All language subtitles for Frasier.S02E06

Alana! We are here.

We ordered you a drink.

I will thank you for now.

- What's wrong?
- Are you okay?

I just had a bizarre encounter.

I was in Quincy
after the university conference,

When a certain disheveled guy,
about my age,

He stopped me and asked:
"Alan Cornwall?"

I felt beaten down.

From where a complete stranger,
From a city I rarely visit,

knows my name?

ALAN CORNWALL
PSYCHOLOGY

I asked him: "Do we know each other?

And he said: "Yes, the gentleman from psychology.

Now I was sure. He knows me.

Because is there any other explanation?

If so, you are missing it.

He asked if I recognized him.

But I was in a quandary.

So I took a chance and shot:

"You are Eric, the younger brother.

My childhood friend,
Roger Peale."

And he said: "Yes, that's me."

I couldn't believe it!

- And yet somehow you believed.
- You did.

We reminisced a bit.

I joked,
That he had lost his English accent.

Didn't he ask you for money?

He asked. His limousine was late.
He needed for a cab.

I gave him everything I had.

Then he hugged me and.

Where did I split my wallet?

Oh, the bank is calling?

Hello?

- Do you have any plans for the long weekend?
- Of course.

I rented a cottage on Cape Cod
for the family and Eve.

Roz is visiting her daughter,

- So they will also join us.
- Sounds great.

Yes, but not enough,
So that you feel left out,

Because you are not invited.

I can't make an appointment with him.
He is too short.

As it is, he wrote that he is 178 cm.

My dear, that means,
That he really is 165 cm.

Wait a minute, it is possible to lie
On a dating app?

Firefighter. Blue-eyed, 185 cm.

All in all, what would I lie about?

Billionaire.

Eve started dating?

She agrees.
I think it will do her good.

They look lovely together with Freddie.

There is no denying it.

They would be a perfect match.

If only they would realize
of this.

Why don't you talk
Freddy about it?

For parents and children
it doesn't work that way.

Especially not for this parent
and this child.

If I mention it,
he will abandon the idea forever.

Pity. Eve won't be
forever alone.

No, it won't.

It won't.

But who are we,
To meddle in other people's romances?

Yes, who are we?

Who are we?

My wallet was stolen.

Let's hope Eric is all right.

We were standing in front of a store,
where the thief had used my card.

Alana, we need to take
from you a certain burden.

Please.

I am very sorry.

Oh dear.

So it is unlikely to repair
My watch?

WASHINGTON

- Hi.
- Good to see you, Roz.

Let me take your stuff.

Beautiful here.

Where is Alice?

She is on her way.
Her classes have dragged on.

It will be nice to see her again.

Fancy a drink?

No, I came to Cape Cod,
to be sober.

I put out a bar on the patio.

From here it will be easy to see the fireworks.

Elegant here.

Very elegant.

What are you up to?

- You remember Eve, don't you?
- Yes.

I believe that she and Freddy
are made for each other,

But they don't see it yet.

I can't talk to Freddy about it.

Absolutely!

Children hate our opinions.

I told Alice,
That she has a nice hat,

So she ripped it
off her head in the restaurant.

Good thing I didn't praise
Her blouse.

Freddy is like that, too. Let's sit down.

To make my plan work,

I need to be sure,
That it is subtle.

Is it supposed to be subtle?

Flowers? Candles? Lamps?

What kind of music is this?

This loosening loins arpeggio
Felix Mendelssohn,

That is, the best "do-it-yourself" music.

Couldn't you get normal in your old age?

It would be more interesting.

Not for me.

Tonight we are in for some champagne,

delicious dinner

And a walk on the beach.

Then we'll come back here,

I will light the hearth
and leave them alone.

Next, literal fireworks.

And then the metaphorical fireworks.

But you are elated.

I'll watch your plan take a hit
and then I'll point out to you that it was stupid.

They are already here! Let's go.

Welcome. Please. Eve, let me,
Let me take your bag.

Thank you.

Considerable baggage, David.

No one offered to take
some board games, so....

What do you have there? Legislature?

Yes.

It's like court deliberations in a nutshell.

Why don't you set up the game on that table?

If I have to do it myself,
it will take me a while.

Excellent.

Freddy, Eve,
come to the patio for a drink.

We will join you in a moment.

Dinner will be ready,
as soon as Alice shows up.

And I could use some help
In setting the table.

You guys don't care about anything.

Guess what the fisherman caught
For today's table?

Romance?

No, young crabs.

But you make a good point.

Super.

Reality.

Champagne, flowers and that view?

Well, no.

Is it Felix Mendelssohn?

I have no idea.

What's wrong with that?

Other than that it sucks.

Don't.

Felix Mendelssohn is
My dad's "mood music."

- Seriously? How do you know?
- Well, yes...

One time, after returning from a date,

- He left the bedroom door open....
- I regret asking.

Oh, God!

That's why he was so looking forward to the outing.

- Why?
- Isn't it obvious?

Flowers, champagne, the beach.

He chased us out here.

This can only mean one thing.

Dad plans to
to join Roz.

- Disgusting. They are cousins.
- Exactly. Wait, what?

They are not.

Are you sure?

That Dad and Roz are not related?

I'm sure.

Let's say it's true.

Doesn't he worry that this could
spoil their friendship?

It should, but it's always talking,
how happy he is,

That Roz often arrives.

This is a terrible idea.

If he has such plans,
then why did he invite us?

I don't know. For inconspicuousness?

It would be too obvious,
if he had invited only her.

Are you sure,
That he is planning something like this?

I...

You were right!

But he is a fool.

But I'm a genius.

They are already under my spell.

I can imagine the gentle words,
with which they are now gifting each other.

- Fool.
- Dumbass!

A terrible fool.
You need to talk to him.

No way.

You know my dad.

If I advise him to do something,
he will do the opposite.

Like when you told him,
To stop wearing cyclists.

He wore only cyclists.

Today I have to take care,

So that he doesn't have time for Roz.

Well, and we should spoil their mood.

You want to say,
That to save your dad,

do we have to drink
That bottle of expensive champagne?

- Not that...
- I'm in.

Right.

Let's hope no one
Today will not sleep with anyone.

The saddest toast ever.

It begins.

We'll get Cupid out of a job.

It is to us that his glory falls!

And we will sing while they....

Bell! Thank goodness.

It must be little Alice.

- Alice.
- Hi.

You are not so small anymore.

Let me take your luggage.

Thanks. Sorry,
For arriving later.

I got into an argument
with my architecture lecturer.

It does not support students,
Which is quite ironic,

Because he is an expert on columns.

Good to see you, Dr. Crane.

Reciprocation.

Remember my nephew, David?

Hi, David. It's been a kick of a year.

I am David.

You are studying architecture.

What a coincidence.
I happen to live in the building.

Is it the Legislature?
Have you played the add-on yet?

Parliamentary intervention?

I fell in love... In this game.

Has Freddy arrived yet?
I haven't seen him in years.

No. Forget about Freddy.
He's a bore.

How about playing
Your board game?

How nice.

Alice, let me get you a beer.

Sit here. Sit, don't move.

Is this your daughter?

She recently looked 12 years old.

She was 12 years old. That was 15 years ago.

This could ruin my plans
toward Eve and Freddy.

She is exactly his type.

You just know,
That she is a pretty girl.

This is exactly his type.

Let me think.

I have to somehow keep
Alice away from Freddy.

Seriously?

Where did you get the idea that my daughter
would throw herself at just any guy,

Because it just happens to be at hand?

I'm about to bite my tongue.

Do you think Freddy and Alice
wouldn't be a good match?

- They would make an adorable couple.
- Eve and Freddy

are destined for each other.

- For life.
- Alice is unfit for life?

Of course he is suitable.
But not for him.

Who is it for?

Enough of that. Everyone present is an adult.
They can make their own decisions.

Alice, come with me.
Freddy is on the patio.

I will be here waiting for you.

Infinity.

- Alice, this is Eve.
- Hi.

I told you about Eve.
You remember Freddy.

You haven't seen each other in a long time.

Yes, since we were children.

Do you still like sharks?

Bottom line.

Alice. Please, it's quite cold.

Why don't you put on a jacket?

- You don't have to.
- I'm saying you're cold.

Put it on. I think you should zip it up.

- Buckle up!
- Don't listen to him.

Roz, will you help me in the kitchen?

- I'll help you in the kitchen.
- Don't.

Stay with Eve.
You guys have had a rough week.

- Alice, maybe you can help?
- I've barely arrived.

- I'll be the one to help.
- Freddy, come too.

Enough of this rest.

No, you guys stay.
You guys have had a rough week.

EVERY CAPE HAS TWO SHORES

You have inundated me with amazing
firefighter stories.

As if you were a hero.

I don't know if I would use the word "as if."

Why do you think Alice cares,
How long you can hold your breath.

A whole 39 seconds. As if she was asking.

David, you might want to
finish the game with Alice?

I want. Can you feel the spark between us too?

Yeah, sure. Take it.

Roz: Wait a minute.

I want to tell you something.

Sorry,

That I was treating Alice,
as if she were an object.

I behaved badly. I'm sorry.
She is a wonderful young woman.

- Raised by an equally wonderful...
- Okay, what do you want?

Listen...

I truly believe,
That Freddy and Eve are meant for each other,

But I burned tonight.

You know how lonely I feel,

Trying to manipulate people
alone?

Please help me.

Good. Maybe I'll talk to Eve

And I will try to explore,
how does she feel about it?

If she is not interested,
then you will have to let it go. Good?

- Yes, thank you.
- Okay.

Thank you very much.

Let's not let them find out,
what we are up to.

See what he's up to.

We let them out of sight for a second,
and he's already taking off for her.

You know what, that's enough.
I need to talk to him.

I will go talk to her.

- Roz.
- Freddy.

How are you doing?

- Well.
- It's nice here, isn't it?

Very nice.

I feel a little guilty.

Leaving a child with a sitter...

- With me, you don't have to pretend.
- Thanks.

It is sensational.

It was nice to come here
with everyone.

- It was good to see Alice again.
- Yes.

Alice is great.

You know...

Why doesn't he do anything
on a long weekend?

Doesn't she have any friends?
What is wrong with her?

It's fun to sit for a while
With you kids.

It reminded me
Of an acquaintance from the old days.

It always seemed to me,
That we were just buddies.

But I wonder,
whether we might have been connected by something more.

A visitor works at the fire station,

Who completely botched the acquaintance
with his best friend.

He started to pick her up
and things got weird between them.

A terrible shame.

That's the way it is with love.

There is always some risk.

But what do you risk,
If you don't try?

How sad it would be,

If we had let go of something,
that could have been the love of our lives,

By sheer fear.

For true love
It's always worth taking the risk.

I'm glad you're dating again.

Thanks, but it's not quite like that.

I went on a couple of dates
with one guy.

But I felt terrible afterwards.

I didn't want to see him again.

It still hurts.
Like I'm doing something wrong.

You're not doing anything wrong.

You need to give yourself more time.

You are right. Thank you.

I have to be careful.
If I hook up with someone now,

I might not want to
see him again.

You understand what I am trying to say

About love and risk?

I understand.

If you have a chance for love,
don't let anything get in your way.

Exactly.

Sorry.

Sorry.

- Freddy.
- Roz.

It's crazy,

But what dad said about Roz,
was beautiful.

I think Roz is also hoping,
That something will happen between them.

I think we need to help them with that.

Dad can't make it on his own.

- Are you sure they are not cousins?
- For sure.

We should not have
try to stop them.

We have to stop them.

Eve is not ready for anything serious.

If something happens between them,

It could destroy their friendship.

I pushed too hard.

I just persuaded him
to try it with Eve.

Calm. Were you able to
persuade him so quickly?

The plague would take those golden lips of mine!

We need to roll up this maypole.

Whatever happens,
we can't let them go down.

Will you help me make sure,
That they come together?

I saw champagne in the kitchen.
Let's bring it to them.

Why don't we take a break?
I don't usually drink,

But today I would have found it useful.

I hear it often.

I order a ten-minute recess.

- Where do I find alcohol?
- In the kitchen.

- Have you seen Freddy and Eve?
- They are here.

We still need...

Here we are.

Here we are.

You know, Dad,
Eve and I are tired.

I think we'll go kimono.

Freddy and I are going straight to bed.

Nice fireworks.

We can't let them
go to bed together.

I need something,
that will distract Freddy's attention.

- Mom?
- Alice!

Right away. You weren't supposed to do that anymore.

Why do you need that big coat?
Let me...

You look like a Cossack in it.

It got a little chilly...

Then go inside, silly.

Freddy, you and Alice did not have
chance to talk.

Alice doesn't need to talk to anyone.

But I want to.

Dr. Crane, Freddy and I
need to go to bed now.

But what about fireworks?

It hasn't started yet.

We will have enough of them in the bedroom.

But we all want to
play the Legislature, right?

- Do you want to?
- Of course.

Come everyone to the table.
Let's sit down together.

Here you go.

- Dad caught the chickie.
- We can't let him get away with it.

- Well.
- Not here.

Now well.

Let's start with the committee's tasks.

Of course, we all want to
start with appropriation.

So I'll roll the dice.

Committee meetings will be held on the patio.

The first two members are

Freddy and Eve.

Right.

I request that the
committee member from Eve to Alice.

A very strategic move.
Alice, go ahead.

I request the replacement of
Freddy to David.

Are you playing for the first time?

This is a serious mistake.

But so be it.

Roz: You were supposed to help me.

You were supposed to stop treating
my daughter objectively.

And I intend to. Starting tomorrow.

I need to get my dad and Roz out here,
before the fireworks start.

Right? Very romantic here.

Any couple would fall in love here.

Eve, you have been transferred.

Right.

This.

Here we are.

Freddy?

You have been transferred.

This.

Here we are.

Wait. They finally have
a moment to themselves.

You will burn in hell.

In your company.

Do I sense correctly

A bit of romantic tension?

Is it that obvious?

But shame on me.

You don't have to say anything.

You have nothing to be ashamed of.

Do you think Freddy knows,
That he likes me?

I need a drink.

I can't believe that Dad
has messed up again with Roz.

Right away. Freddy's dad is trying to
to hit on my mom?

Disgusting.

Not because they are cousins?

Dad, can we talk?

Mom, can we talk?

- Alice, can we talk?
- Freddy.

There is no time to talk.

- What are you doing?
- I'm challenging you to a duel

about Alice's love.

Choose a weapon.

First of all, these are fishing rods.

Secondly, I don't think
about Alice in this way.

I have known her since I was ten years old.

- Freddy, what's going on here?
- Listen...

Sorry, Dad.

I should not interfere.

I would have been furious myself,

if you would interfere
Into my life, but...

I know...

I know what this is all about.

- Do you know?
- Yes.

You have stage fright before telling Roz,
how you feel about her.

- What do I feel for her?
- Exactly.

- To Roz.
- Yes.

Trepidation.

You said the same thing,
just in a different order.

I know it sounds strange,

But your mother told me,

That she is counting on something sparking
between her and Frasier.

Well.

Her last boyfriend was a drummer,
Who lived in his toyota.

So I will survive
A guest with a beach house.

Bad news.

End game.

We lost the hammer.

You can't give up like that.

It is as you said.
True love is worth the risk.

And I said yes

o Roz.

Is there another explanation?

It doesn't look like it.

Go, dad. Tell her.

I believe in you.

Sorry.

Why do we hold hands?

Freddy has sniffed out a ruse.
He knows we're up to something.

- Do you trust me?
- Sure you don't.

Right.

We need to get out of it,

So that they wouldn't know.
I would tell you what it's all about,

But you would start
laughing hysterically.

Let's work together.

Can you see if I have contact lenses?

But they look deeply into each other's eyes.

Pretend you're out of your mind.

She frowned.

And now that you have eaten something spicy.

But she became disillusioned.

Immediately. What?

- Do they think you are hitting on me?
- Yes, but...

No!

It's not like that!

Frasier, you're a chocoholic!

I knew it was going to happen.

I knew it was going to happen.