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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:42,360 Sameer... 2 00:04:19,910 --> 00:04:22,080 Cooking gas...? 3 00:04:58,230 --> 00:05:00,630 Auntie! Auntie! 4 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:02,890 That's good, auntie 5 00:05:05,170 --> 00:05:06,880 Hey auntie! Wake up! 6 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:11,580 Sameer, forgive me. I'm Ieaving you 7 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,320 Sure, you're forgiven! Now wake up! 8 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:19,740 I wish you were a heart-specialist instead of an orthopedician... 9 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:22,310 - you'd have understood my anguish. - I understand all your anguish! 10 00:05:22,330 --> 00:05:24,730 Now come on! Wake up! 11 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:28,390 Please, Sameer... one Iast time 12 00:05:38,490 --> 00:05:40,790 Who are you? And what are you doing here? 13 00:05:40,860 --> 00:05:44,510 Strange girl! She first hugs me and then yells at me! 14 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,130 - How did you get in? - Ungrateful girl! 15 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:51,140 Like a hero! I broke through the window. You Ieft the cooking-gas on 16 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:54,880 Had I not got here on time, you'd have been dead by now 17 00:05:55,190 --> 00:05:58,680 Why did you save me? You should've Iet me die! 18 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:01,150 I see! A suicide case! 19 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:05,150 - Sameer's not the reason, is he? - How did you guess? 20 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:09,340 Auntie! He's the one whose name was on your Iips when you clung to me! 21 00:06:09,430 --> 00:06:12,590 Don't even utter his name. I'm very angry with him 22 00:06:12,630 --> 00:06:16,430 Why? Is there another girl in Uncle's Iife? 23 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:21,140 - Another girl? He's a married man! - You've fallen for a married man? 24 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:25,060 He's very honest and straightforward. He hid nothing from me 25 00:06:25,090 --> 00:06:28,490 - That's why I Iove him. - Uncle sure has it made! 26 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,410 - By the way, I'm Pyare Mohan. - Hi! 27 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:33,780 But you can call me Pyare (dear one). Your friendly neighbour 28 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,300 I've just arrived from Delhi. I'm struggling to become a film-star! 29 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:41,650 I'm Sonia, a model. And Sameer's a bone-specialist 30 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:47,730 - It's Iate now. Good night. - Wait, wait, wait 31 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:51,060 Here's Sameer's card. Please call him and tell him that I'm still alive 32 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:53,810 And that there's no need for him to meet me 33 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:57,380 Sure, I'II call him 34 00:06:57,410 --> 00:06:59,580 Good night, Pyare 35 00:07:04,070 --> 00:07:06,630 This is Naina, from Dr Malhotra's clinic. What's happening? 36 00:07:06,790 --> 00:07:09,190 Why haven't the X-rays arrived? Please hurry up 37 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,830 Thai Pavilion? Dr Malhotra's clinic. His food hasn't arrived yet 38 00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:20,400 It's one already. Please make it quick 39 00:07:20,470 --> 00:07:22,020 - Excuse me, ma'am. - Yes? 40 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:25,840 - How much time will it take? - Your turn's next. In 5 minutes 41 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:27,170 Please be seated 42 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:31,530 - And when's my turn coming, darling? - You...? What is it? 43 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:33,680 Do I say it right here, or do we go out? 44 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:35,980 - What on earth do you want? - You! 45 00:07:36,010 --> 00:07:38,960 You know, had you not been the doctor's friend... 46 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:40,880 I wouldn't ever Iet you get into this clinic 47 00:07:40,910 --> 00:07:45,700 You won't Iet me into the clinic, your hearth, your heart... 48 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:48,090 are you some sort of watchdog? 49 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:51,950 - Now Iook... - I could Iook all my Iife 50 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,780 Right now, the doctor is examining a patient 51 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,190 I know what sort of patient he examines! 52 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,810 Well? What ailment is it? 53 00:08:00,830 --> 00:08:03,960 The moment I see you, I go weak in the knees 54 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:08,770 - Calcium deficiency. - There's a pain in my Iower-back 55 00:08:08,810 --> 00:08:14,050 - You suffer a slipped-disc. - My heart keeps hammering away 56 00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:19,520 - Have your cholesterol checked. - The whole of my body's on fire! 57 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:23,810 - Looks Iike you're running a fever. - Hey... don't spin a yarn 58 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:26,700 Now hurry up and come in my arms! Please! 59 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:30,850 How can I control myself? This is no wafer... it's a proper girl! 60 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:35,040 Listen... do you know? I'm a married man 61 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:39,030 So...? When have I asked you to divorce your wife? 62 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:42,070 But you must atleast keep meeting me Iike old times 63 00:08:42,090 --> 00:08:44,950 - I will. But not now. - When? 64 00:08:44,970 --> 00:08:46,840 - Next June. - Now! 65 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:50,090 - June! - Now! 66 00:08:50,390 --> 00:08:51,820 Naina! 67 00:08:54,580 --> 00:08:57,780 Let go! Somebody help me! Naina! 68 00:09:00,190 --> 00:09:01,440 Let go! Let go! 69 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:04,820 For God's sake! I'm a married man! 70 00:09:06,270 --> 00:09:08,350 Heave ho! 71 00:09:10,890 --> 00:09:13,280 - Are you all right? - How dare you! 72 00:09:14,090 --> 00:09:16,510 - But I was only helping you. - Is this what you call help? 73 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:21,800 Doctor, tell your friend to behave himself! Insolent! 74 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:27,740 - How do you tolerate her? - I'm tolerating this one... 75 00:09:27,770 --> 00:09:30,450 I'm controlling myself... what a great character I have! 76 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:33,650 - Couldn't you find a proper nurse? - Catch you Iater! 77 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,730 There can't be a better nurse than Naina 78 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:41,640 She takes care of the clinic, of my food... everything 79 00:09:41,670 --> 00:09:44,050 Like a good wife. The only difference is... 80 00:09:44,070 --> 00:09:48,050 after work, she goes to her own house. And I head for Sonia's place 81 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:50,310 Great setting! Mind-blowing! 82 00:09:51,470 --> 00:09:54,820 "Sameer, by the time you read this, I will not be in this world - Sonia" 83 00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:58,490 Doctor! You've got mail! 84 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,070 Send the male out. Send the female in! 85 00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:04,280 - It's from Sonia, doctor. - Really? What does it say? 86 00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:09,570 "By the time you read this message, I won't be in this world - Sonia" 87 00:10:11,490 --> 00:10:15,180 - Sorry, sorry... - Sonia! 88 00:10:15,210 --> 00:10:18,690 - Doctor, how about your appointments? - Cancel all my appointments! 89 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:25,430 Hello! Pyare here. Tell Doctor Uncle that Sonia's still alive 90 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:28,790 Sonia's still alive...? Doctor! 91 00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:31,670 - Dr Sameer...? - Later, Iater 92 00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:37,910 - Where has the doctor gone? - I don't know 93 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,800 And what are you doing? 94 00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:45,720 How about playing doctor-doctor in there? 95 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,860 Hey! What are you doing? 96 00:11:08,410 --> 00:11:11,620 - I knew it! I knew it! - What did you know? 97 00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:14,520 You know how many patients I've Ieft behind? And you...? 98 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,410 You're not even dead! You're merrily sipping coffee 99 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:21,410 I'm sorry. It hurts you to see me alive, isn't it? 100 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:25,570 I know what your problem is! I didn't come to your fashion show Iast night 101 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:28,250 But how could I? I had an emergency case to attend! 102 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,860 The poor guy had seventeen fractures in his Ieg 103 00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:34,380 He came Iimping to me... in agony! 104 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,550 Should I have attended to him or watched you on the ramp...? 105 00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:42,390 Lies! You went out with your wife 106 00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:47,840 What? When I hate that woman, how can I ever go out with her? 107 00:11:47,910 --> 00:11:50,300 Give that a thought! Think it over! 108 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,920 Hey! Who's that? And why's he getting in from the window? 109 00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:56,800 I'm mending what I wrecked yesterday 110 00:11:57,100 --> 00:12:00,650 Sameer, that's Pyare. My new neighbour 111 00:12:01,650 --> 00:12:04,640 In that case, stay in your house 112 00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:07,040 Why get into the neighbour's place through the window? 113 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,300 That too, half-clad? 114 00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:14,100 So you're Doctor Uncle, the bone-specialist! 115 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:19,550 See? Sonia's alive. Had I not arrived on time yesterday, Sonia would have... 116 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,150 - Really? - Really? 117 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:30,440 Everything else Iater. But Iet me at Ieast thank you first, Pyare-ji 118 00:12:30,930 --> 00:12:33,320 Thank you, thank you... 119 00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:37,170 - Bye Pyare. - Bye 120 00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:42,610 Such a grown up girl and you were out to kill yourself because of me? 121 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:50,140 In this day and age, girls claim Iives. They don't Iay down their own 122 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:57,230 I'm just a bone-specialist. An orthopedic surgeon 123 00:12:57,260 --> 00:13:01,900 And not a very good one at that. I'm not God to save you! 124 00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:06,640 Play mindgames with your boyfriend. Only mindgames 125 00:13:06,990 --> 00:13:09,470 Pretend to die... but don't really die 126 00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:11,130 Please don't die 127 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,960 Sameer... who do I have except you? 128 00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,990 But I'm here for you, am I not? I'm here for you! 129 00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:21,540 - I'II marry you. - No, I know you won't marry me 130 00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:24,730 - Of course, I will! - No! I say you will not 131 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,920 What I mean is that I will. I will marry you 132 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,830 - Really? - Absolutely 133 00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:35,220 Lay off, you fraud and cheat! 134 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:39,620 - I'II never Iet your scheme work! - Who's that? Pyare...? 135 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,490 Was he saying that to me? To me...? 136 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:45,220 Calm down, Sameer. Pyare's just a struggling actor 137 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,790 - He's rehearsing his Iines. - Really? 138 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:54,680 But how will you marry me? You already have a wife 139 00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:59,810 - I'm going to divorce the wretch! - I've seen through you, you fraud! 140 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:05,560 You Iove playing with the Iives of innocent girls...? Rogue! 141 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,970 Rogue...? He said that to me! 142 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:11,330 Oh no, it's nothing. It's nothing 143 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,910 What are you doing? Someone might see us 144 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,480 - Who? - Pyare 145 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,350 Where did Pyare spring from in our romance? 146 00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:30,720 Looks Iike we'II have to spend the week-end out of town! 147 00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:50,730 "This girl has made off with my heart..." 148 00:14:51,230 --> 00:14:56,250 "in just a glimpse, she has given me the high of Iove" 149 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,590 "I want to spend the rest of my Iife with you..." 150 00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:07,070 "oh my Iove" 151 00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:25,810 "This girl has made off with my heart..." 152 00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:31,100 "in just a glimpse, she has given me the high of Iove" 153 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:39,440 "I want to spend the rest of my Iife with you..." 154 00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:41,670 "oh my Iove" 155 00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:19,150 "My heart is smitten by you" 156 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:24,860 "My heart is smitten by you, I'm bowled over by you" 157 00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:29,230 "Your charms are indeed fatal, sweetheart" 158 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:39,330 "Without as much as a word, you've said everything, darling" 159 00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:44,130 "in just a glimpse, you have given me the high of Iove" 160 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,860 "I want to spend the rest of my Iife with you..." 161 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,470 "oh my Iove" 162 00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:18,730 "Sweetheart, your heartbeat..." 163 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:24,020 "Ever since our hearts are beating together..." 164 00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:28,340 "it feels as if Spring has arrived in my Iife" 165 00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:38,900 "Without as much as a word, you've said everything, darling" 166 00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:43,720 "in just a glimpse, you have given me the high of Iove" 167 00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:52,020 "I want to spend the rest of my Iife with you..." 168 00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:55,050 "oh my Iove" 169 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,320 You're a greater singer. I hope you can cook as well? 170 00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:10,990 Of course, why not? 171 00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:14,320 When we can sing a duet together, we can even cook up a meal together 172 00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:16,730 You and I 173 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:20,580 No, no. That's your right. I can't snatch it from you 174 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,770 You're the one who'II handle the cooking 175 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,210 Hello. Sorry to disturb you. I'm from the management 176 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,640 - How did you find Maldives? - Beautiful 177 00:18:27,670 --> 00:18:30,190 - Shazia... you? - You are...? 178 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:34,630 - Sameer Malhotra! - Oh my God! How are you? 179 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:35,710 I'm okay 180 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,520 Sonia, she's my friend Avinash's wife 181 00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:42,340 - How's the old rascal? - Your friend has divorced me 182 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:45,550 - Oh, I'm sorry. - But I'm not 183 00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:49,090 There came another girl into your friend's Iife, and he walked out on me 184 00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:54,220 Anyway, please enjoy yourselves. And Iet me know if you need anything 185 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,450 - Thank you. - Okay 186 00:18:57,740 --> 00:19:01,580 The scoundrel! The two-timing rascal! 187 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,440 He was a bad photographer anyway. He also turned out to be a bad husband 188 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:08,150 Why? You're also Ieaving your wife, aren't you? 189 00:19:10,430 --> 00:19:12,230 But mine is a different case. Altogether different 190 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:16,000 What's different? Now Iook, Sameer. I want to meet your wife 191 00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:18,940 You want to meet my wife! What for? Why? 192 00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:22,080 Didn't you see the pain in Shazia's eyes? 193 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,640 I don't want to hurt someone to win over my Iove 194 00:19:25,770 --> 00:19:29,080 - I've got to meet her once. - Look, it's not possible 195 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,000 - Why not? - When I say it's not, it's not! 196 00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:33,610 - Because... - Because what? 197 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:39,380 Because... once you get the toothpaste out of a tube... 198 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:43,220 you can't put it back in 199 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:46,570 And my wife's a gone-case! She's not coming back 200 00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:49,950 - You'II take me to her if you Iove me! - How? I'm not even married! 201 00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:52,210 - There's no wife! - What...? 202 00:19:52,230 --> 00:19:54,750 You mean you Iied to me, Sameer? 203 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:58,120 I fell in Iove with you because I thought you were an honest man! 204 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:01,170 But you've turned out to be Iike all the other men! I hate you! 205 00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:06,930 Hating me is all right. But who are the other men...? 206 00:20:07,610 --> 00:20:09,430 Who are the other men? 207 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:28,390 As if anyone commits suicide in such shallow waters! 208 00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:33,770 Sonia! 209 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:40,690 The water's very deep, Sonia! You're going to drown! 210 00:20:42,970 --> 00:20:47,130 I'II introduce you to my wife! I will... please come out! 211 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,850 Sameer... wake up 212 00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:59,130 When are you introducing me to your wife? 213 00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:03,300 When are you introducing me to your wife? When...? 214 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:09,390 I will introduce you... Iet the plane Iand first! 215 00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:12,010 I'II introduce her to you tomorrow morning 216 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:19,320 I promise, I will. Please go to sleep 217 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:39,050 Hello, doctor! 218 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,240 I'm not a doctor, I'm a nurse 219 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,250 - Are you not a doctor? - No 220 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,920 The doctor's on his way. But what's your problem? 221 00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:50,710 Problem...? It's my Iegs! It's Iike they're not there at all 222 00:21:51,070 --> 00:21:53,740 - But how come you're...? - Let's skip the details 223 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:58,030 It's a painful story. Your ear-drums will explode if you hear it 224 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,600 - Really? So Iet's skip it then. - No, how can we skip it? 225 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:05,760 Since you've mentioned it, Iet's get on with it now! 226 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,290 I was in the army during the Kargil war 227 00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:15,220 Can you see the scenario? 228 00:22:15,570 --> 00:22:21,460 During the Kargil war, I got right into Lahore... 229 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:25,640 my gun, spitting fire! Soon I saw, I had run out of ammo... 230 00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:28,510 and the war was also over! I was caught 231 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,980 For twenty days, they hung me upside down... 232 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,870 and kept hitting me in my Iegs with sticks! 233 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,560 However... 234 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:41,650 Iook at my spirit! 235 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:46,280 My bones were creaking... but I didn't utter a word! 236 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,890 - Control yourself. - Good morning, Naina 237 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,530 Good morning, doctor! This is... what name did you say? 238 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,460 - Thapa. - Yes. Thapa was in the army 239 00:22:55,490 --> 00:22:59,720 - The enemy broke his Iegs. - So you weren't born with the handicap? 240 00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:01,770 - No. - What's the matter with you then? 241 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,190 What will I say to you, doctor...? 242 00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:07,910 There's just no sensation or feeling in my Iower-half! 243 00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:15,270 Everything can rise, but not my Iegs! They refuse to work! 244 00:23:15,570 --> 00:23:17,960 They'II work in a moment. Give those crutches to me 245 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,380 - C'mon, follow me. - Hey... 246 00:23:20,410 --> 00:23:23,610 - I can't walk! - I know you can do it! C'mon! 247 00:23:23,930 --> 00:23:28,740 - A soldier of the Indian army! - C'mon over... very good! Bravo! 248 00:23:28,770 --> 00:23:32,890 You're almost there... very good! Yes, yes... 249 00:23:39,270 --> 00:23:41,540 Thanks for the support 250 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,110 No problem. Hold this 251 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,750 But where does every girl think Iike you? 252 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:54,030 People poke fun at me! They call me a cripple and a twisted man! 253 00:23:54,070 --> 00:23:56,460 But you're so different... and the most beautiful 254 00:23:57,850 --> 00:24:02,040 Nobody will say that you ever again. Now Iie down, I want to examine you 255 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:06,530 Time's a problem today. I mustjoin my regiment's pizza party... 256 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,090 I'II come some other day 257 00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:14,530 Amazing guys, these soldiers. AII they need is some motivation 258 00:24:27,710 --> 00:24:29,600 Sameer, when are you introducing me to your wife? 259 00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:32,000 - Tell me... - Doctor... 260 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,440 - Why's he Iooking at me Iike that? - Very soon 261 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:41,300 - In fact, you'II meet her tomorrow. - Sure? 262 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,010 Hundred per cent. Bye, Sonia 263 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,800 What's gotten into him all of a sudden? 264 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,370 - Naina... - Yes? 265 00:24:49,390 --> 00:24:51,000 Have you arranged for some Iunch? 266 00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:53,440 I've ordered your favourite from the Thai Pavilion 267 00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:56,500 Cancel that order! You and I are going out for Iunch 268 00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:00,230 Are you really talking to me? 269 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:03,220 Yes. There's no else around. Is there, Naina? 270 00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:08,030 No, but in the Iast five years, you've never... I mean... 271 00:25:08,070 --> 00:25:11,400 Sure, five years. But I've finally invited you, see? 272 00:25:12,230 --> 00:25:15,700 - I'm famished. Shall we go? - Of course, Iet me change and come! 273 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,960 Where to...? 274 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:22,440 - In there, of course. I'm sorry. - What a yawn! 275 00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:29,160 Isn't it amazing? I invited you to Iunch... 276 00:25:29,370 --> 00:25:33,010 you chose the restaurant and even ordered the food 277 00:25:33,630 --> 00:25:35,560 - Guess why. - Why? 278 00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:37,960 That's because you've gotten to know me so well 279 00:25:37,980 --> 00:25:42,300 And I don't know anything about you. So tell me something about your Iife, Naina 280 00:25:42,980 --> 00:25:44,690 - About my Iife...? - Yes 281 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,480 - Mine's a very interesting Iife, doctor - Really? 282 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,660 From 10 in the morning to 8 in the evening, I'm with you at the clinic 283 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,730 At 8:30, I get home and bathe till 9 284 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:55,580 From 9 to 9:30 I cook, and finish my dinner by 10 285 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,120 At ten I start watching the Discovery channel... and I go to sleep 286 00:25:59,450 --> 00:26:02,320 At 6 in the morning, Ramu arrives and wakes me up Iovingly and... 287 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,950 - Ramu? - The milkman 288 00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:08,070 At 7, I get ready and Ieave for work at 8 289 00:26:08,090 --> 00:26:12,350 From ten to eight, I spend time at the clinic with you... 290 00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:15,310 - Listen, sir, it's interesting... - Oh yes, very interesting Iife, Naina! 291 00:26:15,330 --> 00:26:19,130 Why do I get the feeling that if I ever faced a problem in Iife... 292 00:26:19,790 --> 00:26:24,090 - you'd surely help me out? - You're not wrong at all, doctor 293 00:26:24,110 --> 00:26:25,530 You can try me out anytime 294 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:27,790 That's exactly why I've called you here today 295 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,100 - Naina... - Yes? 296 00:26:36,090 --> 00:26:38,030 Will you be my wife? 297 00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:43,160 I...? 298 00:26:47,270 --> 00:26:49,890 She's actually blushing! 299 00:26:49,990 --> 00:26:52,450 Naina, Naina... it's only for half an hour 300 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,650 Say 15 minutes? 301 00:26:56,170 --> 00:26:58,220 Okay! 10 minutes! 302 00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:02,060 - Are you kidding...? - No, I'm terribly serious 303 00:27:02,870 --> 00:27:06,850 Aren't you ashamed? You've flirted with so many girls and now... 304 00:27:06,870 --> 00:27:10,710 - you think I'm one of them? - No! You're getting it all wrong! 305 00:27:11,070 --> 00:27:13,580 - AII wrong! - You made it so clear... 306 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,150 - and you say I'm getting it wrong? - Don't you know...? 307 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,710 I tell every girl that I'm a married man 308 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,980 Is anyone Iistening...? 309 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,150 - So they won't cling to me Iater. - That is your problem 310 00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:27,850 No, that's not my problem. My problem is that I've fallen in Iove with Sonia 311 00:27:29,450 --> 00:27:33,130 - And she wants to meet my wife, who... - Just doesn't exist 312 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:36,010 - I can't do it, doctor. - Why not? 313 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,050 Why not! Because I can't deceive someone! 314 00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:40,960 - But this is not deceiving... - I say, I can't do it. And that's it! 315 00:27:40,990 --> 00:27:44,170 Please! For the sake of my happiness! 316 00:27:44,190 --> 00:27:47,540 No, doctor. Your happiness Iies in your own hands 317 00:27:47,590 --> 00:27:49,930 AII I hold in my hands is your appointments diary... 318 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:55,880 the patients' Iist and the things you use... or want to use 319 00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:59,560 Thank you for the Iunch, sir 320 00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:10,580 Where will I get a wife for half an hour...? 321 00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:16,020 Sonia, my wife died Iast night. I buried her this morning! 322 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,310 That won't work... so what am I going to do? 323 00:28:20,670 --> 00:28:23,020 Aunt! We want an ice-cream! 324 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,650 Give them what they want, please 325 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:30,070 Listen, don't go anywhere. I'II be back in a moment, okay? 326 00:28:30,090 --> 00:28:32,520 - Don't move. Okay? Promise? - Promise 327 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:37,160 Bye.. come back soon! 328 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:44,290 - Mrs Naina Malhotra. - Hi, I'm Sonia. Nice to meet you 329 00:28:44,310 --> 00:28:49,170 Very nice to meet you. Sameer said you wanted to meet me 330 00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:52,060 That's right. Shall we move there and have a chat? 331 00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:56,720 Sameer said the two of you want to get married? 332 00:28:56,740 --> 00:29:01,670 That's right. But unless you... you understand what I mean, no? 333 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:06,970 Oh, of course! The divorce papers are ready. It'II come through soon enough 334 00:29:06,990 --> 00:29:09,510 - Don't worry. - I'm sorry, but... 335 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,420 I can't tell you how happy I am! 336 00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:14,910 But you're not sad... are you, Mrs Malhotra? 337 00:29:14,940 --> 00:29:17,210 Oh, call me Naina! 338 00:29:18,010 --> 00:29:22,010 So far, I've Iived only for Sameer. And now, I want to Iive for myself 339 00:29:22,620 --> 00:29:24,450 I want my freedom 340 00:29:25,030 --> 00:29:27,020 - May I ask you a question? - Sure. Please! 341 00:29:27,050 --> 00:29:30,290 - Do you really Iove Sameer? - I can even die for him 342 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:33,220 - In fact, I even tried to twice. - Really? 343 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,700 Will you ever be able to forget Sameer? 344 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:42,460 Oh yes, here's this man I've spent years with... 345 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,390 Iooked after his food habits, his small needs... 346 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,030 picked up his handkerchiefs, put up with his Iifestyle... 347 00:29:49,050 --> 00:29:52,390 it's going to be a bit difficult. But that's okay, don't worry about it 348 00:29:52,410 --> 00:29:55,000 Naina, you're very sweet 349 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,430 - For you. - No, I can't take it 350 00:30:00,450 --> 00:30:03,010 You must. It's a gift from me. Please keep it 351 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,820 Thank you 352 00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:12,100 - You're very sweet too. - Thank you 353 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,660 Sameer's a Iucky guy. Thank you 354 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,070 Here I come... hold on! 355 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,110 I'm so sorry! I'm Iate, ain't I? 356 00:30:33,930 --> 00:30:36,650 Since you're angry with me, I'II eat up the ice-cream! 357 00:30:40,650 --> 00:30:43,050 C'mon, c'mon! Let's go 358 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,620 Looks Iike she's taking a bath. A bath! 359 00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:59,370 Bathing in there, Sonia? Wouldn't it be fun... 360 00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:06,830 if you and I bathed together... taking the showers to be a spell of rain? 361 00:31:06,860 --> 00:31:09,960 What do you think, Sonia? Please tell me 362 00:31:26,910 --> 00:31:30,140 - What are you doing here? - I was doing my exercise 363 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,390 Obviously, I was bathing in the bathroom 364 00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:35,420 Take a bath in your bathroom! Where's Sonia? 365 00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:38,780 What...? 366 00:31:39,110 --> 00:31:42,310 Sameer... don't be angry. There's no water in his bathroom 367 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,390 I see! 368 00:31:46,130 --> 00:31:49,990 One building, one water-tank, one connection... 369 00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:52,890 and there's no water in his bathroom...? Please explain 370 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:56,720 That's because my pipe is choked 371 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,370 I see. Guess what, Sonia...? 372 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,650 Are you going to stand around naked all day? 373 00:32:06,690 --> 00:32:11,930 I'm Ieaving! I know, the sight of my physique gives you the creeps 374 00:32:12,110 --> 00:32:14,340 Feeling insecure, aren't you? 375 00:32:14,570 --> 00:32:16,780 - Bye. - Bye. 376 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:27,310 Sameer, I made a new friend yesterday. She's such a sweet girl 377 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,680 Introduce me to her. You introduce them only to Pyare 378 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,860 - Why not me and a sweetie pie? - But you've met her already 379 00:32:33,890 --> 00:32:36,440 - Have I...? - Naina 380 00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:39,970 Naina? The name rings a bell 381 00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:42,670 - Idiot! Naina, your wife! - Was Naina here...? 382 00:32:42,700 --> 00:32:45,090 Did Naina come and see you?! 383 00:32:46,220 --> 00:32:48,530 I realised after meeting her what mistakes we can make 384 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,340 You did, didn't you? 385 00:32:51,670 --> 00:32:55,650 What a big mistake I made by marrying Naina! 386 00:32:55,670 --> 00:32:59,500 No, it's my mistake. I'm breaking your home 387 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,190 I'm a terrible person, right? 388 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:08,470 Sonia, my marriage was already on the rocks, even before you arrived 389 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,180 Your arrival has saved my Iife 390 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:15,890 Else, I'd surely have died, attempting suicide again and again Iike you 391 00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:19,360 So how about the kids? Sameer, when a marriage breaks... 392 00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:23,190 and a divorce takes place, it takes a terrible toll on the children 393 00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:25,110 You're right! Absolutely right 394 00:33:25,140 --> 00:33:28,340 The children's mental balance must not be tampered with! 395 00:33:28,530 --> 00:33:33,140 We'II never tell our children about my previous marriage 396 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,170 I'm not talking about the children who're not born 397 00:33:36,190 --> 00:33:38,910 - What about those who're already there? - What...? 398 00:33:40,350 --> 00:33:42,260 You have children...?! 399 00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:46,590 - Not my children. Your children. - My children? 400 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,750 - Where did they spring from? - Sameer, you're too much! 401 00:33:49,770 --> 00:33:53,640 Just because you fought with your wife, are you going to spurn your children too? 402 00:33:53,810 --> 00:33:57,490 - Two Iovely children! - Two...? 403 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,690 - So Naina came with the kids? - Yes 404 00:34:00,850 --> 00:34:05,600 - Smart! - Sameer, I want to meet your children 405 00:34:05,630 --> 00:34:09,180 - I want to shower my Iove on them. - Their dad's standing right here... 406 00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:12,040 meet their dad, shower your Iove on their father! 407 00:34:12,070 --> 00:34:15,890 No, I'II have to meet them after the marriage, isn't it? 408 00:34:15,910 --> 00:34:18,160 I want to play with them, take them out... 409 00:34:18,180 --> 00:34:20,690 come to think of it, they'II get Iove from two mothers! 410 00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:23,730 No need to give them extra Iove! The Iove of one mother... 411 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,260 has spoilt them so much, they don't recognise their father! 412 00:34:26,290 --> 00:34:28,540 - You're not meeting them! - Really? I'm not meeting them? 413 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,260 - No? - No! 414 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,680 Sonia! Sonia! 415 00:34:58,060 --> 00:35:01,100 Where are you...? Hey! What are you doing in here? 416 00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:04,060 I broke in from the window to save her Iife 417 00:35:04,090 --> 00:35:07,200 Had you used your brains, you could've saved her Iife too 418 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:10,580 - It's only common sense. - What common sense? Nonsense! 419 00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:14,210 What nonsense? You fall in Iove and I pull the rescuing act? 420 00:35:14,910 --> 00:35:19,550 - Here's your Iove. Take over! - Can't you carry her to the couch? 421 00:35:20,260 --> 00:35:22,340 Look at this guy! 422 00:35:22,730 --> 00:35:25,760 - The children... - Yes, I'II take you to the children... 423 00:35:26,410 --> 00:35:28,930 provided you give up this childishness! Please! 424 00:35:28,970 --> 00:35:31,210 - Really? - Really 425 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,840 - I'm so happy now! - Are you? 426 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,750 There was this King, okay? And he had two queens... 427 00:35:38,780 --> 00:35:41,810 Why does every king have two queens? 428 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,030 I don't know, go to sleep. It's Iate in the night... 429 00:35:45,050 --> 00:35:48,140 and you have your exams tomorrow. Hurry up and go to sleep. Not a sound! 430 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,280 - What if we don't sleep? - You'II get a thrashing 431 00:35:50,310 --> 00:35:52,200 Wait till I get there! 432 00:35:56,330 --> 00:35:59,670 - Sir...? You...? - Sir, sir, sir...? 433 00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:03,320 You made me bow my head out of shame today! 434 00:36:03,340 --> 00:36:05,560 - I...? - You hid from me... 435 00:36:05,590 --> 00:36:08,610 the fact that you have two children! Without even getting married! 436 00:36:08,630 --> 00:36:11,460 - You're a bigger Iiar than me! - That's enough, sir, enough 437 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,870 They're my sister's children, not mine 438 00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:16,850 My sister and her husband are getting a divorce, so they're here... 439 00:36:17,090 --> 00:36:20,600 at the hostel and spend the weekend with me. You're just raving away... 440 00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:23,310 - this is not done! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry 441 00:36:23,330 --> 00:36:26,380 But why did you have to take the two of them to Sonia? 442 00:36:26,410 --> 00:36:29,040 She now thinks you're my wife and they're our children! 443 00:36:29,070 --> 00:36:33,210 That should make you happy! It makes your drama even better 444 00:36:33,230 --> 00:36:35,220 Better? Bullshit! 445 00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:38,330 And bullshit's never any good. It's always bullshit! 446 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,890 And Sonia now wants to meet these two bullshit kids! 447 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,300 - But what will the kids say to Sonia? - Lies 448 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,600 Lies? No way! These children will not say any Iies to anyone 449 00:36:46,620 --> 00:36:49,520 What effect will it have on their delicate minds? 450 00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:54,880 Have you ever thought what effect it's all having on my delicate romance? 451 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,170 - It's just for tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 452 00:36:57,190 --> 00:37:00,640 No way! They got their exams tomorrow! How could they...? 453 00:37:01,130 --> 00:37:04,000 The skies won't fall if they flunk their exams 454 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:08,270 I'II hire them as compounders. They'II play in the compound 455 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:13,410 Aunty, since he's insisting so much, say yes to him 456 00:37:13,430 --> 00:37:15,520 Else, he just won't Iet us sleep 457 00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:19,240 In any case, it'd be better if we don't appear for the exams tomorrow 458 00:37:19,260 --> 00:37:21,220 What have you taught us anyway? 459 00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:22,680 Now Iook... 460 00:37:24,130 --> 00:37:27,360 These kids...? I think they'II Iie through their teeth to Sonia! 461 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,440 Sonia's going to be very happy. Come to me, kids... come to me! 462 00:37:31,470 --> 00:37:34,180 - Go to your room! At once! - At once, okay 463 00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:39,450 - Okay, sir, you'II have the kids... - Thank you 464 00:37:39,470 --> 00:37:43,900 - But why am I doing all this? Why? - It's Iike this, Naina 465 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:49,530 There's no answer to every "why" and "how come" in Iife 466 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:58,240 Hi! Here are the kids! Now don't ask to see their kids 467 00:37:58,470 --> 00:38:01,290 Children, whom do you Iike more between Mummy and Daddy? 468 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,510 - Tell her. - Neither of them! 469 00:38:03,530 --> 00:38:04,820 What...? 470 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,400 Now Iet me ask you a question 471 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,210 How do children come into this world? 472 00:38:13,170 --> 00:38:16,500 Children are God's gifts. An angel descends from the skies... 473 00:38:16,660 --> 00:38:19,360 with the baby wrapped in rose-petals... 474 00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:22,050 gives the baby to the mother and goes away 475 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,330 - Hear that? - What? 476 00:38:24,350 --> 00:38:26,590 She doesn't know a thing! 477 00:38:27,580 --> 00:38:31,710 Only you could have such children! I'II fetch something for them to eat 478 00:38:34,470 --> 00:38:40,010 - How could you say that to her? - Uncle, nice girl you've scored with! 479 00:38:45,110 --> 00:38:48,960 - Uncle, he snatched my ice-cream! - You ought to be ashamed! 480 00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:51,200 - Go on, son. - Thank you, Uncle 481 00:38:51,220 --> 00:38:54,900 Aren't you ashamed to take other people's children out, Uncle? 482 00:38:55,070 --> 00:38:57,220 - Shut up now, will you...? - "Uncle"? 483 00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:59,640 Other people's children...? What's all this about? 484 00:38:59,810 --> 00:39:03,340 What will I say, Sonia? Their mother has taught them... 485 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,240 to call me uncle and call her boyfriend Papa! 486 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,130 - Does Naina even have a boyfriend? - That's why I'm Ieaving her 487 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,710 How I've yearned to hear them call me "Papa"! 488 00:39:13,170 --> 00:39:17,080 - Do you know Naina's boyfriend? - No. I don't want to, either 489 00:39:17,110 --> 00:39:20,800 - But I want to meet him. - But why? Whatever for? 490 00:39:20,820 --> 00:39:25,300 We must see what sort of a man he is, else Iives will be ruined 491 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:27,910 I'd be so glad to see Naina's Iife being ruined 492 00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:30,540 Not Naina's Iife. The children's Iives 493 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:34,060 If he turns out to be a nasty man, won't the children's Iives suffer? 494 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,980 I got to meet him 495 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,140 Got to meet him. Got to! 496 00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:42,960 You first said I was your wife, then the mother of two children. Now...? 497 00:39:42,990 --> 00:39:46,190 - Aren't you ashamed at all? - Of course I'm ashamed! 498 00:39:46,290 --> 00:39:50,590 I'm so ashamed, I'm hiding my face! And begging you... 499 00:39:50,610 --> 00:39:54,300 just once, just once, if Sonia sees you with a man... 500 00:39:54,330 --> 00:39:57,190 all my problems in Iife will be solved! 501 00:39:57,210 --> 00:40:01,210 No, your problem won't be solved. Don't ask me to do it, I can't! 502 00:40:01,630 --> 00:40:05,310 Please... for my sake! For your doctor's sake! 503 00:40:06,210 --> 00:40:08,730 I'II never ask you for anything ever again! 504 00:40:10,220 --> 00:40:12,130 - Promise? - Promise 505 00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:15,440 - But where will we get a guy from? - Do you have a friend or boyfriend? 506 00:40:15,470 --> 00:40:18,360 I have no boyfriends. You'II have to find one 507 00:40:18,380 --> 00:40:19,480 - Found him! - Who? 508 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:22,700 My friend... I have just one friend! 509 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,370 - That... - That... Vicky? 510 00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:28,130 No way! I can't... 511 00:40:28,150 --> 00:40:31,350 God, my name's at Iast on the Iady's Iips 512 00:40:31,610 --> 00:40:33,540 Think of the devil and here he is 513 00:40:33,570 --> 00:40:35,660 - Is there a problem? - No problem at all 514 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,280 You'II have to play Naina's boyfriend for a few days 515 00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:42,500 - I'm willing to do it for a Iifetime! - Acting... he'II only be acting! 516 00:40:42,890 --> 00:40:45,740 I'II get into the skin of the role... and never come out of it! 517 00:40:46,190 --> 00:40:48,500 I'm going out... to wash my hands 518 00:40:48,530 --> 00:40:50,550 That sort of behaviour is going to affect my performance 519 00:40:50,580 --> 00:40:52,950 - For my sake... please? - Okay 520 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,910 - What am I doing at such a boring place? - But I'm having a ball 521 00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:08,460 What will you have? Whisky, rum, vodka, gin...? 522 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,880 - I don't drink all that. - But I will, okay? 523 00:41:11,910 --> 00:41:14,880 Don't cling to me! We're only play-acting. Behave yourself! 524 00:41:15,210 --> 00:41:17,910 I'm an actor! I get into the skin of the character and never come out! 525 00:41:17,930 --> 00:41:19,360 Waiter! 526 00:41:20,170 --> 00:41:24,490 - Get me a Iarge vodka with orange juice. - Plain orange juice for me, please 527 00:41:29,850 --> 00:41:32,770 - Look! Your wife! - Oh my God! 528 00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:35,190 - She's with her boyfriend! - Boyfriend? 529 00:41:35,230 --> 00:41:37,620 Wasn't a six-bedroom house big enough...? 530 00:41:37,790 --> 00:41:40,510 That she had to flog my reputation in public? 531 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,830 Disgraceful woman! You should've atleast waited for the divorce to come through! 532 00:41:45,860 --> 00:41:48,500 I can't bear to see all this. Let's go, Sonia 533 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,220 No! Let's see what they're upto 534 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:53,640 Must be romancing, what else! 535 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,880 I wish I were dead, before I saw a day Iike this! 536 00:42:02,010 --> 00:42:05,810 - Vicky, get closer to me, will you? - Don't tell me! 537 00:42:06,940 --> 00:42:10,620 - You're game already...? - Stupid... they're here 538 00:42:13,830 --> 00:42:17,030 - How I hate this! - Now just watch my performance 539 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,320 Attention everybody! Hello, Iadies and gentlemen! 540 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:24,680 I dedicate this Iovely evening to my future wife, Naina! 541 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:29,000 The food and beverages are all on the house! 542 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,750 Thank you, thank you 543 00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:36,280 - You were hamming away! - Was it too much? 544 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,960 You're buying everybody Iiquor, Vicky. 545 00:42:44,230 --> 00:42:47,440 - Do you have money even for a beer? - Hasn't Sameer given you any money? 546 00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:48,740 - He has. - So give it to me 547 00:42:51,140 --> 00:42:52,590 What happened? 548 00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:55,470 So what if I'm an actor? Have I no respect at all? 549 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:59,580 - Look, he's taking money from Naina! - Oh my God! 550 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,390 From under the table! 551 00:43:05,170 --> 00:43:07,410 Give it to me! 552 00:43:07,830 --> 00:43:10,840 - What a cheapskate! - My money, that is! 553 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:15,610 - Why would you give her any money? - We're still married, you see 554 00:43:16,130 --> 00:43:18,510 She keeps threatening me... 555 00:43:18,530 --> 00:43:22,840 that she won't Iove my children if I don't give her the money! 556 00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:29,610 And Iook at him gulping down Iarge drinks with my Iittle children's money! 557 00:43:40,470 --> 00:43:42,790 Why're you Iooking Iike that me? I'm feeling scared 558 00:43:42,810 --> 00:43:47,800 Know what? You got two ears and two eyes 559 00:43:47,970 --> 00:43:49,870 - Everybody does! - Really? 560 00:43:49,890 --> 00:43:52,160 But you have two noses! 561 00:43:54,860 --> 00:43:57,000 And two glasses! 562 00:44:00,050 --> 00:44:02,140 No wonder I couldn't get a kick! 563 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,680 I drank plain orange-juice and you drank up my vodka! 564 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,900 - What...? - This hotel's going round and round! 565 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,100 Steady, steady... 566 00:44:19,710 --> 00:44:23,550 - Not me, idiot! Steady the hotel! - Now how will I steady the hotel? 567 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,710 - Are they watching? - Yes 568 00:44:29,350 --> 00:44:31,560 So Iet me give you a kiss... 569 00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:36,690 Vicky, Vicky...? 570 00:44:38,130 --> 00:44:42,130 That's my girl... my girlfriend. Got to go... Iet go! 571 00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:46,930 - What were you upto? - I'II explain in a quiet corner 572 00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:55,290 What was I doing? She was the one doing whatever there was! 573 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:59,140 - But who's she? - She's... my producer 574 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:04,900 She's producing my forthcoming film. The title is, "Bodies... and bodies" 575 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,610 - Disgusting! - No, even families can watch it... 576 00:45:07,630 --> 00:45:10,980 separately, that is. Got to do it, you know 577 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,510 If I make her happy... my Iife will be made 578 00:45:14,870 --> 00:45:19,320 I got to go through the grind to make it as a hero 579 00:45:19,930 --> 00:45:22,980 My shoes are worn out, my Iips are being worn out today... 580 00:45:23,010 --> 00:45:24,910 I don't know what else I'm going to wear out 581 00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:28,610 You understand, don't you? You do understand? I Iove you! 582 00:45:28,770 --> 00:45:30,850 I Iove you! 583 00:45:32,970 --> 00:45:35,010 Bye, bye! 584 00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:40,130 Sameer, your wife's boyfriend was romancing with another girl! 585 00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:42,700 This is too much! 586 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,770 - Forget it. - How can we forget it? 587 00:45:44,790 --> 00:45:47,710 What effect will it have if any man becomes your children's step-father? 588 00:45:47,740 --> 00:45:49,920 Come, Iet's reason with him. 589 00:45:49,950 --> 00:45:55,190 - Doctor! This is my new boyfriend. - Doctor, you're a great guy! 590 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,350 You gave me your wife and also two ready made children! 591 00:45:58,370 --> 00:46:01,280 - No hassles of pregnancy! - Shut up! 592 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,950 You're flirting with another women when my wife is around? 593 00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:07,210 What does my wife Iack? 594 00:46:07,370 --> 00:46:09,590 If she Iacks nothing, why are you Ieaving her? 595 00:46:09,610 --> 00:46:12,970 - Yes, answer that! Speak up! - Shut up! You ingrate! 596 00:46:13,330 --> 00:46:15,070 I've tended to Naina as if she were a tender rose! 597 00:46:15,090 --> 00:46:18,750 If she as much as sheds a tear after your marriage... 598 00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:21,150 I'II make sure you have a bleeding nose! 599 00:46:21,630 --> 00:46:25,460 Nice indeed! Drive a second-hand car and even Iisten to his abuses! 600 00:46:27,870 --> 00:46:30,740 Whom did he call second-hand...? Bye! 601 00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:34,220 - Sameer, just Ieave Naina. - I already have 602 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:37,480 - Only the divorce has to come through. - I mean, drop her home 603 00:46:37,510 --> 00:46:40,040 - He's not a nice guy. - Who'II drop you home then? 604 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,760 I'm absolutely sober and Naina's not in her senses 605 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:47,410 Go on. She's still your wife. Go... Go on 606 00:47:14,990 --> 00:47:17,810 "My veil slips away..." 607 00:47:19,060 --> 00:47:22,290 "my anklets chime..." 608 00:47:23,030 --> 00:47:26,130 "my bangles tinkle..." 609 00:47:27,130 --> 00:47:31,410 "Oh, this restlessness..." 610 00:47:31,740 --> 00:47:39,740 "I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug" 611 00:47:41,990 --> 00:47:49,990 "I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug" 612 00:47:51,830 --> 00:47:59,770 "Ever since I've met you, something has stirred in my heart" 613 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:08,120 "I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug" 614 00:48:10,340 --> 00:48:17,540 "I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug" 615 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:40,120 "I was Ionely at heart..." 616 00:48:40,290 --> 00:48:44,290 "I was a mystery even to myself' 617 00:48:46,380 --> 00:48:50,420 "I wonder what has come over me..." 618 00:48:50,450 --> 00:48:54,140 "all I feel is a high everywhere" 619 00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:57,890 "You charms are quite something else today..." 620 00:48:57,910 --> 00:49:02,220 "you sure are Iost to yourself' 621 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:14,240 "Oh, this restlessness..." 622 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:23,850 "I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug" 623 00:49:59,220 --> 00:50:06,610 "What ecstasy takes over? My heart's in a strange bind" 624 00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:16,940 "I'm going astray, my resolve is beginning to wilt" 625 00:50:16,970 --> 00:50:21,030 "There's craziness in the air..." 626 00:50:21,130 --> 00:50:24,870 "we're going astray, our youthfulness is compelling" 627 00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:37,850 "Oh, this restlessness..." 628 00:50:38,070 --> 00:50:44,570 "I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug" 629 00:50:57,710 --> 00:51:00,750 "My veil slips away..." 630 00:51:01,460 --> 00:51:04,280 "my anklets chime..." 631 00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:08,120 "my bangles tinkle..." 632 00:51:09,370 --> 00:51:13,880 "Oh, this restlessness..." 633 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:23,490 "I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug" 634 00:51:24,550 --> 00:51:28,610 "I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug" 635 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,590 A gift...? 636 00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:54,960 Wow, Sameer! It's a sari! 637 00:51:54,980 --> 00:51:57,370 This is the sari you'II wear when you meet my mother 638 00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:01,600 - Will it do if I wear a bikini? - Will do 639 00:52:01,770 --> 00:52:04,490 - Provided you wear it inside the sari. - Okay 640 00:52:09,910 --> 00:52:13,940 - So the doctor has finally wooed you! - What do you mean? 641 00:52:15,230 --> 00:52:18,250 I always thought you were a girl with a Iot of self-respect 642 00:52:18,270 --> 00:52:20,910 So I am. You doubt that? 643 00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:25,470 It's a question of rights! The doctor is still not divorced 644 00:52:25,670 --> 00:52:28,060 His wife has a greater right to this sari 645 00:52:30,990 --> 00:52:33,640 You can keep it, if you wish to... 646 00:52:34,510 --> 00:52:37,960 but wouldn't it be better if you had accepted it after the marriage, right? 647 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,330 - Think! - I think he's right 648 00:52:42,810 --> 00:52:44,030 - Excuse me, ma'am. - Yes? 649 00:52:44,060 --> 00:52:47,090 There's a parcel for Mrs Naina Malhotra 650 00:52:49,020 --> 00:52:50,930 Yes, okay 651 00:53:10,390 --> 00:53:12,080 "I Iove you - Sameer" 652 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:23,780 - Lie down. - I beg you, I don't want to be cured 653 00:53:23,810 --> 00:53:26,890 - I can't Iet you Ieave without a cure. - But you can't twist my arm! 654 00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,070 If God wants me to Iead the Iife of a cripple... 655 00:53:29,090 --> 00:53:31,480 it's okay with me. What's your problem? 656 00:53:31,590 --> 00:53:34,030 God wants you to get well. So Iie down 657 00:53:34,060 --> 00:53:37,400 God has His will. You have a will And so do I! 658 00:53:37,420 --> 00:53:42,220 I want to Iimp to death! Try to get the depth of what I'm saying, doctor! 659 00:53:42,290 --> 00:53:46,070 I'm enjoying being a cripple. I'm very happy with myself 660 00:53:46,870 --> 00:53:50,390 Even if you cure my Iegs, you're going to do the walking... not me! 661 00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,090 AII right, Iie down. I'II take an x-ray 662 00:53:54,110 --> 00:53:57,670 What will you do with an x-ray? Please try to understand, doctor! 663 00:53:57,700 --> 00:54:00,480 What a stubborn doctor! I hope he doesn't chop off my Iimbs! 664 00:54:05,130 --> 00:54:07,350 - Give me Thapa's file, will you? - What? 665 00:54:07,370 --> 00:54:09,450 Thapa's file 666 00:54:12,630 --> 00:54:15,020 - Thank you. - You're welcome 667 00:54:20,060 --> 00:54:23,390 - This is Kumar's file. - Sorry, doctor 668 00:54:24,510 --> 00:54:26,750 - Sorry. - It's okay 669 00:54:30,110 --> 00:54:32,320 Thank you 670 00:54:55,100 --> 00:54:57,220 - What's this? - What? 671 00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:59,560 - How could it be? - Is it a new disease? 672 00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:02,920 - This is impossible! - What is it? A cancer in my Iegs? 673 00:55:02,950 --> 00:55:04,810 - Tell me something, will you? - Oh no! 674 00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,730 At Ieast tell me how many more days I've got, doctor! 675 00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:09,990 What's happening to me? 676 00:55:10,990 --> 00:55:14,150 My Iegs are all right, what's he worked up about? 677 00:55:14,510 --> 00:55:16,720 Is this a hospital or a garage? 678 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,320 Hello everybody! 679 00:55:36,490 --> 00:55:39,670 Very Ioud music, you see. Got to change the DJ 680 00:55:39,690 --> 00:55:42,080 But Iet's groove to it. C'mon 681 00:55:45,490 --> 00:55:47,030 Excuse me, mister. A photo, please? 682 00:55:47,060 --> 00:55:48,960 No photo... this is my private time! 683 00:55:48,980 --> 00:55:51,040 How these guys disturb us! They're crawling everywhere! 684 00:55:51,060 --> 00:55:55,540 Not your photograph. I want you to photograph us together 685 00:55:58,270 --> 00:56:00,900 - I don't take pictures of animals. - Animals? 686 00:56:00,930 --> 00:56:03,320 C'mon, baby! Let's enjoy 687 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:09,000 He's playing hero with that girl. "I'm not taking the picture" 688 00:56:11,690 --> 00:56:14,420 - Hey hero... that's my drink. - But I ordered it 689 00:56:14,450 --> 00:56:17,780 - I don't care for your order! - I placed... the order 690 00:56:17,810 --> 00:56:21,010 - Let go! - May I? 691 00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,220 I Iet go! 692 00:56:30,690 --> 00:56:33,500 What are you doing? Make him see reason, auntie! 693 00:56:35,710 --> 00:56:37,980 She Iooks Iike an auntie to you? 694 00:56:39,270 --> 00:56:41,180 Auntie socked Uncle! 695 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,910 Pyare! Go and hit back! 696 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:51,110 Me? Get into a fight? But I'm a chocolate hero! 697 00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:52,730 Get up! 698 00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,150 - Let him go. - Get Iost! 699 00:56:59,450 --> 00:57:01,840 I've been saying I'm sorry, you just won't Iet go! 700 00:57:02,970 --> 00:57:06,170 - Save him! - I will, I will... nice punch 701 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:10,660 Tell me something. Why did you give Naina the gift I gave you? 702 00:57:10,890 --> 00:57:14,820 Until you and Naina are divorced, she has a right to everything that's yours 703 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:18,660 Really...? Who keeps giving you such bright ideas? 704 00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:20,250 - Pyare. - Pyare? 705 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,780 - No, not my face! - Why not? 706 00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:24,890 I make a Iiving out of it. That's why 707 00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:28,420 - So where do I hit you? - Here, here, here... 708 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,200 or even here 709 00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,920 Save me from this beast, will you? 710 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:40,910 Freeze there! Why fight a kid? Fight someone your size! 711 00:57:40,930 --> 00:57:45,090 - Him? My foot he'II save you! - He called you a coward! Chicken! 712 00:57:55,090 --> 00:57:57,100 No reaction 713 00:58:30,070 --> 00:58:36,500 "Just chill, chill... just chill" 714 00:58:43,870 --> 00:58:47,070 "Let our hearts come together, my Iove..." 715 00:58:47,370 --> 00:58:53,800 "just chill, chill... just chill" 716 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,990 "Sweetheart, Iet our hearts come together..." 717 00:59:05,020 --> 00:59:12,060 "just chill, chill... just chill" 718 00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:21,670 "I Iove you ardently too... so encourage me, will you?" 719 00:59:24,330 --> 00:59:31,280 "Just chill, chill... just chill" 720 00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:57,940 "When dusk sets in..." 721 00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,120 "it awakens my desires" 722 01:00:00,140 --> 01:00:04,270 "Yours is the spell that is cast on me... sweetheart" 723 01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:10,360 "Without you, I Iike nothing" 724 01:00:10,460 --> 01:00:15,000 "I see only your face... everywhere" 725 01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:24,270 "You possess killer charms, my Iove" 726 01:00:24,290 --> 01:00:30,860 "Just chill, chill... just chill" 727 01:01:10,230 --> 01:01:13,780 "Kiss me, sway with me..." 728 01:01:13,940 --> 01:01:18,260 "there's fun in this mischief' 729 01:01:20,670 --> 01:01:27,180 "Only those who have fallen in Iove know..." 730 01:01:27,210 --> 01:01:29,480 "that Iove is nothing but a high" 731 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:38,260 "It's difficult to reason with the heart, my Iove..." 732 01:01:38,290 --> 01:01:44,850 "just chill, chill... just chill" 733 01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:55,420 "I Iove you ardently too... so encourage me, please" 734 01:01:57,570 --> 01:02:04,070 "Just chill, chill... just chill" 735 01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:25,210 Let our hearts get together... 736 01:02:26,180 --> 01:02:28,410 - Good night. - Good night? 737 01:02:29,060 --> 01:02:30,860 As if I'm going to Iet you off so easily 738 01:02:30,890 --> 01:02:34,000 It must be dark on the staircase. I'II see you off at the door 739 01:02:34,020 --> 01:02:36,420 Don't worry, I'm with her. I'II take her in the Iift 740 01:02:36,910 --> 01:02:38,820 I made a mistake by giving you a Iift 741 01:02:39,310 --> 01:02:43,480 Darling... coffee! Treat me to a cup of coffee! 742 01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:47,310 Hello! This happens to be a house, not a cafeteria! 743 01:02:48,310 --> 01:02:54,510 Darling, the next time he's with you, I'm not going out with you anywhere 744 01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:58,200 In any case, the next time we meet will be when you're divorced 745 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:02,050 No coffee, no tea, no me 746 01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:05,570 That's the Indian girl! She's send the doc in a twirl! 747 01:03:05,610 --> 01:03:07,810 - So get going. - Sonia... 748 01:03:10,030 --> 01:03:12,120 - I forgot to tell you something. - What? 749 01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:15,180 I'm divorcing Naina in the court at 10 on Monday morning 750 01:03:16,630 --> 01:03:21,580 So I'II watch the divorce proceedings with you at the court on Monday! 751 01:03:21,910 --> 01:03:25,740 And Iater at eleven, I'II have a cup of coffee with you. Okay? 752 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,480 Run out of gas, haven't you? 753 01:03:37,930 --> 01:03:40,320 You Iook so happy! What's the problem? 754 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:44,000 I told Sonia I'm getting divorced in the court at ten on Monday 755 01:03:44,050 --> 01:03:45,940 She also wants to attend. She has called ten times already 756 01:03:45,970 --> 01:03:48,190 There... that's the eleventh call 757 01:03:48,210 --> 01:03:50,040 - Hello, Sonia. - What time? 758 01:03:50,070 --> 01:03:51,360 - 9:30 - Monday morning, right? 759 01:03:51,380 --> 01:03:54,250 Yes, Monday morning. Okay? Bye 760 01:03:56,350 --> 01:03:59,860 - So take her along! - But what court ...? 761 01:04:00,060 --> 01:04:03,210 - Now, is your marriage real or fake? - Fake 762 01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:05,160 - Your wife's real or fake? - Fake 763 01:04:05,190 --> 01:04:07,080 - The divorce is fake...? - Fake 764 01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:10,080 - So why can't we fake a court? - What rubbish 765 01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:14,850 - I'm talking about a filmi court! - What a fantastic idea! 766 01:04:16,870 --> 01:04:20,110 Doctor, you weren't keeping too well. Isn't it? 767 01:04:20,270 --> 01:04:22,660 Here's Vicky... with a cure 768 01:04:23,350 --> 01:04:25,740 I have a cure for you, too 769 01:04:26,710 --> 01:04:29,400 As Iong as you're the disease, a cure's very difficult 770 01:04:29,820 --> 01:04:33,090 Listen, Naina. For the Iast time, you must put on an act with me on Monday 771 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,970 - No, doctor. No... - We'II finally be divorced 772 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,940 - Really? - Really 773 01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:41,470 After that, you and I will get married. Love you 774 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:46,270 - I'II have to wash my hand again! - Will she take a bath if I embrace her? 775 01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:52,040 Tell your wife how she's supposed to behave with her boyfriend 776 01:04:53,750 --> 01:04:59,720 Wow! I can hear the bells ringing! You Iook solid! 777 01:04:59,740 --> 01:05:02,230 I'm going the court. Sameer's divorce is coming through today 778 01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:05,750 - Here comes the spoilsport. - What? 779 01:05:05,830 --> 01:05:07,840 The bone-specialist! 780 01:05:11,370 --> 01:05:12,950 - Congrats on your divorce. - Thank you 781 01:05:12,970 --> 01:05:14,520 - I'm going with you too. - Where to? 782 01:05:14,540 --> 01:05:16,150 - To the court. - What for? 783 01:05:16,180 --> 01:05:19,000 I've seen a Iot of weddings in my Iifetime! 784 01:05:19,030 --> 01:05:21,740 But I've never seen a divorce! 785 01:05:21,780 --> 01:05:23,870 I have a Iot of problems anyway 786 01:05:23,890 --> 01:05:26,690 To make it worse, Mom's arriving from Punjab 787 01:05:26,710 --> 01:05:31,540 And I can't make up my mind, must I go and recieve my mother... 788 01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:35,390 or go to the court and divorce Mrs Naina Malhotra 789 01:05:36,130 --> 01:05:38,610 Pyare will receive your mother! You will, won't you Pyare? 790 01:05:38,630 --> 01:05:41,150 - Anything for you! - Step here, please 791 01:05:43,370 --> 01:05:45,790 Uncle, how am I going to recognise your mother? 792 01:05:47,410 --> 01:05:49,300 - You want some identification? - Yes 793 01:05:49,330 --> 01:05:51,350 Now Iook there... 794 01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:53,290 you'II recognise her all right! 795 01:06:03,550 --> 01:06:05,380 That must be the doctor's mother! 796 01:06:05,410 --> 01:06:09,130 A woman travels 30 hours from Punjab to meet her son... 797 01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:13,460 and you demand to see her ticket? You ask a mother for a ticket? 798 01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:19,030 - Ass! What if I were your mother? - Forgive me, Iady... 799 01:06:19,050 --> 01:06:22,600 I'II never ask a mother to show me her ticket again. I swear it on my Mom! 800 01:06:23,090 --> 01:06:27,400 - What was that one for? - You won't ask a mother for her ticket? 801 01:06:27,890 --> 01:06:31,410 Do you own the railways? Here's the ticket 802 01:06:31,580 --> 01:06:34,780 - Now where's my Sameer? - I've recognised you! 803 01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:37,490 Sameer's Mummy, right? I'm his friend, Pyare 804 01:06:37,980 --> 01:06:41,320 Whoever you are, makes no difference to me! 805 01:06:41,350 --> 01:06:44,210 - Just tell me where my son is! - He can't come today 806 01:06:44,230 --> 01:06:46,550 He's getting divorced! 807 01:06:46,570 --> 01:06:49,010 - What was that one for? - Before a divorce... 808 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:51,090 there's got to be a marriage. You understand? 809 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:55,280 - What a moron! He doesn't know! - But your son is already married 810 01:06:55,570 --> 01:06:57,820 - And he's getting divorced today. - God Almighty! 811 01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:01,040 My son got married and he's even getting divorced today... 812 01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:04,560 and there I was in Punjab, tending to the family business! 813 01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:08,730 Which court is giving them a divorce? Take me there, will you? 814 01:07:08,770 --> 01:07:13,050 Keep your mouth shut and Iet's hurry up before it's too Iate 815 01:07:15,300 --> 01:07:19,300 Attention ye all... 816 01:07:19,590 --> 01:07:27,590 The Emperor of India, Jal AI Ud-din Akbar... cometh 817 01:07:27,950 --> 01:07:31,790 - What's he talking about? - I couldn't find anyone else 818 01:07:31,890 --> 01:07:33,470 The Iast movie he did was "Mughal-E-Azam" 819 01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:35,620 Those are the Iines he repeats. I'II deduct it from his fee 820 01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:40,440 Let the proceedings begin 821 01:07:40,740 --> 01:07:47,170 Sir, the marriage of Sameer and Naina has hit a roadblock 822 01:07:47,330 --> 01:07:49,730 So Iet me question her 823 01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:52,610 - Naina-ji... - Yes? 824 01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:56,460 When did you realise that you could no Ionger Iive with this scoundrel? 825 01:07:56,750 --> 01:07:58,750 - The very next day of the marriage. - Don't tell me! 826 01:07:59,190 --> 01:08:01,580 So why did you tolerate him all these years? 827 01:08:02,070 --> 01:08:07,030 It's so disgusting, Your Honour. However bad a government is... 828 01:08:08,030 --> 01:08:10,550 we have to tolerate it for five years! 829 01:08:14,110 --> 01:08:15,560 Order! Order 830 01:08:15,590 --> 01:08:17,980 So Sameer, what problem did you have with her? 831 01:08:18,950 --> 01:08:22,660 Mr Judge, what does a man Iook for in his wife? 832 01:08:23,150 --> 01:08:25,520 He wants her to cook Iike his mother... 833 01:08:25,550 --> 01:08:28,580 and Iove him in bed, Iike his girlfriend 834 01:08:28,940 --> 01:08:31,790 But her case was just the opposite, sir! 835 01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:35,680 In the kitchen, she Ioved me Iike my girlfriend and said... 836 01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:39,000 "Darling, I'm not in the mood to cook today" 837 01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:41,200 "Why don't we order the food from outside?" 838 01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:44,260 And in bed, she used to scream at me Iike my mother! 839 01:08:44,290 --> 01:08:48,390 "Go to sleep, it's very Iate. You got to Ieave for work in the morning" 840 01:08:48,420 --> 01:08:53,250 - What sort of a marriage is this, sir? - Amazing! Is this what happened? 841 01:08:54,060 --> 01:08:56,450 Say something... anything 842 01:08:56,940 --> 01:09:00,290 He used to chase other girls! 843 01:09:02,220 --> 01:09:06,060 If a girl showed him her finger, he reached for her hand! 844 01:09:06,130 --> 01:09:09,220 And if a girl showed him her hand, he... 845 01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:12,470 - Never mind, it's okay... - I won't be able to say it 846 01:09:13,150 --> 01:09:15,670 - That's not the way he is, sir! - Thank you, Sonia 847 01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:20,160 When a man has starved for five years... 848 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:25,280 won't he go berserk in a sweetmeat shop? 849 01:09:25,450 --> 01:09:27,840 - You tell me, sir! - Silence! 850 01:09:28,460 --> 01:09:30,420 Nobody's going to talk about sweetmeat here 851 01:09:30,450 --> 01:09:32,970 I suffer from diabetes 852 01:09:33,490 --> 01:09:35,310 Sorry to hear that, sir 853 01:09:37,620 --> 01:09:41,930 Drive slowly, Iady... you want to get me killed? 854 01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:44,950 Watch out, will you?! 855 01:09:50,430 --> 01:09:52,510 Let me drive in peace, Pyare 856 01:09:54,310 --> 01:09:56,200 Don't stand up, please! 857 01:09:59,910 --> 01:10:06,600 Mr Sameer, how did you feel when you got to know... 858 01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:09,290 that your wife is having an affair with another man? 859 01:10:09,490 --> 01:10:13,800 I felt as if someone was enjoying a feast in a five-star hotel... 860 01:10:14,300 --> 01:10:17,810 - and I was footing the bill. - What I mean is... 861 01:10:18,110 --> 01:10:24,380 when did you get to know that she was having an affair with someone else? 862 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:30,370 Two years ago, sir. One night, when she was sleeping with me... 863 01:10:30,670 --> 01:10:34,950 she murmured, "Sweetheart, I Iove your moustache" 864 01:10:35,470 --> 01:10:38,320 I actually Iiked what she said. Then I was startled! 865 01:10:38,350 --> 01:10:40,540 Hell! I had no moustache! 866 01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:45,040 Mr Sameer, a moustache is the symbol of a true man 867 01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:48,700 Is itjust a moustache that you don't have...? 868 01:10:49,180 --> 01:10:51,770 - Or aren't you a real male at all? - Objection, Your Honour! 869 01:10:51,930 --> 01:10:53,060 Objection, Your Honour! 870 01:10:53,090 --> 01:10:55,370 Sameer is a true male. I know it 871 01:10:55,390 --> 01:10:57,900 Sameer is a true male. I know it 872 01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:01,370 What's happening here? Everybody's raising objections! 873 01:11:02,180 --> 01:11:05,840 Watch it, Iady! We'II go to the heavens, not the court! 874 01:11:05,870 --> 01:11:10,490 Worry not, son! "I set out in style..." 875 01:11:10,510 --> 01:11:15,790 "I Ieave 'em all behind, round the bend" 876 01:11:17,430 --> 01:11:21,250 - Just don't be afraid. Don't. - You're going to kill a kid! 877 01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:27,400 Mrs. Malhotra, if you are divorced, who will the children Iive with? 878 01:11:27,430 --> 01:11:29,450 - They'II Iive with me. - No, Your Honour! 879 01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:32,400 The children will Iive with me! They mean the Iife to me! 880 01:11:32,420 --> 01:11:35,120 Don't separate my children from me, please! 881 01:11:35,150 --> 01:11:36,940 Have you gone crazy...? 882 01:11:38,830 --> 01:11:41,220 Keep the children with you! By all means! 883 01:11:41,420 --> 01:11:46,860 I appeal to you to give my children to him. Please, Your Honour! 884 01:11:47,190 --> 01:11:50,210 No, Your Honour! I'm sorry, I just got selfish! 885 01:11:50,230 --> 01:11:54,370 Who else but a mother can take good care of the children? 886 01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:55,970 Let her keep the children 887 01:11:56,000 --> 01:12:00,640 Sir, this is no marriage, it's a coalition government... 888 01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:02,700 of so many political parties, it can never Iast! 889 01:12:02,730 --> 01:12:08,640 It's Iike a rotten movie that's going on and on... without getting over! 890 01:12:08,810 --> 01:12:13,160 It's Iike a cricket match where there's a downpour after every over! 891 01:12:13,230 --> 01:12:18,040 It's Iike a car without brakes, running over people... 892 01:12:18,070 --> 01:12:21,140 - someone might get killed! - Please stop it! 893 01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:24,020 Please... grant them a divorce 894 01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,510 - Please grant them a divorce. - Please! 895 01:12:28,350 --> 01:12:30,390 Out of the way, everybody! She's Iost her marbles... 896 01:12:30,430 --> 01:12:32,650 she's going to get me killed! There's the court... 897 01:12:32,670 --> 01:12:34,580 are you going to drive into it? 898 01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:46,120 Doctor, the real courtroom drama begins now! 899 01:12:46,420 --> 01:12:48,690 Victory to the doctor's mother! 900 01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:50,620 There's going to be no divorce! 901 01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:52,800 Who's snatching my daughter-in-Iaw from me? 902 01:12:52,820 --> 01:12:55,210 - What are you doing here, Mom...? - Mom! 903 01:12:55,550 --> 01:12:59,240 Shameless boy! You first get married without telling me... 904 01:12:59,260 --> 01:13:01,650 and now you're even getting a divorce! 905 01:13:01,790 --> 01:13:04,380 You're posing obstacles in the court's proceedings 906 01:13:04,420 --> 01:13:06,310 Just keep your mouth shut! 907 01:13:06,470 --> 01:13:12,400 I've driven several crows Iike you away! 908 01:13:12,430 --> 01:13:15,990 - No divorce is taking place! - What's happening in my court? 909 01:13:16,010 --> 01:13:18,460 But Ma, the judge has delivered his verdict 910 01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:22,160 A mother's verdict holds more importance than a judge's 911 01:13:22,490 --> 01:13:27,130 She...? What a good date, son! 912 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:32,240 - My daughter-in-Iaw is so sweet! - Ma...! 913 01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:44,050 The whole of Punjab and Haryana would sway to her smile 914 01:13:44,070 --> 01:13:48,860 In this Iove-story, there can be an interval... 915 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:51,470 but "The End" must never come 916 01:13:59,850 --> 01:14:01,550 Shall we...? 917 01:14:26,150 --> 01:14:27,700 "Sweetheart..." 918 01:14:27,740 --> 01:14:31,050 "in our duel of Iove..." 919 01:14:31,250 --> 01:14:32,650 "Sweetheart..." 920 01:14:32,650 --> 01:14:35,950 "in our duel of Iove..." 921 01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:41,520 "my bangles dug into my wrist" 922 01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:46,040 "My bangles dug into my wrist" 923 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:50,340 "My bangles dug into my wrist" 924 01:14:51,170 --> 01:14:52,800 "Sweetheart..." 925 01:14:52,820 --> 01:14:55,140 "in our duel of Iove..." 926 01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:06,630 "I had to stay up in bed all alone" 927 01:15:06,710 --> 01:15:10,640 "I stayed up in bed all alone" 928 01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:41,310 "Every moment, I desire you" 929 01:15:41,340 --> 01:15:44,150 "Your charm steals my very being" 930 01:15:44,190 --> 01:15:46,970 "Oh, your hennaed palms" 931 01:15:47,070 --> 01:15:51,380 "And the way you blush" 932 01:15:51,550 --> 01:15:54,190 "Yes, I shied away..." 933 01:15:54,210 --> 01:15:56,600 "from the duel of Iove..." 934 01:15:56,680 --> 01:16:01,770 "but the bangles dug into my wrist" 935 01:16:31,590 --> 01:16:34,130 "Impatience drove me crazy" 936 01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:36,440 "The moonbeam set my heart racing..." 937 01:16:36,460 --> 01:16:39,030 "as it fell Iike a thunder..." 938 01:16:39,060 --> 01:16:42,320 "and I squirmed and writhed through the night" 939 01:16:46,650 --> 01:16:49,510 "I Iost my sleep..." 940 01:16:49,530 --> 01:16:51,750 "in the duel of Iove" 941 01:16:51,770 --> 01:16:57,050 "I stayed up in bed all alone" 942 01:17:06,830 --> 01:17:09,480 "Sweetheart..." 943 01:17:09,710 --> 01:17:12,030 "in our duel of Iove..." 944 01:17:12,050 --> 01:17:17,270 "I stayed up in bed all alone" 945 01:17:27,140 --> 01:17:31,130 "My bangles dug into my wrist" 946 01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:52,130 Sameer, what are you doing on the sofa? Get up 947 01:17:52,150 --> 01:17:55,990 Ma, I'm sleeping, Iet me sleep. I'm tired of telling Iies 948 01:17:56,540 --> 01:18:01,040 Go and relax in your wife's arms, it'II refresh you. Get up 949 01:18:01,060 --> 01:18:05,360 I've been doing that for five years. I want to rest in your Iap tonight 950 01:18:05,380 --> 01:18:09,520 - Sing a Iullaby for me. - I'II kill myself... 951 01:18:09,550 --> 01:18:13,140 if you don't go to her. Get up 952 01:18:13,170 --> 01:18:16,700 And Iisten! God helps those who help themselves 953 01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:20,650 Go inside, get Iost! Go and win her over 954 01:18:22,650 --> 01:18:25,650 It's my Lord! Can I be of any service? 955 01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:28,810 Shall I clean your feet? Or shall I massage your head? 956 01:18:28,830 --> 01:18:32,650 What all must I do in this bedroom? Tell me, please 957 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:36,050 Naina, I'm sorry but I'm not at fault. Ma... 958 01:18:36,070 --> 01:18:38,510 Look, don't find faults with her 959 01:18:38,540 --> 01:18:41,940 It's your mistake. Also mine, in some way 960 01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:45,710 Any mother would do this much for her son's happiness 961 01:18:45,870 --> 01:18:48,700 It started as a joke and things have reached a height now 962 01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:51,550 Fake wife, fake children, fake marriage, pretended Iaughter... 963 01:18:51,570 --> 01:18:53,820 paying respects to your mother and taking her blessings 964 01:18:53,850 --> 01:18:56,530 AII those things that a woman dreams to do... 965 01:18:57,340 --> 01:18:59,730 have become a joke for me 966 01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:04,060 I don't understand what I must... 967 01:19:06,020 --> 01:19:09,150 Look Naina, I know that... 968 01:19:09,420 --> 01:19:11,810 to keep Ma and Sonia happy... 969 01:19:12,070 --> 01:19:14,360 I've hurt you badly 970 01:19:14,380 --> 01:19:16,840 However, I never hid anything from you... 971 01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:19,270 though I used you 972 01:19:19,540 --> 01:19:21,510 I'm sorry 973 01:19:21,810 --> 01:19:25,490 If you think, you've had enough, and if you want to Ieave... 974 01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,950 you certainly can 975 01:19:30,330 --> 01:19:32,720 You may Ieave 976 01:19:33,220 --> 01:19:34,650 Go 977 01:19:52,370 --> 01:19:55,230 You are very bad 978 01:19:55,250 --> 01:19:57,860 I know. Thank you, Naina 979 01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:00,530 Ma, everything is fine! 980 01:20:01,180 --> 01:20:04,900 Sonia, here are the divorce papers! Naina has signed them 981 01:20:04,930 --> 01:20:08,920 I'II get a divorce in 20 days, and we'II marry on the 21st 982 01:20:10,850 --> 01:20:11,950 Pyare...? 983 01:20:11,970 --> 01:20:13,920 Yes, it's me 984 01:20:14,220 --> 01:20:17,250 Which nightgown would you prefer for the night, Sonia? 985 01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:19,960 This one? Or this one? 986 01:20:19,980 --> 01:20:21,620 - This one. - Okay 987 01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:24,620 What are you doing here? And what are you doing with Sonia's nighties? 988 01:20:24,850 --> 01:20:27,670 I'm not wearing them, I'm packing them 989 01:20:27,930 --> 01:20:31,810 Pyare is so sweet. See, he's helping me do the packing 990 01:20:32,330 --> 01:20:33,910 Packing? 991 01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:35,990 - Where are you going? - Abroad 992 01:20:36,020 --> 01:20:38,220 - For a shoot. - When? 993 01:20:38,260 --> 01:20:41,300 - Tonight. - Tonight? Where? 994 01:20:41,780 --> 01:20:43,710 - Dubai. - For how many days? 995 01:20:43,740 --> 01:20:46,550 Only seven days. Want to come along? 996 01:20:47,550 --> 01:20:51,860 I wish I could! But for the appointments and patients 997 01:20:52,550 --> 01:20:55,170 Sonia, anything else you'd Iike for the nights? 998 01:20:55,240 --> 01:20:59,550 - No, that will be all. - Son, I'II pack your things some day 999 01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:04,210 And I'II have you mailed to a place from where you can never return 1000 01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:07,100 Uncle, why delay then? Do it now 1001 01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:08,780 Lay off 1002 01:21:11,510 --> 01:21:14,430 Sameer, why do you flare up on Pyare? 1003 01:21:14,460 --> 01:21:17,030 Because I can't flare up on you 1004 01:21:17,050 --> 01:21:20,550 - You are going away for a week! - Only a week 1005 01:21:20,570 --> 01:21:23,150 Not "only a week", it's seven days! 1006 01:21:23,170 --> 01:21:25,390 It could even be TEN days! 1007 01:21:25,410 --> 01:21:27,750 - Shall I come there? - No, uncle! 1008 01:21:28,870 --> 01:21:32,670 If he ever falls ill, send him over to me 1009 01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:34,630 Okay, done 1010 01:21:35,310 --> 01:21:38,100 I've packed some cashew nuts too. The vitamin tonic is very important 1011 01:21:38,130 --> 01:21:40,470 Give me the water bottle. Did you pack his undergarments? 1012 01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:43,040 - I've packed them. - Well done, very good 1013 01:21:43,060 --> 01:21:44,960 She's going to Punjab 1014 01:21:44,980 --> 01:21:48,680 Ma, are you going to Punjab? Please don't go, Ma 1015 01:21:48,700 --> 01:21:53,850 I'm not going to Punjab. I'm sending you and Naina abroad, for a honeymoon 1016 01:21:58,850 --> 01:22:03,090 I can't stand Naina till the gate, and you want me to go abroad with her, Ma? 1017 01:22:03,110 --> 01:22:07,960 Son, in a marriage, if Iove goes cold... 1018 01:22:07,980 --> 01:22:11,510 you must season it with romance and refreshen it 1019 01:22:11,540 --> 01:22:13,880 What are you doing there, dear? 1020 01:22:13,910 --> 01:22:19,490 Go abroad, shower your husband with Iots of kisses... 1021 01:22:19,510 --> 01:22:21,910 and win him back 1022 01:22:22,330 --> 01:22:26,220 - But Ma... - No buts. Keep your mouth shut 1023 01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:28,460 - And hold the tickets. - I don't want to go 1024 01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:31,080 I know you will send me on a pilgrimage 1025 01:22:31,110 --> 01:22:34,290 Hey! This is the place where Sonia is going! 1026 01:22:34,310 --> 01:22:38,100 Ma, you are a Iittle Iate, but you are great! 1027 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:42,090 I knew it, son, you'd never turn me down 1028 01:22:42,580 --> 01:22:46,360 Naina, Iet's go, darling 1029 01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:49,250 - Thank you, Mom. - You're welcome 1030 01:22:49,270 --> 01:22:50,700 I'II be back 1031 01:22:51,710 --> 01:22:55,400 Ma is really amazing. I did a quick packing, you know? 1032 01:22:55,420 --> 01:22:58,240 - By the way, where are we going? - Not "we" 1033 01:22:58,270 --> 01:23:00,660 I'm going alone 1034 01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:06,110 Well? You are kidding, aren't you? 1035 01:23:06,340 --> 01:23:08,350 Aren't you? 1036 01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:11,230 But how will you go all alone on a honeymoon? 1037 01:23:11,440 --> 01:23:14,770 Why all alone? Luckily, Sonia is already there 1038 01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:20,380 I get it. I stay back, you fly 1039 01:23:20,410 --> 01:23:22,800 - Right. - Okay. Anything else? 1040 01:23:22,840 --> 01:23:28,210 Sure. You won't go out of the house until I return. Else, Ma will see you 1041 01:23:29,410 --> 01:23:31,860 - Here's your bag. - Anything else? 1042 01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:35,510 You tell me. What do I get for you? 1043 01:23:36,770 --> 01:23:39,750 A husband, who never Iies 1044 01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:45,980 You'II have to find him for yourself. AII right? Bye 1045 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:47,430 Bye 1046 01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:49,820 - Have a good trip. - I will 1047 01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:52,240 - See ya. - Bye 1048 01:24:00,110 --> 01:24:02,190 Lucky girl Sonia 1049 01:24:24,110 --> 01:24:27,460 "The twists and turns in our Iove-story..." 1050 01:24:27,630 --> 01:24:31,310 "the world will remember every moment" 1051 01:24:38,390 --> 01:24:41,800 "The twists and turns in our Iove-story..." 1052 01:24:41,820 --> 01:24:44,760 "the world will remember every moment" 1053 01:24:48,770 --> 01:24:52,110 "Stop! Watch it" 1054 01:24:52,130 --> 01:24:55,650 "It's a Iove-triangle" 1055 01:24:55,820 --> 01:24:59,320 "The twists and turns in our Iove-story..." 1056 01:24:59,340 --> 01:25:02,690 "the world will remember every moment" 1057 01:25:41,620 --> 01:25:45,190 "Come, Iet's go someplace far away" 1058 01:25:45,210 --> 01:25:48,440 "Every one is envious of us" 1059 01:25:48,540 --> 01:25:52,170 "Let's elude every eye" 1060 01:25:52,190 --> 01:25:55,550 "Let's merge into the colour of Iove" 1061 01:25:58,980 --> 01:26:02,600 "I'II buy you bangles..." 1062 01:26:02,770 --> 01:26:06,040 "that the world will remember" 1063 01:26:06,060 --> 01:26:09,790 "The twists and turns in our Iove-story..." 1064 01:26:09,810 --> 01:26:13,260 "the world will remember every moment" 1065 01:26:16,540 --> 01:26:20,200 "Stay away! Don'tjam in" 1066 01:26:20,220 --> 01:26:23,840 "Or, you will be thrashed" 1067 01:26:23,910 --> 01:26:27,180 "The twists and turns in our Iove-story..." 1068 01:26:27,210 --> 01:26:30,920 "the world will remember every moment" 1069 01:27:02,410 --> 01:27:05,910 "Undoubtedly..." 1070 01:27:05,930 --> 01:27:09,370 "only I have the right to her" 1071 01:27:09,390 --> 01:27:12,990 "Time will tell..." 1072 01:27:13,010 --> 01:27:16,590 "who wins her" 1073 01:27:16,760 --> 01:27:23,590 "This game of Iove is not a joke..." 1074 01:27:23,610 --> 01:27:27,160 "the world will remember that every moment" 1075 01:27:27,330 --> 01:27:30,670 "The twists and turns in our Iove-story..." 1076 01:27:30,690 --> 01:27:34,210 "the world will remember every moment" 1077 01:27:37,580 --> 01:27:41,140 "Stop! Watch it" 1078 01:27:41,170 --> 01:27:44,720 "It's a Iove-triangle" 1079 01:28:17,300 --> 01:28:19,520 - What are you doing in Dubai? - Why? Does your father own Dubai? 1080 01:28:19,540 --> 01:28:23,040 - Don't you abuse my father! - Why are you guys brawling? 1081 01:28:23,070 --> 01:28:26,240 Pyare is here to help me at the shoot, as a friend 1082 01:28:26,270 --> 01:28:28,810 Ask your friend to beat it since your boyfriend is here now 1083 01:28:28,830 --> 01:28:31,690 - Please go away. - I won't. What will you do? 1084 01:28:31,710 --> 01:28:35,530 - Look Pyare, I might even hit you. - Try raising a finger at me! 1085 01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:38,280 Look Pyare, I might even kill if I Iose it 1086 01:28:38,440 --> 01:28:41,620 - Kill? Try touching me with your nail! - Forget it, Sameer 1087 01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:44,030 - Pyare is quite tough. - Is he? 1088 01:28:45,810 --> 01:28:48,530 AII right. I think it was my mistake. Forget it 1089 01:28:48,880 --> 01:28:50,910 Mistake? What mistake? Tell me 1090 01:28:50,930 --> 01:28:53,590 My mistake! I should've thrashed you Iong ago 1091 01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:56,010 Are you all right? 1092 01:29:50,060 --> 01:29:51,830 You hit me? 1093 01:29:51,860 --> 01:29:54,640 Mistake. Hit me if you want 1094 01:29:55,480 --> 01:29:58,740 Uncle, this is what you call Iove-and-hit relationship 1095 01:30:09,850 --> 01:30:13,910 Sonia, you Iook so pretty. You just needed a hat 1096 01:30:13,940 --> 01:30:16,470 How sweet! Thank you. 1097 01:30:17,080 --> 01:30:19,940 Pyare, are you trying to flirt with my girlfriend? 1098 01:30:19,970 --> 01:30:22,110 I wish... 1099 01:30:24,290 --> 01:30:26,930 - It is Pyare's gift! - I'II smash it... 1100 01:30:26,950 --> 01:30:29,340 and throw it in the water 1101 01:30:29,670 --> 01:30:33,450 Sameer, what have you done? I have to wear it for the shoot 1102 01:30:33,480 --> 01:30:35,640 Get my hat back 1103 01:30:35,660 --> 01:30:40,070 Forget the hat, and give me a small kiss 1104 01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:43,970 One who brings my hat back gets a kiss 1105 01:30:43,990 --> 01:30:46,380 Excuse me! 1106 01:30:53,700 --> 01:30:56,320 He Ioves me so much! Look, he justjumped 1107 01:30:56,480 --> 01:30:58,610 That's good. He'II bring the hat 1108 01:30:58,630 --> 01:31:02,080 - Then he's the one who gets the kiss. - One who gets the hat? 1109 01:31:02,250 --> 01:31:04,070 Pyare, hurry 1110 01:31:06,090 --> 01:31:07,520 Jump 1111 01:31:09,970 --> 01:31:11,860 Sameer, quickly 1112 01:31:14,230 --> 01:31:16,080 Go, Pyare 1113 01:31:17,460 --> 01:31:19,290 Go, Sameer 1114 01:31:41,650 --> 01:31:43,470 My kiss! 1115 01:31:50,300 --> 01:31:53,650 Give me back my shorts! 1116 01:31:54,140 --> 01:31:57,180 My shorts! Not fair, Sonia. Me and you... 1117 01:32:07,660 --> 01:32:11,250 Gopi, you are slow, ass! Hurry up 1118 01:32:11,280 --> 01:32:13,670 I was checking the trousers 1119 01:32:15,510 --> 01:32:20,180 This one's fine. Gopi, buy a kurta for yourself 1120 01:32:21,620 --> 01:32:23,520 Lady... isn't that Naina? 1121 01:32:23,550 --> 01:32:26,260 - How can Naina be here? - Wear your glasses 1122 01:32:26,430 --> 01:32:28,450 Get back home! 1123 01:32:28,480 --> 01:32:30,750 Daughter-in-Iaw... 1124 01:32:35,850 --> 01:32:38,240 - Did you see properly? - Of course 1125 01:32:39,180 --> 01:32:41,680 - Are you sure? - Dead sure 1126 01:32:41,710 --> 01:32:44,200 Where's she? Beats me 1127 01:32:47,890 --> 01:32:51,680 Gopi, did you see properly? Was she really Naina? 1128 01:32:51,700 --> 01:32:54,090 Yes Iady, it was Naina 1129 01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:58,870 Gopi, where are you? Take me to my daughter-in-Iaw's house 1130 01:32:59,100 --> 01:33:02,450 Yes, Iady. But I don't know where she Iives 1131 01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:06,300 308, Milton Apartments, Juhu Koliwada, Mumbai 49 1132 01:33:06,790 --> 01:33:08,170 Let's hurry then 1133 01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:12,460 What's this? Not even all your marks add up to 35 percent 1134 01:33:12,620 --> 01:33:15,350 That's it! The two of you are going to boarding school. Final 1135 01:33:15,370 --> 01:33:17,200 No Mummy 1136 01:33:18,770 --> 01:33:21,040 Please Mummy, we don't want to go 1137 01:33:21,520 --> 01:33:24,410 Ma-ji... you? Here...? What...? 1138 01:33:24,440 --> 01:33:27,440 What's this? You have kids too? 1139 01:33:28,440 --> 01:33:30,710 No Ma-ji, actually... 1140 01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:34,430 My son's a rascal, and his wife too turned out to be a Iiar 1141 01:33:34,720 --> 01:33:37,580 Sameer Iied to me and went abroad 1142 01:33:37,600 --> 01:33:39,940 You too hid away from me 1143 01:33:40,230 --> 01:33:44,940 That's fine, but the other day I saw you at the shopping mall 1144 01:33:45,610 --> 01:33:48,910 Where did you hide my sweet grandchildren? 1145 01:33:49,070 --> 01:33:51,290 No Ma-ji, please Iisten to me... they are... 1146 01:33:51,310 --> 01:33:53,770 No buts, keep your mouth shut 1147 01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:57,760 I was unfortunate, I had two fixed deposits in my account... 1148 01:33:57,780 --> 01:34:01,600 and I was desiring the principal. I won't spare Sameer 1149 01:34:01,630 --> 01:34:05,700 Look at his eyes... hasn't he taken after his grandfather? 1150 01:34:05,730 --> 01:34:08,650 - What...? - I'm so happy today 1151 01:34:08,670 --> 01:34:12,430 So happy that, if I had my way... 1152 01:34:12,460 --> 01:34:16,310 I'd declare a public holiday all over India 1153 01:34:16,330 --> 01:34:19,330 - Grandmother's Day! - She's so funny! 1154 01:34:20,210 --> 01:34:22,600 Thanks for the extra holiday 1155 01:34:31,260 --> 01:34:33,750 Sameer, get up 1156 01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:37,340 When will you introduce me to your mother? 1157 01:34:37,540 --> 01:34:40,060 When will you introduce me to your mother? 1158 01:34:40,960 --> 01:34:43,020 When will you introduce me to your mother? 1159 01:34:43,050 --> 01:34:44,640 When? 1160 01:34:45,190 --> 01:34:47,530 I will, I will 1161 01:34:47,690 --> 01:34:50,550 Won't you wait till the plane Iands? 1162 01:34:50,570 --> 01:34:53,930 I will introduce you tomorrow. Now sleep, please 1163 01:34:56,340 --> 01:34:59,690 Now please sleep 1164 01:35:03,030 --> 01:35:04,770 - Welcome back, son. - It was great fun, Ma 1165 01:35:04,800 --> 01:35:08,450 - But I missed you a Iot. - AII alone? Where's your wife? 1166 01:35:08,480 --> 01:35:11,340 - I dropped her, Ma. - Shut up, shameless chap 1167 01:35:11,360 --> 01:35:15,570 I sent you with her so that you'd Iove her and placate her 1168 01:35:15,590 --> 01:35:18,380 I know, Ma. Well, I can't hide anything from you now... 1169 01:35:18,410 --> 01:35:22,610 you are grown up. Know what, Ma? She doesn't know how to Iove 1170 01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:25,750 During Iovemaking, she's Iike an ascetic in a trance... 1171 01:35:25,780 --> 01:35:29,600 eyes shut, breath held... she just doesn't know the art of Iovemaking 1172 01:35:29,620 --> 01:35:32,480 Thank God we don't have kids. Had we any kids... 1173 01:35:32,500 --> 01:35:35,860 well, how could we have kids? She has no idea how they come 1174 01:35:35,960 --> 01:35:38,570 - Look behind you. - Ma... 1175 01:35:38,590 --> 01:35:42,470 Iike all great men, I have sworn not to Iook behind 1176 01:35:42,500 --> 01:35:47,800 People will Iook at me and say, "Wow Mr Sameer! New house..." 1177 01:35:48,290 --> 01:35:53,620 - "new wife, and so many kids" - Wonderful 1178 01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:57,320 - But Mr Sameer, just Iook behind. - Really? 1179 01:36:01,330 --> 01:36:05,010 - Hi. - Aged mother, old house... 1180 01:36:05,110 --> 01:36:08,530 old wife, old children 1181 01:36:08,640 --> 01:36:11,880 Children, your father is here. Greet him 1182 01:36:11,900 --> 01:36:14,150 Greetings, Papa 1183 01:36:14,180 --> 01:36:16,070 - Wonderful! - Pathetic! 1184 01:36:16,100 --> 01:36:18,490 - Mr Sameer... - Where's my bed? 1185 01:36:19,270 --> 01:36:23,050 Mother-in-Iaw, Iet me Iive with you, I'II be a nice daughter-in-Iaw 1186 01:36:23,210 --> 01:36:25,990 I'II serve you, I'II cook... 1187 01:36:26,090 --> 01:36:28,880 I'II do the dishes, and wash the clothes... 1188 01:36:30,030 --> 01:36:32,340 with Vimla detergent 1189 01:36:33,170 --> 01:36:37,020 Sonia, you are selling detergent here, and my Ma is beating me up there 1190 01:36:37,050 --> 01:36:39,010 Cut it! 1191 01:36:39,030 --> 01:36:41,440 - What are you doing here, Sameer? - What's going on here? 1192 01:36:41,470 --> 01:36:44,360 - Who's this? - Sir, I'm sorry, he's my boyfriend 1193 01:36:44,380 --> 01:36:47,980 - Doctor Sameer. - Why pick on me, bro? 1194 01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:50,570 What'd you do if I barged into your operation theatre? 1195 01:36:50,600 --> 01:36:53,470 I'II administer a shot on your bum 1196 01:36:53,700 --> 01:36:57,560 - But what are you doing here, buddy? - I just need 30 seconds, oldie 1197 01:36:57,580 --> 01:37:00,280 Even I need to make a 30-seconds advertisement 1198 01:37:00,300 --> 01:37:02,330 But nobody's giving me an opportunity. Like Shekar Kapoor... 1199 01:37:02,350 --> 01:37:04,120 I'II also quit this country and migrate to Los Angeles 1200 01:37:04,150 --> 01:37:05,470 - Go right now! - Sorry sir... 1201 01:37:05,490 --> 01:37:07,740 Sonia, why aren't you answering my calls? 1202 01:37:07,770 --> 01:37:10,270 Because I want to meet your mother, not you 1203 01:37:10,300 --> 01:37:11,330 Ma? 1204 01:37:11,350 --> 01:37:13,990 - The shot is ready, Iady. - But I'm not ready... 1205 01:37:14,010 --> 01:37:15,940 - to introduce Sonia to my Ma. - Because of your Ma... 1206 01:37:15,970 --> 01:37:18,680 - my advertisement is getting...! - Do you have a mother? 1207 01:37:20,800 --> 01:37:25,180 No, Sameer. We stay away from each other till you divorce Naina 1208 01:37:25,670 --> 01:37:28,590 - I want to be spotless. - Wow! Fantastic! 1209 01:37:28,620 --> 01:37:33,190 What a Iine! "Vimla detergent Ieaves your clothes spotless" 1210 01:37:36,240 --> 01:37:40,300 I jog away 1211 01:37:41,050 --> 01:37:43,860 Keeps my hands and Iegs fit 1212 01:37:44,890 --> 01:37:47,280 So I jump away 1213 01:37:51,620 --> 01:37:53,550 My breath... my breath... 1214 01:37:53,570 --> 01:37:56,290 I know, you are the mother-in-Iaw and Naina-ji is the daughter-in-Iaw 1215 01:37:56,420 --> 01:37:59,240 Shut up, ass. The pump... 1216 01:37:59,630 --> 01:38:01,700 Oh, the pump! 1217 01:38:04,110 --> 01:38:09,180 - Here's the pump. - Not this one... my pump 1218 01:38:09,200 --> 01:38:11,260 - What happened? - She's gasping for breath 1219 01:38:11,290 --> 01:38:14,520 - She wants a pump. - Here it is. Sit down, Ma-ji 1220 01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:18,030 Open... 1221 01:38:18,910 --> 01:38:21,300 Again... better? 1222 01:38:21,730 --> 01:38:24,120 Who told you to exercise so much? 1223 01:38:24,930 --> 01:38:28,490 I'II decide on your diet from now on 1224 01:38:28,520 --> 01:38:30,910 I'II prepare your health chart 1225 01:38:31,020 --> 01:38:35,700 No compromise on your health. No way. Okay, Ma? 1226 01:38:35,730 --> 01:38:38,480 Great, Iady. This is what you call the Iove of a daughter-in-Iaw 1227 01:38:38,770 --> 01:38:41,600 - What was that for? - Not my daughter-in-Iaw 1228 01:38:41,620 --> 01:38:45,900 - She is my daughter. - Great, Iady. Awesome 1229 01:38:47,670 --> 01:38:49,750 I'm so happy 1230 01:38:52,480 --> 01:38:54,870 Gopi, give me tea 1231 01:38:56,960 --> 01:39:00,780 - My respects, Ma. - You hid such a thing from me, son 1232 01:39:00,810 --> 01:39:05,450 - What, Ma? - Your wife is so good 1233 01:39:05,610 --> 01:39:08,960 - She's disciplined and so mannerly. - I never knew, Ma... 1234 01:39:09,390 --> 01:39:13,140 - that my wife had so many qualities. - Shut up 1235 01:39:13,300 --> 01:39:18,080 She's a goddess. Know what? I suffered a bout of asthma 1236 01:39:18,100 --> 01:39:21,790 She took great care of me, I was fine in a jiffy 1237 01:39:21,900 --> 01:39:24,980 I have prayed to God that... 1238 01:39:25,150 --> 01:39:28,570 I want Naina as my daughter-in-Iaw in all the Iifetimes to come 1239 01:39:29,700 --> 01:39:32,670 You have opened my eyes today, Ma 1240 01:39:33,480 --> 01:39:37,160 - I never realised Naina was so nice. - She is, son 1241 01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:48,820 What was the need to act nice with my Ma? 1242 01:39:48,890 --> 01:39:51,040 Excuse me! It wasn't an act 1243 01:39:51,070 --> 01:39:53,720 I'm a nurse first then your fake wife 1244 01:39:53,820 --> 01:39:56,670 - It's my duty to save a patient's Iife. - I know 1245 01:39:56,740 --> 01:39:59,850 But you could've called me. If you keep on serving Ma Iike this... 1246 01:39:59,870 --> 01:40:05,350 - she will never Iet us part. - Is it? Then Iet's tell her everything 1247 01:40:05,380 --> 01:40:08,820 Don't worry. A mother forgives every mistake that her son commits 1248 01:40:08,840 --> 01:40:12,440 My Ma is an Indian mother. She slaps me... 1249 01:40:12,460 --> 01:40:16,860 - she can even shoot me if the need be. - Then what's the solution? 1250 01:40:16,880 --> 01:40:19,250 A horse cannot befriend its fodder 1251 01:40:19,730 --> 01:40:22,390 A woman can never Iove her mother-in-Iaw? Can she? 1252 01:40:22,620 --> 01:40:25,800 - You called me a horse? - No. I called Ma fodder 1253 01:40:25,820 --> 01:40:29,500 - Shame on you. You are terrible. - Be terrible Iike me 1254 01:40:29,980 --> 01:40:32,200 Be a true Indian daughter-in-Iaw 1255 01:40:32,230 --> 01:40:35,580 Turn terrible and torch the house, so that Ma runs away 1256 01:40:36,070 --> 01:40:37,700 Do it! 1257 01:40:42,160 --> 01:40:44,050 C'mon, grandma 1258 01:40:44,080 --> 01:40:48,070 - C'mon, grandma! - Drive Iike Superman. Let me show you 1259 01:40:50,810 --> 01:40:52,460 Gopi, you idiot 1260 01:40:53,460 --> 01:40:56,610 What are you doing here, Gopi? Get back to the kitchen, now 1261 01:40:56,630 --> 01:40:59,270 - What are you people doing? - What are you doing, daughter-in-Iaw? 1262 01:40:59,290 --> 01:41:02,310 Please don't interfere. The kids are not studying because of you 1263 01:41:02,340 --> 01:41:05,900 Don't worry, dear. We own several trucks 1264 01:41:05,920 --> 01:41:09,680 - My rich kids will never go hungry. - Haven't you got up yet? 1265 01:41:09,700 --> 01:41:12,580 C'mon, pack up, quick. You are going to the hostel. Move it 1266 01:41:13,550 --> 01:41:16,280 They won't get a good upbringing at the hostel, my dear 1267 01:41:16,300 --> 01:41:21,060 Oh yes, I forgot. I can see how great the upbringing of your son is 1268 01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:24,450 What are you talking? I made a doctor out of him 1269 01:41:24,470 --> 01:41:27,230 I wish you had made a good human being out of him 1270 01:41:27,260 --> 01:41:29,640 His bad company will spoil my kids 1271 01:41:29,660 --> 01:41:33,610 Only God can save us from you and your son 1272 01:41:33,630 --> 01:41:35,230 Let's go, children 1273 01:41:36,550 --> 01:41:39,000 What's wrong with her all of a sudden? 1274 01:41:40,130 --> 01:41:42,530 Don't scream. I'm good at it too 1275 01:41:43,340 --> 01:41:47,160 And I got an identity of my own! I'm not a caged bird... 1276 01:41:47,180 --> 01:41:49,900 to be kept under watch for 24 hours 1277 01:41:50,830 --> 01:41:54,680 You are unnecessarily angry, dear. Nobody is keeping you under watch 1278 01:41:54,710 --> 01:41:58,990 My glasses are broken. Please get it fixed, son 1279 01:42:00,350 --> 01:42:04,210 Mother-in-Iaw, this is Mumbai, not your village 1280 01:42:04,290 --> 01:42:08,600 Fixing things cost money. Besides, can't you see through a broken glass? 1281 01:42:09,090 --> 01:42:11,940 Well Ma-ji, what will you see? 1282 01:42:11,970 --> 01:42:15,810 The torn up album of your only son's broken marriage! 1283 01:42:18,350 --> 01:42:20,550 I'm so stuck in this place 1284 01:42:22,480 --> 01:42:25,440 Keep this money, Ma. I can go without slippers... 1285 01:42:25,460 --> 01:42:28,290 - but you can't go without glasses. - I know 1286 01:42:28,310 --> 01:42:31,650 In the movie "Baghban" this is exactly what Amitabh went through 1287 01:42:31,670 --> 01:42:34,370 His daughters-in-Iaw made Iife miserable for him 1288 01:42:34,400 --> 01:42:38,250 He Iooked so cute weeping inconsolably 1289 01:42:38,270 --> 01:42:43,020 But Ma, he's a great personality and a tough human being in reality 1290 01:42:43,040 --> 01:42:45,900 Forget the personality, but I'm no Iess in reality 1291 01:42:45,930 --> 01:42:50,070 I will endure every thing for your sake, but I won't Iet her go 1292 01:42:50,090 --> 01:42:52,480 Don't Iet her go, Ma. Don't 1293 01:42:52,690 --> 01:42:55,220 I'm a goner! 1294 01:42:55,250 --> 01:42:57,800 Sameer is ruined 1295 01:42:59,060 --> 01:43:02,230 Ms Naina, you are just amazing 1296 01:43:04,830 --> 01:43:07,590 If you script a few more episodes Iike this... 1297 01:43:07,610 --> 01:43:10,250 Ma will go away to Hoshiarpur, you will remain at the clinic... 1298 01:43:10,270 --> 01:43:12,300 and I will be... 1299 01:43:12,320 --> 01:43:14,530 in Sonia's arms 1300 01:43:15,400 --> 01:43:17,950 But won't this...? 1301 01:43:19,240 --> 01:43:22,970 - I hope it won't hurt Ma? - You don't know my Ma 1302 01:43:22,990 --> 01:43:27,080 She's tenacious, she's unshakeable 1303 01:43:30,260 --> 01:43:33,940 Ma! Are you all right? 1304 01:43:35,060 --> 01:43:37,700 Lord, stop playing the flute 1305 01:43:37,720 --> 01:43:42,140 I'm ruined. What's come over my daughter-in-Iaw all of a sudden? 1306 01:43:42,340 --> 01:43:46,140 She was fine until yesterday, why has she turned into a serpent? 1307 01:43:48,070 --> 01:43:52,210 You call this food? You're not concentrating on your work 1308 01:43:52,230 --> 01:43:55,730 - Get out of my house! - Lady, I've been working here... 1309 01:43:55,760 --> 01:43:58,970 for so many years. No one has ever complained 1310 01:43:58,990 --> 01:44:02,460 I'II see who works here! 1311 01:44:02,480 --> 01:44:05,340 Sure, go on. I got a replacement for you 1312 01:44:05,370 --> 01:44:08,090 - Who? - Ma-ji 1313 01:44:08,310 --> 01:44:11,040 She's been a freeloader in her son's house 1314 01:44:11,070 --> 01:44:13,030 She won't die if she works a bit 1315 01:44:13,060 --> 01:44:16,170 Besides, I'II save some money. So get out of my house 1316 01:44:16,190 --> 01:44:17,840 But Iisten... 1317 01:44:17,860 --> 01:44:20,730 Lady, what do you gain by sacking me? 1318 01:44:20,810 --> 01:44:26,990 Oh, how I respected you! And you turned out to be just a maid. God help 1319 01:44:28,240 --> 01:44:29,780 Ma-ji... 1320 01:44:29,810 --> 01:44:32,730 my friends are coming over in the afternoon 1321 01:44:32,750 --> 01:44:36,090 Cook something special, only for... 1322 01:44:36,120 --> 01:44:37,940 six people 1323 01:44:38,040 --> 01:44:42,280 Please don't refuse. I hear, your hands work magic 1324 01:44:42,300 --> 01:44:44,790 Let us try some 1325 01:44:46,690 --> 01:44:49,550 - Naina, hurry make it fast. - I'm checking 1326 01:44:49,570 --> 01:44:52,490 Look... oh! 1327 01:44:52,520 --> 01:44:55,370 - I Iost again. - There you are 1328 01:44:55,590 --> 01:44:57,240 - May I ask something, Naina? - Go ahead 1329 01:44:57,260 --> 01:45:00,130 You ran out of Iuck ever since you married Sameer 1330 01:45:01,100 --> 01:45:04,920 Don't ask me. I Iost 20,000 to you. I'II give you the rest Iater 1331 01:45:04,950 --> 01:45:08,630 - No way. - Naina, no credit in gambling 1332 01:45:08,790 --> 01:45:11,750 - I want hard cash. - Is that so? 1333 01:45:11,770 --> 01:45:15,850 - So keep my wedding necklace. - What are you doing, my dear? 1334 01:45:15,870 --> 01:45:18,380 Are you gambling with your wedding necklace? 1335 01:45:18,400 --> 01:45:21,320 Oh yes, it's the symbol of a marriage. So what do I do? 1336 01:45:21,350 --> 01:45:24,140 Shall I wager on you? That's a good idea, Iadies 1337 01:45:24,170 --> 01:45:26,560 I wager on her 1338 01:45:28,970 --> 01:45:31,380 You are wagering a worthless woman, Naina 1339 01:45:31,410 --> 01:45:35,210 Oh no. She must at Ieast be insured for 300000. 1340 01:45:36,660 --> 01:45:40,340 Hear that? Insured for 300000. 1341 01:45:40,570 --> 01:45:44,310 - Do you also insure your maids here? - Hush 1342 01:45:44,380 --> 01:45:49,720 How rude, Dolly! She is my mother-in-Iaw 1343 01:45:50,110 --> 01:45:52,730 If she gets angry, who will cook? 1344 01:45:52,930 --> 01:45:55,150 Mother-in-Iaw! My respects 1345 01:45:55,170 --> 01:45:57,560 - Shut up. - My name is Dolly 1346 01:45:57,800 --> 01:46:00,210 Try the food, Dolly 1347 01:46:00,230 --> 01:46:05,000 Naina, is this food worth trying? It's so oily 1348 01:46:05,490 --> 01:46:08,510 What is this, Mom? You have put me to shame 1349 01:46:08,530 --> 01:46:12,510 What's wrong with it? My husband would Iick his fingers 1350 01:46:12,530 --> 01:46:14,930 No wonder he passed away so early 1351 01:46:18,400 --> 01:46:20,370 Shut up! 1352 01:46:24,550 --> 01:46:26,880 What on earth...? 1353 01:46:33,290 --> 01:46:35,410 What happened, Ma? 1354 01:46:35,440 --> 01:46:40,120 Hasn't my virtuous wife massaged your feet and put you to sleep yet? 1355 01:46:40,150 --> 01:46:42,840 Feet? She'd even strangle me, son 1356 01:46:42,870 --> 01:46:46,550 Book a railway ticket and send me home 1357 01:46:46,650 --> 01:46:49,510 - Send me away, son. - But you said you wanted her... 1358 01:46:49,530 --> 01:46:52,650 as your daughter-in-Iaw for all the Iifetimes to come. Don't betray me now 1359 01:46:52,670 --> 01:46:55,060 I was out of my mind 1360 01:46:55,300 --> 01:46:58,460 Send me back to Hoshiarpur 1361 01:46:58,630 --> 01:47:01,360 - I won't stay here. - Know what's the problem? 1362 01:47:01,380 --> 01:47:03,920 It's the tv serials. Put on any channel... 1363 01:47:03,950 --> 01:47:06,740 and you'II find womenfolk fighting. The poor mother is always harassed 1364 01:47:06,760 --> 01:47:09,670 Greetings. Welcome to Sanskar TV 1365 01:47:09,710 --> 01:47:12,760 Beautiful. Exquisite, Ma 1366 01:47:12,790 --> 01:47:15,640 Today's subject: Relationship between mother-in-Iaw and daughter-in-Iaw 1367 01:47:15,800 --> 01:47:18,190 A mother-in-Iaw is Iike a mother 1368 01:47:18,360 --> 01:47:21,570 - Great thinking. - Shut up. Let me Iisten 1369 01:47:21,600 --> 01:47:25,450 Some daughters-in-Iaw today treat their mothers-in-Iaw Iike maidservants 1370 01:47:25,470 --> 01:47:29,230 It is wrong. A mother-in-Iaw is Iike a huge tree... 1371 01:47:29,250 --> 01:47:31,950 under whose shadows we find every thing 1372 01:47:31,970 --> 01:47:35,660 Ma, do they make such daughters-in-Iaw anymore? 1373 01:47:35,690 --> 01:47:40,440 Of course, there are. Why don't you marry a girl of her type? 1374 01:47:40,460 --> 01:47:44,760 Ma, forget her type, if you say, I'II marry this one 1375 01:47:44,790 --> 01:47:48,130 Bless you, son. Go ahead and marry her, son 1376 01:47:48,150 --> 01:47:51,050 - I will be blessed. - Okay, Ma 1377 01:47:53,270 --> 01:47:56,130 My Sonia... where are you? 1378 01:47:56,160 --> 01:47:58,390 Your doctor is here 1379 01:47:58,750 --> 01:48:02,510 Your doctor is in a romantic mood. Where are you? 1380 01:48:02,530 --> 01:48:04,530 - Help! - I'm in Iove with you 1381 01:48:04,550 --> 01:48:07,860 And I know that you too Iove me. So why don't you tell everyone? 1382 01:48:07,880 --> 01:48:10,100 Why don't you tell him? Look, I'm a very bad man 1383 01:48:10,120 --> 01:48:11,700 - Let me go! - Why don't you understand? 1384 01:48:11,730 --> 01:48:15,550 I'm in Iove with you. I can't Iive without you 1385 01:48:15,570 --> 01:48:17,370 Tell me, you also Iove me 1386 01:48:17,400 --> 01:48:19,840 - Please Ieave me. I don't Iove you! - No! 1387 01:48:19,860 --> 01:48:24,120 - Yes, yes! Yes! - See? You said yes 1388 01:48:24,220 --> 01:48:26,610 Though you refuse, you do Iove me 1389 01:48:32,900 --> 01:48:37,010 Pyare, I won't spare you! 1390 01:48:37,030 --> 01:48:39,980 We were rehearsing. Pyare has signed a new movie 1391 01:48:40,010 --> 01:48:46,710 "Sweet Rape". Starring Pyare Mohan as the obsessed Iover 1392 01:48:46,740 --> 01:48:50,140 Did you find only my girlfriend to rehearse a rape scene? 1393 01:48:50,160 --> 01:48:55,440 Sonia, when somebody touches you, I become very touchy 1394 01:49:00,190 --> 01:49:03,120 Mr Thapa, why are you gasping? 1395 01:49:03,290 --> 01:49:07,290 I climbed six storeys without crutches, for your sake 1396 01:49:07,460 --> 01:49:12,240 - You could've taken the elevator. - One who can climb the Tiger Hills... 1397 01:49:12,260 --> 01:49:16,260 without help in a war, needs no elevator 1398 01:49:16,430 --> 01:49:19,090 What I expected, and what you turned out to be 1399 01:49:19,120 --> 01:49:20,890 I...? What have I done? 1400 01:49:20,910 --> 01:49:23,300 You roam around with the doctor 1401 01:49:23,790 --> 01:49:28,110 But you can't stand me and spend a few moments of Iove with me 1402 01:49:29,560 --> 01:49:35,230 I wish to have a girlfriend Iike you 1403 01:49:35,330 --> 01:49:39,000 I wish for someone's support. Like yours 1404 01:49:39,680 --> 01:49:42,120 I don't expect an entire Iifetime with her... 1405 01:49:42,150 --> 01:49:45,730 but of course a few moments of Iove! 1406 01:49:46,920 --> 01:49:48,810 Mr Thapa... 1407 01:49:48,840 --> 01:49:51,230 why didn't you tell me before? 1408 01:49:51,980 --> 01:49:53,880 - What...? - Never mind 1409 01:49:53,900 --> 01:49:56,440 - Come home tonight? - Home? Whose? 1410 01:49:56,470 --> 01:49:58,270 The doctor's 1411 01:49:58,290 --> 01:50:02,450 Don't be afraid. We'II go out 1412 01:50:04,150 --> 01:50:06,550 Mr Thapa, stop! 1413 01:50:10,270 --> 01:50:13,280 Don't forget, Mr Thapa. We have a date 1414 01:50:13,760 --> 01:50:18,080 I've done it! 1415 01:50:18,920 --> 01:50:21,380 Doctor, I'm coming tonight 1416 01:50:25,010 --> 01:50:27,190 Mr Thapa, come on 1417 01:50:27,220 --> 01:50:28,810 Careful 1418 01:50:31,380 --> 01:50:33,140 Slowly, slowly 1419 01:50:34,300 --> 01:50:38,080 Ms Naina, this is not right. What are you doing? 1420 01:50:38,140 --> 01:50:41,610 You brought a cripple to a discotheque, to dance? 1421 01:50:41,630 --> 01:50:45,480 That's because this is one place where my boss would never come 1422 01:50:45,510 --> 01:50:47,790 - Boss? Who? - The doctor 1423 01:50:47,810 --> 01:50:49,300 - That's fine. - Right? 1424 01:50:49,320 --> 01:50:51,140 Thank you, old man 1425 01:50:51,240 --> 01:50:52,670 Baby... 1426 01:50:54,440 --> 01:50:56,340 Thank you, darling 1427 01:50:56,370 --> 01:50:58,580 - Such a Iovely place. - I know 1428 01:50:58,610 --> 01:51:02,610 Know what's special here? Nobody will disturb us 1429 01:51:04,020 --> 01:51:06,580 Vicky, isn't that the doctor's wife? 1430 01:51:10,460 --> 01:51:13,210 - Who's that with her? - Must be her new boyfriend 1431 01:51:17,190 --> 01:51:19,580 Isn't that the doctor? 1432 01:51:21,030 --> 01:51:23,890 - Who's the girl with her? - Must be his girlfriend or his fiancee 1433 01:51:23,910 --> 01:51:26,710 - Forget it. - And who's that boy? 1434 01:51:26,730 --> 01:51:30,570 Must be the doctor's fiancee's... Concentrate on me! Don't Iook around 1435 01:51:30,640 --> 01:51:33,850 - Sameer, there's your wife. - Oh my God! 1436 01:51:33,880 --> 01:51:37,230 Doctor, how many wives do you have? I can see them everywhere 1437 01:51:37,370 --> 01:51:41,500 Excuse me! I have only one wife, who is seen around with many of Iate 1438 01:51:43,130 --> 01:51:45,520 Ms Naina, the doctor is here! 1439 01:51:46,020 --> 01:51:49,200 Don't worry. He's the boss during the day, I'm the boss during the night 1440 01:51:49,220 --> 01:51:52,110 - Let's dance, Mr Thapa. - I'II go and freshen up 1441 01:51:52,130 --> 01:51:54,640 - Just one dance will freshen you up. - You don't understand 1442 01:51:54,660 --> 01:51:57,060 I need to pee. Hold this 1443 01:52:01,200 --> 01:52:02,630 Toilet 1444 01:52:10,040 --> 01:52:11,950 Carry on, friend 1445 01:52:25,450 --> 01:52:29,030 Must I wash my hands? No way! I will shake hands with everyone 1446 01:52:31,180 --> 01:52:34,100 Love crippled Thapa 1447 01:52:34,130 --> 01:52:36,880 Else, he'd have danced too 1448 01:52:40,790 --> 01:52:42,940 Naina, I'm coming 1449 01:52:42,970 --> 01:52:44,860 Will you woo my nurse? 1450 01:53:03,310 --> 01:53:04,900 Back off! 1451 01:53:07,310 --> 01:53:08,950 What are you doing? 1452 01:53:08,980 --> 01:53:11,370 "When I set my eyes..." 1453 01:53:13,880 --> 01:53:16,220 "upon you..." 1454 01:53:19,230 --> 01:53:22,090 "When I set my eyes upon you..." 1455 01:53:22,110 --> 01:53:25,870 "my heartstrings strummed, my Iove" 1456 01:53:25,890 --> 01:53:30,740 "Though I am restless and unheeded, I'm confident now, my Iove..." 1457 01:53:30,760 --> 01:53:34,760 "you are the one for me! You are mine, my Iove" 1458 01:53:54,780 --> 01:53:57,680 "When I set my eyes upon you..." 1459 01:53:57,700 --> 01:54:01,360 "my heartstrings strummed, my Iove" 1460 01:54:01,380 --> 01:54:06,230 "Though I am restless and unheeded, I'm confident now, my Iove..." 1461 01:54:06,250 --> 01:54:10,080 "you are the one for me! You are mine, my Iove" 1462 01:54:37,070 --> 01:54:40,410 "I don't know how I fell in Iove" 1463 01:54:40,430 --> 01:54:43,700 "But this wait is just killing me" 1464 01:54:43,830 --> 01:54:45,620 "My Iove" 1465 01:54:50,900 --> 01:54:54,280 "When our gazes met, I conformed" 1466 01:54:54,300 --> 01:54:57,400 "My Ionely heart found restlessness" 1467 01:54:57,600 --> 01:54:59,330 "My Iove" 1468 01:55:04,330 --> 01:55:07,190 "You've had a tremendous effect on me" 1469 01:55:07,210 --> 01:55:10,840 "I'm young, and this night is seducing me" 1470 01:55:10,860 --> 01:55:15,550 "Though I am restless and unheeded, I'm confident now, my Iove..." 1471 01:55:15,570 --> 01:55:19,500 "you are the one for me! You are mine, my Iove" 1472 01:55:52,980 --> 01:55:54,880 I'm healed! 1473 01:55:54,900 --> 01:55:56,980 I can dance! 1474 01:55:58,750 --> 01:56:01,470 Ms Naina, thank you! I'm healed! 1475 01:56:01,630 --> 01:56:03,850 I'm healed! 1476 01:56:03,870 --> 01:56:06,430 I can walk, I can dance 1477 01:56:06,920 --> 01:56:10,350 "Give in to my passions" 1478 01:56:10,380 --> 01:56:13,790 "Just commit this beautiful sin for once" 1479 01:56:13,870 --> 01:56:15,560 "My Iove" 1480 01:56:20,850 --> 01:56:23,810 "Live for my Iove, die for my Iove" 1481 01:56:23,830 --> 01:56:27,550 "In return, I shall grant you any wish" 1482 01:56:27,580 --> 01:56:29,400 "My Iove" 1483 01:56:34,300 --> 01:56:37,160 "Sweetheart, you are the destination of my Iove" 1484 01:56:37,190 --> 01:56:40,880 "I'm drunk on your Iove" 1485 01:56:40,900 --> 01:56:45,750 "Though I am restless and unheeded, I'm confident now, my Iove..." 1486 01:56:45,770 --> 01:56:49,570 "you are the one for me! You are mine, my Iove" 1487 01:56:51,020 --> 01:56:52,970 Get Iost! 1488 01:56:59,610 --> 01:57:02,500 "When I set my eyes upon you..." 1489 01:57:02,520 --> 01:57:06,250 "my heartstrings strummed, my Iove" 1490 01:57:06,270 --> 01:57:10,890 "Though I am restless and unheeded, I'm confident now, my Iove..." 1491 01:57:10,920 --> 01:57:14,820 "you are the one for me! You are mine, my Iove" 1492 01:57:37,790 --> 01:57:40,590 My Iove, you are mine 1493 01:57:40,610 --> 01:57:43,530 - Sameer, what happened? - Nothing... Naina is drunk 1494 01:57:43,560 --> 01:57:46,210 DJ, one more time! 1495 01:57:46,380 --> 01:57:49,190 Uncle, it's twelve! Get Iost 1496 01:57:49,260 --> 01:57:51,650 DJ, one more time! 1497 01:57:55,340 --> 01:57:57,580 - Hi, Naina. - Hi. Good morning 1498 01:57:59,280 --> 01:58:01,680 - Good morning, doctor. - Good morning 1499 01:58:02,170 --> 01:58:04,450 What's this? You have worn Iast night's dress 1500 01:58:04,470 --> 01:58:07,270 - I didn't have the time to change. - What? 1501 01:58:07,290 --> 01:58:09,860 You didn't go home? Where were you all night? 1502 01:58:09,890 --> 01:58:14,700 The night? Don't ask me! I never had such fun in my Iife 1503 01:58:14,720 --> 01:58:18,540 I could see that. I saw what fun you had Iast night 1504 01:58:18,570 --> 01:58:22,320 That was nothing. The real thing happened after you Ieft... 1505 01:58:22,350 --> 01:58:25,160 - when the two of us went to the beach. - To the beach? 1506 01:58:26,130 --> 01:58:27,710 - The two of you? - Yes 1507 01:58:27,730 --> 01:58:30,320 - Two? Who? - I and Pyare 1508 01:58:30,360 --> 01:58:32,430 - Pyare? - Pyare Mohan 1509 01:58:33,820 --> 01:58:37,700 You went to the beach with Pyare? Do you know what sort of a man he is? 1510 01:58:37,720 --> 01:58:42,040 Doctor, not a word against Pyare. He is a very nice and decent man 1511 01:58:43,520 --> 01:58:47,340 I saw Iast night how decent and nice he is 1512 01:58:47,370 --> 01:58:49,920 The way he was glued to you! 1513 01:58:50,250 --> 01:58:53,030 Doctor, I can smell envy 1514 01:58:54,160 --> 01:58:57,620 Envious, am I? No way. I'm ashamed 1515 01:58:57,650 --> 01:58:59,740 - Ashamed? - It hurt to see... 1516 01:58:59,760 --> 01:59:03,560 the way you behaved with my girlfriend's friend 1517 01:59:03,670 --> 01:59:06,060 The whole world knows that you are my wife! 1518 01:59:06,550 --> 01:59:08,150 Wife? 1519 01:59:09,370 --> 01:59:11,190 Wife, eh? 1520 01:59:11,360 --> 01:59:13,750 Whose wife? What wife? 1521 01:59:14,240 --> 01:59:18,170 Mrs Naina Malhotra! You have made a joke out of me 1522 01:59:18,720 --> 01:59:20,480 Ajoke 1523 01:59:22,890 --> 01:59:25,140 I'm not your wife 1524 01:59:25,160 --> 01:59:27,550 I'm not your wife, doctor 1525 01:59:27,690 --> 01:59:30,250 I can't fake it anymore 1526 01:59:30,580 --> 01:59:33,530 I'm tired of it, I can't tolerate it 1527 01:59:33,550 --> 01:59:37,280 Tolerate? What've you been tolerating? 1528 01:59:37,300 --> 01:59:41,080 Your filthy girlfriends and friends, pathetic demands... need I say more? 1529 01:59:42,110 --> 01:59:46,420 Have you ever imagined how it hurts me to support your Iies? 1530 01:59:47,550 --> 01:59:50,590 No, I can't do this anymore. I want freedom 1531 01:59:50,820 --> 01:59:54,500 Freedom? Go, you are free. Who do you think you are? 1532 01:59:54,600 --> 01:59:58,450 There are thousands of nurses who will work for me, for Iess pay 1533 01:59:58,480 --> 02:00:00,980 - Go ahead. I'II find one for you. - No, thanks 1534 02:00:01,010 --> 02:00:03,400 I'II find a nurse of my choice 1535 02:00:04,530 --> 02:00:06,220 AII right 1536 02:00:07,030 --> 02:00:09,950 Here's the drawer that carries the Ietters of all your girlfriends 1537 02:00:09,980 --> 02:00:13,810 There's your bank statements, there's the patients' dossiers, and... 1538 02:00:13,880 --> 02:00:18,500 inside this drawer you will find your girlfriends' shoes, clips, et al 1539 02:00:18,530 --> 02:00:21,480 If you forget every thing, there's a Iist inside in this drawer 1540 02:00:21,510 --> 02:00:23,710 Anything else you want to ask? 1541 02:00:24,840 --> 02:00:26,780 No, nothing 1542 02:00:27,340 --> 02:00:29,230 I'm Ieaving 1543 02:00:31,440 --> 02:00:33,190 Listen... 1544 02:00:34,960 --> 02:00:36,720 Yes? 1545 02:00:38,480 --> 02:00:40,410 Where's the fish food? 1546 02:00:40,440 --> 02:00:43,770 See, I forgot that. Inside their tummies! 1547 02:00:57,060 --> 02:00:59,450 Pyare, get up. Are you still dreaming? 1548 02:00:59,630 --> 02:01:03,510 I've stopped dreaming. My dreams don't come true anyway 1549 02:01:03,530 --> 02:01:08,030 Forget it. I'm marrying today. You are my best friend 1550 02:01:08,050 --> 02:01:10,680 Aren't you ready yet? C'mon, get up 1551 02:01:10,710 --> 02:01:13,260 Sonia, I won't attend your marriage 1552 02:01:13,720 --> 02:01:15,620 - Why not? - Why should I attend? 1553 02:01:15,640 --> 02:01:18,180 That doctor is marrying for the second time, and I'm not even married once 1554 02:01:18,200 --> 02:01:20,810 What kind ofjustice is this? I won't attend anyone's wedding... 1555 02:01:20,830 --> 02:01:23,560 - unless I myself get married. - Look Pyare... 1556 02:01:23,590 --> 02:01:26,190 if you don't come, I'II never meet you again 1557 02:01:26,210 --> 02:01:28,750 In any case you will not meet me after your marriage 1558 02:01:28,770 --> 02:01:30,960 You won't attempt suicide, I won't come to rescue you either 1559 02:01:30,980 --> 02:01:32,410 Fine 1560 02:01:35,500 --> 02:01:38,850 - I'II still wait for you. - I'II still wait for you! 1561 02:01:48,030 --> 02:01:51,090 You Iook exquisite, and happy too 1562 02:01:51,900 --> 02:01:54,240 - Hi. - What are you doing here? 1563 02:01:55,170 --> 02:01:58,720 I'm taking the evening flight to Canada... for good 1564 02:01:59,520 --> 02:02:02,880 Before Ieaving, I wanted to tell you something about myself and Sameer 1565 02:02:04,810 --> 02:02:06,770 I'm not Sameer's wife 1566 02:02:06,800 --> 02:02:08,230 What...? 1567 02:02:09,130 --> 02:02:12,170 - Then who is Sameer's wife? - Nobody 1568 02:02:12,980 --> 02:02:15,370 Sameer is not married 1569 02:02:39,150 --> 02:02:43,690 May I ask something? Why are you telling me all this now? 1570 02:02:43,860 --> 02:02:46,250 I'm a nurse, Sonia 1571 02:02:46,480 --> 02:02:49,840 Be it a wound or a relationship, it must never be Ieft open 1572 02:02:51,320 --> 02:02:53,560 God bless you 1573 02:03:22,680 --> 02:03:26,820 From now on, you will share all your wife's joys, sorrows and everything 1574 02:03:26,840 --> 02:03:28,740 - Right? - Right, Father 1575 02:03:28,770 --> 02:03:32,650 Mr Sameer Malhotra, do you accept Sonia as your wife? 1576 02:03:32,670 --> 02:03:34,750 Of course, Father 1577 02:03:34,920 --> 02:03:38,720 Ms Sonia, do you accept Sameer Malhotra as your husband? 1578 02:03:38,950 --> 02:03:40,710 No, Father 1579 02:03:41,190 --> 02:03:42,820 What...? 1580 02:03:45,360 --> 02:03:48,060 Sonia, I'II be ruined. What are you saying? 1581 02:03:48,080 --> 02:03:51,860 Look Sameer, we are in the church, before God 1582 02:03:52,120 --> 02:03:54,840 At Ieast today you should be telling the truth 1583 02:03:54,900 --> 02:03:56,160 What? 1584 02:03:56,190 --> 02:04:00,650 Jesus! What accusation is this? When did I Iie to you? 1585 02:04:00,670 --> 02:04:03,020 When did you not Iie? First you said... 1586 02:04:03,040 --> 02:04:05,000 you have wife and kids 1587 02:04:05,030 --> 02:04:07,120 Then you said your wife has a boyfriend 1588 02:04:07,140 --> 02:04:10,480 You even Iied to your mother. Aren't you ashamed? 1589 02:04:10,500 --> 02:04:12,710 Sounds Iike Naina's doing! 1590 02:04:12,870 --> 02:04:16,230 She just can't digest things. Thank God I drove her out 1591 02:04:16,400 --> 02:04:19,500 Sameer, why did you tell all those Iies? 1592 02:04:19,570 --> 02:04:24,530 To make you belong to me, Sonia. I Iove you dearly 1593 02:04:24,690 --> 02:04:28,470 And why did Naina stand by you in your Iies, all the while? 1594 02:04:28,700 --> 02:04:30,520 Because, she... 1595 02:04:31,580 --> 02:04:35,890 considers me her boss. She takes a fat pay packet from me 1596 02:04:36,070 --> 02:04:40,190 Besides, not every "why" has an answer, Sonia 1597 02:04:40,420 --> 02:04:44,350 No, Sameer. This particular "why" has an answer 1598 02:04:44,590 --> 02:04:48,330 Naina stood by you, because she dearly Ioves you, Sameer 1599 02:04:48,530 --> 02:04:50,220 That's true 1600 02:04:50,450 --> 02:04:53,650 You must marry the person who Ioves you 1601 02:04:54,100 --> 02:04:57,040 Correct. I madly Iove you 1602 02:04:57,340 --> 02:04:59,730 Please marry me 1603 02:04:59,960 --> 02:05:01,650 Really? 1604 02:05:03,000 --> 02:05:06,010 Suppose, Naina and I were in a boat that were sinking... 1605 02:05:06,240 --> 02:05:08,580 who would you save? 1606 02:05:10,280 --> 02:05:13,280 - I don't know! - I'II save the boat 1607 02:05:13,450 --> 02:05:16,510 - The boat! - The boat? 1608 02:05:16,750 --> 02:05:20,100 If he saves the boat, you will be saved, right? 1609 02:05:20,720 --> 02:05:25,360 Stay quiet! Did I say anything? Let the boat sink 1610 02:05:25,590 --> 02:05:30,130 No, no. If you ask me about medicine, I have answers 1611 02:05:30,330 --> 02:05:36,070 But this quiz about who will drown, I can't answer 1612 02:05:36,090 --> 02:05:38,550 - You really Iove me, don't you? - Yes 1613 02:05:38,720 --> 02:05:41,500 - You want to see me happy? - Yes 1614 02:05:41,730 --> 02:05:45,250 Then ask yourself and tell me honestly... 1615 02:05:46,540 --> 02:05:48,740 are you the right man for me? 1616 02:05:53,260 --> 02:05:55,090 Tell me, Sameer 1617 02:05:56,180 --> 02:05:59,040 Thank you, Sameer. For the first time today... 1618 02:05:59,060 --> 02:06:01,450 you've spoken a truth your silence said it 1619 02:06:02,520 --> 02:06:05,120 Go to the airport and stop Naina 1620 02:06:05,150 --> 02:06:07,870 Else, you will Iose her in this Iifetime too 1621 02:06:08,030 --> 02:06:11,360 Sonia, did you ever imagine what'd happen to you without me? 1622 02:06:11,420 --> 02:06:13,820 Whatever happens, it will be good 1623 02:06:13,860 --> 02:06:16,590 Sonia, I Iove you dearly 1624 02:06:16,610 --> 02:06:19,470 Plumber, chauffeur, servant... 1625 02:06:19,500 --> 02:06:22,150 Iover... I'm willing to become everything for you 1626 02:06:22,190 --> 02:06:24,340 But, on just one condition 1627 02:06:24,370 --> 02:06:27,980 If you ever fall ill and you need a doctor... 1628 02:06:28,150 --> 02:06:31,180 I won't ever take you to him! Period 1629 02:06:31,220 --> 02:06:34,320 Everything else is fine. Please marry me 1630 02:06:34,490 --> 02:06:38,870 But if you ever hurt her, I'II beat you so much that... 1631 02:06:38,940 --> 02:06:41,320 no doctor will ever be able to cure you 1632 02:06:41,340 --> 02:06:44,140 Let's go. Are you waiting to see their honeymoon? Come on 1633 02:06:44,160 --> 02:06:47,600 Amazing. You refused to marry before, now girls are running away from you 1634 02:06:47,620 --> 02:06:49,960 That reminds me... you should run 1635 02:06:50,120 --> 02:06:52,670 Else, Naina will run away from India. C'mon 1636 02:06:52,910 --> 02:06:55,360 Go! Go! 1637 02:06:59,310 --> 02:07:03,060 Don't weep, Sonia. I hate tears 1638 02:07:05,080 --> 02:07:07,150 Did Father vanish? 1639 02:07:07,380 --> 02:07:10,140 In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit... 1640 02:07:24,870 --> 02:07:27,260 Will you be my wife? 1641 02:07:34,480 --> 02:07:36,870 But how will you go all alone on a honeymoon? 1642 02:07:37,690 --> 02:07:40,020 - You mean, I stay back, you go? - Right 1643 02:07:40,540 --> 02:07:43,290 A husband, who never Iies 1644 02:07:45,600 --> 02:07:47,640 You will have to find him yourself 1645 02:07:47,810 --> 02:07:50,200 Can't find a better nurse than Naina 1646 02:07:50,440 --> 02:07:54,500 She takes care of my clinic, my food everything, Iike a good wife 1647 02:07:56,680 --> 02:07:59,070 Whose wife? What wife? 1648 02:07:59,500 --> 02:08:03,150 Mrs Naina Malhotra. You have made a joke out of me 1649 02:08:05,970 --> 02:08:07,740 - Hello? - Hello Naina? 1650 02:08:07,760 --> 02:08:09,760 Vicky, what's up? Where are you calling from? 1651 02:08:09,780 --> 02:08:12,000 I'm using my mouth. Just get off the plane 1652 02:08:12,020 --> 02:08:14,550 Get off the plane? What are you saying? 1653 02:08:14,720 --> 02:08:18,100 My sixth sense says there's something wrong with the plane, seriously 1654 02:08:18,340 --> 02:08:19,760 Get off 1655 02:08:20,870 --> 02:08:23,400 I can't hear you, I'm inside the plane. Speak Ioudly 1656 02:08:23,430 --> 02:08:26,540 Naina, I have an intuition 1657 02:08:26,570 --> 02:08:28,750 There's something wrong with that plane 1658 02:08:28,780 --> 02:08:31,540 There's a problem with the Ieft magwheel 1659 02:08:31,560 --> 02:08:35,380 Vicky, there you go again! Nothing's wrong with the plane 1660 02:08:35,410 --> 02:08:37,590 I'm inside the plane. Stop being naughty 1661 02:08:37,620 --> 02:08:39,900 Hang up. Bye 1662 02:08:39,930 --> 02:08:41,930 Listen... 1663 02:08:42,100 --> 02:08:44,790 - Did she relent? - Don't know 1664 02:08:45,020 --> 02:08:46,930 Let's try the airport 1665 02:08:51,420 --> 02:08:52,870 What...? 1666 02:08:52,900 --> 02:08:54,510 What happened? 1667 02:08:54,530 --> 02:08:57,760 - The phone. - It's nothing 1668 02:08:57,930 --> 02:08:59,620 My stupid friend said... 1669 02:08:59,850 --> 02:09:05,040 there's something wrong with the Ieft magwheel of the plane. He's naughty 1670 02:09:06,320 --> 02:09:08,410 - Something wrong? - No, don't worry 1671 02:09:08,430 --> 02:09:12,610 He's justjoking. Besides, he's always 90 percent wrong 1672 02:09:12,630 --> 02:09:15,070 But he can be 10 percent right 1673 02:09:15,100 --> 02:09:17,150 - Yes, anybody could, in fact. - No! 1674 02:09:17,180 --> 02:09:19,360 I'm not flying! No way 1675 02:09:19,390 --> 02:09:21,930 - You are serious... - Something's wrong with the plane 1676 02:09:21,950 --> 02:09:23,820 - I'm Ieaving, folks. Come with me. - What's wrong, sir? 1677 02:09:23,840 --> 02:09:26,050 Something's wrong with the Ieft magwheel 1678 02:09:26,210 --> 02:09:28,120 But this plane doesn't have a Ieft magwheel 1679 02:09:28,360 --> 02:09:32,260 Gosh! There's no magwheel at all! Come on, folks 1680 02:09:40,430 --> 02:09:43,070 Goodness! What...? 1681 02:09:43,090 --> 02:09:45,600 Another traffic jam in my Iove-story 1682 02:09:45,620 --> 02:09:48,280 In Mumbai, traffic jams don't give you enough time to woo girls 1683 02:09:51,840 --> 02:09:54,040 Thapa! 1684 02:09:58,790 --> 02:10:01,390 - Thapa, your feet...? - Don't touch my Iegs, doctor 1685 02:10:01,410 --> 02:10:03,970 My Iegs are fine, please Iet me go 1686 02:10:04,140 --> 02:10:05,940 - Why? - I beg of you 1687 02:10:05,960 --> 02:10:08,690 Naina is Ieaving Mumbai. Please take me to the airport 1688 02:10:08,720 --> 02:10:11,130 Sorry, I got to deliver this pizza in 20 minutes 1689 02:10:11,150 --> 02:10:13,720 - What's more important? Pizza? Or Love? - Pizza 1690 02:10:13,750 --> 02:10:15,680 Pieces of pizza fill your stomach 1691 02:10:15,700 --> 02:10:18,830 - And when Iove is torn apart? - It kills the Iover! 1692 02:10:20,830 --> 02:10:25,570 Not another word! I have all the roads of this city mapped 1693 02:10:25,600 --> 02:10:28,140 I will reach you there in 20 minutes 1694 02:10:28,160 --> 02:10:29,740 C'mon 1695 02:10:29,760 --> 02:10:32,940 - Before Naina goes abroad we reach her! - Back off! 1696 02:10:32,970 --> 02:10:35,360 Hurry up, Thapa, for your scooter's sake 1697 02:10:38,730 --> 02:10:40,620 Faster! 1698 02:10:40,650 --> 02:10:43,690 Your girl's honour is at stake 1699 02:10:44,500 --> 02:10:46,410 My dear Naina... 1700 02:10:46,800 --> 02:10:48,430 Thapa's helping me 1701 02:10:48,980 --> 02:10:52,160 Please carry on. We have checked the aircraft. No problem at all 1702 02:10:52,190 --> 02:10:54,080 - I told you. - No way 1703 02:10:54,110 --> 02:10:57,080 I'm not flying in this plane. It doesn't have magwheels 1704 02:10:57,310 --> 02:10:59,590 Please don't Iisten to him. Come on 1705 02:10:59,620 --> 02:11:02,690 Please Iisten to him. You are responsible for your own Iives 1706 02:11:02,760 --> 02:11:05,150 AII the best. Bye, bye 1707 02:11:28,700 --> 02:11:30,390 There! 1708 02:11:31,040 --> 02:11:33,980 - Excuse me... - One minute 1709 02:11:34,560 --> 02:11:36,220 You...? 1710 02:11:37,350 --> 02:11:40,070 Go on, tell her. You want me to tell her, eh? 1711 02:11:40,710 --> 02:11:42,620 Go on 1712 02:11:48,880 --> 02:11:51,600 - Please, we can't wait. - One minute 1713 02:11:52,230 --> 02:11:53,960 I have dropped Sonia, Naina 1714 02:11:54,200 --> 02:11:57,160 You dropped Sonia? Or has Sonia dropped you? 1715 02:11:57,230 --> 02:11:59,620 One and the same thing 1716 02:12:01,070 --> 02:12:02,830 Naina... 1717 02:12:04,920 --> 02:12:10,190 Actually, I'm used to your smile, your different ways 1718 02:12:10,270 --> 02:12:12,120 We can't wait 1719 02:12:13,370 --> 02:12:17,390 If you Ieave, my office, my family, my Iife... 1720 02:12:17,410 --> 02:12:19,310 will be ruined all in one go! 1721 02:12:19,330 --> 02:12:23,080 - Are you coming or not? - Excuse me, please 1722 02:12:23,180 --> 02:12:25,140 Wait a moment 1723 02:12:25,160 --> 02:12:28,130 Here's what we do, Naina. I'm not your boss anymore 1724 02:12:28,560 --> 02:12:30,950 You are my queen I'm your slave 1725 02:12:31,760 --> 02:12:33,620 You hold my bridle 1726 02:12:35,060 --> 02:12:39,090 I do Iie at times, but these tears are not fake 1727 02:12:40,470 --> 02:12:45,750 You mustn't torment the one you Iove 1728 02:12:46,780 --> 02:12:51,330 You are Ieaving the house, but I'II be rendered homeless 1729 02:12:52,010 --> 02:12:54,100 This is not fair, isn't it Naina? 1730 02:12:54,120 --> 02:12:56,790 Madam please, Iet's go. We can't wait anymore 1731 02:12:56,810 --> 02:12:59,530 Otherwise you will miss the flight. Let's go 1732 02:13:00,010 --> 02:13:02,650 Look Naina... I'm falling from the sky 1733 02:13:02,670 --> 02:13:04,980 You are my parachute 1734 02:13:05,010 --> 02:13:07,250 You are right, I'm wrong 1735 02:13:09,300 --> 02:13:12,000 Don't Ieave me, Naina. I'm perfect for you... 1736 02:13:12,030 --> 02:13:14,080 - the way I am. - Ma'am, please! 1737 02:13:14,110 --> 02:13:16,830 I swear Naina, I am perfect... 1738 02:13:21,800 --> 02:13:24,190 - She's gone too. - Yeah 1739 02:13:26,380 --> 02:13:28,770 - Found anyone? - No 1740 02:13:29,260 --> 02:13:32,610 No one's worth it. Come, Iet's try elsewhere 1741 02:13:33,200 --> 02:13:36,910 Naina! Stop, my dear! 1742 02:13:37,010 --> 02:13:40,310 - Stop, my dear! - Stop, aunt 1743 02:13:40,790 --> 02:13:43,510 Stop! 1744 02:13:53,280 --> 02:13:56,140 - Stop, Naina! - Look at them! 1745 02:13:56,170 --> 02:13:58,560 - It's your mother. - Ma...? 1746 02:13:59,050 --> 02:14:03,040 - Stop, my dear! - Aunt 1747 02:14:05,040 --> 02:14:06,700 Children... 1748 02:14:13,080 --> 02:14:15,350 - Stop, dear! - Stop, aunt 1749 02:14:15,380 --> 02:14:19,510 - What are you doing here...? - Naina, I've Iearnt everything 1750 02:14:19,550 --> 02:14:23,370 - You were at the hostel... - Please don't Ieave us 1751 02:14:23,390 --> 02:14:24,590 Please aunt 1752 02:14:24,610 --> 02:14:26,410 Where are you going, my dear? 1753 02:14:26,440 --> 02:14:30,250 If you want to Ieave, fine. But tell me something 1754 02:14:30,280 --> 02:14:32,750 In this false show of marriage... 1755 02:14:32,780 --> 02:14:38,380 didn't your heart beat even once for Sameer? 1756 02:14:39,150 --> 02:14:44,190 When he scolded you, when he admired you, when he touched you... 1757 02:14:44,210 --> 02:14:48,350 didn't your heartstrings strum? Tell me, my child 1758 02:14:48,380 --> 02:14:50,600 - They did, I know. - You shut up 1759 02:14:50,620 --> 02:14:52,100 What have I done? 1760 02:14:52,130 --> 02:14:55,720 My child, you faked it all the while when you harassed me 1761 02:14:55,740 --> 02:14:58,600 But now you are really harassing me. It'II kill me 1762 02:14:58,630 --> 02:15:02,540 I have never hit anyone 1763 02:15:02,570 --> 02:15:05,830 Don't blame me if I hit you now 1764 02:15:06,640 --> 02:15:08,210 My child... 1765 02:15:08,240 --> 02:15:12,020 Ma-ji, hit me. It's my mistake 1766 02:15:12,080 --> 02:15:14,940 Forgive me please. I'd never have made this mistake 1767 02:15:14,960 --> 02:15:17,170 It's all your son's... 1768 02:15:17,560 --> 02:15:20,070 - Thank you, Naina. - Not thank-you... 1769 02:15:20,090 --> 02:15:23,970 - apologise to her. - Sorry, Naina 1770 02:15:24,000 --> 02:15:25,620 Good boy 1771 02:15:26,430 --> 02:15:28,890 - Can we go home now? - Let's go 1772 02:15:31,650 --> 02:15:34,480 - Well... my Lord... - Yes? 1773 02:15:34,500 --> 02:15:36,180 - Won't you come home? - Just... 1774 02:15:36,200 --> 02:15:38,590 That's it! No excuses! 1775 02:15:39,950 --> 02:15:42,600 Excuse me... is she flying or not? 1776 02:15:42,830 --> 02:15:45,550 Why'd she fly when she has found a nice boy to hang out with? 1777 02:15:46,040 --> 02:15:48,570 On second thoughts... can you wait for three more days? 1778 02:15:48,600 --> 02:15:51,320 She'II certainly come back crying... guaranteed! 1779 02:15:54,250 --> 02:15:56,970 I'd rather be a doctor than an actor 144884