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But I'm so ready, and I'm going
to meet new people,
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fuck new people.
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- You look just like a
princess. - Oh!
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Step aside, boys.
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Lily is going to be mine.
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Hello!
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-Ooh!
-What?
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Now that Lexie's here,
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I'm like,
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Lily Who?
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Lexie came into the house
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like she was fucking top
fucking cunt.
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That's not happening.
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Everyone is all over
everyone right now.
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It is crazy.
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Manaaki is hot.
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It ended up with me
on the top bunk
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listening to these two dudes
suck each other off.
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So Tom is macking on with Lily.
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That was me last night.
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Are you just being a fuckboy,
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or, like, what are you doing?
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I'm in the Aussie Shore House
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and I'm here to have fun.
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Who knows what could happen
tonight?
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Oh!
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My!
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Fuck yes, brother!
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There is no niceness
in this game tonight.
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I really just want to go fuck.
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I'm hot and he's hot.
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We could be hot together!
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I've got the freak out
and I'm ready to launch.
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I'm a little bit of a sly fox.
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I'm the queen because
I'm the hottest thing, yes!
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Step on my toes,
I'll stomp on yours.
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My dream job is no job.
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I'm a little bit of
a shit-stirrer.
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Turn up that music
and watch me dance.
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I do use my tits
to an advantage.
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I came out my mum's vagina
having a party.
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Everyone needs a Kyle
in their life.
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Aussie Shore!
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Is anyone awake?
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Shag Pad once again for me,
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christened it for the actual
first time probably,
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and it was a good root.
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Tom, like, he's hot.
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He definitely is my type.
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We do get along,
there's good banter as well,
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and we're super open
with each other.
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I'll root him again.
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I don't give a fuck.
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I'll root him again.
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Hello, everyone!
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Oh, what the fucking...
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I've got some caffeine
for the lovebirds.
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Oh! Shag Pad.
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- Are they in the Shag Pad?
-They are.
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I think they'll be needing a
little bit of a caffeine kick,
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do you not?
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I was on Geordie Shore once.
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I can tell this isn't just sex
between Tom and Lily.
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It's more than that.
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I see them touching each other
when they're not in the Shag
Pad
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and flirting on.
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Oh, my good God!
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Oh, my God!
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Tom!
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I have literally been greeted
with the whitest, palest arse
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in the world.
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What?
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There's a big, big, full moon
in the bed!
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Put some flippin' boxers on!
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I cannot unsee that. I am
an engaged-to-be-married woman.
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I do not need to be seeing
any arseholes,
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apart from my fiance's.
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So what's going on here, then?
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Because I think I need to know
the gossip.
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- OK.
- OK, yeah.
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So, there's sex going on, then?
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Yeah.
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Is there feelings?
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No, we just like to fuck.
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It is undeniable.
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There is something there
between Lily and Tom.
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I don't know what it is
just yet,
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but there is something
in the air.
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Lily, a little bit of feelings?
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What, you wouldn't catch
feelings for someone like me?
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I'm not buying the bullshit.
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You can't just have sex
as much as they have been
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and not catch feelings.
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Listen, I am very experienced
in this realm.
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I've seen this situation
before.
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Just be careful.
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I know that it ends in tears
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and I can't tell
who's going to be the one
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who gets their heart broken.
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What do you reckon with Lily
and Tom?
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D'you reckon, like,
'cause she says...
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I reckon he will get feels.
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That's, oh,
I reckon he could, too.
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But, like, I would say the same
about Lily, but she seems
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pretty hard-no.
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Tom's going to get feelings
first, for sure.
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I hope they both get feelings.
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But they're very adamant
that it's not happening.
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Well...
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..bullshit!
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Lily's still, like,
a "no, no, no",
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to the point where it's like,
maybe?
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I feel like any girl,
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no matter what,
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if you're sleeping with someone
for long enough,
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you will catch feelings.
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Sometimes they say,
"We'll see where it goes" is...
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"I already like you,
but do you like me?"
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- Oh!
- Sorry.
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Holy shit. That is so bad!
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We need to get you a can
of fucking deodorant, mate!
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- Should I get it?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, my God!
- I'm going to get it.
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- Oh, my God!
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Bring it over here!
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For such a pretty girl,
what comes out of me,
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I don't understand it either.
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I'm really good at looking hot
and then being an absolute grot
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at the same time.
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I'm a hot grot!
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Right, come on, youse got work.
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Right, so, listen,
I'm going to give you your job.
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This one is...
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..I wouldn't want to do it.
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Oh, then why give it to us?
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Please to God,
do not call my name.
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-What is it?
- Sausage making.
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Yes!
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You've gotta get all
the sausage meat
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and you've got to put it into
the skin and then...
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Yeah, gang! I'm here!
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I'm not even hungover!
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I'm fucking peak condition!
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Nardos, I actually noticed
that, at the car wash,
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you didn't pull your weight
enough.
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Ooh! Woman!
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She didn't.
She didn't.
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I was really hungover that day.
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What about today? Hungover?
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Yeah, a little bit.
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Fuck. I really don't want to go
to work today.
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Have you ever gone in to a job
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and did one day of work,
in your life?
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No. To be fair,
I do have a law degree, but...
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- But you never did anything...
- I never used it, no.
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I do not want to work
in the law industry.
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Everyone there is boring.
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Everything that everyone
talks about is boring.
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It's not,
they're not my sort of people.
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Can I just ask, how do you pay
for your nails, your hair?
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My parents.
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I take my dad's credit card
and my mum's credit card.
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Um, I don't pay my rent.
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I don't pay for my car.
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They pay for my clothes
sometimes.
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- You're how old?
- I'm 25.
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You're 25 and your parents
still pay for your shit?!
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-Yeah!
- That's crazy, though.
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Winning!
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-Let's go!
-Bye-bye!
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Bye, everyone!
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Work hard!
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Can't wait to hear about it.
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Love you!
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We're gonna eat this up.
Literally.
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I'm going to eat!
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I'm going to eat
this sausage up.
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Eat!
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I'm gonna eat this sausage
hard, so hard. Oh!
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Mmm, yummy!
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I love handling sausages. I
reckon it's going to be so fun.
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See where the sausage is made.
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Nardos, how're you feeling?
Are you awake yet?
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Yeah, I'm awake.
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That was a bit of a stress,
but I'm awake.
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Once again, Nardos is hungover
and does not seem excited.
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But I can turn her around,
I reckon.
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Oh, this is so cool!
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Come, come, guys. Don't be shy.
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Today, I want these guys
purely grinding sausages,
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not each other, for a change.
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We'll ride you to make sure
they're saleable items, right?
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- I like that!
- These have to be good.
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How am I supposed to behave
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when I'm in a literal
sausage factory?
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Ooh, it feels kind of weird!
Mushy, moist.
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It feels nice.
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Reminding me of some things
we did last night!
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- Oh!
- Oh, wow!
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-Oh, boy!
-Mmm!
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He's used to handling
small ones. All good.
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So I'm going to leave youse
to it.
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Have a right old crack.
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I think I have
a pretty good work ethic.
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I don't like not being busy
at work.
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I work seven days a week
and I love it.
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This ain't my first rodeo,
babes.
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I've handled my fair share
of sausages.
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First, you gotta caress
the shaft.
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You've really got to work
that bad boy.
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Don't forget the tip, 'cause
that's where all the flavour
is.
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I'm sure someone will eat it.
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I'll eat it!
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I love chowing down
on a good sausage.
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Oh!
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Kyle.
I have a question for Kyle.
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Mm?
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- No.
- No one?
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I'm into no one.
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Have you gotten to know Lexie
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on a deeper level yet at all?
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She's cute.
Lexie is a good example.
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I don't go in guns blazing.
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Like, if you look at
when Lexie arrived...
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Oh, true.
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Yeah, he's such a sly cunt.
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I can't deal with him.
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What the fuck is wrong with
him?
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Like, just chill.
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Oh, fucking hell.
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to make friends.
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Take the
sheets off. Take the sheets
off.
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Give us it here.
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The others are at work,
and me and Con are like,
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"Let's do a prank."
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No, no, no.
Between this.
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I don't think you understand
the excitement that I get in my
body
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when I'm pulling a prank
on someone.
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It gets me off,
it gets me going.
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We need to put
something in there that she
can't get out.
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And we're, like,
cling wrap in Jaeda's bed,
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and then I don't know where the
fuck the eggs are coming from.
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Hey, that's enough,
that's enough, that's enough!
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They've pulled up
in the driveway!
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They've pulled up in the
driveway!
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Oh, jeez! Hello!
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Hey!
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-Hello!
- Hey, that's crazy. What's up?
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Hello!
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Wahey! He's got some sausage!
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We've got sausages!
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Sausages!
Sausages! Sausages! Sausages!
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Well done, guys.
These look amazing.
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So good! What do we
do with all these sausages?
255
00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:14,517
Well, Daddy's going to get
on the barbecue this afternoon
256
00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:15,551
and cook up dinner, I think.
257
00:11:15,655 --> 00:11:17,344
Daddy's going to get
on the barbecue.
258
00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:18,551
Who's Daddy?
259
00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:20,413
You know who Daddy is.
260
00:11:20,517 --> 00:11:22,068
I don't know if he thinks
he's smooth, but I'm like,
261
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:24,172
babe,
you're being obviously flirty.
262
00:11:24,275 --> 00:11:25,965
You got a great little bum,
don't ya?
263
00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:26,965
Huh?
264
00:11:27,068 --> 00:11:29,206
I said you got a great little
bum, don't ya?
265
00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:30,275
Really?
266
00:11:32,206 --> 00:11:33,862
Yeah.
267
00:11:33,965 --> 00:11:35,758
He's giving me the cheeky
smile.
268
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,034
Obviously, we've got a little
flirty thing going.
269
00:11:39,793 --> 00:11:41,137
It's kind of hot.
270
00:11:41,241 --> 00:11:43,000
Mm. It's a vibe.
271
00:11:44,689 --> 00:11:46,586
I'm loving this,
but he's fucking Lily.
272
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:58,551
But I just get a bit horny
and excited
273
00:11:58,655 --> 00:12:01,137
so love the cheeky little
relationship we have.
274
00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:02,551
It's quite nice.
275
00:12:04,103 --> 00:12:05,448
Oh? To who?
276
00:12:23,137 --> 00:12:26,344
I don't think she will take it,
and I don't...ooh...
277
00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:32,482
Lexie's been, like,
a really good friend to me,
278
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,310
and she's, like, had my back.
279
00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:36,000
I'm really worried for her.
280
00:12:51,827 --> 00:12:53,689
Oh, my God!
281
00:12:57,931 --> 00:12:59,206
Let the pranks begin.
282
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,965
-Oh!
-Oh, no!
283
00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,413
What the fuck? Not the mullet!
284
00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:08,275
-Food fight. Let's go.
-No!
285
00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:09,724
Food fight. Let's go.
286
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:16,965
Oi! Hey!
287
00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:18,379
Yes!
288
00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:23,034
Might as well even it out.
289
00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:29,517
Eggs are like a good lube,
I reckon.
290
00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:31,413
I'm kinda into this.
291
00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:32,862
Egg play?
292
00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:38,482
An asshole?
293
00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:40,000
Or a vagina?
294
00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:41,551
Where DO eggs come from?
295
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,034
They hatch.
296
00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:47,586
Eggs...eggs...
297
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:49,586
You've got me.
298
00:13:49,689 --> 00:13:51,827
Do eggs come out a bum?
299
00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:07,793
Does anyone have really big
gold hooped earrings?
300
00:14:07,896 --> 00:14:08,862
I do, babe.
301
00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:10,724
Oh, can I grab some?
302
00:14:10,827 --> 00:14:12,034
Bigger the hoop,
bigger the hoe.
303
00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:13,448
Oh, that's what they say.
304
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:23,620
My plan for tonight
is to get fucked up,
305
00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:24,896
hook up with people.
306
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,586
They do have to be
a ten out of ten,
307
00:14:26,689 --> 00:14:27,793
with a heartbeat,
308
00:14:27,896 --> 00:14:29,896
but, like, ten out of ten
while I'm drunk
309
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,724
is like a three out of ten
when I'm sober.
310
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,034
- 100%!
- Like we always do.
311
00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:45,103
I'm abso-fucking-lutely
going to be hooking up
312
00:14:45,206 --> 00:14:46,275
with someone tonight.
313
00:14:47,413 --> 00:14:51,103
Hopefully, it is a tanned,
tattooed man named Manaaki.
314
00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:52,413
Hey! Our toast!
315
00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:02,000
Hell, yeah!
Gilligan's tonight.
316
00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:03,586
Always a wild night out.
317
00:15:03,689 --> 00:15:05,586
Everyone is getting loose.
318
00:15:05,689 --> 00:15:07,172
There's people dancing.
319
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:09,620
Life fucking kills!
320
00:15:09,724 --> 00:15:11,827
Throwing back shots,
321
00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:14,137
and everyone is just hooking up
with everyone.
322
00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:22,896
Wahey! Manaaki!
323
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,275
Oh!
324
00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:26,620
What the fuck?
325
00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:30,620
- Hey. Are you OK?
- Huh?
326
00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:31,965
Are you OK?
327
00:15:33,413 --> 00:15:35,172
Cute girl, Manaaki.
328
00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:38,206
I hope she can suck your cock
as well as I can.
329
00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:40,758
Sparks are flying everywhere
in this fucking house.
330
00:15:40,862 --> 00:15:43,344
Tom and Lily, they have a great
dynamic going on.
331
00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:44,586
Con and Catia,
332
00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:46,862
I think there's a bit of sexual
tension going on there.
333
00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,000
The vibes are just up.
334
00:15:52,793 --> 00:15:54,620
I had that chat with Con.
335
00:15:54,724 --> 00:15:58,827
I opened up to him and told him
exactly how I feel.
336
00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:00,620
Big one! Big one!
337
00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:03,758
Hey!
338
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:06,379
But with Con,
it's either hot or cold.
339
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,310
When it's hot, it's hot.
340
00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:10,034
When it's cold, it's cold.
341
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,241
There's no in between.
342
00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:26,000
You do you, boo,
and I'll do the same.
343
00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:29,620
How are you?!
344
00:16:32,137 --> 00:16:34,689
Maybe I might just
345
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,172
spread myself out.
346
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:52,241
He's German, he's hot,
he's tall -
347
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,448
let's get it!
348
00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:54,482
Whoo!
349
00:16:54,586 --> 00:16:56,275
Oh, are my tits out? Probably.
350
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:15,000
Let's go!
351
00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:38,448
I'm in my element.
This is what I'm built for.
352
00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:40,379
I'm built for hooking up
with girls.
353
00:17:42,241 --> 00:17:43,862
Tom's been hooking up
with chicks all night.
354
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:45,724
You know what? Let him.
355
00:17:45,827 --> 00:17:47,482
Like, I do not mind at all.
356
00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:48,620
I don't give a fuck.
357
00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:52,965
At the end of the night,
who comes home with me?
358
00:17:53,068 --> 00:17:54,034
Tom.
359
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,965
Lexie and Tom,
they were getting close.
360
00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:12,068
I saw them from the corner of
my eye, here and there,
361
00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:14,827
getting really touchy, dancey,
and things like that.
362
00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:17,448
I might pull him aside myself
'cause that doesn't work.
363
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,862
That Shag Pad is mine.
364
00:18:29,965 --> 00:18:32,241
If I ever saw Lexie trying to
take Tom up to the Shag Pad,
365
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,862
I would be cock-blocking
that shit straightaway.
366
00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:36,206
I don't give a fuck.
367
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,517
Did everyone have
fun?
368
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:43,620
I had so much fun.
369
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:44,931
I had a fuckin' ball!
370
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,758
Like, some people just need
to be put in their place,
371
00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:54,862
and I will fucking do,
372
00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:56,758
if, if need be.
373
00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:59,965
Fucking jog along, son.
Jog along.
374
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,827
That's a bit of me, I reckon.
375
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,172
Oh, it stinks, bro!
376
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,931
Hook up with whoever you want,
because at the end of the
night,
377
00:19:17,034 --> 00:19:18,448
I'm always hotter...
378
00:19:24,724 --> 00:19:26,379
Manaaki may have gotten lucky
in the club,
379
00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:28,344
but he's sleeping alone
tonight,
380
00:19:28,448 --> 00:19:29,482
and I can fix that.
381
00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:37,241
Can someone show Kyle
to his bed, please?
382
00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:42,034
Oh, look, I can't help myself.
383
00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:47,034
Kyle was definitely trying to
get into my bed,
384
00:19:47,137 --> 00:19:49,896
but, fuck, wouldn't be
desperate for me at this rate?
385
00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:53,103
When people are sleeping
in my bed,
386
00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:54,724
it just messes up my feng shui.
387
00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:09,793
Oh!
388
00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:14,000
So Kyle can't get enough
of me.
389
00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:15,896
I had to bloomin' sleep
in the day bed last night.
390
00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:22,896
Look at the sun.
391
00:20:24,379 --> 00:20:26,827
Look how clear the ocean is,
though.
392
00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:28,413
Why is it so hot?
393
00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:29,655
- You know what?
- It's like a sauna.
394
00:20:29,758 --> 00:20:31,482
We've actually got a pool.
395
00:20:31,586 --> 00:20:34,482
- Why is it so hot?!
- Why are you moving around?
396
00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:35,931
The more you move around,
the more...
397
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:37,931
Your tanline, I think you need
to just go topless today,
babes.
398
00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:45,172
Come here.
399
00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:46,310
What did I do?
400
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,482
Come and just lay on me.
401
00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:52,241
Mm-hm. Oh, this is a nice
fuckin' spot. I'm so
honourable.
402
00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:56,379
Did you just drop one?
Huh?
403
00:20:56,482 --> 00:20:57,758
Did you just fart?
404
00:20:57,862 --> 00:20:59,517
- Get the fuck off me!
- Holy shit!
405
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,206
- Get the fuck off!
- That stinks, bro!
406
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,275
Oi, you know, you know how
you were worried,
407
00:21:05,379 --> 00:21:07,206
about getting emotional if you
have sex?
408
00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:09,000
After that one,
we're never having sex.
409
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,068
Ever.
410
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,206
- Oh, my God!
411
00:21:38,206 --> 00:21:39,862
Cooper's like...
412
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,241
..he's like a teddy bear.
413
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:43,896
Like a very soft teddy bear,
414
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,206
and he's just the sweetest
fucking soul, honestly.
415
00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:51,827
I think today
is a really good day
416
00:21:51,931 --> 00:21:55,034
to see who is a bitch
and who's not.
417
00:21:55,137 --> 00:21:56,862
-Yeah.
- Let's go bungee jumping.
418
00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,620
Uh, bungee jumping?
419
00:21:59,724 --> 00:22:02,034
Yeah. Bungee jumping?
420
00:22:02,137 --> 00:22:04,068
One of my biggest fear's
in the world's fucking heights.
421
00:22:04,172 --> 00:22:06,448
There's no way in the world
I'm gonna bungee jump,
422
00:22:06,551 --> 00:22:08,551
but I can't really look like
a bitch, so...
423
00:22:08,655 --> 00:22:09,551
I'll be bungee jumping.
424
00:22:09,655 --> 00:22:11,034
Everyone else is terrified.
425
00:22:11,137 --> 00:22:13,310
Yeah, I can't even look over
a balcony.
426
00:22:13,413 --> 00:22:15,793
I can't walk on a bridge, I
have to hold onto the railings.
427
00:22:15,896 --> 00:22:17,724
I could burst my breast
implants,
428
00:22:17,827 --> 00:22:19,793
like, due to, like,
the pressure or something.
429
00:22:22,413 --> 00:22:24,931
I mean, they look like they're
about to burst already.
430
00:22:25,034 --> 00:22:27,068
And there's gravity here.
431
00:22:27,172 --> 00:22:29,586
There's gravity. Wait... No.
432
00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:30,620
There's gravity everywhere.
433
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,034
Hold on.
434
00:22:32,137 --> 00:22:35,379
Lack of gravity when falling?
435
00:22:35,482 --> 00:22:38,000
Yeah. That'll do.
436
00:22:38,103 --> 00:22:39,862
Whoo!
437
00:22:39,965 --> 00:22:41,689
Yeah. Whoo!
438
00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:44,275
Whoo!
439
00:22:44,379 --> 00:22:45,862
I'm pissed with Tom.
440
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,862
I don't fully trust him
441
00:22:47,965 --> 00:22:49,034
hanging out with Lexie.
442
00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:54,965
I feel like she's
really had my back.
443
00:22:57,206 --> 00:22:58,793
-We're here!
444
00:22:58,896 --> 00:23:00,310
Whoo!
445
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:01,965
I'm actually going to cry!
446
00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:10,689
Yeah, no fucking way.
447
00:23:10,793 --> 00:23:13,172
Oh, my God.
It's so fucking high!
448
00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:15,034
No, no.
What the fuck?
449
00:23:15,137 --> 00:23:17,758
Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah.
450
00:23:17,862 --> 00:23:19,758
There's no chance
I was getting thrown off
451
00:23:19,862 --> 00:23:21,724
a 60-foot drop
and getting swung around.
452
00:23:21,827 --> 00:23:23,517
So I was absolutely shitting
my pants.
453
00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:26,379
Nah. Nardos,
I don't think we can do this.
454
00:23:27,482 --> 00:23:30,586
I absolutely have instant
regret coming here.
455
00:23:30,689 --> 00:23:32,586
Guys, I'm letting you all know
right now,
456
00:23:32,689 --> 00:23:34,931
I'm not doing this. Fuck no!
457
00:23:35,034 --> 00:23:37,206
Everyone is super
nervous.
458
00:23:37,310 --> 00:23:38,827
We're going to do a tandem.
459
00:23:38,931 --> 00:23:40,413
Jaeda's already complaining.
460
00:23:40,517 --> 00:23:42,517
"I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it."
461
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:46,310
Con is the most nervous
out of everyone, I feel like.
462
00:23:46,413 --> 00:23:47,931
Mr Ego, Mr Hero.
463
00:23:48,034 --> 00:23:49,896
Pussies, if you ask me.
464
00:23:51,172 --> 00:23:52,137
Horrific!
465
00:23:54,206 --> 00:23:55,586
Fuck!
466
00:23:55,689 --> 00:23:57,655
My stomach was already
turning.
467
00:23:57,758 --> 00:23:58,965
That's it, guys.
All the way to the...
468
00:23:59,068 --> 00:24:00,344
Fuck, I'm dead.
469
00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:04,275
Three, two...
470
00:24:04,379 --> 00:24:05,275
..one!
471
00:24:10,172 --> 00:24:11,068
Hold me!
472
00:24:16,344 --> 00:24:18,172
You have got this.
No, no, no.
473
00:24:18,275 --> 00:24:19,896
Oh, fuck me.
A little bit further,
guys.
474
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,655
Let's go, Lily!
475
00:24:21,758 --> 00:24:24,448
Oh!
Toes on the edge.
476
00:24:24,551 --> 00:24:26,724
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
477
00:24:26,827 --> 00:24:28,000
Let's get it, babies!
478
00:24:28,103 --> 00:24:29,586
Yes!
479
00:24:29,689 --> 00:24:31,310
I can't do this, I can't
do this, I can't do this!
480
00:24:31,413 --> 00:24:32,827
Hey, you got it!
Come on, you got it!
481
00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:35,137
Lily talks a massive
fucking game
482
00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:37,103
and then steps up to the plate
483
00:24:37,206 --> 00:24:39,448
and she starts
wanting to pull out.
484
00:24:39,551 --> 00:24:40,586
Can you hear her?
485
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:42,310
Lily, Lily, you have to,
'cause I'm about to fall!
486
00:24:42,413 --> 00:24:43,620
Don't, Kyle!
487
00:24:43,724 --> 00:24:45,620
If I drizzle a little bit,
that's not my fault,
488
00:24:45,724 --> 00:24:47,620
and I'm wearing black pants
on purpose,
489
00:24:47,724 --> 00:24:50,241
so there's no wet marks
when I do piss myself.
490
00:24:50,344 --> 00:24:51,862
Lily!
491
00:24:51,965 --> 00:24:53,413
I don't want to!
492
00:24:53,517 --> 00:24:55,379
Let's get it, Lily!
Sweetie, you're
alright.
493
00:24:55,482 --> 00:24:56,931
Go, Lily!
494
00:24:57,034 --> 00:24:58,241
No!
Kyle!
495
00:24:58,344 --> 00:24:59,724
No, I'm scared! No!
496
00:24:59,827 --> 00:25:02,034
Five, four, three,
two, one!
497
00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:07,379
Whoo!
498
00:25:16,068 --> 00:25:17,896
I'm dizzy, looking at that.
499
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,241
You look hot.
500
00:25:19,344 --> 00:25:20,379
Are you flirting?
501
00:25:20,482 --> 00:25:21,931
Tom's hot.
502
00:25:22,034 --> 00:25:23,344
Yeah.
503
00:25:23,448 --> 00:25:24,517
Don't flirt right now.
504
00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:26,137
I think he knows he's sexy
and he kind of just, like,
505
00:25:26,241 --> 00:25:28,931
sits there,
and I'm just like,
506
00:25:29,034 --> 00:25:30,241
give me more.
507
00:25:30,344 --> 00:25:31,551
- It's not the time and place!
- Alright.
508
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,931
- I'll save it for later, then.
- You do that!
509
00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:35,586
Lexie's sexy as fuck.
510
00:25:35,689 --> 00:25:39,965
Like, she's easily the sexiest
girl in the house.
511
00:25:40,068 --> 00:25:42,310
So, while we were away
from everyone, I was like,
512
00:25:42,413 --> 00:25:44,517
you miss 100% of the shots
you don't take.
513
00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:47,137
Should we...have
a good-luck kiss?
514
00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:48,413
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
515
00:25:48,517 --> 00:25:49,517
OK.
516
00:25:53,275 --> 00:25:54,206
He has luscious lips,
517
00:25:54,310 --> 00:25:55,896
and it was, like, a bit spicy!
518
00:26:00,551 --> 00:26:01,724
Oh, that's so embarrassing.
519
00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:03,275
I can't believe we fucking
cried.
520
00:26:08,448 --> 00:26:09,758
Think about me when you go
down.
521
00:26:11,206 --> 00:26:13,275
Whoo-hoo!
522
00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,551
You got it, Lexie!
523
00:26:23,965 --> 00:26:25,310
Whoa!
524
00:26:27,448 --> 00:26:29,862
That was the worst experience
of my life. I'm going to faint.
525
00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:32,000
I hate this! I hate everything!
526
00:26:34,241 --> 00:26:35,551
I hate it!
527
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,275
Are we all
wearing black tonight?
528
00:26:42,379 --> 00:26:43,689
Yeah,
I'm wearing black.
529
00:26:43,793 --> 00:26:44,931
Yay! We are!
530
00:26:45,034 --> 00:26:46,413
What are you doing tonight,
mate?
531
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:47,931
Are you doing girls
or doing boys?
532
00:26:48,034 --> 00:26:50,689
Um, honestly,
I think I want to do boys.
533
00:26:50,793 --> 00:26:52,448
Fuck yeah!
534
00:26:52,551 --> 00:26:55,000
Because that way I can stay
away from y'all guys, mate.
535
00:27:02,827 --> 00:27:04,655
-Let's go!
536
00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:06,103
We are going to The Woolshed.
537
00:27:06,206 --> 00:27:08,517
Hell yeah!
I'm gonna be dancing all night!
538
00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:11,344
All night! All night! All
night!
539
00:27:13,862 --> 00:27:15,034
Let's go!
540
00:27:16,310 --> 00:27:18,655
Fresh meat, fresh environment,
541
00:27:18,758 --> 00:27:19,793
new drinks.
542
00:27:19,896 --> 00:27:20,931
Let's go!
543
00:27:22,517 --> 00:27:23,862
It pops off.
544
00:27:27,758 --> 00:27:29,379
I think the plan with me
and all the other boys
545
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:30,758
is just to go on the hunt,
546
00:27:30,862 --> 00:27:32,689
just go fucking bloodhound
on it,
547
00:27:32,793 --> 00:27:34,137
go sniffing through
the dance floor.
548
00:27:38,724 --> 00:27:40,689
Oh!
549
00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:42,724
Lily has said that there
might be some fresh meat
550
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:43,896
at The Woolshed tonight,
551
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,344
so I'm excited to, you know,
552
00:27:45,448 --> 00:27:47,206
scour,
and see what else is there,
553
00:27:47,310 --> 00:27:49,000
and see if we can make
Manaaki jealous.
554
00:28:15,275 --> 00:28:16,344
Yeah?
555
00:28:16,448 --> 00:28:17,586
I'll give 'em back.
556
00:28:25,310 --> 00:28:26,551
I'm playing the field,
I'm looking out,
557
00:28:26,655 --> 00:28:29,689
I'm seeing what sort of
talent's across the room.
558
00:28:37,137 --> 00:28:39,344
Just telling her that she's the
hottest girl in there
tonight...
559
00:28:39,448 --> 00:28:41,172
..like I have been
with everyone!
560
00:28:50,034 --> 00:28:51,241
I was just thinking,
561
00:28:51,344 --> 00:28:52,793
I want to take you home.
562
00:28:52,896 --> 00:28:54,206
Like, come home with me.
563
00:29:00,310 --> 00:29:01,965
Tom's hooking up
with this chick.
564
00:29:02,068 --> 00:29:03,448
Like, fuck off.
565
00:29:03,551 --> 00:29:04,758
I feel like shit.
566
00:29:04,862 --> 00:29:05,965
Like, I saw rage.
567
00:29:10,034 --> 00:29:11,000
What?
568
00:29:13,965 --> 00:29:15,310
I feel like...
569
00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:20,586
Yeah?
570
00:29:28,103 --> 00:29:29,068
Yeah, so?
571
00:29:30,655 --> 00:29:31,827
Yeah.
572
00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:35,827
Like, for fuck's sake,
clearly, I got jealous,
573
00:29:35,931 --> 00:29:37,275
if that's what you want
to fucking hear.
574
00:29:37,379 --> 00:29:38,827
Like, oh, my God.
575
00:29:38,931 --> 00:29:41,103
And I don't get jealous,
and I don't,
576
00:29:41,206 --> 00:29:43,724
I don't get like that, so maybe
it's hard for me to admit.
577
00:29:47,724 --> 00:29:49,344
Oh, my God!
578
00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:59,724
I would say the way I'm
behaving is very, like,
579
00:29:59,827 --> 00:30:01,551
probably behaving like a bit
of a fuck boy,
580
00:30:01,655 --> 00:30:03,310
but I'm, like,
a very nice person as well.
581
00:30:03,413 --> 00:30:04,448
I'm very, like, genuine.
582
00:30:04,551 --> 00:30:06,655
Fuck boys do have intentions
to really hurt people.
583
00:30:06,758 --> 00:30:09,103
I don't really have
those intentions.
584
00:30:09,206 --> 00:30:10,965
I just need to find out
from Tom,
585
00:30:11,068 --> 00:30:13,172
like, what's your vibe,
what's your situation?
586
00:30:13,275 --> 00:30:15,586
-Let's chat.
-Let's chat.
587
00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:17,413
Obviously, you've got this
thing going on with Lily,
588
00:30:17,517 --> 00:30:19,000
like, I genuinely haven't
cared,
589
00:30:19,103 --> 00:30:21,103
and then I saw him
with this random girl,
590
00:30:21,206 --> 00:30:22,482
and I was kind of like...
591
00:30:23,758 --> 00:30:24,758
..is he doing this to everyone?
592
00:30:24,862 --> 00:30:26,034
Like, what's going on here?
593
00:30:26,137 --> 00:30:28,620
Like, what do you feel, bro?
594
00:30:28,724 --> 00:30:29,793
Like, what do you feel?
595
00:30:37,758 --> 00:30:39,068
We're all together,
at the end of the day,
596
00:30:39,172 --> 00:30:41,068
and I'm someone that can't
really, like,
597
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:42,482
hide how I feel for very long.
598
00:31:03,758 --> 00:31:05,034
-No, no, come on...
599
00:31:05,137 --> 00:31:07,275
No, I don't know what's wrong
with me.
600
00:31:16,724 --> 00:31:18,241
I don't know if he's
just good with his words,
601
00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:19,931
but when he speaks, like,
you'll...
602
00:31:20,034 --> 00:31:21,172
It's hard not to believe Tom,
603
00:31:21,275 --> 00:31:23,413
'cause he just seems so pure
and genuine.
604
00:31:36,034 --> 00:31:38,068
I've got Ella waiting
over there,
605
00:31:38,172 --> 00:31:41,034
Lily is somewhere
floating about,
606
00:31:41,137 --> 00:31:42,344
and now I've got Lexie,
607
00:31:42,448 --> 00:31:44,862
who's also throwing a bit of
a spanner into the works.
608
00:31:44,965 --> 00:31:46,931
I was loving it, like,
I was eating that shit up.
609
00:31:47,034 --> 00:31:49,172
That's what I'm there for!
610
00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:50,827
But I'll put my hand up
and play tag.
611
00:31:56,724 --> 00:31:58,655
I was happy to talk to Lexie,
612
00:31:58,758 --> 00:32:00,551
and then go for a chat
with Ella again, and go back.
613
00:32:00,655 --> 00:32:03,034
I was kind of just making sure
that I was interested
614
00:32:03,137 --> 00:32:05,137
in both of them
and they sort of knew it.
615
00:32:12,551 --> 00:32:14,137
Hey, it was nothing!
616
00:32:14,241 --> 00:32:16,000
It doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
617
00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:24,896
The whole night,
I see Tom pulling Lexie.
618
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,275
I see him talking to her.
619
00:32:26,379 --> 00:32:27,620
He's smooth-talking her.
620
00:32:27,724 --> 00:32:29,413
I see Lexie laughing,
621
00:32:29,517 --> 00:32:31,655
she's giggling,
she's getting into it,
622
00:32:31,758 --> 00:32:34,448
and I know she's being played
like a fool.
623
00:32:44,172 --> 00:32:46,034
He likes no one!
624
00:32:46,137 --> 00:32:47,413
Stop it, right now!
625
00:32:51,034 --> 00:32:52,931
You're not number one.
You're not special here.
626
00:32:53,034 --> 00:32:55,000
He doesn't think anyone
in this house is special.
627
00:33:02,896 --> 00:33:03,896
OK, wait.
628
00:33:37,965 --> 00:33:40,172
I'm fucking raging, babe,
I'm...
629
00:33:40,275 --> 00:33:42,103
I am...
630
00:33:42,206 --> 00:33:44,068
..feeling my blood boil.
631
00:33:44,172 --> 00:33:45,379
I am raging.
632
00:33:56,827 --> 00:33:58,379
I can't be fucked
with this anymore.
633
00:33:58,482 --> 00:34:00,137
The less drama,
the more sex I can have.
634
00:34:05,482 --> 00:34:07,068
He says the fucking
thing same shit to everyone!
635
00:34:27,448 --> 00:34:29,275
-I see your nipple!
-Welcome home!
636
00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:32,620
When we come back from the
club,
637
00:34:32,724 --> 00:34:35,931
it's just like feasting,
like, hungry hippos, at it.
638
00:34:36,034 --> 00:34:38,620
That's why I'm staying quiet
as well.
639
00:34:38,724 --> 00:34:40,034
My mouth is shut
the whole night.
640
00:34:40,137 --> 00:34:41,241
I thought,
I actually said today,
641
00:34:41,344 --> 00:34:43,379
I said the only three things
I'm stuffing in is cock,
642
00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:44,413
food and drinks.
643
00:34:45,655 --> 00:34:48,241
There's nothing else going
in my mouth. I'm sorry.
644
00:34:48,344 --> 00:34:50,586
This food is good. I love that,
like, I can come home,
645
00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:53,103
and I don't have to, like,
think about ordering Macca's,
646
00:34:53,206 --> 00:34:54,310
or, like...
647
00:34:54,413 --> 00:34:57,275
I'm actually so fucking happy
with this food.
648
00:34:57,379 --> 00:34:59,931
It's literally orgasmic as
fuck.
649
00:35:00,034 --> 00:35:02,586
We're piranhas, like, just
going at the food tonight.
650
00:35:11,827 --> 00:35:12,896
Don't! Don't!
651
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,586
I'll give you the best
blowjob, I promise.
652
00:35:17,310 --> 00:35:19,482
It is way too hot and cold
with Con...
653
00:35:24,448 --> 00:35:26,241
..but Cooper is always there.
654
00:35:31,241 --> 00:35:32,965
Yeah!
655
00:35:35,448 --> 00:35:37,724
Kissing Cooper's comfort.
656
00:35:37,827 --> 00:35:40,034
We have, like,
this sexual banter as well.
657
00:35:44,551 --> 00:35:47,862
A kiss and a cuddle is needed
right now,
658
00:35:47,965 --> 00:35:50,862
but there's just something
that's pulling me more
659
00:35:50,965 --> 00:35:52,172
towards Con.
660
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:53,172
We'll see what happens.
661
00:36:03,689 --> 00:36:04,965
Lex.
662
00:36:05,068 --> 00:36:06,724
You alright?
663
00:36:06,827 --> 00:36:08,965
Oh, I'm so angry!
664
00:36:09,068 --> 00:36:10,586
I'm just angry!
665
00:36:10,689 --> 00:36:12,965
My buttons have been pushed
hard,
666
00:36:13,068 --> 00:36:15,620
hard and fast and deep.
667
00:36:15,724 --> 00:36:18,172
All I'm hearing is Thomas says
the same shit to every girl,
668
00:36:18,275 --> 00:36:19,517
and I'm just like,
669
00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:21,482
I don't want to be
another one of those girls,
670
00:36:21,586 --> 00:36:22,517
you know what I mean?
671
00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:24,482
- I'm angry.
- You're angry?
672
00:36:24,586 --> 00:36:26,068
- Yeah, I'm angry.
- What about?
673
00:36:26,172 --> 00:36:28,275
I'm giving you the opportunity
to tell me.
674
00:36:28,379 --> 00:36:30,275
What did you say,
675
00:36:30,379 --> 00:36:32,000
in the car,
676
00:36:32,103 --> 00:36:33,655
along the lines of
677
00:36:33,758 --> 00:36:36,137
fucking Lily
and then fucking me?
678
00:36:36,241 --> 00:36:37,724
Nardos has backed it up.
679
00:36:39,413 --> 00:36:42,068
Absolutely fucking not.
680
00:36:42,172 --> 00:36:43,827
Absolutely
fucking not.
681
00:36:43,931 --> 00:36:46,103
I don't know what Nardos's
game plan is.
682
00:36:46,206 --> 00:36:48,000
But I don't understand it.
683
00:36:48,103 --> 00:36:50,724
I don't understand her. I don't
understand the situation.
684
00:36:50,827 --> 00:36:52,931
I would never make a comment of
"when I'm bored fucking
someone,
685
00:36:53,034 --> 00:36:54,379
"I will fuck someone else."
686
00:36:54,482 --> 00:36:57,482
Lexie, I'm a very nice,
genuine person.
687
00:36:57,586 --> 00:36:59,000
- Look, bro...
- I would never say
688
00:36:59,103 --> 00:37:01,344
"when I'm done fucking Lily,
I'm going to fuck Lexie."
689
00:37:01,448 --> 00:37:02,379
OK.
690
00:37:02,482 --> 00:37:04,758
What pisses me off is,
I would say,
691
00:37:04,862 --> 00:37:09,413
I would say to everyone that I
would like to fuck Lexie,
692
00:37:09,517 --> 00:37:11,793
but I would never assume
that I'm going to fuck Lexie.
693
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:13,379
I'm not going to assume
that's going to happen,
694
00:37:13,482 --> 00:37:14,827
you know,
I'm going to just do that.
695
00:37:14,931 --> 00:37:16,758
I genuinely feel like,
in terms of, like,
696
00:37:16,862 --> 00:37:18,000
being a little bit open,
697
00:37:18,103 --> 00:37:22,275
I was, like, vulnerable with
you for, like, 10 minutes,
698
00:37:22,379 --> 00:37:25,379
and I feel like I regret
those 10 minutes,
699
00:37:25,482 --> 00:37:26,586
after just being told what I...
700
00:37:26,689 --> 00:37:27,689
Why would you say that?
701
00:37:27,793 --> 00:37:29,827
Because of what I got told.
702
00:37:29,931 --> 00:37:32,620
I've been very angry.
703
00:37:32,724 --> 00:37:34,655
Did I say those words directly?
704
00:37:34,758 --> 00:37:36,965
Mmm, no.
705
00:37:37,068 --> 00:37:40,965
At the end of the day, Nardos
is clearly lying in this
situation.
706
00:37:41,068 --> 00:37:42,655
When the lies start coming in,
707
00:37:42,758 --> 00:37:44,586
and when you start involving
my name in it,
708
00:37:44,689 --> 00:37:46,517
that's when I'm going to start
getting pissed off.
709
00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:48,793
Nardos goes, "You're dumb",
but she's like,
710
00:37:48,896 --> 00:37:50,793
"Babes, you look stupid."
711
00:37:51,896 --> 00:37:53,931
I don't feel like I've gotten
to the bottom of the matter at
all.
712
00:37:54,034 --> 00:37:55,068
I'm pissed off.
713
00:37:56,827 --> 00:37:58,206
I still feel...
714
00:37:58,310 --> 00:37:59,620
..fucked up the bum.
715
00:38:00,931 --> 00:38:04,000
Sorry! But I feel like I have
been bent over,
716
00:38:04,103 --> 00:38:07,068
had a dildo shoved up there
and fucked.
717
00:38:07,172 --> 00:38:08,379
I should be the one crying.
718
00:38:11,172 --> 00:38:13,000
I fucking love you a little
bit!
719
00:38:14,275 --> 00:38:15,689
Don't look at my nipples, cunt.
720
00:38:18,206 --> 00:38:20,448
You know what?
I don't give a fuck, cunt.
721
00:38:20,551 --> 00:38:22,034
I'm here to drink.
I'm here to party.
722
00:38:22,137 --> 00:38:23,310
I don't give a fuck,
723
00:38:23,413 --> 00:38:24,965
'cause it's just too much drama
for me.
724
00:38:25,068 --> 00:38:26,689
I don't know why everyone's
fighting. It's stupid.
725
00:38:26,793 --> 00:38:29,034
My brain's exploding right now.
I don't care.
726
00:38:29,137 --> 00:38:30,793
Guess what? Well, guess what?
727
00:38:30,896 --> 00:38:32,172
I'm still gonna fuck him
tonight anyway.
728
00:38:33,965 --> 00:38:37,103
He said, when I'm done sort of
fucking with Lily,
729
00:38:37,206 --> 00:38:38,793
or sleeping with Lily,
730
00:38:38,896 --> 00:38:40,827
then he'll move on to me?
731
00:38:40,931 --> 00:38:42,137
Yeah, that's what I heard.
732
00:38:44,689 --> 00:38:45,758
Did he say that in the car?
733
00:38:45,862 --> 00:38:47,344
- Was that word-for-word?
- That's what I heard.
734
00:38:47,448 --> 00:38:49,379
Word-for-word, I said, "When
I'm finished fucking Lily..."
735
00:38:49,482 --> 00:38:50,758
That is what I heard.
736
00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:52,551
Nardos has a law degree.
737
00:38:52,655 --> 00:38:54,586
She knows the rules of
evidence,
738
00:38:54,689 --> 00:38:57,068
and the rules of evidence
is have your facts right.
739
00:38:58,310 --> 00:39:00,206
You know what I mean,
clarify what was said,
740
00:39:00,310 --> 00:39:02,655
before going and starting shit.
741
00:39:02,758 --> 00:39:04,241
-It is a load of shit.
-That's what I heard!
742
00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:06,068
I said...
743
00:39:06,172 --> 00:39:09,103
He's not even denying semantics
about the sentence.
744
00:39:09,206 --> 00:39:11,896
He's denying it even happened
to begin with.
745
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,482
I'm just going to be honest
with you guys,
746
00:39:13,586 --> 00:39:17,172
I don't cope well and I do not
deal well with lying.
747
00:39:17,275 --> 00:39:19,068
It fucks with my skin,
it gets under me,
748
00:39:19,172 --> 00:39:20,275
it gives me fucking rage.
749
00:39:21,689 --> 00:39:24,517
Tom is a sly fox,
and I wasn't happy about it,
750
00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:26,241
so I had to step in.
751
00:39:26,344 --> 00:39:28,620
Go to bed. Go to bed. Do
everyone a favour and go to
bed.
752
00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:33,793
You're annoying. You're making
up lies. Go to bed.
753
00:39:33,896 --> 00:39:35,448
Honestly, I can't be fucked
with this shit.
754
00:39:35,551 --> 00:39:36,862
You're making up lies.
Go to bed.
755
00:39:36,965 --> 00:39:38,206
I can't be fucked with it.
756
00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:41,068
I'm not thinking she's asking
me to confirm, word-for-word,
757
00:39:41,172 --> 00:39:43,413
I'm thinking she's asking
me to confirm,
758
00:39:43,517 --> 00:39:45,206
are you 100% sure this
happened?
759
00:39:45,310 --> 00:39:47,103
If you're going to make up
shit, then fuck off.
760
00:39:47,206 --> 00:39:48,206
I can't be fucked with it.
761
00:39:48,310 --> 00:39:49,827
You make up shit,
then I can't be fucked with it.
762
00:39:49,931 --> 00:39:52,137
One way to piss me off is
lying.
763
00:39:53,482 --> 00:39:55,068
And you did, you did,
made up shit tonight,
764
00:39:55,172 --> 00:39:56,724
caused a bit of drama,
congratulations. Awesome.
765
00:39:56,827 --> 00:39:58,310
Well done.
766
00:39:58,413 --> 00:40:00,000
Can you...Nardos,
Nardos, Nardos...
767
00:40:02,931 --> 00:40:05,137
No, no, no, wait, wait -
did he say it or not?
768
00:40:05,241 --> 00:40:06,655
Yes or no? Those words?
769
00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:09,862
I don't give a fuck
who's in the car!
770
00:40:09,965 --> 00:40:12,413
Shit is hitting the fan
and I'm here for it.
771
00:40:12,517 --> 00:40:15,241
Did you hear, babe, I love you,
don't make me angry -
772
00:40:15,344 --> 00:40:16,551
did he say...
773
00:40:17,931 --> 00:40:19,620
Back yourself. If you're gonna
try and cause drama,
774
00:40:19,724 --> 00:40:21,517
back yourself in,
don't fucking pull out halfway.
775
00:40:23,517 --> 00:40:24,689
Hey!
776
00:40:24,793 --> 00:40:27,000
Uh, Tom's not getting
in the Shag Pad.
777
00:40:27,103 --> 00:40:29,724
-Did he say...
-Nardos?
778
00:40:31,827 --> 00:40:33,310
Lexie doesn't know
who to believe.
779
00:40:35,689 --> 00:40:37,862
She's tossing up
between me and Tom.
780
00:40:37,965 --> 00:40:39,551
Obviously, me and Lexie
have gotten close...
781
00:40:41,793 --> 00:40:43,551
..but I don't know
if we'll come back from it.
782
00:40:45,689 --> 00:40:47,413
I'm trying not to get annoying,
like...
783
00:40:55,137 --> 00:40:56,413
I don't want to get upset.
784
00:40:57,862 --> 00:41:00,000
I think tonight's lesson is
that
785
00:41:00,103 --> 00:41:02,517
don't lie to me
or I'll be fucking angry,
786
00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:03,827
'cause I'm fucking angry.
787
00:41:05,275 --> 00:41:08,000
I was raging at Tom,
788
00:41:08,103 --> 00:41:10,517
and then I'm screaming in
Nardos's face.
789
00:41:10,620 --> 00:41:13,206
I'm like, "What is going on?!"
790
00:41:13,310 --> 00:41:17,620
for you
791
00:41:24,724 --> 00:41:26,758
Do I take their word for it?
792
00:41:26,862 --> 00:41:28,724
Do I...
793
00:41:28,827 --> 00:41:31,206
..act like it never happened,
which - impossible.
794
00:41:31,310 --> 00:41:35,827
for you?
795
00:41:38,310 --> 00:41:41,241
I really want to give him,
like, the benefit of the doubt.
796
00:41:41,344 --> 00:41:43,241
I don't want to cut him off,
797
00:41:43,344 --> 00:41:44,517
but...
798
00:41:46,034 --> 00:41:47,551
I think I'm just accepting that
799
00:41:47,655 --> 00:41:49,172
I'm probably just that
delusional fucker
800
00:41:49,275 --> 00:41:51,000
that doesn't fucking
read the signs.
801
00:42:02,758 --> 00:42:05,034
The feeling in the
house this morning is awkward.
802
00:42:05,137 --> 00:42:06,896
I don't know.
I was just a menace.
803
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,724
Does that mean
you're backtracking?
804
00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:10,310
No, I'm not backtracking.
805
00:42:10,413 --> 00:42:13,068
Being a good friend has
definitely backfired on me.
806
00:42:13,172 --> 00:42:15,000
Our next job
807
00:42:15,103 --> 00:42:16,379
is a big one.
808
00:42:16,482 --> 00:42:18,206
You are teaching
809
00:42:18,310 --> 00:42:20,172
people to dance.
810
00:42:21,482 --> 00:42:23,793
Oh, fuck.
No, I'm not doing that.
811
00:42:23,896 --> 00:42:26,068
- Yes!
812
00:42:26,172 --> 00:42:27,448
I don't know
who these students are,
813
00:42:27,551 --> 00:42:29,206
but, hopefully,
there's someone hot.
814
00:42:29,310 --> 00:42:30,758
Yeah!
815
00:42:30,862 --> 00:42:32,241
Whoo!
816
00:42:32,344 --> 00:42:34,310
Um...OK.
817
00:42:34,413 --> 00:42:35,379
What the fuck?
818
00:42:37,275 --> 00:42:40,137
I am loving
the pool party right now.
819
00:42:40,241 --> 00:42:41,862
It is fucking off its head.
820
00:42:41,965 --> 00:42:43,137
The vibes are up.
821
00:42:48,724 --> 00:42:50,000
Let's play a game.
822
00:42:51,034 --> 00:42:52,793
Why don't we play a game
of truth, shall we?
823
00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:56,655
Hombre, get away!
824
00:42:56,758 --> 00:42:57,827
Fuck me!
825
00:42:57,931 --> 00:42:59,931
All I wanted was
another drama-free night.
826
00:43:00,034 --> 00:43:02,379
What a cunt.
827
00:43:02,482 --> 00:43:04,413
If you've got a fucking issue,
cuz, say to me. If not...
828
00:43:04,517 --> 00:43:05,586
I don't have an issue.
829
00:43:05,689 --> 00:43:07,275
Oi, if not,
there's a fucking bedroom,
830
00:43:07,379 --> 00:43:08,379
go to it.
831
00:43:10,137 --> 00:43:11,413
You and me, we're done.
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