't believe
what I found under my sink...
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an old package of sugar. [laughs]
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So I guess I won't be needing yours.
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How's that family picture
of yours coming along?
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-[camera clicks]
-[Jon groans]
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[meows angrily]
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[screams]
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[laughs]
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[Nermal screaming]
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-[Nermal crashes]
-[camera clicks]
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[gasps] What part of the phrase
"Don't come back" wasn't clear?
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-[rocket roars]
-[Nermal screaming]
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If this seems drastic to you,
you've obviously never met Nermal.
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Trust me. It's necessary.
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[running and panting]
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Oh no, my nostril is itching.
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[camera clicks]
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Sorry.
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[running and panting]
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[running and panting]
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[running and panting]
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[runs, barks and pants]
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[more panting]
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[struggling and panting]
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Cheddar.
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Oh it figures. The weather report was
for clear skies and temps in the eighties.
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[screams]
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[running and panting]
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Say "cheese", everyone.
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I keep saying cheese and not getting any.
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[launch pad springs]
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[Garfield] No comment.
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All right now... Before I start the timer,
is everything okay?
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No rain showers imminent?
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Not a cloud for miles.
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No one's nose itches?
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-I scratched mine already. How about you?
-[Odie] Fine.
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No one's going to interrupt us?
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[groaning]
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No one's going to interrupt us.
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[groaning]
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Fine. I'm starting the timer.
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Say "cheese"!
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[Vito] Did someone order
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a large pizza
with extra pepperoni and mushrooms?
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[laughs]
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[Jon screams]
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[camera clicks]
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[munching]
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Hey, it's your fault for making me
think of cheese all day.
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[flying saucer whirring and beeping]
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[yelling and crying]
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All right! I've had enough.
It's time to do something drastic.
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Okay! Everyone ready?
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Do you think this looks okay?
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Of course it looks okay!
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I am one of the greatest
professional photographers.
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I can make anyone look good.
Even the three of you!
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Oh all right... I think.
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If you'd done this in the first place,
it would've saved us lots of grief.
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Alright, here we go.
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One, two, three...
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Cheese!
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I need more pizza.
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-[camera clicking]
-Perfect! Magnificent!
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I have outdone myself.
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I shall make a print for your lady friend.
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[sighs of relief]
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And that's what it took
to get the picture taken for Liz...
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Well, it's a great photo
and I thank you all for it.
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It's just...
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Something wrong with it?
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Oh, no. It's great but...
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Well, Jon, there's a certain expression
I know you for...
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a special look you often
have on your face...
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What look is that?
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Well, it's hard to describe,
but it's so typically you.
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[laughs] Noooo!
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[screams]
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That's it, Jon!
That's the look I know you for.
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I know that look very well...
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[theme music starts]
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