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When are you going to
take that stupid thing off?
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I know you're obsessed with it,
but it's an eyesore.
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I'm not getting a signal here.
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Wish I could see the news,
cuz I bet we're on it.
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but nobody
got footage of you in action, Summer.
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Put some clothes on, Dad.
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Okay, let's have something to eat.
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Summer, can you grab us some plates?
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Do you think Morty is doing all right?
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Let's just give him some space.
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I know it must be rough,
but time heals all wounds.
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Good point.
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Time is one thing we do have.
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I reprogrammed this to simulate
the best possible life for you.
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It might not provide much solace,
but give it a shot anyway.
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I'm not done talking to you yet, Morty!
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Now listen here. Your prejudice towards
other people's diets is just proof
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that you don't even know
what you're actually eating.
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Dating the best guy in school
comes with lots of benefits, baby!
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I'd never date you
under any circumstances.
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You need to open your heart
in order to find a truly sustainable...
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Hold on, Morty!
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Whatchu want?
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Cut it out, man.
She's clearly not interested.
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Don't try to show off by playing hero.
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Or I'll make sure
you never come to school again, twerp.
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Well, Morty...
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I guess I'll admit
you've got some balls.
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You're off the hook for today!
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Hi, I'm Elle.
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And you are?
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My name's Morty.
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Thank you, Morty.
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Everyone else was pretending
to look the other way.
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Actually, so was I...
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I'm not sure where I found
the courage to step up.
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This price is outrageous, ain't it?
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There's only two doors on this thing.
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Plus the roof is missing.
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Well, sir, that's how it was designed...
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Look, this one with four doors
and a roof and is selling for $800.
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So how does $300 for this one sound?
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That's fair, yeah?
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Not really...
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Great, we've got a deal! I'll buy it!
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Consider yourself lucky!
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Are you Mr. Morty Smith?
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- I'm...
- I know.
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I could never forget you.
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Frank...
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Shucks, I'm happy
that you remembered me.
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How did you know I was here?
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All it took was a bit of research.
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I've actually known for a long time now.
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But I wasn't going to come...
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until I had turned myself into a man
who's worthy of you.
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And now,
I have a very successful enterprise.
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I can make any wish of yours come true.
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Would you care to work at my company?
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I guarantee you a position and salary
that's more than worthwhile.
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I can't...
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I'm sorry, Frank.
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I'm a married man now.
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I even have a young daughter.
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So, you see...
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I can't... be with you...
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Hey, Morty? I'm coming in!
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Jeez, hurry and get over it alr-
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Grandpa!
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That little shit.
He broke the damn thing!
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What's happening to him?
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Don't touch the headset, Summer.
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If we take it off Morty now,
then he'll never come back.
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He's not in the world
that I programed for him.
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Morty's consciousness has separated
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from his body
and drifted into another dimension.
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So right now, he's living the life of
a different Morty.
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We're gonna save him!
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I've got your back, grandpa!
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Forget the guns!
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We're gonna use the headset's records
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to figure out
exactly which universe Morty is in,
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and then recall his consciousness.
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But we gotta move fast.
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We don't know what's happening
in the other universe,
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or even if it has the same flow of time.
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If Morty's already dead on the other
side, then there's no bringing him back!
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{\an8}You're gonna be
the death of this dealership.
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I'm sorry,
but you can't work here anymore.
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00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:08,650
But, sir...
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Here's a week's worth of pay.
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Now take it and get out.
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No hard feelings.
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- Daddy?
- I'm home.
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Welcome back, Daddy!
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00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,392
Thank you, Maria.
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00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:45,562
Welcome home, honey.
You're a little late today.
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00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:46,813
Oh, sorry...
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But good timing.
Dinner is ready.
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00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:55,780
What's that?
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Oh, it's nothing.
102
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,371
Who could that be?
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00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,296
Morty, someone's at the door for you.
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00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,552
- You...
- I'm sorry I came on too hard.
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I'm not here to press the issue.
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00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,974
Just forget what I said earlier.
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If this is what you want...
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then I promise to leave
and never come back.
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It's just...
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I wanted to say goodbye
to you in person...
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It was great to see you again, Morty.
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Wait, Frank!
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I'm sorry. It's not a very fancy meal.
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I don't mind at all.
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In fact, I was downright starving.
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I'm so glad you could come, Morty!
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So, does this entire building
belong to you?
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00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,683
Actually, more than just this one.
119
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,059
Out of the buildings
that you can see from here,
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00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,853
the four tallest ones all belong to me.
121
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,944
And... they're also yours.
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00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,874
If you gave everyone two cookies each,
and there are five people...
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how many cookies is that?
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Frank is quite the gentleman.
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And he seems to be very fond of you.
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You think so?
I'm not sure about that.
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Ten cookies!
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That's right! You're so smart, Maria.
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00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,183
Actually,
Frank stopped by this afternoon.
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What?
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He said his company
is buying up that house
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and we should consider moving into it.
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It's a big place.
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00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:01,865
Morty...?
135
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,325
But this is our house.
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00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,578
It's where we raised Maria.
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We've made so many
precious memories here.
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And now...
139
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,467
you want to throw that all away?!
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I'm sorry.
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You make a good point.
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It's okay.
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You must be Mr. Frank.
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Maria's mother told us to expect you.
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I happened to have an opening
in my schedule.
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You're a famous name around these parts.
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It's a great honor to meet you.
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She does this all the time after school.
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00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,553
I really think we need to
get her a proper teacher.
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00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,398
Keep your nose out of this!
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If she needs one, then I'll buy it!
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00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,444
Maria is MY daughter!
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00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,032
I swear I didn't mean to
step on your toes...
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00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,829
I'm sorry, Morty.
155
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,540
Frank!
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00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:39,963
That was uncalled for, Morty.
157
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,606
I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings.
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00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:04,362
Christ, I can't do a single good thing
for Elle and Maria.
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00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,533
It's impossible for me to be like you...
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Those two need you more than anything.
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Listen,
I won't visit your family anymore.
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00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,379
So please go back home to them, Morty.
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Pardon me!
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There's a little girl here
looking for you
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who seems to be in trouble, Mr. Frank!
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Maria!
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00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,783
It's Mommy...!
Mommy's hurt...!
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00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,623
A buildup of stress and anxiety
caused her to collapse.
169
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,385
It's going to be okay now.
170
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,054
Your mom will feel all better
once she wakes up.
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00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,146
We don't got all damn day!
Hurry your ass up!
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00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:22,732
Study abroad?
173
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,276
But we don't have that kind of money.
174
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,404
Don't worry about the money.
175
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,906
I just want to give Maria the chance
to live up to her potential.
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00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,574
We're not using your money!
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00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,076
You're not her father!
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If it's necessary, then I'll...
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00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,829
This is a time of her life
she can never get back.
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Refuse all you want,
but this is one thing I'm going to do!
181
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You can't even call yourself her father
if you never go home to her!
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I'm sorry, I was...
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00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,645
Listen, I just...
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00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,608
All I ever really wanted was
for you to be happy.
185
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None of this would have been possible
without you.
186
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,099
I can't thank you enough, Frank.
187
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:24,062
But my actions left a scar on
your family that will never go away.
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- I mean, Morty is...
- Never mind that.
189
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We couldn't wish for any more than this.
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Are you okay, mister?
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Daddy!
192
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,828
I had found real happiness,
193
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but I was on the verge of
letting it all go.
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Over something as stupid as jealousy...
195
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,420
But this was all born out of
the love in your heart.
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I've never regretted anything
about my life
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since the day that I met you.
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Elle...
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Let's all live together as a family.
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Of course, that includes you too, Frank.
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Morty...
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00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:56,631
Daddy...?
203
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:00,927
Daddy?!
204
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:02,804
Morty?
205
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:06,516
Morty!
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00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,476
Daddy!
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00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:09,936
Morty!
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00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,859
Welcome back, Morty!
209
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:17,318
Talk about a close call!
210
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,987
Rick, I was just...
211
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,740
I dunno what you saw,
but it was all a dream.
212
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:22,866
So forget it!
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00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,579
There. Now things are back to normal.
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00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:31,624
Time to go on a new adventure, Morty!
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00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:40,175
I wish I could just stay with you
like this forever...
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00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,428
We don't know
what the future holds in store.
217
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:50,268
Since there's no real reason
to our existence in the first place.
218
00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:54,689
But...
219
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,735
I want to stay with you, too.
220
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:04,240
Whether you're dead or alive,
I want to be by your side forever.
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00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,298
In this world devoid of meaning,
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00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,300
doing what we can
to live our lives to the fullest
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00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:26,596
is the most precious
and meaningful thing there is.
224
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:55,477
What the...?
225
00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:01,690
Oh no!
226
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:03,401
We're under attack!
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00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:04,569
Okay!
228
00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:06,696
Now blow the hell outta them!
229
00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:27,300
Whoa!
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You're kicking ass, newbie!
231
00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:14,848
Hey, I'm Morty! What's your name?
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Elle.
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My name is Elle.15963
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