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( all screaming )
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girl: What the fuck
are you doing?
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( screaming stops )
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( indistinct chatter )
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( Donna clapping)
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All right, now you try.
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( laughs )
I can't do it!
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-Mom, come on.
Yes, you can.
-No!
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Come on!
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- Okay.
- You ready?
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( both laughing )
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- All right.
- Yeah.
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- One...
- Two...
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( both laughing )
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- Okay.
- Okay, one, two...
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Ow! Oh,
I can't do it.
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- I can't do it.
- ( laughs )
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The water...
( sputters )
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gets up my nose and I...
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I start drowning.
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I'm not meant to be upside down.
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Not unless your
father's behind me.
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Oh, Jesus, Ma.
Don't be disgusting.
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How do you think
you got here? ( laughs )
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( chuckles )
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Oh, my God.
Will you stop?
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I think he goes in my school.
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Well, if he goes to your school,
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then you should be the one
flirting with him.
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- I'm good.
- ( Donna sighs )
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Come on, he's half decent.
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Good job, maybe he's got a car.
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I said, I'm good.
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What is it, another boy?
Another girl?
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Jesus, Ma!
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I don't give a shit.
As long as you're happy
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and she's got a car.
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I just don't really want
a boyfriend right now,
that's all.
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What kind of 14-year-old
girl doesn't want
a boyfriend?
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I'm busy.
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- Busy with what?
- With stuff.
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I'm thinking of running
for Class President.
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( laughing )
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( gasps )
Oh wait, for real?
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Yeah. I mean, maybe.
I just... I don't know.
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I don't know if I'm the type
of person that people
would vote for.
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Not really.
Even like or whatever, so.
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Why wouldn't they like ya?
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You're smart,
you're kind, you're pretty.
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You can do a frigging
underwater handstand!
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-Ma...
-I'm just saying,
I would vote for ya.
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Hey, you know what?
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I never actually graduated.
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Maybe I can go back
and finish the tenth grade
just so I can vote for ya.
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Oh, yeah, thanks.
I'm sure your one vote
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would really just
send me over the top.
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Maybe.
( chuckles )
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I don't know. I'm just
not the type of person
that people notice, so.
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Well, how are they gonna
notice ya if your nose
is always in a book?
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Okay, well,
college admissions officers
will notice me, so...
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( sighs )
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Here. It's my turn
to teach you something.
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If you want something,
you gotta go out
and get it.
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And you can get
anything you want
if people like ya.
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It's all about accentuating
what you already got.
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Now, I'd like to tell you
the titties are coming,
but they're not.
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From both sides of the family,
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you come from a long line
of tit-less women.
So turn up the charm.
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- Hey, handsome.
- ( Del chuckles )
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Uh, two pinas coladas, please.
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Uh, make one of 'em
virgin for her,
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or half-virgin.
I'm not sure.
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- Ma...
- ( Donna chuckles )
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And can you just, uh,
add it to the tab
you got going from 219?
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And the name?
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Graciella Campos.
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- Thank you, Ms. Campos.
- Donna: Thank you.
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What?
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It's just a teeny
tiny little lie.
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The real Graciella would
dispute the charges,
victimless crime.
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Okay. Well, you just
named the victim
and the crime.
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Plus, you literally
just said if people like you,
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you can get whatever you want.
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Well, sometimes,
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to get people
to like you, you gotta
not be you at all.
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I gotta piss wicked.
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Okay, now remember,
you're the daughter
of Graciella Campos,
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we're visiting from Philly
for the medical
supply convention.
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Just give 'em some details
that sound like you're the kid
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of someone
that sells doctor shit.
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Well, gee, thanks, Ma.
You're really giving me
a lot to work with here.
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Will you please flirt
with that lifeguard?
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-Have him rub some
of this on you, okay?
-Stop! Jesus!
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( Donna laughs )
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Hey. Hi. That's my daughter.
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( cat meowing )
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Could be a possum.
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It's fuckin' meowin'.
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Possums don't fuckin' meow.
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All of a sudden,
you got a fucking PhD
in possums now?
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A Possum hD?
What the fuck do you know?
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It's a fucking cat, you idiot.
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Maybe we can keep 'em.
Name him Drake.
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We're not keepin'
that fuckin' cat.
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- ( grunting )
- Hey! Hey!
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Hey, what the fuck
are you doing? Hey!
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I'm just scaring 'em
out of the wall.
They hate this shit.
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Bobby: You know who else
hates this fucking shit? Huh?
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Me. Cut it out.
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I fucking told you.
Meowing possums.
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What'd I tell you
about hitting in this
household, huh?
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-( sighs )
-Now, where's your mother
and your sister?
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Your ma's not
answerin' her texts.
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I don't know. Ma mentioned
something about goin' on
a girls' day or some shit.
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She said what?
When'd she say that?
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When I asked her
if I could come.
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Get out.
You're killing me.
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Carl:
Hey, how come we
never do a boys' day?
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Because I can't stand
you two. Fuck!
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- What the fuck is your deal?
- I got you good.
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I have told you...
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- Take it, take it...
- We got the cat. Boom!
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( soft music playing )
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( sniffles )
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( cell phone buzzing )
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( cell phone continues buzzing )
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Excuse me.
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Can I ask who it was
you were staying with again?
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Uh, I'm, uh...
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( stuttering )
Graciella's kid.
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Um, Campos.
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We're here with the, um,
the medical supply convention.
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Well, you know, she is.
My mom.
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She's a doctor.
You know,
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heart monitors.
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And, uh, she's my mom.
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Hey.
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What the hell's
going on over here?
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Someone's been charging items
to Graciella Campos' account
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without Graciella's permission.
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Yeah?
Well, I'm Graciella.
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And did you get
to the bottom of the
particular situation?
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I'm terribly sorry, ma'am.
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Perhaps there was
a mix-up at the register.
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Uh, I'm sorry,
There's no mix-up.
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I'm Graciella Campos.
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And that must be the other
bathing suit that was
charged to my room.
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Where'd you get
the bathing suit, miss?
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Oh, I got this at, um...
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Uh...
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She's speechless.
As am I.
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I mean,
this is a goddamn outrage.
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I don't know who this hag is,
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this swindler,
but I'm Graciella Campos.
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Oh! Okay, okay,
is this for real?
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If she's the real
Graciella, then prove it.
You got ID on you?
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-I'm wearing
a friggin' tankini!
-Oh, yeah?
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Well, I do.
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You motherfucker!
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That's Mrs. Campos
to you, bitch!
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All right. We wanna do
everything we can to avoid
causing a scene here.
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Oh, you do not wanna
fuck with me!
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I will sully the name
Courtyard Park Hotel
on TripAdvisor.
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They'll be callin' it
Prisonyard Park Hotel!
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Uh, you will hear
from my fucking lawyer.
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I will Erin Brockovich
this bitch.
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- Mrs. Campos: Oh!
- Luke: Hey!
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That's my fucking purse!
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Luke: Hey!
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No running!
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Donna:
That lifeguard noticed ya!
Del: Yeah, I bet he did.
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Oh.
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Thanks!
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( Donna laughing )
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( Donna speaking indistinctly )
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( Donna laughs )
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Dang!
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-Graciella is quite
the party girl.
-Oh, God!
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Kinda like this bitch now, huh?
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Hmm.
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What is it, kid?
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I feel bad.
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You feel bad? For what?
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'Cause I messed up.
Completely forgot
the lie.
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- I fucking panicked.
- Hey! Hey...
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Don't you ever apologize
for bein' better than me.
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Ever.
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You hear me?
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Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- ( chuckles softly )
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Hey, I saw a sign
at the hotel that said,
"Murphy Family Reunion."
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Maybe go back tomorrow
and be Murphys.
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I don't think
we can go back to the
Courtyard Park Hotel
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for a very long time.
Probably ever.
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Fuck the Courtyard Park Hotel.
DoubleTree's got free cookies.
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I hate those cookies.
197
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Yeah. So does my ass,
but that don't stop me.
Get that, will you?
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00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:38,919
Hey, don't tell
your father you drove.
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Hey. Where the fuck
were you two, huh?
200
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-At the library.
-Bobby: At the library?
Really?
201
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Come here. ( sniffs )
202
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Ah, your breath
don't smell like books.
203
00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:52,230
Well? Where?
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Courtyard Park Hotel.
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What? Again with
the pool-hoppin' shit,
Donna? Come on!
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00:08:56,268 --> 00:08:58,908
Hey, build me a pool,
and I don't have to drive
to the west side to find one.
207
00:08:58,937 --> 00:09:00,377
You're in construction
for Christ's sake.
208
00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,076
Just build a hole
in the ground
and fill it with a hose.
209
00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:03,648
-I'm gonna dig
a hole back there, right?
-Yeah.
210
00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:05,806
-And I'm gonna jump
the fuck in, right?
-Finally!
211
00:09:05,844 --> 00:09:07,524
So I don't have to deal
with you twos anymore,
all right?
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00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:08,856
- Get in there.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,261
-Okay, okay.
Sorry, Daddy.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Get inside, will you?
- I'm gonna wash up for supper.
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Hey, what is this?
I don't remember buying
you a goddamn bathin' suit.
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You didn't.
Graciella did.
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Wait, who the fuck is Graciella?
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She paid for your
daughter's bathin' suit,
so quit your bitchin'.
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00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:20,955
Hey. No, no. Come here.
220
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Don't be draggin'
our daughter into
your schemin' shit.
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-Oh, I'm sorry.
I've been a bad girl.
-Yeah.
222
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I know, but I don't want
Delilah bein' a bad girl.
223
00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:30,574
Hey, Delilah's a good kid, okay?
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All right, look, baby,
one Donna's trouble enough.
225
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-( chuckles )
-The world don't
need another one.
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- ( growls )
- ( laughing )
227
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- I got you something.
- What did you get me?
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No, you didn't!
Oh, my God,
you got me clams!
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00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,163
-( laughs )
-Do they come
with the bellies?
230
00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:44,651
Because I am not paying
for a box of breadcrumbs.
231
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Oh, come on, who loves you?
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You do.
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- ( gasps )
- ( exclaims )
234
00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:51,358
-Oh, you're disgusting,
you know that?
-( laughing )
235
00:09:56,461 --> 00:09:57,531
What's that smell?
236
00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:59,303
Tuna. Tryin' to get a cat
from the wall.
237
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Supposedly a cat.
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00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,083
It's a fuckin' cat.
When I find it, I'm gonna
strangle this thing.
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00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,902
Hey! You better not be
wastin' my goddamn tuna.
240
00:10:05,937 --> 00:10:07,407
You fucking open it, you eat it.
241
00:10:07,439 --> 00:10:09,909
Hey! Sit down.
We're sittin' at the table
like proper people!
242
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,582
- God. Geez.
- Stop kidding around.
243
00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:14,161
Your sister has
an announcement to make.
244
00:10:14,179 --> 00:10:16,349
-I do?
-Yeah. Tell 'em
about the school thing.
245
00:10:17,449 --> 00:10:18,819
Tell 'em.
246
00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:21,588
I'm running for Class President.
247
00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:24,320
What? No, that shit's
just a popularity contest.
248
00:10:24,356 --> 00:10:25,916
- No.
- Yeah, so what?
249
00:10:25,957 --> 00:10:28,357
What, are you popular
all of a sudden now, Dee, huh?
250
00:10:28,393 --> 00:10:29,803
Not really.
251
00:10:29,828 --> 00:10:31,338
She thinks she's
better than people
'cause she reads books.
252
00:10:31,363 --> 00:10:32,943
You're just jealous
'cause you can't
even read.
253
00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,165
- I can read.
- Okay, Carl,
254
00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:37,871
spell "restaurant".
255
00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:39,653
I'm eatin' right now.
What is this,
fucking Harvard school?
256
00:10:39,671 --> 00:10:41,141
Because you can't.
257
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:42,953
-I can. You know what
I can spell? "Fuck you!"
-Try it then.
258
00:10:42,974 --> 00:10:44,584
-Fuck you!
-Hey, hey!
Shut up, already!
259
00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:46,950
Hey, hey, hey.
Shut the fuck up!
260
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,009
I think this
election thing
will be good for her.
261
00:10:49,047 --> 00:10:51,317
You know, get her
out of her shell.
262
00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:53,850
I mean,
she'd be popular.
She's just quieter.
263
00:10:53,885 --> 00:10:56,115
Why does she care
if people fucking
like her or not?
264
00:10:56,154 --> 00:10:57,564
I mean, fuck them.
265
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,870
If people aren't assholes
now, they're gonna
become assholes later.
266
00:10:59,891 --> 00:11:01,531
Mark my fucking words, Del.
267
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,030
Yeah, well, you got
a big head start.
268
00:11:03,061 --> 00:11:05,311
All right, thanks for
the pep talk, everybody.
I gotta study.
269
00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:06,200
Nerd!
270
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:07,732
Donna: Del!
Hey, hey, hey!
Come here!
271
00:11:07,766 --> 00:11:08,926
Come here, come here.
272
00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,768
Come on. I'll take you
to the store tomorrow
273
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,643
and we'll get some
poster boards and sequins
274
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,051
and glitter,
and Puffy paint
and all that.
275
00:11:14,072 --> 00:11:16,812
You can't win
a campaign without
campaign posters, huh?
276
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,652
Who's gonna pay
for all this,
your friend Graciollo?
277
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,087
Because I ain't paying
for fucking shit.
278
00:11:20,111 --> 00:11:22,381
Yeah, you are.
She's gonna win this thing.
Mark my words.
279
00:11:22,414 --> 00:11:24,984
Well, it's a waste of time
and it's a waste
of goddamn money.
280
00:11:25,016 --> 00:11:27,846
Hey, eat your
clam bellies,
you goddamned Gloomy Gus.
281
00:11:27,886 --> 00:11:29,416
- ( meows )
- I saw his head!
282
00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:33,630
Donna: Shit.
You okay?
283
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,439
I swear to Christ, I'm gonna
put him in the wall
with that goddamn cat.
284
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,841
You and I are raising
a couple of fucking
morons, you know that?
285
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,073
And one future
fuckin' President!
286
00:11:40,098 --> 00:11:41,698
( laughs )
287
00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,144
- Go study!
- Go get 'em, kid.
288
00:11:43,168 --> 00:11:44,778
Would you get
your elbows off
the goddamn table?
289
00:11:44,803 --> 00:11:46,473
Hey, I'm fucking fine.
290
00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:47,805
It's okay, Ted.
291
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:53,352
Hey, excuse me, do you
have a minute to talk
about the blood drive?
292
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,319
Hey, we need volunteers
to pour the orange juice.
293
00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:04,155
( sighs ) I'm gonna punch
someone in the face
till they need a blood drive.
294
00:12:04,189 --> 00:12:06,019
Chill, we'll just
go table to table.
295
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,558
You know, meet the people.
296
00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,133
No, I hate the people.
297
00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:10,861
Well, I need
the people to like me,
298
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,766
so smile for once in your life.
299
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,670
You're in an oddly upbeat mood.
300
00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:18,841
My mom's helpin' me
run for Class President.
301
00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:20,307
Damn.
302
00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,839
Your mom? For real?
303
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,484
Hey, be nice.
304
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,309
I don't know what's
more surprising,
305
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,214
you putting yourself
out there like this...
306
00:12:27,245 --> 00:12:29,875
( scoffs ) Or your fuckin' mom
bein' helpful.
307
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,775
All right.
Give her a break.
You know she tries.
308
00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:34,688
Sometimes.
309
00:12:34,719 --> 00:12:37,119
- Hey.
- Natalie: Hi.
310
00:12:37,155 --> 00:12:38,955
Hi, I'm Del.
This is Natalie.
311
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:42,131
This a gay-straight
alliance thing? Or...
312
00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:44,164
I hate the people.
313
00:12:44,195 --> 00:12:46,495
Well, we're holdin'
a blood drive next week.
314
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,403
It's for our hockey team.
315
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,344
You know, our goalie
got hurt pretty bad.
316
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,639
Dude took a blade
to the jugular.
317
00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:58,335
Vein just ripped open,
318
00:12:58,376 --> 00:13:02,146
and blood was
spurtin' everywhere
like a fuckin' faucet.
319
00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:04,380
He almost bled to death
right on the ice,
320
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,586
and then,
when the paramedics
finally came,
321
00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:09,888
they were slippin'
and slidin'
in all this blood
322
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,892
and one of 'em
actually threw up.
323
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,664
That was a fuckin' shit show.
324
00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:16,032
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but, you know,
they was able to save him,
325
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,701
thanks to people
chipping in and
donating their blood,
326
00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:22,600
much like you guys.
So, what do you think?
327
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,135
What's in it for me?
328
00:13:24,169 --> 00:13:27,569
Uh, the satisfaction
of helpin' others?
329
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,006
( scoffs ) Do we
get out of class?
330
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,510
Yes.
331
00:13:32,544 --> 00:13:34,214
Should've just opened with that.
332
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:38,324
Hey, uh, while I'm here,
I'm also running
for Class President,
333
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,420
so, you know,
maybe if you like,
you could vote for me.
334
00:13:44,022 --> 00:13:45,302
I'll let you copy
my English homework.
335
00:13:45,323 --> 00:13:48,093
Oh, yeah.
She's a fuckin'
English savant.
336
00:13:48,126 --> 00:13:50,526
-I don't know
what that means.
-Natalie: Yeah, exactly.
337
00:13:50,562 --> 00:13:54,032
But with her doing
your homework,
you won't have to, so.
338
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:56,367
Works for me.
339
00:13:56,401 --> 00:13:59,471
Hey, uh, didn't you
and your dumpster-fire
of a mom
340
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,165
get thrown out the
Courtyard Park Hotel
the other day?
341
00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:04,637
It's Oxy, right?
Not crack.
342
00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:07,846
-Or is it both?
-Hey, Ugly Betty,
eat a dick.
343
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,020
( scoffs )
You know what?
344
00:14:10,048 --> 00:14:12,418
I'm thinking' I'll run
for Class President.
345
00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:16,290
Maybe my campaign
platform could be
"Crack is Whack."
346
00:14:16,321 --> 00:14:20,261
Yeah, I heard Eric Powers
liked your crack.
347
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,732
By the way,
just because you
take it in the ass
348
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,531
doesn't mean
you're still a virgin.
349
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,603
So, yeah.
Fuck you!
350
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,570
Thanks. I'm sure that'll
help me get elected.
351
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,944
Oh, fuck 'em.
352
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:35,112
Hey, why do you care
what those bitches
think, anyway?
353
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,610
I don't. Fuck those hoes.
354
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,613
I gotta go.
My ma's picking me up.
355
00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:40,984
I'll see ya tomorrow.
356
00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:58,402
( tires squeal )
357
00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,396
Where's Ma?
358
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:03,874
She don't feel so good.
359
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,102
Just get in.
360
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:07,174
Come on, get in.
361
00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:16,279
( inhales deeply )
362
00:15:16,314 --> 00:15:17,554
Mmm.
363
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,017
Hey, Del.
364
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,692
This shit's expensive.
365
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,690
Yeah, well,
this shit's necessary.
366
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:26,422
How are people supposed
to vote for me if they
don't know who I am?
367
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:29,058
Well, I'll tell you what.
You don't need
a fucking poster board.
368
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,964
All you need's
a black sharpie, right?
369
00:15:30,995 --> 00:15:32,965
You want to remind
people to vote for you,
370
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,738
you could write your name
on the bathroom walls.
371
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,297
That's how I got
your mom's number.
372
00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:39,035
Ma promised puffy paint.
373
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:40,711
Hey, what are you
doing'? Hmm?
374
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,609
I like the pink,
but I think the green
might be more gender-neutral.
375
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:46,212
Gender what?
The fuck is
gender-neutral?
376
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:47,605
Hey, look.
Look at me.
377
00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,376
I ain't buying you both, okay?
378
00:15:49,414 --> 00:15:52,784
So just pick one,
so we could please
get the fuck outta here.
379
00:15:52,817 --> 00:15:54,587
This would have been
more fun with Ma.
380
00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:56,819
Yeah, well, clearly,
your mother's not here.
381
00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:58,215
I know.
382
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:01,860
Hey, kid.
What are you,
what are you...
383
00:16:01,893 --> 00:16:03,563
What are you doing
all this for, huh?
384
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,955
- What?
- All this shit.
385
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:07,967
You know, this goddamn
popularity contest.
386
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,640
Doing all this fake shit
for votes? Come on.
387
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,568
I don't know,
I like helpin' people.
That so bad?
388
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:14,614
There's a cheaper way
of helping people.
389
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,540
By doing nothing
and staying out
of the fucking way.
390
00:16:17,575 --> 00:16:20,005
You know, it's better
than begging for attention
391
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:22,275
from a bunch of
fucking jack-wagons
392
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,024
who ain't worth
your weight in spit.
393
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,049
Maybe I wanna be
noticed for once.
394
00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:29,524
For something good. Okay?
395
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:32,515
I notice you.
And you know, your ma,
she notices you.
396
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:35,588
Yeah, well, people don't
always say nice things
about me.
397
00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:38,057
Well, not me,
but you know what I mean.
398
00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:40,503
About your ma, you mean?
399
00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:51,214
Go with the green.
400
00:16:52,076 --> 00:16:55,746
You know, green
reminds people of money
401
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,751
'cause people
are fucking greedy.
402
00:16:57,782 --> 00:17:00,552
- You think?
- Yeah, no doubt.
403
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,786
We don't need the puffy paint.
404
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:05,191
Fuck that.
We're getting the
fuckin' puffy paint,
405
00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:07,393
we're getting
the scented markers.
406
00:17:07,425 --> 00:17:09,785
You and me,
we're gonna have a party.
407
00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:11,328
- ( laughs )
- Come on.
408
00:17:12,897 --> 00:17:15,167
( cart rattling )
409
00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:24,179
-( siren wailing
in the distance)
-( dog barking )
410
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:29,206
- ( Bobby sighs )
- ( cat meows )
411
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,522
Bobby:
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
412
00:17:31,549 --> 00:17:33,889
What the fuck are you
two bozos doin' now?
413
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,449
Trying to smoke out the cat.
414
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,661
Smoking out the...
415
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,529
What are you, fucking crazy?
You're gonna burn down
my goddamn house.
416
00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:42,057
Give me that.
Come on, come on.
Chop-chop.
417
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:45,064
Smoke out a cat, huh?
Stop it.
418
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,627
( indistinct whispering )
419
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:47,825
My kids...
420
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,804
Del, can you do me a favor?
421
00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:52,495
Can you, uh, paint on this,
422
00:17:52,537 --> 00:17:54,347
just, uh, so you don't make
a mess and don't fuck up
my table, please?
423
00:17:54,372 --> 00:17:56,672
Table's already fucked up.
424
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,278
Yeah, 'cause,
uh, somebody...
( whistles )
425
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:00,891
Doesn't know how
to use a fucking coaster.
426
00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:03,752
"Coastas," he says!
All the sudden,
this guy's pushin' coastas.
427
00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:05,052
Martha Stewart over here.
428
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,633
Come on, darling,
You can use anything
as a frigging coaster.
429
00:18:06,651 --> 00:18:08,551
Here, why don't you use
one of Del's books, huh?
430
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,193
- Come on, now! Donna!
- Shit!
431
00:18:13,224 --> 00:18:15,464
- It's okay. It's okay.
- No, it's not!
432
00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:17,513
Hey, hey, hey, relax.
I'll help her make
another one.
433
00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:19,529
Do you know how much
this shit costs, huh?
434
00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:20,904
( sighs ) No.
435
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:22,482
No, you wouldn't,
because you didn't
show up at the craft store
436
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,970
like you were
supposed to, did you?
437
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:25,702
God, quit being fucking cheap.
438
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:27,277
It's not about me
being cheap, all right?
439
00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:28,805
You're a fuckin' embarrassment.
440
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,480
- Daddy, don't...
- No!
441
00:18:30,508 --> 00:18:33,308
Your daughter here
is bustin' her ass
442
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,305
tryin' to become
school president
443
00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:36,976
and you're not helping her.
444
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:39,015
All of her friends snickering,
445
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:41,450
- gossiping about your...
- My what?
446
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:45,288
What are they saying'? Hmm?
447
00:18:49,527 --> 00:18:51,627
I'm going' outside for a beer.
448
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:52,703
Alone.
449
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,567
Dad, that is a great idea.
I'm coming with you.
450
00:18:57,602 --> 00:18:59,512
Hey, dummy,
what the fuck
I just say, huh?
451
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,284
( door closes )
452
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:14,146
I didn't say nothing' about you.
453
00:19:14,185 --> 00:19:15,915
You know, he's just,
he's being...
454
00:19:17,722 --> 00:19:18,822
I'm sorry.
455
00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:22,858
What'd I tell you about
apologizing for being
better than me?
456
00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:24,928
Stop it.
457
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:31,896
He'll calm down.
458
00:19:33,104 --> 00:19:34,514
He can call me
whatever he wants.
459
00:19:34,539 --> 00:19:36,809
He says things,
that's what he does.
460
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:38,912
( sighs )
461
00:19:38,943 --> 00:19:41,083
What about...
462
00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:44,282
"What the Hell,
Vote for Del?"
463
00:19:44,315 --> 00:19:46,575
- ( both chuckle )
- Kinda love that.
464
00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:48,118
That's 'cause it's fuckin' good.
465
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:49,663
( laughs )
466
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,463
Wow, you should've been
an artist or something.
467
00:19:53,491 --> 00:19:55,061
I dabbled back in the day.
468
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:56,163
You dabbled?
469
00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:57,864
- Graffiti mostly.
- ( chuckles )
470
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:03,703
- It's perfect.
- Hmm.
471
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,205
All right, now let me hear
that speech of yours.
472
00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:06,736
- No, it's not ready yet.
- Hey...
473
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:11,741
They're gonna
fuckin' love you, kid.
474
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,851
How do you know that?
475
00:20:13,878 --> 00:20:15,678
Because I fuckin' love ya.
476
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,584
So they have
to at least like ya.
477
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:18,846
Or I'll kill 'em.
478
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,224
( both chuckle )
479
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,421
- Come on.
- Okay.
480
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,863
Okay. ( sighs )
481
00:20:30,094 --> 00:20:31,634
( paper rustling )
482
00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:33,904
( sighs )
483
00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:37,874
Good morning, Hagler.
484
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,673
My name's Del Luccetti
and I'm running for
Class President.
485
00:20:40,705 --> 00:20:42,105
( whooping )
486
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,470
( laughing )
487
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,538
That's my daughter!
( laughing )
488
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:50,378
If elected, I promise
to not make any
stupid promises
489
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,675
that I can't keep.
490
00:20:51,716 --> 00:20:53,486
Because when I decide
to do something,
491
00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:55,288
I always follow through
492
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,860
because I like helpin' people.
493
00:20:59,123 --> 00:21:02,993
So that's why we're finally
gonna wash those
rancid P.E. pinnies.
494
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:06,668
We're gonna put free tampons
in all the girls' bathrooms
495
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,598
and we're gonna
spackle over
that peephole
496
00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,643
Coach Porter left in
the boys' locker room
497
00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:12,768
before his
"early retirement."
498
00:21:13,938 --> 00:21:15,268
Whoo!
499
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,984
Girl: Del's a crack baby!
500
00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:19,709
( scattered laughter )
501
00:21:20,945 --> 00:21:22,275
Uh...
502
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,718
( indistinct chatter )
503
00:21:27,218 --> 00:21:31,518
Uh, listen, you can...
You can call me whatever
you want.
504
00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:34,661
You don't have to like me,
505
00:21:34,692 --> 00:21:39,432
but you should know
that I like you
506
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:42,704
and I wanna do good stuff.
507
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:45,344
Like this blood drive
we're having for Gordie.
508
00:21:46,003 --> 00:21:47,873
Um...
509
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:50,436
So I... I hope you'll
let me help you.
510
00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:52,312
So...
511
00:21:52,343 --> 00:21:54,553
What the hell, Vote for Del.
512
00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:55,679
Peace.
513
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,417
( all cheering )
514
00:22:07,091 --> 00:22:08,831
( indistinct chatter )
515
00:22:11,729 --> 00:22:13,369
( sniffles )
516
00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:22,509
Luke: I liked your speech.
517
00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:26,209
Oh.
518
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:29,014
I mean, they called me
a crack baby, but at least
they knew my name.
519
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:30,047
( both chuckle )
520
00:22:30,081 --> 00:22:31,881
Um, for real, though,
521
00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:33,986
Gordie is, like,
one of my best friends.
522
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,449
I'm on the team, too.
523
00:22:35,486 --> 00:22:37,516
- Oh, no shit.
- Yeah.
524
00:22:37,555 --> 00:22:40,655
That blood drive thing,
that's a dope idea.
525
00:22:40,691 --> 00:22:42,491
Thanks for giving a shit
and doing something.
526
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,797
- Most people don't.
- Yeah. Thanks.
527
00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:48,670
So your mom, she's a...
She's riot, huh?
( chuckles )
528
00:22:48,699 --> 00:22:52,769
Yeah, yeah.
She's a maniac,
but she's pretty fun.
529
00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:55,514
You should come over
to our game sometime.
You know, watch us play.
530
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,110
You can bring your mom.
531
00:22:58,376 --> 00:23:01,976
Um, or, uh... Or no.
I mean, just you can come.
532
00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:04,623
- Whatever's good.
- Yeah.
533
00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,753
Yeah, I'll come.
534
00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:07,815
Okay.
535
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:09,990
I'll see you around.
536
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,414
Ma!
537
00:23:41,852 --> 00:23:45,292
Hey. Where's Ma?
I gotta tell her something.
538
00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:46,493
Ah, Delilah.
539
00:23:46,524 --> 00:23:48,264
My speech, it went...
She's gotta hear this.
540
00:23:48,292 --> 00:23:50,632
-Hey. Delilah, Delilah.
-One second.
I gotta go tell Ma.
541
00:23:50,661 --> 00:23:54,001
Delilah, please just come here.
542
00:23:57,836 --> 00:23:58,896
What's wrong?
543
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,337
Look, I, um...
544
00:24:00,371 --> 00:24:02,441
I gotta tell you
something, okay?
545
00:24:02,473 --> 00:24:04,483
But you got to...
546
00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:07,409
You gotta swear to me.
547
00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:09,375
You gotta promise me
that you're not gonna cry.
548
00:24:09,413 --> 00:24:10,753
Okay?
549
00:24:13,417 --> 00:24:14,987
Look, your, um...
550
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:18,288
Your mother,
she did something...
551
00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:20,033
She did something really stupid.
552
00:24:21,525 --> 00:24:23,025
And she's, uh...
553
00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:26,161
Delilah, she's not...
She's not coming back.
554
00:24:28,432 --> 00:24:29,842
Your ma is gone.
555
00:24:34,305 --> 00:24:36,735
They said it was, uh...
556
00:24:36,774 --> 00:24:38,814
They said it was
an accident. ( cries )
557
00:24:41,245 --> 00:24:42,675
( sniffling )
558
00:24:42,713 --> 00:24:46,883
Hey, you promised me
you weren't gonna cry.
559
00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:48,718
Don't cry.
560
00:24:51,422 --> 00:24:52,962
I'm not gonna cry.
561
00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:23,119
( muffled laughter )
562
00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:32,899
( both laughing )
563
00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:36,699
( school bell rings )
564
00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:39,802
( indistinct chatter )
565
00:26:01,425 --> 00:26:03,385
Hey. Why are you
avoiding me?
566
00:26:03,427 --> 00:26:04,727
Del: I'm not.
567
00:26:06,497 --> 00:26:08,197
( stutters )
How are you?
568
00:26:09,133 --> 00:26:10,233
What do you think?
569
00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:13,738
Sorry, that was a stupid
fucking question. I...
570
00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:15,242
Uh...
571
00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:17,783
Hey, you know,
the election's
in two days.
572
00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:21,409
Maybe I could help you
hand out buttons
or somethin'.
573
00:26:21,445 --> 00:26:23,145
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
574
00:26:24,649 --> 00:26:26,979
You know, you wanted
everyone to like you,
575
00:26:27,017 --> 00:26:30,057
so maybe people
are gonna vote for you
'cause they feel bad.
576
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,319
No offense, though.
577
00:26:34,492 --> 00:26:37,162
Uh, you gonna do
that blood drive?
578
00:26:37,194 --> 00:26:40,674
-It might be a good
distraction from the...
-Yeah.
579
00:26:41,632 --> 00:26:43,972
Hey, pizza boats
at lunch! ( chuckles )
580
00:26:44,001 --> 00:26:47,071
Someone's gonna need
to be the fucking captain
of that boat!
581
00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:48,644
( Natalie chuckles )
582
00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:55,776
( cat meows )
583
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,125
( indistinct chatter )
584
00:28:21,999 --> 00:28:23,369
( coughs )
585
00:28:34,512 --> 00:28:36,682
Miss, are you all right?
586
00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:38,154
What's your name?
587
00:28:39,516 --> 00:28:41,086
My name's Julie Campos.
588
00:28:41,118 --> 00:28:43,018
I'm the daughter
of Graciella Campos.
589
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,294
We're here for
the Medical Supply
convention.
590
00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:47,063
The convention was last week.
591
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:53,933
Del, are you gonna be all right?
592
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,308
( indistinct chatter )
593
00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:14,593
Hey.
594
00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:18,789
I just wanted to say
I'm sorry to hear about
what happened and everything.
595
00:29:18,823 --> 00:29:20,563
It's super sad, and...
596
00:29:20,591 --> 00:29:26,131
You know, I'm just
sorry and everything
for you and your family.
597
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,805
( screaming )
598
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:44,950
Del, what the fuck
are you doing?
599
00:29:44,982 --> 00:29:46,992
( all screaming )
600
00:30:04,568 --> 00:30:06,598
Del! You're okay?
601
00:30:06,637 --> 00:30:08,807
Del. Hey, what happened?
602
00:30:14,846 --> 00:30:16,176
Which one of you suffered, huh?
603
00:30:16,213 --> 00:30:18,283
- You take him yet?
- Of course.
604
00:30:19,717 --> 00:30:21,917
- Oh, shit.
- Bobby: The fuck is this?
605
00:30:23,754 --> 00:30:24,964
What the fuck?
606
00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:27,189
( TV playing indistinctly )
607
00:30:37,702 --> 00:30:39,902
( cat purring )
608
00:30:45,042 --> 00:30:48,452
- I found the cat.
- ( meows )
609
00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:50,479
( theme music playing )
610
00:30:58,489 --> 00:30:59,619
Del: Next on Wayne...
611
00:30:59,657 --> 00:31:01,037
- Hey! Give me that back!
- ( groans )
612
00:31:01,059 --> 00:31:02,689
The fuck? Put me down!
613
00:31:02,726 --> 00:31:04,526
I'll go to fucking school!
614
00:31:04,562 --> 00:31:06,532
Boy: Hey!
615
00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:07,974
Security: Stop, stop, stop!
616
00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:10,639
( on phone ) This is
Vice Principal Walt
from Alabaster High.
617
00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:13,898
-Your daughter
got detention today...
-Oh... ( chuckles nervously )
618
00:31:13,937 --> 00:31:15,507
You got two options.
619
00:31:15,539 --> 00:31:17,119
Come up with a speech
that inspire people
to donate to our school
620
00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:19,441
or half-ass
like you done your whole life.
621
00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:20,676
I'm gonna go with B.
622
00:31:20,711 --> 00:31:22,261
Wayne: I just think
if you wanna stay,
you should stay.
623
00:31:22,279 --> 00:31:24,179
Del: So where the fuck
are you going?
624
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:25,385
You're gonna have
more fun without me.
625
00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:28,116
Del: So you're just gonna
fucking leave? Dick.
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