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GOSSIP GIRL HERE--
YOUR ONE AND ONLY SOURCE
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INTO THE SCANDALOUS LIVES
OF MANHATTAN'S ELITE.
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DAN'S SERIAL IS CONTINUING
IN "VANITY FAIR."
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DAN, WE HAD A DEAL.
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"VANITY FAIR" IS THE BIG TIME,
AND THE MORE READERS I HAVE,
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THE MORE POWER I HAVE.
IT IS THAT SIMPLE.
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(Rufus) DAN WROTE THE TRUTH.
WE ARE TOGETHER.
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AND I WANT YOU BY MY SIDE,
HERE AND AT THE GALLERY OPENING.
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ARE YOU DAN HUMPHREY?
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I AM.
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I READ YOUR PIECE
IN "THE SPECTATOR" TODAY.
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CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN?
YOU AND SERENA?
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EVERY DIRTY DETAIL,
EXACTLY AS IT OCCURRED.
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SHE SAID SHE ERASED IT, BUT DID
YOU ACTUALLY SEE HER DO IT?
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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YOU HAD SOMEONE WHO LOVED YOU
UNCONDITIONALLY,
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AND YOU THREW THAT ALL AWAY
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TO LET CHUCK BASS DECIDE
WHEN HE'S READY FOR YOU?
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I JUST HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS
ABOUT A WEEKEND
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YOU SPENT WITH BART IN DUBAI
ABOUT FOUR YEARS AGO.
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DAVE DROVE BART TO MEET SOMEONE
NAMED LADY ALEXANDER.
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I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS OR EVEN
WHERE TO START LOOKING FOR HER.
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WE WILL FIND HER.
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AND WHO AM I?
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THAT'S A SECRET
I'LL NEVER TELL.
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YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME.
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X.O.X.O., GOSSIP GIRL.
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-- Captions by VITA --
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(Gossip Girl) EXTRA, EXTRA,
READ ALL ABOUT IT--
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THE LATEST UPPER EAST SIDER
TO TAKE CENTER STAGE
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IN THE SOCIAL SPOTLIGHT.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY?
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IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT,
THEN MOVE TO HELL'S KITCHEN.
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(White Arrows' "I Can Go"
playing)
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"NATE ARCHIBALD HAS
THE OPPOSITE OF THE MIDAS TOUCH.
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"INSTEAD OF EVERYTHING
HE TOUCHES TURNING TO GOLD,
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HE TURNS ALL THE GOLD
HE'S BEEN GIVEN TO DUST."
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YOUR FRIEND'S POOR, RIGHT?
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I MEAN, HE'S PROBABLY
JUST JEALOUS.
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OH, FIRST OF ALL,
DAN SCREWED ME OVER
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BY SELLING THE SERIALIZATION
OF HIS NEW BOOK
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RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER ME,
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AND THEN HE RELEASES
THE CHAPTER ABOUT ME.
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YOU LOOK REALLY HOT
IN THE PICTURE.
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WHO CARES WHAT IT SAYS?
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HE'S SAYING THAT
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I'M SINGLEHANDEDLY DESTROYING
"THE SPECTATOR."
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OKAY, ENOUGH.
THIS DAN GUY IS FULL OF IT.
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NO, ACTUALLY,
IF HE WAS MAKING STUFF UP,
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YOU KNOW, I'D BE MAD,
BUT I'D GET OVER IT.
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THING IS, HE'S RIGHT.
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(sighs) "THE SPECTATOR" IS
IN SERIOUS FINANCIAL TROUBLE,
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AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
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IT'S WHY I'M MEETING
WITH THE BANK LATER TODAY
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TO HOPEFULLY EXTEND
OUR CREDIT LINE.
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CAN I HELP? PLEASE.
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I AM DYING FOR AN EXCUSE
TO SKIP BRUNCH
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WITH MY DAD
AND SERENA VAN DER FLOOZY.
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(chuckles)
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NO, THAT'S NICE,
BUT YOU SHOULD GO TO BRUNCH,
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AND YOU SHOULD BE NICE
TO SERENA, ALL RIGHT?
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SHE'S THE ONE
WHO CONVINCED YOUR DAD
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TO LET US KEEP DATING,
ALL RIGHT? GIVE HER A CHANCE.
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(Georgina)
YOUR ARTICLE ON NATE
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IS GENERATING
MAJOR ONLINE BUZZ.
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HuffPo HAS A LINK
ON THEIR MAIN PAGE,
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AND DWIGHT GARNER
JUST TWEETED ABOUT IT,
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SAYING THAT HE'S HALFWAY THROUGH
AND DOESN'T HATE IT YET.
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EVEN "GOSSIP GIRL" GAVE US
A NICE PLUG.
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OVERALL, THE REACTION'S
BEEN POSITIVE...
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FOR YOU, THAT IS.
NOT FOR NATE.
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ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT HOW
THE USE OF REAL NAMES
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MAKES THIS
MY "IN COLD BLOOD"?
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I MEAN, DO THEY LIKE
THE WRITING?
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ARE THEY MAKING ANY COMPARISONS
TO HISTORICAL LITERARY FIGURES?
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PEREZ HILTON.
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING
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IS THAT THEY'RE TALKING
ABOUT IT.
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LITERARY CELEBRITY
IS FLEETING.
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WE HAVE
TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT.
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TRUST ME. I HAVE BEEN.
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I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT TROLLING
FOR LIT GROUPIES AT McNALLY'S
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AND SLEEPING
WITH YOUR COFFEE DATES.
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WELL, THAT'S HOW I'M FINDING
A BED TO SLEEP IN EVERY NIGHT.
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LOOK, BEING A WRITER IN 2012
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ISN'T MERELY ABOUT THE WORDS
THAT YOU WRITE.
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IT'S ABOUT YOUR IMAGE.
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SO FROM NOW ON, YOU'RE ONLY
GOING TO BE SEEN WITH GIRLS
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WHO HAVE IVY LEAGUE PEDIGREES,
OR, AT THE VERY LEAST, VASSAR.
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SHE NEEDS TO HAVE
COVER GIRL LOOKS
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AND AT LEAST THREE MENTIONS
IN "PAGE SIX"
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IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS.
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HOW EXACTLY AM I
GONNA DO THAT?
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I'VE ALREADY SET UP
THE INTERVIEWS.
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(clears throat)
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THIS IS THE GUY
MY DAUGHTER'S DATING?
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HAVE YOU READ THIS ARTICLE
ON NATE?
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OH, I'M NOT A FAN OF
THE AUTHOR'S PREVIOUS WORK.
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WELL, LET ME SUMMARIZE
FOR YOU.
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HIS LAST GIRLFRIEND
WAS A MADAM.
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BEFORE THAT, HE DATED
CON ARTISTS WITH AN "S,"
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BECAUSE, YES,
THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE.
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YOUR FRIEND DAN
WROTE ALL THIS?
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DAN HUMPHREY'S A DOUCHE.
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WELL, YOU CAN FORGET
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ABOUT DATING THE GUY
IN THIS ARTICLE EVER AGAIN.
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THAT'S FINE BY ME.
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NATE IS NOTHING LIKE
THE GUY IN THAT ARTICLE.
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT DAN
WROTE, BUT I CAN VOUCH FOR NATE.
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HE'S KIND AND HONEST
AND A GOOD FRIEND.
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AND--AND HE CARES
ABOUT SAGE A LOT.
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YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW HIM
BEFORE YOU JUDGE HIM.
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OR AT LEAST
BEFORE YOU HIT HIM AGAIN.
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DAD, CAN HE COME
TO THE HORSE SHOW WITH US?
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THIS AFTERNOON?
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NO, THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN
OUR THING.
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OH, COME ON.
YOU HATE IT, AND YOU KNOW IT.
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IT'LL GIVE YOU SOMEONE TO TALK
ABOUT FOOTBALL WITH INSTEAD.
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(gasps) NATE LOVES FOOTBALL.
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SEE? LOOK, WE'RE ALREADY FINDING
THINGS TO BOND OVER.
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OH, I GUESS HE CAN JOIN US.
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IT'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE
TO TALK TO HIM.
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POSSIBLY THREATEN HIS LIFE.
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I'LL SEE IF HE CAN COME.
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THANKS, DAD.
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YOU, TOO, SERENA.
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DID YOU SEE THAT?
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SHE ALMOST SMILED AT ME.
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HMM.
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AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT NATE.
YOU'LL REALLY LIKE HIM.
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HE'S THE BEST.
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WELL, YOU WOULD KNOW.
WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME
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YOU'VE HAD SEX
WITH MY DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND?
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OKAY.
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THIS IS DEFINITELY
A-A FIRE HAZARD.
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I THINK IT'S TIME TO UNPACK
THE BOXES LILY SENT OVER.
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SORRY, I'VE BEEN SO BUSY
WITH THIS NEW GALLERY OPENING.
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I'M ACTUALLY HEADED
OVER THERE NOW.
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DON'T TAKE THIS
THE WRONG WAY,
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BUT MAYBE YOU'RE USING
THE GALLERY AS AN EXCUSE
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TO AVOID GOING
THROUGH YOUR OLD LIFE.
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OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
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IS IT? (chuckles)
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THESE BOXES ARE FULL OF STUFF
FROM YOUR TIME WITH LILY,
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AND I CAN SEE HOW
REVISITING THOSE MEMORIES
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COULD BE DIFFICULT.
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LOOK, LET ME HELP.
I WILL UNPACK THE BOXES,
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AND WHEN YOU COME BACK,
THEY'LL BE GONE.
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THAT WOULD BE NICE.
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KEEP THE THINGS THAT WE CAN
USE AROUND THE LOFT
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AND JUST THROW
EVERYTHING ELSE OUT.
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(door opens and closes)
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(scoffs and chuckles)
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GOSH.
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(sighs)
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"MAY 17, 2008.
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DEAR RUFUS, LAST NIGHT
WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE."
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(Steven) IT'S KIND OF
A BIG DEAL NOT TO MENTION.
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(sighs)
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I WASN'T TRYING TO HIDE
MY PAST WITH NATE.
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I SWEAR IT WAS
A LONG TIME AGO.
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WE'RE JUST FRIENDS NOW,
AND BESIDES,
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WHEN IS SOMETHING LIKE THAT
SUPPOSED TO COME UP?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE THE SECOND HE STARTED
DATING MY DAUGHTER?
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SAGE KNOWS,
AND SHE DOESN'T CARE.
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I DON'T SEE
WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.
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I DON'T KNOW EVERYONE
THAT YOU'VE BEEN WITH.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WE BOTH HAVE PASTS,
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BUT MINE'S NOT ABOUT
TO BE CHRONICLED IN A MAGAZINE.
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THERE'S BOUND TO BE
A SERENA CHAPTER SOON, RIGHT?
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MAYBE IT'S TIME WE HAVE
THE CONVERSATION--
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DISCUSS EVERYONE
WE'VE BEEN WITH TO AVOID
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ANY MORE EMBARRASSING SURPRISES
IN PRINT OR AT PARTIES.
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EVERYONE?
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WELL, WITHIN REASON.
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(sighs)
SECOND BASE AND BEYOND.
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KISSING DOESN'T COUNT.
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I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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I JUST HAVE TO
RUN AN ERRAND FIRST.
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WHEN YOU GET BACK THEN.
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(kisses)
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(beep)
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(beep)
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(cell phone rings)
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(ring)
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(beep)
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THAT ELEANOR AGAIN?
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DEBRIEFING MY MOTHER
ON WALDORF DESIGNS CAN WAIT.
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SHE KNOWS I HAVE NO BUYERS,
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AND SHE'S JUST CALLING
TO YELL AT ME.
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BESIDES, I HAVE MUCH MORE
PRESSING BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO,
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LIKE FINDING LADY ALEXANDER,
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WHOEVER AND WHEREVER
SHE MAY BE.
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NOW I'VE GONE THROUGH
THE PEERAGE REGISTRIES
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OF ALL THE ROYALS
IN WESTERN EUROPE,
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AND THE CLOSEST I COULD FIND
WAS A LADY ALEXANDRIA OF LISBON,
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BUT SHE DIED 50 YEARS AGO
IN A PORTUGUESE MENTAL HOSPITAL.
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I AM STARTING TO THINK
MY FATHER
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HAD HIS BODYGUARD
FEED US BAD INTEL.
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THAT IS IN BART'S PLAYBOOK,
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BUT I'M HAVING ONE OF THOSE
PSYCHIC HUNCHES I GET,
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LIKE WHEN I PREDICTED
TOM AND KATIE WOULDN'T LAST.
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YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE PSYCHIC
TO CALL THAT ONE.
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I KNOW THIS MAY BE
A LITTLE CRAZY.
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MY MOTHER HAS A FRIEND
CALLED LADY VAUGHN,
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ONLY "LADY" ISN'T HER TITLE.
IT'S HER NAME.
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SHE LITERALLY CHANGED IT
TO SOUND MORE IMPORTANT
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SO SHE COULD SIT ON THE BOARDS
OF ALL THE BIG MUSEUMS,
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AND IT WORKED.
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MAYBE LADY ALEXANDER
DID THE SAME.
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(key clicks)
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THERE SHE IS.
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LADY ALEXANDER.
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BUT IT SAYS SHE'S NOT
ON THE BOARD.
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IT'S A PORTRAIT
IN A PRIVATE SHOWING.
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BY THE ARTIST BRIAN BATT.
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I KNOW HIM!
I MEAN, I-I KNOW HIS WORK.
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HE HAS A STUDIO DOWNTOWN.
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I ALWAYS WANTED TO COMMISSION
A PORTRAIT OF YOU.
223
00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,954
HMM.
224
00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:44,925
(cell phone alert chimes)
225
00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,159
(beep)
226
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,328
WHAT'S WRONG?
THE EGGS OVERCOOKED AGAIN?
227
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,997
NO. WELL, ACTUALLY, YES,
228
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,164
BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT'S
SO UPSETTING.
229
00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,800
ERIC JUST TEXTED ME
FROM SARAH LAWRENCE
230
00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,668
TELLING ME
I WAS ON "GOSSIP GIRL."
231
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,905
THIS IS ABOUT OUR WEDDING?
232
00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:00,641
NO, THE NIGHT BEFORE,
WHEN I SLEPT WITH RUFUS.
233
00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:03,143
THAT'S OLD NEWS.
234
00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,178
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY
I'M SUDDENLY ON THE RADAR
235
00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,814
OF THIS CHILDISH BLOG.
236
00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,616
I THINK IT'S FAIRLY OBVIOUS
WHAT KIND OF CHILD
237
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,317
WOULD BE PUTTING OUT
SUCH STORIES.
238
00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,654
CHARLES?
239
00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,122
NO, HE WOULD NEVER.
240
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,190
HE SHIPPED A WOMAN IN
FROM DUBAI
241
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,159
TO DRIVE A WEDGE
IN BETWEEN US.
242
00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:22,329
I'M SORRY HE KEEPS DRAGGING YOU
INTO OUR FIGHT.
243
00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:24,665
WELL, MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE
HASN'T RETURNED MY CALLS.
244
00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:28,001
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
245
00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:28,969
(whispers) OKAY.
246
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:35,075
(The Cold & Lovely's
"Paper and Gun" playing)
247
00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,678
I LOVE HOW YOU COMBINE
THE CLASSIC PORTRAITURE
248
00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,947
WITH POP CULTURE,
249
00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:43,684
BUT WE REALLY CAME TO SEE
YOUR PORTRAIT OF LADY ALEXANDER.
250
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:46,219
FRIENDS OF OURS SAW IT
IN YOUR PRIVATE SHOW AT THE MET,
251
00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,888
AND THEY SUGGEST
WE MIMIC THE STYLE.
252
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,157
I WANNA DO THE EXACT SAME POSE.
253
00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,258
I THINK YOU'VE GOT
THE WRONG GUY.
254
00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,926
I DON'T DO
THAT SORT OF THING.
255
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,762
OBVIOUSLY, WE WOULDN'T
WANT TO COMPROMISE
256
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:58,031
YOUR ARTISTIC INTEGRITY BY
RECREATING SOMEONE ELSE'S POSE.
257
00:09:58,065 --> 00:09:59,700
UNLESS IT'S OKAY WITH HER.
258
00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,301
AND WE TRIPLED YOUR FEE.
259
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:04,738
I DON'T MIND CALLING
LADY ALEXANDER MYSELF.
260
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:07,040
SEE, I GENERALLY DON'T
TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.
261
00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,843
SO IF YOU'D SIMPLY PROVIDE
A PHONE NUMBER...
262
00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:13,681
LOOKS LIKE CHUCK'S MIDAS TOUCH
IS STILL INTACT.
263
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:17,317
I REALLY HOPE WE'RE NOT TALKING
ABOUT THE SAME LADY ALEXANDER.
264
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,653
HERE SHE IS.
265
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:22,355
BUT A HORSE BY ANY OTHER NAME
IS STILL A HORSE.
266
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:29,162
AND CHUCK AND BLAIR
CAN'T SEEM TO BUY A CLUE.
267
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,444
ASSUMING THAT LADY ALEXANDER
ISN'T RELATED TO MR. ED,
268
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,913
IT APPEARS WE'VE HIT
ANOTHER DEAD END.
269
00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,414
WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
270
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,249
THOROUGHBRED REGISTRIES HAVE
ALL THE IMPORTANT INFO
271
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:52,019
ON EVERY SALE, SUCH AS
PRICES AND PREVIOUS OWNERS.
272
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,754
IT'S LIKE M.L.S. FOR HORSES.
273
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,756
SO FIND THE HORSE,
FIND THE OWNER.
274
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,892
HERE SHE IS--
LADY ALEXANDER.
275
00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:01,428
IT SAYS SHE WAS BOUGHT
FOUR YEARS AGO
276
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:02,763
BY BARTHOLOMEW BASS.
277
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,231
WHAT ELSE DOES IT SAY?
278
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:07,067
WELL, NOT MUCH EXCEPT SHE WAS
JUST UNDER $1 MILLION.
279
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,235
IS THAT A LOT OF MONEY?
280
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,436
FOR REGULAR PEOPLE, YES.
281
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,971
I MEANT FOR A HORSE.
282
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,040
(beep)
283
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,042
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOUR FATHER
WAS SUCH A HORSE ENTHUSIAST.
284
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,243
HE'S NOT.
285
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,444
WELL, THEN...
286
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,947
WHY DID HE BUY
A DOZEN THOROUGHBREDS
287
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,181
IN A SINGLE MONTH?
288
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,817
LET ME SEE THAT.
289
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,319
IT SAYS HERE HE BOUGHT THEM ALL
FROM THE SAME MAN IN DUBAI.
290
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,921
I DON'T RECOGNIZE THE NAME,
291
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:28,789
AND I'VE BEEN THROUGH
THE BASS INDUSTRIES BOOKS
292
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,758
WITH A FINE-TOOTHED COMB.
293
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:33,326
MAYBE YOUR FATHER'S SECRET
IS THAT HE'S JUST INTO HORSES--
294
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,228
REALLY,
REALLY EXPENSIVE HORSES.
295
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,097
I DOUBT HE'D PAY OFF AMIRA
FOR THAT.
296
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,966
I NEED TO FIND
SHEIKH HASSAN.
297
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:42,202
THERE IS A BIG
3-DAY HORSE SHOW GOING ON
298
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,837
JUST OUTSIDE THE CITY
RIGHT NOW.
299
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,205
I SAW IT
ON ONE OF THE REGISTRIES.
300
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,440
IT--IT ATTRACTS
AN ELITE INTERNATIONAL CROWD.
301
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,909
MAYBE IF THE SHEIKH
ISN'T THERE HIMSELF,
302
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,343
HE HAS PEOPLE THERE FOR HIM?
303
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,012
LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE BACK IN THE SADDLE.
304
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,816
YOU--YOU HAVE A HOUSE
IN THE HAMPTONS, TOO?
305
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,450
AND IN ASPEN
AND IN ST. BARTH'S, TOO.
306
00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:01,088
SORRY. TIFFANY. TIME'S UP.
DON'T CALL US. WE'LL CALL YOU.
307
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,224
**
308
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,159
OKAY, YOU BOTH KNOW
THE DRILL.
309
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,494
SKIP THE SMALL TALK
AND GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
310
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,929
YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES.
311
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,765
**
312
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,901
SERENA.
313
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,035
ARE YOU HERE TO INTERVIEW
FOR THE POSITION?
314
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,303
I'M SORRY.
DO YOU WORK HERE NOW?
315
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,205
AS IF.
316
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,107
I'M PIMPING OUT CELEBUTANTES
FOR DAN TO HAVE SEX WITH.
317
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,309
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED,
YOU CAN, UH, GET IN LINE.
318
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:25,478
**
319
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,447
UH, DAN TOLD ME TO MEET HIM
HERE. I'LL JUST BE TWO MINUTES.
320
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,182
THAT'S FINE,
321
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,384
BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU
TO LEAVE YOUR BAG.
322
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,254
WE CAN'T RISK ANY UNAUTHORIZED
RECORDING DEVICES.
323
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,522
HIS WORDS ARE WORTH TOO MUCH.
324
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,864
NO, THE BANK HAS
ALL MY PAPERWORK, OKAY?
325
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:47,000
AND YOU'VE SEEN THE NUMBERS,
AND THEY'RE GOOD.
326
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,268
NO, I-I GET THAT
THERE'S A LOT OF MONEY
327
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,536
GOING OUT THE DOOR
EACH MONTH, OKAY?
328
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,839
BUT JUST,
WITH A LITTLE MORE TIME,
329
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:52,973
I KNOW I CAN TURN THINGS AROUND.
330
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,474
I UNDERSTAND. THANK YOU.
331
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,909
WHO LET YOU IN HERE?
332
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,378
THAT ARTICLE THIS MORNING
WAS UNFAIRLY BIASED.
333
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,213
IT'S MY JOB TO REPORT
ON OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS.
334
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,215
I'D BE A HYPOCRITE
TO GET UPSET ABOUT IT.
335
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,183
PLUS, "THE SPECTATOR"
JUST GOT PLUGGED
336
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,085
IN A POPULAR NATIONAL MAGAZINE.
337
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,019
THE GLASS IS
HALF FULL APPROACH, HUH?
338
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,187
YEAH.
339
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,022
I KNOW YOUR PAPER
IS IN TROUBLE.
340
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,523
I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU ARE
A LOT SMARTER
341
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,359
THAN THAT ARTICLE
MAKES YOU OUT TO BE.
342
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,794
SO I AM HERE
TO OFFER YOU SOME RELIEF.
343
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,099
LET'S TALK.
344
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,336
SO WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT
YOU HAD TO SEE ME IN PERSON?
345
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,471
AND ALLOW GEORGINA
TO FRISK YOU?
346
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:27,407
I-I NEED TO KNOW, DID YOU WRITE
A CHAPTER ABOUT ME?
347
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,142
OF COURSE I DID.
348
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,378
YOU REALLY THINK MY FATHER
OR NATE ARE MORE INTERESTING
349
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,313
THAN THE INFAMOUS
SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN?
350
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,282
OKAY, BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S
IN IT AND WHEN IT COMES OUT.
351
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,616
WELL, THAT WOULD RUIN
ALL THE FUN.
352
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,585
DAN, I'M SERIOUS.
353
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,453
DID YOU WRITE ABOUT
354
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,056
THAT NIGHT THAT WE WERE TOGETHER
AT THE CAMPBELL APARTMENT?
355
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:45,358
(sighs) RELAX.
I DIDN'T PUBLISH ANY OF THAT.
356
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,526
(exhales)
357
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,928
BUT NOT TO PROTECT YOU.
358
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,062
UM, BECAUSE IT WAS
THE MOST HUMILIATING THING
359
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,597
I'VE EVER BEEN A PART OF.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
360
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,365
THERE'S--THERE'S GONNA BE
SOME GOOD STUFF IN YOUR CHAPTER.
361
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,234
**
362
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,936
I THINK I MIGHT EVEN
INCLUDE A LITTLE TIDBIT
363
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,971
OF THIS
DESPERATE CONVERSATION.
364
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,208
WOW, I... I CAN'T BELIEVE
365
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,943
I EVER LOVED SOMEONE
WHO COULD WRITE
366
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:05,012
SUCH AWFUL THINGS ABOUT
HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY.
367
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,413
RIGHT, 'CAUSE YOU WERE
THINKING ABOUT MY FEELINGS
368
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,614
WHEN YOU MADE THAT SEX TAPE.
369
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,282
YOU KNOW WHAT?
370
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,583
THE WORST PART IS YOU ACTUALLY
SEEM TO BE ENJOYING IT.
371
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,886
SERENA, WAIT A SECOND. WAIT.
372
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,224
ON YOUR WAY OUT,
JUST LET GEORGINA KNOW
373
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,358
THAT I GOTTA TAKE
A BATHROOM BREAK.
374
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,628
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
375
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,998
UH, DAN SAYS HAVE THE NEXT GIRL
MEET HIM IN THE BATHROOM.
376
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,366
MMM. THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
377
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,502
(beep)
378
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,506
HEY. I JUST FINISHED MY ERRAND.
YEAH, I GOT EVERYTHING I NEEDED.
379
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,676
SO...
YOU BACK "THE SPECTATOR,"
380
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,246
AND I PUT OUT FLUFF PIECES
ON YOU AND LILY
381
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,481
TO OFFSET HER BAD PRESS
ON "GOSSIP GIRL"?
382
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,117
I KNOW YOU DID WELL
WITH THAT ARTICLE ON RUFUS,
383
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:47,254
AND MATURE READERS
HELP BROADEN YOUR DEMO.
384
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,990
YOU WILL HAVE THE EXTRA CASH
YOU NEED.
385
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,458
AND AS FOR ME,
386
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,626
A HAPPY WIFE IS A HAPPY LIFE.
387
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,996
HMM.
388
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,664
NEXT THING I KNOW,
389
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,666
YOU'LL BE ASKING ME TO WRITE BAD
PRESS ON CHUCK, HUH? (chuckles)
390
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,202
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR
ANOTHER PARTNER. I'M SORRY.
391
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,104
I'M GONNA HANDLE THIS ONE
ON MY OWN.
392
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,273
I HAVE NO DOUBT
YOU WILL SUCCEED,
393
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,640
ESPECIALLY IF YOU'VE INHERITED
YOUR FATHER'S GIFT WITH NUMBERS.
394
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,512
HE WAS ALWAYS SO...
395
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:13,446
INVENTIVE.
396
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:21,989
(sighs)
397
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,123
(taps button)
398
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,332
(beep)
399
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,566
HEY, IT'S NATE.
400
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,270
LISTEN, I HAVE
A BUSINESS PROPOSITION FOR YOU.
401
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:40,407
(cell phone rings)
402
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,242
(ring)
403
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,245
(beep)
404
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,515
WELL... AT LEAST I KNOW
YOUR PHONE IS WORKING.
405
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,583
WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS WHY
YOU'RE AVOIDING MY CALLS.
406
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,685
IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL.
407
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:55,022
AS YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
AVOIDING MY FATHER.
408
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,190
AND, WELL,
YOU'RE MARRIED TO HIM.
409
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,525
DOES THAT MEAN
410
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,727
YOU'RE BEHIND THE STORIES
ABOUT ME ON "GOSSIP GIRL"?
411
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,662
IS THAT WHAT HE TOLD YOU?
412
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:06,333
I HOPE YOU KNOW I WOULD NEVER
DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOU.
413
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,768
WELL, I NEEDED TO HEAR IT
FROM YOU.
414
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,338
I ALSO NEED FOR YOU TO
END THIS FEUD WITH YOUR FATHER.
415
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,240
I LOVE BOTH OF YOU,
416
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,574
AND I CAN'T STAND
TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT
417
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,109
A SECOND LONGER.
418
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,345
I APPRECIATE YOUR DESIRE
TO BRING US BACK TOGETHER,
419
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,048
BUT WE WERE NEVER CLOSE
TO BEGIN WITH.
420
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,750
THE MAN'S IDEA
OF FATHER/SON BONDING
421
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,518
WAS TEACHING ME
HOW TO DIVERSIFY BONDS.
422
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:28,021
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BUSINESS
BETWEEN US.
423
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,156
WELL, I GOT US TICKETS
TO THE HORSE SHOW,
424
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,257
BUT IT STARTS IN AN HOUR,
425
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,424
SO...
426
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,760
OH. HELLO, LILY.
427
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,163
OH, WELL, YOU DON'T MEAN THE ONE
AT THE STONE ORCHARD STABLES?
428
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,531
IT IS. I... I DON'T...
429
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,801
CHUCK?
430
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,503
OH, I HAVEN'T BEEN IN YEARS.
IT'S A FABULOUS EVENT.
431
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,772
AND A WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY,
CHARLES, FOR YOU AND YOUR FATHER
432
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,241
TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING
OTHER THAN BUSINESS
433
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,510
AND START TO MAKE AMENDS.
I'M GONNA SEE IF HE'S AVAILABLE.
434
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,313
OH, PLEASE. NO, DON'T TELL HIM.
THIS SHOULD BE A SURPRISE.
435
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,053
(knock on door)
436
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,227
WELL, THAT WAS FAST.
437
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,762
SO... WHAT'S THIS
BIG BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY
438
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,231
YOU MENTIONED ON THE PHONE?
439
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,233
MIND IF I COME IN?
440
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,235
LOOKS LIKE CHUCK AND BLAIR
AREN'T THE ONLY ONES
441
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,704
WITH A SURPRISE VISITOR.
442
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,573
SO MUCH FOR GOLDEN BOY
GOING IT ALONE.
443
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,114
SO WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BOXES?
444
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,815
ARE YOU MOVING IN,
OR IS RUFUS MOVING OUT?
445
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,151
IT'S RUFUS' STUFF
FROM LILY'S.
446
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,555
I KNOW YOU RELEASED THE STORY
ABOUT RUFUS SUING DAN,
447
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,824
SO I FIGURED YOU MIGHT
ALSO BE BEHIND
448
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:41,361
ALL THE STORIES ABOUT LILY
ON "GOSSIP GIRL."
449
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,430
OOH.
450
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,765
WELL, NOW I KNOW WHERE
YOU GOT ALL THE AMMO FROM.
451
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,401
LILY ACTS SO HIGH AND MIGHTY,
452
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,569
BUT LOOK AT HER.
453
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,404
SHE'S BEEN MARRIED
A DOZEN TIMES,
454
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:54,574
SHE'S HAD COUNTLESS AFFAIRS,
A SECRET KID,
455
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,643
SHE'S EVEN SPENT TIME
UNDER HOUSE ARREST,
456
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,545
BUT NEVER PAYS THE PRICE.
457
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,580
AND WHY SHOULD RUFUS SUFFER
458
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,882
WHILE LILY'S REPUTATION
REMAINS UNSCATHED?
459
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,351
I AGREE.
460
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,153
YOU DO?
461
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,320
BUT LILY'S FRIENDS DON'T READ
"GOSSIP GIRL."
462
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:10,757
SO YOU SHOULD PUT THE STORIES
OUT ON "THE SPECTATOR."
463
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,197
I CAN SEE WHY
464
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,632
YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE SOCIALIZING
WITH YOUR FATHER,
465
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,768
BUT WHY WOULD YOU INSIST
ON KEEPING YOUR ATTENDANCE
466
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,337
AT AN EQUESTRIAN EVENT A SECRET?
467
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,773
I COULD CARE LESS
ABOUT THE HORSES.
468
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,176
I'M LOOKING AT THE PROPERTY
469
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,278
AS LONG AS
MY FATHER AND I ARE BOTH
470
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,846
IN THE REAL ESTATE GAME
IN NEW YORK,
471
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,448
THERE WILL NEVER BE PEACE
IN OUR FAMILY.
472
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,585
STONE ORCHARD IS FOR SALE?
473
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,752
UH-HUH.
474
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,622
OH, MY GOD. WHAT A SHAME.
475
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,458
IT'S BEEN IN THE SAME FAMILY
FOR TWO CENTURIES.
476
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,927
WELL, I HEARD THEY LOST
A FORTUNE IN FACEBOOK STOCK.
477
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,198
I'M JUST EXPLORING
THE POSSIBILITY,
478
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,500
AND I DON'T WANT BART
TO KNOW
479
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,134
UNTIL IT'S REAL.
480
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,272
THIS IS FANTASTIC, CHARLES.
481
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,308
GOOD FOR YOU!
482
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,510
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
FOR THINKING OUTSIDE OF THE BOX,
483
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,345
AND OUTSIDE OF MANHATTAN.
484
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,413
(chuckles)
485
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,547
I KNOW THE PLACE QUITE WELL.
486
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,781
I ACTUALLY PUT MY HORSES THERE
487
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,651
WHEN WE FIRST
MOVED BACK OUT EAST. AND...
488
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,453
I MEAN, I COULD SHOW YOU AROUND?
489
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,454
(mouths word)
490
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,824
I PROMISE, NOT A WORD OF THIS
TO YOUR FATHER.
491
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:26,566
OOH. WELL, THEN THERE WAS BEN,
492
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,568
WHO, CONTRARY TO
SOME FORGED DOCUMENTS,
493
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,570
I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH
WHEN I WAS 15.
494
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,672
NOT UNTIL AFTER
HE GOT OUT OF PRISON,
495
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,941
AND THAT WAS THE LAST GUY
I WAS WITH BEFORE YOU.
496
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,544
YOU SAID THAT WAS
A YEAR AND A HALF AGO.
497
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,747
NOT EVEN ONE RANDOM HOOK-UP
BETWEEN THE JAILBIRD AND ME?
498
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,550
NO. I SWORE OFF MEN. I JUST
WANTED TO FOCUS ON MYSELF.
499
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,318
UH-HUH. MM-HMM.
500
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,287
OH, I KNOW THAT MUST BE HARD
FOR YOU TO BELIEVE,
501
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,422
SINCE YOU SPENT
THE ENTIRE WINTER FOCUSING ON
502
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,824
THE "SPORTS ILLUSTRATED"
SWIMSUIT MODELS.
503
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,294
WAIT, WAIT. COME ON.
YOU SAW THAT CAT DADDY VIDEO.
504
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,562
(laughs)
505
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,597
(laughs)
506
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:01,568
SO THAT'S IT, THEN?
WE'RE--WE'RE GOOD?
507
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,837
I FEEL PREPARED FOR ANYTHING
THAT COULD BE PUBLISHED.
508
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,312
OKAY. (scoffs)
509
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,980
NO.
510
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,249
JUST... NO.
511
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,719
DID, UH, NATE GET BACK TO YOU
ABOUT THE, UH, HORSE SHOW?
512
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,821
HE'S GOT SOME WORK TO DO.
HE'S GONNA MEET US THERE.
513
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:25,392
I'M REALLY GLAD HE'S GOING.
GO EASY ON HIM, OKAY?
514
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,427
SERENA, DID YOU WANT
TO COME, TOO?
515
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,462
I MEAN,
IF MY DAD WANTS YOU TO.
516
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:32,532
OH. WELL, I-I DON'T WANT
TO INTRUDE.
517
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,000
NO. NO, NO, COME.
518
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,802
YOU CAN KEEP SAGE OCCUPIED WHILE
I INTERROGATE HER BOYFRIEND.
519
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,338
(chuckles)
520
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,372
Bart, dear, I know you're going
to be devastated,
521
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,973
but I was thinking we should
cancel our dinner
522
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,275
WITH THE KRANZLERS THIS EVENING.
523
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,010
Gee, that's too bad.
524
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,745
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO DODGING
ALL THEIR QUESTIONS
525
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,347
ABOUT MY DISAPPEARANCE.
526
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,615
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL RESCHEDULE.
527
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,483
You needn't bother, Lily.
528
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,419
What else did you have in mind
instead?
529
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,921
WELL, I WAS SUDDENLY IN THE MOOD
FOR A SPA OVERHAUL--
530
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,624
MASSAGE, FACIAL, NAILS,
THE WORKS.
531
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,359
ARE YOU STILL UPSET
532
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,361
ABOUT CHUCK AND THOSE STORIES
ON "GOSSIP GIRL"?
533
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:02,829
Because I'm planning
to stop by The Empire
534
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,431
and have a talk with him.
535
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,299
OH, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S NECESSARY.
536
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,967
I SPOKE TO CHARLES, AND HE SAID
HE DIDN'T LEAK THOSE STORIES,
537
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,436
AND I BELIEVE HIM.
538
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,404
SO I'LL CALL YOU WHEN
I'M DONE, OKAY?
539
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,072
SURE.
540
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,308
(beep)
541
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,709
THANK YOU FOR KEEPING THIS
BETWEEN US.
542
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,578
I HATE LYING,
543
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,447
BUT THERE'S NO REASON
TO CONCERN YOUR FATHER
544
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,449
IF IT HELPS YOU WITH YOUR PLAN
TO MAKE PEACE.
545
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,617
TRUST ME. IF HE FOUND OUT,
HE'D RUN EVERYTHING.
546
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,896
SOMETIMES IT'S BEST
NOT TO CALL
547
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,966
IN ORDER TO AVOID
BEING CALLED OUT LATER.
548
00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:49,776
(Stepdad's "Pick & Choose"
playing)
549
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,712
(indistinct conversations)
550
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,517
(blusters)
551
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:06,693
(Lily) JUST SMELL THE AIR--
SO CRISP AND CLEAN.
552
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,094
AND FERTILIZED.
553
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,762
YOU KNOW, THERE IS SO MUCH
TO SHOW YOU.
554
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:12,965
THIS COULD TAKE
ALL AFTERNOON.
555
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:16,436
OH! UH, UH, DID YOU SEE THAT
WOMAN OVER THERE WAVING AT YOU?
556
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:17,570
WHICH ONE?
557
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:18,738
THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE
PRINCESS ANNE.
558
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,006
SHE'S SAYING YOUR NAME
AND WAVING.
559
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,708
ARE YOU SURE?
560
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,776
AH. WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD GO SAY
HELLO. I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE.
561
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:24,977
MM.
562
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,979
EXCUSE ME.
563
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,114
OKAY, NOW IT'S YOUR CHANCE!
GO! RUN!
564
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:30,417
BLAIR, THIS ISN'T
A HOSTAGE SITUATION.
565
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:31,418
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO TO--
EXCUSE ME.
566
00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:32,819
CAN YOU TELL ME IF
567
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,987
ANY OF SHEIKH HASSAN'S HORSES
ARE COMPETING TODAY?
568
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,824
MM... JUST ONE--CROWN JEWEL.
SHE'S ON THE COURSE.
569
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,492
THANK YOU.
570
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,728
OKAY, LOOK.
571
00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:43,730
I'LL GO AND SEE WHAT I CAN
FIND OUT ABOUT SHEIKH HASSAN.
572
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,898
IF YOU CAN KEEP LILY OCCUPIED
FOR A FEW--
573
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,734
I GOT A CLOSER LOOK,
AND IT IS PRINCESS ANNE
574
00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,101
WITH HER DAUGHTER ZARA,
575
00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:50,503
BUT ARE YOU SURE
SHE WAS WAVING AT ME?
576
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:53,506
BECAUSE WE'VE NEVER
ACTUALLY MET BEFORE.
577
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,741
MAYBE SHE WAS JUST
SWATTING AWAY MOSQUITOES
578
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,509
OR AIRING OUT HER PITS.
579
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,710
HMM.
580
00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,446
(laughs)
581
00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:00,913
WELL, EITHER WAY,
WHERE SHOULD WE BEGIN OUR TOUR?
582
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:03,983
MM-HMM.
583
00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:09,622
HEY, GUYS, SORRY I'M LATE.
I... (sighs)
584
00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:11,558
NO, IT'S OKAY.
WE JUST GOT HERE OURSELVES.
585
00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,626
NATE, THIS IS MY DAD.
YOU REMEMBER HIS FIST, RIGHT?
586
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:14,761
AH.
587
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,496
YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
588
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,498
I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY PUNCHED
ANYONE BEFORE.
589
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,833
YOU DEFINITELY DID A GOOD JOB.
IT HURT, SO...
590
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,101
HEY, DO YOU WANNA
GO CHECK OUT THE HORSE?
591
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,871
YEAH. YOU GUYS STAY
AND BOND OVER HOW GREAT I AM
592
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,473
AND HOW YOU WANT ME
TO BE HAPPY, OKAY?
593
00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:27,940
GREAT. BYE!
594
00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:30,743
YOU KNOW, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
595
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:33,112
I HAD TO...
ICE MY HAND ALL NIGHT.
596
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,047
PROBABLY HURT ME
MORE THAN IT YOU.
597
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,450
(chuckles)
AND I SHOULD PROBABLY TELL YOU
598
00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:39,552
I AM A HUGE FAN
OF THE BUSINESS YOU'VE BUILT.
599
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,054
I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOUR CAREER
FOR FOREVER NOW. SO...
600
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,891
YOU'RE NOT DATING MY DAUGHTER
JUST TO GET TO ME, ARE YOU?
601
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,494
NO, SIR. IT'S JUST
A PURELY ADDED BONUS.
602
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:48,995
WHOA! WHOA!
603
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,763
YOU MAY BE DATING MY DAUGHTER,
BUT I'M DATING YOUR EX.
604
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:53,099
THAT CANCELS OUT THE NEED
FOR ANY "SIRS."
605
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:54,100
(laughs)
606
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,836
(man over P.A.
speaking indistinctly)
607
00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:58,104
LILY, HI!
608
00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:59,472
HI!
609
00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:00,740
IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU
BACK AT THE BARN.
610
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:01,808
THANK YOU, JESSICA.
GREAT TO SEE YOU AS WELL.
611
00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:02,842
(chuckles)
ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR DAY.
612
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,043
AH! THANK YOU.
613
00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:06,178
IF YOU LADIES WANNA GET A DRINK,
614
00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:07,246
I THINK I'LL CHECK OUT
THE STABLES.
615
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,249
NOW LEAVING THE COURSE--
CROWN JEWEL,
616
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,018
OWNED BY SHEIKH HASSAN,
617
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:15,021
RIDDEN BY THE SHEIKH'S DAUGHTER
IMAN.
618
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:18,491
OH, I THINK THE STABLES
ARE THIS WAY.
619
00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:20,026
ACTUALLY, LILY... (chuckles)
CAN WE TAKE A LITTLE DETOUR?
620
00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:22,194
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN CONSIDERING
AN EQUESTRIAN PRINT
621
00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:23,796
FOR MY NEXT LINE,
AND I WANT YOU TO INTRODUCE ME
622
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:26,198
TO THOSE WOMEN
IN THE FABULOUS FASCINATORS.
623
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:28,968
NEXT ON THE COURSE...
(speaking indistinctly)
624
00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:33,039
THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL HORSE.
625
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,874
I'D LOVE TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT BUYING IT.
626
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:39,278
(Francisco the Man's "Dreams"
playing)
627
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,114
SO WHO'S IT GONNA BE?
628
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,851
PERSONALLY, I THINK MELISSA HAS
THE BETTER FACE FOR PHOTOS,
629
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,118
BUT NATASHA IS A COPPOLA,
630
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,187
AND THAT DOES COME
WITH A CERTAIN CACHET.
631
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:49,989
WELL, I HAVE TO CHOOSE NOW?
632
00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:51,724
OBVIOUSLY.
633
00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:54,527
BUT CAN'T IT WAIT?
I MEAN, I'M--I'M--I'M EXHAUSTED.
634
00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:57,730
OH, SUCK IT UP, HUMPHREY.
THEY HAVE PILLS FOR THAT.
635
00:24:57,764 --> 00:24:59,031
THESE GIRLS ARE PERFECT.
636
00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:00,600
THEY ALL COME FROM
GREAT NEIGHBORHOODS,
637
00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:02,769
HAVE VERY HIGH I.Q.s,
AND DRESS IN DESIGNER LABELS.
638
00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:04,070
THEY MEET
ALL OF OUR REQUIREMENTS.
639
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:06,005
THIS JUST ISN'T ME.
640
00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:07,173
THESE GIRLS MIGHT
BE PERFECT ON PAPER,
641
00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,542
BUT THEY'RE NOT
WHO I'M LOOKING FOR.
642
00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:10,743
WHO YOU'RE...
643
00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:13,212
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU LOOKING
FOR ANYBODY?
644
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:14,747
DON'T GO SOFT ON ME NOW,
HUMPHREY.
645
00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:17,316
FINDING TRUE LOVE WAS NEVER
PART OF OUR DEAL.
646
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,119
**
647
00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:21,287
(sighs)
648
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,755
I'M SORRY
YOU'RE NOT SELLING.
649
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,023
SHE'S ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.
650
00:25:24,056 --> 00:25:25,124
THANK YOU.
651
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,627
MY FAMILY TAKES GREAT PRIDE
IN OUR THOROUGHBREDS.
652
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:29,662
I KNOW. I'VE BEEN A BIG FAN
OF YOUR FAMILY'S HORSES
653
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,631
SINCE I WAS A CHILD.
654
00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:35,267
THERE WAS ONE IN PARTICULAR
I REMEMBER SEEING COMPETE.
655
00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:38,037
I THINK SHE WAS YOURS.
LADY ALEXANDER?
656
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:41,674
(chuckles) LADY ALEXANDER
WAS MY CHILDHOOD HORSE.
657
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:45,612
SHE WAS MUCH LOVED BUT NEVER
COMPETED A DAY IN HER LIFE.
658
00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:47,847
MY FATHER MUST'VE LOVED HER
AS MUCH AS THEN,
659
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,649
BECAUSE HE PAID A GREAT DEAL
FOR HER.
660
00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:52,284
AGAIN, YOU'RE MISTAKEN.
661
00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:54,053
SHE WAS SOLD TO A FAMILY FRIEND
SEVERAL YEARS AGO
662
00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:55,655
AND PUT TO PASTURE.
663
00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:57,323
SHE WAS WORTHLESS TO ANYONE
BUT ME.
664
00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:59,726
WHICH MADE HER PRICELESS.
665
00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:01,894
UNCLE BART! SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
666
00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:06,332
I SEE MY SON IS ATTEMPTING
TO WORK HIS CHARMS ON YOU.
667
00:26:06,365 --> 00:26:08,935
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
BART BASS IS YOUR FATHER?
668
00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,670
HE'S LIKE FAMILY.
669
00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:12,672
OUR FATHERS WERE SUCH GOOD
FRIENDS BEFORE HIS ACCIDENT.
670
00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:16,042
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
671
00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:18,077
I WAS SORRY TO HEAR
OF HIS RECENT PASSING.
672
00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:23,149
IS THAT...
673
00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:25,184
I THINK THAT'S SERENA.
674
00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:27,086
(Sage) YOU KNOW HER?
675
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,154
UH, YEAH. THAT'S MY MOM.
676
00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:29,221
(cell phone ringing)
677
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,289
COME ON.
I'LL INTRODUCE YOU.
678
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,357
GRANDMA.
679
00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:32,725
OH, NO, NO.
DON'T CALL HER THAT.
680
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,360
YEAH, AS MUCH
AS I'D LOVE TO STAY
681
00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:36,996
AND CHAT WITH
YOUR CHARMING DAUGHTER,
682
00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:37,964
I HAVE TO TAKE THIS CALL
FROM MY MOTHER.
683
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:39,666
OH, TELL ELEANOR
I SAID HELLO.
684
00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:42,401
MM. (chuckles)
685
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,237
SERENA, DARLING, I HAD NO IDEA
YOU WERE COMING TO THIS.
686
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,238
(kisses)
687
00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:47,940
OH, YEAH. IT WAS JUST
A LAST-MINUTE DECISION.
688
00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,942
BUT I WANT YOU TO MEET
STEVEN'S DAUGHTER SAGE.
689
00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:51,277
HI. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
690
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:52,779
OH, LIKEWISE.
691
00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:55,281
UM, YOU'RE SO MUCH...
692
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:57,383
MORE MATURE
THAN I'D IMAGINED.
693
00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:59,185
(laughs)
694
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:01,020
I SHOULD PROBABLY GO CHECK
ON MY DAD AND NATE.
695
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:03,089
OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
696
00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:06,726
HOW OLD IS SHE?
697
00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:08,227
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
698
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:10,096
THIS IS PROBABLY MY FAULT
THAT YOU HAVE A FATHER COMPLEX.
699
00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:14,066
WAIT, SO YOU REALLY PLAYED
BASKETBALL AT DUKE?
700
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,735
(laughs)
YOU'RE REALLY THAT GULLIBLE?
701
00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:17,837
NO. NO, UNLIKE THE OTHER
CHEMICAL ENGI-NERDS,
702
00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:19,205
I DID WATCH A FEW GAMES.
703
00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:20,372
HEY, SOME PEOPLE CALL IT
GULLIBLE.
704
00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:21,841
I LIKE TO CALL IT TRUSTING.
705
00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:23,209
(both chuckle)
706
00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:24,410
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU GUYS
ARE GETTING ALONG.
707
00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:26,979
NO BLACK EYES AT LEAST.
708
00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:28,047
NO, YOU WERE--YOU WERE
RIGHT ABOUT THIS GUY.
709
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,882
HE'S TRUSTING,
WHICH MAY HAVE LED
710
00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:32,184
TO SOME POOR
BUSINESS DECISIONS BUT...
711
00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:33,152
IT MAKES FOR GOOD CHARACTER.
712
00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:35,054
HE REMINDS ME A LITTLE OF MYSELF
AT HIS AGE.
713
00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:35,922
HEY, THAT MEANS A LOT, MAN.
THANKS.
714
00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:38,057
OKAY, I WANTED YOU GUYS
TO GET ALONG.
715
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:39,158
THERE'S NO NEED
FOR A FULL-ON BROMANCE.
716
00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:40,326
WHERE'S SERENA?
717
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:41,694
SHE RAN INTO HER MOM.
718
00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:42,895
WAIT. LILY'S HERE?
719
00:27:42,929 --> 00:27:45,097
(cell phone alerts chime)
720
00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:46,899
DO YOU KNOW IF HE STILL
WANTS TO HAVE KIDS?
721
00:27:46,933 --> 00:27:48,034
I MEAN, MAYBE HE'S DONE.
722
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:49,035
MOTHER!
723
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,170
CAN WE HAVE THIS CONVERSATION
SOMEWHERE ELSE?
724
00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:53,039
PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO STARE.
725
00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:54,373
OH. (scoffs)
IT'S PROBABLY ANOTHER ONE
726
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:57,443
OF THOSE "GOSSIP GIRL" STORIES
ABOUT ME.
727
00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:59,178
OH, I HOPE IT ENDS SOON.
728
00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:01,781
OH, NO, IT'S--IT'S NOT
A "GOSSIP GIRL" BLAST.
729
00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:04,350
IT'S A "SPECTATOR" BLAST...
ABOUT BOTH OF US.
730
00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:05,785
"LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER.
731
00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:07,219
"THEY NOT ONLY SHARE
THE SAME TASTE IN CLOTHING
732
00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:08,487
"BUT ALSO IN MEN.
733
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,023
"LOOKS LIKE STEVEN SPENCE
PUT AGE BEFORE BEAUTY
734
00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:13,926
BY SLEEPING WITH LILY
BEFORE SERENA"?
735
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,195
EXCUSE ME.
736
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:18,464
HEY, SERENA, WAIT.
737
00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,933
DID YOU JUST OMIT SOMEONE
FROM OUR CONVERSATION?
738
00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:21,934
LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, MY MOTHER?
739
00:28:21,968 --> 00:28:23,502
WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
740
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,072
YOUR LOVE LIFE IS THE ONE BEING
PUBLISHED ON "THE SPECTATOR."
741
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:27,807
I HAD NO IDEA THAT THE STORY
WAS ABOUT HIM, OKAY?
742
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,976
I-I GAVE IT TO MY EDITOR
SO I COULD BE HERE WITH SAGE...
743
00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,343
AND GET TO KNOW STEVEN.
744
00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:33,179
WELL, THANKS TO YOU,
WE ALL KNOW HIM BETTER NOW.
745
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,948
WAY TO GO, NATE.
DAD, SERIOUSLY? GROSS.
746
00:28:38,184 --> 00:28:39,318
(scoffs)
747
00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:41,153
YEAH, I-I HAVE NO IDEA
WHY THERE'S A STORY
748
00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:43,189
ABOUT ME SLEEPING
WITH YOUR MOTHER.
749
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:44,356
IT'S NOT TRUE!
750
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:47,326
(sighs) ACTUALLY, IT IS.
751
00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:49,328
THERE ARE
TWO SIDES TO EVERY STORY,
752
00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:52,999
WITH THE TRUTH AND SERENA
STUCK SMACK IN THE MIDDLE.
753
00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:02,975
I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING ME
WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
754
00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:05,244
UNFORTUNATELY, I'M NOT.
755
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:08,347
OKAY, WELL, ONE OF YOU IS WRONG,
AND I REALLY HOPE IT'S YOU, MOM.
756
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:10,282
I KNOW WE'VE MET A FEW TIMES
SOCIALLY,
757
00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:12,351
YOU KNOW, THROUGH
THE CENTRAL PARK CONSERVANCY.
758
00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:16,856
AND THE BANCROFT WEDDING?
THE ONE IN THE IRISH CASTLE.
759
00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:18,424
WE SNUCK DOWN TO THE DUNGEON,
760
00:29:18,457 --> 00:29:20,893
OPENED THE OLDEST BOTTLE
OF WHISKEY WE COULD FIND.
761
00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:25,397
MY LAST NAME WAS MUELLER THEN.
KLAUS' EX?
762
00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:27,333
LILY MUELLER.
763
00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:28,835
OH, MY GOD.
764
00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:30,269
OH! SO IT IS TRUE?
765
00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:32,404
LOOK, IT... (sighs)
766
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:34,273
IT WAS--IT--IT WAS
RIGHT AFTER MY DIVORCE.
767
00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:37,076
YOU KNOW, I HAD GONE SKIING
IN VERBIER
768
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,410
AND HURT MY KNEE.
769
00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:39,979
THERE WERE--THERE WERE
PAINKILLERS AND--AND WHISKEY
770
00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:42,414
AND... (inhales deeply)
OH, WOW.
771
00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:46,018
IS THAT WHY YOU WERE SO COLD
TO ME AT CONSERVANCY EVENTS?
772
00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:47,053
I DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT THE PAINKILLERS.
773
00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:48,220
YEAH.
774
00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:49,455
BUT YOU DID KNOW
THAT WE WERE DATING.
775
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:50,823
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?
776
00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,892
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY?
777
00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:54,927
I-I--YOU--YOU TOLD ME THAT
YOU TWO WERE MADLY IN LOVE
778
00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:57,529
AND THAT HE COULD BE THE ONE.
779
00:29:57,563 --> 00:29:59,198
BESIDES...
780
00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:02,568
I FIGURED STEVEN SHOULD
BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU.
781
00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:05,037
WELL, I GUESS THIS WAS
ONE OF THOSE SURPRISES
782
00:30:05,071 --> 00:30:06,805
WE WERE HOPING TO AVOID.
783
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,508
THIS IS YOUR FINAL NOTICE.
784
00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:13,846
(speaking indistinctly)
785
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,182
IN FIVE MINUTES.
786
00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:17,183
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING HERE,
787
00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:19,618
TALKING TO IMAN?
788
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:23,322
ENJOYING THE HORSES.
SAME AS YOU, RIGHT?
789
00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:28,961
BECAUSE LILY WOULD HATE TO LEARN
THAT YOU HAD ME FOLLOWED.
790
00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:32,398
YOU NEED TO STOP STICKING YOUR
NOSE IN WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG
791
00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,934
AND LEAVE LILY OUT OF THIS.
792
00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:36,502
DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER?
793
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,474
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU'D BECOME
SUCH AN ANIMAL LOVER.
794
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:45,077
I HAVE A DOG, TOO.
795
00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:48,247
I FIND THE COMPANY OF ANIMALS
PREFERABLE TO SOME PEOPLE.
796
00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:52,985
ANOTHER WEAKNESS
YOU DIDN'T INHERIT FROM ME.
797
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,228
I PULLED THE STORY
OFF THE SITE, OKAY?
798
00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:06,098
I GOT AHOLD OF SOME OLD LIST
LILY MADE.
799
00:31:06,132 --> 00:31:08,367
YOU KNOW, THE NAMES OF EVERYONE
THAT SHE HAD EVER SLEPT WITH.
800
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,969
I-I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW
YOUR DAD'S NAME WAS ON IT.
801
00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:11,137
EVERYTHING WAS GOING SO WELL.
802
00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:13,472
MY DAD WAS REALLY STARTING
TO LIKE YOU.
803
00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:15,141
I SCREWED UP. I'M SORRY.
804
00:31:15,174 --> 00:31:17,076
I SHOULD'VE VETTED THE ARTICLE
BEFORE IT EVER CAME OUT.
805
00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:19,511
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST
SERENA'S MOM ANYWAY?
806
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:21,113
NOTHING. I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
AGAINST HER.
807
00:31:21,147 --> 00:31:23,115
I JUST...
808
00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,483
IT WAS A--IT WAS A--
IT WAS A DESPERATE MOVE
809
00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:26,485
TO SAVE MY COMPANY.
810
00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:28,087
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
811
00:31:31,023 --> 00:31:33,392
WELL, YOU DECIDED TO DO IT
ON YOUR OWN FOR A REASON.
812
00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:35,627
I DID, AND I THINK I KNOW
OF A WAY THAT I CAN
813
00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:38,097
WITHOUT HURTING ANYONE
THAT I CARE ABOUT.
814
00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:40,666
HEY. I'M SORRY.
815
00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:44,670
OKAY? I'M REALLY SORRY.
816
00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:47,206
AND I JUST...
817
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,541
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE
"THE SPECTATOR."
818
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:50,676
OR YOU.
819
00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:58,084
(horse whinnies)
820
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:02,388
I JUST SAW LILY LEAVING
WITH BART.
821
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,991
DID YOU NOT TELL HIM
YOU TRACKED DOWN THE SHEIKH?
822
00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:08,427
DOESN'T MATTER. SHEIKH'S DEAD,
AND THE DAUGHTER WON'T TALK.
823
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:09,695
SHE WON'T? WHY NOT?
824
00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:11,497
(inhales and exhales deeply)
825
00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:13,332
SHE CALLS HIM "UNCLE BART."
826
00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:16,502
WE'RE DONE HERE. SHALL WE?
827
00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:19,171
UH, I'LL MEET YOU
AT THE CAR.
828
00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:21,207
I NEED THE LADIES' ROOM
AFTER ALL THOSE MINT JULEPS.
829
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,009
RIGHT.
830
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:25,577
NEXT ON THE COURSE...
831
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:29,248
(speaking indistinctly)
832
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:32,184
OWNED BY THE KELLY STABLES.
833
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,356
IMAN? HI.
834
00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:40,259
I'M BLAIR.
I'M A CLOSE FRIEND OF CHUCK'S.
835
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:42,594
I KNOW HE LEFT BEFORE
HE COULD SPEAK TO YOU,
836
00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:45,331
BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT TO HIM,
AND SO IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME.
837
00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:46,765
IS THIS ABOUT THE HORSE?
838
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,767
BECAUSE I KNOW CHUCK
NEVER REALLY WANTED IT.
839
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,536
HE WAS JUST FLIRTING WITH ME.
840
00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:52,204
I DON'T THINK HE WAS
FLIRTING WITH YOU.
841
00:32:52,238 --> 00:32:54,140
LOOK, I KNOW HOW MUCH
THESE HORSES MEAN TO YOU
842
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:55,574
AND MEANT TO YOUR FATHER.
843
00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:58,344
UNFORTUNATELY, THEY DON'T
MEAN THAT MUCH TO BART.
844
00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,079
HE ISN'T EXACTLY
A BIG DONATOR AT P.E.T.A,
845
00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:01,480
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
846
00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:03,515
I'M NOT SURE I DO.
847
00:33:03,549 --> 00:33:07,619
WELL, BART BASS.
KILLED A TIGER ON SAFARI?
848
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:10,089
HE EATS VEAL
ON A REGULAR BASIS?
849
00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:12,258
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT ANY OF THAT,
850
00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:13,759
BUT HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND
TO MY FATHER.
851
00:33:13,792 --> 00:33:15,494
HE BOUGHT LADY ALEXANDER
AND THE OTHERS
852
00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:17,396
SO THEY COULD LIVE OUT THEIR
DAYS ON A FARM IN VIRGINIA.
853
00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:19,131
OKAY.
854
00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:21,567
LISTEN, PRINCESS JASMINE,
855
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,537
THE FACT IS,
YOUR UNCLE BART IS BAD.
856
00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:28,107
I'M SURE EVERY SINGLE HORSE
HE BOUGHT FROM YOUR FAMILY
857
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:29,508
WENT STRAIGHT
TO THE GLUE FACTORY,
858
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:32,678
INCLUDING YOUR BELOVED
LADY ALEXANDER.
859
00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:36,115
BUT, IF YOU LIKE, GO AHEAD.
CHECK IT OUT.
860
00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:37,416
SEE IF YOU FIND
861
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:40,252
THE BART BASS RETIREMENT HOME
FOR AGED EQUINES.
862
00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:43,522
TRUST ME,
CHUCK IS THE GOOD GUY HERE,
863
00:33:43,555 --> 00:33:45,557
AND HE NEEDS YOUR HELP.
864
00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:48,794
ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE,
IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHO TO TRUST.
865
00:33:48,827 --> 00:33:50,129
(sighs)
866
00:33:50,162 --> 00:33:51,597
USUALLY, THE ANSWER IS NO ONE.
867
00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:02,674
I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S GONNA
TAKE ME MORE THAN A CAR RIDE
868
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,510
TO FORGET THE FACT THAT
YOU SLEPT WITH MY MOTHER.
869
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,645
SERENA, I CAN'T CHANGE
WHAT HAPPENED.
870
00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:10,682
I CAN FORGET IT, OBVIOUSLY,
BUT I-I CAN'T CHANGE IT.
871
00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:12,418
MAYBE YOU CAN FORGET, TOO?
872
00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:15,487
I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL EVER
BE ABLE TO FORGET THIS.
873
00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:17,623
WELL, I...
874
00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:20,626
I GUESS I CAN TRY
TO MOVE PAST IT.
875
00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:24,062
I MEAN, CRAZIER THINGS
HAVE HAPPENED IN MY FAMILY.
876
00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:33,839
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
PLEASE, JUST NOT SO FAST.
877
00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:36,442
THERE ARE CERTAIN IMAGES
THAT KEEP POPPING UP.
878
00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:37,676
THEN WE MUST TRY
TO ERASE THEM.
879
00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,645
(sighs)
880
00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,413
I'M WARNING YOU.
THIS COULD TAKE A WHILE.
881
00:34:41,447 --> 00:34:42,714
MM-HMM. (chuckles)
882
00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:54,593
I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SEE YOU AGAIN.
883
00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:55,561
CARE FOR A DRINK?
884
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,596
I CAN'T STAY LONG,
885
00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:58,664
BUT I WANTED TO TELL YOU
886
00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:02,801
THAT I LOOKED INTO WHAT
YOUR FRIEND BLAIR TOLD ME.
887
00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:05,737
LADY ALEXANDER NEVER WENT
TO ANY FARM IN VIRGINIA.
888
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,573
BLAIR TOLD YOU SHE DID?
889
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,441
NO. BART TOLD ME.
890
00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:11,610
BUT THE HORSES HE PURCHASED
FROM MY FAMILY
891
00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:12,844
ARE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
892
00:35:12,878 --> 00:35:14,713
I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
893
00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:17,149
BART OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T CARE MUCH
ABOUT YOUR HORSES
894
00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:18,884
AND PROBABLY PAID YOUR FATHER
A LOT OF MONEY
895
00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:20,252
FOR SOMETHING ELSE.
896
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:23,322
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS?
897
00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:27,226
MAYBE A-A REAL ESTATE DEAL?
PERHAPS A HOTEL?
898
00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:28,794
A HOTEL?
899
00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,929
NO, MY FATHER WAS
IN THE OIL BUSINESS.
900
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,931
BUT BART COULDN'T HAVE
BEEN INVOLVED IN THAT.
901
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,633
WHY NOT THE OIL BUSINESS?
902
00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:37,703
BECAUSE WE HAVE A HOME IN DUBAI,
BUT WE'RE SUDANESE NATIONALS.
903
00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:41,273
I'M SORRY. INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS
ARE NOT MY AREA OF EXPERTISE.
904
00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:43,309
WELL, AT LEAST NOT
THIS KIND.
905
00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:47,413
WELL, THE U.S. HAS AN EMBARGO
AGAINST TRADING OIL WITH SUDAN,
906
00:35:47,446 --> 00:35:50,182
SO IF THAT'S WHAT HE BOUGHT
FROM MY FATHER--
907
00:35:50,216 --> 00:35:51,149
BART WAS BREAKING
FEDERAL LAW.
908
00:35:58,590 --> 00:36:00,659
THANKS FOR TAKING ANOTHER LOOK
AT MY LOAN APPLICATION.
909
00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,594
I... (scoffs) CAN'T BELIEVE
I LEFT OUT ALL THE REVENUE
910
00:36:02,628 --> 00:36:03,962
FROM THE NEW MARKETS.
911
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,931
JUST A ROOKIE MISTAKE,
I GUESS.
912
00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:08,400
WELL, THE NUMBERS DO
LOOK BETTER,
913
00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:10,836
AND, UH, I'M GLAD
YOU CAUGHT THE ERROR,
914
00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:13,572
BECAUSE, UH, WITH AD SALES
PROJECTIONS LIKE THIS...
915
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,208
WE'RE HAPPY TO EXTEND
916
00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,409
"THE SPECTATOR'S"
LINE OF CREDIT.
917
00:36:17,443 --> 00:36:19,611
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.
918
00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:20,846
NOW LET ME JUST GO MAKE YOU
A COPY OF THIS REAL QUICK.
919
00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:21,847
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
920
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:25,116
(door opens)
921
00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:30,256
(cell phone rings, beep)
922
00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:31,457
HOW DID IT GO?
923
00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:33,259
YEAH, NATE ASKED ME TO TAKE
ANOTHER LOOK AT THE NUMBERS
924
00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:34,826
LIKE YOU SAID HE WOULD.
925
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,595
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA
CO-SIGN ON THIS LOAN?
926
00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:39,298
IT'S OBVIOUS HE'S DOCTORED
HIS EARNINGS REPORT.
927
00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:41,867
THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL
FAR FROM THE TREE.
928
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:45,337
SEND ME THE DOCUMENTS TO SIGN
IN THE MORNING.
929
00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:47,406
(beep)
930
00:36:47,439 --> 00:36:48,674
(sighs) AGAIN, I'M SORRY
931
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,342
I DIDN'T TELL YOU
I WAS WITH CHARLES,
932
00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:53,579
AND YOU FELT THE NEED
TO FOLLOW US.
933
00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:54,580
APPARENTLY...
934
00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:55,581
(clink)
935
00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:57,316
WITH GOOD REASON.
936
00:36:57,349 --> 00:37:00,986
HE'S JUST TRYING
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT WITH YOU.
937
00:37:01,019 --> 00:37:03,655
I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU WANNA BELIEVE THAT,
938
00:37:03,689 --> 00:37:05,724
BUT CHARLES HAS DONE NOTHING
SINCE WE'VE GOTTEN BACK TOGETHER
939
00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:08,260
BUT LIE AND MANIPULATE YOU.
940
00:37:08,294 --> 00:37:11,297
OH, REALLY? YOU REALLY THINK
I'M THAT MUCH OF A PUSHOVER.
941
00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:14,666
HE WILL PREY UPON
YOUR MATERNAL INSTINCTS
942
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:16,001
TO GET BETWEEN US.
943
00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:17,469
WELL, I WON'T LET
THAT HAPPEN.
944
00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:18,870
NEITHER WILL I.
945
00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:20,872
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
I DON'T LIKE ULTIMATUMS,
946
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,941
BUT I'M AFRAID CHUCK
HAS LEFT ME NO CHOICE.
947
00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:25,744
IF YOU WANNA BE WITH ME,
948
00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:28,447
YOU NEED TO STAY AWAY
FROM MY SON.
949
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,748
(gasps)
950
00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:33,419
YOU CAN'T ASK ME
TO DO THAT.
951
00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:39,425
HE'S MY SON, TOO.
952
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:42,761
(cell phone rings)
953
00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:48,266
WE'RE NOT DONE
DISCUSSING THIS.
954
00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:53,372
SO BART WAS USING
THE HORSES
955
00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:55,874
TO HIDE THE MONEY HE WAS
BUYING ILLEGAL OIL WITH?
956
00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:57,776
He had to hide it somehow.
957
00:37:57,809 --> 00:37:59,478
SUDAN IS
AN EMBARGOED COUNTRY,
958
00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:01,046
WHICH MEANS
HE DIDN'T FAKE HIS DEATH
959
00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:02,614
BECAUSE HE WAS WORRIED
MASON NEVINS
960
00:38:02,648 --> 00:38:04,850
WOULD COME AFTER LILY OR ME.
961
00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:06,785
HE DID IT SO HE COULD AVOID
FEDERAL PRISON.
962
00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:08,487
Well, this is what
we need.
963
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,657
RIGHT? QUICK. CALL THE CIA
OR THE FBI OR TMZ.
964
00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:13,325
Let's turn him in!
965
00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:15,661
I WISH IT WERE THAT SIMPLE.
WE NEED EVIDENCE FIRST.
966
00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:18,397
(sighs)
967
00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:21,867
I WAS ALREADY PLANNING OUR
VICTORY CELEBRATION IN MY HEAD.
968
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:25,604
We were in a bubble bath
with a bottle of Grande Cuvee
969
00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:27,939
AND NO BUSINESS IN
THE WAY OF US BEING TOGETHER.
970
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:30,842
HOLD ONTO THAT VISUAL.
971
00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:33,845
MMM. IF I MUST.
972
00:38:33,879 --> 00:38:36,114
CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
973
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,416
(beep)
974
00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:39,951
(beep)
975
00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:41,753
Blair, it's Jean Pierre.
976
00:38:41,787 --> 00:38:43,422
Your mother is not pleased.
977
00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:45,090
She knows
you're avoiding her calls
978
00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:47,359
and that you don't have orders
from any buyers.
979
00:38:47,393 --> 00:38:49,628
She says you have one month
to fix this.
980
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:50,729
(line disconnects)
981
00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:55,000
(exhales deeply)
982
00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:57,636
LILY, I CANNOT APOLOGIZE
TO YOU ENOUGH.
983
00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,438
I MEAN, NOTHING LIKE THIS
WILL EVER HAPPEN AGAIN
984
00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,973
IN "THE SPECTATOR,"
I PROMISE YOU.
985
00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:04,576
THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING,
YEAH. BYE.
986
00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:05,844
(beep)
987
00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:09,748
I HOPE YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE
YOU FORGIVE ME, TOO.
988
00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:12,718
I HOPE THAT ANSWERS
YOUR QUESTION.
989
00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:15,421
IF SERENA CAN FORGIVE MY DAD
FOR SLEEPING WITH LILY,
990
00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:17,723
AND LILY CAN FORGIVE YOU FOR
PUBLISHING A STORY ABOUT IT,
991
00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:19,691
I GUESS I CAN FORGIVE YOU
FOR ACTING LIKE A JERK.
992
00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:20,759
(scoffs)
993
00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:30,101
YOU KNOW, I-I HAVEN'T
GONE THROUGH THOSE.
994
00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:33,639
ARE YOU SURE YOU JUST
WANNA THROW IT ALL AWAY?
995
00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:36,475
SOME OF IT MUST HAVE
SENTIMENTAL VALUE.
996
00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:37,876
YEAH, I'M SURE,
997
00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:39,611
AND I'M SORRY I PUT
THE RESPONSIBILITY ON YOU
998
00:39:39,645 --> 00:39:40,712
TO BEGIN WITH,
999
00:39:40,746 --> 00:39:42,581
BUT I WAS AT THE GALLERY,
1000
00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:46,752
AND I REALIZED
I DON'T WANT THIS STUFF.
1001
00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:49,621
I-I DON'T WANNA LOOK BACK.
1002
00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:50,822
I JUST WANNA LOOK FORWARD...
1003
00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:51,990
WITH YOU.
1004
00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:54,926
(Stepdad's "Warrior" playing)
1005
00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:13,712
WE ALL HAVE THINGS FROM
OUR PAST WE'D LIKE TO ERASE.
1006
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:16,214
(sighs)
1007
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:19,050
PHILIP, GET SOME POPCORN.
1008
00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:23,489
I RAN INTO SERENA EARLIER TODAY
AND PICKED UP A MOVIE FOR US.
1009
00:40:23,522 --> 00:40:25,223
BUT ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE,
1010
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,926
IT'S NOT SO EASY
TO HIT "DELETE."
1011
00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:32,063
* STEP FORWARD
1012
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:37,569
THERE'S ALWAYS A RECORD
OF MISDEED SOMEWHERE...
1013
00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:40,906
AND SOMEONE'S ALWAYS
LOOKING FOR IT.
1014
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:43,575
(elevator bell dings,
doors open)
1015
00:40:43,609 --> 00:40:46,945
HUMPHREY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1016
00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:50,215
I'M PRETTY SURE YOU HAVE
A SPARE ROOM UP IN HERE.
1017
00:40:50,248 --> 00:40:51,883
I WAS WONDERING
IF I COULD CRASH.
1018
00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:55,587
YOU MADE IT PRETTY CLEAR
YOU WERE DONE WITH ME.
1019
00:40:55,621 --> 00:40:57,022
WHAT'S CHANGED?
1020
00:40:57,055 --> 00:41:00,191
I REALIZED I MADE A MISTAKE.
1021
00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:01,860
I'VE MISSED YOU.
1022
00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:04,663
I'VE MISSED... MY FRIEND.
1023
00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:07,566
LAST YEAR, WHEN YOU HAD NO ONE,
I WAS THERE FOR YOU.
1024
00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:10,969
I KINDA NEED YOU TO DO
THE SAME FOR ME RIGHT NOW.
1025
00:41:17,909 --> 00:41:19,711
SERENA'S BED IS EMPTY.
1026
00:41:19,745 --> 00:41:23,148
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
1027
00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:24,983
* WILL HEAL
1028
00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:28,720
BETTER NOT TO IGNORE THE PAST
BUT LEARN FROM IT INSTEAD.
1029
00:41:28,754 --> 00:41:31,890
* NOR THE SWORD
1030
00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:35,761
OTHERWISE, HISTORY HAS A WAY
OF REPEATING ITSELF.
1031
00:41:35,794 --> 00:41:38,163
X.O.X.O., GOSSIP GIRL.
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