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♪ ♪
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HALIIAN WOMAN: Ah.
What an impressive collection.
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Oh, it cost a fortune or two.
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Luckily, I have several to go around.
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- I'm rich, is what I'm saying.
- Wait, is that
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a Veltan lust idol?
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- [GASPS]
- Oh, you have a keen eye.
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My most valuable piece.
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Had to slash the wages of
everyone in my latinum mines
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to afford this little guy.
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You know, they say
the mere sight of it,
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is an aphrodisiac.
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- Oh. [CHUCKLES]
- SECURITY GUARD: Captain.
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Incoming Orion ship.
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Merchant vessel,
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power down your shields
or be put to the sword.
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Ugh. Crawl back to
whatever slime dungeon
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you were born in, Orion.
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[GASPS] I would rather die
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than return to my
childhood dungeon. Fire!
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[SCREAMS] They'll kill us all.
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Ah. Nonsense.
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My defenses are top-of-the-line.
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They'll never get past the barriers.
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I can control the entire
ship from this room.
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Wow, that's the
first interesting thing
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you've said all day.
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- [BONES CRUNCH]
- [SCREAMS]
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L'Kar, defenses are down. Beam... aah!
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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What is this? Who the hell are you?
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I'm the Mistress of the
Winter Constellations.
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[GASPS] Wait, am I
supposed to know what that is?
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[SCREAMS]
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[YELLING]
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- [LAUGHS]
- [GASPS]
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[PANTING]
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- [SCREAMS]
- L'KAR: I told you
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what would happen
if you didn't surrender.
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TENDI: Whoa, whoa. Stop.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I thought this time
we'd kill some of these guys.
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Do the whole "leave one
alive to spread fear" thing?
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Right, but think about
how much fear we'll spread
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if we keep them all alive.
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Well, can I at least chop off
an ear or a finger or something?
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No. Now load up the loot
and let's get out of here.
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- [GROANS]
- [YORIF GRUNTING]
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- Astrid!
- Aw, come on.
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I've always wanted one of these.
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- Please?
- [SIGHS] Fine.
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YORIF: Aah, no!
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It's prescription!
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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MARINER: Almost got it.
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- Steady...
- It's here, it's here,
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it's here, it's here, it's
here, it's here, it's here.
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My issue of Fleet is out.
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I'm in the "30 Under 30" feature.
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Oh, man, I hope my photo's okay.
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Sometimes my nostrils
look aggressively flared.
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Starfleet publishes a periodical?
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Yeah, they interviewed Boimler
after he captained the Cerritos,
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and now he's peeing
his pants about it.
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I'm not in here. They cut me out.
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Look, I am sure you
were the 31st under 30.
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There's 15 honorable mentions.
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One of them went to Naomi Wildman.
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She's like ten years old. [GROANS]
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Let's face it. I plateaued.
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Oh, I feel you, Boims. I... [SIGHS]
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Ransom just assigned
me a new batch of ensigns,
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which seems like a bad idea.
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I am not a helpful person.
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I'm sure these ensigns will respect
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that you "tell it like it is."
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Aw, thanks, T'Lyn,
but I'm still trying
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to not get thrown in
the brig all the time.
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How am I supposed
to be, like, a leader?
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- You'll be great!
- [SCREAMS]
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Oh, geez, Rutherford.
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Where did you come from, buddy?
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[CHUCKLES] I've been
here the whole time.
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Just quietly lurking on
some work in that dark corner.
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Hey, man, you've been
working yourself to the bone
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since Tendi left.
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- How about a break?
- Nah.
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I like the way work
makes it hard for my brain
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to focus on the sad stuff.
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Maybe we could all
use a little hang time.
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You want to go stare
at the warp stars?
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FREEMAN: Lieutenants,
report to the bridge.
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We're arriving at our destination.
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Woo-hoo! More work!
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MARINER: All right,
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party people, what's the mish?
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Oh, man. Another quantum fissure?
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This-this is like the
third one this month.
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Boo, interdimensional portal.
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They have been appearing
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with statistically
abnormal regularity.
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Someone has to close
the space-time potholes,
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or who knows what kind
of parallel universe stuff
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could drift into our dimension?
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How are the tachyon levels?
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Below the reaction threshold.
Warp core will be fine.
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Wow. Alternate dimensions.
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Imagine meeting,
like, a bunch of weirdos
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with, like, feet for
hands or feet for eyes
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or, you know, something
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- more creative than that.
- [BEEPING]
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Captain, the fissure's
losing integrity.
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FREEMAN: Red alert!
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Get us out of here.
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We're caught in the
gravitational wake.
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All crew, brace for impact.
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RANSOM: We're dunking into the rift,
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like a big old cookie.
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Damage report?
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All clear, Captain.
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Looks like that was more of a
light show than anything else.
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We were lucky, but let's not push it.
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- Set a return course - Captain,
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- we're being hailed.
- Hailed?
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- By who?
- It's...
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It's the Cerritos.
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♪ ♪
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Oh... [SIGHS]
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Stupid dimensional rifts.
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On screen.
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What up, Cerritos?
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This is Captain Becky Freeman.
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Looks like we have a lot to discuss.
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ORIONS: ♪ We love to kill ♪
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♪ and we love to maim ♪ ♪
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♪ And ripping out hearts ♪
♪ is our favorite game... ♪ ♪
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[SIGHS] Hello, D'Erika.
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Hey, sis. Just saw the
inventory from your latest haul.
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Very impressive.
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Impressive enough to pay off my debt
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and let me return to Starfleet?
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I gave you an entire warship.
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A few lust idols aren't gonna cut it.
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Come on, I've been at this for months.
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My crew won't stop
trying to stab everything.
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Oh, I get it, you miss
debating the ethics of goop
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with your Starfleet nerds. [SCOFFS]
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Well, guess what. I have a
way for you to pay me back...
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one warship for another.
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Is that Orion?
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Yep, from the time of the
Great Plague over 300 years ago.
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Bought the location from
a rogue archaeologist,
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and nobody else knows it exists.
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It'll be a huge symbolic
victory for our house.
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So, to be clear,
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if I retrieve this thing, we're even?
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I can go back to the Cerritos?
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That's the deal.
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All right, D'Erika.
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I'll get you your ship.
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FREEMAN: Captain's log, supplemental.
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The Cerritos is stranded
in a parallel reality.
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Until we can determine a
way home, we are stuck here
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with uncanny alternate
versions of ourselves.
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- [T'ANAS SNARL, HISS]
- [GRUNTS] You've got great form.
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I learned it from
strangling Cardassians.
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[GASPS] I did, too.
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T'LYN: According to scans,
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the quantum signatures
of the parallel crews
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exhibit a mere .327% variance.
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I concur. It would appear
our respective universes
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are only negligibly divergent.
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- Remarkable.
- Fascinating.
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Hmm. You say "remarkable,"
while I say "fascinating."
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- Remarkable.
- Fascinating.
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It's almost like we
represent each other's lives
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if we'd made slightly
dissimilar choices or something.
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I wonder what we'll find out
is different about the two of us.
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I don't know. We seem
pretty similar to me.
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Oh, man, I can't
wait till you teach me
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how you got all these sweet mods.
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My augmentations are not "sweet."
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They allow me to
perform at peak efficiency.
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[LAUGHS] Sweet.
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Captain on deck.
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At ease.
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We have good news.
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We found a way to send
the other Cerritos home.
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Even though our Cerritos
closed the quantum fissure,
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space-time is still turbulent.
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King Billups is right. A
directed energy surge
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should briefly reopen the fissure,
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and allow us to return
to the prime universe.
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Hey! This is the prime universe.
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We'll need to design an infrastructure
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to transfer energy
between all four nacelles.
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Then we'll fire the pulse,
giving the fake Cerritos
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the chance to return home.
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RANSOM: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- Fake Cerritos?
- [BECKY GRUNTS]
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We don't have time to
argue about whose universe
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is original and which
one is clearly freakish.
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We only have ten hours until
the fissure seals permanently.
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Well, with twice as many
of us, we should be able
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to get this done in half the time.
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Everyone, pair up with
your own counterpart.
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Hmm. Speaking of
which, uh, where am I?
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Let's just say, it's really
nice to see you again.
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- What?
- Okay.
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Check your PADDs for your assignments.
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Dismissed.
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KAYSHON 2: Temba. When he met himself.
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[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
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Hey, uh, Becky?
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Ugh, how do you go by that?
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Just, I mean, just saying
it once aged me 15 years.
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I guess what I should have done
is hide behind my middle name
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to distance myself from my mother...
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[CHUCKLES] Mariner.
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[CHUCKLES] Okay, yeah, respect.
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Uh, you know, I've actually
been having a tough time
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with the whole
"becoming a leader" thing.
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Seeing myself as a captain is wild.
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It wasn't easy to get here.
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But, hey, stick with me today.
Maybe you'll pick up some tips.
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Oh, tips. [CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY]
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Teach me your ways,
oh, master. [GROANS]
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But, seriously, thank you.
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I-I do, I really appreciate it, yeah.
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[ANIMALS CHITTERING]
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[GASPS]
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Just think of what we could
pillage with a ship this size.
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A starbase. A moon.
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Every moon?
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Oh! No, Kita, don't get greedy.
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We'll be the most fearsome pirates
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in the entire quadr... aah!
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Huh. Regenerative
auxiliary power systems?
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Incredible.
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It looks like the bridge is... there.
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- Let's get going.
- What's the rush?
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We have this whole
spooky place to ourselves.
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Let's nose around a bit.
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[GASPS]
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[GASPS] Green Orions?
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Blue Orions?
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Okay, nobody pull their disruptors.
250
00:10:26,515 --> 00:10:27,565
Aah!
251
00:10:28,369 --> 00:10:29,384
Goddess damn it,
252
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:32,307
this is why I said,
"Nobody pull disruptors"!
253
00:10:39,494 --> 00:10:41,995
Ooh, feels good to be
piloting a shuttle again.
254
00:10:42,031 --> 00:10:43,246
I usually don't have time,
255
00:10:43,282 --> 00:10:44,959
with all the away missions
I'm on with the bridge crew.
256
00:10:44,995 --> 00:10:46,654
Oh, I wish I had that confidence.
257
00:10:46,690 --> 00:10:48,968
When I wink at people, they
think I'm having a seizure.
258
00:10:49,004 --> 00:10:50,705
[GRUNTS]
259
00:10:51,324 --> 00:10:53,359
Wait! You're not wearing a suit!
260
00:10:53,446 --> 00:10:55,113
I upgraded my internal cybernetics
261
00:10:55,149 --> 00:10:57,038
so that I can withstand the vacuum.
262
00:10:57,081 --> 00:10:59,053
You got rid of all your guts and goo?
263
00:10:59,089 --> 00:11:00,493
Now that's commitment.
264
00:11:00,718 --> 00:11:01,701
I'm gonna hang back,
265
00:11:01,738 --> 00:11:03,312
in case the cap needs me to take over.
266
00:11:03,348 --> 00:11:04,832
[GASPS] She lets you
take over the big chair?
267
00:11:04,868 --> 00:11:06,661
Yeah. Sure, I mean, she's busy
268
00:11:06,698 --> 00:11:07,960
and she knows she can count on me.
269
00:11:07,996 --> 00:11:09,008
It's not a big deal, I mean,
270
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,277
I'm sure you do it all the time.
271
00:11:10,313 --> 00:11:11,950
Once! And only in like,
272
00:11:11,993 --> 00:11:13,959
like an extremely crazy circumstance.
273
00:11:13,995 --> 00:11:16,331
And I'm sure you
nailed it. Us Bradwards,
274
00:11:16,368 --> 00:11:18,034
we were born to be captains.
275
00:11:18,071 --> 00:11:19,122
RUTHERFORD: Wow,
276
00:11:19,159 --> 00:11:20,890
you're a real engineering machine.
277
00:11:20,926 --> 00:11:22,774
Tendi's gonna think this is so cool.
278
00:11:22,810 --> 00:11:23,945
Who is Tendi?
279
00:11:23,982 --> 00:11:26,073
What? You don't have a Tendi here?
280
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:29,412
We did, but she left Starfleet
to be a full-time pirate.
281
00:11:29,449 --> 00:11:30,882
[QUIETLY]: Rutherford was so upset,
282
00:11:30,918 --> 00:11:32,807
he wiped her from his memory banks.
283
00:11:33,315 --> 00:11:35,778
[SIGHS] Then there's no choice.
284
00:11:36,025 --> 00:11:38,807
- I'll have to be Otherford's Tendi!
- Otherford?
285
00:11:38,877 --> 00:11:40,709
Ha, yeah, that's what
I've been calling him.
286
00:11:40,745 --> 00:11:43,910
- Cute, right?
- Buddy, that's adorable.
287
00:11:43,947 --> 00:11:46,292
So, Boimler's stuck
in the thing's mouth,
288
00:11:46,329 --> 00:11:48,218
totally naked and covered in slime,
289
00:11:48,255 --> 00:11:49,335
and then he shouts...
290
00:11:49,371 --> 00:11:51,747
BOTH: "My bones!" [LAUGHING]
291
00:11:51,784 --> 00:11:55,134
Yes. Oh, man, that is exactly
how it went down for us, too.
292
00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:58,073
[SIGHS] I'd say I miss
those days, but I don't.
293
00:11:58,207 --> 00:11:59,958
I used to be a real loose cannon.
294
00:11:59,994 --> 00:12:02,338
Uh, yeah, but like a
badass loose cannon.
295
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,153
- [GRUNTS]
- Hey! What the hell?
296
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,582
Whoa, why's everybody on edge?
297
00:12:05,618 --> 00:12:07,425
Because I keep them on edge.
298
00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:10,397
A captain has to maintain
discipline above all else.
299
00:12:10,434 --> 00:12:11,767
- Ensign, back straight!
- [ENSIGN GASPS]
300
00:12:11,803 --> 00:12:12,853
Stop slouching.
301
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,111
ENSIGN: Yes, Captain.
302
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,944
Eh, fear is the best motivator.
303
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,238
[CLAMORING]
304
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,315
Load the crates left to right.
305
00:12:21,352 --> 00:12:23,275
It's more efficient to load them
306
00:12:23,312 --> 00:12:25,393
- back to front, dummy.
- [GROWLS]
307
00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:27,113
[ATTENTION WHISTLE]
308
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,597
What in the Kzinti
[BLEEP] is going on in here?
309
00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:32,015
There's no interpersonal
conflict allowed on my ship.
310
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,644
- Sorry, ma'am.
- We know, ma'am.
311
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,761
- Brig this brownnoser now!
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
312
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,032
[GASPS]
313
00:12:37,204 --> 00:12:39,373
♪ ♪
314
00:12:47,706 --> 00:12:49,510
- [ALL GRUNTING]
- Dang it!
315
00:12:50,343 --> 00:12:51,659
Blue Orions,
316
00:12:51,696 --> 00:12:53,935
what are you patriarchal
doofuses doing here?
317
00:12:53,971 --> 00:12:56,573
Shut up, Green. This is our ship.
318
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,346
We bought its coordinates.
319
00:12:58,383 --> 00:13:01,072
Stupid rogue archaeologist
with no ethical code.
320
00:13:01,261 --> 00:13:02,639
We don't have to fight.
321
00:13:02,675 --> 00:13:04,465
We can work something out!
322
00:13:04,502 --> 00:13:08,329
Working with Greens? I'd
rather die a thousand times.
323
00:13:08,428 --> 00:13:10,748
- How about just once?
- Aah!
324
00:13:10,852 --> 00:13:11,947
[GASPS]
325
00:13:11,984 --> 00:13:12,996
[GROANS]
326
00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:15,628
The green demon
killed K'Levin! Fall back!
327
00:13:15,665 --> 00:13:17,518
Let's finish them off!
- No.
328
00:13:17,555 --> 00:13:19,300
- We're not here for them.
- Captain's right.
329
00:13:19,336 --> 00:13:21,091
We need to beat them to the bridge.
330
00:13:21,127 --> 00:13:22,290
I'll be right there.
331
00:13:22,327 --> 00:13:24,827
Just want to make sure
this guy is extra dead.
332
00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:26,134
Don't move.
333
00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:27,266
You're gonna be okay.
334
00:13:27,302 --> 00:13:29,904
[GASPING]
335
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,010
Healed?
336
00:13:31,046 --> 00:13:33,313
What is this trickery?!
337
00:13:36,075 --> 00:13:38,818
All right, Captain
Marin... um, Freeman,
338
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,005
we're prepared to test out the pulse.
339
00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:43,844
Commander Ransom,
initiate energy transfer.
340
00:13:43,881 --> 00:13:45,104
BOTH: Aye aye, Captain.
341
00:13:45,587 --> 00:13:48,563
Hey! I'm supposed to press
the button, you sexy bastard.
342
00:13:48,599 --> 00:13:50,508
This is my universe, you steamy hunk!
343
00:13:50,544 --> 00:13:51,945
FREEMAN: Ransoms, please.
344
00:13:51,982 --> 00:13:53,373
This is my ship.
345
00:13:53,409 --> 00:13:55,209
My Ransom presses the button.
346
00:13:55,396 --> 00:13:56,461
I'm sorry.
347
00:13:56,498 --> 00:13:58,964
Tensions between the doubles
are higher than expected.
348
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,798
[CHUCKLES] Eat it, handsome.
349
00:14:00,982 --> 00:14:03,148
Energy transfer initialized.
350
00:14:03,185 --> 00:14:04,470
Output levels are optimal.
351
00:14:04,506 --> 00:14:06,704
Our deflectors are now
linked with the bad Cerritos.
352
00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:08,310
How dare you? Your highness.
353
00:14:08,346 --> 00:14:09,485
Would you two knock it off?
354
00:14:09,521 --> 00:14:11,190
On my mark, target the rift.
355
00:14:11,777 --> 00:14:12,911
Mark.
356
00:14:13,862 --> 00:14:17,382
♪ ♪
357
00:14:17,927 --> 00:14:23,231
♪ ♪
358
00:14:24,828 --> 00:14:26,536
- [ALARM BLARES]
- BILLUPS: Dragon's blood!
359
00:14:26,572 --> 00:14:28,052
One of our calculations
must've been off.
360
00:14:28,088 --> 00:14:29,686
Let me guess, math is...
361
00:14:29,723 --> 00:14:31,859
0.327% harder in your universe.
362
00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:33,747
Well, maybe we should
contact my counterpart
363
00:14:33,783 --> 00:14:35,708
and see if she has any ideas.
364
00:14:35,981 --> 00:14:37,920
I mean, what did happen
to her, by the way?
365
00:14:37,956 --> 00:14:39,845
- Can we talk...?
- [KAYSHON GASPS]
366
00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:41,449
[GROANS]
367
00:14:41,486 --> 00:14:43,755
Gramble, his throat
slit by his mistress.
368
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,254
- What? Kadir beneath Mo Moteh.
- [GASPS]
369
00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:48,326
[BOTH GRUNTING]
370
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,265
- Remarkable.
- Fascinating.
371
00:14:51,453 --> 00:14:52,554
Enough!
372
00:14:52,755 --> 00:14:54,477
I have had it.
373
00:14:55,326 --> 00:14:57,461
- [GASPS]
- [GRUNTS]
374
00:14:58,255 --> 00:15:00,054
What the hell? You can't hit people.
375
00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:01,773
They can be your crew or your friends.
376
00:15:01,809 --> 00:15:03,758
Weird, 'cause I don't hit either one.
377
00:15:03,794 --> 00:15:06,327
Your Tamarian started the
fight. Take him to the brig.
378
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,763
- How about I [BLEEP]ing don't?
- BECKY: Then how about
379
00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:10,216
I toss your whole crew in the brig?
380
00:15:10,252 --> 00:15:12,637
She'll do it. Our
Cerritos is mostly brigs.
381
00:15:12,718 --> 00:15:14,747
Kailash, when it rises.
382
00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:17,409
[MARINER GROWLS]
383
00:15:17,446 --> 00:15:19,419
Show's over. Get back to work.
384
00:15:24,977 --> 00:15:26,917
[GASPS] Hey, I have an idea.
385
00:15:26,954 --> 00:15:30,012
Let's do this together, like
identical science besties.
386
00:15:31,257 --> 00:15:32,455
Don't worry, Rutherford.
387
00:15:32,491 --> 00:15:34,466
Everyone in this
universe is a little off.
388
00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:36,938
Except the me guy. He rules.
389
00:15:37,054 --> 00:15:39,355
I know. It's just... [SIGHS]
390
00:15:39,419 --> 00:15:40,808
when I look at Otherford,
391
00:15:40,894 --> 00:15:43,229
I see what I could
become without Tendi.
392
00:15:43,391 --> 00:15:44,686
And I don't want that.
393
00:15:44,723 --> 00:15:46,160
No matter how awesome he is.
394
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,238
I mean, look at him.
395
00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:49,284
He's got a third arm
that pops out of his chest!
396
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,752
With all that crap he's got attached,
397
00:15:50,788 --> 00:15:53,256
that guy's uncomfortably
close to being a Borg.
398
00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:54,912
Wait. That's it!
399
00:15:58,699 --> 00:15:59,980
What are you doing?
400
00:16:00,017 --> 00:16:03,046
Just making a small adjustment
to your friendship matrix.
401
00:16:03,082 --> 00:16:05,117
I am not here to make friends.
402
00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:07,717
- There.
- I am here to make friends.
403
00:16:07,754 --> 00:16:08,922
Heck yeah.
404
00:16:08,971 --> 00:16:10,749
- [LAUGHS]
- Aw, look at them go.
405
00:16:10,794 --> 00:16:12,572
Heads up, Boimler Buddy. [GRUNTS]
406
00:16:12,609 --> 00:16:14,942
- Well, scans look good up there.
- Real quick,
407
00:16:14,978 --> 00:16:17,164
can you run me through
every decision you ever made?
408
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,105
Hey, you've got your own
path. Just have to trust yourself.
409
00:16:20,141 --> 00:16:21,552
- That's what I did.
- [PADD CHIMES]
410
00:16:21,588 --> 00:16:24,507
Oh, looks like we've got a
.08 variance in the stabilizers.
411
00:16:24,543 --> 00:16:25,818
I'm on it.
412
00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:29,621
[GRUNTS]
413
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:32,602
[HUMMING]
414
00:16:33,016 --> 00:16:34,918
[ANIMALS CHITTERING]
415
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,392
Okay, we're almost to the bridge.
416
00:16:40,438 --> 00:16:42,012
- Thanks for this.
- ASTRID: Hey!
417
00:16:42,048 --> 00:16:43,738
- [LAUGHS]
- He's got the map!
418
00:16:43,775 --> 00:16:46,214
- L'KAR: Get him.
- [PANTING]
419
00:16:46,762 --> 00:16:49,265
- [LAUGHING]
- Oh, damn it.
420
00:16:49,302 --> 00:16:51,678
- We were so close.
- You know what's weird?
421
00:16:51,714 --> 00:16:53,883
- I killed that guy.
- I don't know.
422
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,536
Maybe you missed his vital organs.
423
00:16:55,572 --> 00:16:58,809
Yeah, right. I'm a
very accurate stabber.
424
00:16:58,846 --> 00:17:02,215
As you're about to find out, traitor.
425
00:17:04,496 --> 00:17:05,546
Whew!
426
00:17:05,582 --> 00:17:07,347
No sign of Captain [BLEEP]head, I see.
427
00:17:07,383 --> 00:17:08,820
God, how can anyone put up with her?
428
00:17:08,856 --> 00:17:11,726
Are you talking trash
with such familiarity
429
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:13,229
because you are under the impression
430
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,932
that I am from your dimension?
431
00:17:15,091 --> 00:17:17,728
Ew, I-I had you guys flipped.
432
00:17:17,764 --> 00:17:19,496
Sorry, that's on me.
433
00:17:19,596 --> 00:17:20,997
Hail the Cerritos.
434
00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:22,725
Captain Freeman.
435
00:17:22,762 --> 00:17:24,697
My Billups has resolved the issue.
436
00:17:24,734 --> 00:17:26,587
Well, we're ready to go, too.
437
00:17:26,624 --> 00:17:27,959
Fantastic.
438
00:17:27,996 --> 00:17:30,237
Then let's toss you back
where you belong, shall we?
439
00:17:30,273 --> 00:17:31,906
[CLEARS THROAT] Alternate Cerritos,
440
00:17:31,942 --> 00:17:33,677
it has not been a pleasure.
441
00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:37,033
I want you off my ship and out
of my dimension immediately.
442
00:17:38,314 --> 00:17:40,685
Mariner, a word.
443
00:17:45,488 --> 00:17:46,692
All right, what do you want?
444
00:17:46,728 --> 00:17:49,027
What, you gonna hit me
with your little riding crop
445
00:17:49,063 --> 00:17:50,148
a couple times for the road?
446
00:17:50,184 --> 00:17:51,785
- Yeah, kinda.
- No, no, no.
447
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,211
I was kidding... [GROANS]
448
00:18:03,993 --> 00:18:05,960
Wait, what did you do to my hair?
449
00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:07,964
Oh, my God, are you replacing me?
450
00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:10,464
Oh, God, do you
know how hacky that is?
451
00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:11,924
Yes, and I don't care.
452
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,432
- How do I look?
- Cute, which sucks.
453
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:15,496
[GRUNTS]
454
00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:16,572
What's your problem?
455
00:18:16,608 --> 00:18:17,555
We're better than this.
456
00:18:17,612 --> 00:18:19,848
Exactly. Meeting you just reminded me
457
00:18:19,885 --> 00:18:21,310
of how good I used to have it.
458
00:18:21,346 --> 00:18:23,562
I tried to clean up
my act, but over time
459
00:18:23,598 --> 00:18:25,399
it just turned me
into everything I hate.
460
00:18:25,435 --> 00:18:27,399
I want to go back to
being a loose cannon
461
00:18:27,435 --> 00:18:29,060
who tells her superiors
to [BLEEP] off again.
462
00:18:29,096 --> 00:18:30,463
You don't have to
swap with me to do that.
463
00:18:30,499 --> 00:18:32,950
You could just, uh,
be normal about it.
464
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,434
I don't know why you're so upset.
465
00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:36,034
You're about to be a captain.
466
00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:37,576
You think you know how to do it right,
467
00:18:37,612 --> 00:18:39,630
- now's your chance.
- I don't want to be captain!
468
00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:41,761
Well, tough. And you're welcome.
469
00:18:41,798 --> 00:18:44,160
Don't you give me that
sarcastic Vulcan salute.
470
00:18:44,196 --> 00:18:45,458
Beckett!
471
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,044
Huh, so that's how that feels.
472
00:18:48,216 --> 00:18:49,617
[GRUNTS]
473
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,212
L'KAR: Sorry, Mistress,
474
00:18:51,248 --> 00:18:52,882
but we can't let you get away
475
00:18:52,919 --> 00:18:54,387
with breaking pirate code.
476
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,594
Okay, fine, I did heal that Orion,
477
00:18:56,631 --> 00:18:58,054
but I am not a traitor.
478
00:18:58,369 --> 00:19:00,671
[GRUNTING]
479
00:19:01,294 --> 00:19:02,642
I have my own code:
480
00:19:02,679 --> 00:19:05,186
that we can pirate
without killing anyone.
481
00:19:05,223 --> 00:19:06,544
- [KNIFE CLANGS]
- But then,
482
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,654
how are we ever going
to stop being pirates?
483
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,124
Wh... What do you mean?
484
00:19:10,161 --> 00:19:12,729
You're the Mistress of
the Winter Constellations.
485
00:19:12,765 --> 00:19:14,298
You were such a pirate badass
486
00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:16,601
that your family let you
leave to follow your passions.
487
00:19:16,637 --> 00:19:18,754
Yeah, we want to kick
as much ass as you
488
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,618
so we can follow our dreams.
489
00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:22,746
- I want to bake.
- I want to dance.
490
00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:26,152
And I want to teach
ethics at Orion University.
491
00:19:26,447 --> 00:19:27,857
But not, like, early classes.
492
00:19:27,893 --> 00:19:29,044
More like an evening seminar.
493
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,469
Maybe once or twice a week.
494
00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:32,507
Wow. But I didn't get to leave
495
00:19:32,544 --> 00:19:34,173
because I was a good pirate.
496
00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:36,880
I left on my own because I
didn't want to hurt anyone.
497
00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:38,583
[SIGHS] Wish we could do that.
498
00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:40,971
I promise to help you
all follow your dreams.
499
00:19:41,007 --> 00:19:43,000
But, I need you to do me a favor, too.
500
00:19:43,036 --> 00:19:44,802
Stop with all the killing.
501
00:19:44,979 --> 00:19:47,283
Happily. Cleaning
dry blood off my blade
502
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,772
is kind of an ordeal anyway.
503
00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:50,644
Maybe we can distract our enemies
504
00:19:50,681 --> 00:19:54,135
- with the powers of dance.
- [WHIRRING]
505
00:19:58,082 --> 00:19:59,283
TENDI: Wow.
506
00:19:59,644 --> 00:20:01,809
Holy smokes, look at these monitors.
507
00:20:01,846 --> 00:20:03,059
This isn't a warship,
508
00:20:03,095 --> 00:20:04,204
it's a medical frigate.
509
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,914
Do we even have medical vessels?
510
00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:07,415
In the old days they did.
511
00:20:07,452 --> 00:20:08,786
This must've been one of the ships
512
00:20:08,822 --> 00:20:10,544
they used to cure the Great Plague.
513
00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:11,795
If I'm reading these right,
514
00:20:11,831 --> 00:20:13,565
it has advanced ventilation systems.
515
00:20:13,601 --> 00:20:14,777
Ah, of course.
516
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,191
They'd need to rapidly clean the air.
517
00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:20,527
Well, Otherford,
518
00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:22,098
you've shown me how
dark my life could be
519
00:20:22,134 --> 00:20:23,162
without Tendi around,
520
00:20:23,198 --> 00:20:24,465
and also that it's possible
521
00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:25,707
for a guy covered in gizmos
522
00:20:25,743 --> 00:20:27,105
to live in the vacuum of space.
523
00:20:27,141 --> 00:20:28,997
[CHUCKLES] I'll miss you, pal.
524
00:20:29,034 --> 00:20:30,104
Wait, don't...
525
00:20:30,468 --> 00:20:32,621
Go ahead. Erase the memory of me.
526
00:20:32,695 --> 00:20:33,941
I am saving it.
527
00:20:34,106 --> 00:20:36,891
Perhaps I have been too
hasty in replacing my humanity.
528
00:20:36,927 --> 00:20:38,702
It is time to make some memories.
529
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,107
Aw, buddy. [CHUCKLES]
530
00:20:43,645 --> 00:20:45,080
- [CHUCKLES]
- Whoa!
531
00:20:45,392 --> 00:20:47,661
H-Hey, wait up, party people.
532
00:20:47,698 --> 00:20:48,947
Oh, you weren't going to abandon
533
00:20:48,983 --> 00:20:51,417
your old friendamundo, were you?
534
00:20:51,454 --> 00:20:52,528
"Friendamundo"?
535
00:20:52,565 --> 00:20:55,129
[STAMMERS]
Some-Something new I'm trying.
536
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,426
I love it!
537
00:21:00,099 --> 00:21:01,770
ALT RANSOM: All
present and accounted for.
538
00:21:01,806 --> 00:21:03,107
Firing pulse.
539
00:21:12,159 --> 00:21:13,695
[CHEERING]
540
00:21:14,092 --> 00:21:16,549
Have a safe journey,
Captain. It was good to see you.
541
00:21:16,585 --> 00:21:17,759
Don't make too many mistakes
542
00:21:17,795 --> 00:21:19,228
or you'll end up at Starbase 80
543
00:21:19,264 --> 00:21:20,870
just like our Captain Freeman.
544
00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:23,295
What? That's the
worst station in Starfleet.
545
00:21:26,782 --> 00:21:30,395
[MARINER GRUNTING]
546
00:21:31,602 --> 00:21:33,542
Wait. Computer, release binds.
547
00:21:33,579 --> 00:21:35,285
Authorization: Captain Becky Freeman.
548
00:21:35,321 --> 00:21:37,297
COMPUTER: Acknowledged,
Captain Freeman.
549
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:38,901
Ugh. Never get used to that.
550
00:21:38,938 --> 00:21:39,943
[GASPS]
551
00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:41,099
- Captain on the bridge!
- Wait,
552
00:21:41,135 --> 00:21:42,176
where's the other Cerritos?
553
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:44,049
They're about to pass
through the fissure, Captain.
554
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,186
MARINER: Hail them.
555
00:21:45,286 --> 00:21:46,920
[CONSOLE BEEPING]
556
00:21:49,837 --> 00:21:51,436
- No response, Captain.
- Damn it.
557
00:21:51,472 --> 00:21:53,508
Um, uh... Oh, man, uh...
558
00:21:53,591 --> 00:21:55,236
Mr. Shaxs, target the engines
559
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,725
on that Cerritos and open fire...
560
00:21:56,761 --> 00:21:58,235
but don't-don't, like, hurt anyone.
561
00:21:58,271 --> 00:21:59,819
- Captain?
- Oh, come on!
562
00:21:59,856 --> 00:22:01,357
You love opening fire!
563
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:02,848
BLUE ORION: When we take this ship,
564
00:22:02,884 --> 00:22:05,754
finally no one will
scoff at the Blue Orions!
565
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,952
Yeah, they will fear and respect us
566
00:22:07,989 --> 00:22:11,288
instead of saying we look
stupid in our ridiculous uniforms.
567
00:22:11,325 --> 00:22:13,728
[LAUGHTER]
568
00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:16,467
Why is this so funny? It shouldn't be.
569
00:22:16,573 --> 00:22:18,587
[LAUGHING]: I like how we dress.
570
00:22:18,699 --> 00:22:19,798
TENDI: The gas worked.
571
00:22:19,834 --> 00:22:21,199
Take 'em down, girls.
572
00:22:21,429 --> 00:22:23,131
[LAUGHS, GRUNTS]
573
00:22:23,928 --> 00:22:25,729
[ALL GRUNTING]
574
00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:28,215
[LAUGHING]: I'm gonna kill you!
575
00:22:28,251 --> 00:22:29,384
L'KAR: This is the best!
576
00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:31,590
I love not killing people!
577
00:22:31,715 --> 00:22:33,222
Whoo! [LAUGHS]
578
00:22:33,259 --> 00:22:35,661
- I'm gonna get you!
- [GRUNTS]
579
00:22:36,402 --> 00:22:37,937
Oh! [LAUGHS]
580
00:22:38,272 --> 00:22:40,438
TENDI [LAUGHING]:
Okay, okay, these breathers
581
00:22:40,474 --> 00:22:42,294
are definitely not
keeping the gas out.
582
00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:44,099
[ALL LAUGHING]
583
00:22:45,653 --> 00:22:46,825
SHAXS: I don't understand.
584
00:22:46,861 --> 00:22:48,761
I thought you wanted
them out of our dimension.
585
00:22:48,797 --> 00:22:49,931
Well, not anymore.
586
00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:51,954
I am your harsh and brutal captain.
587
00:22:52,086 --> 00:22:54,374
And you'll all be in the brig
unless you stop that ship.
588
00:22:54,410 --> 00:22:55,710
But they're already almost gone,
589
00:22:55,746 --> 00:22:57,281
there's nothing we can do.
590
00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:59,020
Ugh! I know this is weird,
591
00:22:59,057 --> 00:23:02,060
but I really need you
guys to back me up, please.
592
00:23:02,313 --> 00:23:03,716
You never say please.
593
00:23:03,831 --> 00:23:05,590
Yeah, you said social pleasantries
594
00:23:05,626 --> 00:23:07,230
are a sign of being a little [BLEEP].
595
00:23:07,266 --> 00:23:09,555
- You're not the captain!
- No, I'm not.
596
00:23:09,592 --> 00:23:11,021
She did a classic switcheroo
597
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,809
and took my place on my Cerritos.
598
00:23:12,845 --> 00:23:15,114
I know you all respond to
being screamed at all the time,
599
00:23:15,150 --> 00:23:16,340
but that is not my style.
600
00:23:16,376 --> 00:23:17,938
I just want to get home.
601
00:23:18,476 --> 00:23:20,995
Nobody deserves to be
swapped out against their will.
602
00:23:21,031 --> 00:23:22,276
You heard the captain.
603
00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:24,194
- Mr. Shaxs?
- Locking phasers.
604
00:23:26,102 --> 00:23:28,604
Uh, did they just
gently phaser my ship?
605
00:23:28,643 --> 00:23:29,878
Get me that captain.
606
00:23:29,915 --> 00:23:32,454
Whoops, I-I hailed them,
but there's no response.
607
00:23:32,490 --> 00:23:34,357
I think that captain's lost her mind.
608
00:23:34,393 --> 00:23:36,036
She really sucks, right, Mother?
609
00:23:36,072 --> 00:23:37,875
- Mother?
- [BEEPING]
610
00:23:38,063 --> 00:23:40,085
No, you can't make me go back.
611
00:23:40,122 --> 00:23:42,790
I want to stay here and be
charmingly insubordinate.
612
00:23:42,826 --> 00:23:46,029
Oh, you alternate reality
people are real pieces of work.
613
00:23:46,762 --> 00:23:47,962
Mom, it's me, it's me,
614
00:23:47,998 --> 00:23:49,262
the real Mariner, I can prove it!
615
00:23:49,298 --> 00:23:51,069
Last week you asked me to
look at a weird mole on your...
616
00:23:51,105 --> 00:23:52,550
I-I already know it's you.
617
00:23:52,587 --> 00:23:55,290
Mr. Lundy, swap these
two Mariners immediately.
618
00:23:55,327 --> 00:23:58,062
Mother, don't. I order you to let...
619
00:23:59,550 --> 00:24:00,818
Mom!
620
00:24:02,686 --> 00:24:04,026
Let me stay.
621
00:24:04,063 --> 00:24:06,947
[CHUCKLES] I've been
wanting to say this for a long time.
622
00:24:06,983 --> 00:24:08,779
You're going to the brig, Captain.
623
00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:09,823
Ah, [BLEEP].
624
00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:12,243
Hey, at least now
you're a cool rogue again.
625
00:24:12,279 --> 00:24:14,411
Oh, Boimler, you're acting captain.
626
00:24:14,448 --> 00:24:15,498
On it.
627
00:24:15,934 --> 00:24:17,314
Damn, he's good.
628
00:24:21,236 --> 00:24:23,471
[RUMBLING]
629
00:24:24,771 --> 00:24:26,652
[WHOOPING, CHEERING]
630
00:24:26,784 --> 00:24:28,486
[LAUGHTER]
631
00:24:31,172 --> 00:24:34,041
[LAUGHTER]
632
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:40,980
♪ ♪
633
00:24:41,185 --> 00:24:42,856
[GROANS] Starbase 80?
634
00:24:43,477 --> 00:24:44,912
How?
635
00:24:47,499 --> 00:24:49,233
He made the freaking cover?
636
00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:51,286
- Where'd you get that thing?
- I don't know! Nothing!
637
00:24:51,322 --> 00:24:53,358
All right, whatever, weirdo. Ruthie!
638
00:24:53,395 --> 00:24:54,408
I thought you'd be going to town
639
00:24:54,444 --> 00:24:55,889
un-modifying the nacelles.
640
00:24:55,933 --> 00:24:58,957
Nah, figured I'd take some
time to actually see my friends.
641
00:24:58,993 --> 00:25:00,442
Happy to have you back, pal.
642
00:25:00,478 --> 00:25:02,058
- [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN]
- Oh...
643
00:25:02,094 --> 00:25:03,962
Those are the new ensigns
I'm supposed to be advising.
644
00:25:03,998 --> 00:25:05,754
Hey, you're gonna be a great mentor.
645
00:25:05,790 --> 00:25:06,808
Maybe.
646
00:25:06,845 --> 00:25:08,786
But I know I'm not gonna
cover up my insecurity
647
00:25:08,822 --> 00:25:10,615
by becoming a screaming despot.
648
00:25:10,652 --> 00:25:13,036
I'll just... I'll just be
the kind of commander
649
00:25:13,072 --> 00:25:14,340
I wish I had had.
650
00:25:14,517 --> 00:25:16,426
- Remarkable.
- [GASPS]
651
00:25:16,518 --> 00:25:18,058
Wait, are you...?
652
00:25:19,111 --> 00:25:20,583
I have fooled you.
653
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,422
- Oh!
- [LAUGHTER]
654
00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:24,090
- Okay, all right.
- You got us.
655
00:25:24,126 --> 00:25:26,293
MARINER: All right,
that was good, yeah.
656
00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:30,612
D'ERIKA: This is a
huge victory for us.
657
00:25:30,773 --> 00:25:33,566
Ooh, you really crushed it, D'Vana.
658
00:25:33,818 --> 00:25:36,786
I guess this means you'll
be returning to Starfleet now?
659
00:25:36,822 --> 00:25:39,625
Yeah, but, hey, keep
an eye on this crew.
660
00:25:39,662 --> 00:25:41,786
There's more to them than
just a bunch of pillaging.
661
00:25:41,822 --> 00:25:44,126
Mistress D'Erika! Mistress D'Erika!
662
00:25:44,212 --> 00:25:45,962
The Blue Orions have declared war!
663
00:25:45,998 --> 00:25:47,333
What? Why?
664
00:25:47,370 --> 00:25:48,666
They claim the Mistress used
665
00:25:48,702 --> 00:25:51,001
"un-pirate-like conduct"
to claim the ship.
666
00:25:51,037 --> 00:25:52,430
Something about laughing gas?
667
00:25:52,466 --> 00:25:54,161
But I used Orion technology.
668
00:25:54,233 --> 00:25:56,210
Don't worry, D'Vana.
Your debt is paid.
669
00:25:56,246 --> 00:25:57,871
You're free to go.
670
00:25:58,043 --> 00:26:00,111
No. This is my mess.
671
00:26:00,194 --> 00:26:01,917
I'm gonna stay and clean it up.
672
00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:03,474
All right.
673
00:26:03,511 --> 00:26:06,231
If it's a war they
want, they can have it.
674
00:26:06,637 --> 00:26:10,402
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