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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:27,161 THERE YOU ARE. 2 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,331 OH. 3 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:37,271 WELL... WHAT SAY, HOWARD? 4 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:38,806 AFTERNOON, ANDY. AFTERNOON. 5 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:39,840 YEAH. 6 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,309 OH, EXCUSE THE MESS HERE. 7 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:43,244 I'M REFILING BIRTH CERTIFICATES. 8 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,579 IT CERTAINLY IS FASCINATING. REALLY FASCINATING. 9 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:47,348 IT MUST BE. 10 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:51,119 YEAH. CAME ACROSS AN INTERESTING FACT. 11 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,754 DID YOU KNOW THAT, IN THE PAST 23 YEARS, 12 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:57,191 GIRL BIRTHS HAVE OUTNUMBERED BOY BIRTHS BY 94%? 13 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:59,827 NOW, THAT'S PRACTICALLY TWO TO ONE. 14 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:04,232 WELL, NO. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 15 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:06,234 BUT I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, I LIKE THE ODDS. 16 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:07,701 PARDON? 17 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:10,771 NOTHING. I JUST, UH... 18 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,207 OH. 19 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:17,445 OH. OH, YEAH, YEAH. 20 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:19,680 OH, YEAH. 21 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:22,450 YEAH, YEAH. 22 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:25,486 UH, IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU? 23 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,221 NO. I WAS JUST KILLING TIME. 24 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:28,756 WANT A CUP OF COFFEE? 25 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:30,258 I DON'T MIND IF I DO. 26 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:31,859 COME ON IN. OKAY. 27 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:36,864 DON'T LOSE YOUR PLACE THERE. 28 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:38,532 I ALWAYS ENJOY A COFFEE BREAK 29 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,134 THIS TIME OF DAY. 30 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:42,636 IT'S, UH, KIND OF A CHANGE OF PACE. 31 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,205 YEAH, YEAH, IT IS. 32 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:45,539 BLACK? 33 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:47,341 YEAH, BLACK. 34 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,143 YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU TAKE A LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE NOW, 35 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:50,611 WORK A COUPLE MORE HOURS, 36 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,146 AND THEN IT'S TIME TO GO HOME AND EAT SUPPER. 37 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,747 YEAH, YEAH. 38 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:56,284 MM. 39 00:01:56,317 --> 00:02:00,788 OH, I SEE WHERE THEY GOT A WILD ONE 40 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,590 OVER AT THE SHOW TONIGHT. 41 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:03,591 YEAH? 42 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,858 SOMETHING ABOUT BLONDES. 43 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:06,327 UH-OH. 44 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,298 ARE YOU GOING? 45 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:13,467 NO. I CAN'T TONIGHT, I GOT A LODGE MEETING, 46 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,536 BUT IF THEY HOLD IT OVER, YOU WANT TO GO TOMORROW NIGHT? 47 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:16,737 OH, WELL, I... 48 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,472 YEAH. 49 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:21,542 YOU SAY YOU GOT A LODGE MEETING, HUH? 50 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:22,810 YEAH. 51 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:24,478 THE REGAL ORDER OF THE GOLDEN DOOR 52 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:25,713 ...TO GOOD FELLOWSHIP. TO GOOD FELLOWSHIP? 53 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,548 RIGHT. 54 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:30,618 I GUESS I NEVER BEEN MUCH OF A JOINER. 55 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,321 WELL, LIKE THEY SAY, YOU KNOW, 56 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:34,788 SOME ARE AND SOME AREN'T. 57 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:37,558 YEAH, YEAH. 58 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:40,394 UH... 59 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:41,929 UH... 60 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:44,465 WHAT DO YOU DO OVER AT THE LODGE THERE, ANDY? 61 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,434 UH, WE HORSE AROUND. 62 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:47,568 HORSE AROUND, HUH? 63 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:48,802 YEAH. 64 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,771 GEE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN. 65 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,706 I NEVER DONE MUCH HORSING AROUND MYSELF. 66 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:55,243 WELL, LIKE I SAY, I MEAN, YOU KNOW 67 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,878 SOME GUYS DO AND SOME DON'T. 68 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,713 WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN? 69 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:02,216 WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT DID ENTER MY MIND. 70 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,452 NO KIDDING. 71 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,954 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU COME AND GO WITH ME TONIGHT? 72 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:08,456 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN MEET SOME OF THE FELLOWS 73 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:09,690 LET THEM MEET YOU 74 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:10,824 AND KIND OF GET TO KNOW YOU A LITTLE BIT. 75 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,626 OH, FINE, FINE. 76 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:14,362 OKAY? YEAH. 77 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:16,964 HOWARD. 78 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:19,633 OH, HELLO, MOTHER. 79 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:20,801 OH, HELLO, ANDREW. 80 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,970 MISS SPRAGUE. 81 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:25,639 MUST THINGS BE SO MESSY HERE, HOWARD? 82 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:28,842 WELL, I WAS JUST DOING SOME REFILING, MOTHER. 83 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,911 OH, I MADE A DINNER RESERVATION AT CHING LEE'S. 84 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:34,915 OH? MOTHER AND I ALWAYS EAT OUT WEDNESDAY NIGHTS. 85 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,617 OH, THAT'S NICE. 86 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:37,951 WHAT TIME IS THE MEETING, ANDY? 87 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,387 8:00. 88 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,754 MEETING? 89 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:42,690 YES. ANDY VERY KINDLY ASKED ME IF I'D LIKE 90 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,458 TO GO TO THE LODGE WITH HIM TONIGHT. 91 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:45,959 THE LODGE? 92 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:47,695 YES. POSSIBLY TO JOIN. 93 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,597 OH, REALLY? 94 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:50,964 I'D KIND OF LIKE TO JOIN. 95 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,966 OF COURSE YOU WOULD. 96 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,602 SO, IF WE COULD EAT A LITTLE EARLIER...? 97 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:59,307 JUST WHAT IS IT YOU DO AT THIS LODGE, ANDREW? 98 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,742 WE HORSE AROUND. 99 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,611 "HORSE AROUND"? 100 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:06,046 WELL, I MEAN, WE GET TOGETHER, SEE, 101 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,516 ALL THE MEMBERS, AND WE HOLD A MEETING 102 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:12,586 AND THEN WE SERVE REFRESHMENTS, WE PLAY CHECKERS AND CARDS 103 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:15,956 AND TELL JOKES-- CLEAN. 104 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:19,059 SOUNDS FASCINATING. 105 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:23,531 HOWARD, IS THERE REALLY ANY PURPOSE IN YOU JOINING A LODGE? 106 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,899 AFTER ALL, YOU DO HAVE SO MANY OTHER INTERESTS-- 107 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,636 YOUR WORK AND YOUR MUSIC. 108 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:32,606 AFTER ALL, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT AN ORGANIZATION LIKE THIS 109 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,309 IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING TO, UH... 110 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:37,611 NOTHING TO... 111 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,382 WELL, I REALLY WOULD 112 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:42,616 KIND OF LIKE TO JOIN, MOTHER, YOU KNOW, 113 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:45,786 AND SPEND SOME MORE TIME WITH THE FELLOWS. 114 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:49,757 WELL, HOWARD, IF THAT'S REALLY WHAT YOU WANT, 115 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,059 FAR BE IT FROM ME TO STAND IN YOUR WAY. 116 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,595 IT'S SO NICE OF YOU, ANDREW, 117 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,431 TO INVITE HOWARD TO JOIN YOUR LITTLE GROUP. 118 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:14,815 YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA, 119 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,050 TAKING HOWARD TO THE LODGE MEETING TONIGHT. 120 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:19,052 HE SHOULD GET OUT MORE OFTEN. 121 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:22,623 YEAH, HE'S REAL ANXIOUS TO JOIN. 122 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,057 OF COURSE, I DON'T THINK IT'LL SET VERY WELL 123 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:27,528 WITH...AHEM, YOU-KNOW-WHO. 124 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:28,762 MRS. SPRAGUE? 125 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:31,399 UH, YES, OPIE, 126 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,800 YOU SEE, MRS. SPRAGUE -- 127 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:36,904 WELL, HOWARD IS HER ONLY SON AND SHE'S-- 128 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,372 SHE'S GOT A RING IN HIS NOSE 129 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:39,673 AND SHE'S PULLING HIM AROUND BY IT? 130 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:42,876 OPIE, WHERE DID YOU EVER HEAR TALK LIKE THAT? 131 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:44,445 YOU SAID IT THE OTHER DAY. 132 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:46,046 MNH-MNH. 133 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:48,382 I DID? 134 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:49,850 WELL, WE'LL KEEP OUR OPINIONS 135 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,519 IN THE FAMILY, WON'T WE? 136 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:52,886 I WASN'T GOING TO TELL ANYBODY. 137 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,923 HMM. SEE, OPE, IT'S JUST THAT, AHEM, 138 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,792 IT'S JUST THAT, WELL, MRS. SPRAGUE IS, UH, 139 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:04,965 WELL, SHE LIKES HOWARD TO STAY CLOSE AT HOME. 140 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,601 OH, THERE HE IS. 141 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,936 THERE HE IS. GOODBYE! 142 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,037 BYE, PAW. HAVE A GOOD TIME! 143 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:29,557 COME ON IN, HOWARD. HERE. 144 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:33,060 YOU SIT DOWN RIGHT HERE. 145 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,595 NOW, JUST WAIT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK IN A MINUTE. 146 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:35,763 RIGHT. 147 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:50,478 YOU'RE THE KEEPER OF THE DOOR? 148 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:53,481 YEAH... THIS MONTH. 149 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,816 REQUEST PERMISSION TO ENTER 150 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,585 THE GOLDEN DOOR TO GOOD FELLOWSHIP. 151 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,820 QUALIFY YOURSELF TO ENTER THE GOLDEN DOOR. 152 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,021 : Geronimo. 153 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,055 WHAT? 154 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,091 GERONIMO. 155 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,494 ENTER IN THE NAME OF GOOD FELLOWSHIP. 156 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,168 WELL, HELLO, THERE, ANDY. 157 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:17,671 CYRUS. HEY, LISTEN, LISTEN, FELLOWS. 158 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:19,172 COULD I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR A MINUTE? 159 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:21,542 BROTHER LODGE MEMBERS, 160 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,877 I'D LIKE TO SPONSOR A CANDIDATE FOR MEMBERSHIP. 161 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,746 NOW, MOST OF YOU KNOW HIM 162 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,648 AND HE'S AN UPSTANDING MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY. 163 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,950 HE HOLDS THE OFFICE OF COUNTY CLERK. 164 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,885 NAME'S HOWARD SPRAGUE. 165 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,887 OH, YEAH. SURE, WE KNOW HOWARD. 166 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:36,757 LISTEN, WHY DON'T I JUST GO OUT AND BRING HIM IN 167 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,660 AND YOU CAN GET A CHANCE TO KNOW HIM A LITTLE BETTER, OKAY? 168 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:41,962 Man: BRING HIM ON IN, ANDY. 169 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:45,766 HOWARD, COME ON. COME ON IN. 170 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,200 ANDY. 171 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:50,538 OH. REQUEST PERMISSION TO ENTER THE GOLDEN DOOR 172 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:51,805 WITH NONMEMBER. 173 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:56,777 ENTER IN THE NAME OF GOOD FELLOWSHIP. 174 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,847 HEY, FELLOWS, FELLOWS. 175 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,949 HOWARD, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET LOU AND CHARLIE 176 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,250 AND ALL THE BOYS 177 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,519 AND CYRUS TANKERSLEY, OUR LODGE PRESIDENT. 178 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,921 WELL, NICE YOU COULD DROP IN, HOWARD. 179 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:10,190 WELL, I CERTAINLY ENJOY BEING HERE. 180 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:11,759 YOU JUST MAKE YOURSELF RIGHT AT HOME. 181 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,160 WE'RE JUST SITTING AROUND SWAPPING SOME JOKES. 182 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,896 OH, YEAH. 183 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,998 HEY, WE COULD USE SOME NEW ONES. YOU KNOW ANY, HOWARD? 184 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:21,301 WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, 185 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,171 MY MOTHER HEARD ONE AT THE GARDEN CLUB 186 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,674 THE OTHER DAY. 187 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,108 ONCE UPON A TIME... 188 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,544 WE OUGHT TO CIRCULATE AND MEET ALL THE FELLOWS. 189 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:32,913 WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS AFTER A WHILE. 190 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,648 I WONDER HOW COME 191 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:36,083 HIS MOTHER LET HIM OUT TONIGHT. 192 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,217 YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? 193 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,619 DRINK? 194 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,287 YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT. 195 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,790 YOU CAN HAVE A BEER, A SOFT DRINK, ROOT BEER. 196 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,057 OH, A ROOT BEER WOULD HIT THE SPOT. 197 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,759 OH, OKAY. COME ON. 198 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,700 IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU WITH US, HOWARD. 199 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,635 OH, THANK YOU. 200 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:55,869 HOW'S THE OLD COUNTY CLERK TONIGHT? 201 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,137 YEAH, FINE, FINE. 202 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,272 HOWARD WAS TELLING ME AN INTERESTING THING. 203 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:00,974 ACCORDING TO THE BIRTH RECORDS, 204 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:03,911 GIRLS ARE OUTNUMBERING THE BOYS ALMOST TWO TO ONE. 205 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:04,912 IS THAT SO? 206 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,780 YEAH. 207 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:08,248 I LIKE THE ODDS. 208 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,622 GOODNIGHT, HOWARD. NICE SEEING YOU. 209 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:18,726 NIGHT, CYRUS. NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT, FELLOWS. 210 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,728 NICE TO HAVE YOU WITH US. 211 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,631 WELL, ANDY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 212 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,032 HOW'D I DO? 213 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,767 WELL, I THINK YOU DID FINE. 214 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,669 I'D SAY BETTER THAN AVERAGE. 215 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:33,073 YEAH? SAY, ANDY, I'M SORRY I STOLE YOUR JOKE. 216 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,975 OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 217 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,043 GOOD NIGHT, HOWARD. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 218 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,778 GOODNIGHT, TOM. 219 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:40,714 NIGHT, NIGHT. 220 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:41,915 WELL, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? 221 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:44,317 WELL, WE'LL MEET TOMORROW NIGHT, SEE, 222 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,086 AND WE'LL TAKE A VOTE. 223 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,387 AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS? 224 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,789 WELL, THEN WE'LL SEND YOU A LETTER, 225 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,157 LETTING YOU KNOW THE RESULTS. 226 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,925 A LETTER, HUH? 227 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:55,629 WELL, YOU REALLY THINK I'LL MAKE IT? 228 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,097 I REALLY THINK YOU WILL, HOWARD. 229 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,899 I REALLY DO, AND THAT'S THE TRUTH. 230 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,233 NIGHT, GOOB. 231 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,802 NIGHT, ANDY. HOWARD. 232 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:24,357 MOTHER? HOW COME YOU'RE STILL UP? 233 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,259 WELL, I WANTED TO WAIT UP FOR YOU, DEAR. 234 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,895 OH. 235 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,799 WELL, HOW DID IT GO? 236 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,667 OH, FINE, FINE. 237 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,335 ANDY SAYS I'M AS GOOD AS IN. 238 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:38,105 COURSE, IT ONLY TAKES ONE BLACKBALL TO KEEP YOU OUT, 239 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,709 BUT ANDY SAYS I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 240 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,276 THERE AIN'T A THING TO WORRY ABOUT. 241 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,312 EVERYBODY LIKES HIM REAL GOOD. 242 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,848 OH, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M CONCERNED ABOUT, GOOBER. 243 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,851 IT'S ALL THAT CARD PLAYING YOU DO OVER THERE. 244 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,119 WELL, UH... 245 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,922 GOOBER... 246 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,423 GOOBER, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING 247 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,258 THAT NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT BUT MYSELF. 248 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,993 NOT EVEN HOWARD. 249 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,397 OKAY. 250 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,800 HOWARD'S FATHER, REST HIS SOUL-- 251 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,168 YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM, DID YOU? 252 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,737 NO, MA'AM. 253 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,138 WONDERFUL MAN. 254 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,940 SUCH A GOOD HUSBAND AND FATHER... 255 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:16,376 UP UNTIL THE TIME HE WAS 40. 256 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,378 WELL, WHAT HAPPENED THEN? 257 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,715 OH! OH. 258 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:24,484 WHAT HAPPENED THEN? 259 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,220 HE GOT INTO A CARD GAME DOWN AT THE HOTEL. 260 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:31,124 IT STARTED OUT JUST A FRIENDLY LITTLE GAME. 261 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:34,762 WELL, BY DINNERTIME, HE WAS STILL PLAYING. 262 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,964 IT WAS LIKE A FEVER. HE HAD TO GAMBLE. 263 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:40,300 THEY PLAYED UNTIL 4:00 IN THE MORNING. 264 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,905 AND THEN IT WAS EVERY NIGHT. 265 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,207 PRETTY SOON, DAY AND NIGHT. 266 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,441 HE LOST HIS JOB, 267 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:52,913 THE RESPECT OF THE COMMUNITY... 268 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:56,316 NOTHING WAS EVER THE SAME AFTER THAT. 269 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,886 THAT'S JUST AWFUL, MRS. SPRAGUE. 270 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,488 AND HOWARD IS SO MUCH LIKE HIS FATHER. 271 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,456 IT'S IN THE BLOOD. 272 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,492 THAT'S WHY I'VE ALWAYS KEPT HIM AWAY 273 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,027 FROM ANY KIND OF CARDS. 274 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,529 WELL, I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY. 275 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:13,466 AND NOW, NOW THAT HOWARD'S 276 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,936 GOING TO BE A MEMBER OF THAT LODGE, 277 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,538 WHERE THEY PLAY CARDS, 278 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,509 I'M AFRAID HIS FATE IS SEALED. 279 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,912 YES'M, THAT'S BAD. 280 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,814 OH, IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY 281 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,348 TO KEEP HOWARD OUT OF THAT LODGE-- 282 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,417 FOR HIS OWN GOOD, OF COURSE. 283 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,519 YEAH. 284 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:36,423 THANK YOU, GOOBER, FOR LISTENING TO ME. 285 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,825 IT'S SO COMFORTING 286 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,794 TO TALK TO SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS. 287 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,130 YOU'RE WELCOME. 288 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:03,416 Burt: BE SEATED. 289 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,586 Cyrus: WILL THE SECRETARY 290 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,155 READ THE MINUTES OF THE LAST MEETING? 291 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,126 "THE LAST MEETING WAS CALLED TO ORDER 292 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,997 "AT 7:30 P.M. WITH 27 MEMBERS PRESENT. 293 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,066 "SINCE THERE WAS NO BUSINESS TO BE CONDUCTED, 294 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,934 "SOME OF THE FELLERS WENT HOME, 295 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,302 "OTHER ONES JUST HUNG AROUND. 296 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,405 AFTER A WHILE, THE MEETING WAS ADJOURNED." 297 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,074 SO MUCH FOR THE MINUTES. 298 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:30,043 WILL THE SECRETARY STATE THE NEW BUSINESS? 299 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,846 THE MOST IMPORTANT NEW BUSINESS WE GOT 300 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,614 IS TO VOTE ON A NEW MEMBER-- 301 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,484 HOWARD SPRAGUE. 302 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,586 WILL THE VOTING PROCTOR BRING FORTH 303 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:42,189 THE GOOD FELLOWSHIP VOTING BOX AND THE MARBLES. 304 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,835 PLEASE RISE AND LET THE VOTING BEGIN. 305 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,979 WILL THE PROCTOR OPEN THE VOTING BOX 306 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,381 AND INFORM THE MEMBERSHIP OF THE RESULT. 307 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:13,620 WHITE... 308 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,455 WHITE... 309 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,024 WHITE... 310 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,926 WHITE... 311 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,627 WHITE... 312 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,997 HE'S IN LIKE FLYNN. 313 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,232 WHITE... 314 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,234 WHITE... 315 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,904 WHITE... 316 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,272 BLACK? 317 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:37,010 SOMEBODY'S BLACKBALLED HOWARD SPRAGUE. 318 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,520 JUST ONE BLACK BALL. 319 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,233 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 320 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,235 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 321 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,071 I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYBODY 322 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,373 WOULDN'T WANT HOWARD IN THE LODGE. 323 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,474 IT'S A REAL PITY. 324 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,976 YEAH. IT BEATS ME. 325 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,311 DID YOU READ ABOUT THIS FELLA UP IN MT. PILOT? 326 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:15,215 SOMEBODY STOLE HIS HOUSE WHILE HE WAS AT WORK. 327 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,384 DID ANY OF THE FELLAS SAY ANYTHING TO YOU 328 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,686 ABOUT HOW THEY DIDN'T WANT HOWARD IN THE LODGE? 329 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,321 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 330 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,056 HE SEEMED TO GET ON REAL GOOD WITH EVERYONE. 331 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,493 THIS FELLA CAME HOME FROM WORK AND HIS HOUSE WAS GONE-- 332 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,228 DISAPPEARED IN THIN AIR. 333 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,000 OH, YES! OF COURSE. 334 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,068 THAT MAKES SENSE. 335 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,569 THAT'S WHO DID IT. WHO DID IT? 336 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,271 A TRAILER THIEF. 337 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,539 A TRAILER THIEF? 338 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,608 IT TURNS OUT THIS FELLA HAD A HOUSE TRAILER 339 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,410 AND THE THIEF JUST HITCHED IT ONTO A CAR 340 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,178 AND DROVE IT OFF. 341 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,214 WELL, I'M GOING TO NOSE AROUND TOWN. 342 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,482 WAIT A MINUTE, WHILE YOU'RE NOSING AROUND, 343 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,584 WILL YOU JUST TAKE A LOOK AT MY HOUSE 344 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,453 AND MAKE SURE IT'S STILL THERE? 345 00:15:53,486 --> 00:16:00,360 NOBODY'S GOING TO STEAL YOUR HOUSE, FLOYD. 346 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,062 I'LL CHECK IT. 347 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,533 HEY, ANDY. 348 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,769 OH, OH, HI, HOWARD. 349 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,772 SAY, ANDY, I SURE ENJOYED THAT MEETING 350 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,274 AT THE LODGE THE OTHER NIGHT. 351 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,309 YEAH. YEAH. 352 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,578 ALL THAT GOOD FELLOWSHIP AND EVERYTHING. 353 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,214 YEAH, THAT'S... 354 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,782 TELLING JOKES AND DRINKING ROOT BEER. 355 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,484 YEAH. 356 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,087 WHY, THAT, THAT... THAT WAS GOOD ROOT BEER. 357 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,556 WELL, YEAH, IT WAS... IT WAS... 358 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,657 WELL... 359 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:34,227 SAY, ANDY. 360 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,628 I BOUGHT A JOKE BOOK. 361 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,197 OH. 362 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,699 WELL, THAT'S... THAT'S GOOD. 363 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:40,700 LISTEN, I'LL SEE YOU. 364 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,635 I GOT TO GO. 365 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,770 SEE YOU. 366 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,414 MORNING, FLOYD. 367 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,391 FLOYD, HOW ARE YOU? 368 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:08,261 OH, HOWARD. 369 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,530 YEAH. 370 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:22,342 BOY, I... I SURE ENJOYED THE MEETING 371 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,710 THE OTHER NIGHT. 372 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,578 WHAT MEETING WAS THAT? 373 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,247 THE LODGE MEETING. 374 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,549 OH. OH, THE LODGE MEETING. 375 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,784 BOY, IT WAS A LOT OF FUN 376 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,621 AND I LIKED ALL THE FELLAS, TOO, 377 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,857 AND SITTING AROUND, DRINKING ROOT BEER. 378 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,426 ROOT BEER. OH, YES. 379 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:42,229 ROOT BEER IS GOOD FOR A PERSON. YES. 380 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,797 IT'S HEALTHY, GOT A LOT OF HERBS... 381 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,199 YOU KNOW WHO INVENTED IT? 382 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,368 THE INDIANS INVENTED ROOT BEER. 383 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,137 AND THERE'S ONE THING FOR SURE-- 384 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,672 YOU DON'T SEE MANY SICK INDIANS. 385 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,376 YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU DON'T. 386 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,778 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 387 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,247 YEAH. 388 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,460 HEY. HEY, ANDY. WANT A LUBE JOB? 389 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,162 NO, GOOB. 390 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,297 I CAN DO IT IN A HURRY. I GOT ONE LAST WEEK. 391 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,898 OH. 392 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,633 YOU GOT ANY IDEA WHO BLACKBALLED HOWARD SPRAGUE? 393 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:24,404 NO. HEY, WE GOT A SPECIAL ON. 394 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,239 FREE BRAKE ADJUSTMENT WITH EVERY WASH JOB. 395 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,341 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 396 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,411 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WE OUGHT TO DO? 397 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,380 GET CYRUS TO CALL A SPECIAL MEETING TONIGHT. 398 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,415 A SPECIAL MEETING? 399 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,550 YEAH. NOTHING FORMAL, JUST GET THE GUYS TOGETHER 400 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,651 AND TALK TO THEM A LITTLE BIT. 401 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,720 YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO. 402 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,655 I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT, GOOB. 403 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,723 YEAH. 404 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:56,603 I KNOW THEY'RE NOT GOING TO ASK ME TO JOIN. 405 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,439 IF YOU COULD JUST HAVE SEEN 406 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,508 THE WAY THEY ALL AVOIDED ME. 407 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:04,211 NOW, DEAR, YOU COULD HAVE JUST BEEN IMAGINING THINGS. 408 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,513 IF YOU WANT ME TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, 409 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,947 I THINK YOU'D BE MUCH BETTER OFF, 410 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,684 NOT GETTING IN -- LET'S FACE IT. 411 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,186 THEY'RE JUST NOT YOUR TYPE. 412 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,822 YOU'RE A CUT ABOVE EVERY ONE OF THEM. 413 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,957 I'M SORRY, MOTHER, 414 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,761 BUT I JUST DON'T AGREE WITH YOU. 415 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,796 HOWARD? HOWARD, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 416 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:28,501 OUT FOR A WALK. I WON'T BE LONG. 417 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,470 BUTTON YOUR COAT. 418 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,672 HOWARD, BUTTON YOUR COAT! 419 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,946 HEY, UH... HEY, FELLAS? 420 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,382 FELLAS, FELLAS... HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 421 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,683 WAIT A MINUTE, FELLAS. 422 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,219 NOW, UH... I KNOW I DON'T HAVE ANY... 423 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,488 ANY RIGHT TO TALK TO YOU LIKE THIS, 424 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,956 BUT I'M GOING TO, ANYWAY. 425 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,791 I KNOW THAT WE'VE GOT A RIGHT 426 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,827 TO SAY WHO WE WANT IN THE LODGE AND WHO WE DON'T 427 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,697 BUT I'VE SPOKEN TO JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY TODAY 428 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,533 AND NOBODY WILL ADMIT TO BLACKBALLING HOWARD SPRAGUE. 429 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,470 A FINE BOY! HE'S GOOD TO HIS MOTHER. 430 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:06,573 YEAH. NOW, WE'VE BLACKBALLED OTHER FELLAS IN THE PAST, 431 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,508 BUT WE ALL KNEW THE REASON WHY. 432 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,710 Members: YEAH. 433 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:18,985 HI, GOOBER. 434 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,753 OH. HEY, HOWARD. 435 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,723 I WAS JUST WANDERING AROUND 436 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,358 AND SAW THE LIGHT. 437 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,893 OH. 438 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,861 THOUGHT I'D COME IN AND SAY HOWDY. 439 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:32,332 OH, YEAH. HOWDY. 440 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:36,636 HOWDY. 441 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,605 SO MAYBE IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA FOR US TO GIVE HOWARD A CALL 442 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,939 AND BRING HIM OVER HERE AGAIN 443 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,541 AND LET EVERYBODY GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER 444 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,476 AND THEN WHOEVER BLACKBALLED HIM 445 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,845 MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO CHANGE HIS MIND 446 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,547 All: YEAH. 447 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:51,818 WELL, GOOBER, I GUESS I BETTER BE GOING. 448 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,354 OH, YEAH. WELL, UH... I'LL SEE YA. 449 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:57,524 SEE YA. 450 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,295 HEY, HOWARD! 451 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,630 HEY, I WAS JUST GOING TO GO CALL YOU. 452 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,864 YOU WERE? 453 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,666 YEAH. COME ON IN. ALL THE FELLAS ARE HERE. 454 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,601 IS IT ALL RIGHT? 455 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,903 SURE. THEY'RE JUST SITTING AROUND PLAYING CARDS. 456 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:14,341 COME ON. 457 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:15,308 HE CAN'T GO IN! 458 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,809 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 459 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:19,446 WELL, I MEAN... WELL, IT'S, UH... 460 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,913 LOOK, KEEP HIM HERE FOR A MINUTE. 461 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,582 I GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 462 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,621 QUICK! HIDE YOUR CARDS! HIDE YOUR CARDS! 463 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:31,891 WELL, COME ON, EVERYBODY. PUT THEM AWAY! PUT THEM AWAY! 464 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,860 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 465 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,928 I TELL YOU, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP PLAYING CARDS! 466 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,331 OH, WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 467 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,632 I HAD LITTLE AND BIG CASINO. 468 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:43,936 PUT THEM AWAY, QUICK! COME ON! 469 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,639 COME ON, STOP IT. 470 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,609 HE CAN'T SEE CARD PLAYING! CAN'T YOU HEAR ME? 471 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,578 COME ON! 472 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,846 STOP PLAYING CARDS! 473 00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:58,851 WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU? 474 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,887 WELL, I JUST HAD TO DO IT, ANDY. 475 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,422 I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO TURN OUT LIKE HIS DADDY. 476 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:03,656 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 477 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,891 WELL, YOU KNOW, GAMBLING, 478 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,893 PLAYING STUD POKER AND ALL THAT. 479 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,662 I THINK WE'D BETTER HAVE A LITTLE TALK, GOOBER. 480 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,932 COME ON. 481 00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,368 SO I FIGURED, IF HE SEEN THE FELLERS 482 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:16,903 PLAYING CARDS LIKE THAT, 483 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,938 IT'D JUST BE THE END OF EVERYTHING FOR HIM. 484 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,107 BUT NONE OF THAT STORY'S TRUE. 485 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,975 MY FATHER ONLY PLAYED GIN RUMMY 486 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,711 AND HE ALWAYS PLAYED THAT WITH MOTHER. 487 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:25,912 HE NEVER GAMBLED. 488 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,614 BUT YOUR MOTHER TOLD ME THAT-- 489 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,416 YES, BUT MY MOTHER, SHE... 490 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:33,085 HIS, UH... HIS MOTHER TENDS TO EXAGGERATE A LITTLE BIT. 491 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,454 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HOWARD? 492 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:35,788 YES. YES, SHE DOES. 493 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:38,157 THAT'S IT... THAT'S IT, EXACTLY. 494 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,527 GOSH, I GUESS I WAS WRONG... 495 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:44,397 NO, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING, UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES. 496 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,032 I DID? SURE. 497 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:49,001 'CAUSE I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO BLACKBALL HIM. 498 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,804 WELL, WHY DON'T WE GO IN, HUH? 499 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:01,080 HEY. HEY, FELLAS, FELLAS, UH... I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE 500 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:03,082 THAT THERE'S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING. 501 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:05,718 NOW, THERE'S NO POINT IN GOING INTO DETAILS, 502 00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:07,420 BUT I'D JUST LIKE TO INFORM YOU 503 00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:09,656 THAT THE BLACKBALL HAS BEEN REMOVED. 504 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:15,662 WHICH, UH... MEANS, HOWARD, THAT YOU ARE NOW 505 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,664 AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE REGAL ORDER 506 00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:19,532 OF THE GOLDEN DOOR TO GOOD FELLOWSHIP. 507 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:25,605 WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY 508 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,106 FOR YOURSELF, HOWARD? 509 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:30,042 WELL, I SURE COULD USE ONE OF THOSE ROOT BEERS. 510 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,590 WELL, HOWARD SEEMS TO BE FITTING RIGHT IN. 511 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,758 YEAH, HE'S GETTING ALONG FINE WITH THE MEMBERS. 512 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:49,662 YEAH. HIS MOTHER'S A STRANGE BIRD, 513 00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:52,865 SPREADING A RUMOR THAT HOWARD MIGHT GET HOOKED ON CARDS. 514 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:55,434 HIM, OF ALL PEOPLE. 515 00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:02,041 WELL, THAT GIVES ME 26, SO I GUESS I'VE GOT CARDS, 516 00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:06,946 AND WITH BIG CASINO AND SPADES, I WIN AGAIN. 517 00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:10,216 HAVE YOU GOT A HORSESHOE IN YOUR POCKET? 518 00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:12,084 WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR ME. 519 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,720 AW, COME ON, CAN'T YOU PLAY JUST ONE MORE GAME? 520 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:15,522 NO, I GOT TO GET HOME. 521 00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:18,124 WELL, HOW ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT, THEN? 522 00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:19,592 AND AS LONG AS WE'RE MAKING ARRANGEMENTS, 523 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:20,927 HOW ABOUT THE NIGHT AFTER THAT, TOO? 524 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,228 AND MAYBE WE COULD MEET A LITTLE EARLIER 525 00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:23,830 AND RAISE THE STAKES SOME? 526 00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:25,498 OH, I COULD PLAY EVERY NIGHT IN THE WEEK. 527 00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:28,234 THIS OPENS UP A WHOLE NEW INTEREST FOR ME. 36261

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