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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[horns honking]
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Do you guys mind if I stop
at the market and buy a few things?
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Mind? As long as they're edible,
why should we mind?
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I think I'll take a nap while Odie
sticks his head out the window
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and lets his tongue flap in the breeze.
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[barking]
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Hey, for a dog,
that's heavyweight intellectual activity.
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[yawns] Dream about some edible things!
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Boy, it's a beautiful night...
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A clear sky and all those stars...
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It's the kind of night that makes you
wonder if there are people out there.
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[scoffs]
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[Jon] People on other worlds
or from other times visiting us...
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[eerie space music playing]
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[spaceship zooming]
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[alien lady speaking gibberish]
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I'll be home in 90 nanoseconds, Miriam.
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[Miriam speaking gibberish]
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[gasps] Cheese puffs? I got you a 500-year
supply of those just 300 years ago.
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[Miriam speaking gibberish]
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All right, all right.
I'll pick up some before I get home.
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I'm going to have to stop off
at Earth in the 21st Century.
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[Miriam speaking gibberish]
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-[spaceships honking]
-Okay, okay.
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I'll get you a jelly doughnut, too.
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[spaceship zooming]
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[barks]
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You'll have to wait just outside the door.
Garfield, are you coming?
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I can't answer you.
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In addition to the fact that I can't talk,
I'm also asleep.
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We'll be back soon.
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-[spaceship beeping]
-[loud engine landing]
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Okay. A 500-year supply of cheese puffs
and a jelly doughnut.
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I guess that's a balanced diet.
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-[snoring]
-[spider squeaks down]
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[gasps]
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[Garfield whispering] Spider...
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I know what you're thinking.
It's just a little harmless spider...
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not hurting anyone.
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You're right, of course.
So, you know what I'm going to do?
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[yells] I'm going to swat that spider!
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I've got you now! Now I've got you!
Now! Okay, this time for sure!
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Okay then, this time!
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Okay, this is it, spider! You're toast!
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You're an ex-spider!
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You're gonna be flatter
that one of Jon's souffles!
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[spider screams]
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[Garfield screams]
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-[yells]
-[dashboard beeps]
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-[engine roars]
-[dashboard beeps]
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[engine purrs]
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[Garfield screaming]
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[chuckles]
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[Garfield screaming]
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[lights whirring]
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[spaceship whooshing]
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[adventurous music playing]
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Oh, my!
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Where am I? And why do I have the feeling
I really don't want to know?
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[door springs open]
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Jon? Odie?
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Anybody I know?
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I'll even settle for Nermal.
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Hello, somebody!
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I don't know where I am, but I have
the feeling they like cheese here.
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Ah, at last!
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Someone I know! Hey, Squeek!
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[speaks angry gibberish]
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Boy, you are so not Squeek!
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[gibberish speaking continues]
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Sorry, I just remembered to make
an appointment to not be here now.
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[mice laugh]
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Or here!
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[Garfield and mice scream]
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I don't suppose it would do any good
to mention that I never chase mice.
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[screaming] Help! Help!
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[sudden skidding]
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Guys, give me a break.
I haven't eaten and it's dinnertime.
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[all] Dinnertime?
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That's right, dinnertime.
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[cheering]
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Hey, I think they're taking me to dinner.
This is great.
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[slides and thuds]
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This is not great!
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[speaks angry gibberish]
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[Garfield] Oh, no! Ketchup!
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[speaks angry gibberish]
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Oh, no! Lettuce and tomato!
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Hey, would you please hold the onion?
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[gasps]
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[speaks gibberish]
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Thank you.
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[mice giggle]
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Oh no!
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[speak gibberish]
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I think this sandwich
had better be "to go."
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Get him!
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[adventurous music playing]
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[screaming]
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[mice yelling]
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One of these must start it,
or turn on the CD player or something.
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[engine starts up and roars]
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[screaming]
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I don't like hairy sandwiches anyway.
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There must be some instructions in here
somewhere on how to fly this thing.
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[gasps] An instruction manual! I'm saved!
I'm saved! I'm saved!
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Okay. "How to steer craft. See page 19."
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Page 19... page 19... [sighs]
Here it is. Page 19.
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"To steer craft, grab hold of the bleen
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and rotate to zirman position
for five freebs."
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[gasps] I'm not saved!
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I'm not saved! I'm not saved!
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[aircraft whooshes]
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Another weird world.
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Who or what lives on it?
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It's probably some horrible monster
even worse than those mice people.
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[gasps] Something's coming!
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One of those horrible monsters, I know.
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Here it comes! It's gonna be the ugliest,
most hideous thing in the universe!
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I just know it.
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[in unison] Hey, who are you?
I'm Garfield the cat.
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[in unison] You can't be Garfield!
I'm Garfield!
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Oh yeah?
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If you're Garfield, then answer me this.
What do you do all day?
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I sleep, eat and annoy small puppies.
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What do you do all day?
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I sleep, eat and annoy puppies.
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[in unison] Hey, maybe you are Garfield.
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But if you're Garfield, then who am I?
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I know who you are. You're Garfield.
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Isn't there anything different about us?
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Well, there is this one thing.
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Every so often I turn into one of these.
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[monster growls]
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[screaming]
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[engine roars]
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What a horrifying, awful experience.
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And he was so cute up until the near end.
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I wonder where I'm going to wind up now.
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[gasps]
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Hey! I know this house!
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This is our house!
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This is where I live!
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I'm home! I'm home!
It's almost time for lunch and I'm home.
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[sniffs] Mmm...
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And from that smell I can tell
Jon's cooking up something wonderful.
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Garfield, what good timing.
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I have lunch ready.
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[sputtering]
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You look shocked.
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Didn't you know we're all spider people
on this planet?
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Aren't we, Odie?
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[barks]
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And I cooked you a nice fly lasagna!
[sinister laughing]
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No! No!
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And after we finish out flies, we're going
to indulge in our favorite pastime...
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[spiders squeaking]
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After him! Swat him the way
he always swatted us!
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[Odie] Right!
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[screaming] Ow! Ow!
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No! Stop! I like spiders!
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I always liked spiders!
I've never hurt a spider!
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See?
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I'll even stoop to lying.
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Please! No! Don't swat the cat!
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[shopping cart squeaks]
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All done shopping, Odie. I hope Garfield
wasn't too bored waiting in the car.
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[Odie panting]
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[Jon] You okay in there, Garfield?
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Garfield?
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Odie! Garfield's missing.
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[whines]
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[Jon pants] Hey mister!
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Have you seen an orange cat?
My cat is missing. He's--
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What did you buy?
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A 500-year supply of cheese puffs. Why?
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Oh, never mind that. My cat is missing.
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Let me put these in my vehicle
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and I'll help you look for your cat.
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Hey! Not only is your cat gone,
but so is my vehicle.
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[moans]
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Maybe whoever took your vehicle
took my cat.
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We need to call the police.
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No, you don't need the police.
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I have this remote homing device to bring
my vehicle back when I lose it...
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or leave it somewhere.
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[homing device whirrs]
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[panting and mumbling]
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My only chance is to get back
to that spaceship thingy car!
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Oh, no! [engine roars]
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It's taking off without me!
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[engine gets louder]
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[Garfield screams]
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[Garfield screaming]
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Well, this is a waste of time.
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I'm calling the police
to look for my cat and--
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I'm telling you... relax.
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[engine roars and hums]
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See?
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[moans and laughs]
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Garfield!
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Garfield, it's okay.
You're back and your safe.
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[nervous stammering]
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Okey, dokey. You got your cat back.
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[spaceship beeping] I gotta get home.
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-[engine roars]
-Bye now!
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[engine hums]
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[nervous stammering]
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I don't know what happened either,
Garfield.
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And I have a strange feeling
we never will.
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[engine hums and whirrs]
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00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,440
[traveler muttering]
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00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,360
I forgot Miriam's jelly doughnut.
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[Odie grunts]
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[spaceship whirrs]
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[screams]
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[chuckles]
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[theme music starts]
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