Original subtitles

Jack!

- Welcome to Sweden! - Thank you.

- You must be the guy. - The guy from Stockholm. At your disposal.

- Come. We need a manly embrace. - That?

I need! Come on! Come on!

I can not wait! You can not understand... I practiced with the Swedish, hear this:

I am on paternity leave.

- I do not know what that means. - You do not know? I thought you were the guy ...

I am on paternity leave.

They told me it's one of the most common phrases.

No, then, I know what it means ... They say, if I'm not mistaken ...

tourists...

when there's an emergency.

- Good to know! - Yeah.

I am on paternity leave.

- We are ready? - Yes'!

I want to do everything! I have the whole day for you.

I want to go to the Vasa Museum, I want to go to the ABBA Museum ...

I want a couple of those cool underpants from Bjorn Borg,

- the tight ones, if you know where they sell them ... - OK! You are well informed!

I'm very loaded! Jack Black in Stockholm! Here we go!

We have all day.Yes'! We will start with ...

Hey! Thing...?

It's a joke?

They kidnapped him. Has anyone seen it?

I'm on paternity leave!

Can you hear me? I speak...

Do I have to get it cropped up? Are you on paterrrhetic leave?

I'm on paternity leave!

Why'?

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Are you looking for a ransom? Because I have nothing.

Nothing at all! No one will come looking for me if you ask for a ransom!

You took the wrong one!

No, no, please, no!

I'll do anything, also suck your c ...

- Surprise! - Surprise!

Bachelor party!

No! No!

It's not done!

It's not like that! That...

And what the hell, guys!

- Hassan? - Hi, Bruce.

Hello...

IS...

Excuse me, who are you?

I'm Karl, Sofia's boyfriend.

Quite right.

- And who is Sofia?- My girlfriend.

A colleague of Emma.

Right, yes ... Thanks for coming.

- He has the car. - I see. Now it's all clear.

We're all there, then.

Hassan ... I'm sorry but I'm not there, why are you here

I have my reasons.

Ok. Now can you get me out of here?

Oh dear. Has been...

It was horrible. I had afraid of dying in there.

It's not ... It's not nice! I almost made it!

Welcome to your first goodbye to Swedish bachelorhood.

- It's like this here. - You should have asked first!

- Maybe I had an important commitment ... - Did you have an important commitment?

Yes, actually yes ...

Look, Hassan, it's been a while, and ...

I'm sorry I told you that I was Canadian.

I admit, I was wrong.

Yes'.

You were wrong, Bruce.

You were wrong.

Well.

- Did you send the email? - Yeah, I wrote her to come right away. Done!

Perfect! When it arrives tell her she's fired,

she'll look like: "Cooosa"?

Then we arrive and we all do: Moehippa! "

- What what? - Moehippa,

- that is, bachelorette party in Swedish. - Moehippa ?

Moehippa.

- Do you think you can do it? - Sure, rest assured, I made a ...

- acting course at school, so ... - Really?

And the password?

- That? - Password!

- Good idea! - We stand behind the door,

and when we hear it, we come out!

Oh yes'! So ...

Let's ... The key word is ...

Come on, something!

coming!

Is coming! Arrives! Arrives!

Action!

So you could tell a little about what ...

What happened here, how did it go?

Ok ... On that side, three or four men with his face covered, all in black.

They took him, dragged to the car, they closed the trunk and left.

- Very fast. - So you stayed there?

You didn't try to do something or ...

Well, I was shocked.

And ... I did something. I shouted to everyone:

I am on paternity leave.

Okay okay. One thing at a time.Now let's start with this ...

- Let's have a nice selfie. - Thing?

Yes'! Make me a smiling face.

- Has been kidnapped. Do you understand? - Sure. Don't worry now.

Can you tell me the name of this person?

I do not remember What's your name. He was...

the guy.

Okay, I know it's a guy. But what's the name of this guy?

No, I mean, he's the guy, the guy from Stockholm!

I don't remember the name. Was...

- What did he look like? - Right , it's a good question, yes.

A face we say normal, no particular sign.

- The total nothingness. - OK.

So I'd say we do so'. You boy.

Take a picture with him, with Jack Black.

- Are you kidding me? - OK. Yes'.

- Here it is. Beautiful expression. - Has been kidnapped.

It was fast!

Ok.

Let's get inside with this goodbye to the celibacy, come on. It will be funny.

- I have some things in mind that we could do. - No. No, no, no. You have no say in the matter.

We've already planned everything.

It will be a nightmare.

and hung upside down until he died?

But it's just a horrible thing.

Yes, maybe you're right.

Hey, Bengt,

leave the carpet alone. We use only safe torture methods.

But I don't want to be tortured. What if I refuse?

You can not! Rejection is illegal.

This will be the day worst of your life.

We will make you suffer.

That's why I'm here!

They promised me that you will suffer!

Emma ...

Emma, ​​Emma.

You '?

I carry with me a ...

news.

Heavy ...

like a ... boulder.

fire you?

What? Where did you hear that?

No, it's just a guess, since you are acting strangely.

No. I wouldn't say.

But you will be fired.

- What? - That's right. I received an email ...

which says ... well, it wasn't meant for me,

but as soon as I read it I thought that I had to let you know.

- What does it say? Can I read it?- You can't read it, it's in English.

And it's not for me.

Absolutely. He sent her ...

Diane,

who forwarded it to American management.

You think you should be ...

- expelled. - Hunted?

- Exactly. - You wrote ...

- that I should be kicked out? - Precisely.

I was a damn dog!

And why ever, then?

Do you know what I'm saying? Diane ...

is a false, vile, bitch!

- But no ... - Yes, instead.

Everyone's character has different facets, in my opinion.

No. For me she has only one face.

- No, no ... - It's a real bitch.

It's so hilarious. What are they saying?

It is difficult to translate.

They are more than anything else Swedish ways of saying.

- Sounds cool. - Yeah.

That inflated balloon!

If I get fired for this ...

So Marie? Neither knows the spelling! 177

Who absents himself with the excuse of his children.

He would first warn when it comes to work.

And what about Jenny, that arrives at 11 and leaves at 3?

All of them are workers worse than me!

Jenny is one of ours most reliable employees.

So reliable to do your partner's boyfriend?

And instead it's me who I should be fired!

- Keyword. - Keyword?

- Keyword! - Keyword?

- Surprise! - Surprise.

Hen party!

- Good job! - What did you think?

- You went fine. - I was good, eh?

- Yes'? - Yes'!

- Hen party. - Hen party.

- Hen party. - Yay.

One for Bengt.

- One for Bruce. One for ... - Thank you.

- Karl. - Karl, right.

So ... this will be the party most crazy of all time.

It will be legendary.

We will tell it to our grandchildren.

Hey, look at this.

A tattoo machine.

- Do you need a license to use it? - In Sweden?

No.

Okay, Bruce. You want us to shoot you on paint bullets ...

or do you want to wear a pink bunny costume?

- None of the two. - OK.

Hen party, oh! Hen party, eh!

Hen party, oh!

Hey, what's this?

This is a box in which we have asked questions for you.

Wow! Mysterious questions.

What an emotion!

Ok. "Be honest:

Say one thing you hate each of the present ".

I think I already have answered this one here.

Oh yes'?

- Next question? - Yes'.

"Which of your friends should go in bed with another boy? "

Do you know what? It's a stupid game.

So'...

Hen Party! Hen party!

Hen Party! Hen party!

Hen Party! Farewell to the Hen! Hen party!

Ok, say, "Cheese!"

Perfect.

Thanks a lot.

- Yes'? Are you there too? - OMG.

I'm really sorry for what I said earlier about absences for children.

- Forgive me. - Anyway, don't worry.

How we do this mortuary cabbage?

The girls are there panicking, I tell you.

We'll do as we did at school.

Okay.

No, no, God, I didn't mean that!

- No! - No?

Tequila.

Ok, splendours, here's to you: tequila!

Welcome back, my friend.

Ok, last one.

Do you know what? I'm sorry.

Girls, I love you. You are magnificent.

I've been stressed lately, and I said stupid things,

and I'm sorry, okay?

Now let's not think about it,

and we do this on best hen party ever.

- Health! - Health!

Well.

And I'm sorry I said that Jenny he has lemonade with Anna's boyfriend.

- It was definitely ... - Thing?

Were you talking about Mattias?

Brawl! Brawl! Brawl! Brawl! Brawl! Brawl!

Brawl! Brawl! Brawl! Brawl! Brawl! Brawl!

Girls, stop!

Okay, guys, I know where are we going?

I'm not an idiot, okay? But for the record, I don't like lap dances.

Strippers make me quite an impression.

I mean, if you really insist, I do it.

But let's try to hurry.

There's no rush here, Bruce.

- Thing? - Good luck.

Let's take some beers, or ...?

No, this is too funny. It is tradition.

- It's time to fight. - Fighting?

You are all happy again. I really like it.

I was just thinking that It's all Olof's fault.

In short, if it wasn't for Olof we wouldn't quarrel so much.

- So it's not my fault, right? - No.

This too comes from Mexico. It has a more particular taste.

Slightly fruity.

Girls, do you know what I'm telling you?

- Emma is right. - Thank you.

Olof is a jerk.

- Yes'. - Yes'.

- YES'! - In your office, let's go!

- Stronger! - Roll it out, Paolo!

Paul, do something!

Stronger! Stronger!

Stronger! Stronger!

You didn't think I was good, did you?

- Hi everyone. - Hey, Chuck!

- Hey Chuck! Dude, what are you doing here? - It's your bachelor party!

- It's amazing that you're here! - Of course I'm here.

No, no, no, no! Get back in there.

Oh, sorry, man. I'm ready!

Why isn't he slaughtering it?

I'll take care of it.

- Damn! - Not bad, eh?

You really broke up, man.

Okay, take care.

- Are you leaving? - Yeah.

They only paid me for an hour, so ... I go, okay?

Don't block with your face, eh? See you around, people!

- Hi Chuck! - Take care.

- Come on! Damn it, Paolo! - I have to go slow or I will hurt him.

No, he'll be okay.

It's not that strong.I think I can put it down.

"You have to eat darts and lightning shit"

- "Shitting lightning"? - I got it from Rocky.

Among all the quotations of Rocky did you choose that one?

Already'.

You know, Bruce wondered if you're so weak because you are so low in stature.

Ah, yes?

"Dance like a butterfly, sting like ..."

Bruce, get yourself some more pizza.

I can't eat, man. I think I have a concussion.

Here, try this.

Sorry, but you have only ordered a pizza?

We had to make cuts to the budget to pay for entertainment.

- Entertainment? - Yeah!

I organized an "entertainment".

So we're done to torture Bruce?

No, now it's celebrated just ugly!

Ok. See you later.

Hello!

Take care, Hassan.

We could cover up his post-it stuff.

Or we could change the arrangement of the furniture.

Or we could put it all the cards in the wrong order.

Next one!

Bruce, look!

Ah, SoFIA! It's ... it's great. She'll like it a lot.

Hey, when this comes Entertainment?

You know, it's not my thing.

In case you don't know it. I just wanted to be sure that ... you know, it's getting late ...

- Little is left, Bruce. - OK.

You talk about the devil ...

- We have received complaints. - Ok, I'm sorry, but we'll have to do it in English.

- We received complaints. - Sure...

From the neighbors.

- The music is too loud. - Of course.

You are good.

Hey, nice job guys. You think he believes to the old police officers trick?

Classic ... Just to inform you, this it's not really my kind of thing.

Look at that gun, it seems almost true.

Wow, you girls are serious, huh?

All right...

Lower the volume, or we all take you with us, okay?

Who's the groom?

FIG. Entertainment has arrived!

I'm sorry I made fun of you. I really thought it was a joke. 346

those uniforms are ridiculous.

- Thing? - And the "Police" is written wrong!

- So, I thought ... - That's enough, now.

Calm down.

Stop rapa . Don't rob anymore!

- I do not have... - Please, can you be quiet now?

Just to inform you. You haven't read me my rights. Not a problem for me ...

Listen.

- In Sweden we have no rights. - No rights in Sweden.

- Anything. - Nothing, ok.

We are not in one of yours American TV movies ... Not here, okay?

Ok, it's been a long time day, if I'm honest.

And there's also that fucking kidnapping.

They are all looking for the missing one.

Cavoli, let's hope that they find him alive.

By the way. Have you seen the identikit?

It has an extremely normal face.

That's what the witness said. It has a look like a boiled fish.

Without a beard and a thin mouth.

- Excuse me, is it a drawing of your children? - This is a serious business.

Someone wants to see you.

So, as they say, it could be your lucky day.

Hi. Please.

I'm your lawyer. Can you leave the room?

Ok. We are out here if you need.

I'm so happy to see you. You must get me out of here.

Certainly. We just have to do some formalities first.

Yes'. Everything you want.

Okay, if I register?

Yes sure. Registers as well, I have nothing to hide.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. I don't need ... no, this is ...

Really. It's not my thing. We can not ...

Please stop. Not...

Well, actually ... No, but ... no.

What the hell ...?

Emma Wiik. Hi, no, right now I can not. Okay, see you soon.

Emma ...

this is my room.

Yes, Olof. It's true ..

- And it's Saturday. - True ... 388

I take my things and ...

I write the report at home.

We feel, handsome. We feel!

Hi, honey. Hello.

I'm at work. I went early in the morning.

I'm in a meeting now. That's right ...

- So how did it go? - Oh, great. Well. Everything good. To you?

Well. Yes'. Everything good. Great.

- How did it go with black jack? - Black Jack!

Sherri, yes, place me on the next outbound flight.

I don't care where. Any place. This is the most dangerous place in the world.

Here they kidnap people as if nothing had happened.

Tell my wife that I love her.

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