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Til Death
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Season 01 Episode 04
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eddie.
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That's it.
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I can't take it anymore.
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Hey,look,don't give me that crap.
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You think it's easy for me?
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All right,catch me up.
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What are we fighting about?
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I just smashed my toe on
that stupid wood pile of yours
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Well,you got big feet like your father.
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Take it up with him.
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Eddie,
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let me bottom line this for you.
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The wood? It's gone.
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Are you crazy?
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I need that wood.
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If something wood related
goes wrong around here
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I need a wide variety of lumber at the ready.
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How about if you ever
actually need a piece of wood
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you just go out and buy it?
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Do you have any idea
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how long it takes to buy a piece of wood?
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-No,eddie. How long--
-3 hours,ok?
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That includes drive time,
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parking,and wood selection.
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And then you have to add another hour
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to go by the pet emporium next door.
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Why do you need to do that?
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I defy you to walk by that puppy tank
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and not want to dive in head first.
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Why are we even debating this?
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You've been piling up wood
in the garage for the past 20 years
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and you've done nothing with it.
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Let's face it,
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you're not a wood guy.
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How dare you!
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You know that as a boy
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I built that cabin with my father.
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Oh,great.
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We're gonna hear about the cabin again.
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Oh,I'm sorry to bore you with the
defining moment of my childhood
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but I built that wood cabin
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with my father
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with our bare hands.
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And if my uncle gus hadn't played it fast
and loose with the space heater
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we'd be there right now.
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Ok,so besides the famous cabin,
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you've done nothing,huh?
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How many projects were
you gonna start over the years?
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The pantry shelf,
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the shoe rack,
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the new screen door for the back.
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I did measure for that.
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That's gonna be tricky.
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Eddie,build something with your wood,
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-build anything.
-Oh,I'll buildsomething.
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Not in the next 20 years.
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Tomorrow.
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I'm gonna be at work all day.
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Build something by the time I get home,
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or I'm having it hauled off on monday.
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Now,that,my friend,
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sounds like a wood ultimatum.
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Oh,a wood ultimatum.
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I like it.
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That's the first creative thing
you've ever done with wood
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Ok,I'm going.
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Wow.
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Yeah,it's real.
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A whole lot of sexy going on.
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You're wearing my shorts. Nice.
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That's good.
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Enjoy yourself.
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But I assure you,
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when you return to see what I have built,
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your laughter will be replaced
by girlish squeals of delight
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I doubt that.
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What are you building,anyway?
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Well,I give you one hint.
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It may or it may not rhyme with jafuzzi.
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All right,drive safe.
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Hands at 10:00 and 2:00.
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You know,I actually don't
have to hit the road quite yet
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I might have a few minutes to
watch a master craftsman at work
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Oh. Fine by me.
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Timber!
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Look at that.
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You turned one piece of crap into two.
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I'm gonna go.
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Oh,hey,
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since this might be the last time
I see you with thumbs
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give me one of these.
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Don't worry about me.
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I know what I'm doing.
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I'm in my element.
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Like a duck on a pond.
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Yeah,for me,there's nothing
like the feel of soft,buttery wood
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That's gonna need a special band-aid.
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Hey,neighbor.
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What do you want,woodcock?
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Nothing.Just thought I'd pop over,
do my neighbor thing.
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I didn't know you were a tejano guy.
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Thisainting crew left this radio behind***
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but I'm 98% sure that
that song is about infidelity
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So what you building?
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I don't know what the hell I'm building,ok?
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What's with all the questions?
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Who sent you here?
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Nobody.
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Jeez,I'm sorry.I heard the music.
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I thought you were grilling.
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I'm gonna go.
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Wait,wait,wait.
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Hold on a second,woodcock.
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Listen,you're a young,
strapping fella from minnesota
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I bet that you've raised a barn
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or built a butter churn or something.
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I think you're confusing people
from minnesota with the amish
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All right,look,
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joy gave me a wood ultimatum,
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and if I don't build something
by today,all my wood goes
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And I gotta be honest with you.
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I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
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What do you mean?
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I thought you build that cabin
with your dad with your bare hands
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Well,I did,I did.
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But the more I think about it,
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the only thing my dad let me do was hold his beer
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and make sure that no bees got in it.
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All right,well,
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this may be a stupid question,
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but if you can't build anything
and joy wants all the wood gone
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why don't you just get rid of it?
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You're correct. That is a stupid question.
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Because if i get rid of my wood,
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that means she had been right for 20 years,
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and that can't be.
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I'm sorry.I wish I could help you,
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but I don't know anymore about wood than you.
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Yeah,but look,we're 2 smart guys.
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I'm sure if we put our heads together
we can build something great.
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-Really?-Yes. You're a man.
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And when one manasks another man
to assist him in a home improvement project
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there can only be one answer:
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Hell,yes!
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Now sock up,
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pick up a tool,and start banging on stuff.
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You know what?You're right.
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I'm in. I'm in.
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That's what we're talking about.
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Yeah,I'm talking about that.
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-Yeah,I feel good.-Do you feel good?
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-We can do it.
-Can we do this?
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Because we're men.
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-Are we men?-We are men!
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You're damn right we're men.
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Now let's take off our shirts!
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-Yeah!-Yeah!
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Ok,shirts back on.
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Shirts back on!
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That was really uncomfortable.
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Yeah.That one's on me.
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Easy.
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Easy!
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I'm seeing nail.
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You missed the shelf.
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Well,hold it straight.
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I am holding it straight.
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You're nailing-eyed.
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Do you want to hammer again?
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You know I can'T.
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My thumbs are gigantic targets.
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Hold it.
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You split the wood.
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Well,that was our last long nail.
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Ok,I'll just put some wood putty on it.
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How we doing time-wise?
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It's 6:00.
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Oh,god. Ok,joy's gonna be home in one hour.
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Let's just get her on her feet
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and we'll start painting.
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All right.
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All right,lift it up.
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Ok.
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Easy.
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Ok.
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All right,
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put the level on it.
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We don't need the level. It's--
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just get the level.
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Where's the bubble?
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There's no bubble.
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Eddie,there's no bubble because it's not level.
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Ok,look. Do me a favor.
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Lose the attitude and help me.
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Ok? We just have to tweak it a little.
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Just--ok,come this way.
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Easy. Ok,careful.
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I'm feeling a little play in it.
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She's fighting me.
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She's fighting me.
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Foot it. Put your foot on it.
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Foot it. Foot it.
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I'm footing it.
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There's the bubble.
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Come on.
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Come on,little buddy.
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I'm hearing some cracking.
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I'll slap some putty on it.
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Ok. Well,you know what?
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Here. Let's just--let's just lay it down,ok?
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We'll lay it down,
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and,um...
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yeah,it'll be a nice sand box for children.
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It's fun.
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Seems kind of dangerous
with all those nails sticking up
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Ok,then it'll be a planter.
How about that,huh?
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We'll put some dirt in it
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and some beautiful plants
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and it'll be a delightful planter.
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I'm gonna grow tomatoes.
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Ok. It's ok. It's ok.
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It's a--it's a--
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pile of wood again,eddie.
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I'llutty it.
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Hey,you two.
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I brought some lemonade.
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So how's it going over here,
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my big carpenter man working with wood.
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Yeah,put him on a roll of brawny towels.
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He's a dead ringer.
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What's the matter,eddie,not having fun?
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No,next door girl,I am not.
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Well,that's 'cause you haven't started yet.
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It's still just a big pile.
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Honey,honey.Careful,careful.
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Well,let me know if I can help.
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I love woodworking.
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You do?
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Oh,yeah.I mean I used to.
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Every summer I did wood shop at camp honeybell.
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Ring the bell,bell,bell
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we are camp honeybell,
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we are bus--
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ok,that's lovely.
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That's lovely,darling.
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Uh,look...
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tell me everything you know about wood.
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Hello,eddie.
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Madam.
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From the looks of it out there,
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there actually seems to have
been some woodworking today
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That's right.
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Tool were used,
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boards were cut,
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the line between man and wood was blurred.
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I promised you a project made of wood,
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and you doubted me.
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But doubt me no more.
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Boom! Make some ro!
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What is that?
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It's a pig.
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I can see that it's a pig.
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What exactly does one do with this?
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Well,it's A...
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there's obviously the cutting
board aspect of the pig
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Uh,it could be a fancy cheese tray
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or a decorative nick knack,
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or,placed in the hands of a creative child,
271
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a passport to adventure.
272
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Perhaps you could start assembling a cheese tray
273
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while you formulate your apology.
274
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Let me just get this straight.
275
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For the past 20 years,
276
00:13:04,319 --> 00:13:06,409
you have been pulling over on highways,
277
00:13:06,469 --> 00:13:09,959
you have been sneaking
into our neighbors garbage cans
278
00:13:10,009 --> 00:13:14,619
you have been trespassing on
construction sites all to gather up wood
279
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which has been piling up in our home,
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endangering the well being of our family,
281
00:13:20,318 --> 00:13:23,788
all so that one day you could build a pig.
282
00:13:27,018 --> 00:13:28,298
It makes me smile.
283
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,238
Eddie,
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we're getting rid of the wood.
285
00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,947
Keep it together.
286
00:14:41,105 --> 00:14:43,525
I could ride roller coasters when I was 3.
287
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,205
I'm all man.
288
00:14:48,515 --> 00:14:50,335
100% hombre.
289
00:14:52,345 --> 00:14:53,525
Ok.
290
00:15:06,714 --> 00:15:08,874
What do you got there,a chuckless drill?
291
00:15:09,094 --> 00:15:11,084
-What?
-Cordless?
292
00:15:12,674 --> 00:15:13,714
3/4 bit?
293
00:15:13,784 --> 00:15:15,264
Yeah,what'sthe torque on that,550?
294
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:18,214
750? Upside down capable?
295
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,183
Um...
296
00:15:21,293 --> 00:15:22,133
you're saying words,
297
00:15:22,203 --> 00:15:24,283
but they don't mean anything.
298
00:15:31,373 --> 00:15:32,473
Oh,really?
299
00:15:33,893 --> 00:15:35,253
Well,check this out.
300
00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:41,093
What do you think of this craftsmanship,huh?
301
00:15:42,153 --> 00:15:43,283
What is that?
302
00:15:44,442 --> 00:15:46,252
It's a passport to adventure.
303
00:15:49,572 --> 00:15:51,612
Hey,would you hand me that dovetail jig?
304
00:15:53,682 --> 00:15:55,462
Um...
305
00:16:04,112 --> 00:16:06,052
it's right there next to the biscuit joiner.
306
00:16:08,981 --> 00:16:11,071
I don't know what that is either,ok?
307
00:16:11,161 --> 00:16:12,951
I don't know what any of this is.
308
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,721
They took my wood pile.
309
00:16:15,991 --> 00:16:17,641
Are you happy,greg?
310
00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:28,231
Hey,remind me to get some more sugar.
311
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,721
Why don't you just get greg to get it?
312
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,880
Or maybe he can chop down some sugarcane
313
00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:38,450
and squeeze it out with his dovetail jig.
314
00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,690
Eddie,will you stop it?
315
00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:45,150
I hired a guy to fix a few things.
316
00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:46,640
It's no reflection on you.
317
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:47,790
I know.
318
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,190
Couldn't have fix them anyway.
319
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:52,290
Come on,you haven't been yourself all week.
320
00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:53,980
Ever since we got rid of that wood pile.
321
00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:55,630
I don't know what you mean.
322
00:16:56,329 --> 00:16:57,429
What do you want me to say?
323
00:16:58,049 --> 00:17:00,129
I love the freaking pig.
324
00:17:00,849 --> 00:17:02,179
He's a beautiful,
325
00:17:02,319 --> 00:17:04,449
well crafted piece of wood.
326
00:17:04,759 --> 00:17:05,929
You're right.
327
00:17:05,989 --> 00:17:06,999
He is all those things,
328
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,189
and I didn't even make him.
329
00:17:08,249 --> 00:17:09,619
The girl next door did.
330
00:17:10,849 --> 00:17:11,829
What?
331
00:17:11,909 --> 00:17:12,819
That's right.
332
00:17:12,929 --> 00:17:13,839
So get him out of here
333
00:17:13,919 --> 00:17:15,539
and bring him back to the girl.
334
00:17:16,049 --> 00:17:18,019
I'm no longer deluded about who I am.
335
00:17:18,889 --> 00:17:21,688
I'm just an underpaid high school teacher
336
00:17:21,768 --> 00:17:23,248
who will eventually died
337
00:17:23,338 --> 00:17:27,458
and be buried in a coffin I did not make.
338
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:36,848
Hey,joy.
339
00:17:37,298 --> 00:17:39,318
Get your evil pig out of my house.
340
00:17:40,688 --> 00:17:42,708
Why would I want this delightful cutting board
341
00:17:42,768 --> 00:17:44,477
that your husband made for you?
342
00:17:47,097 --> 00:17:48,407
It's driving eddie insane,
343
00:17:48,477 --> 00:17:49,797
and he told me you made it.
344
00:17:49,867 --> 00:17:51,927
Oh. He said to keep that secret.
345
00:17:52,007 --> 00:17:53,107
He scared me pretty good,
346
00:17:53,177 --> 00:17:55,197
and he's,like,the biggest person I've ever seen.
347
00:17:57,897 --> 00:17:59,117
Anyway,you should take it.
348
00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:00,227
Ok.
349
00:18:00,307 --> 00:18:02,227
I'll just stick the little guy in here then.
350
00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:04,287
We have a little storage issue
351
00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:06,227
since the rest of our stuff came.
352
00:18:09,206 --> 00:18:11,286
So you really love to kayak,huh?
353
00:18:11,416 --> 00:18:12,236
It's jeff'S.
354
00:18:12,306 --> 00:18:15,446
It's his dream to kayak down
every class 4 rapid in north america
355
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,546
Wow. How many has he done so far?
356
00:18:18,996 --> 00:18:20,116
None.
357
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,336
In fact,since I've known him,
I don't think he's been in it.
358
00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:25,156
Well,except the one time I got up in the middle
359
00:18:25,226 --> 00:18:26,246
of the night to grab a glass of water
360
00:18:26,326 --> 00:18:28,076
and he was sitting in it nude.
361
00:18:28,516 --> 00:18:29,946
Even though we saw each other,
362
00:18:30,266 --> 00:18:31,976
we never acknowledged it.
363
00:18:36,085 --> 00:18:37,505
This may be none of my business,
364
00:18:37,565 --> 00:18:39,975
but seeing as you need the room
365
00:18:40,045 --> 00:18:40,965
and he doesn't use it,
366
00:18:41,045 --> 00:18:42,645
why don't you just make him get rid of it?
367
00:18:42,695 --> 00:18:44,075
I don't know.
368
00:18:44,145 --> 00:18:45,615
I know jeff will never kayak,
369
00:18:45,675 --> 00:18:47,215
but he loves that ing.
370
00:18:47,415 --> 00:18:49,845
In his mind,he's outdoor kayak guy.
371
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,115
You take that away,
372
00:18:51,175 --> 00:18:53,665
it's like ripping away
part of the man he wants to be
373
00:18:57,144 --> 00:18:58,464
Well,that ain't right.
374
00:19:11,754 --> 00:19:12,744
What you doing?
375
00:19:13,164 --> 00:19:15,934
Just staring at the stain
where my wood used to be
376
00:19:18,254 --> 00:19:20,423
You know,if you listen really closely,
377
00:19:20,513 --> 00:19:22,863
you can hear the humming
of the termite infestation
378
00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:24,733
They're all around us.
379
00:19:29,723 --> 00:19:33,343
Guess what I found in terry and carla's trash can.
380
00:19:33,943 --> 00:19:35,523
Now,why would you give me that?
381
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:37,363
What is that,some kind of sick joke?
382
00:19:37,883 --> 00:19:40,953
No. I just realized how much
the wood pile meant to you
383
00:19:41,023 --> 00:19:42,823
and I thought you might want to start it again.
384
00:19:42,983 --> 00:19:44,542
Nah,give it to the girl.
385
00:19:44,722 --> 00:19:45,842
She's the future.
386
00:19:47,912 --> 00:19:49,102
Eddie,listen to me.
387
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:51,382
I saw you in that tool belt,
388
00:19:51,452 --> 00:19:54,102
and I saw a man who knows how to work with wood.
389
00:19:54,572 --> 00:19:55,262
The problem wasn't you.
390
00:19:55,322 --> 00:19:56,562
The problem was...
391
00:19:57,522 --> 00:20:00,152
you didn't have the proper tools.
392
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,272
Oh.
393
00:20:08,851 --> 00:20:09,861
Oh,boy.
394
00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:12,891
The guy at the store said you could
cut through just about anything with this
395
00:20:13,061 --> 00:20:14,641
Oh,and I will.
396
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,721
Oh,this...
397
00:20:17,111 --> 00:20:17,941
this is amazing.
398
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:21,531
You know,I did kind of feel
a little held back by my equipment
399
00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:23,741
You were.
400
00:20:24,831 --> 00:20:26,191
You need your wood.
401
00:20:27,441 --> 00:20:28,891
Honestly,eddie,
402
00:20:29,591 --> 00:20:32,041
I miss the man you were
when you had your wood pile
403
00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:38,070
I don't know what to say.
404
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:39,790
Thank you.
405
00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:47,020
Can't wait to show this to greg.
406
00:21:06,659 --> 00:21:08,429
That's what I'm talking about.
407
00:21:12,219 --> 00:21:15,449
Eh...she doesn't ride it anyway.
408
00:21:15,729 --> 00:21:22,458
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