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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[woman on TV] That's right, Victoria,
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we were switched at birth at the hospital!
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Odie!
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Ta-dah!
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Remote control emergency!
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Will you please change the channel
before I get severe brain rot?
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...the true heir
of the Vanderfeller fortune.
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-Liar!
-No! That's the volume, Odie.
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Did you forget everything I taught you?
It's the button on your left.
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[barks]
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-Sir Leo is one of Hollywood's...
-First a soap opera, now a talk show.
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-...why so gloomy?
-[Odie panting]
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-Well...
-[Garfield] No, wait!
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-That's Sir Leo!
-...under a great deal of stress lately.
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Ever since he broke up
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with Paw Li,
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the paparazzi have been harassing him.
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[presenter] Paw Li is the Siamese
supermodel-turned-actress
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who co-stars alongside Sir Leo
in his latest movie,
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Cat on a Hot Bin Lid.
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The movie has gotten great reviews,
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but it hasn't done so well
in the box office.
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No, and that's been
a huge disappointment for Sir Leo.
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He hoped his celebrity status
would bring this art-house film
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-the success of his previous blockbusters.
-[Garfield puffs]
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Some people have real problems.
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My remote control doesn't work,
and am I complaining?
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-No. Turn it off, will you Odie?
-[barks]
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-[car arriving]
-[Odie grunts]
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[car door squeaks open]
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[mistery music playing]
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[Odie grunts]
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-[both sigh]
-I don't think anybody saw us.
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No one except the entire neighborhood.
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You look like you just robbed a bank.
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-[Odie panting]
-What are you hiding under there?
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Plutonium? An alien specimen?
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-[crashing]
-It's moving!
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-[Odie panting]
-[Garfield] Uh, Jon...
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please tell me
that's a live lobster in there.
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[voice in an English accent] Hello?
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I'm beginning to feel rather cramped,
if you don't mind.
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An articulate live lobster?
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You cloned me?
I have a copyright on that, you know.
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[Jon] Garfield, Odie,
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this is Sir Leo.
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-[Garfield gasps]
-[Odie grunts]
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[Jon] He's staying with us
for a little a while.
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He's in need of a vacation.
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-[sniggers]
-Sir Leo? Here?
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This isn't exactly the French Riviera.
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Liz is Sir Leo's vet.
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She thought our house would be a place
for him to get away from the paparazzi
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and recover from his nervous breakdown.
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That's right. You'll be safe here.
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The only danger is being bored to death.
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[barking and slobbering]
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And Odie's saliva.
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So, what's with the nervous breakdown?
I thought movie stars had it easy.
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Not quite. I was thrown into showbusiness
when I was just a kitten.
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I've never lived the life
of an ordinary cat.
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Oh, come on then, I'll show you around.
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But don't expect
any special celebrity treatment.
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Hungry?
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Famished.
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[laughs and burps]
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If I may, what exactly are these?
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Uh... fish sticks?
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[sighs] I'm not sure
my nutritionist would approve.
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Man, movie stars have it rough.
I'll eat them if you don't. [laughs]
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[sniffing]
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Hey, not bad.
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[crowd] Sir Leo! Sir Leo!
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-[gasps] They're here.
-[Garfield] Who's here?
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Them. The fans. The paparazzi.
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[fans] Sir Leo! Sir Leo!
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-Sir Leo!
-[Garfield gasps]
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Boy, it's a sea of people out there!
How did they find you?
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[sighs] They always do.
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I guess it's back to the fast lane for me.
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Or maybe not...
I could pretend to be you. I mean...
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I'm practically identical, right?
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Okay, okay,
so I got a head start on the fish sticks.
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But no one will notice the difference.
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Go get them tiger. I owe you one.
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[crowd cheering]
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[cameras flashing]
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-[gulps]
-[crowd chanting] Sir Leo!
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[panting]
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[crowd shouting]
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[panting] Why can't they ever resist
the need to touch?
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-[crowd cheering]
-[Garfield shouting]
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[presenter] Today, celebrity cat Sir Leo,
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spent an entire day signing autographs
and posing with fans.
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[Sir Leo] Hey Garfield, we're on TV!
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Unlike his recent public appearances,
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Sir Leo was in top form.
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-Our crew got the exclusive footage.
-[crowd] Sir Leo! Sir Leo! Sir Leo!
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Brilliant!
You make a better Sir Leo than I do!
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So... when do I get to ride in the limo?
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[laughs]
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[crowd cheering]
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Have fun, Garfield.
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[yawns] I think I'll go to bed.
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[sighs] When you get home,
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I'll have Jean-Louis
put you on that papaya diet again.
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I don't think I like Jean-Louis,
whoever he is.
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Anyway, I hate to make you work
during your vacation, Leo,
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but I couldn't pass up a TV commercial.
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Sounds fun.
How much work can that possibly be?
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-[assistant] Scene three, take five!
-[director] And... action!
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-Cat-viar puts the cat in caviar.
-Meow.
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[director] Cut!
Yes, Sir Leo, that was good,
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but let's try that "meow" again.
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[assistant] Scene three, take six!
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[director] And... action!
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-Meow.
-[director] Cut! Good... [stammers]
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Why don't we try it
a little more suave this time.
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[assistant] Scene three, take seven!
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Meow.
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[assistant] Scene three, take 25!
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-Meow.
-[assistant] Scene three, take 57!
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[groans] Meow.
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[assistant] Scene three, take 74!
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[director] Well, I guess that's a wrap.
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[crowd] Sir Leo! Sir Leo!
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To the movie theatre, James!
Step on it, we're late for the premiere!
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I'm warning you, there better be popcorn.
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[upbeat rock music playing]
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-[crowd chanting]
-[Garfield snickers]
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[crowd cheering]
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[crowd chanting] Sir Leo! Sir Leo!
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[woman] It's The Deverminator!
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[Sir Leo as The Deverminator]
Hasta la vista, vermin!
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[rooster crowing]
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[sighs]
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[crowd] Sir Leo! Sir Leo!
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No! It's not me you want... it's him!
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[Garfield] Leo, wake up!
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Your fans, they're outside, they want you!
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-[helicopter whirring]
-No, they want you.
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Oh no, no, no, no.
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Here! I'm not cut out
for this celebrity stuff.
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-I want my life back!
-Hey...
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who wanted to ride in the limo?
Who said celebrities had it easy?
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The fans, the paparazzi...
they're your problems now.
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Alright then,
they're gonna get a taste of the real me.
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Or him. Or me. Oh, you know what I mean.
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[crowd cheering]
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-[Garfield jeering]
-[crowd gasp]
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[crowd gasps]
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[crowd cheering]
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[crowd] Sir Leo! Sir Leo! Sir Leo!
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[laughs]
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[crowd starts booing]
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[crying]
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-[whines]
-[fan] Poor dog!
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-[crowd muttering]
-[Garfield shrieks]
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[Sir Leo laughs] Brilliant. Priceless.
We're on every channel!
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-[Garfield groans]
-Thank you, my friend.
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You've just brought me
a lot of free publicity! [cheers]
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Yeah, we'll see who gets the last laugh.
[meows threateningly]
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[crowd cheering]
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-[laughing]
-[crowd clapping]
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-[fan] Gross!
-[crowd gasps]
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[disco music playing]
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[Squeek] Attack!
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[crowd screaming]
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Humans. So predictable.
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Here's your paycheck, Squeek.
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[Odie straining]
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[mice cheering]
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Today, Sir Leo fans
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discovered a different
side of their favorite celebrity.
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Unlike his popular Deverminator character,
it turns out the star
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is a rodent enthusiast.
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The autograph session ended abruptly
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when a swarm of mice attacked fans
and reporters, forcing them to flee.
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Could this be the end of Sir Leo's career?
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Me? A rodent lover?
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I can never show my face
in Hollywood again!
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You mean my face.
You stole my life, remember?
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You can have it back! Anything...
just help me get out of this mess!
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So, you're telling us
that wasn't the real Sir Leo?
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The whole thing was a hoax,
a publicity stunt?
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Yes, that's right.
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Sir Leo desperately
needed a vacation, so...
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we hired a look-alike
to impersonate him for a few days.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
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Sir Leo's belching,
pie-throwing look-alike!
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[crowd cheering]
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[smooches]
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Who needs fame when you can be
the star of your own house?
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Because every cat deserves luxury.
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Cat-viar puts the cat in caviar.
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Meow.
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Well, I do all the work,
and he gets all the glory.
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And the paycheck. Life is so unfair.
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-[Jon] Garfield, dinner!
-But I'm not complaining. [sniggers]
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[theme music starts]
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