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THERE. HOW'S THAT?

FINE.

SOMEWHERE OUT THERE, THERE'S A BUYER FOR THIS BABY.

YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE GONNA SELL THAT THING?

ANDY, EVERYTHING DOESN'T HAVE TO BE UP-TO-DATE AND MODERN.

THIS THING HAS VALUES OF ITS OWN.

LIKE WHAT?

WELL, IT'S RICH IN YESTERDAYS.

IT'S LIVED. IT'S SURVIVED.

DOESN'T THAT GRAB YOU A LITTLE?

NOT TOO MUCH.

AHA. I GOT MINE.

HAVE YOU BEEN TO MT. PILOT ALREADY?

YEAH.

WELL, THE DANCE ISN'T TILL TOMORROW NIGHT.

I WANTED TO MAKE SURE I GOT THE RIGHT SIZE THIS YEAR.

LAST YEAR I WAITED TOO LATE

AND ALL THEY HAD LEFT WAS A 46.

YOU LOOKED A LITTLE BIT BAGGY.

YEAH. I SPENT MOST OF THE EVENING

DANCING ON MY CUFFS.

YOU GET YOURS YET, ANDY?

I GOT ONE RESERVED.

THIS YEAR I DON'T HAVE TO RENT ANY CUFF LINKS.

GOOD.

GOT MY OWN NOW.

HOW DO YOU LIKE 'EM?

FINE.

NOTICE THEY'RE

IN THE SHAPE OF A TRUCK TIRE?

ONE OF THE BIG TIRE COMPANIES

ARE GIVIN' 'EM OUT TO ALL THEIR CUSTOMERS.

I'VE BEEN SAVING THEM FOR THIS OCCASION.

THERE'S NO MORE IMPORTANT OCCASION THAN THE HARVEST BALL.

WHOSE ORCHESTRA ARE THEY USING?

CASPER TICE AND HIS LATIN RHYTHMS.

I CAN'T DO THEM KIND OF DANCES.

JUST DO THE REGULAR BOX STEP.

HEY, YEAH.

SAY, ANDY, I WAS JUST IN YOUR OFFICE.

SARAH'S HOLDING

A LONG-DISTANT CALL FOR YOU FROM RALEIGH.

OH, THANKS.

MY NEW CUFF LINKS.

WELL, I'VE GOT AN IMPORTANT ENGAGEMENT TOMORROW NIGHT.

YEAH, BUT RALEIGH'S OVER 100 MILES FROM HERE.

WELL, I THINK JUDGE CONLEY IS ASKING AN AWFUL LOT.

WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.

WAIT A MINUTE.

NOW, WHAT'S THE LAW... WHAT'S THE LAWYER'S NAME?

YEAH.

ELM STREET.

RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

I-I'LL BE THERE.

RIGHT.

TROUBLE, ANDY?

YEAH.

HELEN WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD

TO GOING TO THAT DANCE.

OH, AND YOU HAVE TO GO TO RALEIGH, HUH?

YEAH, I DO.

YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME

WHEN THE BULLDOZER GOT LOOSE AND HIT THAT CAR?

YEAH.

WELL, THE OWNER OF THE CAR IS REOPENING THE CASE

AND SUING THE COUNTY FOR ALL KIND OF DAMAGES

AND I HAVE TO SEE A LAWYER AND GO OVER MY TESTIMONY

AND THAT ALWAYS TAKES FOREVER.

OH, YEAH, I KNOW.

GEE, THAT'S TOO BAD.

YEAH, WELL...HELEN WILL BE MAD, I GUESS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

SHE'LL JUST HAVE TO BE MAD.

HEY, HOWARD?

YEAH.

YOU STILL PLANNING TO GO STAG

TO THE DANCE TOMORROW NIGHT?

YEAH, I SORT OF THOUGHT I'D PLAY THE FIELD THIS YEAR.

WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND TAKE HELEN?

ME?

YOU SEE THE BIND I'M IN.

WELL, GEE, ANDY, I'D BE ONLY TOO HAPPY TO.

AS A MATTER OF FACT

I'D CONSIDER IT AN HONOR AND A PRIVILEGE

BUT DON'T YOU THINK YOU OUGHT TO ASK HELEN FIRST?

OH, WELL, AFTER ALL

SHE'D BE GOING WITH THE BEST DANCER IN TOWN.

MAYBE YES AND MAYBE NO.

I'VE NEVER DANCED TO CASPER TICE BEFORE.

WELL, HELEN HAS, AND I KNOW SHE'D BE TICKLED TO DEATH.

OH, ANDY, HOW COULD YOU?

WELL, IT'S NOT MY IDEA TO GO TO RALEIGH.

YOU COULD HAVE TRIED TO GET OUT OF IT.

I DID. I TRIED, BUT THE JUDGE INSISTS

THAT THE LAWYERS HAVE EVERYTHING READY BY MONDAY.

AND DON'T FORGET

THIS LAWYER'S GOING TO BE WORKING

ON HIS DAY OFF, TOO.

WELL, HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME TO THE HARVEST BALL.

WELL, DON'T YOU...

DON'T YOU THINK THAT I'M DISAPPOINTED, TOO?

I'LL BE DRIVING AND WORKING

ALL DAY TOMORROW, STAY OVER IN SOME MOTEL

AND HAVE TO DRIVE BACK ON SUNDAY.

WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY IT HAS TO BE.

YOU'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME.

HOWARD'S A GREAT DANCER.

HE'LL HAVE YOU OUT ON THE FLOOR

EVERY SECOND.

SOWWEE.

UH...PARDON ME.

I'M NOT SURE I HAVE THE RIGHT ADDRESS.

SHERIFF TAYLOR?

YES.

YOU'RE EXPECTED.

PLEASE COME IN.

OH. OH, THANK YOU.

SHERIFF TAYLOR TO SEE YOU.

SHERIFF, IT'S GOOD OF YOU

TO COME DOWN HERE ON YOUR DAY OFF.

I APPRECIATE IT.

OH, I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET A LAWYER

BY THE NAME OF...

LEE DRAKE.

THAT'S YOU?

THAT'S ME.

OH, WELL, I THOUGHT...

DON'T BE EMBARRASSED, SHERIFF.

I FOOL A LOT OF PEOPLE.

WELL, I WASN'T, UH, EXPECTING TO...

TO, UH, SEE A LAWYER IN A BATHING SUIT.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, A...

A WOMAN LAWYER.

WE AR KIND OF RARE.

YES.

AND THE NAME IS ALWAYS CONFUSING, TOO.

YES, IT IS, LEE.

SHERIFF, I'M SORRY THERE'S SUCH AN URGENCY TO THIS MATTER

BUT THE COURT INSISTS.

OH, I UNDERSTAND.

AND OUR OFFICE IS CLOSED ON WEEKENDS

SO I THOUGHT, WELL, IF I HAD TO WORK

I MIGHT AS WELL GET SOME SUN AT THE SAME TIME.

I DON'T BLAME YOU.

SHERIFF, MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.

GO ON.

WELL, THANK YOU.

IT'S GOING TO GET AWFULLY HOT

OVER THERE, SHERIFF.

WOULDN'T YOU PREFER TO SIT UNDER THE UMBRELLA?

OH, WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'VE BEEN IN THE OFFICE ALL WEEK

AND I'D KIND OF LIKE TO SIT HERE IN THE SUN.

HERE'S THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE FIRST DAY'S TESTIMONY.

THAT'S AS GOOD A PLACE TO START AS ANY, ISN'T IT?

OH, HERE, SHERIFF.

WILL THESE HELP?

OH...THANK YOU.

YEAH, HERE WE ARE.

MM-HMM.

DO YOU MIND IF I COOL OFF A BIT

WHILE YOU GO OVER THAT?

WHY...WHY, NO. NO.

YOU'LL NOTICE SOME CHECK MARKS

HERE AND THERE

WHERE I QUESTIONED THE PLAINTIFF'S TESTIMONY.

YES, I SEE.

FOR INSTANCE, HERE--

OH, SHERIFF, I'M SORRY.

I'M GETTING YOU ALL WET.

SAY, SHERIFF,

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO TAKE A SWIM YOURSELF?

THERE'S SOME TRUNKS IN THE BATHHOUSE.

OH, I DON'T THINK SO.

OH, REALLY?

WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

IT'S GOING TO GET A LOT WARMER.

I...I LIKE HEAT.

OH, ANOTHER THING--

IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER PLANS

YOU WILL STAY FOR DINNER?

OH, NO. I'LL JUST GET SOMETHING SOMEWHERE.

OH, DON'T BE SILLY.

WE'RE GOING TO BE WORKING PROBABLY RIGHT UP TO 7:00.

MARIE?

YES, MISS DRAKE?

SHERIFF TAYLOR WILL BE STAYING FOR DINNER.

I HOPE YOU LIKE LOBSTER.

I LOVE IT.

DON'T LET ME GET YOU WET, SHERIFF.

OH...

OH, THAT REALLY COOLS YOU OFF.

CAN YOU MAKE ANY SENSE OUT OF THAT TRANSCRIPT?

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH

I HAVEN'T REALLY GOTTEN INTO IT YET.

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THEY'RE COMPLETELY CONTRADICTING THEMSELVES.

FOR EXAMPLE, IN THE FIRST DAY'S TESTIMONY

THEY MADE NO MENTION WHATEVER OF BODILY INJURY,

BUT HERE, NOW THEY CLAIM THAT AS A RESULT OF THE CRASH

THE VICTIM IS COMPLAINING OF ALL SORTS OF THINGS.

YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO

IT'S ONLY BECAUSE THE COUNTY IS THE DEFENDANT.

WHERE DID, UH, YOU SAY THOSE BATHING TRUNKS ARE?

YOU KNOW, I COULD HARDLY STAY AWAKE IN CHURCH TODAY

AFTER BEING UP SO LATE LAST NIGHT.

ME TOO. SAY, I THINK THAT WAS

ONE OF THE BEST HARVEST BALLS WE EVER HAD.

YEAH. EVERYBODY IN CHURCH

WAS COMPLIMENTING ME ON MY CUFF LINKS.

WHAT'D YOU THINK OF THAT SERMON?

WELL, TO TELL THE TRUTH, I'M GETTING TIRED OF THAT SUBJECT.

EVERY SUNDAY FOR THE LAST MONTH,

HE STARTS OFF ON ANOTHER ONE OF THEM

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS.

YEAH, WELL, HE AIN'T GETTING TO ME.

SOME OF THEM SINS I NEVER HEARD OF, NEVER MIND COMMIT.

LIKE WHAT? LIKE THE ONE HE THREW AT US TODAY -- SLOTH.

THAT'S A NEW ONE ON ME.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GUARD AGAINST IT

IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS?

IT MEANS LAZINESS.

OH. WELL, MAYBE THINGS

WILL PICK UP NEXT SUNDAY.

WHAT SIN WE GOT COMING UP?

I THINK IT'S GLUTTONY.

OH. WELL, AT LEAST I'LL KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKIN' ABOUT.

HEY.

ANDY'S BACK.

HEY, ANDY.

HEY, WE MISSED YOU LAST NIGHT.

HAD A GREAT HARVEST BALL.

YOU GET ALL YOUR BUSINESS FINISHED IN RALEIGH?

YEP, ALL FINISHED.

BUSINESS?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WELL, YOUR FACE.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL US YOU GOT THAT SUNBURN

SITTING IN A LAWYER'S OFFICE?

IT SO HAPPENS I WORKED ALL DAY YESTERDAY.

AT WHAT?

A BEAUTY CONTEST AT THE BEACH?

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE...

IT'S OKAY, ANDY.

YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH US.

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN RALEIGH?

I TOLD YOU I SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY WITH A LAWYER.

AND HOW I GOT THE SUNBURN...

IT'S OKAY, ANDY.

WE UNDERSTAND.

NO, YOU DON'T.

WE DO SO.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HELEN?

YOU'D BETTER COOK UP SOMETHING FAST.

HE MEANS SOMETHING BESIDES YOUR FACE.

I DON'T HAVE TO COOK UP ANYTHING.

YOU'D BETTER MAKE IT GOOD, ANDY.

WOMEN ARE SUSPICIOUS TO START WITH.

I'M SO GLAD YOU FOUND THEM, HOWARD.

YOU LEFT THEM ON THE SEAT OF THE CAR.

I WAS WONDERING WHERE I COULD HAVE LOST THEM.

I THOUGHT YOU'D BE CONCERNED.

OH, PARDON ME.

ANDY!

HI!

HI, ANDY.

HI, HOWARD.

YOU GOT A SUNBURN.

YOU KNOW, MY FACE IS A LITTLE WARM.

WOW, THAT REALLY IS A BURN.

HOW'D YOU GET IT?

WELL, IT'S SO SILLY.

I HAD AUNT BEE'S CAR, SEE,

AND I DROVE ALL THE WAY HOME FROM RALEIGH WITH THE TOP DOWN

AND I GUESS THE SUN WAS REALLY BEATING DOWN ON ME.

GEE, THAT'S STRANGE.

COMING BACK FROM RALEIGH

I'D THINK THE SUN WOULD BE BEHIND YOU ON YOUR BACK.

OH, THAT...I MEANT GOING TO RALEIGH,

NOT COMING BACK.

OH,RALEIGH.

SO HOW WAS THE DANCE?

OH, VERY ENJOYABLE.

WE HAD A REAL FINE TIME.

YOU GET ALL YOUR WORK TAKEN CARE OF?

OH, ALL WRAPPED UP.

THE LAWYER AND I WORKED RIGHT UP TO 7:00.

SAY, ANDY, I KNOW A COUPLE OF LAWYERS UP THERE IN RALEIGH.

WAS IT ALVIN BARROWS, BY ANY CHANCE?

NO, HOWARD.

SO YOU HAD A FINE TIME, THEN, HUH?

OH, JUST FINE.

GOOD. GOOD. NICE.

UH, GEORGE BROOKFIELD?

NO, HOWARD.

WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

LEE DRAKE.

OH, YEAH, LEE DRAKE, LEE DRAKE.

YEAH, A LITTLE SHORT FELLOW WITH A BALD HEAD.

NO, HOWARD, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.

OH. WELL, NO MATTER.

I GOT TO BE RUNNING ALONG.

I'LL SEE YA.

YOUR BACK, TOO?

JUST A LITTLE.

YOU MEAN YOU DROVE WITH YOUR SHIRT OFF?

NO, HOWARD.

I HAD A FLAT TIRE, AND IT WAS HOT

AND I TOOK MY SHIRT OFF WHILE I CHANGED IT.

OH.

WELL, I BURN EASILY, HOWARD.

YEAH. WELL, I'LL SEE YOU.

YEAH.

OH, THANK YOU FOR THE GLOVES, HOWARD.

BYE-BYE.

SO YOU DID HAVE A NICE TIME, THEN?

OH, YES, VERY.

OH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.

I TELL YOU WHAT.

TOMORROW AFTERNOON WE GO UP TO MYERS' LAKE,

HAVE A NICE PICNIC.

TOMORROW

IT'S A SCHOOL HOLIDAY.

WELL, YES, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?

WELL, I'LL TAKE THE AFTERNOON OFF.

I SPENT MY ENTIRE WEEKEND IN THE LINE OF DUTY.

THAT'D BE WONDERFUL.

THAT'S GREAT. WE'LL JUST FORGET

ALL ABOUT COURT CASES AND LAWYERS AND EVERYTHING.

BUT, MR. FORSYTHE, I'M ONLY ASKING

FOR A FEW DAYS POSTPONEMENT.

WELL, I DO HAVE THE CASE PREPARED

BUT I NEED SOME ADDITIONAL TESTIMONY FROM SHERIFF TAYLOR.

WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT'S THE ONLY THING TO DO.

MM-HMM. BYE-BYE.

MARIE?

YES, MISS DRAKE?

I'LL HAVE AN EARLY BREAKFAST TOMORROW.

I'M DRIVING TO MAYBERRY FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

WOO-HOO.

OOH. COME IN.

I GOT HER ALL GASSED UP.

YOU ABOUT READY?

OH, JUST ABOUT.

I'VE GOT TO RUN BACK TO THE COURTHOUSE...

HERE'S THE MOST INTERESTING ARTICLE.

ALL ABOUT THAT CASE YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON.

OH?

IT EVEN MENTIONS LEE DRAKE, THE LAWYER.

IT DOES?

IT SAYS RIGHT HERE

THAT SHE'S HANDLING THE WHOLE CASE.

SHE IS? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW LEE DRAKE WAS A WOMAN.

DIDN'T I MENTION THAT?

NO, YOU DIDN'T.

I WONDER HOW I MANAGED TO LEAVE THAT OUT.

VERY NEATLY, AS I RECALL.

PROBABLY SLIPPED MY MIND.

OH, OF COURSE IT DID.

WOMEN LAWYERS ARE SO COMMONPLACE.

THERE MUST BE TWO OR THREE IN THE STATE.

WELL...

WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH AN ISSUE?

WELL, I WAS JUST WONDERING

WHY YOU WENT TO SUCH PAINS

TO HIDE THE FACT THAT THIS WOMAN WAS A WOMAN.

I DIDN'T GO TO ANY PAINS.

LIKE, I DIDN'T SAY LEE DRAKE'S A MAN.

WELL, NO, YOU DIDN'T.

NO, NO. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

HELEN, YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO SUSPICIOUS.

I MEAN, A WOMAN LAWYER?

IT-IT SLIPPED MY MIND.

SHE WAS A WOMAN ABOUT, OH, IN HER 40s,

KIND OF HEAVYSET AND BUSINESSLIKE.

YOU KNOW, GRIM.

GRIM?

YEAH, KIND OF GRIM.

OH, OKAY.

HELEN, BETWEEN YOU AND ME

THERE SHOULD BE COMPLETE TRUST.

WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT, OF COURSE, ANDY.

YOU SAY EVERYTHING'S ABOUT READY?

OH, ALL BUT THE CHICKEN.

OH, WELL, WHILE YOU FINISH THAT UP

I HAVE TO RUN BACK TO THE COURTHOUSE

JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

WOULD YOU PICK ME UP IN THE CAR?

OF COURSE.

OH, GOOD, THANK YOU.

THERE YOU ARE.

HOWDY.

I WONDER IF YOU COULD TELL ME

WHERE I MIGHT FIND SHERIFF TAYLOR?

THAT'S A NICE SUNBURN YOU GOT THERE.

THANK YOU.

LOOK, DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHERIFF TAYLOR IS?

RALEIGH LICENSE PLATES, HUH?

YES, THAT'S WHAT WE USE IN RALEIGH.

I'M IN A BIT OF A HURRY.

IS SHERIFF TAYLOR EXPECTING YOU?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT POSSIBLE DIFFERENCE

THAT COULD MAKE TO YOU, BUT, NO, HE ISN'T.

LOOK, DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?

UH, AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE WENT TO NEW YORK YESTERDAY,

THEN HE SAID HE MIGHT GO TO ALASKA FROM THERE.

I DON'T KNOW IF HE'LL EVER BE BACK.

OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.

BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE, HONEY.

TAKE YOUR TIME, DEAR.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

OH, THANK GOODNESS I FOUND YOU.

SOME NUT TOLD ME YOU WENT TO ALASKA.

SHERIFF, WE'RE NOT FINISHED WITH THIS CASE YET.

WE'RE NOT?

I NEED SOME MORE TESTIMONY FROM YOU.

WELL, I WAS JUST LEAVING.

OH, I'M TRULY SORRY

BUT IT'S JUST THAT IT IS SO URGENT.

WELL, ORDINARILY, I, UH...

UH, OH, WHY DON'T, WHY DON'T YOU...?

WHY DON'T YOU GO-GO THROUGH, GO THROUGH THESE FILES

AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK?

THERE, THERE.

UH, DON'T GET OUT

BECAUSE, UH, I STILL GOT A LITTLE BIT TO DO.

OH, WELL, I'LL WAIT INSIDE WITH YOU.

NO, BECAUSE YOU'D BE BORED.

I TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.

UH, TAKE THE CAR AND HAVE THE TIRES CHECKED

SO THAT WE'LL BE SAFE,

AND THEN WHEN YOU COME BACK

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINISHED.

IF YOU SAY SO.

OKAY.

SHERIFF?

OH, EXCUSE ME.

THOSE MUST BE

THE WRONG FILES, SHERIFF.

THEY DON'T PERTAIN

TO THE CASE AT ALL.

I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

WHO'S THAT?

SOME LAWYER.

LEE DRAKE?

WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO INTRODUCE US, SHERIFF?

HELEN CRUMP-- LEE DRAKE.

HOW DO YOU DO?

ANDY'S TOLD ME SO MUC ABOUT YOU.

WE WERE GOING ON A PICNIC.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPOIL AN OUTING.

OH, NOT AT ALL.

IT'S NOT EVERY DAY A PERSON MEETS A WOMAN LAWYER.

WELL.

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE HAVE THE STRANGEST NOTIONS

ABOUT WOMEN LAWYERS.

THEY THINK OF THEM AS BEING FORTYISH, HEAVYSET, GRIM.

REALLY?

OH, WELL, I HOPE I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT.

OH, NOT A BIT.

MISS DRAKE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE, ISN'T SHE, ANDY?

YES.

AND WHAT A BEAUTIFUL TAN.

DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD TAN LIKE THAT, ANDY?

HE BURNS SO EASILY, DOESN'T HE?

HELEN.

UH, I THINK I'LL GO GET A SANDWICH.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.

NOW, HELEN...

LET'S NOT START RAISING OUR VOICES.

I'M NOT RAISING MY VOICE.

BEFORE YOU JUMP TO ANY CONCLUSIONS

I WANT YOU TO KNOW

THAT THINGS ARE NOT WHAT THEY APPEAR.

I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE.

AND WHAT A SHAME.

INSTEAD OF GOING ON A PICNIC

YOU'RE GOING TO BE COOPED UP AGAIN

ALL AFTERNOON WITH THAT "GRIM" WOMAN.

IT WA GRIM!

WE WORKED FOR HOURS IN RALEIGH.

I'M SURE IT WAS EXHAUSTING--

PUTTING UP THE UMBRELLA, FIGHTING WAVES.

IT WAS AT HER HOUSE BY HER POOL.

BUT IT WAS WORK.

IT WAS WORK, BOY, AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.

AND HOW WAS THAT YOU DESCRIBED HER?

FORTYISH, HEAVYSET, GRIM, BUSINESSLIKE.

OH...

THAT'S THE WAY SHE IMPRESSED ME.

OH, OF COURSE, SHE DID.

YOU JUST DON'T WANT

TO BELIEVE ANYTHING I SAY, DO YOU?

WELL, WHY SHOULD I?

YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO ME.

WELL, MAYBE, MAYBE I HAVE BEEN LYING.

MAYBE I HAVE, BUT THERE'S A REASON.

IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR SUSPICIOUS NATURE.

WHAT?

WELL, I'M NOT SUSPICIOUS OF YOU.

WELL, WHY SHOULD YOU BE?

YOU WENT OUT WITH HOWARD SPRAGUE.

WELL, YOU ARRANGED IT.

THERE. THERE.

NOW, NOW, YOU WANT MORE TRUST THAN THAT?

JUST LOOK AT IT THIS WAY:

I TRUST YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIE TO ME.

I LIE TO YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T TRUST ME.

NOW, JUST A MINUTE.

CAN'T YOU, CAN'T YOU JUST TRUST ME?

ANDY!

ANDY, THERE'S SOME...

ANDY THERE'S SOME PERSON IN TOWN FROM RALEIGH

LOOKING FOR YOU.

SOME FELLER FROM RALEIGH.

I TRIED TO STEER HIM OFF, BUT...

MAYBE YOU AND HELEN OUGHT TO GET RIGHT OUT

ON YOUR PICNIC.

WELL, IT SEEMS YOU HAVE A WHOLE NETWORK OF SPIES

WORKING FOR YOU.

SEEMS YOU HAVE WORK TO DO.

FAR BE IT FOR ME TO INTERFERE.

BOY, THAT WAS CLOSE.

WHEW! I TRIED TO GET OVER HERE

AND WARN YOU AS FAST AS I COULD

BUT THESE THREE CUSTOMERS DROVE IN

AND THEN THIS GAL DROVE UP WITH THIS TAN...

GO SOMEWHERE, GOOBER.

WHAT?

GO SOMEWHERE.

HELEN?

Helen: COME ON IN, ANDY.

MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.

THANKS.

UH...

I'M SORRY I WAS SO LONG WITH THE, UH, LAWYER.

THAT'S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT.

DUTY'S DUTY.

I, UH, I BROUGHT YOU SOME CANDY.

OH, HOW SWEET.

THANK YOU, ANDY.

HEY, THAT'S SOME SUNBURN.

OH, UH-HUH.

OH, WHAT DID YOU, UH...?

DID YOU GO ON UP TO MYERS' LAKE ANYWAY?

OH, YES.

WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME.

WE?

UH-HUH.

WHAT DID YOU, UH...?

OH, ANDY, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

HAVE SOME.

OH, THANKS.

YOU RUN INTO SOMEBODY UP THERE, DID YOU?

MM-HMM.

ANYBODY I KNOW?

MM. I DON'T THINK SO.

THESE CHEWY ONES ARE MARVELOUS.

YEAH.

'COURSE, I KNOW JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY IN MAYBERRY.

HE'S NOT FROM MAYBERRY.

TRY THIS ONE. I THINK IT'S BUTTERCREAM.

UH, THIS, THIS PARTY THAT YOU RAN INTO--

WAS HE FROM MT. PILOT?

HE DIDN'T SAY.

OH, THIS SUNBURN.

THESE THINGS CAN BE PAINFUL, CAN'T THEY?

YES, THEY CAN.

WHAT KIND OF LOOKING FELLOW WAS HE?

WELL, LET'S SEE.

HE WAS FORTYISH, HEAVYSET...

BUT THEN, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS

TO DESCRIBE A PERSON.

HMM.

UH, WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT?

MOSTLY WE TALKED ABOUT TRUST...

COMPLETE, UNQUESTIONING TRUST.

MAYBE I WILL JUST TRY ONE BUTTERCREAM.

HELLO, GOOB.

ANDY.

SAVED YOUR LIFE YESTERDAY, DIDN'T I?

NO. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO?

I COME OVER HERE AND WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I?

ABOUT THE LADY LAWYER BEIN' IN TOWN.

GOOB, WHEN YOU GOT HERE,

SHE HAD ALREADY BEEN HERE, MET HELEN, AND LEFT.

NO FOOLIN'.

I BET THERE WAS PLENTY OF FIREWORKS.

GOOB, EVERYTHING'S FINE NOW. WHY DON'T WE JUST FORGET IT?

I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HELPFUL.

NO FIREWORKS? NOPE.

WHAT'D THE LAWYER SAY WHEN SHE FOUND YOU HERE?

SHE SAID SOME NUT TOLD HER I WENT TO ALASKA.

SHE DID?

WELL, YOU TALK ABOUT A COINCIDENCE.

THAT'S THE SAME THING I TOLD HER.

I WONDER WHO THAT NUT COULD'VE BEEN.