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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,701 WHAT'D YOU DO LAST NIGHT? 2 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,203 I BOWLED. 3 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:37,738 WHO'D YOU BOWL WITH? 4 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:39,273 WITH HELEN. 5 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:43,644 HOW BAD DID YOU BEAT HER? 6 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:47,181 AHEM, WELL, I, UH... WASN'T REALLY ON MY GAME. 7 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,483 WELL, YOU DID BEAT HER, THOUGH, DIDN'T YOU? 8 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:50,851 WELL, NO, NOT EXACTLY. 9 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,121 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT EXACTLY"? 10 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:54,455 WELL, SHE BEAT ME. 11 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:55,723 HELEN BEAT YOU? 12 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:57,558 : I'LL BE DOGGED. 13 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,127 SHE REALLY BEAT YOU, HUH? 14 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,594 SHE REALLY BEAT ME, OKAY? 15 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:02,196 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 16 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:03,664 A LITTLE GIRL LIKE HELEN. 17 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,333 SHE DON'T EVEN BOWL MUCH. 18 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:07,335 I'M TRYING TO READ THE PAPER. 19 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:09,303 ANDY, YOU BOWL ALL THE TIME 20 00:01:09,337 --> 00:01:11,605 AND I BET HELEN DON'T BOWL MORE THAN ONCE A MONTH. 21 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:13,407 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 22 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:14,675 HOME. 23 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,677 WHAT YOU GOING TO DO WHEN YOU GET HOME? 24 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:17,845 DIFFERENT THINGS. 25 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:20,748 WHAT KIND OF THINGS? 26 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:24,785 WELL, I'LL PROBABLY GO IN AND SIT AROUND, YOU KNOW. 27 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:28,356 AND I MIGHT, I MIGHT HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE. 28 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:29,857 AND THEN WE GOT COMPANY COMING. 29 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,425 WHO? 30 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,694 WELL, HELEN'S COMING OVER AND SHE'S GOING TO BRING 31 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,596 HER LITTLE NIECE FOR A LITTLE VISIT. 32 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:37,331 WHAT Y'ALL GOING TO DO? 33 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,435 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, GOOB. 34 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,404 WE'LL PROBABLY COME IN, YOU KNOW 35 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,140 AND SIT AROUND THERE IN THE LIVING ROOM, YOU KNOW? 36 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:48,376 AND THEN OPIE'LL PROBABLY TAKE THE LITTLE GIRL 37 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:49,643 OUT IN THE YARD 38 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,745 AND THEY'LL PLAY FOR A WHILE, YOU SEE? 39 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,214 AND THEN AFTER A WHILE 40 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:55,416 HELEN WILL PROBABLY TAKE HER NIECE HOME. 41 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,518 AND THEN OPIE AND AUNT BEE AND MYSELF 42 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,187 WE'LL PROBABLY EAT LUNCH. 43 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:01,689 AND THEN I'LL JUST, YOU KNOW, FOOL AROUND. 44 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:04,758 THEN, LATER ON TONIGHT, HELEN AND I ARE GOING OUT. 45 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:05,793 OKAY? 46 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,895 YEAH. SHE REALLY BEAT YOU, HUH? 47 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,500 BUT, PAW, IT'S SATURDAY. 48 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,435 OPIE, I'M SURPRISED AT YOU. 49 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,703 AND I UNDERSTAND 50 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,938 MISS CRUMP'S NIECE IS A LOVELY LITTLE GIRL. 51 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,673 THAT'S IT-- SHE'S A GIRL. 52 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:22,176 WELL, WHAT'S SO AWFUL ABOUT PLAYING WITH A GIRL 53 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:23,411 FOR A WHILE? 54 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:24,878 ARE YOU GOING TO FORCE ME? 55 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:26,614 YOUR FATHER'S ONLY SUGGESTING. 56 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:27,915 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID 57 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:30,351 WHEN YOU FORCED ME TO GO TO THAT SCHOOL DANCE. 58 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,320 YOU WERE GLAD AFTERWARDS THAT YOU WENT 59 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:34,955 BECAUSE YOU LEARNED HOW TO DANCE WHILE YOU WERE THERE. 60 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,557 THAT WAS DIFFERENT, PAW. 61 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,359 I ALREADY KNOW ALL ABOUT GIRLS. 62 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:42,863 WELL, THAT'S FINE. 63 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,733 THEN YOU KNOW ON OCCASION THEY CAN BE JUST FINE COMPANY. 64 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:48,536 IF I GOT TO PLAY WITH A GIRL ON SATURDAY, 65 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,404 I'D JUST AS SOON BE IN SCHOOL. 66 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:54,608 LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY-- 67 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:55,843 IN THIS COUNTRY-- 68 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,711 MORE PARTICULAR, IN THIS HOUSE-- 69 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,880 WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY, WE ENTERTAIN THEM. 70 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,615 NOW, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A GIRL 71 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:02,850 OR A TWO-HEADED MONSTER 72 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,285 OR A DRAGON WITH A LONG TAIL, 73 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:05,619 WE ENTERTAIN THEM. 74 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:08,622 NOW, MISS CRUMP IS BRINGING HER NIECE OVER HERE. 75 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:11,792 I'M SORRY SHE'S A GIRL, AND I'M SORRY IT'S SATURDAY, 76 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:14,295 BUT WE'RE GONNA ENTERTAIN THEM. OKAY? 77 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,499 I SAY OKAY? 78 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,668 OKAY. 79 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,002 AND REMEMBER, OPIE, 80 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,472 MISS CRUMP HAS BEEN VERY NICE TO YOU. 81 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,376 WELL, THAT MUST BE THEM. 82 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:29,743 MM-HMM. 83 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:31,979 HMM. 84 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:39,019 GOOD MORNING, HELEN. 85 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,621 COME RIGHT IN. 86 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,023 GOOD MORNING, AUNT BEE. 87 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,326 CYNTHIA, THIS IS MISS TAYLOR. 88 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:46,627 HOW DO YOU DO? 89 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:47,961 HOW DO YOU DO? 90 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:50,764 MY GOODNESS, AREN'T YOU A PRETTY LITTLE THING? 91 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,032 WELL, WELL. 92 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,601 OH, HI, ANDY. 93 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,536 CYNTHIA, THIS IS MR. TAYLOR. 94 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,338 HOW DO YOU DO, MR. TAYLOR? 95 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:58,906 NICE TO MEET YOU, YOUNG LADY. 96 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,374 AND THIS IS OPIE. 97 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:01,475 OPIE. 98 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,612 MORNING, MISS CRUMP. 99 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,013 MORNING, OPIE. 100 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,348 HMM. 101 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:08,882 THIS, UH... 102 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,351 THIS IS OPIE. 103 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:12,620 OPIE, THIS IS MY NIECE, CYNTHIA. 104 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:13,621 HI. 105 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:14,888 HI. 106 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,490 WELL, LET'S SIT DOWN. 107 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:17,891 MM-HMM. 108 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:22,363 OPIE, CYNTHIA COMES ALL THE WAY FROM WEST VIRGINIA. 109 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:23,631 ISN'T THAT INTERESTING? 110 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:25,633 WHEELING, ISN'T IT, CYNTHIA? 111 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:26,900 YES. 112 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,769 MMM. 113 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,771 LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING, TOO, HMM? 114 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,973 AREN'T WE HAVING LOVELY WEATHER? 115 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,543 AS PRETTY AS I'VE SEEN IT THIS TIME OF YEAR. 116 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:36,544 JUST BEAUTIFUL. 117 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:37,678 JUST BEAUTIFUL. 118 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:40,948 NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY. 119 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:44,452 NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY. 120 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:49,089 OPIE, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE CYNTHIA OUT 121 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,824 AND PLAY FOR A WHILE? 122 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,932 THERE WE GO. 123 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:09,009 AUNT HELEN SAID YOU WERE IN A CLASS. 124 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,779 YEAH. 125 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:15,416 SHE SAID YOU'RE CLASS PRESIDENT. 126 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:18,352 THAT'S RIGHT. 127 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:21,555 YOU MUST BE REAL POPULAR. 128 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:24,024 JUST LUCKY, I GUESS. 129 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,460 ALL MY FRIENDS VOTED FOR ME. 130 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,932 WELL, IF YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS, 131 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,601 THAT MEANS YOU'RE POPULAR. 132 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:36,837 MAYBE. 133 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,840 DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AROUND? 134 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:41,041 I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO. 135 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,610 OH, I'D LOVE TO. 136 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:44,011 WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE ALL THE GREAT PLACES 137 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:47,381 AROUND HERE. 138 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:50,684 IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 139 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,455 WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN, IN SCHOOL? 140 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:56,790 SEVEN-A. ME, TOO. 141 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,626 MY FAVORITE SUBJECT'S HISTORY. 142 00:05:58,659 --> 00:05:59,693 WHAT'S YOURS? 143 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:00,961 LUNCH. 144 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,896 HEY, DO YOU WANT TO SEE A CARTWHEEL? 145 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:03,964 SURE. 146 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:10,037 I LIKE TO DO THOSE. 147 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,844 WELL, WHAT I'M REALLY GOOD AT, THOUGH, IS RUNNING. 148 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,580 SEE THAT TREE DOWN THERE BY THE GAS STATION? 149 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:22,416 I'LL RACE YOU TO IT. ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO! 150 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:31,959 YOU MEAN THIS TREE, OPIE? 151 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,695 I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE RUNNING FAST. 152 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,964 WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW, OPIE? 153 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,866 I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING. 154 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,534 Goober: HEY, OPE. 155 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,144 BOY, THAT WAS SOME RACE. 156 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:52,480 YEAH. 157 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,482 WHO'S YOUR LITTLE LADY FRIEND? 158 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:55,683 CYNTHIA. 159 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:58,018 YOU HELEN CRUMP'S NIECE, AIN'T YOU? 160 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,487 THAT'S RIGHT. 161 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,854 I KNEW YOU WAS COMING. 162 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,923 HEY, YOU BOTH LOOK PLUM TUCKERED OUT. 163 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,658 WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER THERE 164 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:07,027 AND GET YOURSELF A BOTTLE OF POP ON THE HOUSE? 165 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,496 GET YOUR STRENGTH BACK. 166 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:09,630 GEE, THANKS. 167 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:10,764 COME ON, OPIE. 168 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,501 CUTE LITTLE THING. 169 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,673 HEY, DO YOU WANT TO JUMP OVER THAT HOLE OVER THERE? 170 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:22,976 GEE, OPIE. 171 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:25,245 I'M NOT AFRAID. 172 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,815 WELL... THEN NEITHER AM I. 173 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:31,819 LET'S GO. 174 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:39,593 HEY, DON'T JUMP OVER THAT OIL PIT! 175 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:42,930 TAKE MY HAND, OPE. 176 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,700 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, OPIE? 177 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:48,101 MY FOOT SLIPPED. 178 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,570 WELL, COME ON OVER HERE 179 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,004 AND LET'S GET YOU CLEANED UP. 180 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,706 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT? 181 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:53,841 YEAH, I'M FINE. 182 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,008 I GOT TO GO HOME. 183 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,710 I GOT THINGS I HAVE TO DO. 184 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,278 YOU WANT TO PLAY LATER ON? 185 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,080 I GOT THINGS TO DO THEN, TOO. 186 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,950 OH. WELL... 187 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,484 BYE. BYE. 188 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:09,523 THAT CYNTHIA SURE IS A CUTE LITTLE GIRL. 189 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:10,791 SHE'S OKAY. 190 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,961 BOY, SHE SURE CAN RUN, JUMP AND EVERYTHING. 191 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,829 SHE THINKS SHE'S SO GOOD. 192 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,602 THIS OLD GREASE IS COMING OFF. 193 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,706 HEY, OPE... 194 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,541 YOU KNOW SOMETHING 195 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:29,677 THAT I FOUND OUT A LONG TIME AGO? 196 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:30,911 WHAT? 197 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,313 WELL, ANYTIME I DID ANYTHING WITH A GIRL 198 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,248 I ALWAYS MADE SURE IT WAS SOMETHING 199 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,184 I COULD DO BETTER THAN THEY COULD. 200 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,318 LIKE WHAT? 201 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,920 WELL, LIKE LOTS OF THINGS. 202 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,055 LIKE, UH, DRINKING THE MOST WATER 203 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:43,323 WITHOUT TAKING A BREATH 204 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,025 OR CATCHING FLIES BAREHANDED 205 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,994 OR MAKING FRIENDS WITH A LIVE SKUNK. 206 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,930 JUST ABOUT ANYTHING I KNEW I WAS BETTER AT THAN THEM. 207 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,231 CYNTHIA! 208 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,666 YEAH? 209 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,167 I'LL PLAY WITH YOU SOME MORE. 210 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:57,204 I'LL MEET YOU IN FRONT OF MISS CRUMP'S IN TEN MINUTES. 211 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,672 OKAY. 212 00:08:58,706 --> 00:08:59,907 THANKS, GOOBER. 213 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:02,710 COME HERE. 214 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:05,779 THANKS. 215 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,856 YOU'RE FILTHY. WHAT YOU BEEN DOING? 216 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,057 PLAYING. 217 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,660 WHAT'S YOUR HURRY? GOT TO GET SOMETHING. 218 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:20,794 Aunt Bee: WHERE'S CYNTHIA? 219 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:21,995 I'M MEETING HER RIGHT NOW. 220 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,163 WE'RE GOING TO PLAY SOME MORE. 221 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,264 FOOTBALL? 222 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,099 WITH A FRAIL LITTLE GIRL LIKE THAT? 223 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,334 JUST GOING TO BE TOUCH. 224 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,269 I'LL TELL THE FELLAS TO BE CAREFUL. 225 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,604 WELL, YOU TELL... 226 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,272 YOU TELL THEM TO TAKE IT REAL EASY. 227 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,774 IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. 228 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,342 SO WHEN I GO OUT FOR THAT PASS, 229 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,910 IF SHE GETS IN THE WAY, YOU JUST BLOCK HER OUT, OKAY? 230 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,011 RIGHT. 231 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,981 All: BREAK. 232 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,250 62... 233 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:46,019 48, 31, 234 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,087 12. 235 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,260 INTERFERENCE! 236 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:54,895 THAT WAS INTERFERENCE! 237 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,864 INTERFERENCE! INTERFERENCE! 238 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,398 THAT WAS NOT INTERFERENCE. 239 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,900 IT WAS SO, WASN'T IT? 240 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,168 DID SHE TOUCH YOU? 241 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,636 IT WAS INTERFERENCE! 242 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,672 WAS NOT, OPIE, AND YOU KNOW IT! 243 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:05,806 INTERFERENCE! 244 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:06,840 WAS NOT! 245 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,677 YOU SHOVED ME! 246 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,745 YOU SHOVED ME FIRST! 247 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,914 YOU JUST SHOVE ME ONCE MORE, OPIE TAYLOR! 248 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,148 JUST YOU TRY IT! 249 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,023 OPIE, WASH UP FOR LUNCH. 250 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:26,059 HOW DID YOU AND LITTLE CYNTHIA GET ALONG? 251 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,148 ANDY, DID YOU CALL OPIE? 252 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,850 MM-HMM. 253 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,385 WELL, EVERYTHING'S ALL READY. 254 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:56,089 OH... HEY, OPE! LUNCH. 255 00:10:56,123 --> 00:11:00,327 I WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING UP THERE. 256 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:04,397 HE CAME HOME AND HE'S BEEN IN HIS ROOM EVER SINCE. 257 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,867 HEY, OPE! YOU COMING? 258 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,168 Opie: COMING, PAW. 259 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,186 ARE YOU PLANNING A TRIP 260 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,788 TO HOLLYWOOD OR SOMETHING? 261 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,356 I GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE. 262 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,091 OH, HERE, LET ME... 263 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,392 OH, IT'S NOTHING, AUNT BEE. 264 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,894 NO, DR. ANDERSON SAID 265 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,229 WE MUST BE WARY OF FOREIGN OBJECTS IN THE EYE. 266 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,831 PUT DOWN YOUR ORANGE JUICE. 267 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:38,999 PUT IT DOWN. 268 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,167 LET ME SEE. 269 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,772 OPIE, YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING. 270 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,140 HMM, AFTER I'VE TALKED AND TALKED AND TALKED 271 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,109 AND TALKED TO YOU ABOUT FIGHTING. 272 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,111 WHO STARTED IT? 273 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,412 THE OTHER KID? 274 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:54,782 KINDA. 275 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,449 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO STARTED IT. 276 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,351 FIGHTING NEVER SETTLED ANYTHING. 277 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,954 AND IN FRONT OF LITTLE CYNTHIA, TOO. 278 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,389 WAS CYNTHIA THERE? 279 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,258 YEAH. 280 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,928 WERE SOME OF THE BOYS PICKING ON CYNTHIA? 281 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:12,132 WELL, YOU SEE, PAW... 282 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,835 CAN I GET SOME MORE ORANGE JUICE? 283 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,805 YEAH, GO AHEAD. 284 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,917 HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 285 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:33,053 PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAVE LECTURED HIM SO MUCH 286 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,321 ABOUT FIGHTING. 287 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,924 DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE MADE MUCH IMPRESSION. 288 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,992 WELL, IN THIS CASE 289 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:42,295 IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE-- 290 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,031 PROTECTING A GIRL. 291 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:47,234 I CAN'T JUST BAWL HIM OUT FOR THAT. 292 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,902 NO, NO... 293 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:51,805 WE DID TELL HIM TO LOOK OUT FOR CYNTHIA. 294 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,340 THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT. 295 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,507 MM-HMM. 296 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,911 YOU KNOW WHO I BET IT WAS. 297 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,479 I BET IT WAS THAT BLAKE BOY. 298 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,814 HE'S A BULLY. 299 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:01,949 YES, HE IS. 300 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,483 HE'S ALWAYS TEASING GIRLS. 301 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,086 AND HE'S... HE'S TALLER THAN OPIE, TOO. 302 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,955 AT LEAST BY TWO INCHES. 303 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,022 YEAH. 304 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,325 IT'S... IT'S GOOD THAT OPIE 305 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,227 CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF. 306 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,395 YES, YES. 307 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,168 OPIE'S GOT A BLACK EYE 308 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:24,037 BUT I SURE WOULD HATE TO SEE THE OTHER BOY. 309 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,106 I'M SORRY I HIT HIM. 310 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,343 WELL, LET'S FORGET ABOUT IT FOR NOW. 311 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,212 I'LL SEE MR. TAYLOR TONIGHT. 312 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,047 I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO HIM THEN. 313 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,382 WHY DO BOYS THINK 314 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,885 THEY HAVE TO BE BETTER AT EVERYTHING THAN GIRLS? 315 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,152 I DON'T KNOW, DEAR. 316 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,988 THEY'RE JUST FUNNY THAT WAY. 317 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,890 WELL, LET'S FORGET ABOUT IT. 318 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,325 IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE UNFORTUNATE THINGS. 319 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,228 ANDY! I JUST SEEN OPIE. 320 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,596 WHERE'D HE GET THAT BLACK EYE? 321 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,132 BLACK EYE?! OPIE'S BEEN IN A FIGHT? 322 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,400 WHO WAS IT, ANDY? HOW DID IT HAPPEN? 323 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,935 OPIE WOULDN'T TALK. 324 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,469 WELL, I COULDN'T GET TOO MUCH INFORMATION 325 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,138 OUT OF HIM EITHER, 326 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,239 BUT I KIND OF PIECED THINGS TOGETHER. 327 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,607 WHO'D HE TANGLE WITH? 328 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,409 WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHO, BUT IT SEEMS, 329 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,511 WHOEVER IT WAS, WAS PICKING ON HELEN'S NIECE -- 330 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,046 YOU KNOW, LITTLE CYNTHIA? -- 331 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,215 AND OPIE STUCK UP FOR HER AND TOOK HER PART. 332 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,250 OH, I LIKE THAT. 333 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,285 I BET HE WHOMPED THAT KID. 334 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:16,189 YOU BET HE DID, BECAUSE HE WAS BATTLING FOR A CAUSE! 335 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:19,226 OH, YOU'VE GOT A FINE BOY, THERE, ANDY, A FINE BOY. 336 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,161 WELL, YEAH, YEAH. 337 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,495 OF COURSE, NOW, I TALKED TO HIM -- 338 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,663 I DON'T BELIEVE IN FIGHTING. 339 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,265 OH, NO, NO. 340 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,367 NO. 341 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,136 IN A CASE LIKE THIS, THOUGH, 342 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,603 I GUESS HE HAD TO WADE RIGHT IN THERE. 343 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:31,604 YEAH. 344 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,206 Billy: HI. 345 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,542 OH, HI, BILLY. 346 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,244 BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE, BILLY! 347 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,479 I WISHED I COULD'VE SEEN IT, ANDY. 348 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,181 YOU KNOW, OPIE'S GOOD WITH HIS DUKES. 349 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,616 AND NEVER MIND THE COMIC BOOKS, BOY. 350 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,485 NEVER READ IN THE CHAIR. 351 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,187 GOSH, MR. LAWSON. 352 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,256 WHEN YOU READ, YOUR HEAD SWIVELS. 353 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,390 COME ON AND SIT DOWN, BILLY. 354 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,458 I GOT YOU, FLOYD. 355 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,326 YOU HAVE NOT GOT! 356 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,396 HEY, BILLY. DO YOU KNOW WHO IT WAS, OPIE HAD THE FIGHT WITH? 357 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,965 SURE, I WAS THERE. 358 00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,033 WAS IT THAT COSGROVE KID? I HEAR HE'S A BULLY. 359 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,234 THE BLAKE BOY? 360 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,370 NO, IT WAS MISS CRUMP'S NIECE. 361 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,142 HE WAS FIGHTING WITH CYNTHIA? 362 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:12,045 SHE GAVE OPIE A BLACK EYE?! 363 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,446 YEAH, SHE DID. 364 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,182 RUMOR! JUST A RUMOR! 365 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,584 YOU SHOULDN'T GO SPREADING RUMORS AROUND, BOY. 366 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,252 IT'S THE TRUTH! 367 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:23,090 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE WAS FIGHTING WITH CYNTHIA? 368 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,724 Billy: UH-HUH. 369 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,594 AND SHE HIT HIM HARD ENOUGH TO GIVE HIM A BLACK EYE? 370 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,329 YEAH, SHE DID. 371 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:33,033 SHE PROBABLY JUST GOT IN A LUCKY PUNCH, ANDY. 372 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:36,203 YEAH! HE OUGHT TO DEMAND A REMATCH. 373 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,372 FIGHTING WITH CYNTHIA. 374 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,603 WELL? YOU WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT IT? 375 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,638 OH, YOU HEARD, HUH? 376 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,006 YEAH. 377 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,374 WELL, GOSH, PAW, I WAS GOING TO 378 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:18,778 TELL YOU, BUT... WELL, YOU AND AUNT BEE 379 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,780 THOUGHT IT HAPPENED ANOTHER WAY, SO... 380 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,649 WELL, HOW DID IT HAPPEN? 381 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,784 WELL, I WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH CYNTHIA 382 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,619 AND SHE RAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME 383 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,055 AND TOOK A PASS AWAY. 384 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,389 IT WAS INTERFERENCE, PAW. 385 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,390 YEAH? 386 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,758 YEAH, AND I TOLD HER IT WAS 387 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,126 AND SHE SAID IT WASN'T 388 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,561 AND THEN SHE GAVE ME A PUSH. 389 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:35,795 I PUSHED HER BACK... 390 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,197 SHE PUSHED YOU? 391 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,431 YEAH, SHE PUSHED ME. 392 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,033 AND WE WERE PUSHING BACK AND FORTH 393 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,069 AND, ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE HIT ME IN THE EYE. 394 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,603 JUST HIT YOU RIGHT IN THE EYE? 395 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,505 YEAH, SHE GAVE ME THIS BLACK EYE. 396 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,075 AND SHE PUSHED YOU? 397 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,642 YEAH. 398 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,744 OH. 399 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:55,715 JUST RAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU AND TOOK YOUR PASS. 400 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:59,052 JUST AS I WAS GOING TO CATCH THE BALL. 401 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,058 WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 402 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,269 WELL, DID YOU FIND OUT ANYTHING? 403 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,537 CYNTHIA HIT HIM. 404 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,638 CYNTHIA? 405 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,573 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY? 406 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,742 SHE TOOK A PASS AWAY FROM HIM. 407 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,644 THAT'S HARDLY A REASON... 408 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,313 IT WAS INTERFERENCE. 409 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,286 OH, COME IN. 410 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,554 HI. 411 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,722 HI. 412 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,056 OH. 413 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,728 WELL, WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE DOING TONIGHT? 414 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,530 WE COULD TAKE A NICE WALK. 415 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,597 OKAY. 416 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,533 OR WE COULD GO TO A MOVIE. 417 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,600 OKAY, FINE. 418 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,202 THERE'S A GOOD ONE PLAYING. 419 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,738 IF YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE, FINE. 420 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,540 ANDY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 421 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,641 NOTHING. 422 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,376 WELL, SOMETHING'S BOTHERING YOU. 423 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,278 NO, NOTHING'S BOTHERING ME. 424 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,181 OH, LISTEN 425 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,216 I'M SORRY ABOUT OPIE'S BLACK EYE. 426 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,352 OH, WELL, THOSE THINGS HAPPEN. 427 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:06,653 IS HE ALL RIGHT? 428 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,789 WELL, HE'S, UH... HE'S GOT A BLACK EYE. 429 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,226 I DON'T THINK THAT'S TOO FUNNY. 430 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,761 I MEAN, I MADE HIM PLAY WITH HER 431 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,896 AND SHE WOUND UP GIVING HIM A BLACK EYE. 432 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,698 WELL, SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE HIT HIM. 433 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,167 NO. 434 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,203 ESPECIALLY WHEN HE COULDN'T HIT HER BACK. 435 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,804 WELL, I HAD A TALK WITH CYNTHIA 436 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,406 AND EXPLAINED THAT TO HER. 437 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,674 YOU SHOULD. 438 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,543 I SAID I DID. 439 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:33,480 WELL, IT'S JUST... IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT 440 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,749 FOR GIRLS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF BOYS LIKE THAT. 441 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,486 I WISH SHE'D NEVER CAUGHT THAT PASS. 442 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,754 AW, IT WAS INTERFERENCE. 443 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,625 THE WHOLE THING WAS UNFORTUNATE 444 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,927 BUT I DON'T THINK OPIE WOULD HAVE PUSHED HER 445 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,930 IF IT HADN'T BEEN BUILDING UP FOR A LONG TIME ANYWAY. 446 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,633 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "BUILDING UP"? 447 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,468 WELL, CYNTHIA CAN DO A FEW THINGS BETTER THAN OPIE. 448 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:56,803 LIKE WHAT?! 449 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,239 WELL, SHE OUTRAN HIM, OUTJUMPED HIM 450 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,607 OUT-CARTWHEELED HIM-- 451 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,209 THINGS LIKE THAT. 452 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,211 WHEN OPIE GETS OLDER HE'LL UNDERSTAND 453 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,546 THAT NOW AND THEN HE'S GOING TO RUN INTO A GIRL 454 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,781 WHO CAN DO A FEW THINGS BETTER THAN HE CAN. 455 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,651 WELL... 456 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,254 LIKE THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN YOU AND I WENT BOWLING 457 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,455 AND I BEAT YOU? 458 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,823 THAT DIDN'T UPSET YOU. 459 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,292 WELL, NO, NO. 460 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,261 I MEAN, ME... NO, NO. 461 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,829 I MEAN... YOU BEAT ME. 462 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:23,963 THERE, YOU SEE? 463 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,699 I DIDN'T HAVE MY OWN SHOES... 464 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,268 OH, LOOK AT THE TIME, ANDY. 465 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,769 IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A MOVIE 466 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,571 I THINK WE'D BETTER GO RIGHT NOW. 467 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,840 OH, YEAH -- WELL, THE WAY I WAS 468 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,842 SLIPPING AND SLIDING AROUND IN THOSE RENTED SHOES, 469 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,444 IT'S NO WONDER YOU BEAT ME. 470 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,679 ANDY TAYLOR, THAT REALLY DID BOTHER YOU. 471 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,880 WHAT BOTHERED ME? 472 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,682 MY BEATING YOU AT BOWLING. 473 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,684 WELL, NO, YOU BEAT ME AT BOWLING. 474 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,953 SO WHAT? WE BOTH KNOW YOU DID IT 475 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,588 'CAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE MY SHOES. 476 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,922 YOUR VOICE IS GETTING SHRILL. 477 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,658 MY VOICE ISN'T GETTING SHRILL. 478 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,293 YOU'RE AS IMMATURE AS OPIE. 479 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,927 WHAT'S OPIE GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 480 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,929 THE POOR YOUNG'UN'S HOME WITH A BLACK EYE 481 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,865 'CAUSE I MADE HIM PLAY WITH YOUR NIECE. 482 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,500 AND WHAT'S SO IMMATURE 483 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,803 ABOUT ME TELLING YOU WHY I DIDN'T BOWL SO GOOD? 484 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,773 GO TO THE MOVIES? 485 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:11,778 IF YOU DON'T MIND, I THINK I HAVE A HEADACHE. 486 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,883 YOU KNOW, I HAVE, TOO. 487 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,619 WELL, WE'LL JUST MAKE IT ANOTHER TIME. 488 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,822 FINE. ANOTHER TIME. 489 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,223 WELL, GOOD NIGHT. 490 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,562 GOOD NIGHT. 491 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,473 UH, I DIDN'T... UH... 492 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,668 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING OUT 493 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,537 WITH MR. TAYLOR, AUNT HELEN. 494 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,838 OH, WELL, I WAS, DEAR, 495 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,273 BUT MR. TAYLOR AND I HAVE HEADACHES. 496 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,410 OH. 497 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,847 AUNT HELEN, I'VE BEEN THINKING AND THINKING 498 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,615 AND I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND 499 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,417 WHY BOYS THINK THEY HAVE TO BE 500 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,553 BETTER AT EVERYTHING THAN GIRLS ARE. 501 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,088 AUNT HELEN? 502 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,423 OH, WHAT, DEAR? 503 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,691 I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND 504 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,826 WHY BOYS THINK THEY HAVE TO BE BETTER 505 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,428 AT EVERYTHING THAN GIRLS. 506 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:38,097 OH, WELL, IT... HAS SOMETHING TO DO 507 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,832 WITH... MALE EGO. 508 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,434 WHAT'S THAT? 509 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:45,104 OH, UH, WELL, YOU SEE, DOWN THROUGH THE CENTURIES, 510 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,807 MAN'S BEEN PROVIDER FOR THE FAMILY 511 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,576 AND PROTECTOR OF WOMEN. 512 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:52,111 I GUESS HE NATURALLY FEELS HE HAS TO BE STRONGER 513 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,113 AND DO THINGS BETTER THAN WOMEN. 514 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,048 OH. 515 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:58,451 AND, YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST THINKING 516 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,453 MAYBE IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA 517 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,855 FOR US TO HELP THEM FEEL THAT WAY. 518 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:05,692 YOU MEAN EVEN WHEN HE ISN'T? 519 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,127 YES, EVEN WHEN HE ISN'T. 520 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,063 IS THAT WHAT YOU DO, AUNT HELEN? 521 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:14,567 OH, WELL, UH... NOT LATELY, I'M AFRAID. 522 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:16,503 BUT, YOU KNOW 523 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:19,772 I THINK IT'S SOMETHING EVERY WOMAN SHOULD THINK ABOUT. 524 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,532 HI. 525 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:46,899 HI. 526 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:52,004 DO YOU LIKE TO ROLLER 527 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,642 IT'S OKAY. 528 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:58,545 I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT ROLLER-SKATING. 529 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:01,180 I WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TEACH ME HOW. 530 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:04,451 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE TAUGHT TO ROLLER-SKATE. 531 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:05,718 YOU JUST SKATE. 532 00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:07,053 NOT ME. 533 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,758 I BET YOU'RE A WONDERFUL SKATER. 534 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:18,731 I'M PRETTY GOOD, I GUESS. 535 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:23,570 OPIE, WOULD YOU TEACH ME HOW TO SKATE? 536 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:28,174 SURE, I GUESS SO. 537 00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:31,678 WELL, WHAT DO I DO FIRST? 538 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,946 WELL, THE FIRST THING YOU GOT TO REMEMBER 539 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,915 IS TO KEEP YOUR BALANCE. 540 00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:37,784 YOU TAKE KIND OF SHORT STEPS 541 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:39,652 UNTIL YOU GET THE HANG OF IT 542 00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,854 AND THEN YOU START TO KIND OF SWING 543 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,756 YOUR BODY FROM SIDE TO SIDE 544 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:45,658 UNTIL YOU GET THE HANG OF IT. 545 00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:47,794 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE SKATING. 36100

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