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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,883 --> 00:01:13,784 Harris? 2 00:01:14,452 --> 00:01:15,719 You must be Rachel. 3 00:01:15,721 --> 00:01:16,887 - Yeah. - Hey. 4 00:01:17,922 --> 00:01:18,989 Oh. 5 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,724 Oh, sorry, I'm a hugger. 6 00:01:20,726 --> 00:01:22,859 That's, that's okay. 7 00:01:22,861 --> 00:01:24,461 I'm super awkward at the beginning of these things. 8 00:01:24,463 --> 00:01:28,065 Oh, well, that is why they invented alcohol. 9 00:01:28,067 --> 00:01:31,068 Hey, man, uh, could we get one more scotch, 10 00:01:31,070 --> 00:01:33,370 and for Rachel, a... wait, wait. 11 00:01:34,338 --> 00:01:35,939 Uh, let me guess. 12 00:01:40,011 --> 00:01:41,445 What are you doing? 13 00:01:41,447 --> 00:01:43,013 Oh, I can sense a person's drink aura. 14 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:44,381 I just need a moment of silence. 15 00:01:44,383 --> 00:01:45,916 My drink aura? 16 00:01:50,255 --> 00:01:51,255 Sorry. 17 00:01:52,223 --> 00:01:53,223 Vodka tonic. 18 00:01:53,225 --> 00:01:54,958 Yeah. 19 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:57,327 Wait, wait, wait, I'm also seeing tequila shots. 20 00:01:57,329 --> 00:01:58,328 Rach, I don't know about that. 21 00:01:58,330 --> 00:01:59,763 I did not think that. 22 00:01:59,765 --> 00:02:01,264 Far be it from me to tell a lady no. 23 00:02:01,266 --> 00:02:02,933 Two tequila shots. 24 00:02:02,935 --> 00:02:03,935 Thanks, man. 25 00:02:05,870 --> 00:02:07,504 You don't mess around, huh? 26 00:02:07,506 --> 00:02:09,339 I guess not. 27 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:17,314 Leaving? 28 00:02:17,316 --> 00:02:20,317 Oh, hey, yeah. 29 00:02:20,319 --> 00:02:21,752 Didn't want to wake you. 30 00:02:21,754 --> 00:02:23,954 I got work in the morning. 31 00:02:23,956 --> 00:02:28,325 Plus, I have self-diagnosed restless leg syndrome, so. 32 00:02:30,996 --> 00:02:32,095 But, uh, hey. 33 00:02:37,369 --> 00:02:39,069 I had a lot of fun. 34 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,071 Me too. 35 00:02:41,506 --> 00:02:43,774 All right, sleep tight. 36 00:03:12,270 --> 00:03:13,236 Boom! 37 00:03:13,238 --> 00:03:14,271 Got you again, ShadowMan. 38 00:03:14,273 --> 00:03:15,272 Suck my dick, pussy. 39 00:03:15,274 --> 00:03:16,840 No, come on, man. 40 00:03:16,842 --> 00:03:18,942 It's too early for that kind of talk. 41 00:03:18,944 --> 00:03:21,311 It's not too early for your mom to suck my dick. 42 00:03:21,313 --> 00:03:22,379 Eh, clever. 43 00:03:25,884 --> 00:03:27,350 Oh, and I win again. 44 00:03:28,820 --> 00:03:30,253 See you next time, Shadow. 45 00:03:30,255 --> 00:03:31,121 Hope you have a good day in school. 46 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:32,489 What grade you in again? 47 00:03:32,491 --> 00:03:34,591 You have a good day being a fag. 48 00:03:34,593 --> 00:03:36,426 Easy with the homophobia there, kid. 49 00:03:36,428 --> 00:03:37,527 Shut up. 50 00:03:37,529 --> 00:03:38,829 You got it. 51 00:03:53,945 --> 00:03:54,611 Hey. 52 00:03:54,613 --> 00:03:56,046 Hey, morning. 53 00:03:58,349 --> 00:03:59,916 What's up, man? 54 00:03:59,918 --> 00:04:01,151 Mandarin, Jose. 55 00:04:12,330 --> 00:04:13,964 150 likes. 56 00:04:13,966 --> 00:04:15,298 Fuckin' clickbait. 57 00:04:18,536 --> 00:04:20,370 Cute, who's she? 58 00:04:20,372 --> 00:04:22,038 She's my ex. 59 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,507 She used to call blow jobs blowies. 60 00:04:24,509 --> 00:04:28,078 Now she's engaged to Richard Rodemeier. 61 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,881 This fuckin' bald piece of shit. 62 00:04:30,883 --> 00:04:32,315 Looks like a banker. 63 00:04:32,317 --> 00:04:33,550 What do you think he does? You think he banks? 64 00:04:33,552 --> 00:04:35,485 Let's have a look. 65 00:04:35,487 --> 00:04:39,623 Pediatric surgeon at Ralph M. Captain Children's Hospital. 66 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:40,625 Oh, no. 67 00:04:42,026 --> 00:04:44,327 That's a bummer. 68 00:04:44,329 --> 00:04:46,062 Whatever, man, he still looks like a piece of shit. 69 00:04:46,064 --> 00:04:47,163 Of that I have no doubt. 70 00:04:47,165 --> 00:04:48,899 You should unfriend her, man. 71 00:04:48,901 --> 00:04:50,533 It's not healthy, you can drive yourself crazy. 72 00:04:50,535 --> 00:04:52,469 I know, I know, man. 73 00:04:52,471 --> 00:04:54,337 I just can't help it. 74 00:04:54,339 --> 00:04:55,505 Robby, boom. 75 00:04:59,944 --> 00:05:01,511 Harris, Robby, morning. 76 00:05:01,513 --> 00:05:03,079 - Hi. - Hey, Terri. 77 00:05:03,081 --> 00:05:04,381 The partners and I made a decision about 78 00:05:04,383 --> 00:05:06,516 the Harry's Auto Insurance spot. 79 00:05:06,518 --> 00:05:08,952 You both had damn good ideas. 80 00:05:08,954 --> 00:05:12,088 But Harris, we're going with you. 81 00:05:12,090 --> 00:05:13,590 Thanks, Terri. 82 00:05:13,592 --> 00:05:15,358 Well, they're gonna be here on Wednesday. 83 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:16,393 You'll be ready to pitch by then? 84 00:05:16,395 --> 00:05:17,594 Absolutely. 85 00:05:17,596 --> 00:05:20,196 Excellent, keep up the good work. 86 00:05:20,198 --> 00:05:21,198 You too, Robby. 87 00:05:25,269 --> 00:05:26,136 Better luck next time, Robert. 88 00:05:26,138 --> 00:05:27,637 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 89 00:05:27,639 --> 00:05:30,974 Think you just got it all figured out, don't you? 90 00:05:30,976 --> 00:05:33,543 I like to think so, yeah. 91 00:05:37,515 --> 00:05:39,249 Linda, 26. 92 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:43,553 "I like adventure, whiskey, sarcasm, Jenga." 93 00:05:43,555 --> 00:05:44,721 She's cute, should I go left or right? 94 00:05:44,723 --> 00:05:46,089 It's your choice, man. 95 00:05:46,091 --> 00:05:47,958 Mm-mm. It's your profile. 96 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,460 Eh, I pretty much always swipe right. 97 00:05:50,462 --> 00:05:52,362 Even if you don't like 'em? 98 00:05:52,364 --> 00:05:53,997 That's putting the cart before the horse. 99 00:05:53,999 --> 00:05:55,565 At this point, it's just a numbers game. 100 00:05:55,567 --> 00:05:59,402 Say you swipe right 100 times a day, right? 101 00:05:59,404 --> 00:06:02,405 Out of those 100 likes, you get 20 matches, 102 00:06:02,407 --> 00:06:05,508 out of those 20 matches, you message 10, 103 00:06:05,510 --> 00:06:08,578 out of those 10, only a handful message back, 104 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:12,349 and out of that handful, you end up meeting up with one. 105 00:06:12,351 --> 00:06:15,151 What that means is, the more you like initially, 106 00:06:15,153 --> 00:06:16,686 the higher your chances are of meeting up 107 00:06:16,688 --> 00:06:18,388 with someone later. 108 00:06:18,390 --> 00:06:20,991 The Tao of swiping. 109 00:06:20,993 --> 00:06:22,425 I'm gonna swipe right, here we go. 110 00:06:22,427 --> 00:06:24,160 Boom! 111 00:06:24,162 --> 00:06:26,429 - It's a match. God damn. - Thank you very much. 112 00:06:26,431 --> 00:06:28,131 Technology, it's a great thing. 113 00:06:28,133 --> 00:06:29,466 You know, if this was around when I was single... 114 00:06:29,468 --> 00:06:30,468 Yeah? 115 00:06:31,436 --> 00:06:33,570 Okay, keep browsing. 116 00:06:33,572 --> 00:06:35,338 Oh! 117 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:37,007 What about this one? 118 00:06:39,343 --> 00:06:42,645 Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Tzu, I apologize sincerely. 119 00:06:42,647 --> 00:06:44,180 Okay. 120 00:06:44,182 --> 00:06:45,515 No match. 121 00:06:45,517 --> 00:06:47,117 I'm sorry. 122 00:06:47,119 --> 00:06:49,219 It's all right, it happens. 123 00:06:49,221 --> 00:06:52,555 Oh, you're getting a text from Lauren. 124 00:06:52,557 --> 00:06:54,391 Uh-huh. 125 00:06:54,393 --> 00:06:56,359 Oh, dear, I gotta split. 126 00:06:56,361 --> 00:06:57,494 Lemme guess. 127 00:06:57,496 --> 00:06:59,529 - Lauren. - Mm-hmm. 128 00:06:59,531 --> 00:07:00,530 She's another match I'm guessing? 129 00:07:00,532 --> 00:07:03,033 That is correct. 130 00:07:03,035 --> 00:07:04,367 What happened to the last one? 131 00:07:04,369 --> 00:07:06,469 - What last one? - Uh, wow. 132 00:07:06,471 --> 00:07:08,338 I guess it's hard to keep track of both. 133 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:10,340 I don't know her name, the last one you saw. 134 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:11,708 Is that what you do, you go see them? 135 00:07:11,710 --> 00:07:14,444 - Oh, you mean Rachel. - Rachel, Rachel. 136 00:07:14,446 --> 00:07:16,346 Yes, she's cool. Yeah, we had fun. 137 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:18,715 I just didn't get the girlfriend vibe. 138 00:07:18,717 --> 00:07:20,717 Oh, okay, what's the girlfriend vibe? 139 00:07:20,719 --> 00:07:22,719 Well, you know how you felt when you first met Lydia? 140 00:07:22,721 --> 00:07:23,787 Yeah? 141 00:07:23,789 --> 00:07:26,589 Yeah, well, I felt, not that. 142 00:07:27,591 --> 00:07:29,259 Okay, yeah, I see. 143 00:07:30,561 --> 00:07:32,095 Oh, there she is. 144 00:07:32,097 --> 00:07:33,163 Wait, you had her come here? 145 00:07:33,165 --> 00:07:34,497 Yeah, so? 146 00:07:34,499 --> 00:07:36,232 Dude, I thought we were gonna part ways. 147 00:07:36,234 --> 00:07:37,634 We are. 148 00:07:37,636 --> 00:07:39,769 I'm gonna go to that table over there. 149 00:07:39,771 --> 00:07:41,638 You're ridiculous. 150 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:44,207 Hey! 151 00:07:44,209 --> 00:07:45,608 I'm Harris. 152 00:07:45,610 --> 00:07:47,610 This is for you. Thank you. 153 00:07:47,612 --> 00:07:48,612 Jeez. 154 00:07:49,380 --> 00:07:50,246 Can I get you a drink? 155 00:07:50,248 --> 00:07:51,114 Sure! 156 00:07:51,116 --> 00:07:52,649 Wait, let me guess. 157 00:08:26,651 --> 00:08:28,184 Well, hello. 158 00:08:37,262 --> 00:08:39,462 - 'Sup? - Yo. 159 00:08:39,464 --> 00:08:41,564 Who is that? 160 00:08:41,566 --> 00:08:44,167 Girl I matched with. 161 00:08:44,169 --> 00:08:46,903 Seems to be really into Sonic the Hedgehog. 162 00:08:46,905 --> 00:08:48,671 Listen, um, can you do me a favor? 163 00:08:48,673 --> 00:08:50,173 What's that? 164 00:08:50,175 --> 00:08:52,609 Can we swap dicks just for tonight? 165 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:09,359 - Guess who? - Whoa! 166 00:09:09,361 --> 00:09:10,360 Gotcha. 167 00:09:10,362 --> 00:09:11,227 Scared the shit out of me. 168 00:09:11,229 --> 00:09:12,595 Whoops! 169 00:09:12,597 --> 00:09:13,696 You know how to make an intro, huh? 170 00:09:13,698 --> 00:09:15,665 I tend to just go for the hug. 171 00:09:15,667 --> 00:09:17,500 Is this for me? 172 00:09:17,502 --> 00:09:19,469 Uh, yes, actually. 173 00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:21,604 It's kind of cheesy, but. 174 00:09:21,606 --> 00:09:23,573 Very sweet of you. 175 00:09:23,575 --> 00:09:24,674 Hey there. 176 00:09:24,676 --> 00:09:25,542 - Hi. - What can I do for you? 177 00:09:25,544 --> 00:09:26,743 Uh, can I get a... 178 00:09:26,745 --> 00:09:28,778 Wait, wait, wait, let me guess. 179 00:09:28,780 --> 00:09:31,881 I'm seeing, red. 180 00:09:31,883 --> 00:09:34,517 Uh, vodka cranberry. 181 00:09:34,519 --> 00:09:35,919 Oh, my God, yeah. 182 00:09:35,921 --> 00:09:38,922 Wait, I'm also seeing tequila shots. 183 00:09:38,924 --> 00:09:40,523 Yeah, I love tequila shots. 184 00:09:40,525 --> 00:09:42,525 All right, here we go. 185 00:09:43,794 --> 00:09:45,628 I like your hair, it's different. 186 00:09:45,630 --> 00:09:47,230 Oh, yeah, I need to update my pics. 187 00:09:47,232 --> 00:09:48,665 They're like three weeks old. 188 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:49,899 No, it's cool. 189 00:09:49,901 --> 00:09:51,734 Can I tell you something embarrassing? 190 00:09:51,736 --> 00:09:53,203 I'd be offended if you didn't. 191 00:09:53,205 --> 00:09:55,705 When I was a little kid, 192 00:09:55,707 --> 00:09:59,742 I got my hair bleached like Eminem. 193 00:09:59,744 --> 00:10:01,277 - No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did. 194 00:10:01,279 --> 00:10:03,246 Totally. 195 00:10:03,248 --> 00:10:05,381 Take that secret to the grave. 196 00:10:05,383 --> 00:10:06,383 Yeah. 197 00:10:07,618 --> 00:10:08,851 All right, a vodka cranberry. 198 00:10:08,853 --> 00:10:10,553 Tequila shots. 199 00:10:10,555 --> 00:10:12,488 Thank you, sir. 200 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:13,690 All right. 201 00:10:13,692 --> 00:10:14,924 Down the hatch. 202 00:10:17,261 --> 00:10:18,228 I haven't thought about some of these games 203 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:19,796 since I was a little kid. 204 00:10:19,798 --> 00:10:22,498 I mean, I used to be a huge Sonic fan back in the day. 205 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,500 Oh, my God, are you fuckin' serious? 206 00:10:24,502 --> 00:10:26,002 Sonic is like my life. 207 00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:27,737 - You don't say? - Yeah! 208 00:10:27,739 --> 00:10:29,672 I beat the game once, no cheat codes. 209 00:10:29,674 --> 00:10:31,407 No, I always thought Chaos Emeralds 210 00:10:31,409 --> 00:10:33,243 would be a great band name. 211 00:10:33,245 --> 00:10:34,777 That's genius. 212 00:10:34,779 --> 00:10:35,779 Shall we? Yeah. 213 00:10:41,452 --> 00:10:42,819 Oh, my God, I love this song. 214 00:10:42,821 --> 00:10:43,786 What? 215 00:10:43,788 --> 00:10:44,654 Falling Still? 216 00:10:44,656 --> 00:10:45,521 Seriously? 217 00:10:45,523 --> 00:10:46,756 I know these guys. 218 00:10:46,758 --> 00:10:48,524 - Personally. - No, you don't. 219 00:10:48,526 --> 00:10:51,027 Uh-huh, did the ad campaign for their new album. 220 00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:52,629 They got a show coming up, we should go. 221 00:10:52,631 --> 00:10:53,863 I'll get us backstage. 222 00:10:53,865 --> 00:10:55,498 I would fucking love that. 223 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,666 All right. 224 00:10:56,668 --> 00:10:58,835 You know, I knew we'd get along. 225 00:10:58,837 --> 00:11:01,004 I could tell just from your profile pic. 226 00:11:01,006 --> 00:11:02,438 I knew. 227 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,873 What's your sign? 228 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:05,508 Uh, Virgo, I think. 229 00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:07,310 Oh, my God! 230 00:11:07,312 --> 00:11:09,879 I'm a Pisces, we're like the most compatible signs. 231 00:11:09,881 --> 00:11:11,514 Well, what do you know? 232 00:11:17,655 --> 00:11:18,888 Oh, fuck. 233 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:23,526 - What? - My ex just liked my post. 234 00:11:23,528 --> 00:11:25,028 I'm sorry? 235 00:11:25,030 --> 00:11:27,030 I think he's just trying to fuck with me. 236 00:11:27,032 --> 00:11:28,765 By liking your, uh... 237 00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:30,900 I have the best idea. 238 00:11:31,769 --> 00:11:33,036 Uh. 239 00:11:33,038 --> 00:11:34,671 Act like you're having a good time. 240 00:11:34,673 --> 00:11:35,673 Okay. 241 00:11:37,341 --> 00:11:39,475 Oh, my God, that's great. 242 00:11:39,477 --> 00:11:40,443 You're a good actor. 243 00:11:40,445 --> 00:11:42,078 We make a good team. 244 00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:33,629 Hi. 245 00:12:34,365 --> 00:12:35,498 Hey! 246 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,500 Hey. 247 00:12:38,902 --> 00:12:41,371 I'm just gonna head out, okay? 248 00:12:41,373 --> 00:12:43,740 You don't want to sleep over? 249 00:12:43,742 --> 00:12:48,044 I, I got work tomorrow, so. 250 00:12:48,046 --> 00:12:51,414 Well, you can just leave from here in the morning. 251 00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,816 Venice is kinda far from where I work. 252 00:12:53,818 --> 00:12:55,852 Plus, I gotta shower. 253 00:12:55,854 --> 00:12:58,955 Well, you could just shower here. 254 00:12:58,957 --> 00:13:02,892 I could, but, you know, gotta change and everything, so. 255 00:13:02,894 --> 00:13:05,061 I might have a couple of shirts you could borrow. 256 00:13:05,063 --> 00:13:06,963 Don't worry, they're my brother's. 257 00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:09,966 It's just a lot easier if I go home. 258 00:13:12,770 --> 00:13:14,570 What are you doing tomorrow? 259 00:13:14,572 --> 00:13:15,571 Maybe we could do this again? 260 00:13:15,573 --> 00:13:16,973 Uh, yeah. 261 00:13:16,975 --> 00:13:21,010 Oh, no, I've gotta work on a pitch, but, 262 00:13:21,012 --> 00:13:23,146 call you as soon as I get free? 263 00:13:23,148 --> 00:13:24,881 Maybe this weekend? 264 00:13:27,651 --> 00:13:29,752 Yeah, maybe. 265 00:13:29,754 --> 00:13:30,820 Okay. 266 00:13:30,822 --> 00:13:32,855 All right. 267 00:13:32,857 --> 00:13:35,057 Sleep well, good night. 268 00:13:41,198 --> 00:13:44,634 Don't gamble with your car insurance. 269 00:13:45,636 --> 00:13:46,903 Still too long. 270 00:13:49,773 --> 00:13:51,207 We're at a casino. 271 00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:53,609 Blackjack table; we take a look at our hand. 272 00:13:53,611 --> 00:13:54,744 16, the dreaded. 273 00:14:01,685 --> 00:14:03,119 Oh, Christ, lemme. 274 00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:07,790 We're at a casino. 275 00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:08,792 Blackjack table. 276 00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:13,896 "Hey, what's up? 277 00:14:13,898 --> 00:14:15,131 "What are you doing?" 278 00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:17,834 Trying to work is what I'm doing. 279 00:14:19,136 --> 00:14:21,237 We're at a casino, blackjack table. 280 00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:23,940 Jesus fucking Christ. 281 00:14:23,942 --> 00:14:25,641 Okay. 282 00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:29,846 Mm-hmm, shut the fuck up. 283 00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:38,921 We're at a ca... jeez fuck! 284 00:14:38,923 --> 00:14:42,258 I'm gonna kill this girl if she doesn't. 285 00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:46,229 Well, hello. 286 00:14:50,268 --> 00:14:51,868 I brought wine. 287 00:14:53,971 --> 00:14:56,606 ♫ Everyone's a victim 288 00:14:56,608 --> 00:14:59,675 ♫ Victim every day 289 00:14:59,677 --> 00:15:02,778 ♫ Everyone is looking at me 290 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:06,015 ♫ Don't know what they've heard 291 00:15:06,017 --> 00:15:08,784 ♫ Hell no 292 00:15:08,786 --> 00:15:11,053 ♫ Hell no 293 00:15:45,222 --> 00:15:46,889 Oh, God. 294 00:16:08,245 --> 00:16:10,146 - Hello? - Finally! 295 00:16:10,148 --> 00:16:11,180 Dude, are you in the hospital or something? 296 00:16:11,182 --> 00:16:12,281 Robby? 297 00:16:12,283 --> 00:16:13,149 The hospital? 298 00:16:13,151 --> 00:16:14,784 What are you. 299 00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:16,919 Holy shit, holy fucking shit! 300 00:16:16,921 --> 00:16:18,988 Yeah, dude, you missed the meeting, man. 301 00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:20,022 Fuck! 302 00:16:20,024 --> 00:16:21,057 God, what happened? 303 00:16:21,059 --> 00:16:22,358 My alarm didn't go off. 304 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,826 Dude, I don't know, man. 305 00:16:23,828 --> 00:16:25,728 You gotta remember to set that shit. 306 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:26,762 Oh, fuck, are they still there? 307 00:16:26,764 --> 00:16:28,064 Do I have time to... 308 00:16:28,066 --> 00:16:29,732 They're gone, dude, they left. 309 00:16:29,734 --> 00:16:31,067 Oh, my God, what happened? 310 00:16:31,069 --> 00:16:32,101 Look, everything's fine. 311 00:16:32,103 --> 00:16:33,302 They left totally happy. 312 00:16:33,304 --> 00:16:34,670 They had no idea anything was wrong. 313 00:16:34,672 --> 00:16:36,138 But how? 314 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:38,040 Look, we had to use my pitch, man. 315 00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:40,209 - We didn't have a choice. - Fuck! 316 00:16:40,211 --> 00:16:42,011 Why didn't you call me, man, before the pitch? 317 00:16:42,013 --> 00:16:44,013 I literally have been calling you non-stop. 318 00:16:44,015 --> 00:16:45,181 Why didn't you try again? 319 00:16:45,183 --> 00:16:46,182 I tried, dude. 320 00:16:46,184 --> 00:16:47,750 Well, just forget it. 321 00:16:47,752 --> 00:16:48,851 How's Terri? 322 00:16:48,853 --> 00:16:49,852 What do you think, man? 323 00:16:49,854 --> 00:16:52,221 - She's pissed! - Fuck! 324 00:16:52,223 --> 00:16:53,923 All right, I'm coming in now. 325 00:16:55,859 --> 00:16:57,026 Where the fuck are my shoes? 326 00:16:57,028 --> 00:16:58,227 Is everything okay? 327 00:16:58,229 --> 00:17:00,896 No, no, everything's not okay. 328 00:17:00,898 --> 00:17:02,398 My alarm didn't go off or something, 329 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,066 I missed my meeting, and now I don't even know 330 00:17:04,068 --> 00:17:06,202 if I have a job anymore. 331 00:17:06,204 --> 00:17:07,236 Fuck. 332 00:17:07,238 --> 00:17:08,671 I think. 333 00:17:08,673 --> 00:17:10,840 I think I accidentally shut it off. 334 00:17:10,842 --> 00:17:12,274 - What? - It woke me up, 335 00:17:12,276 --> 00:17:17,013 and I sort of just hit the button and fell asleep. 336 00:17:17,015 --> 00:17:18,114 Why would you do that? 337 00:17:18,116 --> 00:17:19,315 I don't know, reflex I guess. 338 00:17:19,317 --> 00:17:20,683 I am so sorry. 339 00:17:21,685 --> 00:17:23,285 Please don't be mad. 340 00:17:23,287 --> 00:17:25,755 No, no, you know what? It's fine, it's. 341 00:17:25,757 --> 00:17:27,757 - You drive here? - I took an Uber. 342 00:17:27,759 --> 00:17:29,859 Harris, I'm really, really sorry. 343 00:17:29,861 --> 00:17:31,861 No, it's fine, I just, uh. 344 00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,262 You know, I have to leave, 345 00:17:33,264 --> 00:17:35,665 I don't have time to drive you, so. 346 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:38,167 Of course, I'll get an Uber. 347 00:17:42,205 --> 00:17:45,041 Okay, it's gonna be here in six minutes. 348 00:17:45,043 --> 00:17:46,142 Have you seen my shirt? 349 00:17:46,144 --> 00:17:47,843 Uh, I can't wait that long. 350 00:17:47,845 --> 00:17:49,245 Just leave me here. 351 00:17:49,247 --> 00:17:53,015 I'll go as soon as the Uber gets here. 352 00:17:53,017 --> 00:17:54,817 Fine, just lock up when you leave. 353 00:17:54,819 --> 00:17:56,786 Toss my keys. 354 00:17:56,788 --> 00:17:59,121 Harris, I feel really shitty about this. 355 00:17:59,123 --> 00:18:00,289 I am so sorry. 356 00:18:04,995 --> 00:18:06,696 - Harris? - Yeah? 357 00:18:06,698 --> 00:18:09,398 Terri wants to see you in her office. 358 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,400 Yeah. 359 00:18:12,803 --> 00:18:15,271 You wanna explain what happened? 360 00:18:15,273 --> 00:18:17,440 It was my alarm. 361 00:18:17,442 --> 00:18:19,775 What about it? 362 00:18:19,777 --> 00:18:21,243 I was up late last night 363 00:18:21,245 --> 00:18:23,212 working on the pitch, and I put my phone on silent 364 00:18:23,214 --> 00:18:24,880 'cause it kept going off, 365 00:18:24,882 --> 00:18:26,482 and when I went to bed I guess I never turned 366 00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:29,018 the volume back up, so. 367 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:32,488 When my alarm went off, I just didn't hear it. 368 00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:35,024 You are aware that they make 369 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,459 actual alarm clocks, right? 370 00:18:36,461 --> 00:18:39,161 I know, it's a terrible excuse, Terri, 371 00:18:39,163 --> 00:18:41,197 but it's the truth. 372 00:18:41,199 --> 00:18:43,265 You knew how important today was. 373 00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:44,734 I did. I'm so sorry. 374 00:18:49,005 --> 00:18:51,307 Do I still have a job? 375 00:18:51,309 --> 00:18:54,844 Yeah, you still have a job, barely. 376 00:18:54,846 --> 00:18:56,378 But you're off Harry's. 377 00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:59,982 Robby did the pitch, Robby gets the job. 378 00:19:01,318 --> 00:19:03,319 And I'm gonna need 500 words 379 00:19:03,321 --> 00:19:07,089 on Waldo's Scented Matches by Friday, got it? 380 00:19:09,993 --> 00:19:11,060 Understood. 381 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,100 - No, I didn't respond. - Why not? 382 00:19:18,102 --> 00:19:20,269 'Cause she wants me to lose my job. 383 00:19:20,271 --> 00:19:22,238 What kind of a nut job shuts off someone's alarm? 384 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,105 Didn't she say it was an accident? 385 00:19:23,107 --> 00:19:24,940 I don't know. 386 00:19:24,942 --> 00:19:26,275 In my experience, girls who change their hair all the time 387 00:19:26,277 --> 00:19:28,377 aren't exactly emotionally stable. 388 00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:30,012 Then why did you see her again? 389 00:19:30,014 --> 00:19:31,547 Dude, come on, serious? 390 00:19:31,549 --> 00:19:33,082 Yeah, okay, look. 391 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,917 I just think that this could be a sign. 392 00:19:34,919 --> 00:19:36,485 Yeah, man, I'm not so interested 393 00:19:36,487 --> 00:19:38,554 in signs right now, I kinda just wanna chill out, 394 00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:40,189 play some video games, and go to bed. 395 00:19:40,191 --> 00:19:42,158 All right, all right, all right, fine, okay. 396 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,325 Look, I'll let you go, but can I just give you 397 00:19:43,327 --> 00:19:44,860 one little piece of advice? 398 00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:46,495 One little piece of advice before I go? 399 00:19:46,497 --> 00:19:48,531 Lay it on me, oh great mystic. 400 00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:52,334 Okay, look, I think that this may be... 401 00:19:52,336 --> 00:19:54,570 What? Chuck? 402 00:19:54,572 --> 00:19:56,272 Losing you, Chuck? 403 00:20:06,484 --> 00:20:09,251 ♫ I pissed away 404 00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:14,356 ♫ Every single day 405 00:20:14,358 --> 00:20:19,261 ♫ And all my mistakes, I take the blame 406 00:20:19,263 --> 00:20:22,264 ♫ And it feels okay because 407 00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:24,500 ♫ I've never 408 00:20:26,203 --> 00:20:27,203 Hey. 409 00:20:28,572 --> 00:20:30,005 Jesus, Riley. 410 00:20:31,074 --> 00:20:32,374 Why are you still... 411 00:20:34,411 --> 00:20:36,846 You didn't answer my texts. 412 00:20:37,848 --> 00:20:40,015 Uh, yeah, no, I'm sorry. 413 00:20:41,284 --> 00:20:43,552 I should've gotten back to you. 414 00:20:45,189 --> 00:20:47,122 I was just trying to tell you I was sorry 415 00:20:47,124 --> 00:20:48,390 about this morning. 416 00:20:48,392 --> 00:20:50,392 Yeah, sure, yeah, of course. 417 00:20:50,394 --> 00:20:52,294 Just relax, okay? 418 00:20:52,296 --> 00:20:55,197 There's no reason for anyone to get hurt. 419 00:20:55,199 --> 00:20:56,199 Hurt? 420 00:20:59,236 --> 00:21:00,502 This? 421 00:21:00,504 --> 00:21:03,472 Oh, my God, I'm cooking dinner. 422 00:21:03,474 --> 00:21:05,608 I'm making chicken stir fry. 423 00:21:08,511 --> 00:21:10,479 I felt so bad about today, 424 00:21:10,481 --> 00:21:12,014 and I wanted to make it up to you, 425 00:21:12,016 --> 00:21:13,115 so I thought I'd do something nice 426 00:21:13,117 --> 00:21:14,416 and cook you dinner. 427 00:21:14,418 --> 00:21:15,985 So you broke into my apartment? 428 00:21:15,987 --> 00:21:17,519 No! 429 00:21:17,521 --> 00:21:19,221 Actually, I never really left except 430 00:21:19,223 --> 00:21:20,522 for when I went to go buy groceries. 431 00:21:20,524 --> 00:21:21,924 But, you know. 432 00:21:21,926 --> 00:21:24,627 You could've told me, Riley. 433 00:21:24,629 --> 00:21:28,197 I tried, but you didn't text me back. 434 00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:31,667 Plus, I thought it would be a nice surprise. 435 00:21:36,106 --> 00:21:38,073 This was a bad idea, wasn't it? 436 00:21:38,075 --> 00:21:39,075 Uh, no. 437 00:21:40,677 --> 00:21:43,345 - You think I'm crazy. - No, I don't. 438 00:21:43,347 --> 00:21:46,916 Ill-advised maybe. 439 00:21:46,918 --> 00:21:48,250 I just, I already ate, and I got 440 00:21:48,252 --> 00:21:49,251 - a bunch of work to do. - Consider me gone. 441 00:21:49,253 --> 00:21:51,587 This was almost done anyway. 442 00:21:55,025 --> 00:21:57,293 But it smells amazing. 443 00:21:57,295 --> 00:21:59,128 So, tell you what, 444 00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:02,164 I will have it for lunch tomorrow. 445 00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:05,334 Really? 446 00:22:05,336 --> 00:22:08,570 So this wasn't like deal-breaker stuff? 447 00:22:08,572 --> 00:22:11,206 No! Come on. 448 00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:13,642 What's a little breaking and entering between friends, huh? 449 00:22:16,047 --> 00:22:17,546 Good. 450 00:22:17,548 --> 00:22:21,083 'Cause I think I might like you, Harris. 451 00:22:22,986 --> 00:22:25,354 I think I might like you too. 452 00:22:27,190 --> 00:22:29,024 Okay, let me get out of your hair. 453 00:22:29,026 --> 00:22:32,394 I'll just get my stuff, and good luck with work. 454 00:22:32,396 --> 00:22:34,630 Uh, I'll text you later? 455 00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:37,166 Okay, bye. 456 00:22:52,216 --> 00:22:55,184 I think I might like you. 457 00:22:55,186 --> 00:22:57,386 To never talk to me again. 458 00:23:00,623 --> 00:23:02,057 Hey, Shadow, is it possible you got worse 459 00:23:02,059 --> 00:23:03,625 since we last played? 460 00:23:03,627 --> 00:23:05,060 I've been busy. 461 00:23:05,062 --> 00:23:07,096 Let me guess, fucking my mom? 462 00:23:07,098 --> 00:23:09,531 No, fucking your sister! 463 00:23:11,435 --> 00:23:13,235 You have, like, other insults, right? 464 00:23:13,237 --> 00:23:14,570 Creative ones? 465 00:23:14,572 --> 00:23:17,106 Suck my dick. 466 00:23:22,345 --> 00:23:23,412 "Hi, baby, how are you? 467 00:23:23,414 --> 00:23:25,347 "What are you doing?" 468 00:23:29,319 --> 00:23:31,020 Oh, there he goes. 469 00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:38,727 Gotta be kidding me. 470 00:23:38,729 --> 00:23:40,162 What's the matter? 471 00:23:40,164 --> 00:23:41,563 Don't like getting your ass kicked? 472 00:23:41,565 --> 00:23:43,265 I wasn't talking to you, ShadowMan. 473 00:23:43,267 --> 00:23:44,366 Yeah, right. 474 00:23:44,368 --> 00:23:46,335 Actually dealing with a girl! 475 00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:47,669 Ever had a girlfriend before? 476 00:23:47,671 --> 00:23:49,171 Yeah! 477 00:23:49,173 --> 00:23:50,039 I'm not talking about the body pillow 478 00:23:50,041 --> 00:23:51,473 you sleep with at night, 479 00:23:51,475 --> 00:23:53,375 I'm talking about a real live human girl. 480 00:23:53,377 --> 00:23:54,243 I don't have a body pillow. 481 00:23:54,245 --> 00:23:55,677 You should get one. 482 00:23:55,679 --> 00:23:57,479 It's gonna be a long time before any girl 483 00:23:57,481 --> 00:24:01,350 not stuffed with goose down wants to sleep with you, so. 484 00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:03,519 Wait, Shadow, you. 485 00:24:03,521 --> 00:24:04,521 Oh, he quit? 486 00:24:06,256 --> 00:24:08,090 Well. 487 00:24:08,092 --> 00:24:10,225 Guess he had enough. 488 00:24:16,633 --> 00:24:18,233 Hey. 489 00:24:18,235 --> 00:24:19,234 I'm gonna go down to the shooting stage 490 00:24:19,236 --> 00:24:20,269 if you wanna roll. 491 00:24:20,271 --> 00:24:22,271 Uh-huh, yeah, one sec. 492 00:24:25,442 --> 00:24:27,543 Is that that girl again? 493 00:24:27,545 --> 00:24:29,278 Fourth time today, it's not even noon. 494 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,245 Maybe it's important. 495 00:24:30,247 --> 00:24:32,147 Trust me, it's not. 496 00:24:32,149 --> 00:24:33,649 - Uh, Harris? - Yeah? 497 00:24:33,651 --> 00:24:34,750 I've got a call for you. 498 00:24:34,752 --> 00:24:35,751 Can you take a message? 499 00:24:35,753 --> 00:24:37,386 Uh, well, it's your mom. 500 00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:38,620 She said it's urgent. 501 00:24:38,622 --> 00:24:39,622 My mom? 502 00:24:40,824 --> 00:24:42,424 Should call my cell. 503 00:24:42,426 --> 00:24:45,561 Dude, I'm right behind you. 504 00:24:45,563 --> 00:24:47,496 - Mom? - Harris. 505 00:24:47,498 --> 00:24:50,265 - Mom, is that you? - There's been an accident. 506 00:24:50,267 --> 00:24:54,203 - Mom, you sound kinda... - I peed my pants. 507 00:24:54,205 --> 00:24:55,637 Who is? 508 00:24:55,639 --> 00:24:57,473 - Riley? - Got you! 509 00:24:57,475 --> 00:24:59,441 - How'd you get this number? - Online! 510 00:24:59,443 --> 00:25:01,410 You weren't answering your cell. So I just figured... 511 00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:02,878 I wasn't answering my cell 'cause I'm at work. 512 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,346 Look, I have to go, they're shooting a spot, 513 00:25:04,348 --> 00:25:05,447 - I'm gonna be late. - Just a second. 514 00:25:05,449 --> 00:25:06,715 It's important. 515 00:25:06,717 --> 00:25:08,350 Fine, what is it? 516 00:25:08,352 --> 00:25:11,420 The Falling Still concert is tonight. 517 00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:12,855 You called me at my office to see if I want 518 00:25:12,857 --> 00:25:14,790 to go to a concert with you? 519 00:25:14,792 --> 00:25:16,158 Well, you said that you would take me 520 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,693 when they come to town. 521 00:25:17,695 --> 00:25:19,128 Yeah, you know what, it's kind of short notice. 522 00:25:19,130 --> 00:25:20,496 Look, Riley, I've gotta go, okay? 523 00:25:20,498 --> 00:25:21,663 Maybe we could do something else then? 524 00:25:21,665 --> 00:25:24,366 Like, dinner and a movie? 525 00:25:24,368 --> 00:25:25,400 Yeah, you know what, I think I'm just 526 00:25:25,402 --> 00:25:27,369 gonna take it easy tonight, so. 527 00:25:27,371 --> 00:25:30,205 So, maybe just Netflix and chill? 528 00:25:30,207 --> 00:25:31,507 I could bring wine? 529 00:25:31,509 --> 00:25:33,142 Yeah, I'm not feeling so great. 530 00:25:34,712 --> 00:25:37,846 So I'm just gonna stay home and get to bed early, 531 00:25:37,848 --> 00:25:38,914 but we'll hang out soon. 532 00:25:38,916 --> 00:25:41,383 - Okay? - Okay. 533 00:25:41,385 --> 00:25:42,451 - Feel better. - Okay, I will. 534 00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:43,453 Thank you. 535 00:25:46,356 --> 00:25:47,422 Oh, shit. 536 00:26:04,474 --> 00:26:06,775 What the fuck, guy? 537 00:26:06,777 --> 00:26:09,478 Sorry, everyone. 538 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,513 All right, let's go again. 539 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:13,916 It's called oil pulling. 540 00:26:13,918 --> 00:26:15,417 Oil pulling? 541 00:26:15,419 --> 00:26:17,352 Yeah, you swish coconut oil in your mouth 542 00:26:17,354 --> 00:26:18,787 for 10 minutes every day. 543 00:26:18,789 --> 00:26:20,589 It's supposed to be really good for you. 544 00:26:20,591 --> 00:26:22,457 Yeah, I don't see how that could possibly be true. 545 00:26:22,459 --> 00:26:23,459 It's true! 546 00:26:27,830 --> 00:26:29,264 Uh-huh. 547 00:26:29,266 --> 00:26:30,766 See, it says right here: 548 00:26:30,768 --> 00:26:34,269 "Swishing with coconut oil for 10 minutes every day 549 00:26:34,271 --> 00:26:36,872 "will strengthen gum and help fight tooth decay." 550 00:26:36,874 --> 00:26:39,408 Yeah, okay, but look at the name of the site. 551 00:26:39,410 --> 00:26:41,543 It's althealth.net. 552 00:26:41,545 --> 00:26:43,312 All right, that doesn't sound like the most 553 00:26:43,314 --> 00:26:45,447 reputable site to me, I'm sorry, it's true. 554 00:26:45,449 --> 00:26:46,582 Yeah, but look at the comments. 555 00:26:46,584 --> 00:26:47,749 Everyone says it works. 556 00:26:47,751 --> 00:26:49,818 Comments? Anyone can write. 557 00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:51,720 I have an article right here which says 558 00:26:51,722 --> 00:26:56,391 that oil pulling has no proven effect on oral health. 559 00:26:56,393 --> 00:26:57,492 Oh, yeah? 560 00:26:57,494 --> 00:26:59,261 And what site is that? 561 00:26:59,263 --> 00:27:00,462 Healthdaddy.com. 562 00:27:00,464 --> 00:27:01,730 Oh, my God, yeah. Totally better. 563 00:27:01,732 --> 00:27:03,432 - Most trustworthy source. - What? 564 00:27:03,434 --> 00:27:04,833 It's... 565 00:27:04,835 --> 00:27:05,801 Oh, my god, you've gotta be kidding me. 566 00:27:05,803 --> 00:27:07,002 What's up? 567 00:27:07,004 --> 00:27:08,570 It's this girl, she's obsessed. 568 00:27:08,572 --> 00:27:09,905 I mean, she's certifiable. 569 00:27:09,907 --> 00:27:11,440 I'm just glad I don't have any pets. 570 00:27:11,442 --> 00:27:13,775 - Oh, come on. - I'm serious! 571 00:27:13,777 --> 00:27:15,444 Man, okay. 572 00:27:15,446 --> 00:27:17,012 She called me today. 573 00:27:17,014 --> 00:27:18,780 No! 574 00:27:18,782 --> 00:27:20,682 She is insane! 575 00:27:20,684 --> 00:27:22,651 Did she use a landline? 576 00:27:22,653 --> 00:27:24,453 Arm yourself, Harris. 577 00:27:24,455 --> 00:27:25,687 This is all a joke to you guys now, 578 00:27:25,689 --> 00:27:26,788 but when I'm found dead, 579 00:27:26,790 --> 00:27:27,789 I hope you think about this, 580 00:27:27,791 --> 00:27:30,259 and it makes you very, very sad. 581 00:27:30,261 --> 00:27:31,660 Okay, Harris, I'll bite. 582 00:27:31,662 --> 00:27:33,495 How can we help you? 583 00:27:33,497 --> 00:27:35,364 I wish I knew. 584 00:27:35,366 --> 00:27:37,299 Here's an idea. 585 00:27:37,301 --> 00:27:39,434 Stop fucking every girl you meet online. 586 00:27:39,436 --> 00:27:40,902 I'm serious! 587 00:27:40,904 --> 00:27:42,004 This girl, what's her name? 588 00:27:42,006 --> 00:27:43,872 - Riley. - Riley. 589 00:27:43,874 --> 00:27:45,707 Did you ever actually wanna date Riley? 590 00:27:45,709 --> 00:27:47,476 Or did you just use her because you thought 591 00:27:47,478 --> 00:27:48,577 she'd be an easy lay? 592 00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:50,479 Okay, I didn't use anybody. 593 00:27:50,481 --> 00:27:51,780 Mm-hmm. 594 00:27:51,782 --> 00:27:53,582 Correct me if I'm wrong, 595 00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:55,484 but the order of events seems to be 596 00:27:55,486 --> 00:27:58,420 you met her, you fucked her, you ignored her. 597 00:27:58,422 --> 00:28:01,556 What does that sound like to you? 598 00:28:01,558 --> 00:28:03,825 Chuck, a little help? 599 00:28:03,827 --> 00:28:06,862 Uh, yeah, uh, look. 600 00:28:06,864 --> 00:28:10,632 I think that she has a point, Harris. 601 00:28:10,634 --> 00:28:12,067 I mean, look, it doesn't seem like you want 602 00:28:12,069 --> 00:28:13,635 anything more from these girls 603 00:28:13,637 --> 00:28:15,637 other than to just, you know, have sex. 604 00:28:15,639 --> 00:28:17,439 Okay, okay, 'cause you two have been 605 00:28:17,441 --> 00:28:18,740 out of the game for so long, 606 00:28:18,742 --> 00:28:20,609 let me give you a little refresher. 607 00:28:20,611 --> 00:28:22,611 Nobody is doing this shit 608 00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:24,513 because they're in search of true love. 609 00:28:24,515 --> 00:28:26,782 They may say they are, but they're lying. 610 00:28:26,784 --> 00:28:29,484 - And what do they want? - They want to meet someone, 611 00:28:29,486 --> 00:28:32,821 get laid, and bring their boring lives a little excitement. 612 00:28:32,823 --> 00:28:34,723 It's like going to a bar on a Friday night 613 00:28:34,725 --> 00:28:37,526 minus everything that sucks about a bar on a Friday night. 614 00:28:37,528 --> 00:28:40,429 Or maybe that's what you want. 615 00:28:40,431 --> 00:28:41,963 Ever thought about that? 616 00:28:41,965 --> 00:28:44,900 Or were you just too busy thinking about yourself? 617 00:28:44,902 --> 00:28:45,902 Okay. 618 00:28:47,036 --> 00:28:49,004 You know what? 619 00:28:49,006 --> 00:28:50,706 You're right. 620 00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:52,574 I screwed up, I admit it. 621 00:28:52,576 --> 00:28:54,009 Thank you! 622 00:28:54,011 --> 00:28:57,646 I screwed up by being a slave to my genitals 623 00:28:57,648 --> 00:29:00,816 and sleeping with the same lunatic twice 624 00:29:00,818 --> 00:29:03,051 against my better judgment. 625 00:29:03,053 --> 00:29:05,120 - Harris? - Riley? 626 00:29:07,390 --> 00:29:09,558 I thought you said you were sick. 627 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,027 Uh, how long have you been standing there? 628 00:29:12,029 --> 00:29:13,862 Who's Lydia? 629 00:29:15,465 --> 00:29:16,598 Okay, uh, you know what? 630 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,533 We should step outside. 631 00:29:18,535 --> 00:29:20,068 How did you know where I was? 632 00:29:20,070 --> 00:29:22,704 Some girl named Lydia checked you in on Facebook. 633 00:29:22,706 --> 00:29:24,973 Who is she? 634 00:29:24,975 --> 00:29:27,809 Um, Lydia is my best friend's girlfriend. 635 00:29:27,811 --> 00:29:30,579 Chuck, Lydia, this is Riley. 636 00:29:30,581 --> 00:29:31,581 - Hey. - Hi. 637 00:29:32,715 --> 00:29:34,616 So you're not sick? 638 00:29:34,618 --> 00:29:36,451 Uh, I was feeling, 639 00:29:36,453 --> 00:29:37,986 but, you know, I kind of felt better... 640 00:29:37,988 --> 00:29:41,156 Oh, God, just stop it, Harris. 641 00:29:41,158 --> 00:29:42,824 You think because I'm some lunatic 642 00:29:42,826 --> 00:29:45,560 you can lie to me and I'll believe you? 643 00:29:45,562 --> 00:29:46,728 Heard that, huh? 644 00:29:46,730 --> 00:29:48,063 You said you liked me. 645 00:29:48,065 --> 00:29:50,665 Yeah, yeah, totally, you're great. 646 00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:53,435 You don't give a shit about me, do you? 647 00:29:53,437 --> 00:29:55,737 You just wanted to make your boring, little life 648 00:29:55,739 --> 00:29:58,573 a little more exciting, is that it? 649 00:29:58,575 --> 00:30:00,409 Or was it my life that was boring? 650 00:30:00,411 --> 00:30:02,043 Okay, can we just, can we just calm down? 651 00:30:02,045 --> 00:30:03,478 You think I'm just some fuck toy 652 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,713 you can have your way with 653 00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:06,615 and never call again, is that it? 654 00:30:06,617 --> 00:30:08,083 Whoa, just relax, all right? 655 00:30:08,085 --> 00:30:09,451 I never meant to hurt your feelings. 656 00:30:09,453 --> 00:30:11,586 Oh, I'm sure you didn't. 657 00:30:11,588 --> 00:30:13,155 I'm sure you never thought about my feelings at all, 658 00:30:13,157 --> 00:30:14,723 did you? 659 00:30:14,725 --> 00:30:16,725 Did you, you fucking piece of shit? 660 00:30:16,727 --> 00:30:18,593 You fucking asshole. 661 00:30:19,695 --> 00:30:20,796 Riley! 662 00:30:20,798 --> 00:30:23,698 You can fuck off and die, Harris. 663 00:30:27,437 --> 00:30:28,804 Way to go, Lydia. 664 00:30:33,776 --> 00:30:35,010 Sorry. 665 00:31:27,196 --> 00:31:28,196 Hello? 666 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,576 If anybody's in here, I'm calling the police. 667 00:31:53,990 --> 00:31:54,990 Hello? 668 00:31:57,660 --> 00:31:59,261 We were supposed to be together forever. 669 00:31:59,263 --> 00:32:00,795 Riley? 670 00:32:00,797 --> 00:32:02,597 If I can't have you, no one can. 671 00:33:25,715 --> 00:33:26,815 That's why it's good to have a good woman 672 00:33:26,817 --> 00:33:28,617 to go home to, you know? 673 00:33:28,619 --> 00:33:29,651 Someone who could rub your feet. 674 00:33:29,653 --> 00:33:31,219 Oh, shut up. 675 00:33:31,221 --> 00:33:33,121 All right, man, I'll see you. 676 00:33:33,123 --> 00:33:36,057 Yeah, dude, my keys are in your pack. 677 00:33:36,059 --> 00:33:38,193 Oh, yeah. 678 00:33:38,195 --> 00:33:40,028 I guess you will be needing those. 679 00:33:40,030 --> 00:33:41,796 I will be needing those. 680 00:33:41,798 --> 00:33:42,831 Keys. 681 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:45,033 Mm-hmm, thank you. 682 00:33:45,035 --> 00:33:46,835 So, I mean do you want this phone or... 683 00:33:46,837 --> 00:33:48,937 Ah, you can keep that, that's fine. 684 00:33:48,939 --> 00:33:50,872 All right, man, I'll see you. 685 00:33:50,874 --> 00:33:53,108 All right, see you, man. 686 00:33:53,110 --> 00:33:54,676 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 687 00:33:54,678 --> 00:33:56,111 What? 688 00:33:56,113 --> 00:33:57,812 Riley, she's still harassing me. 689 00:33:57,814 --> 00:33:59,114 She was texting me the whole time we were up hiking. 690 00:33:59,116 --> 00:34:01,082 Whoa, what she say? 691 00:34:01,084 --> 00:34:02,917 I don't know, man, I'm not gonna read 'em. 692 00:34:02,919 --> 00:34:05,020 I'm gonna delete 'em, gonna block her, and move on. 693 00:34:05,022 --> 00:34:06,187 Oh, no, no, no, come on, man. 694 00:34:06,189 --> 00:34:07,155 It's not like you gotta respond. 695 00:34:07,157 --> 00:34:08,323 Hey, hey, I'm curious. 696 00:34:08,325 --> 00:34:09,391 - Oh, you're curious? - Yeah. 697 00:34:09,393 --> 00:34:11,126 Please, go right ahead. 698 00:34:11,128 --> 00:34:13,194 Have fun, just delete 'em when you're done. 699 00:34:13,196 --> 00:34:16,164 This is like the highlight of my life. 700 00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:17,732 She says Bye. 701 00:34:17,734 --> 00:34:19,868 Oh, well, finally, she gets it. 702 00:34:19,870 --> 00:34:20,935 Bye! 703 00:34:23,140 --> 00:34:26,074 Whoa. 704 00:34:26,076 --> 00:34:27,909 Whoa, you might wanna look at this. 705 00:34:27,911 --> 00:34:29,411 Dude, I honestly just don't care. 706 00:34:29,413 --> 00:34:31,046 No, no, no, Harris. 707 00:34:31,048 --> 00:34:32,048 I'm serious. 708 00:34:33,015 --> 00:34:34,849 What the fuck? 709 00:34:34,851 --> 00:34:36,718 She's not trying to say she's gonna, 710 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:38,353 she's gonna kill herself? 711 00:34:38,355 --> 00:34:40,121 Yeah, that's what it looks like. 712 00:34:40,123 --> 00:34:42,123 Oh, come on, this is just fucking ridiculous, no. 713 00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:43,358 Whoa, whoa, you're not concerned? 714 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,926 No, man! Why should I be? 715 00:34:44,928 --> 00:34:46,461 She's just trying to get my attention. 716 00:34:46,463 --> 00:34:47,395 Okay, that doesn't mean she's lying. 717 00:34:47,397 --> 00:34:48,863 Dude, come on. 718 00:34:48,865 --> 00:34:51,366 Who sends a suicide note by text? 719 00:34:51,368 --> 00:34:53,935 Well, I read about this woman in Taiwan 720 00:34:53,937 --> 00:34:55,937 who live streamed her suicide. 721 00:34:55,939 --> 00:34:58,239 This stuff happens. 722 00:34:58,241 --> 00:35:00,308 Hey. 723 00:35:00,310 --> 00:35:04,345 - What, there's more, right? - There's a video. 724 00:35:04,347 --> 00:35:05,780 Okay. 725 00:35:09,885 --> 00:35:11,386 - Oh, wow. - What the fuck? 726 00:35:11,388 --> 00:35:13,221 No, no, no, I mean, come on. 727 00:35:13,223 --> 00:35:15,123 Say this is real, what the fuck am I supposed to do about it? 728 00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,491 - You gotta help her. - Help her? 729 00:35:16,493 --> 00:35:18,193 She's not my responsibility, man! 730 00:35:18,195 --> 00:35:19,728 Come on, you can't be serious, Harris. 731 00:35:19,730 --> 00:35:22,731 Fuck, just, fuck! 732 00:35:22,733 --> 00:35:24,199 Look, just call 911. 733 00:35:24,201 --> 00:35:25,934 I'm not calling 911, man. 734 00:35:25,936 --> 00:35:26,901 This is a fucking prank... 735 00:35:26,903 --> 00:35:28,169 No, then call her. 736 00:35:28,171 --> 00:35:29,771 No, that's what she wants. 737 00:35:29,773 --> 00:35:31,106 That's exactly what she wants me to do. 738 00:35:31,108 --> 00:35:32,974 Okay, so let her die, let her die 739 00:35:32,976 --> 00:35:34,109 just so you don't have to see her again. 740 00:35:34,111 --> 00:35:35,176 No one's gonna die! 741 00:35:35,178 --> 00:35:36,745 This is a fuck! 742 00:35:36,747 --> 00:35:38,513 You know what, fine. You know what? 743 00:35:38,515 --> 00:35:40,915 I'll call her and you'll see. 744 00:35:41,984 --> 00:35:43,752 It's ringing. 745 00:35:43,754 --> 00:35:45,153 - Harris? - Riley? 746 00:35:45,155 --> 00:35:46,521 Stop messing around. 747 00:35:46,523 --> 00:35:48,022 Harris, is that you? 748 00:35:48,024 --> 00:35:49,124 Yes, you got me to call. 749 00:35:49,126 --> 00:35:50,258 Now, Riley, just stop. 750 00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:52,127 I'm tired. 751 00:35:52,129 --> 00:35:54,462 Riley, stop messing around. 752 00:35:54,464 --> 00:35:57,432 I just wanted to hear your voice one last time. 753 00:35:57,434 --> 00:35:59,367 Riley, please, come on, just stop it, 754 00:35:59,369 --> 00:36:00,835 it's not funny. 755 00:36:02,171 --> 00:36:04,005 Riley? Riley? 756 00:36:06,108 --> 00:36:07,809 Riley, is this for real? 757 00:36:07,811 --> 00:36:09,944 - Bye, Harris. - No, wait, wait. 758 00:36:09,946 --> 00:36:13,047 Riley, what did you take and when did you take it? 759 00:36:13,049 --> 00:36:15,183 Pills. 760 00:36:15,185 --> 00:36:19,020 Pills from my dad's back surgeries, and whiskey... 761 00:36:19,022 --> 00:36:20,255 All right, Riley, stay where you are. 762 00:36:20,257 --> 00:36:22,023 I'm gonna call 9-1-1. 763 00:36:22,025 --> 00:36:23,792 No. 764 00:36:23,794 --> 00:36:24,959 Riley, I'm calling the ambulance. 765 00:36:24,961 --> 00:36:27,028 What's your address? 766 00:36:27,030 --> 00:36:29,531 No ambulance, you come. 767 00:36:29,533 --> 00:36:31,800 Fine, fine. I'll come. 768 00:36:31,802 --> 00:36:34,035 Riley, what's your address? 769 00:36:36,038 --> 00:36:39,073 Riley, Riley, talk to me! 770 00:36:39,075 --> 00:36:42,577 1738 Palm Drive, apartment four. 771 00:36:43,479 --> 00:36:46,080 Okay, I'm coming. 772 00:36:46,082 --> 00:36:47,315 All right, man, I gotta go. 773 00:36:47,317 --> 00:36:48,550 - All right. - I'll call you! 774 00:36:48,552 --> 00:36:51,085 - Yeah, let me know. - Yeah. 775 00:36:59,028 --> 00:37:00,261 Riley! 776 00:37:00,263 --> 00:37:01,263 Riley! 777 00:37:02,298 --> 00:37:04,232 Where the fuck are you? 778 00:37:06,135 --> 00:37:07,836 Riley, talk to me. 779 00:37:09,538 --> 00:37:10,538 Fuck! 780 00:37:14,376 --> 00:37:16,010 Riley? 781 00:37:16,012 --> 00:37:17,178 Riley, please. 782 00:37:21,183 --> 00:37:22,584 Oh, my God. 783 00:37:22,586 --> 00:37:23,586 Oh, shit. 784 00:37:24,386 --> 00:37:25,553 What the fuck? 785 00:37:26,488 --> 00:37:28,056 Come on, come on. 786 00:37:28,058 --> 00:37:30,225 Where's the fucking pulse? 787 00:37:33,963 --> 00:37:36,064 Oh, thank God, come on. 788 00:37:36,066 --> 00:37:39,500 Come on, come on, come on. Come on! 789 00:37:39,502 --> 00:37:41,069 Come on, fucking come on. 790 00:37:41,071 --> 00:37:42,151 Come on, Riley, think of... 791 00:37:43,473 --> 00:37:45,139 What the fuck? 792 00:37:45,141 --> 00:37:46,141 Gotcha. 793 00:37:47,276 --> 00:37:48,376 You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 794 00:37:48,378 --> 00:37:50,578 This is a prank? 795 00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:52,313 Yeah, a fucking good one. 796 00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:57,185 You should see your face right now. 797 00:37:57,187 --> 00:37:59,020 How does it feel, Harris? 798 00:37:59,022 --> 00:38:01,122 To be made a fool of. 799 00:38:01,124 --> 00:38:02,124 Shitty? 800 00:38:03,226 --> 00:38:04,626 What the fuck is wrong with you? 801 00:38:04,628 --> 00:38:06,060 You're a fucking psycho, Riley. 802 00:38:06,062 --> 00:38:07,962 Never contact me again. 803 00:38:13,136 --> 00:38:14,168 Fuck! 804 00:38:32,421 --> 00:38:34,188 Dude, what happened to your hand? 805 00:38:34,190 --> 00:38:35,623 Fuck, just, um, nothing. 806 00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:36,491 Just cut it. 807 00:38:36,493 --> 00:38:37,558 How? 808 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:38,526 Cooking. 809 00:38:38,528 --> 00:38:40,128 You cook? 810 00:38:40,130 --> 00:38:41,529 Dude, you goose, I didn't know you cooked. 811 00:38:41,531 --> 00:38:42,664 What'd you make? 812 00:38:42,666 --> 00:38:44,232 Dude, don't you have work to do? 813 00:38:44,234 --> 00:38:45,166 Harris! 814 00:38:45,168 --> 00:38:47,669 Man, I was just asking. 815 00:38:47,671 --> 00:38:51,272 I need to see you in my office right now. 816 00:38:53,676 --> 00:38:56,277 - Would you, please? - All right. 817 00:38:59,683 --> 00:39:01,215 Shut the door. 818 00:39:06,055 --> 00:39:08,256 Have a seat. 819 00:39:08,258 --> 00:39:09,691 You're in charge of the CCG Twitter account, right? 820 00:39:09,693 --> 00:39:11,326 Yeah. 821 00:39:11,328 --> 00:39:14,062 You sent out a series of tweets last night. 822 00:39:14,064 --> 00:39:15,296 Series of tweets? 823 00:39:15,298 --> 00:39:16,298 Uh. 824 00:39:17,399 --> 00:39:18,566 Okay. 825 00:39:18,568 --> 00:39:20,301 "This company is retarded." 826 00:39:20,303 --> 00:39:22,236 "My co-workers are retarded." 827 00:39:22,238 --> 00:39:24,739 "My boss is retarded." 828 00:39:24,741 --> 00:39:28,009 "I'm sick of working around so many retards." 829 00:39:28,011 --> 00:39:29,143 And it goes on like this. 830 00:39:29,145 --> 00:39:31,312 You want me to keep going? 831 00:39:32,514 --> 00:39:33,681 Is this a joke? 832 00:39:33,683 --> 00:39:36,217 I don't know, you tell me. 833 00:39:37,252 --> 00:39:39,754 No? 834 00:39:39,756 --> 00:39:42,623 I'm sorry, Terri, I'm very confused right now. 835 00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:44,525 Me too. 836 00:39:44,527 --> 00:39:46,594 You don't actually think I wrote those? 837 00:39:46,596 --> 00:39:48,096 The tweets came from your account. 838 00:39:48,098 --> 00:39:49,097 Yeah, but I didn't write them. 839 00:39:49,099 --> 00:39:50,398 Then who was it? 840 00:39:53,002 --> 00:39:54,602 Riley. 841 00:39:54,604 --> 00:39:56,037 You gotta be shitting me. 842 00:39:56,039 --> 00:39:58,172 - Excuse me? - No, sorry, not you. 843 00:39:58,174 --> 00:40:01,776 Uh, I know who's responsible for this, I can fix it. 844 00:40:01,778 --> 00:40:05,179 Even if you didn't write them, it's not quite that simple. 845 00:40:05,181 --> 00:40:06,581 What do you mean? 846 00:40:11,553 --> 00:40:12,553 Shit. 847 00:40:14,256 --> 00:40:15,289 Are you all right, man? 848 00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:16,524 Yeah, I'm fine. 849 00:40:18,093 --> 00:40:18,793 I can help you. 850 00:40:18,795 --> 00:40:20,228 Will you, shit! 851 00:40:22,431 --> 00:40:23,498 Just fuck it. 852 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,768 Don't you want your stuff? 853 00:40:40,183 --> 00:40:41,082 Hi, you've reached Riley's phone. 854 00:40:41,084 --> 00:40:41,749 Goddammit! 855 00:40:41,751 --> 00:40:43,117 Riley! 856 00:40:43,119 --> 00:40:44,119 Fuck. 857 00:40:48,558 --> 00:40:50,058 Hi, you've reached Riley's phone. 858 00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:51,392 Leave a message after the beep 859 00:40:51,394 --> 00:40:54,228 or just be a normal person and text me. 860 00:40:54,230 --> 00:40:56,464 Enough is enough, Riley, you have to call me back. 861 00:40:56,466 --> 00:40:58,166 This isn't a fucking joke anymore. 862 00:40:58,168 --> 00:40:59,534 Call me back, now! 863 00:41:13,183 --> 00:41:14,482 Riley? 864 00:41:14,484 --> 00:41:16,417 This is credit card services. 865 00:41:16,419 --> 00:41:17,419 Goddammit! 866 00:41:32,534 --> 00:41:33,701 Just a minute! 867 00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:45,813 - You Harris Kroller? - Yeah. 868 00:41:45,815 --> 00:41:48,349 We have a court order to search the premises. 869 00:41:48,351 --> 00:41:49,450 What do you mean, like a... like a search warrant? 870 00:41:49,452 --> 00:41:50,785 What? 871 00:41:50,787 --> 00:41:51,752 Yeah, exactly, where's your computer? 872 00:41:51,754 --> 00:41:53,254 Uh, it's right there. 873 00:41:53,256 --> 00:41:54,288 What the, what the fuck are you doing? 874 00:41:54,290 --> 00:41:55,823 Guys, could you just... 875 00:41:55,825 --> 00:41:57,391 You want to tell Detective Rich where your laptop is? 876 00:41:57,393 --> 00:41:58,593 I know you got a laptop. 877 00:41:58,595 --> 00:41:59,760 Well, guys, what is going on here? 878 00:41:59,762 --> 00:42:01,395 I'm sorry, but. 879 00:42:01,397 --> 00:42:03,464 What's going on is we need to have a look 880 00:42:03,466 --> 00:42:05,500 at your computer, your laptop, your telephone, your Xbox, 881 00:42:05,502 --> 00:42:07,168 anything you had access to the internet with. 882 00:42:07,170 --> 00:42:08,703 What, why? 883 00:42:08,705 --> 00:42:09,570 Why don't you hand me that bottle 884 00:42:09,572 --> 00:42:11,706 you got there. 885 00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:14,642 Listen, just take a seat, take a seat, relax. 886 00:42:17,847 --> 00:42:19,714 Look, where's the laptop, just tell us. 887 00:42:19,716 --> 00:42:21,516 You know we can legally tear this place apart from top... 888 00:42:21,518 --> 00:42:23,584 It is in the bedroom, I think. 889 00:42:23,586 --> 00:42:24,852 I don't. 890 00:42:24,854 --> 00:42:27,321 Could you? What the fuck? 891 00:42:34,663 --> 00:42:37,431 Wait, wait, possession of child pornography? 892 00:42:37,433 --> 00:42:38,799 - What? - Got it. 893 00:42:38,801 --> 00:42:40,468 No, this has to be some kind of giant mistake. 894 00:42:40,470 --> 00:42:42,270 I don't have any child porn. 895 00:42:42,272 --> 00:42:43,504 Yeah, well, an IP address 896 00:42:43,506 --> 00:42:45,339 matching the one from this apartment 897 00:42:45,341 --> 00:42:47,175 was flagged last night for downloading 898 00:42:47,177 --> 00:42:48,609 over five gigabytes of illegal data 899 00:42:48,611 --> 00:42:50,411 from servers that we monitor, so. 900 00:42:50,413 --> 00:42:52,280 But, no, I didn't download any child porn last night. 901 00:42:52,282 --> 00:42:54,916 I got drunk and fell asleep on my couch, that's it. 902 00:42:54,918 --> 00:42:57,351 So you were here last night? 903 00:42:57,353 --> 00:42:58,719 - Yeah, but... - Found it. 904 00:42:58,721 --> 00:43:00,421 In a folder marked Private. 905 00:43:00,423 --> 00:43:02,190 No, that's impossible. You're lying. 906 00:43:02,192 --> 00:43:04,358 Hey, take it easy. You're under arrest. 907 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,561 You're under arrest for the possession of child pornography. 908 00:43:06,563 --> 00:43:07,929 You have the right to remain silent. 909 00:43:07,931 --> 00:43:10,765 I would recommend that you use it. 910 00:43:19,841 --> 00:43:21,242 Okay. 911 00:43:21,244 --> 00:43:22,410 Hello. 912 00:43:22,412 --> 00:43:24,512 You are Harris Kroller? 913 00:43:25,414 --> 00:43:26,447 Phew. 914 00:43:30,953 --> 00:43:33,821 My name is Ronald Dale and I will be your lawyer. 915 00:43:33,823 --> 00:43:35,523 I took a look at your case, you got a clean record, 916 00:43:35,525 --> 00:43:37,258 which is good. 917 00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:39,894 So, if we plead guilty... I didn't do anything. 918 00:43:39,896 --> 00:43:41,629 I'm being set up. 919 00:43:41,631 --> 00:43:42,830 By whom? 920 00:43:42,832 --> 00:43:45,766 A girl, her name is Riley Miller. 921 00:43:45,768 --> 00:43:47,468 Or, I don't know, that could be a lie too, 922 00:43:47,470 --> 00:43:48,836 come to think of it. 923 00:43:48,838 --> 00:43:50,338 You don't know her name? 924 00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:51,739 I know her address. 925 00:43:51,741 --> 00:43:53,507 She's your ex-girlfriend? 926 00:43:53,509 --> 00:43:55,643 No, that crazy bitch? No fuckin' way. 927 00:43:55,645 --> 00:43:56,911 Met her online and now she wants revenge or something. 928 00:43:56,913 --> 00:43:59,347 - What for? - I don't know. 929 00:43:59,349 --> 00:44:01,415 For not being madly in love with her? 930 00:44:01,417 --> 00:44:04,952 I'm telling you, this girl is certifiably insane. 931 00:44:04,954 --> 00:44:07,288 Has she been in your home 932 00:44:07,290 --> 00:44:10,324 or had access to your computer within the last 48 hours? 933 00:44:10,326 --> 00:44:11,759 No. 934 00:44:11,761 --> 00:44:13,361 Does she have hacking skills? 935 00:44:13,363 --> 00:44:14,829 She got into my Twitter account 936 00:44:14,831 --> 00:44:17,832 and posted a bunch of tweets that got me fired. 937 00:44:17,834 --> 00:44:19,700 All right, and you have proof of this? 938 00:44:19,702 --> 00:44:20,702 I, no. 939 00:44:23,639 --> 00:44:26,741 Oh, well, either way, 940 00:44:26,743 --> 00:44:29,644 figuring out a Twitter password and hacking into an IP address 941 00:44:29,646 --> 00:44:31,512 are two wildly different skill sets. 942 00:44:31,514 --> 00:44:34,315 Besides, the files were found on your local hard drive, 943 00:44:34,317 --> 00:44:36,017 which means the hacker would have had to gain 944 00:44:36,019 --> 00:44:37,985 remote access to your computer, so... 945 00:44:37,987 --> 00:44:39,887 Yeah, I don't know how she did it, 946 00:44:39,889 --> 00:44:42,556 but I'm telling you it wasn't me. 947 00:44:42,558 --> 00:44:44,558 Okay, write down her name and address 948 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,661 and I will look into it. 949 00:44:46,663 --> 00:44:48,596 But I'm gonna level with you, Harris, 950 00:44:48,598 --> 00:44:50,464 what you're claiming is gonna be very hard to prove 951 00:44:50,466 --> 00:44:52,433 without a confession. 952 00:44:52,435 --> 00:44:54,302 If this goes to trial and you're convicted, 953 00:44:54,304 --> 00:44:56,037 you're looking at serious jail time. 954 00:44:56,039 --> 00:44:58,339 If you plead guilty, there's a very strong chance 955 00:44:58,341 --> 00:45:00,841 I can get you off with just a fine. 956 00:45:00,843 --> 00:45:01,776 Which would be what? 957 00:45:01,778 --> 00:45:02,943 I don't know. 958 00:45:02,945 --> 00:45:05,346 Numbers could be 50, could be 100. 959 00:45:05,348 --> 00:45:06,747 Thousand? 960 00:45:06,749 --> 00:45:10,551 Better than five years in a federal prison. 961 00:45:10,553 --> 00:45:11,652 Holy fuck. 962 00:45:11,654 --> 00:45:12,687 This cannot be happening. 963 00:45:12,689 --> 00:45:14,722 Well, it is. 964 00:45:14,724 --> 00:45:16,390 We go before a judge by the end of the week. 965 00:45:16,392 --> 00:45:17,491 If we don't have anything real 966 00:45:17,493 --> 00:45:18,893 to back up your claims by then, 967 00:45:18,895 --> 00:45:21,062 I strongly suggest pleading guilty. 968 00:45:21,064 --> 00:45:25,433 Now, is there anyone that you can call to bail you out? 969 00:45:28,804 --> 00:45:29,804 Uh. 970 00:45:30,706 --> 00:45:31,939 I don't have my phone, 971 00:45:31,941 --> 00:45:34,041 I don't know anyone's numbers. 972 00:45:34,043 --> 00:45:36,911 I could send a Facebook message. 973 00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:44,652 ♫ So lately been wondering 974 00:45:44,654 --> 00:45:48,823 ♫ Who will be there to take my place 975 00:45:48,825 --> 00:45:50,958 ♫ When I'm gone 976 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,027 Last call for alcohol! 977 00:45:53,029 --> 00:45:53,894 Harris! 978 00:45:53,896 --> 00:45:54,962 What, what? 979 00:45:54,964 --> 00:45:58,499 ♫ Shadows on your face 980 00:46:00,502 --> 00:46:01,802 I think maybe you've had enough. 981 00:46:01,804 --> 00:46:02,837 Let me take you home. 982 00:46:02,839 --> 00:46:03,839 Home. 983 00:46:05,707 --> 00:46:09,510 My home is either gonna be a jail cell 984 00:46:09,512 --> 00:46:13,981 or a fuckin' park bench, because my life is ruined. 985 00:46:13,983 --> 00:46:18,152 And all for what, 'cause some psychotic bitch felt spurned. 986 00:46:21,390 --> 00:46:23,591 There's gotta be something you can do, right? 987 00:46:23,593 --> 00:46:25,960 ♫ Way up high or down low 988 00:46:25,962 --> 00:46:27,495 According to my lawyer, 989 00:46:27,497 --> 00:46:29,397 barring a full confession from Riley, 990 00:46:29,399 --> 00:46:33,033 I'm looking at, best case scenario, 991 00:46:33,035 --> 00:46:35,669 a crippling fine and a spot 992 00:46:35,671 --> 00:46:38,739 on the registered sex offenders list. 993 00:46:40,075 --> 00:46:43,010 So I will be a convicted felon, 994 00:46:43,012 --> 00:46:44,712 won't be able to get a job, 995 00:46:44,714 --> 00:46:47,982 won't be able to leave town, can't vote. 996 00:46:47,984 --> 00:46:51,152 It's not like you even voted before. 997 00:46:53,488 --> 00:46:55,189 I'm sorry, man, I know, it's not funny. 998 00:46:55,191 --> 00:46:59,093 I'm just trying to lighten the mood here. 999 00:46:59,095 --> 00:47:02,730 ♫ Well I hope there's someone out there 1000 00:47:02,732 --> 00:47:04,999 ♫ Who can bring me back to you 1001 00:47:05,001 --> 00:47:07,201 Hey. Who knows? 1002 00:47:07,203 --> 00:47:10,471 Maybe Riley might have a change of heart. 1003 00:47:10,473 --> 00:47:11,572 She might admit to everything. 1004 00:47:11,574 --> 00:47:12,706 Why? 1005 00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:15,176 Why would she do that? Huh? 1006 00:47:15,178 --> 00:47:16,977 There's no way to prove she did anything. 1007 00:47:16,979 --> 00:47:19,513 She, she, she's fucking crazy. 1008 00:47:19,515 --> 00:47:20,781 She hates me. 1009 00:47:20,783 --> 00:47:23,017 There's no reason for her to. 1010 00:47:25,854 --> 00:47:26,854 What? 1011 00:47:29,591 --> 00:47:31,792 Think I just figured a way outta this. 1012 00:47:31,794 --> 00:47:32,693 Gotta go. 1013 00:47:32,695 --> 00:47:33,761 No, no, no, no, Harris! 1014 00:47:33,763 --> 00:47:34,962 I gotta fuckin' go, Chuck. 1015 00:47:34,964 --> 00:47:37,164 ♫ And bring me back to you 1016 00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:38,599 ♫ If I could 1017 00:47:59,988 --> 00:48:00,988 Riley? 1018 00:48:02,657 --> 00:48:04,892 Riley, it's Harris. 1019 00:48:04,894 --> 00:48:07,795 What do you want? 1020 00:48:07,797 --> 00:48:11,131 I just want to talk to you. 1021 00:48:11,133 --> 00:48:12,666 It's 2:30 in the morning. 1022 00:48:12,668 --> 00:48:14,034 Yeah, I know, I'm sorry. 1023 00:48:14,036 --> 00:48:15,036 I just, uh. 1024 00:48:17,272 --> 00:48:21,842 Doing a lot of soul searching these last few days and, uh. 1025 00:48:21,844 --> 00:48:24,979 I just really, I'd really like to talk to you, you know? 1026 00:48:24,981 --> 00:48:26,046 Face to face. 1027 00:48:27,949 --> 00:48:29,950 I... 1028 00:48:29,952 --> 00:48:33,120 Please, it'll just take a few minutes. 1029 00:48:44,199 --> 00:48:46,834 Thanks for letting me in, uh. 1030 00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:56,310 Just, um, make it quick. 1031 00:48:56,312 --> 00:48:59,013 I was about to go to sleep, so. 1032 00:48:59,015 --> 00:49:00,848 Yeah. 1033 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:01,882 Uh. 1034 00:49:04,786 --> 00:49:06,987 Just came by to say that, uh. 1035 00:49:09,858 --> 00:49:11,825 Say that I'm sorry 1036 00:49:11,827 --> 00:49:12,827 for 1037 00:49:15,063 --> 00:49:16,063 everything. 1038 00:49:17,732 --> 00:49:18,732 I, um. 1039 00:49:21,069 --> 00:49:24,305 I wasn't a good person to you and that's not who I am. 1040 00:49:24,307 --> 00:49:28,309 Or, I mean, at least it's not who I want to be and... 1041 00:49:29,778 --> 00:49:35,082 So, I'm sorry that I hurt you 1042 00:49:35,084 --> 00:49:38,285 and I'm sorry that I used you 1043 00:49:38,287 --> 00:49:40,054 and I'm sorry that. 1044 00:49:43,224 --> 00:49:45,726 Sorry I made you feel like you didn't matter. 1045 00:49:48,129 --> 00:49:52,299 I wish I could say I had some kind of excuse, but... 1046 00:49:55,671 --> 00:49:57,304 I'm just a selfish asshole 1047 00:49:57,306 --> 00:50:01,675 who didn't care about anybody's feelings but his own. 1048 00:50:09,050 --> 00:50:10,918 Why are you telling me this? 1049 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:14,755 'Cause I don't wanna be that person anymore. 1050 00:50:16,725 --> 00:50:19,293 And it took what happened between us 1051 00:50:19,295 --> 00:50:22,196 for me to realize that and... 1052 00:50:22,198 --> 00:50:26,166 So, I just wanted to say I'm sorry 1053 00:50:26,168 --> 00:50:29,003 and, I guess thank you 1054 00:50:32,941 --> 00:50:35,843 for showing me how fucked up I was. 1055 00:50:42,417 --> 00:50:43,651 Well. 1056 00:50:45,787 --> 00:50:47,788 You're welcome, I guess. 1057 00:50:49,357 --> 00:50:52,126 You wanna hug it out? 1058 00:50:53,429 --> 00:50:55,329 You know me, I'm a hugger. 1059 00:50:56,331 --> 00:50:57,931 Sure. 1060 00:51:10,345 --> 00:51:14,448 Well, I'll let you get some sleep. 1061 00:51:14,450 --> 00:51:17,985 Thanks for letting me talk. 1062 00:51:22,891 --> 00:51:23,891 Wait. 1063 00:51:27,062 --> 00:51:29,063 I want to apologize too. 1064 00:51:31,266 --> 00:51:32,266 For what? 1065 00:51:39,174 --> 00:51:43,310 You really hurt me, Harris, 1066 00:51:43,312 --> 00:51:45,212 and it sucked, but, um... 1067 00:51:48,249 --> 00:51:51,485 I lashed out and it wasn't fair to you. 1068 00:51:53,354 --> 00:51:55,189 - It's okay. - No. 1069 00:51:56,391 --> 00:51:58,092 No, it's not okay. 1070 00:51:59,494 --> 00:52:03,931 That fake suicide stunt I pulled was not cool 1071 00:52:03,933 --> 00:52:07,000 and I, I kind of do that stuff a lot. 1072 00:52:09,037 --> 00:52:10,204 Anyway, I'm sorry. 1073 00:52:14,342 --> 00:52:15,943 It's all right. 1074 00:52:15,945 --> 00:52:18,145 I guess we kind of both lost our heads there. 1075 00:52:18,147 --> 00:52:20,447 Yeah. 1076 00:52:24,886 --> 00:52:26,987 Is there anything else? 1077 00:52:28,957 --> 00:52:29,957 Like what? 1078 00:52:31,192 --> 00:52:32,993 I don't know, um... 1079 00:52:34,496 --> 00:52:37,765 anything else you want to come clean about? 1080 00:52:37,767 --> 00:52:40,868 Like, that you did to me. 1081 00:52:42,937 --> 00:52:45,806 I don't, I don't, uh, 1082 00:52:45,808 --> 00:52:49,042 know what you're talking about, Harris. 1083 00:52:51,913 --> 00:52:53,280 So you don't know anything about 1084 00:52:53,282 --> 00:52:56,950 any child pornography on my laptop? 1085 00:52:56,952 --> 00:52:58,252 The what? 1086 00:52:58,254 --> 00:53:00,788 I know it was you, Riley. 1087 00:53:03,993 --> 00:53:04,993 Okay. 1088 00:53:05,894 --> 00:53:07,427 I, you need to leave. 1089 00:53:11,299 --> 00:53:13,333 I'll leave if you admit what you did. 1090 00:53:13,335 --> 00:53:15,869 - Let go of me. - Just admit it. 1091 00:53:15,871 --> 00:53:16,904 Just admit it. 1092 00:53:16,906 --> 00:53:19,907 Just admit what you did. 1093 00:53:19,909 --> 00:53:21,141 Let go of me or I'll scream. 1094 00:53:21,143 --> 00:53:22,342 You're not gonna scream. 1095 00:53:22,344 --> 00:53:23,377 Just calm down. 1096 00:53:25,247 --> 00:53:26,380 Stop! 1097 00:53:26,382 --> 00:53:28,248 Just shut up! 1098 00:53:28,250 --> 00:53:29,283 Why are you doing this? 1099 00:53:29,285 --> 00:53:31,285 Why do you want to ruin my life? 1100 00:53:35,057 --> 00:53:36,323 Are you okay? 1101 00:53:36,325 --> 00:53:39,827 - Call the police! - No, don't! 1102 00:53:39,829 --> 00:53:41,295 Tell the cops what you did, Riley, 1103 00:53:41,297 --> 00:53:44,364 or I'm coming back here, I swear to God. 1104 00:53:49,938 --> 00:53:51,338 Harris, it's Ronald Dale. 1105 00:53:51,340 --> 00:53:53,907 What the hell did you do last night? 1106 00:53:53,909 --> 00:53:55,375 Nothing, I was home all night. 1107 00:53:55,377 --> 00:53:57,110 You're lying. 1108 00:53:57,112 --> 00:53:59,446 You were at that woman's place last night, Miller? 1109 00:53:59,448 --> 00:54:01,014 How the hell do you know that? 1110 00:54:01,016 --> 00:54:02,216 Because she wants to file 1111 00:54:02,218 --> 00:54:03,951 a restraining order against you. 1112 00:54:03,953 --> 00:54:06,053 She claims you attacked her last night. 1113 00:54:06,055 --> 00:54:07,955 What were you thinking, Harris? 1114 00:54:07,957 --> 00:54:10,324 Do you understand how bad this looks for us? 1115 00:54:10,326 --> 00:54:12,426 It practically negates your entire defense, 1116 00:54:12,428 --> 00:54:14,361 which is thin to begin with. 1117 00:54:14,363 --> 00:54:18,498 I didn't attack her, I was trying to get her to confess. 1118 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:20,100 This is another of her manipulations. 1119 00:54:20,102 --> 00:54:22,202 She's trying to play us. 1120 00:54:22,204 --> 00:54:24,338 I checked her out, Harris. 1121 00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:27,441 She's got alibis during the time the files were downloaded. 1122 00:54:27,443 --> 00:54:30,277 Pictures on Instagram, updates on Facebook, 1123 00:54:30,279 --> 00:54:32,512 I mean, the girl puts her whole life online, 1124 00:54:32,514 --> 00:54:35,015 but unfortunately for you that works against us. 1125 00:54:35,017 --> 00:54:36,383 She hired someone then. 1126 00:54:36,385 --> 00:54:38,252 It's possible, but don't try 1127 00:54:38,254 --> 00:54:39,920 and do any more detective work yourself. 1128 00:54:39,922 --> 00:54:41,355 You have two days. 1129 00:54:41,357 --> 00:54:43,624 Lay low and think about what I told you. 1130 00:54:43,626 --> 00:54:45,392 I can keep you out of prison, 1131 00:54:45,394 --> 00:54:47,461 but not if you keep mucking it up for yourself. 1132 00:54:47,463 --> 00:54:48,463 Okay? 1133 00:55:18,459 --> 00:55:21,561 What should be your name? 1134 00:55:24,532 --> 00:55:25,699 Robby Barnett. 1135 00:56:10,278 --> 00:56:12,679 Oh, Riley, Riley, Riley. 1136 00:56:12,681 --> 00:56:15,549 You really should keep your profile private, babe, 1137 00:56:15,551 --> 00:56:17,451 there's creeps out there. 1138 00:56:19,587 --> 00:56:22,089 "Aced my Behavioral Psych final! 1139 00:56:22,091 --> 00:56:23,557 "Time to celebrate!" 1140 00:56:24,559 --> 00:56:25,592 Okay. 1141 00:56:56,024 --> 00:56:58,091 All right, let's do this. 1142 00:57:13,374 --> 00:57:16,209 Come on, Riley, where are you? 1143 00:57:16,211 --> 00:57:17,377 Where are you? 1144 00:57:23,117 --> 00:57:24,284 There you are. 1145 00:57:46,674 --> 00:57:47,674 That's it. 1146 00:57:49,510 --> 00:57:51,845 Do some swiping. 1147 00:57:51,847 --> 00:57:56,349 I know you want to find some other guy to terrorize. 1148 00:58:02,657 --> 00:58:05,459 Hey, do I know you? 1149 00:58:05,461 --> 00:58:08,762 I think we have Behavioral Psych together. 1150 00:58:22,176 --> 00:58:23,710 Come on, Riley, respond. 1151 00:58:23,712 --> 00:58:25,345 Come on, come on. 1152 00:58:27,381 --> 00:58:28,615 Come on, come on. 1153 00:58:30,118 --> 00:58:31,618 There we go. 1154 00:58:31,620 --> 00:58:33,787 I usually sit in the back. 1155 00:58:35,389 --> 00:58:37,557 How'd you do on the final? 1156 00:58:42,597 --> 00:58:43,697 Aced it. 1157 00:58:43,699 --> 00:58:44,664 You? 1158 00:58:44,666 --> 00:58:46,266 Same. 1159 00:58:46,268 --> 00:58:47,767 What you doing tonight? 1160 00:58:47,769 --> 00:58:49,636 We should celebrate. 1161 00:58:52,441 --> 00:58:55,308 "I'll be at the Virgil, you should drop by." 1162 00:58:55,310 --> 00:58:56,310 Mm, yes. 1163 00:58:56,911 --> 00:58:58,278 I'll be there. 1164 00:59:00,715 --> 00:59:01,715 Shit. 1165 00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,481 ♫ No time to come 1166 00:59:34,483 --> 00:59:36,216 ♫ Your race is run 1167 00:59:36,218 --> 00:59:39,219 ♫ No time to shine 1168 00:59:40,655 --> 00:59:41,821 ♫ All cloaked in gloom 1169 00:59:41,823 --> 00:59:43,890 ♫ You broke too soon 1170 00:59:43,892 --> 00:59:47,761 ♫ And left behind too late 1171 00:59:50,766 --> 00:59:54,367 ♫ Why do you wait 1172 00:59:54,369 --> 00:59:58,538 ♫ To see the golden gate 1173 00:59:58,540 --> 01:00:02,309 ♫ The many hearts we found 1174 01:00:02,311 --> 01:00:05,312 ♫ Would not be hard 1175 01:00:21,629 --> 01:00:24,698 ♫ My girl says so 1176 01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:27,400 ♫ Got a style 1177 01:01:04,038 --> 01:01:07,340 Hey, can I get a vodka cranberry please? 1178 01:01:07,342 --> 01:01:08,875 Hey, can I get a vodka cranberry? 1179 01:01:08,877 --> 01:01:09,877 Of course. 1180 01:01:25,559 --> 01:01:27,494 That'll be ten dollars. 1181 01:01:29,297 --> 01:01:31,031 Great, thank you. 1182 01:03:12,767 --> 01:03:13,933 That guy Robby's here. 1183 01:03:13,935 --> 01:03:15,769 I'm gonna go meet him. 1184 01:04:07,889 --> 01:04:09,055 Riley. 1185 01:04:09,057 --> 01:04:10,156 Riley, relax. 1186 01:04:10,158 --> 01:04:11,758 Riley, calm down. 1187 01:04:12,993 --> 01:04:14,994 Riley, for God's sake. 1188 01:04:14,996 --> 01:04:17,230 I told you to fuckin' stop. 1189 01:04:18,666 --> 01:04:19,799 Jesus. 1190 01:04:19,801 --> 01:04:21,100 You see what you've done to me? 1191 01:04:21,102 --> 01:04:22,735 You see what you've turned me into? 1192 01:04:22,737 --> 01:04:26,005 I have never hurt anybody in my entire life 1193 01:04:26,007 --> 01:04:28,007 and I don't want to tonight, Riley, I don't, 1194 01:04:28,009 --> 01:04:29,709 do you understand? 1195 01:04:31,111 --> 01:04:33,012 Good. 1196 01:04:33,014 --> 01:04:36,149 If you do exactly what I tell you to do, 1197 01:04:38,853 --> 01:04:41,554 this all ends tonight. 1198 01:04:41,556 --> 01:04:44,624 Is that what you want? 1199 01:04:44,626 --> 01:04:46,759 Good, me too, me too, that's what I want. 1200 01:04:46,761 --> 01:04:50,997 So I'm gonna take that gag off so you can talk, 1201 01:04:50,999 --> 01:04:54,033 but you're not gonna scream, okay? 1202 01:04:57,071 --> 01:04:58,071 Okay. 1203 01:05:00,007 --> 01:05:01,241 Put this away. 1204 01:05:03,143 --> 01:05:04,844 Taking it off now. 1205 01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:20,960 See? 1206 01:05:20,962 --> 01:05:23,296 Cooperating. 1207 01:05:23,298 --> 01:05:27,200 This doesn't have to be difficult, Riley. 1208 01:05:27,202 --> 01:05:29,002 Where am I? 1209 01:05:29,004 --> 01:05:31,104 You don't need to know. 1210 01:05:31,106 --> 01:05:34,607 All you need to know is that it's just you and me here 1211 01:05:34,609 --> 01:05:37,043 all weekend if that's what it takes. 1212 01:05:37,045 --> 01:05:40,747 Oh, and don't bother trying to escape 'cause 1213 01:05:41,982 --> 01:05:45,218 we're locked up nice and tight. 1214 01:05:45,220 --> 01:05:46,819 That guy Robby, 1215 01:05:47,955 --> 01:05:50,156 that was you the whole time? 1216 01:05:50,158 --> 01:05:52,258 A little taste of your own medicine, huh? 1217 01:05:54,062 --> 01:05:56,563 That's my friends. 1218 01:05:56,565 --> 01:05:59,132 I bet they're looking for me. 1219 01:05:59,134 --> 01:06:01,134 They've been texting you for a few hours now, 1220 01:06:01,136 --> 01:06:05,004 that's why, um, that's why I need your passcode. 1221 01:06:05,006 --> 01:06:06,205 What? 1222 01:06:06,207 --> 01:06:07,340 I need to unlock your phone. 1223 01:06:07,342 --> 01:06:09,342 Can I get your passcode? 1224 01:06:10,311 --> 01:06:12,045 And just remember, Riley, 1225 01:06:12,047 --> 01:06:17,216 whatever happens next is entirely up to you. 1226 01:06:19,954 --> 01:06:22,789 0-9-0-2. 1227 01:06:25,125 --> 01:06:26,125 Ah, voila. 1228 01:06:28,195 --> 01:06:29,996 Thank you, Riley. 1229 01:06:29,998 --> 01:06:32,699 See, if the rest of the night goes just like this, 1230 01:06:32,701 --> 01:06:35,301 we'll be done in no time. 1231 01:06:35,303 --> 01:06:36,336 Okay. 1232 01:06:36,338 --> 01:06:37,338 How's it look? 1233 01:06:40,642 --> 01:06:41,975 Left with Robby. 1234 01:06:44,111 --> 01:06:46,045 No need to wait up. 1235 01:06:46,047 --> 01:06:47,981 Ooh, Brunch tomorrow? 1236 01:06:50,951 --> 01:06:51,951 Sent. 1237 01:06:53,354 --> 01:06:54,988 See what happens. 1238 01:06:54,990 --> 01:06:57,056 Oh, look, she's typing. 1239 01:06:57,058 --> 01:06:58,324 "Slut." 1240 01:06:58,326 --> 01:07:00,093 "Call me tomorrow." 1241 01:07:01,095 --> 01:07:02,362 That takes care of that. 1242 01:07:02,364 --> 01:07:05,064 And you will call her tomorrow, 1243 01:07:05,066 --> 01:07:06,099 as long as you don't give me any trouble 1244 01:07:06,101 --> 01:07:07,767 with this next part. 1245 01:07:08,669 --> 01:07:10,169 What do you want? 1246 01:07:10,171 --> 01:07:13,740 I want a full confession. 1247 01:07:13,742 --> 01:07:15,642 I don't know what you want me to confess to. 1248 01:07:15,644 --> 01:07:18,645 Goddammit, Riley, I thought we weren't gonna do this. 1249 01:07:18,647 --> 01:07:21,714 I'm cooperating, I just don't know what you want. 1250 01:07:21,716 --> 01:07:23,082 Just stop! 1251 01:07:23,084 --> 01:07:24,851 For fuck's sake, enough of your games. 1252 01:07:24,853 --> 01:07:27,420 Just tell the fucking truth for once in your life. 1253 01:07:27,422 --> 01:07:28,721 Okay, okay. 1254 01:07:30,157 --> 01:07:33,826 I'll confess, to everything. 1255 01:07:35,230 --> 01:07:36,262 Yes, finally. 1256 01:07:37,297 --> 01:07:39,165 Thank you. 1257 01:07:39,167 --> 01:07:41,834 All right, just don't hurt me, please. 1258 01:07:41,836 --> 01:07:44,270 I won't, okay, here we go. 1259 01:07:44,272 --> 01:07:47,840 All right, I want you to look straight in the camera 1260 01:07:47,842 --> 01:07:51,010 and when I tell you to, start talking. 1261 01:07:52,246 --> 01:07:53,446 Well, wait, aren't you gonna 1262 01:07:53,448 --> 01:07:55,415 take me to the police station? 1263 01:07:55,417 --> 01:07:57,817 Oh, yeah, so you can just start lying to the cops 1264 01:07:57,819 --> 01:07:59,259 the second you walk through the door? 1265 01:08:00,055 --> 01:08:02,955 No, Riley, it has to be like this. 1266 01:08:04,124 --> 01:08:05,958 What do you want me to say? 1267 01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:07,760 Don't be difficult, Riley. 1268 01:08:07,762 --> 01:08:12,231 I'm not, I just, I'm, I'm nervous 1269 01:08:12,233 --> 01:08:15,868 and I don't want to miss anything, okay? 1270 01:08:15,870 --> 01:08:16,870 Fine. 1271 01:08:18,038 --> 01:08:21,007 Tell them about how we first met. 1272 01:08:21,009 --> 01:08:24,243 Tell them how you hounded me incessantly, 1273 01:08:24,245 --> 01:08:25,812 how you stalked me, 1274 01:08:25,814 --> 01:08:27,413 and then when you discovered 1275 01:08:27,415 --> 01:08:29,182 that we weren't gonna be together forever, 1276 01:08:29,184 --> 01:08:31,050 how you took your revenge. 1277 01:08:31,052 --> 01:08:33,786 You hacked into my Twitter account, you got me fired, 1278 01:08:33,788 --> 01:08:37,457 and then, and this is the most important part, 1279 01:08:37,459 --> 01:08:40,860 tell them how you somehow remotely downloaded 1280 01:08:40,862 --> 01:08:44,330 five gigs of child pornography onto my computer, 1281 01:08:44,332 --> 01:08:48,067 which could get me sent to prison for half a decade. 1282 01:08:48,069 --> 01:08:49,069 Harris, I. 1283 01:08:53,006 --> 01:08:56,976 Okay, I'll. 1284 01:08:56,978 --> 01:08:59,212 I'll say all of that. 1285 01:08:59,214 --> 01:09:00,214 Thank you. 1286 01:09:01,248 --> 01:09:02,415 Are you ready? 1287 01:09:03,417 --> 01:09:04,751 Yeah. 1288 01:09:04,753 --> 01:09:05,753 Great. 1289 01:09:08,455 --> 01:09:09,455 Go ahead. 1290 01:09:13,060 --> 01:09:15,128 - Wait. - What? What, Riley? 1291 01:09:15,130 --> 01:09:16,829 For fuck's sake, I know this is gonna be hard on you, 1292 01:09:16,831 --> 01:09:18,397 just, you don't really have a choice. 1293 01:09:18,399 --> 01:09:22,001 I want to confess to everything. 1294 01:09:24,139 --> 01:09:26,806 It's just, this won't work. 1295 01:09:26,808 --> 01:09:28,775 Why? Why the fuck not? 1296 01:09:28,777 --> 01:09:30,343 Because look at me, Harris, 1297 01:09:30,345 --> 01:09:34,313 I'm a crying mess and I'm tied to a chair. 1298 01:09:34,315 --> 01:09:38,217 It looks like I'm, like I'm kidnapped. 1299 01:09:38,219 --> 01:09:40,253 Can't do anything about that. 1300 01:09:40,255 --> 01:09:42,255 - You could untie me. - I don't think so. 1301 01:09:42,257 --> 01:09:44,524 Wait, just listen. 1302 01:09:44,526 --> 01:09:48,327 You could untie me and I could wash up in the bathroom 1303 01:09:48,329 --> 01:09:49,996 and then I could film the video, 1304 01:09:49,998 --> 01:09:51,831 I could, I could make, like, an Instagram video 1305 01:09:51,833 --> 01:09:54,934 where I'm bragging about how I screwed up your life 1306 01:09:54,936 --> 01:09:57,303 and then, and then you could show that to the cops 1307 01:09:57,305 --> 01:10:00,039 and I'll, I'll confess to everything at the police station 1308 01:10:00,041 --> 01:10:03,209 and it'll seem totally real, you know? 1309 01:10:05,179 --> 01:10:06,546 Why? 1310 01:10:06,548 --> 01:10:08,948 Why would you do that? 1311 01:10:08,950 --> 01:10:12,318 Because, 1312 01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:13,320 you got me. 1313 01:10:15,055 --> 01:10:17,223 You won. 1314 01:10:17,225 --> 01:10:20,193 I give up. 1315 01:10:20,195 --> 01:10:22,128 You're just clever. 1316 01:10:24,231 --> 01:10:28,267 This is exactly the kind of clever shit you pulled on me. 1317 01:10:28,269 --> 01:10:30,203 It's a gift, I guess. 1318 01:10:37,511 --> 01:10:39,145 Fine. 1319 01:10:39,147 --> 01:10:42,081 There's a bathroom attached to the stage. 1320 01:10:42,083 --> 01:10:44,116 It'll work, I swear. 1321 01:10:44,118 --> 01:10:47,053 Riley, don't try a fucking thing. 1322 01:10:52,326 --> 01:10:54,894 I want you to tell me what you're gonna say. 1323 01:10:54,896 --> 01:10:56,295 Anything you want. 1324 01:11:07,407 --> 01:11:10,943 Can you get me some paper towels please? 1325 01:11:23,190 --> 01:11:25,458 Should talk about how, 1326 01:11:25,460 --> 01:11:27,293 should talk about how stupid I am, how you tricked me, 1327 01:11:27,295 --> 01:11:29,495 but don't use my name, it can't feel staged. 1328 01:11:29,497 --> 01:11:31,497 Okay, got it. 1329 01:11:37,104 --> 01:11:38,404 I think I'm ready. 1330 01:11:40,908 --> 01:11:42,341 Shit. 1331 01:11:42,343 --> 01:11:43,376 My hands are so wet. 1332 01:11:43,378 --> 01:11:45,912 Can I have another paper towel? 1333 01:11:45,914 --> 01:11:47,146 Oh. 1334 01:12:00,361 --> 01:12:03,963 Goddammit! 1335 01:12:03,965 --> 01:12:06,198 Fuckin' bitch! 1336 01:12:11,038 --> 01:12:13,406 Goddammit. 1337 01:12:14,441 --> 01:12:15,474 Riley! 1338 01:12:22,349 --> 01:12:24,650 Riley, where the fuck are you? 1339 01:12:26,053 --> 01:12:27,053 God. 1340 01:12:33,527 --> 01:12:34,527 Riley! 1341 01:12:39,032 --> 01:12:40,466 Riley! 1342 01:13:11,298 --> 01:13:12,565 You think you can get away from me that easy, 1343 01:13:12,567 --> 01:13:14,100 you crazy bitch? 1344 01:13:14,102 --> 01:13:15,102 Huh? 1345 01:13:24,144 --> 01:13:25,144 Goddammit. 1346 01:14:02,382 --> 01:14:04,083 You call me crazy. 1347 01:14:33,747 --> 01:14:34,747 Hello? 1348 01:14:37,517 --> 01:14:38,517 Help! 1349 01:14:41,589 --> 01:14:42,589 Help me! 1350 01:14:55,635 --> 01:14:56,635 Help! 1351 01:15:01,842 --> 01:15:02,842 Hello! 1352 01:15:04,344 --> 01:15:05,444 Help, please! 1353 01:15:06,646 --> 01:15:07,646 Please! 1354 01:15:19,159 --> 01:15:20,392 You stabbed me. 1355 01:16:43,643 --> 01:16:44,677 Riley. 1356 01:16:47,547 --> 01:16:49,682 Why didn't you just confess? 1357 01:17:05,832 --> 01:17:06,932 Hello? 1358 01:17:06,934 --> 01:17:08,567 Jesus Christ, Harris. 1359 01:17:08,569 --> 01:17:10,302 I've been trying to reach you all night. 1360 01:17:10,304 --> 01:17:12,371 It's Ronald Dale, your lawyer. 1361 01:17:12,373 --> 01:17:13,739 Where the hell have you been? 1362 01:17:13,741 --> 01:17:14,773 Huh? 1363 01:17:14,775 --> 01:17:16,542 Uh-oh, are you drunk? 1364 01:17:16,544 --> 01:17:18,310 Harris, listen to me very carefully. 1365 01:17:18,312 --> 01:17:19,478 You're off the hook. 1366 01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:20,779 What? 1367 01:17:20,781 --> 01:17:22,648 Yeah, you were right, sort of. 1368 01:17:22,650 --> 01:17:25,651 Turns out you were hacked, but not by that girl. 1369 01:17:25,653 --> 01:17:27,853 By some 15-year-old kid named Keenan. 1370 01:17:27,855 --> 01:17:29,688 Gil Keenan from Colorado Springs. 1371 01:17:29,690 --> 01:17:31,657 - Heard of him? - Keenan? 1372 01:17:31,659 --> 01:17:32,858 Yeah, you probably know him 1373 01:17:32,860 --> 01:17:35,394 from his online name, ShadowMan. 1374 01:17:35,396 --> 01:17:37,296 Apparently you mocked him on some video game. 1375 01:17:37,298 --> 01:17:38,897 Can you believe that? 1376 01:17:38,899 --> 01:17:41,667 His mom caught him, made him 'fess up to everything. 1377 01:17:41,669 --> 01:17:42,968 I got the call yesterday and I've been trying 1378 01:17:42,970 --> 01:17:44,737 to call you ever since. 1379 01:17:44,739 --> 01:17:47,673 You're off the hook, Harris, you're a free man. 1380 01:17:47,675 --> 01:17:48,774 Go celebrate! 1381 01:17:50,043 --> 01:17:51,710 Hello? 1382 01:17:51,712 --> 01:17:52,945 Harris? 1383 01:17:52,947 --> 01:17:54,546 Are you there? 1384 01:17:54,548 --> 01:17:55,548 Hello? 1385 01:18:06,493 --> 01:18:07,493 Hey, you. 1386 01:18:09,396 --> 01:18:11,730 What are you doing out here? 1387 01:18:12,899 --> 01:18:15,668 Jesus, what the hell happened? 1388 01:18:15,670 --> 01:18:17,303 Holy fuckin' Christ. 1389 01:18:17,305 --> 01:18:21,006 Get your hands where I can see 'em, now! 1390 01:18:21,008 --> 01:18:23,742 I need backup at 3421 Empire Boulevard. 1391 01:18:23,744 --> 01:18:24,710 Got a maniac here. 1392 01:18:24,712 --> 01:18:26,545 He killed some poor girl. 1393 01:18:45,065 --> 01:18:48,901 ♫ I was drifting 1394 01:18:48,903 --> 01:18:52,338 ♫ Into dreaming 1395 01:18:52,340 --> 01:18:55,941 ♫ And I saw something 1396 01:18:55,943 --> 01:19:00,346 ♫ I hadn't seen before 1397 01:19:00,348 --> 01:19:03,782 ♫ Two young ladies 1398 01:19:03,784 --> 01:19:07,920 ♫ I hadn't seen since high school 1399 01:19:07,922 --> 01:19:11,423 ♫ Holding a piece of me 1400 01:19:11,425 --> 01:19:14,993 ♫ Inside a plastic jar 1401 01:19:14,995 --> 01:19:20,065 ♫ And there was a hook attached to it 1402 01:19:22,902 --> 01:19:26,872 ♫ And they were attached at the hip 1403 01:19:46,559 --> 01:19:50,028 ♫ I was driving on vacation 1404 01:19:53,466 --> 01:19:57,002 ♫ And I saw something 1405 01:19:57,004 --> 01:20:00,839 ♫ I hadn't seen in years 1406 01:20:00,841 --> 01:20:04,910 ♫ The man was seizing 1407 01:20:04,912 --> 01:20:08,480 ♫ On the pavement flailing 1408 01:20:08,482 --> 01:20:12,418 ♫ And I did nothing 1409 01:20:12,420 --> 01:20:16,455 ♫ A white-dressed woman carried him off 1410 01:20:16,457 --> 01:20:19,858 ♫ I didn't lift a finger 1411 01:20:23,797 --> 01:20:27,032 ♫ I didn't stop my car 1412 01:20:31,671 --> 01:20:34,873 ♫ I just kept on driving 1413 01:20:39,078 --> 01:20:43,081 ♫ I didn't help that man at all 1414 01:20:45,452 --> 01:20:48,921 ♫ And I hope he forgives me. 94575