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[snoring]
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[theme music plays]
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-[contestant] Pine.
-[Jon giggling]
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-Weeping willow.
-[splat]
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[Jon giggling]
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-[buzzer]
-Sycamore.
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[host] We have to take a break.
We'll return with your favorite game show:
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Say A Kind Of Tree
And We Hit You With A Lemon Meringue Pie!
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Jon always did have a taste
for serious, intellectual programming.
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[anchor] We'll be back with
Say A Kind Of Tree And We Hit You
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With A Lemon Meringue Pie!,
after these news headlines.
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Today is the first day
of the city's new dog licensing law.
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Any dog not wearing a license
will be presumed a stray,
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and taken to the dog pound.
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[gasps] I almost forgot about that.
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I got Odie a license
and I have to put it on him.
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[anchor] In other news, traffic is stalled
on the coast highway due to an accident.
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Workers said cars were blocked
when a collision knocked down an elm tree.
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[splat]
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[Odie grumbles]
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I know you don't like it,
but it's for your own good.
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If they catch you without it,
they'll haul you off to the pound.
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[sarcastically] Oh!
That would be just awful.
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-[Odie howls]
-No, even I'm not that rotten.
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There. Now, I'm going back
to my favorite show,
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Say A Kind Of Tree And We Hit You
With A Lemon Meringue Pie!
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Just any sense of good taste.
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Hope I'm not missing much.
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[yawns] I've got to get some...
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-[sighs] That feels good.
-[Odie barking]
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[Garfield]
I don't want to throw the stick.
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[snoring]
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-[Odie barks]
-[Garfield] No.
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I don't want to throw the ball.
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In fact, I want to throw the ball less
than I wanted to throw the stick.
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[Odie barks]
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[Odie bites and barks]
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No. I don't want to throw the doggy toy...
as hard as it may be to believe.
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I want to throw the doggy toy
even less than the stick... or the ball.
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But you know what I do want to throw?
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[Odie barks]
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[Odie howls]
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You had to ask.
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[gasps] Odie's license came off!
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He's out where they grab dogs
that don't have licenses...
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and take them to the pound.
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Not my problem.
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[Al] There's another one.
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No license!
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You won't get away from me, dog!
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[screams]
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[groans] Watch it!
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-[bang]
-[groans]
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[thud]
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[horn]
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[Odie barking]
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[sighs]
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[Al] Sorry, pooch, it's the law.
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[Odie howling]
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[groans] I'm not asleep.
Why can't I sleep?
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It's not because I feel guilty about Odie
out there without his dog license.
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It's not my fault if it fell off
when I threw him out the window.
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So why can't I sleep?
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If I can't sleep, I might as well eat.
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[Jon laughing] This is hilarious.
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-This is...
-[contestant] Douglas fir.
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[laughing hysterically]
It hurts. I can't get my breath.
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-[contestant] Mushroom omelette.
-[host] I'm sorry, Mr. Fastblood.
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I checked with the judges.
They say mushroom omelette isn't a tree,
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so we cannot hit you
with a lemon meringue pie.
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Now it's time for our home game,
where one lucky viewer
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will get to play Say A Kind Of Tree
And We Hit You With A Lemon Meringue Pie!
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Home game? Someone will be hit
with a lemon meringue pie
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just for saying, I don't know...
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-spruce?
-[doorbell rings]
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I'll get it!
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-Yes?
-[splat]
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Great. [sarcastically]
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You finally win something and it's that.
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[Jon] I'll get dinner on the table.
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You call Odie!
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[softly] Odie?
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Well, no Odie. Let's eat!
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[birds chirping]
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Where's Odie?
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I'm not serving dinner
until Odie is at the table.
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But that's not fair.
I'm here. I'm hungry. [dramatically]
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I'm serious, Garfield.
No dinner until Odie is at the table.
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-Now, go out and find him!
-But I'm...
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[growls angrily]
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I'm going to find him.
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Odie?
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Attention, brainless mutt!
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[Herman] If you're looking for your dog,
I saw him get taken to the pound.
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I was afraid of that.
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[dogs barking and howling]
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Well, this is it.
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I'm actually walking into a building
full of dogs...
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voluntarily.
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Sorry, cat. You see that sign?
That means no cats allowed.
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[little girl] Mommy! Someone threw away
a perfectly good pussy cat.
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They probably thought he was too fat.
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You're not exactly
supermodel material yourself, lady!
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Alright. I didn't want to resort to this,
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but it may be the only way
to get this license back on Odie.
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Okay. Let's see if I can pass for a...
dog.
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[barking] No, I don't look stupid enough.
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How do dogs do this stupid stuff all day?
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[barking]
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[Pete] Isn't it a little late
to be going out looking for strays?
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I need one more catch
to make my quota for the day, Pete.
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[Garfield clears throat and barks]
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Stray dog with no license.
Woof and double woof!
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-[Al] Got you!
-[Garfield] You've got me.
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[Al] Okay, doggy. In here with you!
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[Garfield] Your situation isn't hopeless,
Odie.
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By day, he looks like an ordinary,
too-dumb-to-do-anything-useful dog.
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But then, when there's trouble,
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he instantly transforms into...
Super Garfield!
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Stop!
Put that tongue back where you found it.
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[Garfield] Stop, or I'll leave you here,
Odie!
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Better.
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Now then, you'll need this to get out.
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[Odie mumbling]
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How will I get out?... Leave it to me.
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First, you make some noise!
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[Odie barking frantically]
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What's all the racket?
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-[Pete] He has a license on!
-[Al] Let me get a look at that.
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[Al] "Jon Arbuckle."
And there's an address.
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[Al] I was sure you didn't have one
when I picked you up.
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I must get you to Mr. Arbuckle right away,
and apologize.
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Let me out!
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I shouldn't be in here.
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Hello!
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Meow!
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[Pete] See you laters, Al.
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[Garfield purring]
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[Pete] A cat?
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How did a cat get in here?
You shouldn't be here, cat.
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True. Open the door and let me out.
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I'm going to open the door
and let you out...
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Just as soon as Al gets back.
He has the only key.
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You can't leave me here like some...
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dog.
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I'm not a dog!
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Dogs are ugly.
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[Garfield] They're disgusting.
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-Stupid, worthless creatures.
-[dogs barking]
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-They're idiots.
-[metal breaking]
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[dogs barking and growling]
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[panting] Dogs are all over the place.
They're all around me. They're...
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I didn't mean what I said.
I was talking about other dogs, you know.
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I love dogs. In fact, I am a dog. See?
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[stammering] Dog!
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-[dogs barking]
-[Garfield barking and sniffing]
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You're not buying this for a second,
are you?
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[dogs growling angrily]
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Look, I'd like to take this opportunity
to make a sincere apology.
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-[Al] I'm sorry about this, Mr. Arbuckle.
-[Jon] That's okay.
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Thanks for bringing my dog home.
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So, that's where you were, Odie!
Which brings us to the next question...
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Where's Garfield?
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Knowing him, he's probably out
somewhere having a wonderful time.
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-Help!
-[Dogs barking angrily]
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[Garfield screaming] Help!
Get me out of here!
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[theme music plays]
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