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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:27,328 * MY LOVE WILL GROW FROM THE FIRST HELLO * 2 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:32,166 * UNTIL THE LAST GOODBYE 3 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:40,208 * SO TO SWEET ROMANCE THERE IS JUST ONE ANSWER * 4 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:48,149 * YOU AND I 5 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:50,118 VERY GOOD! 6 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,352 ALL WE NEED IS AN ELECTRIC GUITAR, 7 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,386 AND WE'RE ON OUR WAY. 8 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,487 HEY, THAT IS A GOOD 'UN. 9 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:54,788 HELEN, HERE, YOU PICK ONE. 10 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,224 OH, GOOBER, I'M ABOUT SUNG OUT. 11 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:57,791 OH, ME, TOO. 12 00:00:57,825 --> 00:00:59,493 BEEN QUITE AN EVENING. 13 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:02,730 HEY, SAM, SAM, I FORGOT TO PAY YOU FOR THE MOVIE. 14 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:04,298 NO, NO, NO, FORGET IT. 15 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:06,834 WELL, AS LONG AS YOU PUT IT THAT WAY. 16 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:12,240 HEY... 17 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:13,507 KNOW ANY GOOD GAMES? 18 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:15,243 I THINK WE'VE HAD IT, GOOB. 19 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:17,545 AW. 20 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:21,182 I BET Y'ALL KNOW SOME GOOD GAMES. 21 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,884 NO, NO. 22 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,554 * DARLIN', YOU AND I 23 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,822 * KNOW THE REASON WHY 24 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,363 WELL...GUESS I'LL BE RUNNIN' ALONG. 25 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:37,698 I GUESS WE'D BETER BE GOIN' PRETTY SOON, TOO. 26 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:39,600 WELL, THANKS FOR THE ROOT BEER AND EVERYTHING, SAM. 27 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:40,734 OKAY, GOOB. 28 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,336 IF THERE'S ANYTHING GOIN' ON 29 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:43,871 TOMORROW NIGHT, OLD GOOB'S FREE. 30 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:45,506 RIGHT. 31 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:48,876 GOOD NIGHT. 32 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:50,711 All: GOOD NIGHT. 33 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,713 GOOD NIGHT, GOOB. 34 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:01,189 NO. 35 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:02,756 DOESN'T GOOBER KNOW ANY GIRLS? 36 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,392 OH, YEAH, HE KNOWS GIRLS. 37 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:06,460 HE JUST HAS KIND OF A BAD TIME. 38 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:07,728 HE STRIKES OUT A LOT. 39 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:08,929 HE'S PRETTY SHY. 40 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,598 WELL, DIDN'T SOMEBODY ONCE SAY, 41 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,366 "FOR EVERY MAN, THERE'S A WOMAN"? 42 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,635 WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE, BETWEEN THE FOUR OF US, 43 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,704 WE COULD COME UP WITH SOMEBODY FOR HIM. 44 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:19,873 IT WOULD HAVE TO BE A...CERTAIN TYPE OF GIRL. 45 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:22,876 OH, SHE'D HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN TYPE, ALL RIGHT. 46 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,558 THAT'S GOOD. 47 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,460 VERY GOOD. 48 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:43,364 GOOD MORNING, DR. GIBSON. 49 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:44,732 GOOD MORNING, MR. FRANKLIN. 50 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:47,468 WELL, I WENT OVER THE QUESTIONNAIRE YOU PREPARED 51 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:50,704 AND I MUST SAY IT'S GENERALLY VERY SATISFACTORY. 52 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,506 WELL, I THINK IT'S CLOSE, 53 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:55,443 BUT IT'S GOT TO BE MORE THAN GENERALLY SATISFACTORY. 54 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,745 WE'VE GOT TO ENSURE ACCURATE RESULTS, 55 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,813 PARTICULARLY JUST STARTING IN BUSINESS. 56 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,316 OF COURSE. WHEN DEALING WITH A PERSON'S FUTURE 57 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,917 THERE CAN BE NO MARGIN FOR ERROR. 58 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,286 RIGHT. 59 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:06,287 I HAD A THOUGHT. 60 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,488 OH? 61 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,457 BEFORE WE START OUR STATEWIDE OPERATION 62 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:10,891 IF WE WERE TO RUN A TEST, 63 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,860 PUT AN AD IN A SMALL-TOWN PAPER. 64 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,895 I WAS JUST GOING OVER SOME NAMES HERE. 65 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:18,966 THERE'S MAYBERRY, TOAST, MANTEO... 66 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:23,404 YOU KNOW, UH, THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA. 67 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:27,975 YES, I'M SURE WE'D GET, UH, HALF A DOZEN ANSWERS, 68 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,444 AT LEAST FROM MEN. 69 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:31,479 AND WOMEN. 70 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:32,946 WELL, I'M NOT INTERESTED 71 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,515 IN THEM AT THE MOMENT. 72 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,384 SEE, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 73 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,452 IF I WERE TO MAKE A DATE WITH A MAN... 74 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:40,288 YOU? I DON'T KNOW 75 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:43,857 HOW A MAN'S GOING TO REACT TO A DOCTOR OF PSYCHOLOGY. 76 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,793 HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO KNOW. 77 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:48,929 I'D MAKE A DATE WITH A MAN WHO SEEMED THE MOST COMPATIBLE. 78 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:51,399 AND THAT WAY, I'D HAVE FIRSTHAND INFORMATION. 79 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:54,635 WE'D SOON FIND OUT WHETHER THE QUESTIONNAIRE WAS RIGHT OR NOT. 80 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:57,638 WELL, IT WOULD CERTAINLY BE A TRUE TEST. 81 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,373 MM-HMM. 82 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:01,642 PERFECT FOR OUR PURPOSES. 83 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,511 YEAH. 84 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,813 HEY, ANDY. OH, HI, SAM. 85 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,481 YOU GOT A MINUTE? 86 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:10,050 I'M JUST WAITING FOR GOOB TO COME BY WITH THE SQUAD CAR. 87 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,452 HE'S FIXING THE BRAKES. 88 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,986 OH, WELL, UH, LET'S GO INSIDE. 89 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,688 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 90 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:16,256 HERE. OH, THANKS. 91 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:20,361 WHAT IS IT? 92 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:21,795 JUST LET ME PUT THIS DOWN. 93 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:24,465 UH, NOW, I KNOW THIS IS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS, ANDY, 94 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:27,034 BUT LOOK AT THAT AD DOWN THERE IN THE CORNER. 95 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,936 "SCIENTIFIC INTRODUCTIONS." 96 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,571 YEAH, FOR GOOBER. 97 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,506 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 98 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:35,709 "FIND A PERFECT MATE FOR A LASTING RELATIONSHIP. 99 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,311 ANSWER QUESTIONNAIRE." 100 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:39,847 YEAH, AND THEN YOU JUST SEND THEM IN FIVE BUCKS. 101 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,082 IT'S ONE OF THOSE COMPUTER THINGS. 102 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,318 I'VE HEARD THEY'VE BECOME REAL POPULAR. 103 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:45,953 I UNDERSTAND THEY WORK REAL GREAT. 104 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:47,821 THEY'VE BEEN VERY SUCCESSFUL. YEAH. 105 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,557 THIS PLACE HERE IS IN MT. PILOT. 106 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:52,025 GOOBER HAS EXHAUSTED THE GIRLS IN MAYBERRY. 107 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:54,995 IT'LL OPEN UP THE REST OF THE COUNTY FOR HIM. 108 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:58,432 THE LINING'S STILL GOOD. 109 00:04:58,466 --> 00:04:59,933 THEY JUST NEEDED TIGHTENING UP. 110 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,001 HEY, SAM. 111 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,403 HEY, GOOB, GOOB? 112 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:04,838 WE WERE JUST LOOKING AT THIS RIGHT HERE. 113 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,073 WHAT IS IT? 114 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,008 I UNDERSTAND IT WORKS REAL GOOD. 115 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:09,543 AW, YEAH. 116 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:12,646 HEY, YEAH, I'VE READ ABOUT THESE THINGS. 117 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,048 YOU FELLERS FIGURE ON GETTING COMPUTERIZED? 118 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:17,485 UH, IT'S NOT FOR US, GOOB. 119 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:18,752 OH, I DIDN'T THINK SO. 120 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,888 THESE ARE FOR FELLERS WHO CAN'T GET GALS-- 121 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,890 YOU KNOW-- THOSE WHO AIN'T GOT NO CHARM 122 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:24,558 OR SMOOTHNESS ABOUT THEM. 123 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:27,027 I ALWAYS KIND OF FEEL SORRY FOR THEM KIND OF FELLERS. 124 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,563 THAT'S SOMETHING THAT'S HARD TO DEVELOP-- 125 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:31,899 CHARM, HOW TO TALK TO A GIRL ON ANY SUBJECT: 126 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,967 CARBURETORS, SPARK PLUGS, TIRE PRESSURE. 127 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,003 THAT'S JUST SOMETHING YOU'RE BORN WITH. 128 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:37,438 IT'S A KNACK. 129 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:39,373 IT SURE IS. 130 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:42,843 "SCIENTIFIC INTRODUCTIONS." HMM. 131 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:45,045 UH... GOOB 132 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,947 YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS HAD THE FEELING 133 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,916 THAT THESE THINGS WERE FOR EVERYBODY 134 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:51,819 WHO WOULD LIKE TO BROADEN THEIR ACQUAINTANCESHIPS. 135 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:52,920 THAT'S RIGHT. 136 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,121 I SUPPOSE. 137 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,056 I DON'T SEE WHERE IT'D FIT ANY OF US. 138 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,725 ANDY, YOU GOT HELEN 139 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,160 AND, SAM, YOU AND DARCY SEEM TO BE GETTING ALONG FINE. 140 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,395 RIGHT. 141 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:02,496 ME, THE ONLY REASON 142 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:03,931 I HAVEN'T BEEN SEEING JUANITA 143 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,667 IS SHE'S BEEN GOING OUT TO MYER'S LAKE EVERY NIGHT 144 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,168 PARKING WITH HAROLD FOSSETT 145 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,837 TO DISCUSS BUSINESS. OH? 146 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,605 HE'S THINKING ABOUT RENTING BOATS 147 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:12,806 AND WANTS HER OPINION. 148 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,642 SHE'S GOT A GREAT BUSINESS HEAD. 149 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:15,809 YEAH. 150 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,511 THEY'RE GIVING THIS BOAT-RENTING 151 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:18,579 A LOT OF THOUGHT... 152 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,080 FROM 8:00 TO 12:00 EVERY NIGHT. 153 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,715 GOTTA THINK A LOT ABOUT BOATS. 154 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,517 YEAH. 155 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:24,818 FIVE DOLLARS THEY WANT, HUH? 156 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,086 YEAH, WELL, 157 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:31,124 THAT'S JUST FOR PROCESSING THE QUESTIONNAIRE. 158 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,693 "LASTING RELATIONSHIP." 159 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,462 WELL, THAT'S WHAT THEY HOPE FOR. 160 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:36,864 I SUPPOSE A LOT OF GUYS 161 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,666 WOULD FILL OUT THIS QUESTIONNAIRE. 162 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:39,900 SURE, YEAH. COULD BE. 163 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,102 I MEAN, AFTER ALL, IT'S ONLY FIVE BUCKS. 164 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,505 I MAKE THAT MUCH FOR A MINOR TUNE-UP. 165 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,577 HEY, YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST THINKING. 166 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:50,744 WHAT? 167 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,780 I MIGHT JUST FILL THIS OUT FOR A LARK. 168 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:53,781 JUST FOR A LARK. 169 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:54,782 SURE. WHY NOT? 170 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:56,016 SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 171 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:57,751 YEAH. I'LL FILL OUT THIS QUESTIONNAIRE. 172 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,487 OF COURSE, I WON'T LET THEM KNOW 173 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,054 I GOT ALL THE GIRLS HERE I NEED. 174 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,790 DON'T MENTION THAT. NO, NO. 175 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:03,924 I'LL MAKE THEM THINK 176 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,793 I'M JUST DYING TO MEET SOMEBODY. 177 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,127 YEAH... I'LL SEE YOU. 178 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,428 YEAH. YEAH. 179 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,066 PAGE 33. 180 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,234 "SEX." 181 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,004 I GUESS THEY MEAN MALE. 182 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:19,139 NOW, HERE COME THE IMPORTANT ONES. 183 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:22,776 "DO YOU READ MANY BOOKS IN THE COURSE OF A MONTH?" 184 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:24,144 WONDER WHAT BOOKS THEY MEAN? 185 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,245 THEY DON'T SAY. 186 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,880 COMIC BOOKS IS BOOKS, AIN'T THEY? 187 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:28,248 YEAH, BUT I DON'T THINK... 188 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,250 I'VE BEEN AVERAGING ABOUT SEVEN A WEEK. 189 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,785 THAT MAKES ABOUT 30 A MONTH. 190 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:34,021 I'LL PUT DOWN 30... A LITTLE MORE, LITTLE LESS. 191 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,956 WHAT'S THE NEXT QUESTION? 192 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,791 "DO YOU LIKE SPORTS?" 193 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,993 WELL, I DON'T GUESS THERE'S A WEEK GOES BY 194 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:42,730 THAT I AIN'T IN THE BOWLING ALLEY OR POOL ROOM. 195 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,865 THINK THAT'S THE KIND OF SPORTS THEY MEAN? 196 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:48,035 OPE, YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND THE REASON BEHIND THE QUESTION. 197 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,771 THEY DON'T EXPECT ME TO PLAY FOOTBALL WITH NO GIRL. 198 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:51,872 NO, YOU SEE, GOOB... 199 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,774 YOU GOT TO USE THE OLD HEAD. 200 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,009 DO I LIKE SPORTS? YES. 201 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:06,554 WELL, WHAT'S THE NEXT ONE? 202 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,188 "ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SUCH THINGS 203 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,890 AS SCULPTURE AND PAINTING?" 204 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,625 SCULPTURE'S STATUES, AIN'T IT? 205 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:12,726 MOSTLY, BUT... 206 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,294 I DON'T KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT THAT 207 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,963 BUT WHEN IT COMES TO PAINTING 208 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,631 THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE AGAIN. 209 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,166 WHAT I THINK THEY MEAN, GOOB... 210 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,034 OPE, I KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN. 211 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:23,070 I HAPPEN TO BE OLDER THAN YOU. 212 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,605 SURE, GOOB. 213 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:26,740 I WANT TO MAKE SURE THESE ANSWERS ARE RIGHT 214 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:29,042 BECAUSE WHAT THEY GON' DO IS PUT THEM ON CARDS 215 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:30,578 PUNCH HOLES IN THE CARDS 216 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,846 AND THEN RUN THEM THROUGH THEM COMPUTER MACHINES 217 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,648 WITH A LOT OF OTHER CARDS... 218 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,767 NINE POSSIBLES, HUH? 219 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:56,336 YEAH. NOT REALLY A BROAD ENOUGH SELECTION. 220 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,171 ANYBODY THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH? 221 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,740 THERE IS ONE HERE 222 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,742 THAT RELATES TO THE CARD THAT I FILED 223 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,276 AND WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 224 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:07,280 HE READS 30 BOOKS A MONTH, ENJOYS SPORTS... 225 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,349 YOU LIKE SPORTS, DON'T YOU? 226 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,586 YES. 227 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,121 UH, HE'S THE RIGHT AGE. 228 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,089 I SEE HE HAS AN INTEREST IN PAINTING 229 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,125 SO THERE ARE AREAS THAT WOULD INDICATE 230 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,027 A POSSIBLE COMPATIBILITY 231 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:23,330 THOUGH I MUST SAY SOME OF HIS ANSWERS 232 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,365 ARE A LITTLE INCONSISTENT. 233 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,100 WELL, FOR THE MOMENT, DR. GIBSON 234 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:29,703 WE'VE GOT TO TRUST THE QUESTIONNAIRE AND MACHINE. 235 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,138 SO LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 236 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:33,073 WELL, I'LL GET A LETTER OFF TO HIM. 237 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,611 HEY, HEY, GUESS WHAT I'VE GOT! 238 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:38,846 WHOO! GUESS! WHAT 239 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,814 A LETTER FROM THAT SCIENTIFIC PLACE-- 240 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:42,315 THE THING I SENT IN FOR A LARK? 241 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,684 WHAT'S IT SAY? 242 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,385 THEY RUN MY CARD THROUGH THEM MACHINES 243 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,121 AND THEY HAVE COME UP WITH A LADY WHO'S GONNA BE... 244 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,690 "COMPATIBLE." COMPATIBLE. 245 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,124 OH, HEY, THAT'S EXCITING. 246 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,192 I NEVER MET A LADY 247 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,927 THAT COME FROM A MACHINE BEFORE. 248 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:55,095 WHAT HAPPENS NOW? 249 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:57,030 THEY SENT ME HER NAME AND PHONE NUMBER 250 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:59,700 AND I GUESS I'M SUPPOSED TO CALL AND MAKE A DATE. 251 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,034 SHE LIVES IN MT. PILOT. 252 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,370 YOU KNOW THEM CITY GALS CAN GET REAL FRISKY. 253 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:04,905 ANDY, CAN I USE YOUR PHONE? 254 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,139 YEAH, YEAH. 255 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,375 I'M ANXIOUS TO HEAR WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE. 256 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:12,846 HELLO, SARAH? 257 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:17,017 I WANT TO CALL MT. PILOT, 4872. 258 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,852 WELL, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! 259 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:21,021 ALWAYS WANTING TO KNOW WHO YOU'RE CALLING. 260 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,890 GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT 261 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,992 IN THE BEAUTY PARLOR. GREAT SPY NETWORK. 262 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,326 HELLO? 263 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:30,130 I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO... EDITH GIBSON, PLEASE. 264 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,766 OH, MISS GIBSON! 265 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,302 THIS IS GOOBER PYLE. 266 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:38,739 WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE TO TALK TO YOU, TOO. 267 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:42,009 She's got a nice voice. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 268 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,444 I EXPECT THE FIRST THING WE OUGHT TO DO 269 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,746 IS MAKE A DATE. 270 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:46,914 She wants to know when. 271 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,916 TONIGHT! TAKE HER OUT TO DINNER. 272 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,984 TONIGHT. TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER? 273 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,185 YOU WILL? 274 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:55,322 WELL, UH, UH, YOU'RE IN MT. PILOT. 275 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:58,792 HAVE YOU GOT YOUR OWN CAR? 276 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:01,061 WELL, THERE'S A PLACE CALLED MORELLI'S. 277 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,963 IT'S ABOUT HALFWAY IN BETWEEN. 278 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,431 WELL, YOU CAN'T MISS IT. 279 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,466 WELL, THEY GOT GOOD FOOD AND DANCING 280 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,770 AND THEY'VE NEVER BEEN RAIDED. 281 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,739 SHE SAYS I GOT A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR 282 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,774 And I wasn't even trying! 283 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,809 GO AHEAD, TALK. TALK. 284 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:16,977 WELL, YEAH! 285 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,378 7:00 WILL BE FINE. 286 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,181 I'LL GET THERE FIRST AND GET A TABLE 287 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:24,317 AND THE WAITER WILL TELL YOU WHERE I'M SITTING. 288 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,786 WELL, GOOD. 289 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,956 YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU. 290 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,290 ALL SET. 291 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,358 GOOD. 292 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,962 HELLO? 293 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:38,065 WELL, NEVER MIND WHO SHE IS! 294 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,833 THAT SARAH. 295 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,302 WELL... LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN FOR A BIG NIGHT. 296 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:46,339 YEAH. 297 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,175 ANDY, YOU KNOW THAT SUIT I BORROWED 298 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,843 WHEN WE WAS IN RALEIGH? 299 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,378 THAT TIME YOU TORE THE SLEEVE? 300 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,146 I WONDER IF YOU COULD LOAN ME THAT? 301 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,916 A FEW PEOPLE SEEN ME AND SAID I LOOKED GREAT. 302 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:56,917 YOU GOT IT. 303 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,018 I OUGHT TO WEAR 304 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,020 MY WHITE SHIRT WITH THAT SUIT. 305 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,155 I AIN'T GOT ANY CUFFLINKS. 306 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,290 I GOT A PAIR, GOOB. 307 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,859 HEY, THANKS, SAM. BOY, HOWDY. 308 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,527 I THINK I'LL GET A HAIRCUT, TOO. 309 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,930 MIGHT EVEN USE THAT NEW BARBER IN TOWN. 310 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:10,931 WANNA LOOK RIGHT. 311 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,165 I WOULDN'T WANT THAT LADY 312 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,533 THINKING SHE WASN'T GETTING 313 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,502 HER FULL FIVE DOLLARS' WORTH FROM THAT MACHINE. 314 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,942 SAY, PA, THEY'RE HAVING A SALE 315 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,144 AT WEAVER'S ON THEIR TURTLENECK SHIRTS. 316 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:27,214 THEY'RE REGULARLY $2.50 AND NOW THEY'RE $1.85. 317 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,215 OH... 318 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,150 WHAT DO YOU SAY, PA? 319 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,985 WELL... 320 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,223 MAKE SURE IT FITS. 321 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,891 THANKS, PA. 322 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,526 HEY, PA, LOOK. 323 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,066 HEY, ANDY. HEY, OPIE. 324 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,068 WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR, GOOB? 325 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,904 THAT NEW BARBER IN TOWN'S ONE OF THEM HAIRSTYLISTS. 326 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,439 HE SAYS EVERYBODY OUGHT TO HAVE 327 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:53,841 THEIR OWN PERSONAL HAIRSTYLE. 328 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,308 OH. 329 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,244 DID HE DESIGN THAT ONE JUST FOR YOU? 330 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,047 YEAH. IT SUITS THE CONTOUR OF MY FACE. 331 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,183 OH. 332 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,318 WHAT'S A THING LIKE THAT GO FOR, GOOB? 333 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:08,288 SIX DOLLARS, BUT THAT INCLUDES A CAN OF HAIR SPRAY. 334 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,023 DID YOU HAVE TO GO UNDER A DRYER? 335 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,291 WELL, HE DON'T MAKE YOU 336 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,525 GO UNDER THERE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. 337 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,894 I DON'T RECKON I WAS UNDER THERE 338 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,896 NO MORE THAN A MINUTE. 339 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:18,966 WELL, IT REALLY LOOKS GOOD, GOOB. 340 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,033 YOU MEAN THAT, ANDY? 341 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,935 YEAH. IT'S YOU. 342 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,403 GOOD. 343 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,873 WELL, I GOT TO GET BACK TO THE STATION. 344 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:26,940 THANKS FOR THE SUIT. 345 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,041 YEAH. 346 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,812 HAIR SPRAY? 347 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,851 WELL, OPIE, IF A MAN SPENDS SIX DOLLARS 348 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:38,886 FOR A HAIRCUT 349 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,854 HE'S GOT A RIGHT TO DO ANYTHING 350 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,089 HE WANTS TO WITH IT. 351 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,191 I GUESS SO. 352 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,325 SEE YOU, PA. 353 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,359 MM. 354 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,340 GOOB? 355 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,447 GOOB? 356 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,350 Come in, Sam. 357 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,889 HEY, SAM. 358 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,324 UH, HI, GOOB. 359 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,093 I DIDN'T WANT TO GO OUTSIDE TILL THIS THING DRIES. 360 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,361 I PUT SOME SPRAY ON IT. 361 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,395 OH. 362 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,997 I GOT A SPECIAL HAIRCUT. 363 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:24,998 CAN YOU TELL? 364 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,499 WELL, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT 365 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,169 I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU. 366 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,238 I JUST COULDN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT. 367 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,505 I'D SHOW IT TO YOU 368 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,441 BUT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE NET OFF 369 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,909 TILL THE SPRAY HARDENS. 370 00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,911 WELL, I'LL SEE IT SOME OTHER TIME. 371 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:40,313 UH, HERE ARE THE CUFFLINKS, GOOB. 372 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,581 OH, THANKS. 373 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,649 SAM? 374 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,117 YEAH? 375 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,119 YOU KNOW, I CAN TALK REAL GOOD TO A GIRL 376 00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,921 AFTER I KNOW HER A LITTLE WHILE 377 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,422 BUT IT'S WHEN I FIRST MEET 'EM-- 378 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:52,092 THOSE FIRST MINUTES THAT I HAVE A LITTLE TROUBLE. 379 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,160 YOU'LL DO JUST FINE. 380 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,561 I WAS JUST WONDERING-- 381 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,064 I KNOW IT'S A LOT TO ASK, BUT I WAS JUST WONDERING 382 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,632 IF MAYBE YOU AND ANDY COULD DROP BY MORELLI'S TONIGHT 383 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,169 AND MAKE BELIEVE WE SORT OF MET BY ACCIDENT. 384 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,671 KIND OF WALK BY THE TABLE LIKE IT WASN'T PLANNED 385 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,607 AND SIT DOWN A WHILE TILL I GOT THINGS UNDER CONTROL. 386 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,576 YOU DON'T WANT ANYBODY THERE. 387 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,577 PLEASE? 388 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,079 YOU REALLY WANT US THERE? 389 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,480 I SURE WOULD APPRECIATE IT. 390 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,216 WELL, I'LL CHECK WITH ANDY. 391 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:20,253 THANKS. 392 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:24,124 NOT YET, SORRY. 393 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,994 WELL, I'LL, I'LL SEE YOU. 394 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,637 I'M GOOBER PYLE. 395 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,005 THESE ARE FOR YOU. 396 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:15,408 HEY! 397 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,643 NO OFFENSE... 398 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,617 HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 399 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,652 THANK YOU. 400 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,160 MR. PYLE? 401 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,661 HUH? 402 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,630 THE WAITER SAID THAT YOU WERE MR. PYLE. 403 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,266 HE DID? 404 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,500 OH, WELL, HE WAS RIGHT. 405 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,135 THAT'S WHO I AM, ALL RIGHT. 406 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,137 HELLO. I'M EDITH GIBSON. 407 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,239 I'M GOOBER PYLE. 408 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,540 YES, I KNOW. 409 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:50,243 I JUST THOUGHT I'D MAKE IT OFFICIAL. 410 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,380 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT DOWN? 411 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,248 THANK YOU. 412 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,724 OH, HOW VERY NICE. 413 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,493 THANK YOU. 414 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,398 I'M SORRY I WAS A LITTLE LATE. 415 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,399 WELL, THAT'S OKAY. 416 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,633 I'M LATE SOMETIMES MYSELF. 417 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,305 HAIRCUT. 418 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,306 OH. 419 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,474 IT'S VERY BECOMING. 420 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,612 UM, I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE. 421 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:26,679 IT'S VERY NICE. 422 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,581 YEAH, IT SURE IS. 423 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:42,329 WELL, HI, GOOB! 424 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,664 WELL, ANDY, SAM. 425 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,733 WELL, WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING HERE? 426 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,202 OH, WE'RE JUST OUT ON THE TOWN, SORT OF. 427 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,638 MISS GIBSON, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET ANDY TAYLOR. 428 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:52,639 MISS GIBSON. HELLO. 429 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:53,640 AND SAM JONES. 430 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:54,641 HOW DO YOU DO? 431 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,109 HOW DO YOU DO? 432 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,810 WHY DON'T Y'ALL SIT DOWN FOR A MINUTE? 433 00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,679 WE DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT ANYTHING. 434 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,148 NO, JUST SIT ON DOWN. 435 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,449 WELL, IF YOU'RE SURE. 436 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,450 YEAH. 437 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,817 OKAY. 438 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,220 NICE WEATHER. 439 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,290 YES, IT IS. 440 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,327 Sam: WE DON'T USUALLY GET MUCH RAIN 441 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,562 THIS TIME OF THE YEAR. 442 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,730 NO. 443 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:21,201 RIGHT. 444 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,835 DO YOU KNOW I WAS SIMPLY AMAZED 445 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,172 AT THE NUMBER OF BOOKS MR. PYLE READS? 446 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,239 GOOBER. 447 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,341 EDITH. 448 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,877 AT ANY RATE, MY GOODNESS, 30 BOOKS A MONTH. 449 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,613 WELL, IT TOOK ME THREE WEEKS TO GET THROUGH 450 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,183 THE RISE AND FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE. 451 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,684 THE RISE AND FALL OF WHAT EMPIRE? 452 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,286 THE ROMAN EMPIRE. 453 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,254 THREE WEEKS, HUH? 454 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,293 YES. IT'S A BIG, THICK BOOK. 455 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,495 WELL, I GUESS THE REASON I HADN'T READ IT 456 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,198 IS BECAUSE I BEEN READING MOSTLY THIN BOOKS LATELY. 457 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,865 THIN BOOKS? YEAH, YOU SEE... 458 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,167 I GUESS YOU FEEL 459 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,868 YOU READ A LOT MORE BOOKS THAT WAY. 460 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,737 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. 461 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,941 WELL, EACH TO HIS OWN TASTE, I GUESS. 462 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,410 AS I UNDERSTAND IT 463 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,579 YOU HAVE QUITE AN INTEREST IN PAINTING, TOO. 464 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,349 I'M REALLY NOT THAT GREAT. 465 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,917 HE'S JUST BEING MODEST. 466 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,486 I'D LOVE TO SEE SOME OF YOUR WORK. 467 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,522 WELL, NOTHING MUCH TO SEE. 468 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,290 A RED BARN'S A RED BARN. 469 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,858 I PAINTED SAM'S LAST SUMMER. 470 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:21,628 OH. 471 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,598 I ASSUMED THAT YOU... 472 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,235 YOU MEAN, PAINTINGS THAT HANG ON THE WALL? 473 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,469 NO, MA'AM. 474 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,407 DINNER FOR FOUR? 475 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:35,508 UH, JUST TWO. 476 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:36,743 WE'D BETTER BE LEAVING. 477 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:37,744 WE'LL RUN ON. 478 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,412 NICE TO HAVE MET YOU. 479 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,780 NICE TO HAVE MET YOU, TOO. 480 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:41,781 GOODBYE. 481 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:42,782 BYE-BYE. 482 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,584 BYE. 483 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,886 THE POUNDED STEAK DINNERS ARE NICE. 484 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,789 THEY POUND 'EM RIGHT HERE ON THE PREMISES. 485 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:50,790 THAT'S NICE. 486 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,191 TWO POUNDED STEAKS. 487 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,794 I GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE HELPED HIM 488 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,296 FILL OUT THAT QUESTIONNAIRE. 489 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,330 YEAH. 490 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,903 I GUESS THAT COMPUTER DIDN'T DO SUCH A GOOD JOB IN OUR CASE. 491 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,373 WELL, IT'S JUST A MACHINE. 492 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,741 PROBABLY HAD A BAD TUBE. 493 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,981 YOU WANT TO STAY AND EAT THE DINNER? 494 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,983 YES. 495 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,552 NOW THAT THE PRESSURE'S OFF, WE CAN JUST RELAX. 496 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,890 THE FUNNY THING ABOUT IT 497 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,792 THESE FERNS GREW ONLY IN THAT ONE SPOT 498 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,427 ON THE SIDE OF THAT HILL. 499 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,695 REALLY? 500 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,863 YEAH. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FERNS YOU EVER SAW. 501 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,299 AND NOBODY HAD SEEN THEM 502 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,733 IN ANY PART OF NORTH CAROLINA. 503 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,336 HOW THEY GOT THERE NOBODY HAS EVER FIGURED OUT. 504 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,937 THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING TO SEE. 505 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,672 YEAH, IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT. 506 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,774 FIRST TIME I SAW 'EM IS WHEN I WAS A BOY 507 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,376 KNOCKING ABOUT IN THEM HILLS. 508 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,744 YOU WANT MORE WINE OR COFFEE? 509 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,914 OH, NO, THANK YOU. 510 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,583 I GUESS I BETTER BE GOING. 511 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:51,584 OH. 512 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,486 EDITH... 513 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,688 I KNOW I'M NOT WHAT YOU EXPECTED 514 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,857 BUT, WELL, I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY 515 00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,326 I HAD A GOOD TIME. 516 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,661 WELL, I'M NOT WHAT YOU EXPECTED, EITHER. 517 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,029 OH, YES, YOU ARE. 518 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,532 I WAS HOPING FOR A NICE PERSON. 519 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,400 YOU'VE BEEN ALL OF THAT. 520 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:10,870 THAT'S VERY SWEET. 521 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,805 I KNOW YOU'LL FIND THE RIGHT GIRL 522 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:13,940 ONE OF THESE DAYS... 523 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,942 PROBABLY RIGHT IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD. 524 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,011 WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS 525 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:22,382 BIRDS OF A FEATHER OUGHT TO BE STICKING TOGETHER? 526 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:25,284 ARISTOTLE SAID THAT, NOT I. 527 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,955 WELL, GOODBYE, GOOBER. 528 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,323 BYE, EDITH. 529 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,573 EVERYTHING SATISFACTORY, SIR? 530 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,676 ABOUT AS WELL AS COULD BE EXPECTED. 531 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,422 OH, YOU'RE CHANGING THAT ONE, TOO? 532 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:03,490 MM-HMM. 533 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:04,657 WHY? 534 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,459 BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE 535 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:10,129 THAT PEOPLE ARE NECESSARILY PERFECT MATCHES 536 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,965 BECAUSE THEY HAPPEN TO BE LEFT-HANDED. 537 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,467 OR RIGHT-HANDED 538 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,669 OR EVEN HAVE THE SAME TASTE IN YOGURT. 539 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,104 BUT A LASTING RELATIONSHIP 540 00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:19,872 IS BASED ON COMMON INTERESTS. 541 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:22,074 YES. 542 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,844 YES, BUT MAYBE THERE'LL BE SOME WOMEN 543 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:27,614 WHO AREN'T THINKING IN TERMS OF COMMON INTERESTS 544 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:30,116 OR LASTING RELATIONSHIPS. 545 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,919 MAYBE THERE ARE SOME WOMEN WHO HAVE DEVOTED 546 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,921 TOO MUCH TIME TO THEIR CAREERS... 547 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:40,993 WHO DON'T EXACTLY REQUIRE AN EXACT REPLICA OF THEMSELVES. 548 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:44,464 JUST SOMEBODY WHO'S PLEASANT... 549 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,466 GENTLE... 550 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,568 A NICE PERSON. 551 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,980 HI, GOOB. 552 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,515 OH, HEY, OPE. 553 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,184 BOY, IT SURE IS NICE TO SEE YOUR OLD HAIRDO BACK. 554 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,519 THANKS. 555 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,421 I BROUGHT YOU OVER THESE COMIC BOOKS. 556 00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:09,656 I'M THROUGH WITH THEM. 557 00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,658 NO, THANKS. 558 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:12,959 ARISTOTLE? 559 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,794 UH-HUH. 560 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,996 OH. WELL, SEE YOU. 561 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,698 SEE YOU. 562 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:34,213 * AND MY LOVE WILL GROW FROM THE FIRST HELLO * 563 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:39,486 * UNTIL THE LAST GOODBYE 564 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:47,093 * SO TO SWEET ROMANCE THERE IS JUST ONE ANSWER * 565 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:54,133 * YOU AND I * 566 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,672 WELL, WE SURE HAD FUN LAST NIGHT, HUH? 567 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:01,941 YEAH, I FOUND OUT A LOT OF THINGS 568 00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:04,176 ABOUT EDITH I DIDN'T KNOW BEFORE. 569 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,478 OH 570 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,879 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, SHE WORKS 571 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,581 FOR THAT SCIENTIFIC INTRODUCTIONS PLACE. 572 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,217 THEY'RE JUST STARTING UP, AND THEY WANTED TO MAKE SURE 573 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:12,652 THAT THEY GOT THE QUESTIONS RIGHT, 574 00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:13,953 AND THIS WAS KIND OF A TEST. 575 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,988 SHE'S A DOCTOR OF PSYCHOLOGY. 576 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:18,991 WOW! I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT HER. 577 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:20,159 YOU GONNA SEE HER AGAIN? 578 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,894 MAYBE. SHE CERTAINLY SEEMED TO LIKE ME 579 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,262 WHEN I TOOK HER HOME LAST NIGHT. 580 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,097 WHAT HAPPENED? OH... 581 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,666 OH, COME ON, COME ON, TELL US. 582 00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:29,235 WELL, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE 583 00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,937 I EVER KISSED A DOCTOR. 39113

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