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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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ladies and gentlemen,
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welcome to strangle-hold arena.
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For the wrestling
Event of the century!
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Yay! Yay! Yay!
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A charity match between
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The dreaded masked mangler
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Boo! Boo! Boo!
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And...
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That mysterious crime
Fighter himself,
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Darkwing...
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Duck.
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Watch yourself, dad.
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Mangler is the transcontinental,
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Inter-galactic,
World title holder.
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Gosalyn, I thought you
Knew wrestling was phony.
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Of course.
The fun part's pretending it isn't.
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Give me some credit.
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Fake? Wrestling's fake?
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Let's give these folks
What they paid...
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Bhuhh!
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[booing]
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Now I get to win, right?
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I'll make it look convincing.
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Eeyah!
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Shmuyah hunnyah!
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Mawhooyah!
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Whoodah!
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Eeyah eee eeyah! Whooyah!
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Hoymah!
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Whooph!
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Eeyah eeyah eeyah...
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Eeyah... Pfhtt...
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Ooh nah...
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Pahh... Oh, boy...
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You know, a little falling over
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Would add tons of
Credibility to this.
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[booing]
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Giraffe.
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Boy...
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D.W. Fakes pain well.
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Bruises are a nice touch.
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I don't think he's faking.
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We've got to create a
Diversion to rescue him.
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I'm leaving now.
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Don't anybody try to stop me.
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Somebody's robbing the place.
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That's too obvious.
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Quackerjack,
Terrible toymaster of crime!
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Octopus.
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Any chance for assistance?
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Sure thing, d.W.
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I'll take care of the mangler.
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I'll take that!
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Keep this behemoth busy
While I collar the crook.
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Poodle.
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It looks like darkwing duck
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Has tagged off to, uh...
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Eee... Duh...
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[whispering]
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To the hugely muscled...
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Head-ripper?
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[revving]
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The game's over, quackerja...
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Aaahh!
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Whatever you say, darkwing.
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[screech]
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It's an incredible
Turnaround, folks!
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[panting] Oh!
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I give up!
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Oh, please, leave me alone!
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Please, enough already!
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the hugely muscled
Head-ripper...
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has mangler in a pinkylock.
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Help! He's after me!
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Don't let that
Demented duck get me!
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Quit your cowardly
Quaking, quackerjack.
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Hand over that money!
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All right, what's going on here?
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This man robbed the box office.
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It's money all right...
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Play money!
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Heh?
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It looks like darkwing duck
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Has tried to arrest
An innocent citizen
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For stealing his own money.
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Ha ha!
And the money isn't even real!
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[jeering]
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Poor dad.
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Bhahh...
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I don't understand.
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Why would quackerjack
Steal his fake money?
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Psst... Darkwing duck.
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If you want to get
Back at quackerjack,
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He's going to rob
First national bank
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And eliminate witnesses
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With a bomb hidden
In a rubber chicken.
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Bomb in a rubber chicken?
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How fowl.
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How do you know, mr., uh...
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That guy seemed pretty flaky.
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Should you trust him?
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Flaky or extra crispy,
He's my best chance to get even.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ooo ha ha!
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Don't anybody try to stop me!
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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night...
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The $10 returned check
Service charge...
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I am darkwing..
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Duck!
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You'll never stop me
While I have this.
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Aah! The rubber chicken.
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I'm not afraid to use it.
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Take it easy there,
Quackerjacker.
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Just put the chicken down.
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Well, if you insist.
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Ha ha ha.
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Look out!
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This chicken could
Explode any second!
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Run! Take cover!
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I'm inside the
First national bank,
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where the rubber chicken crisis.
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has entered it's 10th
Incredibly tedious hour.
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darkwing duck continues
To cling to the chicken.
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refusing offers
To be taken home.
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Gosalyn, launchpad, leave here!
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This could go any time!
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No! This is...
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This is... Is not a...
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Bomb, is it?
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Don't take it so hard.
It's an honest mistake.
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You didn't spend 10 hours
On top of a chicken.
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Excuse me, mr. Darkwing.
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My name is dr. Loon,
Dr. Leopold loon.
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I don't need a doctor.
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I need a mortician
To bury the remains
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Of my career.
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You is a little
Discombobulated, that's all.
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You is making all kinds
Of wrong decisions
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Because you is
Doubting yourself.
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I'm is... I am?
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No doubt about it.
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See me tomorrow morning,
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And by afternoon you'll be
As right as rain dropping.
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Heh heh ha!
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You're not going
To go to that guy?
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I don't know if he can help,
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But he can't hurt.
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I think you'll find
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Mr. Meekels an
Interesting psycho buddy.
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ja!
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I'm experiencing a career
Crisis, too.
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This little test will tell me
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More about you than
Your mother knows.
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Which would you wear to work...
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A... Blue jeans,
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B... A suit,
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C... A gaudy mask and cape.
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No hat?
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You and a coworker
Argue over paper clips.
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Do you... A... Punch him,
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B... Complain to your boss,
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Oh, here we go!
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C...
Hide and pray it blows over.
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What do you see in this
Picture, mr. Darkwing?
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Powerful protagonists battling
Over the fate of the universe.
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Mr. Meekels?
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Two swans dancing.
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Aw, it's a lovely picture.
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Isn't it?
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I'll have to order a
Print for the parlor.
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Through the use of hypnosis,
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We'll reach the problem's root.
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You are going back,
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Back...
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Back into the dim, dark recesses
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Of your primitive past.
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[drums beating]
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Wah aah oh!
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[challenging grunts]
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[crash]
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[furious grunting]
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[pow]
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[thud]
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You realize, of course,
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Your poor social skills
Doom you to extinction.
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Stop! No! No!
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[snap]
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Let me at him! Where'd he go?
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Ahem...
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Mr. Darkwing,
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I'm pleased to announce
Your test results.
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Mr. Meekels, mr. Darkwing,
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According to these tests,
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One of you should be
A caped crime fighter,
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Scooting the rooftops
In search of evildoers.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Ahh!
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The other should pour tea
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At the lace and doily society.
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Mr. Darkwing,
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Your teapot!
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Heh?
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This is bogus!
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You can't quit crime fighting!
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Dr. Loon's tests prove it.
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As a superhero, I'm a superzero.
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The world's seen the
Last of darkwing duck.
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The first time I
Robbed this place,
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I was only playing.
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Now that I've reduced
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Darkwing duck to
Psychological rubble,
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I'll rob it for real!
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I can buy the toy
I've always wanted
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By relieving the box
Office safe of...
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$10 million?
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That's tonight's prize money.
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Mangler wants a rematch.
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With the hugely
Muscled head-ripper.
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And if you lose?
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Five bucks and a
Free hippo burger.
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Maybe darkwing duck
Ought to be there
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If you need help?
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No can do.
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Major poetry reading at the lace
And doily society this evening.
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Aah! Uhh! Eee! Aah!
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Eeyouu! Uhh!
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Aah!
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The pinkylock,
Go for the pinkylock!
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Snakes don't...
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Don't have... Uhh!
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Pinkies!
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I hope dad's having
Better luck at his job.
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Waiter...
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More tea.
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I am the kettle that
Whistles in the night...
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♪ I'm a little teacup with a
Teeny-weeny ungraspable handle...♪♪
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I am teapot duck.
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More tea.
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Aah!
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Whoopsie...
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I better turn down the pressure.
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the darkling wood
By emily duckinson.
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"In the darkling wood, I hear
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"What in my dreams
Doth pierce the ear.
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And in the quiet
Night doth slumber..."
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[snoring]
275
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:28,582
Ahem!
276
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:30,124
My peaceful thoughts
277
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,582
Are cast in umber!
278
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:34,332
Snor... Gaah! What?
279
00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:36,958
Oh, sorry! Heh heh...
280
00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:39,750
Uh-oh.
281
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:43,832
So many safes,
282
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:46,374
So little time.
283
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:50,707
Once I buy the toy
To end all toys,
284
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:53,124
I'll crack them all.
285
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:55,082
With darkwing duck retired,
286
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,707
There's no one...
287
00:13:56,708 --> 00:14:00,707
I'm the terrier that
Nips at your shoelaces,
288
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:04,457
I am the lavender wrist slapper!
289
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,999
Grab sky, bad guy!
290
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,999
Whoever your tailor
Is, I suggest you sue.
291
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:16,707
I have no tailor.
It came from the county landfill.
292
00:14:16,708 --> 00:14:18,749
I get new clothes
293
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:22,207
When I'm down in
The dumps myself.
294
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,415
Enough fashion talk.
295
00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:26,875
Teddy, destroy him.
296
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:31,083
Suck gas, evildoer!
297
00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:35,082
Ha ha ha ha!
298
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,374
Laughing gas!
299
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,582
Ha ha! I love this stuff!
300
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:43,499
Teddy...
Teddy has no sense of humor and...
301
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,999
Ha ha ha! Get him!
302
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,582
Grrrrr!
303
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:50,000
Oh, my...
304
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,083
Oww!
305
00:14:53,084 --> 00:14:54,582
Oh! Ow ow!
306
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:55,708
[gagging]
307
00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:03,582
"Oh, oh...
308
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,999
"Ba-bare tre-trees
309
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,000
"Whither...
310
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000
Whither..."
311
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:10,458
Desist at onc...
312
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,374
Ah! Here's the problem!
313
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:15,999
A tea bag in the...
314
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000
Phblapt!
315
00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:18,166
Stack.
316
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:20,583
[clang]
317
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:21,583
Out!
318
00:15:21,584 --> 00:15:23,499
Stay out!
319
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:28,208
Well,
Some people have no manners.
320
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:35,124
The test said I was
Perfect for this job.
321
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:38,250
I'm a failure at everything.
322
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:45,832
I hate beginning a new job.
323
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:48,999
Help me load the
Loot before some...
324
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,999
Where do I get hippo
Burger coupons?
325
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,874
And don't forget his fren...
326
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:56,624
French fries.
327
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,999
Grrrrr.
328
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,999
Bring the safe.
329
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,999
I'll take care of these two...
330
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,083
Personally!
331
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:14,166
Look here,
You're not going to...
332
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,707
You aren't taking
That lying down,
333
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:21,458
Are you, launchpad?
334
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,499
Oh, guess you are.
335
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,749
Darkwing duck won't
Let you do this!
336
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,207
Darkwing who?
337
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:31,707
Oh, oh, yes!
338
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:32,874
Him!
339
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,999
I suspect he's too
Busy folding doilies
340
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,250
To care about my
Little crime spree.
341
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:45,624
Forgetting something aren't you,
342
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,083
Quackerjack?
343
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:50,875
[crash]
344
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,707
Oh...
345
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,875
This job is too stressful.
346
00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:04,833
[harmonica plays]
347
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:10,374
What's the use of it all?
348
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:14,082
I'm just a born loser.
349
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:16,457
[harmonica plays]
350
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:17,999
Excuse me, sir.
351
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,457
I hope throwing myself off
352
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:22,415
Won't disturb you.
353
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,457
What?
354
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:26,624
Not at all. Go right ahead.
355
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:27,707
What?
356
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:30,124
It's not the answer!
357
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,957
I'm afraid I have no choice.
358
00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:35,874
The test showed my perfect job.
359
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,957
I'm a terrible failure at it.
360
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,832
No test can tell how to live.
361
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:45,832
A man like you, a man like me,
362
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:49,957
We boldly go,
Our eyes on the stars.
363
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:53,957
Fill-up your eyes with those
Stars, man!
364
00:17:53,958 --> 00:17:56,707
Your future's out there, I say!
365
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,165
It's calling to you!
366
00:17:58,166 --> 00:18:00,415
It doesn't leave
Recorded messages.
367
00:18:00,416 --> 00:18:02,624
Be there to answer!
368
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:05,457
I will! I will be there!
369
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:08,415
Mr. Duck, you saved my life!
370
00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:10,374
You're a real hero!
371
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,165
Hero?
372
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,332
Yeah!
373
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,874
Yeah, hah!
374
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:17,499
I am a real... Aah!
375
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,290
I won't need this
Horrible weapon.
376
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,415
Maybe...
377
00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:24,415
Maybe I could get that job
378
00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:27,499
At the lace and doily society.
379
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,500
Help!
380
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,458
Help!
381
00:18:29,459 --> 00:18:31,250
Somebody, help me!
382
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,625
Grab on!
383
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,707
Quackerjack's nabbed gosalyn.
384
00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:42,707
Want me to drop you...
385
00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:44,999
No! Go to the bridge.
386
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,457
I see something I need.
387
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:51,124
I shouldn't have let go of this.
388
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:56,290
Fly to the tower.
We'll pick up my spare costume.
389
00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:57,749
You mean?
390
00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,332
That's right. Darkwing duck...
391
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:02,583
Is back!
392
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,416
[screech]
393
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,707
♪ with $10 million
In your account ♪
394
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:19,124
♪ you can have any
Toy you want ♪♪
395
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,415
Ha ha ha!
396
00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:21,874
With terror teddy,
397
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:25,874
The town becomes
One big play center.
398
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,999
Well, l.P.,
399
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,082
Let's get dangerous!
400
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:34,207
Feels good to say that again.
401
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:36,749
[alarm sounds]
402
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:37,750
No!
403
00:19:37,751 --> 00:19:39,582
It can't be! It's...
404
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,958
Darkwing duck!
405
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:45,000
Grrrrr!
406
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:48,707
I hate it when that happens.
407
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:49,708
Aah!
408
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:51,125
Ah-aah!
409
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,457
[belch]
410
00:19:54,458 --> 00:20:00,165
Your hero just became
My teddy bear's picnic.
411
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:05,207
Which leaves us with one too
Many playmates around here.
412
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:06,582
Grrrr!
413
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:11,165
You better call off winnie
The ghoul right now.
414
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:15,999
I thought little children liked
To play with stuffed animals.
415
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,082
Grrrrrr!
416
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,332
[teeth chattering]
417
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,333
[crash]
418
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,333
[grunting]
419
00:20:20,334 --> 00:20:22,707
[panting]
420
00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:24,832
I never leave home
421
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:28,499
Without a heavy-duty
Hydraulic jack.
422
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:32,874
I am the terror that
Flaps in the night.
423
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:34,999
I am the widget
424
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,207
Missing from the
Easy-to-assemble swing set.
425
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:41,500
I am darkwing duck!
426
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:48,291
Rrrrr...
427
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,124
[vacuum suctioning]
428
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,707
Without your weapons,
429
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,499
You're a duck who's
Dressed funny.
430
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,999
A real hero's more
Than his gimmicks.
431
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,874
All I need is...
432
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:06,958
This!
433
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:11,165
You is getting
Schleepy, quackerjack.
434
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,457
You is going back...
435
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:14,707
Back...
436
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,415
No! You can't do that!
437
00:21:17,416 --> 00:21:21,290
Back into your primitive past.
438
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:22,749
No! No!
439
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,290
No! No! No!
440
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:27,500
[drums beating]
441
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:31,375
Triceratops.
442
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:43,582
Now that you're
Back to being you,
443
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:46,082
Are you going to stay you?
444
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:50,499
Yeah, gos. Wherever there's
An evildoer evildoing,
445
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,332
I'll be there.
446
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:53,832
Great, dad.
447
00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:57,874
I'm the terror that
Flaps in the night...
448
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:01,333
The ingrown toenail on
The foot of crime...
449
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:06,582
The zit that forms when
You've got a big date...
450
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:09,583
All right, dad! I get the point.
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