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- Hey - Hey.

I'd like one a delicious breadcrumb cake.

- Then semlan? - If it's their name, yes.

- It makes $ 32. - These are wonderful.

They are so delicious. It's like a donut exploding in my mouth.

Not accepted.

- What? - There is no money.

Out. Try again.

Would it be another card?

The fault is not on the card.

The bank has more money than all over Sweden. It's Wells Fargo.

You probably wrong it.

I pull hundreds of cards a day. How about you?

I'm not pulling.

Put it down.

Sorry, we don't.

I go here every day.

I don't recognize you.

I have been every day for two weeks.

There are many tourists here.

I'm not a tourist. I live here!

I almost Swedish.

Then pay in cash.

Alright. I'll come tomorrow back to pay it.

Is that okay?

Can you believe in learning? Beyond belief.

Obviously, you see eleven. Bye.

Why didn't he recognize me?

Don't blame her. The doctor is so--

- What's wrong with my face?- Nothing.

They are just very normal.

- Normal face? - Yeah.

- Are you trying to help? - It's a good thing.

How come?

Medical treatment is completely normal. Nothing in them hurt me.

I love you.

I love your normal face.

Rent must be paid today.

Oh yeah. Somehow my money is over.

- What? - Yeah.

- What about your savings? - I do not know. They're gone.

Unemployment is really expensive.

Fortunately, your girlfriend can support you.

I don't want to be a man

who is wearing all the days at home like a normal-looking housewife.

That could never happen.

- Why not? - Because you're not a woman.

For real! I do not want to be at home when you--

It is known.

I promise not.

- You are dear. - You too.

Hey, honey, can you cook ready when I come home?

- Right. - Thank you.

And can you iron my shirt?

- Of course. - Nice. Bye.

You're really dear.

It's strange to live with a girlfriend's wing.

So, it's hard.

When a man can't support his family,he has only half zib.

- Half what? - Zib. Penis, a fish.

I already realized.

How did you get your job?

Arbetsförmedlingen.

What?

All jobs are there.

Unemployed people can go there.

Will there be jobs there?

Not really. Getting a job is difficult.

Not probably for a man who studied at N.Y.U.

New York University?

No...

I mean N.V.U.

Small college near Montreal.

- Very good. French-speaking. - Whatever.

My cousin has been here for four years

and he was only offered Wash cleaners work.

Toilet cleaning? Tough.

Man should not take any work.

Must follow his heart.

- Yeah. - What did your cousin do in Iraq?

Cleaned the toilets.

Hej hej.

Hello, I'm Bruce Evans.

American?

Yes.

But you speak Swedish?

Little.

Alright. Is there a CV?

Here.

You're probably right.

- Thank you. - Accountant.

We can help you. Sweden needs accountants.

I really don't want tono longer be an accountant.

I moved here to leave behind it.

Nothing about money.

I came to the beginning. New life, new shapes.

I heard you get jobs here.

Give me a job.

In that case...

The vast majority of suitable jobs requires a driving license.

I have a driver's license.

Here.

It must be Swedish.

Hey. This needs to be changed Swedish driving license.

- That's fine. - Great.

First you have to do a test.

- What's the test? - Foreigners have to do the test.

Haven't you heard of Nollvisionen?

- No. - Zero vision.

Is it like Eurovision?

No, it's a song contest. This applies to traffic.

The Swedish government has decided

to be in the country zero traffic death.

Sorry, it sounds naive.

We recommend that you go to the course check out the Swedish traffic regulations

and get used to to such traffic.

That sounds naive too

because I pushed until the age of 16 New York and L.A. I'm ready. 119

The course costs $ 750 per lesson.

After the postage and other payments it costs about SEK 10,000.

Ten thousand crowns? Geez.

Does a happy ending cost?

Yes, if you passed the exam.

And it has to wait three months. Ridiculous.

All or just normal hair?

Have fun. Wasn't that always the case?

The Vikings did not fill in the forms and queued up before the robberies.

- How can I help you? - A glass of white wine, please.

For me gin and tonic.

Four or six?

Let's start with one. A guy has a style.

He means centilitres.

Just fill it up.

Clear.

Do it what makes you happy.

- Damn. Gene Simmons. - Who?

Gene Simmons from Kiss. He's my client.

Gene Simmons?

I am. Who is this beautiful maid?

I'm Emma.

- Fun to meet you, Emma. - Yes, Gene.

Just say Gene Simmons.

All right, Gene Simmons.

- Your drink, sir. - Not now.

Bruce, are you there?

- I'm just looking for my plant. - Yeah.

I've been looking for you.

How did you know I was here?

When Gene Simmons wants to find someone

Gene Simmons finds someone.

You know the tax office harassing me?

- Hey, Gene ... - Gene Simmons.

Sorry. Hey, Gene Simmons.

Dan can help. She's in the office.

Dan is not my accountant but you.

I'm not. I left them working. I've said it many times.

Gene Simmons is not left.

Nobody leaves Gene Simmons.

Get permission to fix your mess.

Alright. I'll fix it.

Emma, ​​I'll love you sometimes behind my stage.

Be careful.

Heippa, Gene Simmons.

Why did he say "behind the stage"?

- No, he meant-- - I know what he meant.

Gene Simmons is a devil.

Gold, we're home!

- Hey! - Hey!

- How was your day? - Well.

- How are you? - Good. I made food.

I'll do the infestation my mother with the famous recipe.

Looks good, but miss yes i can't stay eaten.

Where are you going?

Kiss's concert.

- Really? - No.

I'm going out with Lisa. I already told you that.

Gene Simmons is a devil. I explained things with an hour's tax office.

I moved here to get there pine conceivable to get rid of--

- Yeah. Got to go. See you later. - Are you leaving now?

I'll be late, don't wait. Bye!

Panenko on the film or ...?

TAXI

- Jessus! - Press switch and change gear.

- I'm trying all the time. - Press the switch.

It's not easy, Hassan. Gearboxes are pretty stupid.

Does anyone change the channel if you can use the remote control?

Take it easy.

- I'm trying. - First switch, then ...

- Switch. - You'll learn it in time.

That's clear.

Thank you for getting me practice driving with you.

Did you see? The sign reads Farthinder.

Does it refer to preventing fattening?

In English, "fart" means ...

I know.

- It's funny. - No it's not.

This is funny:

Aram asks Omid what the clock is.

Omid says, "2.45."

Aram hits Omid.

Aram says: "I want to know what the clock is.

But you always answer differently. "

Clear.

- It's funny-- - I realize. At different times the clock looks--

No. It is funny that that Aram and Omid are from Afghanistan.

- What are you doing? - What?

It's red!

- But red can turn right. - Enough already.

Get out fast. We supported the traffic.

- Sorry. - I'll drive.

Alright. Geez.

You're a very, very, very bad driver.

You are very, well, very bad comedian.

No.

Yes.

Bruce, you are sure to work,

which do not require a driving license.

So sure.

It depends on how much it wants.

Stop, Mom. I live with us both, so don't worry.

Bruce, Sweden

A man can be a man though he would enter the traditional role of a woman.

- At least they say. - Yeah.

Talking about Gustaf.

She is 28, living at home, no driving license, no job.

I have a job.

Rupean to do telework at home.

What works?

So, many do telework. It's very common.

I do not have no teleworking

but it requires a job. Otherwise you are just at home.

Like Bruce?

Like Bruce?

Are you going to cycle?

I do not.

You know I can't drive on a bike.

How do I go with a driving license?

It can't succeed.

I need a job today.

- You don't speak Swedish at all? - No.

- Don't you have a license? - No.

You don't want to work in your field of education?

It describes the situation correctly.

But I need to work right away.

Maybe something is going on

thanks to your good english language.

I speak English better than "well".

I have an American an unusually wide vocabulary.

I'm doing a New York Times grid Sundays and Saturdays

and it's really hard.

It doesn't mean anything to you but in America it is a big deal.

Are you finished?

Yes. I just said.

Thanks to your good English language

Well done. I'll take it.

You'll have to visit the interview like everyone else.

Call this number.

Alright. Thank you.

Damn that I hate this job.

Hello, I'm Bruce.

Sixten.

Funny. "Sixten".

What's funny about it?

It's "six" and "there." Numbers.

Well, yeah ... I came to get the job.

Good.

Here. Read this.

Alright.

- "On the left you see ..." - Perfect! Get a seat.

Just like that?

We need you and good English.

I speak English better than "well" but--

Moment to "pick up"?

Of course to the boat.

Oh no, I can't. I'm coming to sea sickness.

No worries.

We're just walking around the city.

- If you can, look at the horizon. - Alright.

The city doesn't see it, but imagine the horizon.

If you really can, we have a medicine for it.

Why do you have medicine if nobody is suffering from sea sickness?

You have sailor good sense of humor.

Hoi, the sea goes.

- How's it going? - Sadly. 291

Read only on paper.

We're in the third place.

Third place.

Alright.

You see on the right ...

So right on me ...

There's an old castle or something.

- You're on the wrong page. - Alright.

- Third place, Vasamuseet. - You're a bitch.

Where are we?

Not now.

No offense, but I paid for this.

I paid a long penny for a boat trip I can hear from Stockholm.

- Old Palace-- - I knew more about Sweden before that.

You can give me my money back.

Thanks, that doesn't help any. I try.

It's going to be fine.

Well.

Where's the horizon?

This would be a mistake.

Really?

Sorry, but you get fired.

Thank you so much.

How can I help you today?

You won. It's time for me to look ...

- Yeah? - Accountant jobs.

Now you made me happy.

- I thought it would please. - Let's see what's on the computer.

Go ahead.

Good, good, good.

Good, good, good.

Well...

Hey, Bruce.

- Hey, Hassan! - Hey.

What are you here?

I got fired.

That's horrible.

It is okay. It was a bad job.

It's my fault. It feels awful.

Do not worry.

I was thinking about your words.

That should follow his heart.

No work should be done.

No! Don't give him bad thoughts.

Please leave.

Life is too short. Don't waste it.

Thank you, Bruce. Bye.

He is right.

- No. - This is a bad idea.

I am sorry.

I am sorry.

I-- Hassan?

Damn that I hate my job.

Pim!

Hej.

Hey, I'm here.

I went here recently.

I tried to pay, but my card didn't work.

Did we put it down? We don't usually do that.

No, you said ... I ate a semlan

and lifted up the noise and I left unpaid.

Don't you really remember?

I do not. I don't recognize you. There are many tourists here.

I'm not a tourist.

Now I'm angry.

This is my angry expression.

Look properly. Maybe next time you remember.

That's your money. Really, this is my last time.

I will never come again.I drink my coffee somewhere else.

Really...

Can I get one more semlan?

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