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* *
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HALIIAN WOMAN: Ah.
What an impressive collection.
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Oh, it cost a fortune or two.
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Luckily, I have several
to go around.
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-I'm rich, is what I'm saying.
-Wait, is that
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a Veltan lust idol?
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-(gasps)
-Oh, you have a keen eye.
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My most valuable piece.
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Had to slash the wages
of everyone in my latinum mines
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to afford this little guy.
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You know, they say the mere
sight of it is an aphrodisiac.
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-Oh. (chuckles)
-SECURITY GUARD: Captain.
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Incoming Orion ship.
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Merchant vessel,
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power down your shields
or be put to the sword.
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Ugh. Crawl back
to whatever slime dungeon
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you were born in, Orion.
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(gasps)
I would rather die
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than return
to my childhood dungeon. Fire!
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(screams)
They'll kill us all.
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Ah. Nonsense.
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My defenses are top-of-the-line.
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They'll never get past
the barriers.
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I can control the entire ship
from this room.
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Wow, that's the first
interesting thing
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you've said all day.
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-(bones crunch)
-(screams)
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L'Kar, defenses are down.
Beam... aah!
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(all grunting)
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What is this?
Who the hell are you?
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I'm the Mistress
of the Winter Constellations.
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(gasps) Wait, am I supposed
to know what that is?
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(screams)
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(yelling)
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-(laughs)
-(gasps)
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(panting)
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-(screams)
-L'KAR: I told you
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what would happen
if you didn't surrender.
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TENDI:
Whoa, whoa. Stop.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I thought this time
we'd kill some of these guys.
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Do the whole "leave one alive
to spread fear" thing?
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Right, but think about
how much fear we'll spread
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if we keep them all alive.
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Well, can I at least chop off
an ear or a finger or something?
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No. Now load up the loot
and let's get out of here.
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-(groans)
-(Yorif grunting)
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-Astrid!
-Aw, come on.
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I've always wanted one of these.
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-Please?
-(sighs) Fine.
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YORIF:
Aah, no!
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It's prescription!
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* *
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*
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* *
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MARINER:
Almost got it.
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-Steady...
-It's here, it's here,
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it's here, it's here, it's here,
it's here, it's here.
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My issue of Fleet is out.
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I'm in
the "30 Under 30" feature.
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Oh, man, I hope my photo's okay.
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Sometimes my nostrils
look aggressively flared.
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Starfleet publishes
a periodical?
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Yeah, they interviewed Boimler
after he captained the Cerritos,
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and now he's peeing
his pants about it.
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I'm not in here.
They cut me out.
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Look, I am sure you were
the 31st under 30.
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There's 15 honorable mentions.
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One of them
went to Naomi Wildman.
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She's like ten years old.
(groans)
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Let's face it. I plateaued.
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Oh, I feel you, Boims.
I... (sighs)
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Ransom just assigned me
a new batch of ensigns,
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which seems like a bad idea.
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I am not a helpful person.
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I'm sure these ensigns
will respect
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that you "tell it like it is."
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Aw, thanks, T'Lyn,
but I'm still trying
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to not get thrown in the brig
all the time.
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How am I supposed to be,
like, a leader?
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-You'll be great!
-(screams)
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Oh, geez, Rutherford.
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Where did you come from, buddy?
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(chuckles)
I've been here the whole time.
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Just quietly lurking on
some work in that dark corner.
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Hey, man, you've been
working yourself to the bone
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since Tendi left.
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-How about a break?
-Nah.
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I like the way work
makes it hard for my brain
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to focus on the sad stuff.
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Maybe we could all use
a little hang time.
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You want to go stare
at the warp stars?
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FREEMAN: Lieutenants,
report to the bridge.
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We're arriving
at our destination.
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Woo-hoo! More work!
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MARINER:
All right,
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party people, what's the mish?
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Oh, man.
Another quantum fissure?
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This-this is like
the third one this month.
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Boo, interdimensional portal.
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They have been appearing
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with statistically
abnormal regularity.
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Someone has to close
the space-time potholes,
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or who knows what kind of
parallel universe stuff
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could drift into our dimension?
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How are the tachyon levels?
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Below the reaction threshold.
Warp core will be fine.
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Wow. Alternate dimensions.
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Imagine meeting, like,
a bunch of weirdos
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with, like, feet for hands
or feet for eyes
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or, you know, something
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-more creative than that.
-(beeping)
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Captain, the fissure's
losing integrity.
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FREEMAN:
Red alert!
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-Get us out of here.
-We're caught
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-in the gravitational wake.
-All crew, brace for impact.
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RANSOM:
We're dunking into the rift
like a big old cookie.
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Damage report?
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All clear, Captain.
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Looks like that was more of
a light show than anything else.
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We were lucky,
but let's not push it.
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-Set a return course
through the...
-Captain,
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-we're being hailed.
-Hailed?
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-By who?
-It's...
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It's the Cerritos.
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* *
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Oh... (sighs)
Stupid dimensional rifts.
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On screen.
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What up, Cerritos?
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This is Captain Becky Freeman.
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Looks like we have
a lot to discuss.
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ORIONS:
* We love to kill
and we love to maim *
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* And ripping out hearts
is our favorite game... *
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(sighs)
Hello, D'Erika.
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Hey, sis. Just saw the inventory
from your latest haul.
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Very impressive.
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Impressive enough
to pay off my debt
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and let me return to Starfleet?
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I gave you an entire warship.
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A few lust idols
aren't gonna cut it.
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Come on,
I've been at this for months.
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My crew won't stop
trying to stab everything.
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Oh, I get it, you miss
debating the ethics of goop
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with your Starfleet nerds.
(scoffs)
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Well, guess what. I have a way
for you to pay me back--
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one warship for another.
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Is that Orion?
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Yep, from the time of the Great
Plague over 300 years ago.
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Bought the location
from a rogue archaeologist,
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and nobody else knows it exists.
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It'll be a huge symbolic victory
for our house.
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So, to be clear, if I retrieve
this thing, we're even?
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I can go back to the Cerritos?
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That's the deal.
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All right, D'Erika.
I'll get you your ship.
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FREEMAN:
Captain's log, supplemental.
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The Cerritos is stranded
in a parallel reality.
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Until we can determine a way
home, we are stuck here
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with uncanny alternate versions
of ourselves.
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-(T'anas snarl, hiss)
-(grunts) You've got great form.
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I learned it
from strangling Cardassians.
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(gasps)
I did, too.
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T'LYN:
According to scans,
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the quantum signatures
of the parallel crews
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exhibit a mere .327% variance.
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I concur. It would appear
our respective universes
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are only negligibly divergent.
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-Remarkable.
-Fascinating.
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Hmm. You say "remarkable,"
while I say "fascinating."
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-Remarkable.
-Fascinating.
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It's almost like we represent
each other's lives
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if we'd made slightly
dissimilar choices or something.
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I wonder what we'll find out is
different about the two of us.
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I don't know.
We seem pretty similar to me.
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Oh, man, I can't wait
till you teach me
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how you got
all these sweet mods.
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My augmentations
are not "sweet."
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They allow me to perform
at peak efficiency.
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(laughs)
Sweet.
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-Captain on deck.
-At ease.
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We have good news.
We found a way
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to send the other Cerritos home.
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Even though our Cerritos
closed the quantum fissure,
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space-time is still turbulent.
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King Billups is right.
A directed energy surge
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should briefly reopen
the fissure and allow us
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-to return
to the prime universe.
-Hey!
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This is the prime universe.
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We'll need to design
an infrastructure
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to transfer energy
between all four nacelles.
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Then we'll fire the pulse,
giving the fake Cerritos
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the chance to return home.
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RANSOM:
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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-Fake Cerritos?
-(Becky grunts)
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We don't have time to argue
about whose universe
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is original and which one
is clearly freakish.
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We only have ten hours until
the fissure seals permanently.
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Well, with twice as many of us,
we should be able
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to get this done
in half the time.
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Everyone, pair up
with your own counterpart.
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Hmm. Speaking of which,
uh, where am I?
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Let's just say it's really
nice to see you again.
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-What?
-Okay. Check your PADDs
for your assignments.
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Dismissed.
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KAYSHON 2:
Temba. When he met himself.
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(overlapping chatter)
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Hey, uh, Becky?
Ugh, how do you go by that?
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Just, I mean, just saying it
once aged me 15 years.
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I guess what I should have done
is hide behind my middle name
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to distance myself
from my mother...
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(chuckles)
Mariner.
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(chuckles)
Okay, yeah, respect.
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Uh, you know, I've actually been
having a tough time
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with the whole
"becoming a leader" thing.
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Seeing myself
as a captain is wild.
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It wasn't easy to get here.
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But, hey, stick with me today.
Maybe you'll pick up some tips.
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Oh, tips.
(chuckles sarcastically)
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Teach me your ways,
oh, master. (groans)
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But seriously, thank you.
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I-I do, I really
appreciate it, yeah.
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(animals chittering)
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(gasps)
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Just think of what we could
pillage with a ship this size.
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A starbase. A moon. Every moon?
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Oh! No, Kita, don't get greedy.
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We'll be the most
fearsome pirates
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in the entire quadr-- aah!
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Huh. Regenerative auxiliary
power systems?
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Incredible.
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It looks like
the bridge is... there.
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-Let's get going.
-What's the rush?
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We have this whole spooky place
to ourselves.
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Let's nose around a bit.
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(gasps)
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(gasps)
Green Orions?
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Blue Orions?
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Okay, nobody pull
their disruptors.
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Aah!
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Goddess damn it, this is why I
said, "Nobody pull disruptors"!
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Ooh, feels good to be
piloting a shuttle again.
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I usually don't have time,
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with all the away missions
I'm on with the bridge crew.
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Oh, I wish I had
that confidence.
245
00:10:46,234 --> 00:10:48,602
When I wink at people,
they think I'm having a seizure.
246
00:10:48,703 --> 00:10:50,404
(grunts)
247
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,207
Wait! You're not wearing a suit!
248
00:10:53,341 --> 00:10:54,943
I upgraded
my internal cybernetics
249
00:10:55,043 --> 00:10:56,845
so that I can withstand
the vacuum.
250
00:10:56,945 --> 00:10:58,813
You got rid
of all your guts and goo?
251
00:10:58,913 --> 00:11:00,481
Now that's commitment.
252
00:11:00,581 --> 00:11:03,151
I'm gonna hang back, in case
the cap needs me to take over.
253
00:11:03,251 --> 00:11:04,585
(gasps) She lets you
take over the big chair?
254
00:11:04,685 --> 00:11:06,120
Yeah. Sure, I mean, she's busy
255
00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:07,856
and she knows
she can count on me.
256
00:11:07,922 --> 00:11:09,924
It's not a big deal, I mean,
I'm sure you do it all the time.
257
00:11:10,058 --> 00:11:11,592
Once! And only in like,
258
00:11:11,692 --> 00:11:13,561
like an extremely
crazy circumstance.
259
00:11:13,694 --> 00:11:16,030
And I'm sure you nailed it.
Us Bradwards,
260
00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:18,399
-we were born to be captains.
-RUTHERFORD: Wow,
261
00:11:18,532 --> 00:11:20,902
you're a real
engineering machine.
262
00:11:21,002 --> 00:11:22,503
Tendi's gonna think
this is so cool.
263
00:11:22,603 --> 00:11:23,738
Who is Tendi?
264
00:11:23,838 --> 00:11:25,774
What? You don't have
a Tendi here?
265
00:11:25,874 --> 00:11:29,143
We did, but she left Starfleet
to be a full-time pirate.
266
00:11:29,243 --> 00:11:30,578
(quietly):
Rutherford was so upset,
267
00:11:30,711 --> 00:11:32,914
he wiped her
from his memory banks.
268
00:11:33,014 --> 00:11:35,716
(sighs)
Then there's no choice.
269
00:11:35,784 --> 00:11:38,419
-I'll have to be
Otherford's Tendi!
-Otherford?
270
00:11:38,519 --> 00:11:40,288
Ha, yeah, that's
what I've been calling him.
271
00:11:40,421 --> 00:11:41,255
Cute, right?
272
00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:43,925
Buddy, that's adorable.
273
00:11:44,025 --> 00:11:46,027
So, Boimler's stuck
in the thing's mouth,
274
00:11:46,094 --> 00:11:47,896
totally naked
and covered in slime,
275
00:11:47,996 --> 00:11:49,297
and then he shouts...
276
00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:51,265
BOTH:
"My bones!" (laughing)
277
00:11:51,399 --> 00:11:54,869
Yes. Oh, man, that is exactly
how it went down for us, too.
278
00:11:54,936 --> 00:11:57,772
(sighs) I'd say I miss
those days, but I don't.
279
00:11:57,906 --> 00:11:59,407
I used to be
a real loose cannon.
280
00:11:59,507 --> 00:12:01,810
Uh, yeah, but like
a badass loose cannon.
281
00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:03,744
-(grunts)
-Hey! What the hell?
282
00:12:03,812 --> 00:12:06,915
-Whoa, why's everybody on edge?
-Because I keep them on edge.
283
00:12:07,015 --> 00:12:09,951
A captain has to maintain
discipline above all else.
284
00:12:10,051 --> 00:12:11,285
-Ensign, back straight!
-(ensign gasps)
285
00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:12,453
Stop slouching.
286
00:12:12,553 --> 00:12:13,621
ENSIGN:
Yes, Captain.
287
00:12:13,721 --> 00:12:15,890
Eh, fear is the best motivator.
288
00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:17,792
(clamoring)
289
00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:21,262
Load the crates left to right.
290
00:12:21,362 --> 00:12:23,064
It's more efficient to load them
291
00:12:23,164 --> 00:12:24,933
-back to front, dummy.
-(growls)
292
00:12:25,033 --> 00:12:26,667
(attention whistle)
293
00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:29,237
What in the Kzinti (bleep)
is going on in here?
294
00:12:29,337 --> 00:12:31,605
There's no interpersonal
conflict allowed on my ship.
295
00:12:31,672 --> 00:12:33,241
-Sorry, ma'am.
-We know, ma'am.
296
00:12:33,341 --> 00:12:35,743
-Brig this brownnoser now!
-(snaps fingers)
297
00:12:35,810 --> 00:12:36,978
(gasps)
298
00:12:37,078 --> 00:12:39,247
* *
299
00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:50,058
-(all grunting)
-Dang it!
300
00:12:50,124 --> 00:12:53,094
Blue Orions, what are you
patriarchal doofuses doing here?
301
00:12:53,161 --> 00:12:56,297
Shut up, Green.
This is our ship.
302
00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:58,166
We bought its coordinates.
303
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,501
Stupid rogue archaeologist
with no ethical code.
304
00:13:00,634 --> 00:13:03,838
We don't have to fight.
We can work something out!
305
00:13:03,972 --> 00:13:08,176
Working with Greens?
I'd rather die a thousand times.
306
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,211
-How about just once?
-Aah!
307
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:11,245
(gasps)
308
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,981
(groans)
309
00:13:13,081 --> 00:13:15,316
The green demon killed K'Levin!
Fall back!
310
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:18,286
-Let's finish them off!
-No. We're not here for them.
311
00:13:18,386 --> 00:13:19,520
Captain's right.
312
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:20,955
We need to beat them
to the bridge.
313
00:13:21,055 --> 00:13:22,390
I'll be right there.
314
00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:24,225
Just want to make sure
this guy is extra dead.
315
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,928
Don't move.
You're gonna be okay.
316
00:13:26,995 --> 00:13:29,530
(gasping)
317
00:13:29,663 --> 00:13:33,834
Healed? What is this trickery?!
318
00:13:35,636 --> 00:13:38,639
All right, Captain Marin--
um, Freeman,
319
00:13:38,739 --> 00:13:40,641
we're prepared
to test out the pulse.
320
00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:43,444
Commander Ransom,
initiate energy transfer.
321
00:13:43,544 --> 00:13:45,213
BOTH:
Aye aye, Captain.
322
00:13:45,313 --> 00:13:48,382
Hey! I'm supposed to press
the button, you sexy bastard.
323
00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:50,184
This is my universe,
you steamy hunk!
324
00:13:50,284 --> 00:13:51,685
FREEMAN:
Ransoms, please.
325
00:13:51,785 --> 00:13:54,622
This is my ship.
My Ransom presses the button.
326
00:13:54,722 --> 00:13:56,190
I'm sorry.
327
00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:58,526
Tensions between the doubles are
higher than expected.
328
00:13:58,659 --> 00:14:00,628
(chuckles)
Eat it, handsome.
329
00:14:00,694 --> 00:14:02,830
Energy transfer initialized.
330
00:14:02,897 --> 00:14:04,432
Output levels are optimal.
331
00:14:04,532 --> 00:14:06,400
Our deflectors are now linked
with the bad Cerritos.
332
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,969
How dare you? Your highness.
333
00:14:08,036 --> 00:14:09,203
Would you two knock it off?
334
00:14:09,303 --> 00:14:10,972
On my mark, target the rift.
335
00:14:11,072 --> 00:14:12,206
Mark.
336
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,578
* *
337
00:14:23,952 --> 00:14:25,920
-(alarm blares)
-BILLUPS: Dragon's blood!
338
00:14:26,054 --> 00:14:27,555
One of our calculations
must've been off.
339
00:14:27,655 --> 00:14:31,425
Let me guess, math is
.327% harder in your universe.
340
00:14:31,525 --> 00:14:33,427
Well, maybe we should contact
my counterpart
341
00:14:33,561 --> 00:14:35,096
and see if she has any ideas.
342
00:14:35,229 --> 00:14:37,498
I mean, what did happen
to her, by the way?
343
00:14:37,598 --> 00:14:39,133
-Can we talk...?
-(Kayshon gasps)
344
00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:41,002
(groans)
345
00:14:41,069 --> 00:14:43,271
Gramble, his throat slit
by his mistress.
346
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:46,174
-What? Kadir beneath Mo Moteh.
-(gasps)
347
00:14:46,274 --> 00:14:48,309
(both grunting)
348
00:14:49,243 --> 00:14:51,311
-Remarkable.
-Fascinating.
349
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,513
Enough!
350
00:14:52,613 --> 00:14:54,615
I have had it.
351
00:14:54,715 --> 00:14:56,850
-(gasps)
-(grunts)
352
00:14:58,052 --> 00:14:59,787
What the hell?
You can't hit people.
353
00:14:59,887 --> 00:15:01,289
They can be your crew
or your friends.
354
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,257
Weird, 'cause I don't hit
either one.
355
00:15:03,391 --> 00:15:05,859
Your Tamarian started the fight.
Take him to the brig.
356
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,262
-How about I (bleep)ing don't?
-BECKY: Then how about
357
00:15:08,396 --> 00:15:09,897
I toss your whole crew
in the brig?
358
00:15:09,998 --> 00:15:12,366
She'll do it.
Our Cerritos is mostly brigs.
359
00:15:12,466 --> 00:15:15,303
Kailash, when it rises.
360
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:17,371
(Mariner growls)
361
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:20,074
Show's over. Get back to work.
362
00:15:24,278 --> 00:15:26,514
(gasps)
Hey, I have an idea.
363
00:15:26,614 --> 00:15:30,284
Let's do this together,
like identical science besties.
364
00:15:31,152 --> 00:15:32,453
Don't worry, Rutherford.
365
00:15:32,553 --> 00:15:34,188
Everyone in this universe is
a little off.
366
00:15:34,288 --> 00:15:36,724
Except the me guy. He rules.
367
00:15:36,824 --> 00:15:38,993
I know.
It's just... (sighs)
368
00:15:39,127 --> 00:15:40,328
when I look at Otherford,
369
00:15:40,428 --> 00:15:42,763
I see what I could become
without Tendi.
370
00:15:42,863 --> 00:15:45,733
And I don't want that.
No matter how awesome he is.
371
00:15:45,799 --> 00:15:47,235
I mean, look at him.
372
00:15:47,335 --> 00:15:49,003
He's got a third arm
that pops out of his chest!
373
00:15:49,137 --> 00:15:50,504
With all that crap
he's got attached,
374
00:15:50,604 --> 00:15:52,973
that guy's uncomfortably close
to being a Borg.
375
00:15:53,107 --> 00:15:55,109
Wait. That's it!
376
00:15:58,546 --> 00:16:00,048
What are you doing?
377
00:16:00,148 --> 00:16:02,750
Just making a small adjustment
to your friendship matrix.
378
00:16:02,816 --> 00:16:04,785
I am not here to make friends.
379
00:16:04,885 --> 00:16:07,521
-There.
-I am here to make friends.
380
00:16:07,621 --> 00:16:08,789
Heck yeah.
381
00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:10,291
-(laughs)
-Aw, look at them go.
382
00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:12,160
Heads up, Boimler Buddy.
(grunts)
383
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:14,495
-Well, scans look good up there.
-Real quick,
384
00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:16,797
can you run me through
every decision you ever made?
385
00:16:16,864 --> 00:16:19,700
Hey, you've got your own path.
Just have to trust yourself.
386
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,435
-That's what I did.
-(PADD chimes)
387
00:16:21,535 --> 00:16:24,705
Oh, looks like we've got a .08
variance in the stabilizers.
388
00:16:24,805 --> 00:16:26,374
I'm on it.
389
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,477
(grunts)
390
00:16:30,444 --> 00:16:32,513
(humming)
391
00:16:32,613 --> 00:16:34,515
(animals chittering)
392
00:16:37,718 --> 00:16:40,288
Okay, we're almost
to the bridge.
393
00:16:40,388 --> 00:16:41,655
-(gasps)
-Thanks for this.
-ASTRID: Hey!
394
00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:43,691
-Stop!
-(laughs)
-He's got the map!
395
00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:45,726
-L'KAR: Get him.
-(panting)
396
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:49,363
-(laughing)
-Oh, damn it.
397
00:16:49,497 --> 00:16:51,365
-We were so close.
-You know what's weird?
398
00:16:51,465 --> 00:16:53,634
-I killed that guy.
-I don't know.
399
00:16:53,734 --> 00:16:55,169
Maybe you missed
his vital organs.
400
00:16:55,236 --> 00:16:58,406
Yeah, right.
I'm a very accurate stabber.
401
00:16:58,506 --> 00:17:01,875
As you're about to find out,
traitor.
402
00:17:04,011 --> 00:17:05,178
Whew!
403
00:17:05,245 --> 00:17:06,980
No sign of Captain
(bleep)head, I see.
404
00:17:07,047 --> 00:17:08,449
God, how can anyone
put up with her?
405
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:11,418
Are you talking trash
with such familiarity
406
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:12,953
because you are
under the impression
407
00:17:13,052 --> 00:17:14,687
that I am from your dimension?
408
00:17:14,754 --> 00:17:19,092
Ew, I-I had you guys flipped.
Sorry, that's on me.
409
00:17:19,193 --> 00:17:20,594
Hail the Cerritos.
410
00:17:21,561 --> 00:17:22,663
Captain Freeman.
411
00:17:22,730 --> 00:17:24,598
My Billups has resolved
the issue.
412
00:17:24,732 --> 00:17:26,399
Well, we're ready to go, too.
413
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,835
Fantastic.
414
00:17:27,935 --> 00:17:29,870
Then let's toss you back
where you belong, shall we?
415
00:17:29,937 --> 00:17:31,439
(clears throat)
Alternate Cerritos,
416
00:17:31,539 --> 00:17:33,274
it has not been a pleasure.
417
00:17:33,407 --> 00:17:37,178
I want you off my ship and out
of my dimension immediately.
418
00:17:38,279 --> 00:17:40,881
Mariner, a word.
419
00:17:45,085 --> 00:17:46,554
All right, what do you want?
420
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,322
What, you gonna hit me
with your little riding crop
421
00:17:48,422 --> 00:17:49,523
a couple times for the road?
422
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,559
-Yeah, kinda.
-No, no, no.
423
00:17:51,659 --> 00:17:52,860
I was kidding... (groans)
424
00:18:03,637 --> 00:18:05,373
Wait, what did you do
to my hair?
425
00:18:05,506 --> 00:18:07,575
Oh, my God, are you
replacing me?
426
00:18:07,675 --> 00:18:09,810
Oh, God, do you know
how hacky that is?
427
00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:11,645
Yes, and I don't care.
428
00:18:11,745 --> 00:18:12,613
How do I look?
429
00:18:12,713 --> 00:18:14,148
Cute, which sucks.
430
00:18:14,248 --> 00:18:15,449
(grunts)
431
00:18:15,549 --> 00:18:17,218
What's your problem?
We're better than this.
432
00:18:17,351 --> 00:18:19,587
Exactly. Meeting you
just reminded me
433
00:18:19,687 --> 00:18:20,988
of how good I used to have it.
434
00:18:21,054 --> 00:18:22,856
I tried to clean up my act,
but over time
435
00:18:22,956 --> 00:18:25,159
it just turned me
into everything I hate.
436
00:18:25,259 --> 00:18:26,760
I want to go back
to being a loose cannon
437
00:18:26,894 --> 00:18:28,829
who tells her superiors
to (bleep) off again.
438
00:18:28,929 --> 00:18:30,231
You don't have to swap with me
to do that.
439
00:18:30,331 --> 00:18:32,533
You could just, uh,
be normal about it.
440
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,202
I don't know why
you're so upset.
441
00:18:34,302 --> 00:18:35,536
You're about to be a captain.
442
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,171
You think you know
how to do it right,
443
00:18:37,271 --> 00:18:39,473
-now's your chance.
-I don't want to be captain!
444
00:18:39,573 --> 00:18:41,275
Well, tough. And you're welcome.
445
00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,911
Don't you give me that
sarcastic Vulcan salute.
446
00:18:44,044 --> 00:18:44,945
Beckett!
447
00:18:45,045 --> 00:18:47,581
Huh, so that's how that feels.
448
00:18:47,681 --> 00:18:49,082
(grunts)
449
00:18:49,217 --> 00:18:52,353
L'KAR:
Sorry, Mistress,
but we can't let you get away
450
00:18:52,453 --> 00:18:53,921
with breaking pirate code.
451
00:18:54,054 --> 00:18:56,224
Okay, fine,
I did heal that Orion,
452
00:18:56,324 --> 00:18:58,226
but I am not a traitor.
453
00:18:58,326 --> 00:19:00,628
(grunting)
454
00:19:00,728 --> 00:19:02,263
I have my own code:
455
00:19:02,363 --> 00:19:04,398
that we can pirate
without killing anyone.
456
00:19:04,465 --> 00:19:05,933
(knife clangs)
457
00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:08,302
But then how are we ever going
to stop being pirates?
458
00:19:08,436 --> 00:19:09,870
Wh-- What do you mean?
459
00:19:09,970 --> 00:19:12,473
You're the Mistress
of the Winter Constellations.
460
00:19:12,573 --> 00:19:14,041
You were such a pirate badass
461
00:19:14,141 --> 00:19:15,876
that your family let you leave
to follow your passions.
462
00:19:15,976 --> 00:19:18,379
Yeah, we want to kick
as much ass as you
463
00:19:18,446 --> 00:19:20,548
so we can follow our dreams.
464
00:19:20,648 --> 00:19:22,483
-I want to bake.
-I want to dance.
465
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:25,953
And I want to teach ethics
at Orion University.
466
00:19:26,053 --> 00:19:28,822
But not, like, early classes.
More like an evening seminar.
467
00:19:28,922 --> 00:19:30,157
Maybe once or twice a week.
468
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,293
Wow. But I didn't get to leave
469
00:19:32,393 --> 00:19:33,794
because I was a good pirate.
470
00:19:33,894 --> 00:19:36,664
I left on my own because
I didn't want to hurt anyone.
471
00:19:36,764 --> 00:19:38,299
(sighs) Wish we could do that.
472
00:19:38,432 --> 00:19:40,668
I promise to help you all
follow your dreams.
473
00:19:40,768 --> 00:19:42,870
But I need you
to do me a favor, too.
474
00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:44,772
Stop with all the killing.
475
00:19:44,838 --> 00:19:46,974
Happily.
Cleaning dry blood off my blade
476
00:19:47,074 --> 00:19:48,141
is kind of an ordeal anyway.
477
00:19:48,276 --> 00:19:50,444
Maybe we can
distract our enemies
478
00:19:50,511 --> 00:19:53,113
-with the powers of dance.
-(whirring)
479
00:19:57,351 --> 00:19:58,552
TENDI:
Wow.
480
00:19:58,652 --> 00:20:01,522
Holy smokes,
look at these monitors.
481
00:20:01,655 --> 00:20:04,191
This isn't a warship,
it's a medical frigate.
482
00:20:04,325 --> 00:20:05,659
Do we even have medical vessels?
483
00:20:05,759 --> 00:20:07,127
In the old days they did.
484
00:20:07,194 --> 00:20:08,596
This must've been
one of the ships
485
00:20:08,696 --> 00:20:10,197
they used to cure
the Great Plague.
486
00:20:10,298 --> 00:20:11,532
If I'm reading these right,
487
00:20:11,632 --> 00:20:13,301
it has advanced
ventilation systems.
488
00:20:13,401 --> 00:20:16,704
Ah, of course. They'd need
to rapidly clean the air.
489
00:20:18,339 --> 00:20:21,675
Well, Otherford, you've shown
me how dark my life could be
490
00:20:21,809 --> 00:20:23,977
without Tendi around,
and also that it's possible
491
00:20:24,077 --> 00:20:26,380
for a guy covered in gizmos
to live in the vacuum of space.
492
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,782
(chuckles) I'll miss you, pal.
493
00:20:28,882 --> 00:20:30,183
Wait, don't...
494
00:20:30,284 --> 00:20:32,185
Go ahead.
Erase the memory of me.
495
00:20:32,286 --> 00:20:33,721
I am saving it.
496
00:20:33,821 --> 00:20:36,690
Perhaps I have been too hasty
in replacing my humanity.
497
00:20:36,790 --> 00:20:38,392
It is time
to make some memories.
498
00:20:38,492 --> 00:20:40,861
Aw, buddy. (chuckles)
499
00:20:43,297 --> 00:20:44,732
-(chuckles)
-Whoa!
500
00:20:44,865 --> 00:20:47,134
H-Hey, wait up, party people.
501
00:20:47,234 --> 00:20:51,204
Oh, you weren't going to abandon
your old friendamundo, were you?
502
00:20:51,305 --> 00:20:52,506
"Friendamundo"?
503
00:20:52,606 --> 00:20:55,042
(stammers)
Some-Something new I'm trying.
504
00:20:55,142 --> 00:20:56,710
I love it!
505
00:20:59,212 --> 00:21:01,382
ALT RANSOM:
All present and accounted for.
506
00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:02,783
Firing pulse.
507
00:21:12,225 --> 00:21:13,761
(cheering)
508
00:21:13,894 --> 00:21:16,263
Have a safe journey, Captain.
It was good to see you.
509
00:21:16,364 --> 00:21:17,898
Don't make too many mistakes
or you'll end up
510
00:21:17,998 --> 00:21:20,568
at Starbase 80
just like our Captain Freeman.
511
00:21:20,668 --> 00:21:23,604
What? That's the worst
station in Starfleet.
512
00:21:26,239 --> 00:21:28,776
(Mariner grunting)
513
00:21:31,512 --> 00:21:33,146
Wait. Computer, release binds.
514
00:21:33,246 --> 00:21:34,982
Authorization:
Captain Becky Freeman.
515
00:21:35,082 --> 00:21:36,617
COMPUTER:
Acknowledged, Captain Freeman.
516
00:21:36,717 --> 00:21:38,285
Ugh. Never get used to that.
517
00:21:38,386 --> 00:21:39,219
(gasps)
518
00:21:39,319 --> 00:21:40,521
Captain on the bridge!
519
00:21:40,588 --> 00:21:42,222
Wait,
where's the other Cerritos?
520
00:21:42,289 --> 00:21:43,323
They're about to pass through
the fissure, Captain.
521
00:21:43,424 --> 00:21:44,525
MARINER:
Hail them.
522
00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:46,259
(console beeping)
523
00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:51,131
-No response, Captain.
-Damn it.
524
00:21:51,264 --> 00:21:53,300
Um, uh... Oh, man, uh...
525
00:21:53,401 --> 00:21:55,369
Mr. Shaxs, target the engines
on that Cerritos
526
00:21:55,436 --> 00:21:58,005
and open fire-- but
don't-don't, like, hurt anyone.
527
00:21:58,105 --> 00:21:59,373
-Captain?
-Oh, come on!
528
00:21:59,473 --> 00:22:00,974
You love opening fire!
529
00:22:01,108 --> 00:22:02,476
BLUE ORION:
When we take this ship,
530
00:22:02,576 --> 00:22:05,446
finally no one will scoff
at the Blue Orions!
531
00:22:05,546 --> 00:22:07,415
Yeah, they will fear
and respect us
532
00:22:07,481 --> 00:22:10,984
instead of saying we look stupid
in our ridiculous uniforms.
533
00:22:11,084 --> 00:22:13,487
(laughter)
534
00:22:13,587 --> 00:22:16,289
Why is this so funny?
It shouldn't be.
535
00:22:16,390 --> 00:22:18,291
(laughing):
I like how we dress.
536
00:22:18,392 --> 00:22:19,326
TENDI:
The gas worked.
537
00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:21,128
Take 'em down, girls.
538
00:22:21,261 --> 00:22:22,963
(laughs, grunts)
539
00:22:23,564 --> 00:22:25,365
(all grunting)
540
00:22:26,767 --> 00:22:27,968
(laughing):
I'm gonna kill you!
541
00:22:28,101 --> 00:22:29,136
L'KAR:
This is the best!
542
00:22:29,269 --> 00:22:31,439
I love not killing people!
543
00:22:31,539 --> 00:22:33,340
Whoo! (laughs)
544
00:22:33,441 --> 00:22:35,843
-I'm gonna get you!
-(grunts)
545
00:22:35,976 --> 00:22:37,511
Oh! (laughs)
546
00:22:37,611 --> 00:22:39,680
TENDI (laughing):
Okay, okay, these breathers
547
00:22:39,813 --> 00:22:42,115
are definitely not
keeping the gas out.
548
00:22:42,215 --> 00:22:43,984
(all laughing)
549
00:22:45,118 --> 00:22:46,520
SHAXS:
I don't understand.
550
00:22:46,654 --> 00:22:48,489
I thought you wanted them
out of our dimension.
551
00:22:48,589 --> 00:22:49,723
Well, not anymore.
552
00:22:49,823 --> 00:22:51,425
I am your harsh
and brutal captain.
553
00:22:51,492 --> 00:22:54,194
And you'll all be in the brig
unless you stop that ship.
554
00:22:54,294 --> 00:22:55,496
But they're already almost gone,
555
00:22:55,629 --> 00:22:57,164
there's nothing we can do.
556
00:22:57,297 --> 00:22:58,699
Ugh! I know this is weird,
557
00:22:58,832 --> 00:23:01,835
but I really need you guys
to back me up, please.
558
00:23:01,935 --> 00:23:03,070
You never say please.
559
00:23:03,170 --> 00:23:05,205
Yeah, you said
social pleasantries
560
00:23:05,305 --> 00:23:06,740
are a sign of being
a little (bleep).
561
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,409
-You're not the captain!
-No, I'm not.
562
00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:10,711
She did a classic switcheroo
563
00:23:10,811 --> 00:23:12,379
and took my place
on my Cerritos.
564
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,782
I know you all respond to being
screamed at all the time,
565
00:23:14,882 --> 00:23:15,983
but that is not my style.
566
00:23:16,083 --> 00:23:18,185
I just want to get home.
567
00:23:18,285 --> 00:23:20,888
Nobody deserves to be
swapped out against their will.
568
00:23:20,988 --> 00:23:21,989
You heard the captain.
569
00:23:22,055 --> 00:23:24,324
-Mr. Shaxs?
-Locking phasers.
570
00:23:25,926 --> 00:23:28,428
Uh, did they just
gently phaser my ship?
571
00:23:28,562 --> 00:23:29,797
Get me that captain.
572
00:23:29,897 --> 00:23:32,132
Whoops, I-I hailed them,
but there's no response.
573
00:23:32,232 --> 00:23:34,034
I think that captain's
lost her mind.
574
00:23:34,134 --> 00:23:35,903
She really sucks, right, Mother?
575
00:23:36,003 --> 00:23:37,505
-Mother?
-(beeping)
576
00:23:37,571 --> 00:23:39,873
No, you can't make me go back.
577
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:42,476
I want to stay here
and be charmingly insubordinate.
578
00:23:42,576 --> 00:23:45,779
Oh, you alternate reality
people are real pieces of work.
579
00:23:46,446 --> 00:23:47,681
Mom, it's me, it's me,
580
00:23:47,748 --> 00:23:49,382
the real Mariner,
I can prove it!
581
00:23:49,483 --> 00:23:50,718
Last week you asked me to
look at a weird mole on your...
582
00:23:50,784 --> 00:23:52,152
I-I already know it's you.
583
00:23:52,252 --> 00:23:54,955
Mr. Lundy, swap these
two Mariners immediately.
584
00:23:55,055 --> 00:23:57,290
Mother, don't.
I order you to let...
585
00:23:59,593 --> 00:24:00,861
Mom!
586
00:24:02,362 --> 00:24:03,831
...let me stay.
587
00:24:03,931 --> 00:24:06,500
(chuckles) I've been wanting
to say this for a long time.
588
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,268
You're going
to the brig, Captain.
589
00:24:08,368 --> 00:24:09,603
Ah, (bleep).
590
00:24:09,703 --> 00:24:11,939
Hey, at least now
you're a cool rogue again.
591
00:24:12,039 --> 00:24:14,207
Oh, Boimler,
you're acting captain.
592
00:24:14,307 --> 00:24:15,275
On it.
593
00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:17,010
Damn, he's good.
594
00:24:21,248 --> 00:24:23,483
(rumbling)
595
00:24:24,618 --> 00:24:26,053
(whooping, cheering)
596
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:27,755
(laughter)
597
00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:33,827
(laughter)
598
00:24:38,431 --> 00:24:40,668
*
599
00:24:40,768 --> 00:24:43,303
(groans)
Starbase 80?
600
00:24:43,403 --> 00:24:44,838
How?
601
00:24:47,074 --> 00:24:48,475
He made the freaking cover?
602
00:24:48,609 --> 00:24:51,011
-Where'd you get that thing?
-I don't know! Nothing!
603
00:24:51,111 --> 00:24:52,680
All right, whatever, weirdo.
Ruthie!
604
00:24:52,813 --> 00:24:54,948
I thought you'd be going to town
un-modifying the nacelles.
605
00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:58,819
Nah, figured I'd take some time
to actually see my friends.
606
00:24:58,919 --> 00:25:00,020
Happy to have you back, pal.
607
00:25:00,153 --> 00:25:01,622
-(door whooshes open)
-Oh...
608
00:25:01,689 --> 00:25:03,924
Those are the new ensigns
I'm supposed to be advising.
609
00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:06,259
-Hey, you're gonna be
a great mentor.
-Maybe.
610
00:25:06,326 --> 00:25:08,495
But I know I'm not gonna
cover up my insecurity
611
00:25:08,596 --> 00:25:09,930
by becoming a screaming despot.
612
00:25:09,997 --> 00:25:12,733
I'll just-- I'll just be
the kind of commander
613
00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:14,101
I wish I had had.
614
00:25:14,201 --> 00:25:16,336
-Remarkable.
-(gasps)
615
00:25:16,436 --> 00:25:18,338
Wait, are you...?
616
00:25:19,139 --> 00:25:20,373
I have fooled you.
617
00:25:20,507 --> 00:25:22,309
-Oh!
-(laughter)
618
00:25:22,409 --> 00:25:23,911
-Okay, all right.
-You got us.
619
00:25:24,011 --> 00:25:25,813
MARINER:
All right, that was good,
that was good, yeah.
620
00:25:27,748 --> 00:25:30,584
D'ERIKA:
This is a huge victory for us.
621
00:25:30,684 --> 00:25:33,220
Ooh, you really
crushed it, D'Vana.
622
00:25:33,353 --> 00:25:36,456
I guess this means you'll be
returning to Starfleet now?
623
00:25:36,556 --> 00:25:39,359
Yeah, but, hey,
keep an eye on this crew.
624
00:25:39,459 --> 00:25:41,161
There's more to them
than just a bunch of pillaging.
625
00:25:41,228 --> 00:25:43,897
Mistress D'Erika!
Mistress D'Erika!
626
00:25:43,997 --> 00:25:45,398
The Blue Orions
have declared war!
627
00:25:45,532 --> 00:25:46,867
What? Why?
628
00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:49,637
They claim the Mistress used
"un-pirate-like conduct"
629
00:25:49,737 --> 00:25:51,705
to claim the ship.
Something about laughing gas?
630
00:25:51,805 --> 00:25:53,674
But I used Orion technology.
631
00:25:53,741 --> 00:25:56,076
Don't worry, D'Vana.
Your debt is paid.
632
00:25:56,176 --> 00:25:57,845
You're free to go.
633
00:25:57,945 --> 00:26:00,013
No. This is my mess.
634
00:26:00,113 --> 00:26:01,581
I'm gonna stay and clean it up.
635
00:26:01,715 --> 00:26:02,850
All right.
636
00:26:02,916 --> 00:26:06,186
If it's a war they want,
they can have it.
637
00:26:06,253 --> 00:26:10,423
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638
00:27:05,445 --> 00:27:07,147
(man imitates weapons firing)
639
00:27:08,949 --> 00:27:10,150
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