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CAN'T YOU GET THAT
BACK PART TO STAY DOWN?
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IT ALWAYS STICKS UP THERE.
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I THINK MAYBE MY HAIR'S
DIFFERENT THERE OR SOMETHING.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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ALL COMES OUT
OF THE SAME HEAD.
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ANDY, YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT THE ANNOUNCEMENT IS
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THAT THE REVEREND'S
GOING TO MAKE?
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NO, I DON'T. MUST BE
SOMETHING IMPORTANT THOUGH.
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OPIE, DO YOU HAVE YOUR MONEY
FOR THE COLLECTION?
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FOR THE COLLECTION?
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YEAH.
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I'VE JUST GOT
TO COVER THE ROAST.
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HOW MUCH
YOU PLANNING
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ON PUTTING IN
THE PLATE TODAY?
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A QUARTER.
LIKE EVERY SUNDAY.
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HMM. JUST ASKING.
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THINK IT'S OKAY IF IT'S
A CANADIAN QUARTER?
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YOU HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE
UNLOADING IT?
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NONE OF THE STORES
WILL TAKE IT.
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WELL, WHAT GOOD
DO YOU THINK
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IT'S GOING TO DO
THE CHURCH?
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MAYBE IT COULD BE A
MISSIONARY OFFERING.
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GUESS I BETTER PUT
IN A REGULAR QUARTER.
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I WOULD.
MMM.
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WELL, I'M READY.
LET'S HURRY.
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OH, WE'VE GOT PLENTY
OF TIME.
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IT'S NOT THAT.
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IT'S THAT MABEL TROTTER
HAS NEVER SUNG
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THE SOPRANO PART
WITH THE CHOIR BEFORE.
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AND CLARA AND I
HAVE TO WARN HER
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NOT TO MAKE
A SOLO OUT OF IT.
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YOU KNOW MABEL.
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COME ALONG.
ALL RIGHT.
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* HIS GRACE IMPLORE
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* HIS HOLY NAME CONFESSING
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* O MASTER,
THYSELF WE NEED... *
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I'll sell it to you
for 15 cents.
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* AND STILL THOSE WORDS
SO CHEERING *
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* ACROSS THE YEARS
ARE STRIVEN *
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* OUR HUMBLE PRAYER
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* O LORD, WE ARE BELIEVING
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* WE GIVE AND RECEIVE
IN PRAYER *
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* O SUNLIT SHORE
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* HOW PRIZED
THINE ANCIENT GLORY *
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* THAT GLORY
OUR HEARTS MAY SHARE *
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* FROM DAYS OF YORE
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* WE HEAR THE OLD, SWEET STORY
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* BEHOLDING OUR MASTER THERE
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* FOR STILL
WE HEAR HIM SPEAKING *
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* WE SEE THE HUNGRY FED
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* DEAR LORD OF ALL
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* WE TRUE WITH THEM
ARE SEEKING *
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* O GRANT US
THY LIVING PRAYER *
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WELL, THAT CERTAINLY WAS
INSPIRATIONAL.
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BEFORE WE CLOSE THE SERVICES
THIS MORNING
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I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
THAT CONCERNS US ALL.
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AS YOU KNOW, WE HAVE RECENTLY
SUFFERED THE LOSS
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OF ONE OF OUR OLDEST
PARISHIONERS, MR. JARED HOOPER
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WHO PASSED ON IN HIS 93rd YEAR.
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WONDERFUL MAN.
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WONDER WHAT WENT
WRONG WITH HIM?
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I HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED THAT
MR. HOOPER, IN HIS WILL
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HAS REMEMBERED THE CHURCH
IN THE AMOUNT OF $500.
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BY THE TERMS OF THE WILL,
MR. HOOPER HAS INSTRUCTED
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THAT THIS MONEY BE USED
FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE CHURCH.
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THEY COULD USE IT
TO PAD THESE PEWS.
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SHH!
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NOW, I'M SURE THERE ARE
A NUMBER OF YOU PEOPLE
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WHO WILL HAVE IDEAS
AND SUGGESTIONS
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AS TO HOW THIS MONEY
MAY BEST BE SPENT.
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ON THURSDAY NIGHT
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WE PLAN TO HAVE A MEETING
OF THE FINANCE COMMITTEE.
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OUR CHAIRMAN, SHERIFF TAYLOR,
MRS. EMMETT CLARK, AND MYSELF.
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THIS MEETING WILL BE HELD
IN MY OFFICE
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AND AT THAT TIME, THOSE OF YOU
WHO DO HAVE SUGGESTIONS
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MAY SUBMIT THEM FOR THE
CONSIDERATION OF THE COMMITTEE.
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MISS EDWARDS, IF YOU WILL,
PLEASE?
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LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE
YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU.
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YEAH. I HOPE THERE ARE NOT
TOO MANY SUGGESTIONS.
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EMMETT! EMMETT!
EXCUSE ME.
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EMMETT.
EMMETT.
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WHAT
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I'M CALLING A MEETING
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OF THE BUILDING
AND SAFETY COMMITTEE.
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BUT CHARLIE BRADSHAW'S
OUT OF TOWN.
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OKAY. YOU
AND ME THEN.
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THIS $500 IS WHAT WE NEED TO FIX
THE CHURCH FOUNDATION.
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HEY, YEAH. BUT WE'LL NEED
SOME FACTS AND FIGURES.
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RIGHT.
HELLO, MARTHA.
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I ENJOYED THE SERMON,
DIDN'T YOU?
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LOVELY.
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EXCUSE ME.
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JUST A MINUTE, ANDY.
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CLARA, I WANTED TO GET YOU
BEFORE YOU GOT AWAY.
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I THINK WE KNOW HOW
THAT MONEY SHOULD BE SPENT.
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WE CERTAINLY DO.
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I THINK WE SHOULD CALL
A MEETING TOMORROW
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AND DISCUSS HOW BEST
TO PRESENT OUR SUGGESTION.
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YES, WE MUST BE
WELL PREPARED.
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I'M GOING TO TELL
ALL THE OTHER GIRLS.
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ARE YOU COMING?
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JUST A MINUTE.
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AND, CLARA, REMEMBER
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THIS TIME IT'S
A FIGHT TO THE END.
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EXACTLY.
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JUST A MINUTE.
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SOUNDS LIKE AUNT BEE'S
GONNA MAKE A SUGGESTION.
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IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS.
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WISH I'D DONE A LITTLE MORE
PRAYING THIS MORNING.
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MORNING, LADIES.
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HI, ANDY.
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OH, YOU KNOW, REVEREND,
I NEARLY DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU
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WITHOUT YOUR HIGH COLLAR.
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WELL, TODAY IS MY DAY
TO VISIT THE FLOCK
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AND WEARING ONE
OF THESE THINGS
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MAKES ME LOOK
LESS FORBIDDING.
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OH.
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BESIDES THAT, I
HAVE A SHORT NECK
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AND THOSE HIGH COLLARS
KIND OF GET TO ME
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EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
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OH, SAY, ANDY.
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DON'T FORGET ABOUT
THE MEETING TONIGHT.
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OH, NO, NO.
I'LL BE THERE.
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WILL THERE BE MANY SUGGESTIONS,
AS FAR AS YOU KNOW?
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WELL, SOME PEOPLE
ARE GOING TO MAKE PRESENTATIONS.
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AUNT BEE FOR ONE.
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SHE WON'T TELL ME
WHAT IT IS.
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DO YOU ANTICIPATE
ANY FIREWORKS?
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HARD TO TELL.
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MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA IF YOU
WEAR YOUR HIGH COLLAR.
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YEAH, WELL, IN CASE ANY
HARD FEELINGS DO DEVELOP
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I'VE GOT
A BROTHERLY LOVE SERMON
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ALL READY FOR SUNDAY.
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OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
OKAY.
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I GUESS THEY'RE
ABOUT ALL HERE.
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WE MIGHT AS WELL...
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UM... UM, HOWARD?
HOWARD
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UH, I GUESS EVERYBODY
THAT'S COMING IS HERE
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SO WE MIGHT AS WELL
GET STARTED.
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UH... OH, YOU?
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NO, YOU GO AHEAD.
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OKAY. OKAY.
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WELL, WHO'D LIKE TO MAKE
THE FIRST SUGGESTION?
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UH, WELL, I ALWAYS SAY
LADIES FIRST.
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THANK YOU.
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DISTINGUISHED MEMBERS
OF THE FINANCE COMMITTEE,
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I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO SPEAK
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ON BEHALF OF THE LADIES
OF THE CHURCH CHOIR.
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AS YOU ALL KNOW,
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FOR AS LONG AS THE CHOIR
HAS BEEN ACTIVE,
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WE'VE BEEN SINGING
WITHOUT BENEFIT OF CHOIR ROBES.
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AND YOU'VE ALL BEEN AWARE,
I'M SURE,
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THAT WHEN OTHER CHOIRS
FROM OTHER CHURCHES
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HAVE VISITED US AS GUEST
PERFORMERS,
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THEY HAVE INVARIABLY WORN
THE CONVENTIONAL ROBES.
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THAT'S VERY TRUE.
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WE, ON THE OTHER HAND,
HAVE BEEN VERY RELUCTANT
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TO ACCEPT ANY OUTSIDE
ENGAGEMENTS
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BECAUSE OF OUR LACK
OF PROPER COSTUMING.
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WE FEEL THAT LACK
EVEN MORE KEENLY
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AT OUR VERY OWN
SUNDAY SERVICES.
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I KNOW THAT YOU'VE
WANTED THESE ROBES
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FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
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YES, REVEREND.
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AND WE REQUESTED THEM
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WHENEVER THERE WAS SURPLUS
IN THE TREASURY.
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BUT, INVARIABLY,
THE CHOIR HAS BEEN IGNORED,
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AND THE MONEY WAS SPENT
FOR OTHER PURPOSES.
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AUNT BEE, DO YOU HAVE
ANY FIGURES
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ON WHAT THE COST
MIGHT BE?
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MORE THAN THAT.
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WITH THE COMMITTEE'S PERMISSION
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MISS CLARA EDWARDS WILL MODEL
THE ROBE WE HAVE IN MIND.
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CLARA?
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NOW, THIS ROBE IS MADE
OF HEAVY POLISHED COTTON.
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THE COLLAR IS
DETACHABLE,
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MADE OF POPLIN AND GUARANTEED
WRINKLE-PROOF.
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NOW, THE COST OF
THIS ROBE IS $37.50.
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AND THE COST
OF OUTFITTING
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THE ENTIRE CHOIR
AND THE ORGANIST
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COMES TO $487.50.
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PLUS STATE TAX.
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THAT WILL DO, CLARA.
THANK YOU.
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WELL, I THINK WE'VE
GOT THE PICTURE.
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ANY QUESTIONS, MARTHA?
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REVEREND?
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I HAVE THE PICTURE.
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OKAY, THEN, WHO'S NEXT?
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UH, YOUR PLEASURE,
ELMO.
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OH, UH... WELL...
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MY SUGGESTION WASN'T ANYTHING
AS RELIGIOUS AS THAT.
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WELL, IT HAS TO DO WITH
THE CHURCH, THOUGH, I ASSUME.
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OH, YEAH.
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WELL, I MEAN, UH...
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WELL, I WAS THINKING
WE MIGHT BUY A POOL TABLE
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AND PUT IT DOWN IN THE BASEMENT
OF THE CHURCH
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FOR WHEN WE HAVE
THE MEN'S CLUB MEETINGS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, UH,
EMMETT...
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WE MIGHT GET
A BIGGER TURNOUT.
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YEAH, WE COULD HAVE
TOURNAMENTS.
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THE LOSERS
BUY THE BEER.
EMMETT!
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SISTER.
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WELL, IT WAS ONLY
A SUGGESTION.
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I GUESS THE ROBES ARE
BETTER, THOUGH, HUH?
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I'M IN ACCORD WITH THAT.
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HOWARD, I GUESS YOU AND EMMETT
ARE NEXT.
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THANK YOU.
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THE, UH...
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THE, UH, BUILDING
AND SAFETY COMMITTEE
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WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU
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A GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION
OF THEIR PROPOSAL.
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AS SOMEONE ONCE SAID
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"A PICTURE IS WORTH MORE
THAN A THOUSAND WORDS"
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AND I INTEND
TO USE BOTH.
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UH, JUST PUT THE PICTURES UP,
EMMETT, PLEASE.
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NOW...
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THIS IS THE CHURCH
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AS IT WAS FIVE YEARS AGO.
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THIS IS BEFORE WE HAD
THE DRAINAGE PROBLEM
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FROM THE PROPERTY NEXT DOOR.
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DURING HEAVY RAINS,
IN ORDER TO ALLOW THE WATER
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TO RUN OUT INTO
THE STREET
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IT BECAME NECESSARY
TO DIG A DRAINAGE DITCH
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ALONGSIDE THE CHURCH.
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THIS IS THE, UH, DITCH...
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RIGHT HERE.
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NOW, IN DOING THIS,
WE WERE SHORTSIGHTED.
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THE CONSTANT DRAINAGE
ALONG THE FOUNDATION
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ON THIS SIDE OF THE CHURCH
OVER THE YEARS
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HAS CAUSED A SETTLING
IN THE FOUNDATION.
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00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,142
AND THIS...
233
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,711
EMMETT?
234
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,782
THIS IS THE RESULT.
235
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,151
THIS IS THE CHURCH
AS IT APPEARS TODAY.
236
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,753
POINT OF ORDER.
237
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,187
WOULD YOU TELL US
EXACTLY
238
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:56,156
HOW MUCH
THE CHURCH IS LEANING?
239
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,958
WELL, AS CLOSE
AS WE CAN FIGURE,
240
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,060
IT'S OUT OF PLUMB
ABOUT FIVE INCHES.
241
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,395
WELL, IT'S BEEN LIKE THAT
FOR YEARS.
242
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,831
THAT'S VERY TRUE.
243
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,833
BUT THERE ARE
CONSTANT STRESSES AT WORK
244
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,168
AND THESE STRESSES COULD
EVENTUALLY CAUSE CRACKS
245
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,103
AND DAMAGE
TO THE ENTIRE STRUCTURE.
246
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:13,073
OH, I THINK THEY'RE
JUST BEING ALARMISTS.
247
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:16,043
THE TOWER OF PISA'S BEEN LEANING
FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS
248
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,778
AND NOTHING'S HAPPENED TO IT.
249
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:20,848
WELL, NOW, THAT'S AN ENTIRELY
DIFFERENT MATTER, AUNT BEE.
250
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,750
ACCORDING TO
THE ESTIMATES WE HAVE,
251
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,985
THE FOUNDATION CAN BE
RAISED ON THIS SIDE
252
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,821
AND HAVE THE WHOLE BUILDING
LEVEL FOR ABOUT $500.
253
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,758
IN MY OPINION, THIS IS SOMETHING
THAT SHOULD BE FIXED.
254
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,359
I MUST SAY
THERE DOESN'T SEEM
255
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,261
TO BE ANY
GREAT URGENCY TO ME.
256
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:37,197
NO. THE CHOIR ROBES WOULD
GIVE SOMETHING TO THE CHURCH
257
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,166
FOR EVERYONE TO SEE
AND APPRECIATE
258
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,401
NOT SOMETHING UNDER THE GROUND
SOMEWHERE.
259
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,004
THERE'S NO POINT IN ARGUING
BACK AND FORTH.
260
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,405
SETTLE FOR THE POOL TABLE.
261
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,007
THAT'D BE A COMPROMISE.
262
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:51,178
WELL, WHAT DOES
THE COMMITTEE SAY?
263
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,280
THEY'RE THE ONES
WHO HAVE TO DECIDE.
264
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,785
WELL, I THINK I'VE
INDICATED HOW I FEEL.
265
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,920
AS IMPORTANT AS
THE CHOIR ROBES ARE,
266
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,822
I FEEL THAT
THE CHURCH ITSELF
267
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,924
SHOULD BE GIVEN
FIRST CONSIDERATION.
268
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,460
MARTHA?
269
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:12,132
WELL, WE'VE ALL GOTTEN USED
TO THE CHURCH BEING ON A SLANT.
270
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:15,235
NO ONE'S EVER FALLEN.
271
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,137
I VOTE FOR THE ROBES.
272
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,240
THAT LEAVES IT UP
TO YOU, MR. CHAIRMAN.
273
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,143
WELL, MY FEELING IS...
274
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:29,983
THAT, UH, WE'VE GOT
ALL THE FACTS.
275
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,190
UH...
276
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:38,959
AND, UH...
277
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:42,830
I DON'T THINK THAT WE NEED TO
MAKE A DECISION ON THIS TONIGHT.
278
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,799
UH, I'D, UH...
I'D LIKE TO THINK ABOUT IT.
279
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,935
AND, UH...
280
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,071
SHALL WE, UH... ADJOURN?
281
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,516
BOY, THAT WAS REAL GOOD.
282
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,085
YEAH, IT WAS,
REAL GOOD.
283
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,387
ROAST BEEF'S ONE OF YOUR
FAVORITES ISN'T IT?
284
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,289
YEAH. SHE HAD
ALL MY FAVORITES.
285
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,391
ALL WE NEED NOW TO
HAVE A PERFECT MEAL
286
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,860
IS PUMPKIN PIE ALA MODE.
287
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,128
AND FOR DESSERT...
288
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,464
PUMPKIN PIE ALA MODE.
289
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,069
THERE WE ARE.
290
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:32,145
IS THIS WHAT THEY CALL
LOBBYING, PA?
291
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,381
IF YOU MEAN IS
SHE WORKING ON ME
292
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,417
FOR THE CHOIR ROBES,
I'D SAY YES.
293
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,323
A VERY GOOD DINNER,
AUNT BEE.
294
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,557
WELL, THANK YOU, ANDY.
295
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,193
I'M GLAD YOU
ENJOYED IT.
296
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,928
COULD I
ASK YOU SOMETHING?
297
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,462
MM-HMM.
298
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,866
ARE YOU, BY ANY CHANCE,
TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY DECISION
299
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,634
ON HOW TO SPEND
THAT $500?
300
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,036
DEFINITELY.
301
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,940
ANDY, WE WANT THOSE CHOIR ROBES.
302
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,142
I'M DEADLY SERIOUS.
303
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,376
OH, AUNT BEE...
304
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,912
WE'VE BEEN PUT OFF
YEAR AFTER YEAR.
305
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,180
THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN SOMETHING
MORE IMPORTANT.
306
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,482
NOW, WE'RE DETERMINED
TO MAKE A STAND.
307
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,152
WELL, THE FACT
THAT THE CHURCH IS LEANING
308
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,921
IS IMPORTANT, TOO.
309
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,188
NOT TO ME IT ISN'T...
310
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,357
JUST TO A FEW PEOPLE
LIKE HOWARD SPRAGUE
311
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,927
WHO ALWAYS WORRY
ABOUT SOMETHING OR OTHER.
312
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,494
DOES THAT INCLUDE
THE REVEREND?
313
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,931
YES, AS LONG AS YOU
BRING IT UP.
314
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,598
I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU TWO CENTS
315
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:28,068
FOR WHAT HE KNOWS
ABOUT FOUNDATIONS.
316
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,202
DON'T YOU REPEAT THAT.
317
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,473
ANDY, I'M GOING TO BE
VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD WITH YOU.
318
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:36,076
I'VE DISCUSSED THIS
WITH THE GIRLS IN THE CHOIR
319
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,478
AND WE'VE DECIDED
THAT IF WE DON'T GET THE ROBES
320
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,313
WE'RE GOING
TO DISBAND THE CHOIR.
321
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,681
YOU'RE NOT.
322
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,051
WE ARE.
OUR MINDS ARE MADE UP.
323
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,685
TO STAND UP,
WEEK IN AND WEEK OUT
324
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,387
SINGING THOSE BEAUTIFUL HYMNS
325
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,656
INSPIRED BY OUR LORD
WITHOUT PROPER RAIMENT,
326
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,291
WE'D JUST RATHER NOT DO IT.
327
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,360
BUT WE'VE ALWAYS
HAD A CHOIR.
328
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,694
I'M VERY SORRY, ANDY.
329
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,263
THOSE ARE OUR FEELINGS
330
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:59,232
SO YOU, AS THE DECIDING
VOTE ON THE COMMITTEE,
331
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,700
IT'S ENTIRELY UP TO YOU.
332
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,236
I'LL GET YOUR COFFEE.
333
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,048
YOU KNOW, PA...
334
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,383
WHAT?
335
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,318
I GOT A FEELING
IF YOU DECIDE ON THE FOUNDATION,
336
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,320
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO SEE PUMPKIN PIE AGAIN
337
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,355
FOR A LONG TIME.
338
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,132
HELLO, AUNT BEE.
339
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,533
AUNT BEE...
340
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,035
AUNT BEE!
341
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,237
HMM?
OH, HELLO, HOWARD.
342
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,539
I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK
THERE WAS ANYTHING PERSONAL
343
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,209
IN THE BUILDING
AND SAFETY COMMITTEE'S ATTITUDE.
344
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,144
HOWARD, I HADN'T
REALLY THOUGHT.
345
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,645
IT'S JUST THAT WE BELIEVE
346
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,481
THAT STRUCTURAL PROBLEMS
ARE OF PRIME IMPORTANCE.
347
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,383
WELL, HOWARD, THERE ALSO HAPPENS
348
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,153
TO BE THE AESTHETIC IMPORTANCE
OF THE CHURCH.
349
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,990
CHURCHES HAVE SURVIVED ON FAITH
AND HYMNS AND JOYOUS OCCASION.
350
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,725
THEIR SURVIVAL IS NOT DEPENDENT
351
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:02,262
ON WHETHER THEY LEAN FIVE INCHES
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.
352
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,098
YES, BUT WHERE WILL
THESE JOYOUS OCCASIONS BE HELD
353
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,734
AND THESE HYMNS BE SUNG
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CHURCH
354
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,403
WITH A SOLID, SAFE,
AND ENDURING SUBSTRUCTURE?
355
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,506
HOWARD, IT'S FUTILE
FOR YOU AND ME TO DISCUSS THIS.
356
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,475
WE KNOW HOW THE REVEREND FEELS
357
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,644
AND WE KNOW
HOW MARTHA CLARK FEELS.
358
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,679
THE DECISION
IS ENTIRELY UP TO ANDY.
359
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,281
GOOD DAY, HOWARD.
360
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,416
GOOD DAY.
361
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,526
ANDY, DON'T THINK
THAT I DON'T KNOW
362
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,562
THAT YOU'RE ON A
BIT OF A SPOT HERE.
363
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,565
YEAH, YOU MIGHT SAY
IT'S A LITTLE TICKLISH.
364
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,100
I KNOW...
365
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,569
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT
INVOLVES A RELATIVE.
366
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,205
WELL, YEAH,
BUT IT'S-IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
367
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,174
I'M AFRAID
WHICHEVER WAY I VOTE
368
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,342
I MIGHT CAUSE A SPLIT
IN THE CHURCH
369
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,578
AND WE'D HAVE
TWO DIFFERENT FACTIONS
370
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:52,779
YOU KNOW?
371
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,547
YEAH.
MM-HMM.
372
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,251
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT WE WERE
373
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,687
UP AGAINST A SITUATION
LIKE THIS ONCE BEFORE
374
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,422
WHEN WE WERE
TRYING TO DECIDE
375
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,357
ABOUT PAINTING
THE CHURCH OR NOT.
376
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,458
MMM...
377
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,194
REMEMBER, THERE
WERE SOME FOLKS
378
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,362
THAT THOUGHT WE OUGHT
TO TAKE THAT MONEY
379
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,830
AND INSTALL AIR
CONDITIONING?
380
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,465
YEAH.
381
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,634
THAT ARGUMENT STILL FLARES UP
EVERY NOW AND THEN
382
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,137
WHEN WE HIT A HOT SUNDAY.
383
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,172
HI, REVEREND.
384
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,507
Reverend:
HI, HOWARD.
385
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,475
ANDY.
386
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,445
HELLO, HOWARD.
387
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,615
ANDY, I JUST BUMPED
INTO AUNT BEE AND...
388
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,151
WELL, I'D LIKE TO
WITHDRAW MY PROPOSAL
389
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,153
TO RAISE THE
CHURCH FOUNDATION.
390
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,554
OH, NO, HOWARD, NO.
391
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,256
NOW, ANDY, LOOK, REALLY
392
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,291
IT'S JUST GOING TO
CAUSE TOO MUCH TROUBLE.
393
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,726
NO. NO-NO-NO.
394
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,462
I'VE-I'VE ALWAYS FELT
THAT THE CHURCH FOUNDATION
395
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,331
WAS MORE IMPORTANT
AND I GUESS
396
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,566
I JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE NERVE
TO VOTE FOR IT.
397
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,368
YEAH, BUT I CAN SEE
398
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,537
WHERE THOSE ROBES HAVE
AN IMPORTANCE, TOO.
399
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,838
MMM...
400
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,207
THANKS FOR TRYING
TO HELP, HOWARD.
401
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,444
I'LL CALL A LITTLE
INFORMAL MEETING LATER ON TODAY
402
00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,647
AND TELL THEM THAT MY VOTE GOES
FOR THE CHURCH FOUNDATION.
403
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,318
YEP.
404
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,886
GOLLY, REVEREND,
YOU KNOW
405
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,857
THE CHURCH HAS BEEN SO GOOD
TO ALL OF US OVER THE YEARS.
406
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,293
YOU'D... WELL,
YOU'D KIND OF HOPE
407
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:16,463
IT COULD GET US
OUT OF A SITUATION LIKE THIS.
408
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,465
HOWARD...
409
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:21,168
I OFTEN SEEK GUIDANCE
IN THE BIBLE
410
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,470
AND MOST OF
THE TIME, I GET IT.
411
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,406
BUT THIS SITUATION
IS RATHER UNIQUE--
412
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,509
DRAINAGE PROBLEM,
HEAVY RAINS, FLOODING.
413
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,645
THERE'S NOT MUCH IN
THE BIBLE ABOUT THAT
414
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,382
OUTSIDE OF MAYBE
THE STORY OF NOAH
415
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,885
AND I'M AFRAID THAT WE'RE
NOT GOING TO BE ABLE
416
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:41,254
TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEM
WITH A BOAT.
417
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,192
NO, I GUESS NOT.
418
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,461
IT'S JUST THAT,
WELL, I KINDA...
419
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,896
HEY...
420
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,264
WHAT IS IT, HOWARD?
421
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,865
WHAT TIME DID YOU SAY
422
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,168
YOU WERE GOING TO CALL
THAT LITTLE INFORMAL MEETING?
423
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,636
OH, ABOUT 5:00.
424
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,271
IS THAT OKAY?
425
00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,806
YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S FINE.
426
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,242
LOOK, I GOT TO RUN ALONG NOW.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
427
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,190
ALL RIGHT. WE MIGHT
AS WELL, UH...
428
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,592
I WAS SURE HOWARD
WOULD BE HERE BY NOW
429
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,562
BUT WE WON'T HOLD UP THE MEETING
ANY LONGER.
430
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,864
AS CHAIRMAN
OF THE FINANCE COMMITTEE
431
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:28,235
I'M NOT GONNA USE
ANY FLOWERY WORDS OR ANYTHING.
432
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,237
I'VE GIVEN IT
A LOT OF THOUGHT
433
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,540
AND I'VE COME
TO THE CONCLUSION...
434
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:34,607
ANDY...
435
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,209
YES, HOWARD?
436
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,278
I'D LIKE YOUR PERMISSION
TO SPEAK, IF I MAY.
437
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:39,612
OH, SURE,
GO AHEAD.
438
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,281
UH, FOLKS,
EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON
439
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,750
I MADE AN OFFHAND COMMENT
TO THE REVEREND HERE
440
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,685
ABOUT HOW IT
WOULD BE JUST WONDERFUL
441
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,254
IF THE CHURCH
442
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:50,623
COULD GIVE US AN ANSWER
TO A CHURCH PROBLEM.
443
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:51,858
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN
WORKING ON.
444
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,426
HOWARD, I DON'T THINK
445
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,428
ANY OF US
ARE QUITE FOLLOWING YOU.
446
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,596
WELL, LET ME EXPLAIN.
447
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,398
THE CHURCH IS
NOT ONLY GOING
448
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,300
TO BE MADE ENTIRELY
LEVEL AGAIN,
449
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,835
AS RECOMMENDED BY THE BUILDING
AND SAFETY COMMITTEE,
450
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,604
BUT OUR GLORIOUS
LADIES' CHOIR
451
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,639
SHALL HAVE THEIR ROBES,
AS WELL.
452
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,376
UH, HOWARD,
TH-THE OBVIOUS QUESTION:
453
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,010
"HOW CAN WE HAVE BOTH?"
454
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,413
THAT'S VERY SIMPLE, REALLY.
455
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,715
THE $500 WILL GO
FOR THE CHOIR ROBES
456
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,384
AND, WELL, AS FOR
THE FOUNDATION,
457
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,418
WE CAN THANK NOAH.
458
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,886
"GENESIS," CHAPTERS
SIX TO TEN
459
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,621
WHERE THE LAND
WAS FLOODED...
460
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,523
GO ON, HOWARD.
461
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,025
WELL, IT OCCURRED TO
ME THAT IF-IF WE WERE
462
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,262
TO FLOOD THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE CHURCH BUILDING
463
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:31,531
AND LOWER THAT SIDE
BY FIVE INCHES
464
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,600
WE'D HAVE A PERFECTLY LEVEL
BUILDING AGAIN.
465
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,001
Andy:
WELL...
466
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,803
YOU'RE SAYING
LOWER ONE SIDE
467
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,671
INSTEAD OF RAISING THE OTHER?
468
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:39,872
EXACTLY.
469
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,708
IF FLOODING DID
IT ON THE ONE SIDE
470
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,476
IT COULD DO IT
ON THE OTHER.
471
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,478
I'VE CHECKED IT ALL
OUT WITH AN ENGINEER.
472
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,280
WELL, WELL...
473
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,816
WHAT DO YOU THINK, REVEREND?
474
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,352
I'M GAME.
475
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:56,623
HOWARD, DOES THAT MEAN
WE'RE GOING TO GET OUR ROBES?
476
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,626
OH, UNLESS YOU'D PREFER
A POOL TABLE.
477
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:05,898
* AH...
478
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:12,505
* THE LORD BLESS YOU
AND KEEP YOU *
479
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:18,378
* THE LORD LIFT HIS COUNTENANCE
UPON YOU *
480
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,612
* AND GIVE YOU PEACE
481
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,314
* AND GIVE YOU PEACE
482
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:22,582
* AND GIVE YOU PEACE
483
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,351
* AND GIVE YOU PEACE
484
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:30,723
* THE LORD MAKES HIS FACE
TO SHINE UPON YOU *
485
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,459
* AND BE GRACIOUS
486
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,361
* AND BE GRACIOUS
487
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,762
* UNTO YOU
488
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,731
* AND BE GRACIOUS...
489
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:48,341
* THE LORD BE GRACIOUS,
GRACIOUS UNTO YOU *
490
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:51,010
* AMEN
491
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,880
* AMEN
492
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:57,484
* AMEN
493
00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:00,119
* AMEN
494
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,755
* AMEN
495
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,724
* AMEN
496
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,025
* AMEN
497
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,594
* AMEN...
498
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,762
YOU REALLY CAME UP
WITH THE ANSWER, HOWARD.
499
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:12,632
OH, NOT ME.
500
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:23,075
* AMEN
501
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:32,752
WELL, IT WAS JUST SOMETHING
WE COULDN'T FORESEE.
502
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,821
HOW LONG DID WE HAVE
THAT WATER RUNNING?
503
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,023
NEARLY TWO WEEKS.
504
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:40,827
SO INSTEAD OF LOWERING
THAT SIDE FIVE INCHES,
505
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:44,030
YOU FIGURE IT'S GONE
DOWN ABOUT EIGHT.
506
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,898
THAT'S WHAT SHE MEASURES.
507
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,534
SO NOW IT'S LEANING
508
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,736
THREE INCHES IN
THE OTHER DIRECTION.
509
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,471
RIGHT.
510
00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:54,040
THE GROUND WAS JUST
A LOT SOFTER THAN WE FIGURED.
511
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,910
ANY CHANCE OF LOWERING
THE OTHER SIDE
512
00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,712
ANOTHER THREE?
513
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,514
NOT A CHANCE.
514
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,750
THAT SIDE OF THE FOUNDATION
515
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:06,519
IS SITTING
ON SOLID ROCK NOW.
516
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:09,188
WHAT'S THE ANSWER, HOWARD?
517
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:12,091
ONLY ONE,
AS FAR AS I CAN SEE.
518
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,561
IT'S TO RAISE THE LOW SIDE,
519
00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:17,830
WHICH, UH, USED TO BE
THE HIGH SIDE,
520
00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:20,633
BUT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
A LOT OF MONEY AGAIN.
521
00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,502
I KNOW ONE THING FOR SURE.
522
00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:25,472
THE WOMEN AIN'T GONNA
GIVE UP THEM ROBES.
523
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:28,475
NO.
524
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:30,677
OF COURSE THERE'S
ALWAYS A CHANCE
525
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,979
WE GET SOMETHING
WILLED TO US AGAIN.
526
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:35,047
MM, YEAH.
527
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,083
POSSIBLE.
528
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,885
NOTHING TO COUNT ON.
529
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:42,655
JUST A MATTER
OF BEING PATIENT.
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