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HI, MOTHER.

HI, GEORGE.

HOWARD.

I'LL TURN THIS OFF IN JUST A SECOND.

I KNOW THE COWBOYS ARE GOING TO WIN,

BUT I WANT TO SEE IF THEY SIT DOWN WITH THE INDIANS

AT THE END, DETERMINED TO MAKE A BETTER WORLD.

HOWARD, DEAR, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND

TURNING IT OFF NOW,

GEORGE AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU

THAT IS -- THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT.

OH, WELL, OF COURSE!

HOWARD...

HOWARD, GEORGE PROPOSED TO ME TONIGHT.

HE DID?

AND I ACCEPTED.

WELL, HEY, THIS IS GREAT!

THIS IS GREAT.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YES, HOWARD, I'M SURE

YOUR MOTHER AND I CAN BE VERY HAPPY.

WELL, OF COURSE YOU CAN.

OF COURSE YOU CAN.

HEY, YOU'RE GETTING A GREAT GAL HERE, GEORGE.

I KNOW THAT.

THIS WAS ALL KIND OF SUDDEN, WASN'T IT?

WELL, OF COURSE, GEORGE AND I HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER

FOR QUITE SOME TIME,

BUT I GUESS THE PROPOSAL WAS KIND OF SUDDEN AT THAT.

I WAS WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT.

WE WERE OVER TO MORELLI'S.

THE LIGHTS WERE LOW.

THEY WERE PLAYING SOFT MUSIC.

WE WERE FINISHING OUR RICE PUDDING.

WE'VE GOT LOTS TO TALK ABOUT.

LET ME GO IN AND FIX SOME COFFEE.

WELL, UH, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME, GEORGE.

SIT DOWN.

WELL, I GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE

TO START CALLING YOU DAD FROM NOW ON.

Y-YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, HOWARD.

OH, UH, "GEORGE" WOULD BE JUST FINE.

DON'T YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU DAD?

MAYBE JUST "GEORGE."

WELL, WHATEVER YOU SAY.

UH... YOU, UH, YOU GONNA BE LIVING HERE OR, UH...?

THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS

I WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT, HOWARD.

GEORGE AND I WILL BE LIVING IN MT. PILOT.

HIS BUSINESS IS THERE AND EVERYTHING.

OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

OF COURSE.

SO ALL THIS WILL BE YOURS, HOWARD.

OR WE COULD SELL IT IF YOU THINK

IT'S GOING TO BE TOO MUCH OF A PROBLEM FOR YOU

AND-AND YOU COULD FIND AN APARTMENT

OR-OR WHATEVER YOU PREFER.

OH, NO, NO, NO, MOTHER.

I'D PREFER TO STAY HERE IN THE OLD HOMESTEAD.

DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME.

I'LL BE JUST FINE.

HOWARD HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO ADAPTABLE.

GREAT, GREAT.

MAKES IT SO EASY.

THAT'S OKAY, DAD.

GEORGE.

THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS,

BUT THIS CAME FROM OUT OF THE BLUE.

MAKES IT NICE FOR YOUR MOTHER.

OH, YEAH.

WHEN'S THE WEDDING?

SATURDAY.

THEY FIGURE AT THEIR AGE

THERE'S NO SENSE IN A LONG ENGAGEMENT.

GONNA BE JUST A SIMPLE CEREMONY,

BUT IN GOOD TASTE.

THEY'LL BE LIVING IN MT. PILOT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU STAYING HERE AT THE HOUSE?

YEAH, YEAH.

FIND ME DOING BUSINESS AT THE SAME OLD STAND.

OF COURSE, WITH MOTHER GONE,

THERE'LL BE A FEW SIGNIFICANT CHANGES

IN MY MODUS VIVENDI, YOU MIGHT SAY.

CHANGES IN HIS WHAT?

YOU HEARD HIM SAME AS I DID.

MY MANNER OF LIVING.

OH.

HEY, UH, HOWARD,

HOW DO YOU PLAN TO CHANGE YOUR MANNER OF LIVING?

OH, I'M GOING TO SPREAD MY WINGS A LITTLE, ANDY.

AH. PLANS?

NOTHING RADICAL,

BUT NOW THAT I'LL HAVE COMPLETE FREEDOM,

I FIGURED I MIGHT TURN THE PLACE

INTO MORE OF A BACHELOR PAD.

UH-OH.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO START BURNING

THE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS.

WELL, AFTER I GET THE PLACE FIXED UP

I'M JUST GOING TO LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY.

I GOT TO BE RUNNING,

CHECK ON THE WEDDING INVITATIONS.

YOU'LL ALL BE GETTING THEM.

SATURDAY. WE'LL BE THERE.

AND AFTER THAT, WELL, UH...

AFTER THAT... WHO KNOWS?

I'LL SEE YOU, HOWARD.

HEY, THAT HOWARD.

AAH, COME ON.

THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.

NO MORE.

GOODBYE, MOTHER.

GOODBYE, DEAR.

GOODBYE, GEORGE. GOODBYE, HOWARD.

HEY, WE'D BETTER GET GOING. COME ON.

MY OWN PAD.

HEY, ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN HOWARD LATELY?

NO. I'VE BEEN TO HIS OFFICE

THREE DAYS IN A ROW.

HE HASN'T BEEN THERE.

OH, HE'S BEEN RUNNING ALL AROUND, ANDY,

FIXING UP THE HOUSE, GETTING THINGS FOR IT.

HE WASN'T FOOLING ABOUT THAT WHOLE NEW DEAL.

WELL, HECK, NO.

THIS MORNING, BIG TRUCK STOPPED BY THE GAS STATION

LOOKING FOR HIS HOUSE.

FELLA WAS GOING TO DELIVER A BEAR-SKIN RUG.

HE'S NOT FOOLING.

DON'T SOUND LIKE IT, DOES IT?

HEY, LISTEN, UH...

UH, UH, YOU WANT TO, UM...?

YEAH, LET'S GO SEE WHAT HE'S DOING.

THIS LIGHT'S TOO BRIGHT FOR YOUR PRETTY EYES, MY DEAR.

HI, GUYS. HI, HOWARD.

Goober: JUST DROPPED OVER

TO SEE HOW YOU WERE DOING.

WELL, GEE, YOUR-YOUR PLACE LOOKS GREAT, HOWARD.

YEAH, EXCEPT THESE PILLOWS ARE GOING TO GET ALL DIRTY.

NO, NO, GOOBER.

THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.

THEY ARE?

YES. LENDS AN AIR OF INFORMALITY.

THEY'RE FOR PEOPLE TO SIT ON.

ON THE FLOOR?

THAT'S RIGHT.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH A CHAIR AND A SOFA?

THAT'S WHAT MY WIFE AND ME SIT ON.

SITTING ON PILLOWS BREEDS A CERTAIN... INTIMACY.

WE'RE INTIMATE.

I THINK IT'S A KIND OF A NEW FASHION, EMMETT.

HEY, YOU GOT SOME NEW PAINTINGS.

YEAH, JUST A COUPLE OF THINGS I PICKED UP

IN A LITTLE, OUT-OF-THE-WAY STREET IN MT. PILOT.

OH. WHAT ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE?

WELL, THE WAY I UNDERSTAND IT,

THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE

SOMEBODY'S IMPRESSION OF, UH, SOMETHING.

WELL, THAT'S THE KIND OF THING TO GET, ALL RIGHT.

WHEN YOU CAN GET THEM.

THIS LITTLE SHOP, YOU KNOW,

IS OFF THE MAIN TOURIST BEAT IN MT. PILOT.

ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SIT ON THIS BEAR

NO, NO, EMMETT.

THAT'S MERELY DECOR.

WELL, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SAY, HOWARD

YOUR PLACE REALLY DOES LOOK SHARP.

I COULD SEE IT ALL A LOT BETTER

IF IT WASN'T SO DARK IN HERE.

MUST BE A DROP IN YOUR LINE VOLTAGE.

WHERE'S YOUR FUSE BOX, HOWARD?

NO, EMMETT.

THAT'S THIS THING HERE, YOU SEE.

THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL YOUR INDIRECT LIGHTING.

HEY. I... I GUESS IT'S ALL RIGHT.

I JUST NEVER SEEN NOTHING LIKE IT BEFORE.

EMMETT, YOU WOULDN'T RUN INTO A THING LIKE THIS

TOO MUCH IN MAYBERRY.

WELL, I FEEL THAT ALL OF THIS IS THE REAL ME.

I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT A BACHELOR'S PAD

SHOULD REVEAL THE TRUE PERSONALITY OF ITS OWNER.

I'M WITH YOU, HOWARD.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A LITTLE DRINKIE, BOYS?

NAME YOUR POISON, GENTS.

GRAPEFRUIT, LEMON, LIME, ORANGE?

OR, UH, IF YOU'D PREFER SOME OF THE HARD STUFF,

I'VE GOT A LITTLE CIDER THAT'S STARTED TO TURN.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

A BIT OF THE BUBBLY, BOYS?

OH, GEE, NOT FOR ME.

ME NEITHER.

I STILL GOT A CARBURETOR JOB TO DO.

I'LL PASS.

SEE, WE JUST STOPPED BY

TO SEE HOW YOU WERE COMING WITH YOUR PLACE.

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE THE LUNCHEON?

I WAS PLANNING A LITTLE BASH FOR THIS SATURDAY NIGHT.

IS THAT A PARTY?

YOU MEAN WITH GIRLS AND DANCING

AND SITTING ON THE PILLOWS AND ALL THAT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

COUNT ME IN, HOWARD.

I'LL TELL MARTHA TO GET A NEW DRESS.

OH, GEE, I'D LOVE TO PENCIL YOU IN, EMMETT,

BUT THIS IS FOR SINGLES ONLY.

MAYBE NEXT TIME, HUH?

I WAS COUNTING ON YOU TWO FELLAS --

AND HELEN, OF COURSE.

GOOBER AND I WILL GET GIRLS,

AND IT'LL MAKE A NICE, LITTLE SIX

FINE WITH ME.

ME, TOO. I'LL GET A GIRL.

IF IT'S ONLY GOING TO BE ANDY AND GOOBER AND THEIR GIRLS,

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME BRINGING LITTLE MARTHA

AND MAKING IT AN EIGHT

NO. JUST SINGLES, EMMETT.

MAYBE I'LL SLIP OUT OF THE HOUSE AND MAKE IT A SEVEN-SOME.

NEXT TIME, EMMETT.

OH, OKAY.

IT'S DEFINITE FOR THIS SATURDAY, THEN, HUH?

OH, YEAH, I'LL BRING HELEN.

I'LL KEEP IN TOUCH WITH YOU ON THE GIRLS.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW WE FINALLY GOT THE SHOW ON THE ROAD.

FIRST BASH OF THE MAYBERRY SOCIAL SEASON.

WE'LL TEAR IT UP.

YEAH.

[ ALL THREE LAUGHING ]

THERE YOU GO.

YEAH.

HELLO, DOROTHY?

HOW'S MY FAVORITE GAL?

I'M HAVING A LITTLE DO AT MY PAD SATURDAY NIGHT AND, UH...

A LITTLE DO AT MY PAD.

A PARTY AT MY HOUSE.

OH. OH, I SEE.

WELL, IF YOU PROMISED YOUR FOLKS YOU'D VISIT THEM,

OF COURSE, I UNDERSTAND.

UH, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, DOT.

YEAH.

HEY, JENNY, GUESS WHO.

NO. IT'S GOOBER PYLE.

YEAH. WELL, I TELL YOU WHY I CALLED.

HOWARD SPRAGUE IS HAVING A PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT,

AND I THOUGHT...

WHAT?

YOU'RE ENGAGED?

WELL, YEAH.

YEAH, OKAY.

SHE'LL WAIT A LONG TIME BEFORE I ASK HER OUT AGAIN.

HELLO. MARIAN?

HOWARD SPRAGUE HERE.

HOWARD SPRAGUE, THE CITY CLERK.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

THIS IS A SOCIAL CALL.

LISTEN, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO COME TO MY PARTY ON...?

OH, YOU'RE BUSY.

OH. OKAY.

WAIT. WH-WH-WHAT NIGHT ARE YOU BUSY?

MY PARTY'S ON...

HELLO

YOU WANT TO GO TO A PARTY

SATURDAY NIGHT?

HELLO, SHIRLEY?

HOWARD SPRAGUE HERE.

LISTEN, I'M HAVING A LITTLE BASH AT MY PLACE

ON SATURDAY NIGHT, AND...

HOWARD SPRAGUE.

WELL, WE MET RATHER BRIEFLY AT THE DANCE

AT THE LODGE LAST FALL.

HOWARD SPRAGUE.

WELL, I'M, UH, RATHER TALL, ABOUT SIX-THREE,

A LITTLE MUSTACHE...

YEAH.

YEAH. YEAH.

THAT'S ME. YEAH.

OH, YOU'RE LEAVING FOR DETROIT.

OH, WELL, UH...

SOME OTHER TIME, THEN.

BYE.

HEY, GOOB, STEP RIGHT IN.

YOU'RE THE FIRST TO ARRIVE.

I ALWAYS LIKE TO BE FIRST AT A PARTY.

YEAH, COME ON IN.

WHERE'S, UH, WHERE'S YOUR DATE?

OH, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU, HOWARD.

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET ONE.

IRENE WENT IN THE OPERATING ROOM AT 5:00 THIS AFTERNOON,

AND JENNY'S ENGAGED, AND THINGS LIKE THAT.

HEY, WHO'D YOU GET? IS SHE HERE YET?

WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT,

I RAN INTO A COUPLE OF PROBLEMS MYSELF.

SHIRLEY'S LEAVING FOR DETROIT...

SHIRLEY WHO?

I DON'T KNOW HER LAST NAME.

THEN THERE WERE A COUPLE OF OTHERS

THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER.

WELL, I GUESS SATURDAY NIGHT IS A BAD NIGHT FOR A PARTY.

I JUST HAD A FLASH, THOUGH.

I WAS THINKING OF GIVING SALLY MARSH A CALL.

WELL, NOT HER, HOWARD.

NOW, SHE'S THE END OF THE LINE.

SHE CAN'T DANCE AND SHE AIN'T PRETTY

AND SHE DON'T SAY A WORD ALL EVENING.

SHE'S JUST NOTHING.

MAYBE I'LL GIVE HER A CALL ANYWAY.

WELL, SHE WON'T COME.

WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW TILL YOU TRY.

I TRIED.

OH.

WELL, ANDY AND HELEN WILL BE HERE SOON ANYWAY, HUH?

HEY, YEAH, YEAH.

IT WON'T BE JUST LIKE IT'S ALL FELLERS.

HECK, NO. BESIDES, WE'VE GOT THE BAR AND THE SANDWICHES

AND THE STEREO AND THE PILLOWS AND ALL, HUH?

YEAH.

* WHO COULD ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE, HUH? *

HUH? HEY!

LET'S SIT DOWN HERE

AND MAKE OURSELVES COMFY TILL THEY GET HERE, HUH?

BOY, THIS IS THE LIFE.

WELL, YOU CAN'T BEAT IT.

OKAY?

IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

OH, I HOPE IT'S ALL RIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE OTHER GIRLS ARE WEARING.

I GUARANTEE YOU'LL LOOK BETTER'N ALL OF THEM.

OH, HEY, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR.

SHALL WE GET GOING? YEAH, LET'S GO.

OH, BOY, WE'RE OFF TO MAYBERRY'S FIRST SWINGING PARTY.

YEAH.

YOU SEE, GOOBER, ABSTRACT PAINTINGS

ARE NOT REPRESENTATIONAL.

THEY AIN'T?

NO, NO, NOT BY ANY MANNER OR MEANS.

OH.

Howard: I HAVE TO ADMIT

I DIDN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT MYSELF

UNTIL I RAN ACROSS THAT LITTLE, OUT-OF-THE-WAY SHOP IN MT. PILOT

AND, UH, THIS, UH... PERSON THERE...

HE EXPLAINED IT ALL TO ME.

WELL, SOME OF THESE PAINTINGS RAN $10, $15, EVEN $20,

WHEREAS THE REGULAR ONES WERE JUST $5 OR $7.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THE REGULAR ONES"?

WELL, YOU KNOW, CLOWNS AND APPLES AND STUFF.

YOU KNOW. OH.

AND STILL THEY COME, HUH?

HI.

HI, HOWARD. HI, HOWARD.

COME ON IN.

OH, WELL...

WELL, YOUR PLACE LOOKS JUST WONDERFUL, HOWARD.

I THINK IT SAYS "HOWARD SPRAGUE,"

DON'T YOU?

WELL, YES, I, UH...

I SUPPOSE IT DOES.

HI, GOOB.

ANDY. HI, GOOBER.

HELEN.

WHERE ARE THE OTHER GIRLS?

PRIMPING UP?

UH, WELL, ANDY,

BY ONE OF THOSE HUMOROUS TWISTS OF FATE,

HELEN HERE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE REPRESENTING

THE OPPOSITE SEX TONIGHT.

OH?

YEAH, JUST ONE OF THE THOSE THINGS.

YOU KNOW, A... SERIES OF CIRCUMSTANCES.

YEAH, ME AND HOWARD COULDN'T GET NO GIRLS.

WELL, THAT CERTAINLY MAKES ME FEEL LIKE

THE BELLE OF THE BALL.

EXACTLY, HUH?

WELL, LET'S GET THE OLD SHOW ON THE ROAD, HUH?

HOW'S ABOUT A SWISS

Andy: UH... GEE, HOWARD,

THEY LOOK AWFULLY GOOD

BUT, UH, WE JUST ATE AN HOUR AGO.

OH. GOOB?

NO, I'D LIKE TO FINISH MY DRINK.

OH. WELL, WHY DON'T WE MAKE OURSELVES COMFORTABLE, HUH?

UH, GOOB, WOULD YOU, UH...

HELEN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN RIGHT HERE

ON THIS NICE, PRETTY, RED PILLOW.

YEAH. THERE WE ARE.

ANDY, MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE RIGHT THERE.

OKAY.

I'LL JUST PLUNK DOWN HERE ON THIS PURPLE PILLOW.

AH...

WELL, WHAT'S NEW WITH YOU KIDS?

ME? YEAH.

OH, NOTHING MUCH

SINCE I SAW YOU THIS MORNING.

OH.

HOW ABOUT YOU, HELEN?

OH, NOTHING NEW.

JUST THE SAME OLD GRIND.

YEAH, YEAH.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ALL HERE FOR:

TO GET AWAY FROM THE OLD HUMDRUM.

RIGHT, GOOB?

RIGHT. I'LL GO ALONG WITH THAT.

YES, SIR, GET AWAY FROM THE OLD HUMDRUM.

THAT'S THE THING TO DO, ALL RIGHT.

Andy: YEAH.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A LITTLE MUSIC, HUH?

YEAH, MUSIC WOULD BE GOOD.

FINE. GOOD IDEA.

I GOT... I...

I'VE GOT SOME RECORDS BY A NEW GROUP I RAN ACROSS:

THE SILVER HERRINGBONES.

THEY'RE A REAL GIANT.

MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF THEM?

OH, YEAH, THEY'RE MAKING QUITE A SPLASH.

I'LL, UH, I'LL PLAY SOME OF THEIR STUFF FOR YOU.

THAT'S SOMETHING.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TWO KIDS GIVE IT A WHIRL, HUH?

OH...

COME ON, HELEN, ON YOUR FEET.

UP YOU GO.

[ FAST-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

OH! OH, THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO THEM NEW DANCES.

WELL, YOU KNOW,

I THINK I HAVE A LOT TO LEARN.

WELL, DON'T GET DISCOURAGED.

JUST PRACTICE.

YEAH, I... I'LL DO THAT.

SNACK, ANYONE?

UH, NO, THANKS.

NO, THANK YOU.

GOOBER? NO.

WELL, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE WHEN YOU WANT THEM.

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

HMM. YOU KNOW, THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A GOOD PARTY,

I LOST ALL TRACK OF TIME.

DO YOU KNOW IT'S NEARLY 9:00?

IS IT THAT LATE?

MMM.

TIME SURE FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN.

WELL, GOLLY, IT'S STILL THE SHANK OF THE EVENING.

YEAH, BUT, SEE, HELEN'S GOT SCHOOL TOMORROW.

YEAH.

TOMORROW'S SUNDAY.

SUNDAY SCHOOL.

UH... YOU KNOW, CHURCH.

I GOT TO GO TO CHURCH TOMORROW, TOO, HOWARD.

OH, WELL... GOLLY, IT'S SUCH A SHAME.

WE'RE... WE'RE A FUN GROUP.

WELL, LISTEN, HOWARD, WE'LL DO IT AGAIN.

THIS HAS BEEN WONDERFUL, JUST WONDERFUL.

SURE, WE CAN DO IT AGAIN.

AND-AND I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'VE HAD A BETTER TIME.

IT'S BEEN A REAL BASH, HOWARD.

WELL, IF YOU ALL HAVE TO GO...

ARE YOU SURE YOU WON'T HAVE A SANDWICH BEFORE YOU LEAVE?

NO, THANKS.

NO, THANKS.

WELL, HEY, EMMETT.

OH, EMMETT... HI, FELLAS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I WAS WAITING TO PICK MARTHA UP FROM BRIDGE.

THOUGHT I'D DROP OVER AND SEE HOW

THINGS WERE GOING.

HEY, WHERE'S THE REST OF THE PULCHRITUDE?

THAT'S "DAMES" TO YOU.

WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, EMMETT,

WE RAN INTO A FEW SNAGS IN THAT DEPARTMENT.

YOU'RE NOT BREAKING UP SO EARLY, ARE YOU?

IT IS KIND OF LATE, AND I THINK HELEN'S

TIRED OF DANCING WITH US.

WHAT SHE NEEDS IS SOMEBODY

TO SHOW HER HOW IT'S REALLY DONE.

PUT ON SOME MUSIC--

SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE BOUNCE TO IT.

HOW ABOUT IT-- ONCE OVER LIGHTLY?

WELL...

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DANCE, EMMETT.

I DIDN'T GET TO THE FINALS

OF THE HARVEST BALL FOR NOTHING.

SHALL WE DANCE?

GO, MAN, GO!

GO, MAN, GO!

GO GET 'EM, EMMETT!

HEY, HEY!

HEY, ANDY.

HOWARD JUST GOT BACK FROM MT. PILOT.

OH, I WONDERED WHERE HE WENT.

HE WENT UP THERE TO VISIT HIS MOTHER.

YOU KNOW WHAT HE TOLD ME?

HE'S HAVING ANOTHER BASH AT HIS PLACE SATURDAY NIGHT.

HE IS?

WELL, EMMETT PULLED THE FIRST ONE OUT OF THE FIRE,

BUT I DON'T THINK HE CAN COUNT ON THAT AGAIN.

WELL, HOWARD'S MAKING SOME CHANGES.

YEAH, THIS TIME HE'S GONNA START THE THING AT 9:00

SO IT DON'T BREAK UP SO EARLY.

WHO'S GONNA BE THERE?

NEW BLOOD, ANDY.

HOWARD MET A COUPLE OF NURSES IN MT. PILOT.

THEY'RE COMING. ONE FOR HIM, ONE FOR ME.

NO KIDDIN'!

YEAH, HE WANTED ME TO MAKE SURE

THAT YOU AND HELEN COULD MAKE IT.

WELL, I THINK WE CAN.

I'LL ASK HER.

I THINK WE CAN, YEAH.

HOW ARE THE NURSES GETTING OVER HERE?

THEIR MOTHERS ARE DRIVIN' THEM OVER.

THEIR MOTHERS?

YEAH, HOWARD SAID THEIR MOTHERS ARE A LOT OF FUN.

SHOULD BE A GREAT PARTY.

YEAH...THAT'S ALL YOU NEED,

IS A COUPLE OF NURSES AND THEIR MOTHERS.

LOOKS LIKE HOWARD'S ON HIS WAY.

I'LL SEE YOU.