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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,580 --> 00:00:50,959 Morning, Mr Endleby. 2 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:54,479 How you do you do? Morning. 3 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,639 Good morning. These are for you. 4 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,919 Good morning. 5 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:01,799 Morning. 6 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,860 Come on, we're gonna be late. 7 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,560 KNOCK AT DOOR 8 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 I'll get it. DOG PANTS 9 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:22,719 Morning. Parcel for you, Mr Carmody. 10 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,490 Thank you so much. Bye. 11 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,360 DOG BARKS 12 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,120 PARCEL RATTLES 13 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,520 Well, well, Hamish, what have we got here? 14 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,520 Bet you can smell it, can't you? 15 00:01:35,521 --> 00:01:39,519 What is this, then? Yeesh, it's porridge! 16 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,879 That's nice. Can you guess what this is? 17 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,639 A-ha! Droppings! 18 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,079 In the post? 19 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,439 Ah, it's our new preventative measures. 20 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,639 Modern, isn't it? 21 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,239 Yes, Carmody thought of it. 22 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,640 We test for conditions before animals develop symptoms. 23 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,240 Notice anything? 24 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,140 Oi! 25 00:01:57,141 --> 00:02:01,519 Well, the size of pellets. .. pygmy goat? 26 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,919 On the Grantley Estate. It's quite the menagerie up there. 27 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,919 Might quickly pop these under the microscope. 28 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,159 Oh, I'll join you. 29 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,519 Oh, Mr Farnon, I were about to serve breakfast. 30 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,279 Oh, this won't take a moment. 31 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,359 Oh, I'll have his. 32 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,550 Ugh. Bloomin' cold. SHE SNIFFS 33 00:02:16,551 --> 00:02:19,679 Hmm... Bad news, is it? 34 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,679 Worms? Plenty of eggs in here. 35 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,280 Roundworm, I'd say. 36 00:02:24,281 --> 00:02:29,599 Hmm. We're low on piperazine. 37 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,959 New stock arrived yesterday. Ah. 38 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,840 Yes, the infestation is advanced. 39 00:02:33,841 --> 00:02:36,239 We'd better get up to the Grantley place pronto, 40 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,079 before it gets out of hand. 41 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,639 Thankfully, we're onto it before they've exhibited symptoms. 42 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:42,679 Yes, bravo! AUDREY, CALLING: On t'table! 43 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,319 We can see if that new worming gun delivers as expected. 44 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:46,370 Let's hope! 45 00:02:46,371 --> 00:02:49,319 Morning! Morning. 46 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:53,879 Blimey, James, you look the worse for wear. 47 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,999 HELEN:Enjoy your lie-in? Tristan took me drinking last night. 48 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,239 In Ilkley. 49 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:02,319 Oh, that den of iniquity. Feeling wretched, are we? Aye. 50 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:05,199 Aw, did you have a fun night at the pub? 51 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,960 You poor, poor man (!) 52 00:03:07,961 --> 00:03:11,679 Need to mend this. Today. Absolutely, I'll see to it. 53 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,439 But first... SING- SONG:..sustenance. 54 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,119 Sustenance! JAMES SNORTS 55 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,440 JIMMY GURGLES, LAUGHS 56 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,760 JIMMY BABBLES, HE CHUCKLES 57 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:30,159 First, this, I reckon. 58 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,639 Mrs H, you're a godsend. 59 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,639 I'm down for morning surgery, aren't I? 60 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,319 Oh, don't fret. Enjoy your breakfast. 61 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:39,810 You have. .. nine minutes. JAMES GROANS 62 00:03:39,811 --> 00:03:44,239 Legendary night, old chap. Set the bar high. 63 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,599 Can we beat it tonight? Goddammit, we'll try. 64 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,959 Tonight? Yeah, drinks with the Otley cricket eleven. 65 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,319 Hoping they'll let me play a game. 66 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,679 I'm not hearing hesitation there, am I, co-pilot? 67 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,599 This is vital work for the war effort. 68 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:59,519 I expect my brain will be re- assembled by this evening. Good. 69 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,879 Didn't you have a lecture to prepare? Mm. 70 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,639 A lecture? In Doncaster tomorrow. 71 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,999 Getting the recruits ready for the North African front. 72 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,719 Just adding some final touches today. 73 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:12,759 What's it on? Mule hydration in desert conditions. 74 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:15,399 Sounds a bit dry! THEY CHUCKLE 75 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,759 Thanks, I think you've just given me my first line. 76 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,079 I thought you were finishing it off. 77 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,679 Oh, don't worry. It's all up here. 78 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,279 Just a case of letting it flow out onto the page. 79 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:26,079 You're popular this morning, Mr Carmody. 80 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,359 Don't keep us in suspense. 81 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,279 What type of poo did you get this time? 82 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,860 Mm. Looks official. 83 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,880 Royal Veterinary College. 84 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:42,170 B-But that's your exam results. Chop, chop, man, open it! 85 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,600 And? 86 00:04:52,601 --> 00:04:54,919 Says here I got a distinction. 87 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,399 Oh, Richard! Oh! 88 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,440 Bravo! 89 00:04:58,441 --> 00:05:01,519 Apparently, the outstanding distinction in the year. 90 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:04,279 Well done, old chap! Well done, Mr Carmody. 91 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:05,479 That's incredible. 92 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,119 I never thought I'd see the day someone bested ME at exams. 93 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,360 THEY CHUCKLE 94 00:05:09,361 --> 00:05:12,759 That is tremendous news! Might I see? 95 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,680 Thank you. I think I need to take a moment. 96 00:05:15,681 --> 00:05:22,559 The second he's centre of attention, the boy runs a mile. 97 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,679 Wonder what his plans are now. He's qualified. 98 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,439 If we're keeping him here, we'll have to formally offer him a job. 99 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:33,799 Well, we couldn't do any better. I take it you've no objection? 100 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,279 Aye, he just about passes muster. 101 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,799 It's a pleasure working alongside him. 102 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,679 Finally, a scientific brain and veterinary intelligence 103 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,359 that matches my own. 104 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,159 Oh, don't mind me, Siegfried. 105 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,719 DOORBELL RINGS Don't mind me. 106 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,700 Door! 107 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,290 BELL RINGS AGAIN Door! 108 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,340 Bye, Jimmy. 109 00:05:57,341 --> 00:06:02,279 WOMAN:Mr Carmody, isn't it? CARMODY: Mm. 110 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:06,159 You fixed up Candy, didn't you? Jenny's horse. 111 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,400 Yes.. I... 112 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,200 Richard. 113 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,880 Yes. The horse. 114 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,240 Candy is a horse. 115 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,140 Lovely morning. 116 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:24,760 I like the sun, erm... and the blue, blue sky. 117 00:06:24,761 --> 00:06:29,159 Important factors that make up the lovely morning, 118 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,599 you're not wrong there. 119 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:36,370 Please, erm, Mr Herriot will see you in a moment. 120 00:06:36,371 --> 00:06:44,359 Take a seat, Doris, be with you shortly. 121 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,999 Goodness. 122 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,640 What are you doing? 123 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,480 SQUEAKING 124 00:06:52,481 --> 00:06:58,159 That land girl, her name escapes me. I'm surprised you'd forget. 125 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,800 Such a beautiful, musical name. 126 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:02,190 Doris. Quite. 127 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:05,000 When she's near, I exhibit certain symptoms. 128 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,680 My heart rate goes up. My pupils dilate. 129 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,520 Mr Farnon, my diagnosis 130 00:07:09,521 --> 00:07:11,919 is that I'm developing romantic feelings for Doris. 131 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:14,199 That would also be my diagnosis. 132 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,580 It may surprise you to know, 133 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,430 but I haven't had a great deal of experience in this area. 134 00:07:18,431 --> 00:07:21,759 That is surprising. So I badly need some advice. 135 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:24,759 Lucky Tristan's on hand. You could always ask me. 136 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,919 I happen to be an expert in affairs of the heart. 137 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,560 Really? 138 00:07:29,561 --> 00:07:31,319 It's just, I've been here 18 months, 139 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,119 I don't think I've once seen you with a woman. 140 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,880 ENGINE STARTS 141 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:38,340 Well, only because there's a war on. 142 00:07:38,341 --> 00:07:42,959 Richard, you can trust me on this one, I know what I'm talking about. 143 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,640 Very kind offer. 144 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,810 And if Tristan omits anything, I'll be sure to pick up with you. 145 00:07:55,221 --> 00:08:00,359 Magnificent animal. 146 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,839 Gah, what have you been feeding him? David's not even my biggest. 147 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:06,119 Got yourself a Goliath, have you? 148 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,240 THEY LAUGH Happen I have! 149 00:08:09,241 --> 00:08:11,239 Our new rat catchers. 150 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,599 Danby's got me training eight of them now. 151 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,959 Looks like they enjoy the taste of fingers. 152 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,799 Haven't got the measure of them yet. Mm. 153 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:19,999 Is it bad? 154 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,799 I reckon he must have snagged himself 155 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,679 on a piece of wire or summat. 156 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:29,239 It were your first ratting, weren't it, David? 157 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,919 It's fairly deep, unfortunately. 158 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:35,319 Is he healthy otherwise? Seems to be. 159 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:39,199 I'll remove any dirt and debris, then we'll operate. 160 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,919 Operate? Is he gonna be all right? 161 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,679 Oh, yes, it's a simple enough procedure. 162 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:46,439 Though, I will have to sedate him. 163 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,119 I'll do it after morning surgery. 164 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:51,839 But... Mr Danby expects me back. You're to leave him here. 165 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,359 Pick him up later in the afternoon? 166 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,700 Right you are. 167 00:08:56,821 --> 00:08:59,719 Oh! 168 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,480 RATTLE JINGLES, JIMMY GIGGLES 169 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,800 Yes! You got it. Oh, Doris. 170 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:09,120 Mrs Herriot. Hello there, you. 171 00:09:09,121 --> 00:09:12,599 Ooh, what happened to you? Oh, one of my new ferrets. 172 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,879 He's in for an operation. Oh, James'll see him right. 173 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:20,319 Well, Mr Danby doesn't like to be kept waiting. Ta-ta! 174 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,759 Our Jenny mentioned you were having a few snags with Danby. 175 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,400 Oh... no. No, he... 176 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:29,840 Well. .. he's not the easiest. 177 00:09:29,841 --> 00:09:34,039 Shall we fix this up? Have a brew while we're at it. 178 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:39,030 Thanks, Mrs Herriot. It's Helen. 179 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,480 HE SIGHS 180 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,480 Hm. 181 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:04,080 What? Helps me think. 182 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,600 DOG WHINES 183 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,000 All right. 184 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:14,999 I'm curious about something. Please. 185 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,399 I was under the impression that receiving 186 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,839 the outstanding distinction in your year 187 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:24,239 put one in line for the Warners Prize. 188 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,350 Oh? Yes... 189 00:10:26,351 --> 00:10:31,759 ..a research programme at Imperial London. 190 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:35,060 So, has that been discontinued? 191 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,760 Actually... it's not discontinued. 192 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,320 They offered it to me. 193 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,240 BRAKES SQUEAL 194 00:10:45,241 --> 00:10:48,159 You got it? But that's splendid! 195 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,039 What an incredible honour! 196 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,559 But that must've been in your letter, 197 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:54,759 why on Earth would you keep it under your hat? 198 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,810 Because... 199 00:10:55,811 --> 00:10:58,759 ..much as I'd love to spend my time researching, 200 00:10:58,760 --> 00:10:59,799 I can't possibly accept. 201 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,599 Why not? 202 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,920 I've heard soldiers' stories first-hand. 203 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,600 I'm not fighting. At least I should be serving. 204 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,600 Vets are vital to the war effort. 205 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:11,199 Me off having a jolly in a lab while everyone else is suffering? 206 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,239 No, I'd feel like some kind of libertine. Well... 207 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,399 In fact, now I'm qualified, I rather hoped I might stay on at Skeldale. 208 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:20,799 You're saying you're turning down the Warners to stay here? 209 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,719 Of course, when the war's won, you may wish for a new veterinary team, 210 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,759 that's understood. 211 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,599 Richard, you're in. 212 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,780 There's nothing I'd like more. 213 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,000 ENGINE STARTS 214 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,920 WOMAN, DISTANT:I'm in here! 215 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:59,199 CARMODY: Miss Grantley. Mr Carmody. 216 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,080 How are those goats of yours faring? 217 00:12:01,081 --> 00:12:04,279 Well, they're... they're in fine spirits, I'd say. 218 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:07,319 I was surprised by your call. What's so urgent? 219 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,599 Roundworm. Oh. 220 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,199 Don't worry - thanks to our new postal pellet system, 221 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,559 we were onto it before your herd suffer any consequences. 222 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,959 Oh, that's marvellous. Thank you. No, thank you. 223 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,839 Believe it or not, you're the only client who agreed to post me faeces. 224 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,240 SHE CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY 225 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,880 This is Mr Farnon. 226 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,160 THEY LAUGH 227 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,159 Catherine Grantley. Siegfried Farnon. 228 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,559 BOTH:How do you do? 229 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,599 I was up here before for your brother's beagles. 230 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:35,799 He mentioned you lived abroad. Persia. 231 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,799 The war took him to London, 232 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,639 so I'm taking care of the estate while he's gone. 233 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,639 Right, follow me. 234 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:46,730 Biyayid, biyayid! Yalla, yalla! DOGS BARKING 235 00:12:46,731 --> 00:12:51,999 I thought it was the brother who was looking after the estate. 236 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,519 Why didn't you tell me it was the sister who was running things? 237 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,479 Brother, sister, what difference does it make? 238 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,239 Well, it's just highly unprofessional 239 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,919 not to give me the full information. 240 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:00,970 Is it? 241 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,160 BLEATING 242 00:13:08,251 --> 00:13:18,919 He just can't see past the fact I'm a girl who grew up in the big city. 243 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,599 Sounds like Danby, all right. 244 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,599 DORIS SIGHS The old man's set in his ways. 245 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:26,359 You mustn't take it to heart. I'm not scared of farm work, 246 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,599 but when I ask Mr Danby for advice, the man just grunts. 247 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,399 I'm forever sprinting to Heston to ask Jenny. 248 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,599 Luckily, I know how to interpret the Danby grunts. 249 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,479 Turns out there's only three kinds. 250 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,959 There's one like this. .. EXASPERATED GROAN 251 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:45,199 That means, "Stop, stop, you're doing it wrong." 252 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,759 GROWLING GROAN "Work faster, will you?" 253 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:51,360 Number three... GUTTURAL GROWL 254 00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:54,159 "Carry on while I have an afternoon nap." 255 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,439 Sometimes, till dinner time. 256 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,799 Well, I know you don't mind a bit of graft. 257 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,399 I do not. 258 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,959 You know, there's plenty folk, 259 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,559 you throw 'em in at the deep end like that, they'd just drown. 260 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:07,519 Still, it wouldn't hurt Danby to give Doris clear instructions. 261 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:08,720 JIMMY SQUEALS 262 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,560 Oh... 263 00:14:10,561 --> 00:14:13,519 And that means, "I need my nappy changing." 264 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,380 Oh! 265 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,280 HORNS BEEPING 266 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:22,320 Watch where you're going! 267 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,880 BEEPING 268 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,000 KNOCK AT DOOR 269 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,920 KNOCKING CONTINUES 270 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,440 Mrs Hall, we have a situation. 271 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,560 DOG BARKS 272 00:14:50,561 --> 00:14:54,159 A situation? 273 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,360 Summat dropped on Mr Hampson's top field last night. 274 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,870 THROUGH GRITTED TEETH: An unidentified object. 275 00:14:59,871 --> 00:15:03,599 Sorry, do you mean a bomb? Shh! 276 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,760 DOG BARKS 277 00:15:04,761 --> 00:15:08,279 Someone hears us, panic will spread through Darrowby like wildfire. 278 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:11,950 Careless talk costs lives. But if it's a... 279 00:15:11,951 --> 00:15:15,199 Shouldn't we call in the Home Guard? 280 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,800 No, that's just it. 281 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:20,280 Protocol demands that we wardens make the initial assessment. 282 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,000 In fact, I was halfway there when I remembered - 283 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,440 section 15, rule 5B of the handbook, 284 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:30,200 "Two wardens must be present to confirm any sighting." 285 00:15:30,201 --> 00:15:33,719 SHE SIGHS I'll grab my coat. 286 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:37,000 Mrs Hall, think, think, think. It's official business. 287 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,360 A uniform is mandatory. 288 00:15:39,361 --> 00:15:42,119 Shouldn't we just get there as fast as possible? 289 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,120 Why don't I grab my helmet? 290 00:15:45,121 --> 00:15:48,759 Well, then, I... suppose I'll change. 291 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,760 Yes. I'll be outside. 292 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,120 Luckily, I managed to commandeer a vehicle. 293 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,800 'Ey up, Mr Bosworth. 294 00:15:55,801 --> 00:16:00,439 Doris from up Mr Danby's. You wanted me to paint all his cows. 295 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,359 It stuck in my memory, for some reason. 296 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,760 Ah, yes, I remember. 297 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:10,390 And where's that lovely dog of yours today? 298 00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:14,079 I'm afraid dear Bingo has departed this world. Oh! 299 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,479 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. 300 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,760 Mrs Hall, I'll be outside. 301 00:16:18,351 --> 00:16:20,719 DOG BARKS, DUCK QUACKS 302 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,079 Bless him. Poor man took it hard. 303 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,439 Though he did drive us half-mad that day, 304 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,359 acting like a bit of paint on cows 305 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,719 was gonna make Mr Hitler turn his tanks round. 306 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,559 Oh, well. See, silver linings - 307 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,839 all your employer does is grunt. 308 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,600 DORIS LAUGHS 309 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,040 Small mercies. 310 00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:46,719 There you are, all done. 311 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,519 Looks like you chaps are making progress. 312 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:51,479 Indeed we are, and our new worming gun is working a treat. 313 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,460 Oh, er... 314 00:16:53,461 --> 00:16:56,719 You know, I'm intrigued, why Persia? 315 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,439 Miss Grantley's an archaeologist. 316 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:02,960 Yes, I lived there for, well, over 20 years or more. 317 00:17:02,961 --> 00:17:05,359 But unfortunately, Iran's Shah is rather taken 318 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,719 with our Nazi opponents, so I had to stop digging. 319 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,280 Yeah. The war demands sacrifices from us all. 320 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:14,879 Yes... Yes, it does. 321 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,679 Well, that about does it. 322 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,559 Only the two little ones under the tree. 323 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,520 SHE LAUGHS KINDLY Aw, these are my favourites. 324 00:17:21,521 --> 00:17:22,879 They're brothers, you know. 325 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,879 Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjostr. Oh, I'm honoured. 326 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,359 The goats who pull Thor's chariots, no less. 327 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,799 You know your Norse mythology. 328 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,630 A little. THEY CHUCKLE 329 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,880 Habibi. 330 00:17:35,881 --> 00:17:38,279 They're hyper-sensitive. GOAT BLEATS 331 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:39,719 Oh, oh. Skin crawling, is it? 332 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,719 Magnesium deficiency? They're being supplemented. 333 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,070 These two have been itching something rotten. 334 00:17:45,071 --> 00:17:46,999 I've heard horror stories about roundworm. 335 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,039 Well, that's just it. Roundworm wouldn't make them itch. 336 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,440 GOAT BLEATS Aw. 337 00:17:51,441 --> 00:17:52,679 So, we have a co-morbidity. 338 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:56,559 Two illnesses presenting at the same time. 339 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,279 It's something of a mystery. 340 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,599 Lice? A mystery? 341 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,199 Don't worry, we're not talking the lost treasure of Darius. 342 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,599 HE CHUCKLES We'll soon have an answer for you. 343 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,480 Khodafez, habibi. 344 00:18:10,821 --> 00:18:14,159 What? 345 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,599 That's it. Lice? 346 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,840 No, you. 347 00:18:18,841 --> 00:18:21,279 Your pupils are dilated. 348 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:24,439 You were blushing, mirroring her actions. 349 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,039 You're attracted to Miss Grantley. Oh, for God's sake! 350 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,919 The symptoms never lie. 351 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,839 Yes, and that's why you were annoyed 352 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,599 I didn't mention that the owner was female. 353 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,559 You wished to prime your feathers in readiness. 354 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,620 Don't be absurd. Give me that. 355 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,440 All right, lad, here we go. 356 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,800 Here we go. There you are. There you are, lad. 357 00:18:52,801 --> 00:18:54,319 And it's Hedley Verity. 358 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,079 Hedley Verity from the Kirkstall Lane End! 359 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,440 TRISTAN LAUGHS Tristan. What the...?! 360 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,479 I thought you might want a little interruption. 361 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:04,479 No, I would not. Now I've lost the blasted ferret. Oh. 362 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,839 Shut the door, will you? He'll end up hunting Vonolel. 363 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,279 Bloody hell, James. Why didn't you keep a firm hold of it, man? 364 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,650 I'm busy! Perfectly understand. 365 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,240 Ah! That's it, lad. That's it, that's it. 366 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,840 There we are. There we go, lad. 367 00:19:22,841 --> 00:19:24,279 KNOCK ON WINDOW James! 368 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,690 I've set the stumps up for when you are finished. 369 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,480 Oh, goodness me. 370 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:57,440 I specifically warned Mr Hampson not to talk. 371 00:19:57,441 --> 00:20:00,759 Some folk hear there might be a bomb, 372 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,279 they rush to get close. 373 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:06,640 Mrs Hall, please, not the "B" word. Remember, careless talk costs lives. 374 00:20:06,641 --> 00:20:09,039 Stand well back! It's over there. 375 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,560 Get out! WHISTLE BLOWS 376 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,840 The Head Warden is here. 377 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,280 The Head Warden is in charge. 378 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,440 I am in charge. I am in charge. Move back. 379 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,440 Move back. Move well back. 380 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,360 Right. 381 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,000 Argh, ruddy... 382 00:20:27,261 --> 00:20:30,999 There. 383 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,359 Do you see it? There's a trail. 384 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,760 Yes, an impact trail. 385 00:20:35,761 --> 00:20:37,279 So we follow it. 386 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,240 Proceed with extreme caution, Mrs Hall. 387 00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:42,759 Mr Bosworth, say we do find a bomb... 388 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:43,810 HE STAMMERS 389 00:20:43,811 --> 00:20:45,519 In the event of a positive assessment, 390 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:46,960 we phone from Hampson's 391 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,480 and report to the District Report Centre. 392 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,600 Stay alert, Mrs Hall. 393 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,360 Proceed with caution. 394 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,880 HE STRAINS 395 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,920 DUCKS QUACK Whoa! 396 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,280 Bloody hell. 397 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,640 HE PANTS 398 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,880 Mrs Hall, we only need to identify it. 399 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,440 That's not a bomb. 400 00:21:27,441 --> 00:21:31,879 That's a flight crate. 401 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,040 No, don't. 402 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,000 Don't. It... It might be munitions. 403 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,480 We don't know what's inside. 404 00:21:37,481 --> 00:21:40,759 Well, we do actually. SHE CHUCKLES 405 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,280 Tinned potatoes. 406 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:48,080 Powdered eggs, flour, 407 00:21:48,081 --> 00:21:50,959 toothbrushes, paste, soap. 408 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,920 So someone could've landed here. 409 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,800 Nazi spies. 410 00:21:56,801 --> 00:21:58,879 Well, do Nazis use Pears soap? 411 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,080 And Gibbs SR Toothpaste? 412 00:22:02,081 --> 00:22:05,599 No. No, this will have come from one of our planes. 413 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,199 We'll probably find they've had a call 414 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,119 about another one further down the road. 415 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,399 Mr Herriot says it's common. 416 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,919 When fuel runs low, they dump the excess weight. 417 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,840 Mm, it's one possibility amongst many. 418 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,160 And since, Mrs Hall, 419 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,480 you are not yourself an expert on spies or bombs... 420 00:22:22,481 --> 00:22:24,479 Shh! Careless talk... 421 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,920 HE STAMMERS 422 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:31,040 I would simply advise that you resist jumping to conclusions. 423 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,480 You may be risking innocent lives! 424 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,520 SHE SIGHS 425 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,320 So, it's not lice. 426 00:22:50,321 --> 00:22:53,519 Where do we go from here? 427 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,199 A damned puzzle is what it is. 428 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,879 Why aren't they with the others? 429 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,719 Come on, they've been under that tree the whole time we've been here. 430 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,639 Golly, you've figured it out, haven't you? 431 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,240 SIEGFRIED CHUCKLES 432 00:23:05,241 --> 00:23:07,199 Well, it's a lovely sunny day - 433 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,199 suggests some reaction to the hot weather. 434 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,719 Heat stress? Then why the itching? 435 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,719 Or light. 436 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,599 Oh, I know where you're going with this. Wait. 437 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,320 SIEGFRIED LAUGHS 438 00:23:20,281 --> 00:23:24,159 St John's Wort. 439 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:28,719 I think the brothers have been munching on it. 440 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,519 And now they don't want to go out into the sun. 441 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,279 It's made them photosensitive. They don't want to get sunburned. 442 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,799 Splendid. Well done, Mr Farnon. 443 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,799 Ah, tush. You'd have put it together before long. 444 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,000 Good news? I was about to offer you some coffee. 445 00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:43,039 Mr Farnon's just solved it. Oh? 446 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,879 He's such an accomplished vet. 447 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:49,359 All in all, he's clever, dependable, the kindest of men. 448 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:52,660 And not currently in a pair-bond. 449 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,720 SHE CHUCKLES Come on, come on. 450 00:23:55,881 --> 00:23:59,639 Listen, Carmody. 451 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,559 That was bloody embarrassing. What the hell were you thinking? 452 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,919 But you like her, so why wouldn't I help? 453 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,319 A "pair-bond"? 454 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,359 Humans are like swans and foxes. They generally thrive in pair-bonds. 455 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:15,399 Carmody, this is far from your area of expertise. Very far. 456 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,199 There's a... 457 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,999 a pace at which these things are done, a subtlety. 458 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,319 Sorry. 459 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,359 It's just looked like you might be succumbing to fight or flight. 460 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,719 Raised anxiety because you're overwhelmed 461 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,079 by your attraction to her. I know what it means. 462 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,439 Richard, I am perfectly capable with women. 463 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,080 Perfectly capable. 464 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,400 Oh... 465 00:24:37,401 --> 00:24:42,599 Just get these two inside, out of the sunlight. 466 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,320 Coffee's ready for you both. 467 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:51,850 Thank you, Miss Grantley. STRAINED:Thank you, Miss Grantley. 468 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,520 JIMMY BABBLES 469 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,880 ..this blasted thing hate me so much? 470 00:24:57,881 --> 00:24:59,399 Oh, dear. Bye-bye. 471 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,079 Bye-bye, little man. 472 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,119 Bye-bye. Hold on, where are you going? 473 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:08,599 I promised I'd pull up Dot Fawcett's radishes. 474 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,760 Good luck. 475 00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:14,439 Ah, there he is, my errant batsman. 476 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,999 Mind if I borrow him for 30 minutes? 477 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,479 I want to see if he can spot my googly. 478 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,239 Try me at the weekend. I tell you what - I'll help. 479 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,279 We finish in double time. Time you save, you bat. 480 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,880 I've got Jimmy for an hour, then I'm back in surgery. 481 00:25:24,881 --> 00:25:27,479 Siegfried's got a better screwdriver than that. Two seconds. 482 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,080 FOOTSTEPS RECEDE 483 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,960 It's not enough that we're back out drinking again tonight? 484 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,840 How on Earth did I end up looking after Tristan 485 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,440 on top of everything else? 486 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,320 The night calls, Jimmy teething, 487 00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:42,719 up all hours... You know it's not that complicated. 488 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,159 You just tell Tris you're staying in. 489 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,240 If he's redeployed, he might not be back forever. 490 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,240 He'll need some happy memories. 491 00:25:51,241 --> 00:25:53,759 Tristan's had enough drunken nights to last a lifetime. 492 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,400 HE CHUCKLES 493 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,660 Talk to him. 494 00:25:57,661 --> 00:26:00,879 Cheerio, Helen. Here we are, old boy. 495 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,120 HE IMITATES AEROPLANE 496 00:26:03,121 --> 00:26:04,159 JIMMY LAUGHS 497 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,759 Now, let's show your daddy how it's done, all right? 498 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,040 Pass it here. 499 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,160 No... JAMES SIGHS 500 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,790 In the left. Watch and learn. 501 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,720 SNAPPING, CLATTERING 502 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,320 JIMMY FUSSES 503 00:26:23,301 --> 00:26:26,479 MR BOSWORTH: I shall make my report 504 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:30,280 to the District Report Centre from the Hampson's property. 505 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,560 Not a word to these bystanders. 506 00:26:32,561 --> 00:26:35,119 Yeah, they mustn't hear about the tinned potatoes (!) 507 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:38,920 Head Office may wish to make further identification. 508 00:26:38,921 --> 00:26:41,759 So now you're gonna call out the Home Guard? 509 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,759 To identify a bar of soap? 510 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:47,560 It's important to dot the Is and cross the Ts, that's all. 511 00:26:47,561 --> 00:26:50,079 You're not still thinking it's enemy spies? 512 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,839 Nobody parachuted off that plane. 513 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,919 We can't say for certain. What's got into you? 514 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,439 Anybody would think you want Darrowby to be in danger. 515 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,959 Come on, now. I've got a busy day. 516 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,280 Well, the quicker I get my report in, 517 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,720 the safer Darrowby will be. 518 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:08,280 Fine, I will utilise my home telephone. 519 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,400 HE GRUMBLES 520 00:27:09,401 --> 00:27:13,639 Absolutely, it will be with you. 521 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,279 I have it right here in my hands, the next draft. 522 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,440 Mm-hm. 3pm. 523 00:27:18,441 --> 00:27:20,639 Friday, I'll be there. 524 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,640 Goodbye. Thank you, Martha. 525 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:29,319 I'm confused, Mr Carmody. 526 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:34,839 St John's Wort is a boost to humans, but toxic to goats? 527 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,799 Same compound responsible, actually - hypericin. 528 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,319 One of my absolute favourites. 529 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,679 On contact with light, the hypericin seeks out 530 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,279 the goats' unpigmented cells, under the white hair, 531 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:48,119 and destroys their walls, causing a severe inflammatory reaction. 532 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,999 I can see why you're so fond of it. 533 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,240 SIEGFRIED LAUGHS 534 00:27:52,241 --> 00:27:53,799 There's rather a lovely passage about it 535 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,039 in Wilkes and Graham, in fact. 536 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,919 Oh, I have a first edition, 537 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,999 up on the top shelf, with my husband's books. 538 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,479 Have a look. Oh. 539 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,820 I will indeed. 540 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,560 So, your husband stayed out East, did he? 541 00:28:11,561 --> 00:28:13,159 Well, you could say that - 542 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,599 he contracted malaria out there, and... 543 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,730 ..died. Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 544 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,960 I know how devastating... 545 00:28:22,961 --> 00:28:25,999 No, it was. .. it was so long ago, 546 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:31,590 and I was so young, I can barely remember him. 547 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,240 So... SHE LAUGHS 548 00:28:36,241 --> 00:28:38,559 This was all before the Great War. 549 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,400 And since then, I've... 550 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:46,790 lived my life free of men's plans for me. 551 00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,319 Ah! THEY CHUCKLE 552 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,079 That boy... 553 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,400 He got the top distinction in his year. 554 00:28:53,401 --> 00:28:55,079 Won a prestigious research post in London. 555 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,780 Golly, how smashing. 556 00:28:57,781 --> 00:28:59,639 Though I can't say I'm surprised. 557 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,280 You know, I think I'm putting it together. 558 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,000 Your love for goats - 559 00:29:05,001 --> 00:29:06,839 weren't they first domesticated in Persia? 560 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,119 They were. Do you know when? 561 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,360 I'd say around 10,000 years ago. 562 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,620 Jolly good. 563 00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:15,559 In later Persian civilisations, 564 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:19,519 goats represented divine order and goodness. 565 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,199 And is that what you're writing about? 566 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:25,599 No, actually, my book is more of an overview, 567 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,559 based loosely on a series of lectures I teach at Cambridge - 568 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,399 Zarathustra And Ziggurats. 569 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:35,040 HE CHUCKLES Well, it all sounds fascinating. 570 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,400 Digging for treasure, 571 00:29:36,401 --> 00:29:38,799 forgotten civilisations appearing out of the dust. 572 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,079 Not a normal life. 573 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,439 I sometimes wonder what I missed out on. 574 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,159 You've lived on the other side of the world. 575 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,279 You must have seen so much. 576 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,279 There were forks in the road. 577 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:56,130 And you never do find out what might have happened going the other way. 578 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,640 No, you don't. 579 00:30:00,641 --> 00:30:06,959 The Persians believed divine will was expressed 580 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:11,319 through a person's particular talents and interests, and I... 581 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:17,630 I really can't think of a better way to navigate one's life. 582 00:30:17,631 --> 00:30:23,319 Mr Farnon tells me you're leaving for London. 583 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,900 Congratulations. 584 00:30:25,901 --> 00:30:27,839 Your prize. 585 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,479 Oh, I'm not accepting it. 586 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,119 No? 587 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,399 I'd much rather stay here as a vet, help with the war effort. 588 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,200 Oh. 589 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,240 Oh, right. Of course. 590 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,520 PEACOCK CALLS 591 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,760 So, Ziggurats And Zarathustra... 592 00:30:48,761 --> 00:30:52,399 Actually, it's the other way round. I'd be fascinated to read it. 593 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,839 Well, I... SHE CHUCKLES 594 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:58,600 I do have a. .. a draft copy. 595 00:30:58,601 --> 00:31:01,519 It's rather long. Are you quite sure? 596 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,120 It would be a privilege. 597 00:31:03,121 --> 00:31:07,359 Well, you would be under absolutely no obligation whatsoever, 598 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,639 but if you did decide to tackle it, 599 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:16,430 I would be very interested to know how it lands with a general reader. 600 00:31:16,431 --> 00:31:19,839 You know, I do believe she likes those fine feathers of yours. 601 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,720 Keep it down. Keep it down. 602 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,880 SHE CHUCKLES Oh. Well... 603 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,680 I shall treasure it, thank you. 604 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,520 SHE CHUCKLES Miss Grantley. 605 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,720 Mr Farnon. 606 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:44,370 Cheerio, Miss Grantley. Cheerio. 607 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,720 CHATTER 608 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,120 Thank you. 609 00:32:10,461 --> 00:32:15,079 The man who sold them 610 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,799 said ferrets take out rats quicker than strychnine. 611 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:18,879 I can quite believe it. 612 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,879 These chaps are their natural predators. 613 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,839 Well, thank you, Mr Herriot. 614 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,199 Oh, how long till he's back ratting? 615 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,599 Oh, a week should do it. Right. 616 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,599 You used strychnine before? Aye. 617 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,839 But fat chance of getting your hands on any these past few months. 618 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,159 It's like gold dust. 619 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,560 Mr Farnon said Bingo's symptoms were consistent 620 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,980 with strychnine poisoning. 621 00:32:40,981 --> 00:32:43,039 I'd never leave rat poison lying around. 622 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,960 Just, you said Mr Bosworth were up at Danby's with Bingo? 623 00:32:46,961 --> 00:32:50,279 What did you do with the rats after you poisoned them? 624 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,319 I buried them, like Mr Danby said. 625 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,719 How deep? Danby didn't say. 626 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:58,119 Doris, when a rat dies from poison, the corpse stays full of it. 627 00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,279 You have to bury them deep 628 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:03,079 or the foxes dig them up and poison themselves. 629 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:08,370 Right, it's just round this wall here. 630 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,640 GASPING 631 00:33:14,641 --> 00:33:17,079 Oh, no, I didn't leave it dug up like this. 632 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,940 Hey. 633 00:33:18,941 --> 00:33:24,719 Sorry, I don't think you buried them deep enough. 634 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,940 So it was me. 635 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:31,250 I murdered Bingo. Well, you weren't to know. 636 00:33:31,251 --> 00:33:33,679 Nobody told you any different, did they? 637 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,599 This is his responsibility - Danby. 638 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,960 Well, I'd better tell Mr Bosworth. 639 00:33:39,961 --> 00:33:43,319 Why don't you let me break it to him first? 640 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,799 I could bloomin' well throttle you. 641 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,759 If you showed one ounce of human kindness, 642 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,159 that dog would still be alive. 643 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:53,799 Come on, what have you got to say for yourself? 644 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,400 MR DANBY GRUNTS, DORIS LAUGHS 645 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,320 Googly! Yes! 646 00:34:00,321 --> 00:34:02,719 See, told you, didn't I? Went the other way entirely. 647 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,279 You've bamboozled Mr James Herriot, 648 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,879 but could you get it by Mr Len Hutton? 649 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,479 Yes, undoubtedly. 650 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,320 Come on, Jimmy lad, nap time. 651 00:34:09,321 --> 00:34:11,839 Whoa, whoa, James, get back to the crease. 652 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,719 I wouldn't mind bowling again. Sorry, can't. 653 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,399 Tris, I said we'd play, and we've played. 654 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,759 For what? Ten minutes? Twenty, actually. 655 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,559 Look... Er, let me guess. 656 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,919 You're about to pull out of tonight, aren't you? 657 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,679 Tactical rest before the weekend? I understand. 658 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,319 I'll call the Otleys and re-arrange. Can't do the weekend. 659 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,000 Oh. Something up? 660 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,000 All this rabble rousing, 661 00:34:32,001 --> 00:34:33,639 time was, I'd be right at your shoulder. 662 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,519 Helen doesn't mind. No, it's me. 663 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,400 I want to enjoy my time with Jimmy. 664 00:34:37,401 --> 00:34:39,239 And I want my mind clear to do my best work. 665 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,199 You just can't keep up with me, can you? 666 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,080 I can still have fun like the old days. 667 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,520 Just not every night. 668 00:34:44,521 --> 00:34:46,439 And better if you give me some warning. 669 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,560 Sorry, old chap. 670 00:34:47,561 --> 00:34:50,399 Oh, perhaps, I took it a little too far. 671 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,799 I just wanted to make the most of being back. 672 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,599 You're all right, though? Of course. 673 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,280 Come here, old chap. 674 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,640 Yeah, speaking of responsibilities, 675 00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:01,399 finished that lecture of yours, have you? 676 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,279 Oh, what? You think I've been distracting you 677 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,199 with cricket to avoid getting it done? 678 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,599 What about your playpen? 679 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,999 Shouldn't you be getting back to that, hm? 680 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,879 One more over? That's the ticket. 681 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,640 Come on, Jimmy lad. 682 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:16,000 Watch your father's forward defence, my boy! 683 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,720 Show us your best googly, then. 684 00:35:20,721 --> 00:35:22,759 Googly! 685 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,959 Yes! 686 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,910 I wasn't ready. And again. 687 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,480 He told me he'd made his decision. 688 00:35:32,921 --> 00:35:36,119 I see. 689 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,480 I should have set him straight this morning. 690 00:35:38,481 --> 00:35:41,239 Damn it, I just wasn't prepared for him leaving so suddenly. 691 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:44,359 It's natural enough. You want them close. 692 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,320 I've got used to him being around. I was... 693 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,880 selfish. 694 00:35:48,881 --> 00:35:51,639 You've helped that boy enormously. 695 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,599 And what better culmination than him winning that prize? 696 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,320 It's not up to me, though. 697 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,800 That boy seems to have his mind all made up. 698 00:35:59,801 --> 00:36:05,159 I reckon there's more behind it than that. 699 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,239 Think how Mr Camody were brought up - 700 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,519 being sent from pillar to post. 701 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,570 Yes. 702 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:19,960 Yes, no, you might be on to something there. 703 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,110 Thank you, Mrs Hall. I'll talk to him again. 704 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,960 TRISTAN AND JAMES BREATHE HEAVILY 705 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:33,750 What? What? 706 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,940 You look busy. 707 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,360 Let me guess - Imperial College. 708 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,670 Your brother told you? Just now. 709 00:37:04,831 --> 00:37:08,919 Not an easy decision, as you can imagine. 710 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,959 Oh, I know exactly how it feels. 711 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,799 I refused the Warners, too. 712 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,280 Oh? 713 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,960 Right, so... 714 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,600 Oh, I see. You're pulling my leg. 715 00:37:21,601 --> 00:37:23,319 Yes. 716 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,320 CARMODY SIGHS 717 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,680 Damned hard to find the right phrasing. 718 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,640 They're honouring me. 719 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:34,040 But my reply sounds like I'm giving them some kind of moral lecture. 720 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,580 Well, good luck. 721 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,740 You know... 722 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:50,910 ..there was a time when I couldn't imagine leaving Skeldale either. 723 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,720 CAR HORN TOOTS 724 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,000 TOOTING CONTINUES 725 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,840 TOOTING CONTINUES 726 00:38:09,631 --> 00:38:15,079 MR BOSWORTH: Right, what's happening? 727 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,079 WOMAN:I'm afraid I might have... 728 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,320 Oh, come on, Audrey. 729 00:38:19,321 --> 00:38:20,879 CONVERSATION CONTINUES IN DISTANCE 730 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,200 Get it over with. SHE EXHALES DEEPLY 731 00:38:23,201 --> 00:38:24,559 Make a note on your pantry door. 732 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,679 OK, I'm so sorry Mr Bosworth. Remember. Remember. 733 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,360 Mr Bosworth? 734 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,480 Can I have a word? 735 00:38:32,481 --> 00:38:39,039 Well, what a bloomin' stupid way for Bingo to go. 736 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,920 I'll need a word with her. 737 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,720 She feels awful about it. 738 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,080 She wants to apologise in person. 739 00:38:47,081 --> 00:38:51,519 Apologise? I don't want to hear it. Will that bring him back? 740 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,719 No, in fact, if you're talking to her, 741 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:57,279 tell her this for me. Tell her... 742 00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,040 FORCEFULLY:Tell her... 743 00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:07,959 NORMALLY:..Bingo brought me so much happiness... 744 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,959 ..I'll not have him bringing misery to her. 745 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,720 And so in conclusion, 746 00:39:13,721 --> 00:39:17,199 artful management of water supply, water conservation, 747 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,959 shade and rest will protect your mules 748 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,959 from dehydration, even in the most scorching of deserts. 749 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,240 JIMMY GIGGLES 750 00:39:24,241 --> 00:39:27,279 Thank you. Thank you very much. 751 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:28,639 What do you think? Too long? 752 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,200 JIMMY FARTS, GIGGLES 753 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:33,759 No, you're right. It's perfect, isn't it? Perfect. 754 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,119 What did you think? Do you have any notes? 755 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,799 No? No notes. 756 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,200 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 757 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,360 HAMISH WHINES 758 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:53,400 You wrote your letter, then? 759 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,120 In time to catch the evening post. 760 00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,000 Took me an age to figure out how to phrase it. 761 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,800 Better for it to be logical. 762 00:40:01,801 --> 00:40:04,239 Struggling to find the logic, were you? 763 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:07,160 No, my answer made complete sense. 764 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,560 I just don't know any more. That's the truth of it. 765 00:40:12,561 --> 00:40:17,599 You know, if you were to go off to London... 766 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,039 ..I hope you know, there's always a place here for you. 767 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:24,400 No, see, if I took the Warners, I'd be leaving practice, 768 00:40:24,401 --> 00:40:25,679 to do research, primarily. 769 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,320 I don't mean as a vet. 770 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,120 Oh. 771 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,680 JIMMY COOS And that should... 772 00:40:42,681 --> 00:40:45,319 ..do it. Aw. 773 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,040 There we go. 774 00:40:48,041 --> 00:40:49,319 Aw! 775 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,920 BELL RINGS, JIMMY BABBLES 776 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,440 Well, hello. Aw! 777 00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,120 CARMODY CLEARS THROAT 778 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,320 HE STAMMERS, SIGHS 779 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,080 I... Well... 780 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,620 I think I have an announcement. 781 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,520 Hamish. 782 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,800 This morning, I found out I was awarded the Warners Prize. 783 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:21,200 Accepting it would mean an imminent departure for London. 784 00:41:21,201 --> 00:41:24,599 Oh. The Warners, eh? 785 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:25,960 After some consideration... 786 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,680 ..I've decided to accept. 787 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,880 That's bloody marvellous, old chap. 788 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,600 Ten days' time, I start. Down in London. 789 00:41:36,601 --> 00:41:38,319 But that's so soon. 790 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,199 It must have been a tough decision, pal, 791 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,799 but I see great things ahead. 792 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,919 Oh, come here. 793 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:46,759 Bloomin' wonderful news. The place won't be the same. 794 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,559 I rather wish I could take you all with me. 795 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,879 That'd be some suitcase. THEY LAUGH 796 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:55,479 Right, this calls for a celebratory drink. 797 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,839 I mean, I'm finally getting my bed back. 798 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,199 James won't be able to make it, of course. 799 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,239 You have to give him at least six months' notice (!) 800 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,239 Ha-ha! Richard? Beers? 801 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:06,720 You go. I'll join you. 802 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,640 I have to do some reading. 803 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:19,880 Mrs Hall, you don't happen to have the phone number for the Danby farm? 804 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,520 JIMMY FUSSES 805 00:42:21,521 --> 00:42:26,519 Thanks for being so understanding about this, Tris. 806 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,199 Helen? 'Ey, I'd love a night off. 807 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,039 You'll be all right with Jimmy, won't you? 808 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,519 I suppose I'll have to be! 809 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,679 Have a good time. TRISTAN LAUGHS 810 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:41,210 Right, Jimmy. Do you like your new playpen? 811 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,560 JAMES LAUGHS, JIMMY GIGGLES 812 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,400 Thank you. 813 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,640 UNCRADLES PHONE 814 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,400 PHONE DIAL WHIRS 815 00:42:53,791 --> 00:42:59,039 Come here. JIMMY FUSSES 816 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,240 Hello, Doris? 817 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,160 It's Mister Carmody. Richard. 818 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,720 That's him, me. 819 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,280 I'm Richard Carmody. I'm a vet... 820 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,000 for animals. 821 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,000 Anyhow... 822 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,200 ..we were all about to go to the Drovers, have a drink. 823 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,560 If you'd join us... 824 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,530 it would be excellent to see you there. 825 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,440 Yes? 826 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,480 Well, in about half an hour, then. 827 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,840 Goodbye. CRADLES PHONE 828 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,920 You're coming to the capital. 829 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:37,760 It'll just be you, me and the big city. 830 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,080 Ready for a new palette of sniffs? Of course you are. 831 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,520 HE INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY 832 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,040 Drovers? 833 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,760 Shall we? 834 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,240 Super. 835 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,640 Oh, and Doris has promised to join us. 836 00:43:56,721 --> 00:44:00,159 New book? 837 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,479 Oh, just something I picked up about Ancient Persia. 838 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,000 It's quite a tome. 839 00:44:06,001 --> 00:44:11,559 Remember when he first arrived? 840 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,039 The boy didn't know a thing. Now look at him. 841 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,800 Doors and everything. 842 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,200 SHE CHUCKLES 843 00:44:19,201 --> 00:44:27,119 Well, this is jolly. All of us celebrating together. 844 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,420 Oh, don't mind me, Siegfried (!) 845 00:44:30,421 --> 00:44:32,279 Don't mind us. 846 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,680 JAMES GASPS, JIMMY SQUEALS 847 00:44:34,730 --> 00:44:39,280 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 62496

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