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[instrumental music]
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[theme song]
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♪ Whenever there's a
crime or trouble ♪
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♪ That no one can
solve at all it seems ♪
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♪ That's when they call them
on the double ♪
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♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪
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♪ It might be day or night
whenever ♪
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♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
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♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
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♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪
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♪ If there's a full moon ♪
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♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
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♪ Just look around you ♪
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♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
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♪ Some day I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
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♪ And then I'll be happy
yessirree ♪
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♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
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♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪
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♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
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♪ With backdrops
a-plenty globally ♪
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♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
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♪ Sylvester & Tweety ♪
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♪ Mysteries ♪♪
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(Sylvester)Cannes, France,home of the world-renowned
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Cannes film festival.
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Where the beautiful peoplecome to rub elbows
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and anything else they canget their hands on.
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Unfortunately, that's notwhere we were headed.
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No, we're going down the roadto Cannes Knot France.
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Home of the James Caanfilm festival.
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Heya, how you doin'?
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[indistinct chatter]
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(male #1)
'This cannot be!'
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'Sacre bleu!'
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'All the films
have been stolen!'
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James Caan can't!
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Flick filched from film fest!
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Huh! Oh, this is dreadful!
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Why is it that a mystery
always pops up
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in the middle of my vacation?
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'Cause, if it didn't,
we wouldn't have a show.
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whirr
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Don't lay on one side too long.
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I like my birds evenly cooked.
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slurp
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boing
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Oh, puss-puss!
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Did my beach ball hurt you?
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Oh.
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(Larson Sline)
'Fabulous! Just what
I've been looking for.'
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Larson Sline,
Hollywood super-producer.
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And, you are? Oh, who cares?
But, you?
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I must have you
for my next spectacular.
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Oh!
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Wow! What a way to get chicks.
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Hmm.
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[whirring]
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D-do you mind?
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You're blocking my sun.
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Pardon, madame.
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My detector zinks
it has found metal.
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Oh, that's alright.
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[laughs]
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It's the Super 8
movie camera of mine.
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I'm making a home movie
of our vacation.
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It's my little hobby.
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My name's Granny.
Uh, but, don't tell anyone.
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I don't want to
give out autographs.
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I am Jean Claude Van Dang.
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I come to Cannes Knot every year
for the film festival.
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How was I to know that
I would also meet
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such a beautiful film maker.
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Oh, Jean Claude.
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[giggling]
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To make up for my errant
detector
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permit me to show you
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all the sights around town
worth filming.
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And, then, we can screen them
later over dinner
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on my yacht.
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(Granny)
'Your yacht?'
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- Why, yes. The Cannes Do.
- Oh, my!
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Well, I would like
to see the sights.
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Hector, you're in charge.
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Make sure nothing happens to
our dear little Tweety bird.
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Who says the fwench
aren't fwendwy?
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Oh, well, think I'll
go back to the hotel
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and hang out at the pool.
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[whistling]
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[laughs]
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thud thud thud
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boing
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Oh, puddy dog lost his head
over that one.
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[gasps]
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Fabulous!
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Just what
I've been looking for.
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[growling]
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Mike Gofish.
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'Hollywood super-producer.'
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And, you are?
Oh, who cares?
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But, this bird,
I must have him for my..
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...next spectacular,
"Raging Bird."
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He's perfect.
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I always thought I had a face
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that only 30 million people
could wove.
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Hmm, you just need to
gain weight for the role.
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You know, put some meat
on those hollow bones.
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I've been chic.
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Say, I think there might be
a part in my flick for you too.
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As the down-on-his-luck
slobbering brother-in-law.
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Oh!
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Only, you'll have to
lose a little weight.
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pat pat pat
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Hmm, tell you what?
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Let's kill two birds with
one stone, so to speak.
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You paddle us out to my yacht,
and you can be lunch.
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I, uh.. I mean, do lunch.
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[laughs]
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♪ Row row row my boat ♪
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♪ Gently out to sea ♪
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♪ One fat bird is all I need ♪
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♪ For canary fricassee ♪♪
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[giggling]
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'Ah, here we are..'
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My yacht.
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[Hector panting]
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My pubwic awaits!
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Bring on the gwub!
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Which way to the kitchen?
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Ah, umm, well, this way?
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'No, no, sorry,
I mean, umm, this way.'
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Come along, porky.
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[laughs]
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Now, where did I
put that kitchen?
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Ah!
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crash
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That's what I like
about my ship.
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Plenty of s-s-storage space.
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crash
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click
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creak
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At last!
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I mean, uh, the last stop
on our tour the kitchen.
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Crepe suzette, creme brulee
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'and, cheese souffle.'
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slurp slurp slurp
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And, here's a scrawny
little bone for you.
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Fetch.
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[panting]
Oh!
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Whoa!
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splash
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slurp
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I could just eat this food
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but, hey,
what fun would that be?
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clank
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(Sylvester)
'Through the beak
and passed the gums.'
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Look out stomach,
here it comes!
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- I think I'm getting full.
- Oh, come on now.
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(Sylvester)
'There's always room
for this stuff.'
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[burps]
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Gosh, I'm stuffed, Mr. Dofish.
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Am I ready for my role yet?
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Yeah.
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slurp
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- Your sesame seed roll.
- Uh-oh!
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- It's the bad old puddy tat!
- Ha!
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[Tweety grunting]
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crash
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splash splash
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[exhaling deeply]
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creak
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[grunting]
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[Sylvester groaning]
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Come back here,
you saturated fat feast!
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Whoa!
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crash
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splash
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[Tweety grunting]
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That puddy will never
find me up here.
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Now, where did that
walking advertisement
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for SLIMQUICK disappear to?
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Ah!
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Hmm.
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A-ha!
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ptooey ptooey
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thud thud
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clank
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Whoa!
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Woo!
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crash
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This must be the pooped deck.
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thud
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(Tweety)
'Help! Help!'
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Help!
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boing boing boing
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[sneezes]
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thud
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I just need to powder my nose.
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Oh, goodness. I shouldn't have
had all those cappuccinos.
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[growling]
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You wouldn't wallop a guy
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with designer glasses now,
would ya?
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thud
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click click
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Jean Claude!
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There's film in your bath tub.
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I, uh, must talk
to the maid about that.
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Property of James Caan
film festival?
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You stole these films!
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Oui.I-I wanted to host
the very first
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floating film festival
here aboard my yacht.
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And I wanted your little shots
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to add to my collection.
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My little shots?
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Your sight-seeing film shots.
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A famous filmmaker like yourself
would have made
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a worthy addition
to my festival.
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But I'm no famous filmmaker.
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I'm a famous detective!
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Why, you're nothing
but a James con-man!
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What are you going to do?
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[laughs]
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Arrest me?
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crash
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Get him off of me!
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My goodness, Tweety.
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I better start buying you
low-fat birdseed.
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Oh, well. Cho much for being a
Hollywood heavyweight.
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