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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[theme music ends]
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[military drumming]
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[snoring]
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No, Heather. I know how much
you supermodels love cartoonists...
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[sighs] but I'm promised to another.
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[sinister music]
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-[snoring]
-[clears throat]
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Yoo hoo! Hello! Time to get up.
Very important day. Wakey wakey!
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[sighs] I hate to do this... no I don't!
[snickers]
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-[alarm rings]
-[screams]
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-[teeth chattering]
-[thud]
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Why did you do that?
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-You did that because it's trash night?
-Hardly.
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It's some sort of holiday... it's...
Oh no!
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That's today?
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[sighs] I'm sorry!
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He's sorry.
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I'll have them in a jiff!
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[whistling merry tune]
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[Jon] Alright Garfield!
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Your birthday lasagnas are ready!
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[Garfield laughs]
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This is great. I'm going to edit this
into my "lasagna home video montage."
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[sad trombone]
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[gasps] I've been short-changed.
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There. I've added the new footage.
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I have over six hours of video
of Garfield eating lasagna.
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-It's not like he does anything else.
-[Garfield clears throat]
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Complaint!
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Is something wrong, Garfield?
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Recount demand.
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What is it? I cooked you one lasagna
for every year old you are.
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[gasps] I'm one short?
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[shrieks] I'm one short!
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[frantic music]
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I don't have the ingredients
to make another birthday lasagna!
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I'm going to the market.
I'll be right back.
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While he's gone
I'm going to put the time to good use.
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I'm going to do something constructive.
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I'm going to start dreaming
about something.
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[Odie barking frantically]
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-[swoosh]
-[mechanical clanking]
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Twenty four zorniks until we reach
the invasion planet, exalted leader.
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-Good. Did you send for Ricotta?
-Here he is, exalted leader.
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Ricotta, I have a mission
of vital importance for you.
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I am to lead the attack
on the invasion planet, exalted leader?
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No, this is more important.
Let me show you.
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Our scanners have taken
thousands of images
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of the invasion planet and we see nothing
that can possibly prevent us
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from invading
and making its people our slaves.
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Except possibly for this...
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Who are those people?
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We do not know.
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Apparently they are from a planet
that is a neighbor to ours.
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They obviously traveled to the planet
we intend to invade.
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What happened to them?
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The spy images do not show that.
We need to know what we are facing.
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I believe I know that person.
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I could be wrong,
but I think that is my Uncle Mozzi.
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Go ahead to the invasion planet.
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Go to where that orange creature is,
find out what happened to those people.
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Take this. It'll measure the brain power
of those you encounter.
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Right away, exalted leader.
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This is Ricotta. I am on my way to scout
the invasion planet.
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I will report back.
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Agent Ricotta reporting.
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I'm on the invasion planet as ordered.
I will--
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[Odie barking and panting]
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Measuring the brain power
of a local creature I encountered.
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Brain measure is... zero.
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I will seek out the orange creature.
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[snoring]
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I've located the orange creature.
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It appears to be in a state
of deep suspended animation.
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[yawning] Sounds like Arbuckle's back.
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It's coming. I must hide.
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Hope he has my last lasagna ready.
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There it is!
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[gulp]
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Please, do not eat me.
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Did you hear something?
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-[crack]
-[groaning]
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Did you... that is... what was that?
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Odie, did you see my lasagna
run past this way?
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Well it did.
My lasagna had legs and then it ran.
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and it talked and it asked if it was...
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and it had a mouth and it was talking
and it went like... it ran!
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You believe me, don't you, Odie?
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Well, that's okay.
I don't believe me either.
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You are satisfied that the orange creature
will be no threat?
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I am. I don't know how he vanquished
the people in those images.
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but I know I was able to handle him.
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Then the invasion shall commence.
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All these years
and I didn't know lasagna could talk.
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Why didn't you say something?
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What if it isn't just lasagna?
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What if ravioli can talk?
What if cannoli tries to beat me up?
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And the garlic bread! I'll starve!
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[barking]
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Hold on! I can't understand you.
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Please note:
Odie's less articulate than baked lasagna.
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What is it?
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Something out there?
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[whirring]
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-Odie, they're coming for me.
-[yelps]
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I've got to hide.
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That creature, seize him!
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If I had an ounce of courage,
I'd go save my friend, Odie.
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Good thing for me
I don't have an ounce of courage.
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Fine work, Ricotta.
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Now we just need to neutralize
that orange creature.
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You say he will be easy to defeat?
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Very easy, exalted leader.
Just as soon as we find him.
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He's here somewhere.
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We will find that orange creature
and we will destroy him.
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What did I ever do to lasagna...
besides eating thousands of them?
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There is no sign
of the orange creature in here.
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Let's check all the closets.
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-[groans]
-Did you notice something?
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Ricotta, I heard. Is something wrong?
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This is silly.
I can't hide here for the rest of my life.
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Yes I can.
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No, I can't.
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Jon, Odie... talking lasagna?
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[muffled groans]
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It's me they want.
Might as well get it over with.
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The humanity.
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Sounds like they're in Jon's room.
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I thought you said
it would be easy to defeat, Ricotta!
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-I thought it would be.
-[Garfield] Guys!
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It's time to end this.
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[lasagnas screaming] Run away!
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I don't know what happened
but I'm sure glad they're gone.
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Yeah, but you never know what happened.
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They were dangerous, scary, destructive.
But boy, they sure looked delicious.
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Garfield, I'm back!
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I knew you wouldn't want to wait
until I cooked it,
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so I stopped off at Vito's
and got you that extra birthday lasagna!
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[gasps] No, take it away!
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It might talk to me. It might...
[screaming]
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Gee. I always thought Vito
was a pretty good cook.
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[theme music playing]
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