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(好店)
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【尸控大卖场】
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(好店)
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(美好的一天就在好店)
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(传奇女艺人利晶演唱会)
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(众星云集)
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-小姐 这边请 -哈囉
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-哈囉巴村长 -我儿子卡胖要出家了
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-要一起来哦 -哦
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-哈囉 -想邀请您一起
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哈囉
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我的儿子 卡胖要出家了
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(过期)
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顶级猪里肌
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原价189
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今日大特价
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优惠价59 哇呜
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阿姨
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阿姨！
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(美好的一天就在好店)
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各位 这位是伊特 伊特切先生
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诺恩伊登分店的新经理
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-经理好 -经理好
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已经营业了
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-嗯嗯 -嗯嗯
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货架仍未补充货物
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是
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要卖的产品还没准备好
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是
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员工还没就位
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啊妳还有心情跳舞？
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哎哟
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经理 不是我们爱跳
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是听到利晶的歌
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里面的小宇宙就开始燃烧了
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控制不了的嘛
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员工名册可以拿给我吗？
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你叫什么…？
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"犯花痴"
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佛罗伦斯？义大利的那个城市吗？
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是"犯花痴" 就是单身可追的意思
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嘘！
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可以给我员工名册吗？
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-这里 请 -谢谢
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名册里…
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鲜食部有四位员工
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-嗯嗯 -嗯嗯
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没错没错
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为什么这里只有三个人？
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另外一位跑哪去了？
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安安！
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图侬 妳在这啊
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我等妳好久了
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走开 卡胖 我还有工作要做
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不要
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妳得答应我 我变成和尚后
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妳还是不会改变心意
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不会的
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不跟你在一起的心意绝对不会变
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等等 等等
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图侬
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图侬 等等啊 我们聊聊
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去出家吧
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妳叫什么名字？
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为什么迟到？
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我叫图侬 因为有些事耽搁
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我是妳老板
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妳讲话最好客气点
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那个丑男是谁？
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竟敢这样凶我的图侬
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你是谁？
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这里的员工吗？
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看衣服看不出来？
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这是僧侣服
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最好给我尊重这套僧服
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走开啦 去哪都行
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我们还要工作
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卡胖
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我到处在找你
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你在这干嘛啊？
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在讨论我的出家仪式啦
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原来
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卡胖的受戒订在17号
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欢迎大家来喔
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-巴村长好 -你好
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哦
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这不是新经理吗？
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是
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欢迎欢迎 来 捐款信封传下去
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确保每个人都要拿到一封
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每个员工都要哦
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随喜布施
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布施多少都好
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走吧 卡胖
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外面还有四五个人 去发信封
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他变成和尚后 我就不能打他头了
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妳是因为这种事才迟到？
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上班时间不要处理私事
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上班时间就该上班
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妳是在滥用公司资源
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是
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好了
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希望每件事都顺利
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任务都能顺利…
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达成
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专注！纪律！
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透明！好店！
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耶！
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-好耶 -好耶
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-犯花痴先生 -哎呀
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总部派我来这里
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我并不意外
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你们根本是一群乱源
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我都不知道从何说起了
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货架上的东西没补
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帆布没有铺平
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冷气坏掉 食物都不新鲜
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整个店被你们搞得很没质感
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感觉你们根本没准备好营业
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这样谁会想要来啊？
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请改善！
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我是来评估你们表现的
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是
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就这样
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(垃圾间)
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还那么新鲜
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都丢掉多浪费啊
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对呀
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哭哭
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怎么办？还剩那么多
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给我
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但妳没地方藏了啊
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等等
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妳们以为我不知道吗？
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想骗我？
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呃 我…
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佳佳 我…
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那个…
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这牌子我在电视上看过啦
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ㄉㄨㄞ ㄉㄨㄞ 升级！
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立刻有感
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亲爱的 我懂妳…
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妳有垫对不对？
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妳一直看大家的奶
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我跟新经理说哦
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亲爱的 注意台阶
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小心点
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来吧
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-合作无间 -合作无间
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侬
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侬！
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怎样啦？
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-侬！ -下班了吗？
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有人要去市中心吗？
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可否顺便载我去银行？
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呃…
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我的摩托车坏了
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喂 妳刚才说团队合作耶
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很美吧？
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我是说风景
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啊！
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妳偷"好店"的东西？
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妳偷公司的肉！
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什么肉啊？
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这些是垃圾
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丢掉之后 我就可以捡回家
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随便！
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我想我们得提升检查标准
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并在不同的点增设监视器
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来防止小偷偷走产品
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你能联络技术人员在鲜食区
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和其他地方装监视器吗？
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每个角落都要装 别留下任何死角
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可以高一点吗？
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这高度可以吗？
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再高一点
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嗯 这样可以
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别留下任何死角
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确保警卫轮班时都要守在员工出入口
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检查员工的包包
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别让他们偷任何东西
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过期的肉
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从现在开始都要洒上化学药剂、
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漂白剂
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清洁剂 然后才能处理掉
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而且只能在监视器正前方做
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今天开始实施
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-伊特切经理发布 -我们没戏了
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好臭
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伊特 伊特？
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喂？
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喂？
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嗯
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呃…
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这真的行得通吗 微菈欣妮？
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我觉得我有更好的办法
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这些人…
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一有机会就会想佔便宜
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不用这方法
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根本不可能处理他们
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好
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很痛欸 干嘛抓我？
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鼻子很痛 痛
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我的鼻子 我流血了
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我在流血
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师父 我看到这疯子在庙里面
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他可能偷吃了人们给的祭物
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村民觉得他是魔物
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所以揍了他一顿
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把他留下
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店里不允许我们把过期的肉带回去
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光靠我的薪水…
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只能买到这么多
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我好怕
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(嚼绝烧烤 秤重计价)
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嘿
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想吃多少吃多少
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只要不要偷带回家就好
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大家…
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有一个新经理也很好啦
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因为来了个聪明的人帮助公司？
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-这么说没错吧 -不
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是因为有免费供餐
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免费的谁不爱啊？
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同意的话 干杯
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一群大食怪
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这样如果…
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下个月有人来取代伊特先生的话
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会不会有更多免费的员工餐啊？
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没错
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谁要离开啦？
231
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-呃… -呃…
232
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:22,534
呃…
233
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:24,503
伊特先生 没事
234
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,972
我原本是想跟你说…
235
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,708
你晚上不该一个人待在外面
236
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:32,578
最近依善地区很多魔物出没
237
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:33,879
-嗯嗯 -嗯嗯
238
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这边还有空位吗？
239
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:40,853
呃…
240
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:44,123
好像都满了耶
241
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:46,959
那边那桌还有空位
242
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,461
-请坐那边 -请
243
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:57,536
好好享用
244
00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:00,172
-嗯 你也是 -抱歉 抱歉
245
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,876
差点爆掉欸
246
00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:05,978
你们真不小心
247
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,080
-妳也很大声捏 -洗勒靠
248
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,996
我刚刚是开玩笑的 妳别太在意
249
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,140
拿走别人不要的东西
250
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:36,842
才不算偷
251
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:41,213
把不要的东西全部囤积起来
252
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:43,348
比偷更糟糕
253
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,451
这是公司规定
254
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:47,452
规定谁订的？
255
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,421
有钱人 不是吗？
256
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,825
规则是写来保护有钱人的
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00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,627
不喜欢的话
258
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:57,162
干嘛不离职？
259
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,514
(基本绘画)
260
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:18,016
妳在读什么？
261
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:31,096
妳已经有工作了 干嘛还读书？
262
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:36,335
我想有更高的学历 找更好的工作
263
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:40,372
-谁想读书啊 -欸
264
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:42,708
还不如找个有钱的老公
265
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:44,710
相信我
266
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:47,546
哈囉 帅哥
267
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:51,617
要不要买点玫瑰花给你女朋友？
268
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,252
她不是我女朋友
269
00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:56,388
我看过很多人都像你一样否认
270
00:20:56,421 --> 00:21:00,592
但就像八点档一样 最后都配在一起
271
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:03,495
好好好 给我一朵
272
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,165
两百元拿去 不用找了
273
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,602
然后赶快离开吧
274
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:14,339
来 我多给你几朵
275
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:16,208
这里有两个人
276
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,343
一朵不够
277
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,779
一定要给到四朵的
278
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:22,581
谢谢
279
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:35,594
呃 我都买了
280
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:39,364
就把这当成…
281
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,200
我的道歉礼吧
282
00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:46,872
来
283
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:56,782
呃…
284
00:21:58,350 --> 00:21:59,284
这一朵
285
00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:04,456
是谢谢妳昨天载我一程
286
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:19,504
然后 这朵…
287
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:26,712
当作给妳的支持 读书加油
288
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:47,432
最后一朵呢？
289
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:48,934
-喂 -喂
290
00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:53,038
还不知道啦
291
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:55,374
走开
292
00:23:22,534 --> 00:23:25,537
诺恩伊登的村民们注意
293
00:23:25,837 --> 00:23:27,806
欢迎参加巴村长的儿子…
294
00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:29,307
同巴嘉贺先生(村长)
295
00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:30,876
卡胖的出家典礼
296
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:35,614
一起期待利晶的演唱会吧
297
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:38,016
现场还会有很多艺人来哦
298
00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:39,418
大家到时见囉
299
00:23:40,051 --> 00:23:41,219
阿姨 阿姨
300
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,220
怎么了？
301
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,555
妳看
302
00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:46,391
莎姆卖的泡过马桶清洁剂的肉
303
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,059
竟然有人买！
304
00:23:48,326 --> 00:23:49,394
真假？
305
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:51,163
-真大一块 -真的
306
00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:52,397
很大吧 有看到吗？
307
00:23:52,497 --> 00:23:53,999
来 沾个酱
308
00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:54,800
要试试吗？
309
00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:55,867
这酱也很好吃
310
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:57,636
-真美味 -像这样沾
311
00:23:57,669 --> 00:23:59,905
-嗯 -来 试试看
312
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,375
-真大块 -好吃
313
00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:06,745
怎么了？
314
00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:09,047
喂！
315
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:12,517
喂！
316
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:13,418
欧特
317
00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:15,187
开玩笑的啦
318
00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:17,489
欧特 还好吧？
319
00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:18,790
靠！
320
00:24:19,057 --> 00:24:20,659
去买顶级的肉吧…
321
00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:21,393
-去哪买？… -去哪买？
322
00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:22,427
莎姆冷冻库
323
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:23,161
-哪里买？ -哪里买？
324
00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,096
只在莎姆冷冻库
325
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,431
吓死阿姨了
326
00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:29,301
可能肉洗过就安全了
327
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,703
对呀 我一开始也不相信
328
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:34,873
但莎姆说洗过很多次后 就可以吃
329
00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:37,976
真的有用捏 肉质反而更鲜嫩
330
00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:39,845
会在嘴巴里融化
331
00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:41,046
我们要试试看吗？
332
00:24:42,447 --> 00:24:43,582
-莎姆很聪明 -我们得试试
333
00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:45,851
(往冷冻室)
334
00:24:45,951 --> 00:24:50,088
亲爱的顾客 请确认顶级猪里肌的订单
335
00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:52,390
犯花痴先生
336
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,827
最近有客人抱怨说
337
00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:58,530
我们的肉在过期日之前就过期了
338
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,800
是不是冷冻室出了什么问题？
339
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,871
应该没什么问题啊
340
00:25:05,937 --> 00:25:09,975
有员工负责确保冷冻室的温度
341
00:25:10,642 --> 00:25:11,676
请继续往前走吧
342
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,913
让我看一下里面
343
00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:20,485
你上线啦 阿姆 嗨 呃 那个…
344
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,454
伊特先生
345
00:25:23,755 --> 00:25:24,756
该死！
346
00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:27,893
偷东西已经够糟了
347
00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:31,263
妳还敢把公司的商品卖给顾客？
348
00:25:32,797 --> 00:25:34,132
抱歉 伊特先生
349
00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:37,269
我真的不知道我怎么会这样做
350
00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:39,237
蛤？
351
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,881
这些妳全都要卖？
352
00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:52,851
不是全部啦 伊特先生
353
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,754
这是我第一次开直播卖这些肉
354
00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:57,622
那货怎么都不见了
355
00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:01,226
我真的不知道
356
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:04,029
我真的没拿
357
00:26:04,362 --> 00:26:05,497
我敢发誓
358
00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:08,199
我以我家人的性命发誓
359
00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:10,702
婊子！
360
00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:14,005
图侬呢？
361
00:26:15,473 --> 00:26:16,508
不知道
362
00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:26,384
我不确定
363
00:26:27,052 --> 00:26:30,422
图侬通常会去寺庙
364
00:26:30,889 --> 00:26:32,290
那间寺庙叫"诺恩伊登"
365
00:26:36,294 --> 00:26:37,495
大家照过来！
366
00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,497
卡胖的出家典礼
367
00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:43,134
和利晶的演唱会即将开始
368
00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:44,769
一起来同乐吧
369
00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:53,678
店里不允许我们把过期的肉带回去
370
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:55,447
光靠我的薪水…
371
00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:57,115
只能买到这么多
372
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:01,953
妳已经有工作了 干嘛还读书？
373
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:05,390
我想有更高的学历 找更好的工作
374
00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:29,280
留一点给我
375
00:27:37,622 --> 00:27:38,590
生肉！
376
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:41,559
这不能吃啊
377
00:27:47,432 --> 00:27:48,867
这怎么吃啊？
378
00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:53,304
嘿
379
00:27:58,910 --> 00:28:00,178
妳发烧了
380
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:13,558
肉都跑哪去了？
381
00:28:19,097 --> 00:28:20,865
肉…生肉
382
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,139
怎么了？
383
00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:43,688
妳知道污染过的肉很危险吗？
384
00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:45,557
他们出事的话
385
00:28:46,424 --> 00:28:47,625
谁来负责？
386
00:29:18,156 --> 00:29:19,424
妳把肉拿到哪里去了？
387
00:29:21,226 --> 00:29:22,393
妳卖掉了对吧？
388
00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:35,507
他们在互咬！
389
00:30:07,772 --> 00:30:10,375
别追！吓死我了
390
00:30:21,886 --> 00:30:22,987
那是什么东西？
391
00:30:44,242 --> 00:30:45,076
康！
392
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:48,546
康！
393
00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:52,350
发生什么事了？
394
00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:55,186
快带他去医院
395
00:30:55,453 --> 00:30:56,254
快
396
00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:42,226
妈
397
00:32:50,201 --> 00:32:52,203
妈 是我啊 我是侬
398
00:32:53,938 --> 00:32:56,507
妳不认得我了吗？妈？
399
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,325
妈
400
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,252
带图侬离开这里
401
00:33:42,286 --> 00:33:43,121
快！
402
00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:47,058
爸
403
00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,326
爸
404
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:49,827
爸
405
00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:51,262
爸
406
00:33:51,496 --> 00:33:52,463
爸
407
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:53,698
快
408
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,367
爸
409
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:03,741
爸
410
00:34:03,841 --> 00:34:05,043
爸
411
00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:09,580
图侬 快走！
412
00:34:10,014 --> 00:34:10,848
走！
413
00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:15,720
来
414
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:20,992
发生什么事了？
415
00:34:23,961 --> 00:34:25,129
妳一直在餵丧尸？
416
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,574
他们已经不是妳的父母了 懂吗？
417
00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:13,044
妳看！
418
00:35:38,703 --> 00:35:42,740
住在诺恩伊登
419
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:47,845
和附近街区的各位
420
00:35:47,945 --> 00:35:51,349
今天我 巴村长
421
00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:56,320
要来庆祝我儿子卡胖的出家典礼
422
00:35:56,387 --> 00:35:58,256
我好高兴
423
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:03,461
我们要庆祝到明早
424
00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:07,698
喂 妳要去哪啊？
425
00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:11,102
我们得叫村民赶快跑
426
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,038
妳疯了吗？一堆丧尸在外面欸
427
00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:16,073
这等于是去送死
428
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:21,345
但那些人…
429
00:36:21,946 --> 00:36:24,081
就像我的哥哥姐姐 是我的家人
430
00:36:27,418 --> 00:36:29,320
我不能见死不救
431
00:36:42,266 --> 00:36:44,101
(寺庙区 瓦特诺恩伊登 11月17日)
432
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,304
真热
433
00:36:46,971 --> 00:36:47,705
怎么了？
434
00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:50,174
你就不能小心一点吗？
435
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,842
-抱歉 -真大意
436
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:54,078
村长有没有先付首款了
437
00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:55,880
没耶 你呢？
438
00:36:55,913 --> 00:36:56,747
也没有
439
00:36:57,181 --> 00:36:58,683
我们不会做白工吧？
440
00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:00,551
白工？铁定是这样了
441
00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:21,872
大家快跑
442
00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:23,708
有丧尸
443
00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:25,576
他们说什么？
444
00:37:26,143 --> 00:37:27,745
他们要喝薑汁
445
00:37:28,946 --> 00:37:31,082
丧尸 不是薑汁！
446
00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:23,768
他们想给我们惊喜 对吧？
447
00:38:23,834 --> 00:38:24,802
真假？
448
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,872
比扭腰谁赢得了我
449
00:38:38,282 --> 00:38:40,217
够了 够了！
450
00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:44,989
你们他妈在弹什么东西啊？
451
00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:46,757
没有灵魂！
452
00:38:47,124 --> 00:38:47,958
拿来
453
00:39:17,321 --> 00:39:18,122
是歌声！
454
00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:19,457
什么？
455
00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:22,793
鲁特琴吗？
456
00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:29,934
好ㄎㄧㄤ哦 我也想玩
457
00:39:44,281 --> 00:39:44,949
痛！
458
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:46,951
卡胖
459
00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:04,502
怎么不唱大悲咒？
460
00:40:04,535 --> 00:40:06,070
弹什么流行音乐
461
00:40:07,171 --> 00:40:08,706
打我头之前拿下戒指啦
462
00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:13,677
别光看 快点动啊
463
00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:16,247
别催啦
464
00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:17,415
干嘛这么急？
465
00:40:18,115 --> 00:40:19,950
-我帅吗？ -帅啦
466
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:21,952
-哦 -怎么了？
467
00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:22,953
那是什么？
468
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:25,122
发生什么事了？
469
00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:28,259
哦 你粉丝真多啊
470
00:40:30,494 --> 00:40:31,662
再弹一次那首歌
471
00:40:32,963 --> 00:40:35,266
要等等才能再点歌哦
472
00:40:35,399 --> 00:40:37,601
不过有捐钱的话就可以先点
473
00:40:39,503 --> 00:40:40,538
你得快点弹那首歌
474
00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:42,573
不然每个人都会被咬
475
00:40:42,873 --> 00:40:43,674
被谁咬 咬什么？
476
00:40:44,341 --> 00:40:46,076
噢 你们要听放狗咬人那首是不是？
477
00:40:47,678 --> 00:40:49,079
这首歌这边没有弹哦
478
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,448
伊克嘉才有唱那首
479
00:41:07,498 --> 00:41:08,599
怎么了？
480
00:41:09,433 --> 00:41:10,434
我忘了那个
481
00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:11,635
-什么？ -麦克风
482
00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:12,303
噢
483
00:41:12,837 --> 00:41:14,238
你又放去哪了啊？
484
00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:16,707
你真健忘
485
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:18,642
找到了
486
00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:20,144
卡胖
487
00:41:20,444 --> 00:41:21,445
你得取消这场出家典礼
488
00:41:21,512 --> 00:41:23,848
-取消演唱会叫大家赶快回家 -取消？
489
00:41:23,881 --> 00:41:25,683
-这样不对 -亲爱的 冷静一点
490
00:41:25,716 --> 00:41:27,218
我当和尚不会太久
491
00:41:27,251 --> 00:41:29,487
还俗后会马上娶妳
492
00:41:30,921 --> 00:41:32,122
-准备好了吗？ -嗯
493
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:33,991
准备好我就来囉
494
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,560
-开门 -好
495
00:41:37,027 --> 00:41:38,362
大家好…
496
00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:52,476
(利晶) (利晶女神)
497
00:41:52,476 --> 00:41:55,379
巴村长真的付得起钱给利晶吗？
498
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:57,114
等超久的了
499
00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:58,449
谁在乎啊？
500
00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:01,085
我要大跳特跳
501
00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:03,320
-嗯 -帅啦
502
00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:08,092
拜讬大家快点回家
503
00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:10,261
-出家典礼取消了 -喂 你在搞啊
504
00:42:10,628 --> 00:42:11,762
疯了是不是？
505
00:42:25,175 --> 00:42:27,511
有丧尸 丧尸 快跑！
506
00:42:29,079 --> 00:42:30,681
快逃！
507
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:42,993
-大家快逃！ -快逃啊
508
00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:44,228
-快点 -快逃
509
00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:45,529
大家快逃
510
00:42:45,763 --> 00:42:47,498
快 快回家
511
00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:49,767
快点！
512
00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:51,435
快回家！
513
00:43:25,169 --> 00:43:26,403
快回家！
514
00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:29,039
-快逃啊 -赶快 快跑！
515
00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:30,641
快点！
516
00:43:40,517 --> 00:43:42,886
-动起来啊 -快走！
517
00:43:43,587 --> 00:43:44,154
快！
518
00:43:44,221 --> 00:43:45,489
快
519
00:43:57,968 --> 00:43:58,869
我好怕
520
00:44:09,213 --> 00:44:09,947
鸡肉
521
00:44:10,214 --> 00:44:10,914
鸡肉
522
00:44:11,448 --> 00:44:12,916
好耶 我饿了
523
00:44:26,463 --> 00:44:27,765
别吵啦
524
00:44:34,872 --> 00:44:36,640
咿哈
525
00:44:40,244 --> 00:44:41,211
我们到了
526
00:44:41,245 --> 00:44:43,080
-等等我 -快啊 儿子
527
00:44:43,614 --> 00:44:44,782
等等我
528
00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,551
嘿 醒醒 我们快走！
529
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,120
-吼 -快一点
530
00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:52,756
-去你的 -叫你快点开车！
531
00:44:52,790 --> 00:44:56,460
就说过没载满人我不开的
532
00:44:56,493 --> 00:44:57,494
不用一定要载满啊
533
00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,029
-丧尸… -有丧尸
534
00:44:59,096 --> 00:44:59,930
快跑！
535
00:44:59,963 --> 00:45:01,131
-有丧尸 -快逃
536
00:45:01,165 --> 00:45:03,133
-丧尸… -丧尸
537
00:45:05,636 --> 00:45:07,004
酷毙了
538
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:09,139
今天一定很好玩
539
00:45:10,307 --> 00:45:11,408
丧尸要来了
540
00:45:12,142 --> 00:45:13,544
你在找你爸吗？
541
00:45:13,777 --> 00:45:14,678
我爸在这里
542
00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:16,013
冷静
543
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,614
让他受出家礼
544
00:45:17,681 --> 00:45:20,117
-殭你妈的头 -丧尸来了！
545
00:45:20,184 --> 00:45:21,118
殭你的大头鬼
546
00:45:21,351 --> 00:45:22,119
他们来了
547
00:45:24,321 --> 00:45:25,556
-他们来了 -快点
548
00:45:25,589 --> 00:45:26,757
-他们来了 -快！
549
00:45:29,326 --> 00:45:30,094
快跑！
550
00:45:31,628 --> 00:45:32,362
快
551
00:45:34,098 --> 00:45:34,865
快逃！
552
00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:36,366
上车上车
553
00:45:40,671 --> 00:45:41,405
靠！
554
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:43,741
快啊 爸爸
555
00:45:51,348 --> 00:45:52,750
那杀不死他啦
556
00:46:02,326 --> 00:46:03,160
钥匙在哪？
557
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:04,428
-快啊 爸爸 -钥匙…
558
00:46:07,631 --> 00:46:09,666
这台车的驾驶一定看太多电影了
559
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:10,734
竟然把钥匙藏在这里
560
00:46:10,801 --> 00:46:13,137
-爸爸 快！ -我正在找插孔
561
00:46:13,170 --> 00:46:14,471
-有了！ -快一点
562
00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:15,906
等等
563
00:46:17,508 --> 00:46:18,642
爸 他要咬到我了
564
00:46:19,176 --> 00:46:20,177
再等我一下
565
00:46:21,011 --> 00:46:23,013
不要！
566
00:46:28,051 --> 00:46:28,852
快点！
567
00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:30,320
有了！
568
00:46:32,756 --> 00:46:33,891
走！
569
00:46:39,663 --> 00:46:42,533
车这样够满了吗？满意了吗？
570
00:46:55,078 --> 00:46:55,879
小女孩
571
00:46:56,346 --> 00:46:57,781
小女孩 快跑啊！
572
00:47:00,584 --> 00:47:01,351
快走
573
00:47:03,921 --> 00:47:08,559
M39班机已经抵达乌隆他尼国际机场
574
00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:09,259
谢谢
575
00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:19,503
喂？
576
00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:21,672
请问是冷气维修工 嘉曼吗？
577
00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:23,640
冷气坏掉了
578
00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:26,476
你今晚能过来吗？
579
00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:28,212
今晚是不是？
580
00:47:30,047 --> 00:47:31,882
你们不是快关店了吗？
581
00:47:32,182 --> 00:47:34,084
走后门来可以吧？
582
00:47:34,551 --> 00:47:35,586
你有试过吗？
583
00:47:37,721 --> 00:47:38,822
蛮常的
584
00:47:39,423 --> 00:47:40,390
哇呜
585
00:47:40,891 --> 00:47:42,059
蛮常的？
586
00:47:42,459 --> 00:47:43,760
好欸
587
00:47:44,261 --> 00:47:46,029
那你很了嘛
588
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,365
等等哦
589
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,836
我的健身时间到了
590
00:47:53,136 --> 00:47:54,905
快点来吧 等你喔
591
00:47:55,572 --> 00:47:56,540
好
592
00:48:06,783 --> 00:48:10,087
犯花痴要发威了
593
00:48:15,058 --> 00:48:16,493
-喂！ -喂！喂！
594
00:48:17,294 --> 00:48:18,195
喂！
595
00:48:18,929 --> 00:48:19,830
-喂！ -喂！
596
00:48:21,331 --> 00:48:22,299
爸 停车
597
00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:23,934
快进来
598
00:48:23,967 --> 00:48:25,168
快点快点
599
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:30,540
-快快快 -开车
600
00:48:36,546 --> 00:48:38,348
别太担心啦 莎姆
601
00:48:39,616 --> 00:48:42,653
对啊 我们再一起跟伊特先生说 (利晶)
602
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,155
他不会残忍到要开除妳的 对吧？
603
00:48:45,222 --> 00:48:45,956
没错
604
00:48:47,224 --> 00:48:48,392
我不是担心那个
605
00:48:48,659 --> 00:48:50,360
我是怕他太晚回来
606
00:48:50,427 --> 00:48:51,762
我会错过演唱会
607
00:48:52,496 --> 00:48:53,897
目前已经唱几首歌了？
608
00:48:57,167 --> 00:48:59,069
阿姨 妳之后再跟上来 好吗？
609
00:48:59,136 --> 00:48:59,803
嗯
610
00:49:01,905 --> 00:49:02,806
太聪明了
611
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,541
莎姆真聪明
612
00:49:04,574 --> 00:49:06,043
还有一段路要走呢
613
00:49:06,243 --> 00:49:07,044
光明的路？
614
00:49:07,077 --> 00:49:08,111
毁灭的路
615
00:49:11,515 --> 00:49:12,950
-爸 快一点 -他们追来了
616
00:49:13,016 --> 00:49:14,084
爸 快！
617
00:49:34,204 --> 00:49:35,639
我来教教你们
618
00:49:36,073 --> 00:49:37,674
"玩命关头"怎么演的
619
00:50:13,744 --> 00:50:14,911
哭啊！
620
00:50:18,882 --> 00:50:20,117
再来啊！
621
00:50:20,584 --> 00:50:22,119
你们这些丧尸想吃我还早得很
622
00:50:54,684 --> 00:50:55,719
不要不要！
623
00:50:55,752 --> 00:50:56,887
不 别咬我
624
00:51:09,299 --> 00:51:10,300
卡胖
625
00:51:10,634 --> 00:51:11,868
小心点 儿子
626
00:51:14,638 --> 00:51:16,406
小心 小心！
627
00:51:37,461 --> 00:51:38,128
靠
628
00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:56,513
电他
629
00:51:57,214 --> 00:51:58,248
电他
630
00:52:33,350 --> 00:52:34,751
谁这时候打来啊？
631
00:52:49,866 --> 00:52:50,700
喂？
632
00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:52,335
哈囉 巴村长
633
00:52:52,369 --> 00:52:55,705
我们到了 要去哪里收押金呢？
634
00:52:56,706 --> 00:52:58,208
不用来了
635
00:52:59,576 --> 00:53:01,111
演唱会直接取消
636
00:53:05,382 --> 00:53:06,116
喂
637
00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:07,450
后面的几位
638
00:53:08,118 --> 00:53:09,653
接下来要去哪？
639
00:53:09,953 --> 00:53:13,256
要去哪？
640
00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:18,962
-好店！ -好店！
641
00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:23,833
嗯 走吧
642
00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:32,509
(利晶演唱会)
643
00:53:32,509 --> 00:53:33,877
(好店)
644
00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:36,613
莎姆 妳确定不等伊特先生吗？
645
00:53:37,914 --> 00:53:39,516
等的话就要错过开场曲了
646
00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:41,751
妳真敢
647
00:53:43,453 --> 00:53:44,120
阿姨
648
00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:46,489
我们下班了啦 妳忘记收麦克风了
649
00:53:46,790 --> 00:53:47,724
我没忘
650
00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:50,794
我是想跟利晶合唱
651
00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:58,134
喂 妳们
652
00:53:58,435 --> 00:53:59,302
妳们三位
653
00:54:00,503 --> 00:54:01,471
哇
654
00:54:01,871 --> 00:54:03,139
穿成这样
655
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,475
看起来也是要去演唱会哦
656
00:54:05,508 --> 00:54:06,243
嗯
657
00:54:06,543 --> 00:54:08,945
利晶？利晶哪位啊？
658
00:54:12,282 --> 00:54:14,084
他们真顽强
659
00:54:14,117 --> 00:54:15,352
我们该怎么办？
660
00:54:19,623 --> 00:54:20,557
借过
661
00:54:22,225 --> 00:54:23,960
村长 你的手机给我
662
00:54:24,628 --> 00:54:25,428
要干嘛？
663
00:54:26,663 --> 00:54:28,465
村长的铃声是什么？
664
00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:30,967
我找找看
665
00:54:40,043 --> 00:54:41,611
可以让他们靠近我们一点吗？
666
00:54:41,678 --> 00:54:43,847
你起肖是不是？这样我们会死欸
667
00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:46,516
你不照做我们才会死 快照他说的做
668
00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:11,207
好好去跳舞吧
669
00:55:28,258 --> 00:55:30,994
我叫微娃微菈欣妮
670
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:33,697
好店总部派来的区经理
671
00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:35,598
-区经理？ -那是什么？
672
00:55:35,665 --> 00:55:36,666
类似传话人的概念？
673
00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:37,600
女邮差之类的？
674
00:55:37,634 --> 00:55:38,635
噢 她想进去是吧？
675
00:55:39,636 --> 00:55:40,637
抱歉 女士
676
00:55:41,204 --> 00:55:42,038
这间店…
677
00:55:42,472 --> 00:55:44,374
不准狗进入
678
00:55:44,407 --> 00:55:45,241
狗？
679
00:55:46,209 --> 00:55:46,843
什么狗？
680
00:55:46,876 --> 00:55:48,378
那边那只啊
681
00:55:50,313 --> 00:55:51,848
阿姨 那是包啦
682
00:55:51,948 --> 00:55:54,584
哭啊 毛茸茸的 我以为是贵宾
683
00:55:55,585 --> 00:55:56,453
-哈哈 贵宾 -贵宾
684
00:55:57,420 --> 00:55:58,755
-贵宾哩 -毛茸茸的
685
00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:01,124
妳们认识…
686
00:56:01,591 --> 00:56:03,793
分店经理伊特吗？
687
00:56:04,127 --> 00:56:05,762
你们知道他人在哪吗？
688
00:56:06,663 --> 00:56:08,998
-噢 来了 -来了
689
00:56:10,266 --> 00:56:12,135
-我们的接驳车来了 -接驳车到了
690
00:56:13,002 --> 00:56:14,471
好快哦 吓到捏
691
00:56:15,138 --> 00:56:15,972
伊特
692
00:56:16,573 --> 00:56:18,708
微菈欣妮 妳怎么会来？
693
00:56:19,576 --> 00:56:21,444
我在呵叻开会
694
00:56:21,511 --> 00:56:22,779
然后刚好要去曼谷
695
00:56:22,846 --> 00:56:25,515
就顺道过来找你了
696
00:56:25,548 --> 00:56:27,851
呵叻 怎么想都不顺啊
697
00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:28,985
不顺路吧
698
00:56:29,152 --> 00:56:30,220
她是专程为你来的
699
00:56:31,788 --> 00:56:33,289
你们怎么了啊？
700
00:56:33,490 --> 00:56:35,425
跟狗打架还是怎样？
701
00:56:35,592 --> 00:56:36,893
大家先到里面去吧
702
00:56:37,293 --> 00:56:38,661
-立刻 -怎样啦？
703
00:56:38,695 --> 00:56:40,096
然后把出入口都关闭
704
00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:41,164
快快快
705
00:56:41,431 --> 00:56:42,599
-快啊 -快
706
00:56:43,166 --> 00:56:44,601
儿子 快！
707
00:56:44,768 --> 00:56:45,568
-快啊 -发生什么事了？
708
00:56:45,635 --> 00:56:46,636
但我想去演唱会
709
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:56,579
咿哈
710
00:56:56,613 --> 00:56:58,281
快跑！
711
00:56:59,048 --> 00:56:59,883
我好怕
712
00:57:01,451 --> 00:57:03,086
12月28日 所有戏院…
713
00:57:16,466 --> 00:57:17,200
爸
714
00:57:18,935 --> 00:57:19,736
发生什么事了？
715
00:57:21,471 --> 00:57:22,305
怎么一回事？
716
00:57:22,472 --> 00:57:23,406
快告诉我们
717
00:57:26,342 --> 00:57:27,076
图侬
718
00:57:27,710 --> 00:57:29,179
妳到底干嘛餵丧尸？
719
00:57:29,379 --> 00:57:30,113
伊特
720
00:57:30,413 --> 00:57:31,948
你是说菲比精灵之类的东西吗？
721
00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:34,050
都什么年代了啊？
722
00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:36,753
还有人会养那个吗？
723
00:57:36,986 --> 00:57:38,488
好老套
724
00:57:38,788 --> 00:57:39,722
屁啦
725
00:57:40,056 --> 00:57:42,058
我到现在都还有在养婴灵欸
726
00:57:42,959 --> 00:57:44,360
是真的丧尸啦
727
00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:46,963
街区的人都被丧尸咬了
728
00:57:48,865 --> 00:57:49,632
图侬
729
00:57:49,966 --> 00:57:51,601
妳真的有餵丧尸？
730
00:57:52,335 --> 00:57:53,203
不是
731
00:57:53,703 --> 00:57:55,638
不是那样的 那些魔物没伤害过任何人
732
00:57:55,672 --> 00:57:56,706
-魔物！ -魔物！
733
00:57:58,875 --> 00:57:59,709
魔物？
734
00:58:00,844 --> 00:58:02,245
-滚出去 -滚出去
735
00:58:02,679 --> 00:58:07,283
滚出去！滚出去
736
00:58:07,350 --> 00:58:08,551
-离开这村子 -滚
737
00:58:08,585 --> 00:58:10,119
-别跟我们住在一起 -滚！
738
00:58:10,153 --> 00:58:11,621
-恶心的魔物 出去 -滚出去
739
00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:12,489
滚！
740
00:58:12,555 --> 00:58:13,156
滚！
741
00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:13,923
滚！
742
00:58:20,296 --> 00:58:21,598
(欢迎莅临版南诺恩伊登)
743
00:58:45,288 --> 00:58:48,925
爸爸 他们干嘛叫妈妈魔物啊？
744
00:58:49,058 --> 00:58:50,827
她真的是鬼吗？
745
00:58:54,163 --> 00:58:56,466
我想他们说的魔物
746
00:58:57,667 --> 00:59:00,870
是有健康状况的人
747
00:59:02,138 --> 00:59:04,674
是有异常行为的病人
748
00:59:05,642 --> 00:59:06,843
喜欢吃生食
749
00:59:08,711 --> 00:59:09,846
会害怕光
750
00:59:13,116 --> 00:59:14,717
靠！这是我的鸡肉
751
00:59:15,451 --> 00:59:17,654
他们有异常行为时
752
00:59:17,954 --> 00:59:20,590
人们就会害怕 并且厌恶他们
753
00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:23,293
最后他们就叫这些病患"魔物"
754
00:59:26,162 --> 00:59:28,197
(十年后)
755
00:59:31,534 --> 00:59:35,738
爸怕这些病患会被伤害或霸凌
756
00:59:36,205 --> 00:59:37,807
所以就收留他们
757
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:41,177
我自己和一些殡葬业者也有帮忙
758
00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:42,679
我们把他们藏在一个荒废的庙里
759
00:59:47,383 --> 00:59:49,118
藏了超过十年
760
00:59:49,619 --> 00:59:53,156
爸爸竭尽所能想找出救他们的方法
761
00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:56,793
但就连现代医学都无能为力
762
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,863
我不知道他们怎么从魔物变成丧尸的
763
01:00:02,165 --> 01:00:06,569
妳是在说妳妈是魔物
764
01:00:06,669 --> 01:00:08,071
然后那个和尚是妳爸？
765
01:00:08,137 --> 01:00:10,173
然后你们一起餵养魔物？
766
01:00:10,206 --> 01:00:13,242
像是一个魔物基金会之类的？
767
01:00:13,409 --> 01:00:14,344
很会欸！
768
01:00:14,577 --> 01:00:17,080
故事真精彩
769
01:00:19,015 --> 01:00:20,049
别！
770
01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:26,389
柯梯
771
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:29,325
柯梯
772
01:00:32,195 --> 01:00:32,962
柯梯
773
01:00:34,797 --> 01:00:35,531
不 别开门
774
01:00:35,932 --> 01:00:36,599
别！
775
01:00:38,267 --> 01:00:39,235
别让他进来
776
01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:40,903
万一他被咬了怎么办？
777
01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:42,372
我们就死定了
778
01:00:42,405 --> 01:00:44,073
我觉得巴村长说得有道理
779
01:00:48,211 --> 01:00:50,713
真英雄在此 图侬
780
01:00:51,514 --> 01:00:52,281
柯梯
781
01:00:55,418 --> 01:00:57,987
又是你 蠢儿
782
01:01:00,089 --> 01:01:01,791
爸爸！
783
01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:03,459
像佛陀教我们的
784
01:01:03,593 --> 01:01:06,329
慈悲 怜悯 大爱啊
785
01:01:06,629 --> 01:01:09,666
对人有慈悲心会让世界变得更好
786
01:01:14,904 --> 01:01:15,638
什么啦？
787
01:01:17,073 --> 01:01:18,307
好恐怖！
788
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:20,176
柯梯
789
01:01:21,778 --> 01:01:22,445
伊特
790
01:01:23,046 --> 01:01:24,881
肉…魔物
791
01:01:25,248 --> 01:01:26,749
肉…魔物
792
01:01:27,383 --> 01:01:28,117
魔物
793
01:01:28,251 --> 01:01:29,352
他们是魔物丧尸
794
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,088
他又在说魔物了
795
01:01:32,321 --> 01:01:33,489
到底是怎样？
796
01:01:33,790 --> 01:01:34,590
丧尸…
797
01:01:34,891 --> 01:01:35,591
魔物…
798
01:01:35,758 --> 01:01:36,426
肉…
799
01:01:36,826 --> 01:01:39,195
他们是因为吃了我给的肉
800
01:01:39,262 --> 01:01:40,463
才变成丧尸的对不对？
801
01:01:40,496 --> 01:01:41,831
那些妳偷的肉？
802
01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:43,800
那些泡过化学药物的肉？
803
01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:45,868
偷？喂！
804
01:01:46,469 --> 01:01:47,637
那是重罪欸
805
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:50,840
被丢掉的肉 怎么算是偷？
806
01:01:50,873 --> 01:01:51,474
对啊
807
01:01:52,075 --> 01:01:54,444
妳用那些被污染的肉餵他们吗？
808
01:01:57,847 --> 01:01:58,948
不是那样的 侬
809
01:01:59,215 --> 01:02:01,517
我的顾客吃了一堆 都好好没事啊
810
01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:02,752
妳要看评论吗？
811
01:02:03,686 --> 01:02:05,588
一般人吃了可能没事
812
01:02:05,955 --> 01:02:08,491
但那些有魔物症状的人吃了会变丧尸
813
01:02:09,325 --> 01:02:11,794
他们来了！来了！
814
01:02:13,296 --> 01:02:15,331
真的是我创造了丧尸吗？
815
01:02:27,243 --> 01:02:29,779
我觉得事情越来越失控了
816
01:02:30,046 --> 01:02:32,749
我累了 需要泡个热水澡
817
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:34,517
大老板
818
01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:37,453
妳可能再也没机会泡热水澡了
819
01:02:37,487 --> 01:02:38,921
为什么？
820
01:02:53,703 --> 01:02:55,571
这不是电影里才有的情节吗？
821
01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:59,142
大家准备好了
822
01:02:59,842 --> 01:03:01,043
第二波要来了
823
01:03:02,578 --> 01:03:03,780
儿子 快走！
824
01:03:04,514 --> 01:03:06,048
伊特 伊特！
825
01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:23,866
阿弥陀佛 丧尸退散
826
01:03:24,033 --> 01:03:25,134
远离一切苦难…
827
01:03:27,036 --> 01:03:29,739
丧尸们 本是同根生 相煎何太急啊
828
01:03:32,542 --> 01:03:33,342
来吧
829
01:03:35,111 --> 01:03:36,512
你不打我吗？
830
01:03:43,252 --> 01:03:44,120
怎么了 爸？
831
01:03:44,887 --> 01:03:45,655
有头皮屑
832
01:03:46,455 --> 01:03:47,089
81...
833
01:03:48,391 --> 01:03:50,326
3982...
834
01:04:14,817 --> 01:04:16,052
4000...
835
01:04:21,324 --> 01:04:22,225
喂？
836
01:04:22,625 --> 01:04:24,794
先生 我到了
837
01:04:24,994 --> 01:04:25,962
你到囉？
838
01:04:26,462 --> 01:04:27,964
跟之前一样走后门哦
839
01:04:27,997 --> 01:04:28,965
后门见
840
01:04:29,098 --> 01:04:30,366
嗯 好
841
01:04:36,739 --> 01:04:38,074
健身什么的不急啦
842
01:04:38,507 --> 01:04:39,542
他来惹！
843
01:04:48,851 --> 01:04:50,086
他们怎么都不见了？
844
01:04:51,654 --> 01:04:52,822
他们跑哪去了？
845
01:04:54,824 --> 01:04:57,994
水电工嘉曼来了
846
01:04:59,428 --> 01:05:00,196
亲爱的
847
01:05:00,696 --> 01:05:01,464
喂
848
01:05:02,198 --> 01:05:03,266
你的摩托车坏了吗？
849
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,301
你还好吗？
850
01:05:05,334 --> 01:05:07,503
我可以照顾你喔
851
01:05:12,575 --> 01:05:13,776
三小啦
852
01:05:22,285 --> 01:05:22,985
欸
853
01:05:25,154 --> 01:05:27,657
我们刚刚不是有关后门吗？
854
01:05:39,235 --> 01:05:39,969
怎么了？
855
01:05:51,514 --> 01:05:52,214
(售)
856
01:05:54,216 --> 01:05:55,751
图侬 该怎么办？
857
01:05:57,119 --> 01:05:58,387
用米粒！
858
01:06:03,926 --> 01:06:05,594
妳真天才 图侬
859
01:06:07,997 --> 01:06:09,332
你不能离开我哦 伊特
860
01:06:10,433 --> 01:06:11,167
好
861
01:06:13,235 --> 01:06:14,036
这里很安全
862
01:06:14,637 --> 01:06:15,338
是吗？
863
01:06:21,844 --> 01:06:22,578
他是人！
864
01:06:22,611 --> 01:06:23,279
真美！
865
01:06:24,547 --> 01:06:25,581
我知道啊
866
01:06:25,614 --> 01:06:27,583
但那是人家的包包欸 伊特
867
01:06:28,184 --> 01:06:29,752
那包超过20万
868
01:06:30,152 --> 01:06:31,153
-真香！ -还给我
869
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:32,888
伊特 帮帮人家
870
01:06:32,955 --> 01:06:34,657
我的宝贝包包
871
01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:36,792
丧尸
872
01:06:36,892 --> 01:06:38,661
丧尸！丧尸！
873
01:06:39,195 --> 01:06:40,363
我的包包！
874
01:06:40,463 --> 01:06:41,497
-我的包！ -丧尸！
875
01:06:46,802 --> 01:06:47,703
我来！
876
01:06:52,408 --> 01:06:54,877
急急如律令 鬼魂退散
877
01:07:01,083 --> 01:07:03,652
他们不是鬼！你也还不是和尚
878
01:07:14,964 --> 01:07:15,598
走开
879
01:07:21,804 --> 01:07:23,506
怎么砍不动他？
880
01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:27,710
防小人经文！
881
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,162
臭丧尸 想对我的姊妹们做什么？
882
01:08:09,285 --> 01:08:10,619
妳们还好吗？
883
01:08:11,053 --> 01:08:12,588
Man爆！
884
01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:13,923
当我老公
885
01:08:14,123 --> 01:08:15,224
不可能
886
01:08:15,257 --> 01:08:16,992
我得走了
887
01:08:19,128 --> 01:08:20,162
-喂 -这个我要
888
01:08:20,196 --> 01:08:21,530
别闹了
889
01:08:22,298 --> 01:08:24,433
把我的北鼻还给我
890
01:08:24,867 --> 01:08:26,035
-拿来 -不！
891
01:08:26,068 --> 01:08:26,836
还给我
892
01:08:26,869 --> 01:08:27,670
-不行 -我要！
893
01:08:27,703 --> 01:08:29,505
-不行 -我要！
894
01:08:31,373 --> 01:08:32,675
北鼻
895
01:08:33,142 --> 01:08:35,544
我的北鼻安全了
896
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:40,182
灾系啊
897
01:08:40,916 --> 01:08:41,750
他们来了
898
01:08:54,997 --> 01:08:56,365
到处都是丧尸
899
01:08:57,433 --> 01:08:59,001
要死了！
900
01:09:00,503 --> 01:09:01,570
你要煎蛋是不是？
901
01:09:05,241 --> 01:09:07,009
恶！
902
01:09:09,044 --> 01:09:10,246
他真的疯了…
903
01:09:19,455 --> 01:09:20,823
哇呜…
904
01:09:22,124 --> 01:09:23,492
好古溜
905
01:09:40,242 --> 01:09:42,111
伊特先生 你还好吗？
906
01:09:42,611 --> 01:09:44,113
嗯 大家呢？
907
01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:48,150
是我
908
01:09:48,651 --> 01:09:49,952
是我 微娃
909
01:09:52,488 --> 01:09:54,089
感谢你 噢 我的眼睛！
910
01:09:57,293 --> 01:09:58,627
伊特先生 其他人呢？
911
01:09:59,595 --> 01:10:00,996
-宋洁阿姨！ -宋洁阿姨！
912
01:10:01,297 --> 01:10:02,031
图侬
913
01:10:02,097 --> 01:10:03,032
我们去帮他们
914
01:10:03,098 --> 01:10:03,999
-嗯 -走吧
915
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,000
等等
916
01:10:05,334 --> 01:10:07,203
大家 伊特 拜讬别走
917
01:10:07,469 --> 01:10:10,339
到处都是丧尸 好危险
918
01:10:17,913 --> 01:10:19,281
-微娃… -嗯？
919
01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:21,116
妳知道这首歌吗？
920
01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:41,203
这是什么？
921
01:10:41,470 --> 01:10:42,471
图侬 不！
922
01:10:49,011 --> 01:10:49,945
卡胖！
923
01:11:00,789 --> 01:11:02,725
我承认过去…
924
01:11:03,792 --> 01:11:06,462
我一直对妳穷追不舍
925
01:11:09,031 --> 01:11:10,866
但现在我拜讬妳…
926
01:11:12,868 --> 01:11:14,570
离开我吧
927
01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:18,707
别担心我！
928
01:11:20,509 --> 01:11:21,610
妳就走吧！
929
01:11:28,550 --> 01:11:30,753
"丧尸也疯狂"那首神曲对吧？
930
01:11:31,754 --> 01:11:33,622
你看 丧尸也疯狂
931
01:11:34,556 --> 01:11:38,961
其实我的音乐品味蛮广的
932
01:11:39,028 --> 01:11:42,197
爵士啦 森巴啦
933
01:11:42,264 --> 01:11:43,132
还有…
934
01:11:44,266 --> 01:11:45,801
嘻哈我也行
935
01:11:45,868 --> 01:11:48,003
我特别哈韩
936
01:11:48,037 --> 01:11:48,971
韩风有点…
937
01:11:49,004 --> 01:11:50,406
等等 怎么没电了？
938
01:11:50,673 --> 01:11:52,207
没电都是因为…
939
01:11:52,641 --> 01:11:55,577
人家打给你一整天了 你都没接嘛
940
01:11:55,611 --> 01:11:56,945
所以电池才会没电啊
941
01:11:58,747 --> 01:12:01,116
你现在干嘛听音乐啊？
942
01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:07,589
我是可以唱给你听啦
943
01:12:07,823 --> 01:12:10,326
其实我的音乐品味齁…
944
01:12:10,392 --> 01:12:11,360
微娃
945
01:12:11,427 --> 01:12:12,127
嗯？
946
01:12:12,928 --> 01:12:13,996
拜讬妳快充电！
947
01:12:14,029 --> 01:12:15,998
然后让整间店都听见丧尸也疯狂
948
01:12:15,998 --> 01:12:16,598
好
949
01:12:16,598 --> 01:12:18,867
那首神曲是大家活命的关键
950
01:12:18,934 --> 01:12:19,868
-了解吗？ -嗯
951
01:12:19,902 --> 01:12:20,869
"丧尸也疯狂"
952
01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:22,171
好啦
953
01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:26,842
起来
954
01:12:40,089 --> 01:12:41,123
-快退后 -快退后
955
01:12:41,290 --> 01:12:42,758
退后
956
01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:43,625
退后
957
01:13:09,785 --> 01:13:10,819
卡胖
958
01:13:11,754 --> 01:13:12,721
卡胖
959
01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:17,259
卡胖！
960
01:13:20,028 --> 01:13:20,863
不
961
01:13:20,963 --> 01:13:22,030
卡胖！
962
01:13:22,097 --> 01:13:23,632
卡胖 他是你爸爸啊
963
01:13:25,467 --> 01:13:26,201
卡胖！
964
01:13:26,702 --> 01:13:28,570
别啊 卡胖 他是你爸
965
01:13:28,637 --> 01:13:30,072
卡胖！他是你爸！
966
01:13:38,013 --> 01:13:39,047
卡胖！
967
01:13:41,016 --> 01:13:41,984
卡胖！
968
01:13:46,822 --> 01:13:48,123
卡胖！
969
01:13:49,792 --> 01:13:51,627
你要去哪啊？
970
01:13:56,632 --> 01:13:58,100
快跑 快！
971
01:14:01,503 --> 01:14:02,671
-快啊 -卡胖
972
01:14:02,704 --> 01:14:04,807
快跑 快！
973
01:15:28,657 --> 01:15:29,324
喂
974
01:15:32,961 --> 01:15:34,296
妳不想活了吗？
975
01:15:36,098 --> 01:15:36,999
怎么不跑？
976
01:15:40,569 --> 01:15:42,905
我早该死了
977
01:15:47,509 --> 01:15:48,377
我爸爸…
978
01:15:49,678 --> 01:15:50,412
妈妈…
979
01:15:53,749 --> 01:15:54,850
村里的人
980
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:00,822
就连卡胖都变成丧尸了
981
01:16:04,359 --> 01:16:05,827
都是我害的
982
01:16:13,535 --> 01:16:14,236
喂
983
01:16:22,911 --> 01:16:24,780
想想看…
984
01:16:26,782 --> 01:16:28,116
妳要逃避问题
985
01:16:29,952 --> 01:16:31,386
还是面对并解决问题？
986
01:16:35,157 --> 01:16:36,725
这里不是还有妳的朋友吗？
987
01:16:51,807 --> 01:16:54,409
该死 伊特离开我去帮那婊子？
988
01:17:03,418 --> 01:17:04,252
快走
989
01:17:33,949 --> 01:17:35,484
前面都是丧尸
990
01:17:35,584 --> 01:17:36,585
要死啦！
991
01:17:59,307 --> 01:18:00,342
花惹发？
992
01:18:07,883 --> 01:18:08,517
花
993
01:18:09,117 --> 01:18:09,951
惹
994
01:18:10,585 --> 01:18:11,753
发？
995
01:18:32,007 --> 01:18:33,175
略过 略过
996
01:18:33,308 --> 01:18:35,577
快略过广告 可以吗？
997
01:18:36,878 --> 01:18:38,180
广告太长了
998
01:18:38,213 --> 01:18:40,382
早知道就付费给YT
999
01:18:40,415 --> 01:18:42,084
欢迎莅临好店！
1000
01:18:59,668 --> 01:19:00,836
巴村长
1001
01:19:01,837 --> 01:19:03,205
虽然他没有成功出家
1002
01:19:03,872 --> 01:19:06,174
但他也算是报答过亲恩了
1003
01:19:09,244 --> 01:19:11,113
卖哭啊！卖哭啊！
1004
01:19:13,248 --> 01:19:14,683
他已经在另一个世界了
1005
01:19:16,051 --> 01:19:16,985
卖哭啊！
1006
01:19:17,819 --> 01:19:18,587
干！
1007
01:19:19,788 --> 01:19:21,123
叫你卖哭啊！
1008
01:19:21,156 --> 01:19:22,457
是在哭爸？
1009
01:19:22,624 --> 01:19:24,526
我怎么能不哭啊
1010
01:19:25,627 --> 01:19:27,696
妳掐着我的小巴巴
1011
01:19:31,366 --> 01:19:32,434
难怪感觉…
1012
01:19:32,701 --> 01:19:34,035
有点软
1013
01:19:36,471 --> 01:19:37,706
他们有跟来吗？
1014
01:19:37,739 --> 01:19:39,074
亲爱的 他们有跟来吗？
1015
01:19:39,841 --> 01:19:40,675
是怎样啦？
1016
01:19:41,910 --> 01:19:43,211
-我自己可以出来 -脚帮我踩着
1017
01:19:43,378 --> 01:19:44,045
我站上去了
1018
01:19:44,246 --> 01:19:45,046
亲爱的 锁住轮子
1019
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:46,081
来 来
1020
01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:46,748
赶快！
1021
01:19:51,753 --> 01:19:53,121
-伊特先生 伊特先生 -在哪里？
1022
01:19:53,155 --> 01:19:54,589
他人呢？
1023
01:19:56,658 --> 01:19:57,526
走这里
1024
01:20:39,801 --> 01:20:40,635
巴村长
1025
01:20:42,304 --> 01:20:44,406
我不知道活着还有什么意义
1026
01:20:44,706 --> 01:20:46,541
我儿子变成丧尸了
1027
01:20:47,409 --> 01:20:49,544
妳快跑 离开这里
1028
01:20:50,278 --> 01:20:51,112
快跑
1029
01:21:30,852 --> 01:21:32,287
-伊特先生 -伊特先生
1030
01:21:35,824 --> 01:21:37,359
谢谢你 伊特先生
1031
01:21:41,496 --> 01:21:42,697
大家都进去
1032
01:21:42,864 --> 01:21:44,165
-快走 -走啊
1033
01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:46,334
-快走 亲爱的 -你跑进车里干嘛？
1034
01:21:46,368 --> 01:21:47,202
用走的
1035
01:21:48,036 --> 01:21:48,670
快一点
1036
01:21:48,703 --> 01:21:49,504
快
1037
01:22:06,421 --> 01:22:08,156
想说前门不行
1038
01:22:08,556 --> 01:22:10,258
就走后门嘛…
1039
01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:11,860
谁知道这么GG
1040
01:22:12,594 --> 01:22:13,762
你是说店里的门吗？
1041
01:22:14,129 --> 01:22:14,696
吼！
1042
01:22:15,864 --> 01:22:17,832
我们要怎么样穿过去？
1043
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:19,701
靠那首神曲
1044
01:22:21,069 --> 01:22:22,170
有人有手机吗？
1045
01:22:25,573 --> 01:22:26,308
没有
1046
01:22:31,279 --> 01:22:32,547
那只好用B计画了
1047
01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:37,719
大家躲好了
1048
01:22:37,953 --> 01:22:40,288
我会从后门穿出去找救援
1049
01:23:19,928 --> 01:23:20,595
噢
1050
01:23:21,129 --> 01:23:21,997
是天上来的光
1051
01:23:23,531 --> 01:23:24,799
什么光？
1052
01:23:25,934 --> 01:23:26,835
不知道
1053
01:23:27,635 --> 01:23:28,236
好可怕
1054
01:23:39,180 --> 01:23:39,781
唉呦
1055
01:23:42,917 --> 01:23:43,918
妳在挤什么啦
1056
01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:46,554
我刚排气了
1057
01:23:47,222 --> 01:23:47,889
莎姆
1058
01:23:48,156 --> 01:23:49,491
妳不能排气
1059
01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:51,593
我们不能因为妳的屁而死
1060
01:23:51,626 --> 01:23:52,660
揍妳哦
1061
01:23:56,998 --> 01:23:58,133
那又是什么？
1062
01:24:00,335 --> 01:24:01,870
我的闹钟！
1063
01:24:01,903 --> 01:24:04,372
提醒我我走一万步了
1064
01:24:04,706 --> 01:24:07,742
靠北 你等一下就要跑路了
1065
01:24:14,082 --> 01:24:14,849
犯花痴
1066
01:24:17,318 --> 01:24:18,119
跑啊
1067
01:24:18,653 --> 01:24:19,554
跑啊
1068
01:24:20,321 --> 01:24:21,723
-快 快跑 -快跑
1069
01:24:21,756 --> 01:24:22,791
-动作快 -快逃！
1070
01:24:22,824 --> 01:24:23,992
-快！ -跑啊
1071
01:24:24,092 --> 01:24:24,926
跑起来！
1072
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:33,201
喂！
1073
01:24:34,302 --> 01:24:35,170
喂…
1074
01:24:35,503 --> 01:24:37,038
真的有丧尸
1075
01:24:37,672 --> 01:24:38,840
被丧尸咬到的人
1076
01:24:39,474 --> 01:24:41,543
也都会变成丧尸
1077
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:43,545
微娃 冷静点
1078
01:24:43,845 --> 01:24:45,613
妳有吃药吗？
1079
01:24:46,014 --> 01:24:48,716
我上次忘记吃药还看到独角兽哩
1080
01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:50,585
喂
1081
01:24:51,252 --> 01:24:52,887
我意识很清楚 我没疯！
1082
01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:54,289
真的有丧尸！
1083
01:24:54,556 --> 01:24:56,324
妳不帮忙的话
1084
01:24:56,958 --> 01:24:58,359
大家都会GG
1085
01:24:58,827 --> 01:24:59,994
我先挂了
1086
01:25:00,795 --> 01:25:01,763
我的孩子在哭
1087
01:25:03,264 --> 01:25:03,932
喂
1088
01:25:04,632 --> 01:25:05,633
喂？哈囉？
1089
01:25:06,367 --> 01:25:07,235
哈囉？
1090
01:25:13,908 --> 01:25:15,944
这里没有人啦
1091
01:25:28,156 --> 01:25:28,957
卡胖
1092
01:25:30,425 --> 01:25:31,659
我下不了手
1093
01:25:43,204 --> 01:25:44,038
卡胖
1094
01:25:54,582 --> 01:25:55,416
卡胖
1095
01:25:57,285 --> 01:25:58,119
卡胖
1096
01:25:59,220 --> 01:26:00,622
正在看直播的 不管你是谁
1097
01:26:00,822 --> 01:26:03,124
这可能是我最后一次开播了
1098
01:26:04,926 --> 01:26:10,098
大家如果之后看到我变成丧尸的模样
1099
01:26:10,131 --> 01:26:12,033
千万不要po在任何社群平台
1100
01:26:13,535 --> 01:26:15,837
我还有最后的遗愿
1101
01:26:16,204 --> 01:26:18,406
如果你们有看到我的爱包
1102
01:26:18,473 --> 01:26:21,042
记得帮我还给"亮包包"
1103
01:26:22,043 --> 01:26:23,845
那是租的！
1104
01:26:30,885 --> 01:26:31,819
卡胖
1105
01:26:32,954 --> 01:26:33,821
卡胖
1106
01:26:35,590 --> 01:26:36,791
犯花痴
1107
01:26:43,464 --> 01:26:44,265
卡胖！
1108
01:27:41,155 --> 01:27:45,426
一颗没有被爱滋润的心
1109
01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:51,366
历经了许多心碎后
1110
01:27:51,766 --> 01:27:56,037
我成了一位心空了的女孩
1111
01:27:56,070 --> 01:28:01,876
照常过生活 在巷子里漫步
1112
01:28:02,210 --> 01:28:06,547
对于那颗破碎的心 你还想要求什么？
1113
01:28:06,781 --> 01:28:12,287
心呼喊着 "放手"
1114
01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:17,125
时尚潮流是我的保护色
1115
01:28:17,158 --> 01:28:19,427
随波逐流
1116
01:28:19,460 --> 01:28:23,331
却不知其意义
1117
01:28:23,364 --> 01:28:27,969
把孤单隐藏在美丽的裙子底下
1118
01:28:28,136 --> 01:28:33,741
T恤配黑牛仔裤 看起来就像年轻人
1119
01:28:34,108 --> 01:28:36,177
表面上她喜欢弦乐器
1120
01:28:36,244 --> 01:28:38,579
如新时代的女性
1121
01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:40,782
还兼具身材
1122
01:28:40,848 --> 01:28:46,087
但其实她深爱的是古典乐
1123
01:28:48,956 --> 01:28:50,792
(稍早)
1124
01:28:57,265 --> 01:28:58,032
喂？
1125
01:28:58,166 --> 01:28:59,734
哈囉 巴村长
1126
01:28:59,801 --> 01:29:02,370
我们到了 要去哪里收押金呢？
1127
01:29:03,004 --> 01:29:04,472
不用来了
1128
01:29:04,572 --> 01:29:05,973
演唱会直接取消
1129
01:29:06,207 --> 01:29:06,908
什么？
1130
01:29:07,175 --> 01:29:07,942
该死
1131
01:29:09,243 --> 01:29:10,378
后面的几位
1132
01:29:10,678 --> 01:29:11,679
接下来要去哪？
1133
01:29:12,246 --> 01:29:13,281
-好店！ -好店！
1134
01:29:13,414 --> 01:29:14,248
好店！
1135
01:29:14,882 --> 01:29:15,950
好店？
1136
01:29:22,623 --> 01:29:23,257
噢
1137
01:29:23,891 --> 01:29:24,826
是天上来的光
1138
01:29:26,694 --> 01:29:27,762
-堆堆 -嗯？
1139
01:29:27,962 --> 01:29:29,163
我想尿尿
1140
01:29:54,922 --> 01:29:55,990
利晶！
1141
01:29:56,624 --> 01:29:57,658
真的是我
1142
01:29:57,792 --> 01:29:58,860
厕所在哪？
1143
01:30:17,678 --> 01:30:18,446
利晶
1144
01:30:18,513 --> 01:30:19,514
利晶
1145
01:30:19,614 --> 01:30:20,448
利晶？
1146
01:30:23,217 --> 01:30:24,085
利晶
1147
01:30:50,845 --> 01:30:55,450
跟往常一样的黑色爱心蝴蝶结
1148
01:30:55,516 --> 01:30:58,886
清除记忆里的思念
1149
01:30:58,920 --> 01:31:01,422
黑色爱心蝴蝶结
1150
01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:03,624
黑色爱心蝴蝶结
1151
01:31:03,658 --> 01:31:09,664
是那些负心汉送我的
1152
01:31:10,865 --> 01:31:11,599
嘿
1153
01:31:12,867 --> 01:31:18,005
爱上人总是让我心碎
1154
01:31:18,206 --> 01:31:20,074
遇到负心汉
1155
01:31:20,074 --> 01:31:21,409
相爱后分开已成常态
1156
01:31:21,442 --> 01:31:22,543
你还好吗？
1157
01:31:23,444 --> 01:31:24,178
嗯
1158
01:31:27,715 --> 01:31:28,616
我们成功了
1159
01:31:31,052 --> 01:31:32,053
计画成功了
1160
01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:36,424
出去吧
1161
01:31:39,026 --> 01:31:40,294
嘿 妳还好吗？
1162
01:31:41,462 --> 01:31:42,964
嘿 嘿
1163
01:31:43,364 --> 01:31:45,166
嘿
1164
01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:51,339
真开心你没事
1165
01:31:54,842 --> 01:31:56,844
伊特 谢谢你做的一切
1166
01:32:10,858 --> 01:32:11,792
嘿
1167
01:32:11,993 --> 01:32:12,860
嘿
1168
01:32:14,595 --> 01:32:16,497
谢谢你做的一切
1169
01:32:24,171 --> 01:32:25,573
没事的 没事的
1170
01:32:27,008 --> 01:32:28,676
我会找到治疗方法的
1171
01:32:30,077 --> 01:32:30,878
冷静
1172
01:32:31,679 --> 01:32:33,514
真开心你没事
1173
01:32:37,718 --> 01:32:38,452
伊特
1174
01:32:43,624 --> 01:32:44,492
你能…
1175
01:32:46,961 --> 01:32:49,163
帮我跟大家道歉吗？
1176
01:32:51,766 --> 01:32:52,400
是我…
1177
01:32:53,634 --> 01:32:55,069
造成这一切的
1178
01:32:57,538 --> 01:32:59,040
不是妳造成的 好吗？
1179
01:33:00,408 --> 01:33:04,045
是大家一起把人类变成了丧尸
1180
01:33:47,955 --> 01:33:49,657
北鼻…
1181
01:33:49,724 --> 01:33:50,925
这是妳的包包吗？
1182
01:34:00,001 --> 01:34:02,069
北鼻…
1183
01:34:11,746 --> 01:34:13,014
我现在可以尿尿了吗？
1184
01:34:13,581 --> 01:34:14,582
利晶
1185
01:34:14,882 --> 01:34:15,816
利晶
1186
01:34:18,586 --> 01:34:19,954
利晶击败丧尸大军了
1187
01:34:20,655 --> 01:34:22,657
利晶赶走丧尸了
1188
01:34:26,694 --> 01:34:27,628
全都赶走了
1189
01:34:31,332 --> 01:34:34,335
(28天后)
1190
01:34:34,335 --> 01:34:35,403
(救护车)
1191
01:34:35,403 --> 01:34:36,537
(版南诺恩伊登)
1192
01:34:36,537 --> 01:34:37,505
(隔离区)
1193
01:34:37,505 --> 01:34:38,639
(未经允许不得进入)
1194
01:34:54,622 --> 01:34:56,323
事发已经一个月了
1195
01:34:56,390 --> 01:34:58,993
因为发生于版南诺恩伊登的事件
1196
01:34:59,026 --> 01:35:01,328
感染的病患仍在隔离
1197
01:35:02,029 --> 01:35:05,700
关键目击者就在现场 (库拉努特浓达彩 记者)
1198
01:35:05,933 --> 01:35:09,203
许多村民认为他知道事件的起因
1199
01:35:09,336 --> 01:35:11,338
这应该是非常重要的线索
1200
01:35:11,372 --> 01:35:13,741
能让大家对事件更加了解
1201
01:35:13,774 --> 01:35:15,076
我们来听听他怎么说
1202
01:35:15,676 --> 01:35:17,411
咿哈
1203
01:35:18,045 --> 01:35:20,214
你好 你可以… (肉骨茶(化名) 丧尸事件生还者)
1204
01:35:20,614 --> 01:35:25,486
肉骨茶先生 能描述一下状况吗？
1205
01:35:26,754 --> 01:35:27,488
魔物
1206
01:35:27,555 --> 01:35:28,155
嗯
1207
01:35:28,489 --> 01:35:29,623
-肉 -嗯
1208
01:35:29,957 --> 01:35:33,427
我好累…一直跑
1209
01:35:34,028 --> 01:35:35,830
丧尸 丧尸
1210
01:35:36,297 --> 01:35:37,098
斑马
1211
01:35:37,131 --> 01:35:38,499
咿哈
1212
01:35:38,699 --> 01:35:40,401
呼啊
1213
01:35:41,902 --> 01:35:45,039
一颗没有被爱滋润的心
1214
01:35:45,172 --> 01:35:49,710
历经了许多心碎后
1215
01:35:50,211 --> 01:35:53,681
我成了一位心空了的女孩
1216
01:35:53,748 --> 01:35:57,818
照常过生活 在巷子里漫步
1217
01:36:01,922 --> 01:36:02,723
伊特
1218
01:36:03,224 --> 01:36:05,926
我已经尽力了
1219
01:36:06,026 --> 01:36:09,096
但是执行长还是坚持公司政策
1220
01:36:09,130 --> 01:36:11,799
过期的肉要用化学药剂洒过
1221
01:36:12,533 --> 01:36:14,168
因此 我坚持…
1222
01:36:15,402 --> 01:36:16,537
离职
1223
01:36:18,239 --> 01:36:19,039
喂？
1224
01:36:20,107 --> 01:36:20,941
喂？
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