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[theme music playing]
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[screeching]
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[inhaling]
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[screams]
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[screaming]
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[laughing evilly]
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[clanking]
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[engine idling]
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[horn tooting]
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[giggling]
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-[gasps]
-[clipping]
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[screams]
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[screams]
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And just where
do you two think
you're going, hmm?
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This here barge is our turf.
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Unless you two are looking
to challenge us for it.
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[seagull squawking]
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Ooh, did somebody say,
"challenge?"
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Okay. Okay,
here's how it works.
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You compete in a series of
skill and strength tests,
each worth one point.
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Whoever has the highest score
at the end is declared
Top of the Heap.
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And whoever loses
gets tossed in the drink.
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[rats laughing]
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And since this is rat turf,
we'll play by rat rules.
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[all laughing]
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[gulps]
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Let the games begin!
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[rats cheering]
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[all cheering]
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[chuckles]
Tough luck, kitty.
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Rat rules means no rules.
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Anything goes.
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[sniffs]
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[whistle blowing]
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-Foul! Foul! Foul!
He fouled me!
-Hey, this guy's cheating!
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[bugle plays]
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[chuckling]
Like I said, rat rules.
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[laughing]
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[crashing]
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[screams]
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[all laughing]
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[screams]
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[horn tooting]
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We have a new Top of the Heap!
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See you later, suckers.
We're Top of the Heap.
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Kings of the Hill.
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Think again, chump.
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Ah, the actor's life, huh?
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Let's hope there's donuts
at the audition.
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Listen up, everybody.
No cat calls today, just dogs.
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[whistle blowing]
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[sighing heavily]
I gotta find some acting work.
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I'm not spending another night
sleeping in the alley.
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[thumping]
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[chef] That is the last straw.
Get out of my kitchen!
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Get off my foot, cat!
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Late again, Tom!
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Hey, buddy, you look like
you had a hard day.
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Trouble at home?
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Your girl throw you over?
Local dog hassling you?
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I got a proposition.
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For the measly price of
today's room and board,
I can be your double
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A lookalike that takes
on all your daily grief.
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'Cause I'm a pro,
I can take it.
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I can do stunts, martial arts,
fancy footwork. You name it.
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Now, where do you live,
so I can go
start living your life?
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Jackpot! See you tomorrow.
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[snoring]
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[screams]
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[screams]
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[screeches]
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[screeches]
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Is this the best you can do?
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Tell you what I'll do.
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I'll give you
a ten-second head start.
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[elevator dings]
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[elevator dinging]
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[Tom's double]
Took you long enough.
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You know what? I'm bored.
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[laughing maniacally]
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Did you just slap me?
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I most certainly did.
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[gasps]
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Hey there, Tommy boy.
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I saw a nice, big tuna fish
in that garbage can over there.
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Fantastic. I love tuna fish.
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Since when do you talk?
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If there's one thing
I don't like, it's a liar.
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[screaming]
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[laughing]
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Well, well, well.
From what paradise did this
exquisite beauty emerge?
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Since when do you talk?
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Oh, Tom.
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That's the most beautiful song
I've ever heard.
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I just wrote it.
I call it "You."
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[bell tolls]
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Care to join me for dinner?
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You're such a gentleman.
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Tuna fish, how romantic.
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Nothing but the best
for my lady.
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[yawns]
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Not now, Mom.
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I'm trying to get some sleep.
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Hey!
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Oh, it's you.
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Do you mind? I need to get
a little more shut eye.
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Oh, so you want me
to leave, huh?
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Well, guess what?
I'm not going.
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I like being you.
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Frankly, I'm better at it
than you.
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Tom? And Tom?
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Don't be fooled
by this impostor, my darling.
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I'm the real Tom.
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[Tom playing discordantly]
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See? What did I tell you?
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Accept no substitutions.
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Back out with the trash,
you freeloader.
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Same goes for you.
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Now what are we gonna do?
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[clanging, crashing]
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[Tom's double yowling]
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That was fun.
Call me anytime, cousin.
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Now let's see.
Where were we
before all this excitement?
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Oh, yeah.
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[man singing]
♪ Surfer SupremeSurfer Supreme ♪
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♪ Who's gonna beThe Surfer Supreme? ♪
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♪ Now, we heard there's a partyGoing on at the Jersey Shore ♪
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♪ But it ain't the beach bods ♪
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♪ Or the sun and sandWe came here for ♪
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♪ Everybody gatherAt this beach locale ♪
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♪ To be an eyewitnessTo a battle royale ♪
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♪ You'll be the hot-doggin'Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
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♪ Hot-doggin'Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
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♪ They seeThe Dude and The Ace ♪
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♪ Have the wavesAll quaking in fear ♪
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♪ They send the wavesQuaking in fear ♪
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♪ Your nugs run and hide ♪
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♪ Whenever either oneComes near ♪
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♪ Water runsWhen it don't hide in fear♪
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♪ From Shipstern BluffTo Waimea Bay ♪
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♪ Praia do NorteOr Mavericks, CA ♪
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♪ You'll be the hot-doggin'Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
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♪ Hot-doggin'Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
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♪ Well, the Dude and The AceHad to put to rest ♪
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♪ Any question ofWho was the best ♪
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♪ And their fans couldCheer and scream ♪
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♪ Our guy's the Surfer Supreme!Surfer Supreme ♪
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♪ Cut to the pipeline ♪
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♪ They're revving upTheir racing board ♪
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♪ They're gonna haveA race on those boards ♪
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♪ The first to crossThe finish line ♪
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♪ Wins the Supreme reward ♪
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♪ It's how it works, you winYou get the reward ♪
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♪ The loser has to burnHis surfboard black ♪
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♪ Then leave the beachAnd never come back ♪
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♪ And hail the hot-doggin'Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
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♪ Hot-doggin'Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
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[engine roaring]
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[Jerry screams]
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[screams]
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♪ They hit the home stretchBoth knowing it was do or die ♪
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♪ They had no optionIt was do or die ♪
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♪ One bound for gloryOne for a dish of humble pie ♪
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♪ Since you eatthat humble pie ♪
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♪ The loser wouldNever ride a wave again ♪
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♪ The winner gets a condoOn the beach in Spain ♪
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♪ And be the hot-doggin'Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
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♪ Hot-doggin'Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
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♪ If you love boardsAnd water, too ♪
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♪ There's only one sportIn the world for you ♪
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♪ And you could be ♪
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♪ The hot-doggin'Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
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♪ Hot-doggin'Wave-ridin' Surfer Supreme ♪
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Sounds like your show
was a big hit, Mr. Tsubuya.
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I hope you enjoyed your visit.
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[digital translator]
I thank you and hopeto return again soon.
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Now let's hurry.
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The car for the airportis here. Here is your tip.
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Oh, why, thank you!
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[screams]
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[screams]
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[digital translator in French]
Rongeurs irrespectueux.
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[digital translator
speaking Japanese]
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[digital translator in English]
Foolish felineof limited intelligence.
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Why don't you admitthat you are inferior to allbeings, most of all, mice?
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Give up and go homebefore you dishonor yourselfeven more!
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[laughing heartily]
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[announcer]
Introducing Justin Yamaski,oldest of the Yamaski brothers.
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Jole Yamaski, Jack Yamaski,and the youngest,Jay Yamaski!
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[laughing]
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[yelling]
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[screams]
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[theme music playing]
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