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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:29,263 WELL...I GUESS I BETTER GO DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE. 2 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:31,432 AREN'T YOU GOING TO WAIT FOR BARNEY? 3 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:34,335 WAY HE WAS CARRYING ON AT THE REUNION LAST NIGHT, 4 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,104 HE'S LIABLE TO SLEEP THE CLOCK AROUND. 5 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,438 WELL, THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME. 6 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:38,772 WARREN CAN TAKE CARE OF THINGS 7 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,408 DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE, CAN'T HE? 8 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:41,642 YEAH, I SUPPOSE. 9 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:44,245 GOT A CUP OF COFFEE FOR A PASSING HOBO? 10 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,714 Andy: WELL, LOOKY THERE. 11 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:49,083 IT'S ALIVE AND WALKS AND TALKS AND EVERYTHING. 12 00:00:49,117 --> 00:00:50,118 YOU SIT RIGHT DOWN. 13 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,119 DID YOU SLEEP WELL? 14 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:52,220 SURE HE DID. 15 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:53,487 LOOK HOW RESTED HE LOOKS. 16 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:55,289 IN A STRANGE BED AND EVERYTHING. 17 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:56,724 DIDN'T HAVE A BIT OF TROUBLE. 18 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:58,492 LAID RIGHT DOWN, WENT RIGHT OUT. 19 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:00,494 THAT'S THE SIGN OF A CLEAR CONSCIENCE. 20 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:03,331 YOU KNOW HOW SOME PEOPLE TOSS AND TURN, BUT NOT ME. 21 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:04,265 JUST DOWN, OUT. 22 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:05,433 LIKE A LIGHT. 23 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,335 THE MATTRESS WASN'T TOO HARD, HMM? 24 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:08,536 HE SAID HE SLEPT FINE. 25 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,504 NEXT TIME WE'LL CHANGE WITH ANDY. 26 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:11,572 I DO WANT YOU 27 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:12,573 TO BE COMFORTABLE. 28 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:13,774 YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY. 29 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:16,344 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO RIGHT BACK, DO YOU? 30 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:18,479 WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON MY CAR, ANGE. 31 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:20,514 HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY FUEL PUMP. 32 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:21,882 GOOBER'S LOOKING IT OVER. 33 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,184 YOU WILL HAVE TIME 34 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:24,885 TO COME AND MEET WARREN, WON'T YOU? 35 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:28,556 OH. YOU MEAN THE FELLA THAT TOOK OVER MY JOB AS DEPUTY. 36 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:29,623 YEAH. 37 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:32,160 HOW'S HE DOING AT IT? 38 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:33,394 AS A MATTER OF FACT... 39 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,496 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANOTHER WORD, ANGE. 40 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,765 IMPOSSIBLE TO REPLACE KEY PERSONNEL. 41 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,600 ESPECIALLY THAT DEPUTY'S JOB. 42 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:42,770 IT'S WAY BEYOND WHAT THE ORDINARY MAN CAN HANDLE. 43 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:45,173 BUT WARREN'S DOING A WONDERFUL JOB. 44 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:46,774 HE IS? 45 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:49,177 YEAH, HE'S WORKING OUT FINE. 46 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:51,445 I'LL GET THE KEYS AND WE'LL GO. 47 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:54,648 WELL, I'M AWFUL GLAD 48 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,784 THE NEW DEPUTY'S WORKING OUT SO WELL. 49 00:01:56,817 --> 00:02:00,254 OH, YES. HE'S A GRADUATE OF THE SHERIFF'S ACADEMY. 50 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:01,655 FOURTH IN HIS CLASS. 51 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:04,792 ANDY WAS EVEN ABLE TO TAKE OFF TWO WEEKS LAST FALL-- 52 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:07,428 SOMETHING HE WAS NEVER ABLE TO DO BEFORE. 53 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:12,300 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A VERY SLOW PERIOD. 54 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,202 UH, I THINK YOU'LL LIKE WARREN 55 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:15,736 VERY MUCH. 56 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:18,672 LET'S GO. OR DO YOU WANT TO WAIT AND FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST? 57 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,341 NO, I'LL GRAB A BITE LATER. 58 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,576 LISTEN, ANGE, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING 59 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:25,179 AND I, I REALLY BETTER HEAD ON BACK TO RALEIGH. 60 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:26,714 YOU KNOW, I'M THE ONLY ONE 61 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:29,250 THAT'S FAMILIAR WITH THEM FINGERPRINT FILES. 62 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:32,220 WELL, YOU SAID YOUR SECTION WAS JUST FROM "N" TO "R." 63 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:34,355 YEAH, BUT THAT COULD CAUSE A BOTTLENECK 64 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:35,723 IF IT'S NOT HANDLED PROPER. 65 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:38,259 WELL, COULDN'T YOU STAY JUST A LITTLE WHILE? 66 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,760 WELL, I-I-I'D LOVE TO, REALLY 67 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:40,961 BUT, YOU KNOW, DUTY CALLS. 68 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,663 CAN I USE YOUR PHONE? 69 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:43,797 WELL... 70 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,336 HI, SARAH? 71 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:51,205 UH, GET ME GOOBER DOWN AT THE FILLING STATION. 72 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:53,307 YEAH, IT'S ME. 73 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:54,375 I'M FINE. 74 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,814 NO, I HAVEN'T MET HIM. 75 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,983 YES, I UNDERSTAND HE'S VERY CAPABLE. 76 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,418 J-JUST GET ME GOOBER. 77 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,228 HELLO? 78 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:15,729 OH, HEY, BARN! 79 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,531 I JUST GOT YOUR FUEL PUMP OUT. 80 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:18,566 YEAH, IT'S A MESS. 81 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,501 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A NEW ONE. 82 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,303 HAVE TO SEND TO MOUNT PILOT FOR IT. 83 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,637 PUT THE OLD PUMP BACK! 84 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:25,239 I GOT TO GET BACK TO RALEIGH. 85 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:28,609 BUT IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO GET IT OUT. 86 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,611 WELL, OKAY. 87 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,780 WELL, IT'LL TAKE ME ABOUT AN HOUR. 88 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:35,015 I GOT OTHER WORK I GOT TO GET OUT FIRST. 89 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,384 AN HOUR?! 90 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,385 OH, GOOD. 91 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,586 THEN YOU'LL HAVE TIME. 92 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:39,653 HEY, G 93 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,489 LISTEN, WHEN THE CAR'S READY 94 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,757 CALL BARNEY AT THE COURTHOUSE, OKAY? 95 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:44,858 RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD. 96 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,827 WELL, COME ON. 97 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,563 BARNEY, YOU'LL LIKE WARREN VERY MUCH. 98 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,835 COME ON IN, BARN. 99 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:00,774 WELL, WHERE'S MR. WONDERFUL? 100 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,643 HE'S PROBABLY OVER AT THE CROSSING. 101 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,378 HE'LL BE ALONG IN A LITTLE BIT. 102 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:06,780 BARN, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT... 103 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,015 I KNOW, I KNOW. 104 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,384 HE'S A GRADUATE OF THE SHERIFF'S ACADEMY. 105 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:11,719 OH, DID YOU HEAR THAT? 106 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:12,986 DID YOU ALSO HEAR...? 107 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:15,523 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH-- FOURTH IN HIS CLASS. 108 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:17,291 A REGULAR CAPTAIN MARVEL. 109 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:19,460 THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU, BARN. 110 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:23,297 YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO ENJOY MEETING WARREN BECAUSE... 111 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,301 HERE HE COMES. 112 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:28,736 NOW, YOU'LL SEE FOR YOURSELF. 113 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:31,505 MORNIN', ANDY. 114 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:32,673 WARREN... 115 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:35,008 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET BARNEY FIFE. 116 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,478 BARNEY, THIS IS WARREN FERGUSON. 117 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:39,847 HOWDY. 118 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,682 BOY! THIS CERTAINLY IS A PLEASURE! 119 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,951 I'VE HEARD SOME WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT YOU! 120 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,353 HUH? 121 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:47,087 YEAH! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS! 122 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,089 YOU'RE ABOUT THE BEST-KNOWN DEPUTY 123 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,724 IN THE WHOLE DARN COUNTY! 124 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:52,760 YEAH! 125 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,362 WELL, I MEAN IT. 126 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,730 YOU'RE IN THE WAY OF BEING A LIVING LEGEND 127 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:57,798 AROUND HERE. 128 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,768 "LEGEND." 129 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,504 WELL, I WOULDN'T GO SO FAR AS TO SAY THAT. 130 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:04,572 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 131 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:05,806 DON'T KID ME! 132 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,975 I BEEN PORING OVER THOSE REPORTS OF YOURS. 133 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,910 THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, JUST BEAUTIFUL. 134 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:12,580 WHY, THEY'D MAKE A TEXTBOOK 135 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:15,449 FOR ANY LAWMAN IN THE COUNTRY. 136 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,117 WELL, I SUPPOSE... 137 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,919 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE? 138 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:19,987 ALL I HAVE TO DO 139 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,121 IS HEAT IT. 140 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,856 YEAH, I MIGHT HAVE A CUP. 141 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,057 I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. 142 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,493 I TAKE MINE WITH... 143 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:26,694 I KNOW EXACTLY. 144 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:28,729 THREE LUMPS OF SUGAR AND A LITTLE CREAM. 145 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,531 UNCLE FLOYD TOLD ME. 146 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,866 YOU ARE GOING TO STAY AROUND TOWN FOR A WHILE 147 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:33,901 AREN'T YOU, BARNEY? 148 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,068 WELL... 149 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,737 I SURE WOULD LIKE TO HEAR 150 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,907 THOSE EXPERIENCES YOU HAD WHEN YOU WERE A DEPUTY. 151 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,876 I GUESS THERE'S NO REAL RUSH TO GET BACK. 152 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:45,713 I'LL GET THE COFFEE. 153 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,753 THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT WARREN. 154 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:55,889 HE KIND OF GOES OVERBOARD ON THE SUBJECT OF BARNEY FIFE. 155 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:02,996 "A LIVING LEGEND." 156 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,734 WELL, I HOPE HE'S NOT GONNA DISTURB YOU, 157 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,035 GOING ON LIKE THAT. 158 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:11,805 NO, NO. I MEAN, IT'S A NATURAL THING. 159 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:15,743 LOTS OF FELLAS HAVE THEMSELVES AN IDOL. 160 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:18,078 I HAD ONE MYSELF WHEN I WAS A KID. 161 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:20,113 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. WHO WAS IT? 162 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:21,515 SKEETS GALLAGHER. 163 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:22,950 SKEETS GALLAGHER? 164 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:25,453 YEAH, SIDEKICK TO TAILSPIN TOMMY. 165 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:27,154 OH. OH. 166 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,790 WELL, ANYWAY, I FEEL IT ONLY FAIR TO WARN YOU 167 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,592 THAT WHEN WARREN COMES BACK, 168 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:34,695 HE'S GONNA WANT TO HEAR JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU EVER DID. 169 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,731 I'M AFRAID HE'S GONNA PESTER YOU TO DEATH. 170 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:40,568 YEAH, WELL, I SUPPOSE, BUT, YOU KNOW, 171 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,770 NOBLESSE OBLIGE. 172 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,775 SARAH, GET ME GOOBER. 173 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,977 YOU KNOW, THAT WARREN'S GOT A LOT OF MOXIE. 174 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,178 YEAH. 175 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,180 SAY, GOOB? 176 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,082 OH, BARN. I WAS JUST GONNA CALL YOU. 177 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,550 I PUT MY OTHER WORK ASIDE 178 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:58,486 AND GOT THAT FUEL PUMP ON AGAIN FOR YOU, 179 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,053 KNOWING YOU WAS IN A HURRY. 180 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,622 YOU AIN'T? 181 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:04,858 TAKE IT OFF? 182 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:08,629 WELL, YEAH, A NEW ONE WOULD BE BETTER, BUT -- 183 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:09,897 WELL, OKAY! 184 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,635 HERE'S YOUR COFFEE, BARNEY, JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT -- 185 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,604 THREE LUMPS OF SUGAR AND A LITTLE CREAM. 186 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,806 WELL, THANKS. 187 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,474 NOW, YOU WERE ASKING ME 188 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,776 ABOUT MY EXPERIENCES AS A DEPUTY. 189 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:25,212 WELL, WHEN THEY FIRST PINNED ON THE OLD BADGE -- 190 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,648 BARNEY, WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR JUST ABOUT 5 MINUTES? 191 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,883 I'VE GOT TO RUN NEXT DOOR TO UNCLE FLOYD'S BARBERSHOP. 192 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,485 RIGHT NOW? YEAH. 193 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:32,753 WELL, THE THING IS, HIS VIBRATOR'S ON THE BLINK, 194 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,054 AND I PROMISED HIM I'D FIX IT. 195 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,155 THAT WAS OVER AN HOUR AGO. 196 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:36,256 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 197 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,658 MAYBE I COULD GO WITH YOU. 198 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:38,759 THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 199 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,128 YEAH. SEE YOU LATER, ANGE. 200 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,230 WELL, YOU WERE ASKING ME ABOUT MY EXPERIENCES. 201 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:46,166 WELL, WHEN THEY FIRST PINNED ON THE OLD BADGE... 202 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:50,671 SO I WINGED HIM FROM A PRONE POSITION... 203 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:51,672 OH, HI, FARLEY. 204 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:52,906 HI, BARN. 205 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,808 ENJOY YOURSELF AT THE REUNION LAST NIGHT? 206 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:55,943 IT WAS JUST GREAT. 207 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,811 FARLEY'S COME OVER TO GET A LIST 208 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,547 OF EVERYBODY THAT WAS THERE. 209 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,682 YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR NAME IN THE PAPER. 210 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,084 HEY, FARLEY, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT A STORY 211 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:07,020 HOW ABOUT BARNEY FIFE BEING BACK IN TOWN? 212 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:09,823 CALL IT THE, UH... LIVING LEGEND RETURNS. 213 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,058 OH, NOW, WARREN... 214 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,527 AND YOU COULD HAVE PICTURES AND EVERYTHING. 215 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:15,195 WELL, I-IT'S KIND OF LATE. 216 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:18,165 A PICTURE OF BARNEY MIGHT GO GOOD WITH YOUR STORY. 217 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,833 GEE, ANDY, I DON'T KNOW. 218 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,234 NO. 219 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:24,137 WELL, IF IT'S TOO LATE... 220 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,173 'COURSE, IF YOU INSIST. 221 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:28,709 OKAY, I'LL GO DIG UP MY CAMERA. 222 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:31,278 I'LL PICK UP THAT LIST WHEN I GET BACK. 223 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,580 OKAY, FARLEY. 224 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,950 KNOW WHAT'D MAKE IT A FINE PICTURE? 225 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:39,119 IF YOU HAD BROUGHT YOUR UNIFORM. 226 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:41,254 I DON'T IMAGINE YOU BROUGHT THAT. 227 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,592 WELL, IT JUST, UH, JUST SO HAPPENS 228 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:45,793 I DID PACK IT. 229 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:46,894 YOU DIDN'T? 230 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,328 I HAD ROOM IN THE SUITCASE. 231 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,898 I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER THERE'D BE ANY OCCASION. 232 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:52,332 THAT MAKES IT PERFECT, ANDY! 233 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,602 I'LL DRIVE YOU OVER, AND YOU CAN CHANGE. 234 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:58,171 OH, ANDY, THIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY FOR MAYBERRY. 235 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,284 WELL, HERE HE IS. 236 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:18,258 WELL, YOU LOOK GREAT, BARN. 237 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,928 IT'S JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 238 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,363 WELL, LET'S DO IT. 239 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,765 I THINK IT'D BE BETTER 240 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,366 IF WE TOOK THE PICTURE OUTSIDE. 241 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,936 SURE. RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE COURTHOUSE, HUH? 242 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,807 WELL 243 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:34,975 YEAH. 244 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,244 SO, LET'S GO. 245 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,712 I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 246 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:39,747 I WANT TO... 247 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:40,814 OH. OH, OKAY. 248 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:01,935 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 249 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,937 WARDEN HICKS AT THE COUNTY WORK FARM. 250 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,372 WE JUST HAD A PRISONER ESCAPE. 251 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:06,840 HE CAME FROM OUT YOUR WAY. 252 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,308 FIGURED HE MIGHT SHOW UP BACK THERE. 253 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,077 OH, ESCAPED PRISONER, HUH? 254 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,712 YEAH. AVERY NOONAN. 255 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:14,247 AVERY NOONAN. 256 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,382 OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER! 257 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,684 ABOUT A YEAR BACK. 258 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,051 I'M THE ONE THAT GOT HIM SENT UP. 259 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,286 THAT YOU, BARNEY? 260 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,387 WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK? 261 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,855 A LITTLE VACATION. 262 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:24,157 BOY, YOU SURE PICKED A BAD TIME FOR IT. 263 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,893 ALL AVERY TALKED ABOUT ALL YEAR 264 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:29,029 WAS HOW HE WANTED TO BUST OUT AND EVEN THINGS UP WITH YOU. 265 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,430 HOW MUCH LONGER 266 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,099 YOU GOING TO BE AROUND? 267 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:35,869 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 268 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,104 LET'S JUST HOPE 269 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,406 HE DON'T FIND OUT YOU'RE IN TOWN. 270 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,908 HE'S MEAN, BARNEY. 271 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:41,975 BIG AND MEAN. 272 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,044 REAL MEAN. 273 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,224 WHAT'S HE DOING IN THERE? 274 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,893 WELL, HE REALLY MUST BE DOLLIN' HIMSELF UP. 275 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,661 I'LL SEE WHAT'S KEEPING HIM. 276 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,033 BARN, WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU. 277 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,234 UH, YEAH. 278 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,102 FARLEY WANTS TO GET THE PICTURE. 279 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:12,706 BY TONIGHT, 2,000 LOYAL READERS WILL KNOW BARNEY FIFE'S BACK. 280 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:16,143 YEAH, WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKIN', ANGE, 281 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:20,147 THAT MAYBE I OUGHT TO PASS UP THAT PICTURE AND THE STORY. 282 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,217 PASS IT UP? 283 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,385 YEAH, WELL, YOU... 284 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,320 YOU KNOW, IT, UH, COULD BE CONSIDERED 285 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,290 UH, WELL, PUSHY, AND, UH, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT THAT TYPE. 286 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,192 OH, I DON'T SEE IT THAT WAY AT ALL. 287 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,927 YOU GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS HERE. 288 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,763 I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT I'D LIKE TO PLAY IT MY WAY 289 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,030 IF YOU DON'T MIND. 290 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:40,834 NO... IF YOU FEEL THAT STRONGLY ABOUT IT. 291 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,871 I DO, SO IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND JUST TELLING FARLEY, UH... 292 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,105 I'LL TELL HIM. 293 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:48,942 HMM. 294 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:08,128 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 295 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,230 YOU SAID YOU WANT BARNEY FIFE? 296 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,365 NO! HE WENT BACK TO RALEIGH. 297 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,002 I DON'T THINK HE'LL EVER COME BACK 298 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,404 TO THIS PART OF THE STATE, EVER! 299 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,906 GOOBER? 300 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,240 OH, I'M GLAD YOU CALLED. 301 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,243 WELL, HOW COME YOU WAS TALKING SO FUNNY? 302 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,112 OH, IT WAS A JOKE, HUH? 303 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,982 YEAH, THAT'S REAL FUNNY, BARNEY. 304 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:30,951 SAY, WHAT I CALLED YOU ABOUT WAS 305 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,186 I GOT THAT FUEL PUMP OFF LIKE YOU WANTED, 306 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:36,790 AND I'LL BE GETTING ONE IN FROM MOUNT PILOT IN THE MORNING. 307 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:39,426 PUT IT BACK ON? 308 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,161 THE OLD ONE? 309 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,930 THE ONE I JUST TOOK OFF? 310 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,966 YES, SIR. 311 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,806 I'M SORRY, BUT WE'RE DEALING WITH A CRAZY MAN. 312 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,975 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 313 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,177 WELL, IF BARNEY DOESN'T WANT HIS PICTURE TAKEN, 314 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,245 THAT'S OKAY BY ME. 315 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,212 SEE YA, ANDY. 316 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,014 SEE YA, FARLEY. 317 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,817 THE FIRST TIME I EVER HEARD OF BARNEY 318 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,552 WALKING AWAY FROM A CAMERA. 319 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,923 Andy: HEY, BARN. 320 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,565 THAT IS YOU, ISN'T IT? 321 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,434 WELL, I THOUGHT WE MIGHT BE GETTING SOME RAIN 322 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,136 SO I BORROWED YOUR RAINCOAT. 323 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,237 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. 324 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,839 NO... BUT THERE'S NO SIGN OF RAIN. 325 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,207 WELL, I CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE. 326 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,341 BUT THE SKIES ARE CLEAR. 327 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,576 THAT'S WHAT'LL FOOL YOU. 328 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,511 I REALLY BETTER HEAD BACK TO RALEIGH 329 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,346 BECAUSE OF THE FINGERPRINT FILES. 330 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,547 I'M JUST NOT COMFORTABLE 331 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,316 WHEN SOMEBODY ELSE IS HANDLING THEM. 332 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,417 OH, COME ON, BARN. 333 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,419 SO I'M GOING TO THE HOUSE AND PACK. 334 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,387 I'LL SEE YOU. 335 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,501 HOW YOU DOING, GOOB? 336 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,371 I GOT THE FUEL PUMP BACK ON BARNEY'S CAR. 337 00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,472 GOOD. 338 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,374 YOU KNOW HE'S CRAZY. 339 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,542 WELL... 340 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,246 YOU COMING IN? 341 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,915 YEAH. 342 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,659 AUNT BEE? 343 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,062 AUNT BEE? 344 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,496 SHH. BARNEY'S SLEEPING. 345 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,631 SLEEPING? 346 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,334 SHH! HE'S BEEN UP IN THE GUEST ROOM 347 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,368 ALL AFTERNOON. 348 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,502 WELL, THAT'S STRANGE. 349 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,071 GOOBER'S GOT HIS CAR READY. 350 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,239 I BETTER GO GET HIM UP. 351 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,373 WELL, IT SEEMS A SHAME 352 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,075 WHEN HE'S SLEEPING SO SOUNDLY. 353 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,043 SHH! 354 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,479 WHO'S THERE? 355 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,613 Andy: IT'S ME. 356 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,549 YOU AWAKE? 357 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:43,917 OH, YEAH. 358 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,185 JUST A SECOND. 359 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:59,399 AUNT BEE SAID YOU WERE ASLEEP. 360 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,168 I HAD TO MOVE THAT. 361 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,403 I DROPPED A COLLAR BUTTON. 362 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:04,604 OH. 363 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,639 WELL, GOOBER'S HERE WITH YOUR CAR. 364 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,907 OH. WELL, UH... 365 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,310 EXCUSE ME. 366 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,186 UH, YOUR CAR'S ALL READY, BARNEY. 367 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,988 IT'S OUT FRONT IN THE DRIVEWAY. 368 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,689 OH, WELL, GOOD. GOODBYE, EVERYONE. 369 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,391 I HAD A GOOD TIME AND I'LL DROP A LINE... 370 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,093 WAIT. I MADE A BAG OF SANDWICHES FOR YOU. 371 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,095 OH, WELL, NO NEED FOR THAT. 372 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,496 THEY'RE ALL READY. 373 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,164 WHAT'S YOUR HURRY, BARN? 374 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,234 I'M NOT HERE! I'VE GONE! 375 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,070 NOW, YOU WAIT-WAIT... WAIT JUST A MINUTE. 376 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,406 HELLO? 377 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,941 YES, WARDEN. 378 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,145 NO KIDDING. 379 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,379 WHAT IS IT, ANDY? 380 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,181 NO. I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT. 381 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,549 WHAT IS IT, ANDY? 382 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,219 WARDEN HICKS SAYS THAT A FELLOW NAMED AVERY NEWMAN 383 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,054 ESCAPED FROM THE COUNTY WORK FARM 384 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,356 AND HE WAS SEEN HOPPING A SOUTHBOUND TRAIN. 385 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,158 HE THINKS HE MAY BE HEADED THIS WAY. 386 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,193 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 387 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,162 YES, WARDEN? 388 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,730 YOU MEAN BARNEY DIDN'T TELL YOU? 389 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:04,697 IS HE STILL THERE? 390 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,635 WELL, I'M SURPRISED AFTER WHAT I TOLD HIM 391 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,537 ABOUT AVERY BEING OUT TO GET HIM. 392 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,739 GUESS HE LIKES TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY, HUH? 393 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,774 I TOLD HIM WHEN I CALLED UP AT NOON. 394 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,775 WELL, KEEP IN TOUCH. 395 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,677 UH, RIGHT, WARDEN. 396 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,012 THANKS. 397 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:19,979 BYE. 398 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,358 HERE YOU ARE, BARNEY. 399 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,160 I PUT THE TUNA FISH ON TOP. 400 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,494 WELL, THAT'S, THAT'S FINE. 401 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,029 ANDY. 402 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,231 ANDY, I JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE STATIONMASTER. 403 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,067 SOME FELLA NAMED AVERY NOONAN 404 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,401 IS SNEAKING AROUND THE DEPOT. 405 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,769 YEAH? 406 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,037 THIS NOONAN FELLA 407 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,505 IS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING 408 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,207 TWO YEARS AT THE COUNTY WORK FARM. 409 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,475 YEAH, I HEARD. 410 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,410 BARNEY, I BROUGHT THE OLD GUN. 411 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,545 I KNEW YOU'D WANT TO GET IN ON THIS ONE. 412 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,281 WELL, I'D SURE JUST LOVE TO 413 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,682 BUT I, UH... I GOT TO GET BACK. 414 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,117 I'LL SEE YOU. 415 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,452 GEE, BARNEY, I'M SURE WE CAN WRAP IT UP... 416 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,620 DON'T DRIVE TOO FAST. 417 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,155 THAT FUEL PUMP'S NOT THE BEST. 418 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,062 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT 419 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,597 TO CHANGE YOUR MIND, BARNEY? 420 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,299 I ONLY WISH I COULD, WARREN. 421 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,833 THERE'S NOTHING I'D LIKE BETTER 422 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,303 THAN TO BE OUT ON THE HUNT AGAIN, CLOSING IN ON THE QUARRY, 423 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,205 BUT WE CAN'T ALWAYS DO 424 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,340 THE THINGS WE WANT TO DO. 425 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,248 WHAT IS IT, GOOBER? 426 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,484 FUEL PUMP FELL OFF. 427 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:32,852 WELL, PUT IT BACK ON! 428 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,322 I'VE HAD TO TAKE IT OFF AND PUT IT ON SO MUCH 429 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,356 THE FITTINGS WORE OUT. 430 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,624 IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 431 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,492 HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE YOU TO FIX IT? 432 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,560 TOMORROW SOMETIME. 433 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,362 I HAVE TO GET NEW FITTINGS. 434 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,730 THAT MAKES IT JUST GREAT. 435 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,532 THEN YOU CAN GO WITH US, BARNEY. 436 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,500 HERE, LET ME STRAP THIS ON FOR YOU. 437 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,103 BOY, THIS IS GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE OLD TIMES. 438 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,539 WARREN, MAYBE BARNEY'S GOT SOMETHING ELSE TO DO. 439 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,606 YEAH, MAYBE I DO. 440 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,675 YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO STEAL 441 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,743 ANY OF THE GLORY. 442 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:57,844 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 443 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,712 BUT THAT'S OKAY WITH ME, BARN. 444 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,514 I CAN IMAGINE HOW ANXIOUS YOU ARE 445 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:02,749 TO GET BACK IN THE HARNESS. 446 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,117 LET'S GO, HUH? 447 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,218 WELL... 448 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,686 COME ON, BARN. IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 449 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:07,887 WE'RE OFF, BARNEY. 450 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,356 COME ON. 451 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,649 HOLD IT NOW. 452 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,218 I THINK IF WE SURPRISE HIM 453 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,652 THERE WON'T BE MUCH TROUBLE. 454 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,821 RIGHT. BARNEY, LEAD ON. 455 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:42,922 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 456 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,591 WE CAN'T ALL GO RUSHING IN THERE. 457 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,327 BARNEY, YOU STAY OUT HERE AND MONITOR THE RADIO. 458 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,929 YOU MEAN YOU WANT HIM TO STAY HERE 459 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,598 WELL, SOMETHING MIGHT COME IN. 460 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,733 IN CASE YOU FLUSH HIM OUT OF THE DEPOT 461 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,335 THIS COULD BE A TROUBLE SPOT 462 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,469 BUT THAT'S OKAY. 463 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,171 I DON'T MIND. I'LL GO IT ALONE. 464 00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,473 YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO MOVE IN WITH US? 465 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,741 WELL... 466 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:02,875 COME ON. 467 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,588 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT, ANDY. 468 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,757 HE SEEMED TO WANT TO STAY BY THE CAR. 469 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,192 LOOK, WE NEED SOMEBODY. 470 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,827 COULD I HAVE BEEN WRONG ABOUT HIM? 471 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,829 COULD THE WHOLE TOWN HAVE BEEN WRONG? 472 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,332 WARREN, WE'VE GOT A JOB TO DO. COME ON. 473 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,534 HERE I WAS THINKING HE WAS A BRAVE MAN-- 474 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:28,901 A LIVING LEGEND AND ALL. 475 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,703 HE SEEMS TO WANT TO PLAY IT SAFE. 476 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,239 HE'S AS BRAVE AS THEY COME. 477 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,906 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT SOME OTHER TIME. 478 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,975 NOW YOU GO AROUND THE BACK AND I'LL GO IN HERE. 479 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,410 GO ON, GO ON. 480 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,034 WELL... 481 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,473 BARNEY FIFE. 482 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:49,509 LISTEN, M-MAYBE WE CAN JUST TALK THIS OVER. 483 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,978 THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. 484 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,348 WH-WH-WH... UH... 485 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:56,749 ALL RIGHT! 486 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:57,917 YOU GIVE UP?! 487 00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:59,085 COME ON, GET UP! 488 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,420 JUST GET UP! 489 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:01,988 GREAT WORK, BARN. YOU GOT HIM. 490 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,823 ALL RIGHT, AVERY, ON YOUR FEET. 491 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,091 YEAH, ON YOUR FEET. 492 00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,426 BACK UP OVER THERE. 493 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,460 YEAH, BACK UP. 494 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,429 OH, THAT'S GREAT, JUST GREAT. 495 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:10,930 WHAT HAPPENED? 496 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,499 OLD INJUN TRICK, RIGHT? 497 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:13,933 YEAH. 498 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,101 MAKING HIM THINK 499 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,836 YOU'RE STAYING OUT BY THE CAR. 500 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:19,472 HIT HIM SO HARD YOU KNOCKED THE BREATH OUT OF HIM. 501 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,574 YEAH, I GUESS SO. JUST A REFLEX. 502 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:23,443 HOW'D YOU DO IT, BARNEY? 503 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,612 WELL, LIKE ANDY SAID-- OLD INJUN TRICK. 504 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,447 WHEN HE COME AT ME, I JUST-- POW! 505 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,115 ONE, TWO, RIGHT IN THE BREADBASKET. 506 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,850 HE DIDN'T EVEN USE HIS PISTOL. 507 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,452 REALLY, BARNEY? 508 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,687 NO NEED-- NOT WHEN I GOT THESE BABIES. 509 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:36,689 ALL RIGHT, AVERY, LET'S GO. 510 00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,128 GEEZ, BARNEY, THAT WAS GREAT. 511 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:45,131 WELL, WHEN I SEEN HIM COMING AT ME FROM BEHIND 512 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,599 MURDER IN HIS EYE 513 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,468 I JUST SPUN AROUND, STEP FORWARD 514 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,002 WEIGHT ON THE BALLS OF MY FEET 515 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,605 AND LET HIM HAVE IT RIGHT IN THE BREADBASKET. 516 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,874 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO HANDLE THEM BABIES. 517 00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:55,908 YOU'LL LEARN. 518 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,143 POW, POW. 519 00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:08,154 YEAH, I EXPECT HE'LL BE AWAY FOR QUITE A LONG TIME. 520 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:12,725 OKAY, COME ON OVER. BRING YOUR CAMERA. RIGHT. 521 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:15,928 FARLEY COMING OVER? 522 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:18,097 YOU KIDDING? THIS IS FRONT-PAGE STUFF. 523 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,766 YEAH. 524 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:24,170 LISTEN, WHEN YOU TALK TO HIM, 525 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:26,773 UH, KIND OF SWING THE CREDIT TO WARREN 526 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,908 FOR THE CAPTURE THERE, WILL YOU? 527 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:32,011 SWING THE CREDIT TO WARREN? HE WASN'T EVEN CLOSE BY. 528 00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,746 YEAH, I KNOW, 529 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:37,617 BUT SOMETIMES IT DON'T HURT TO SHADE THINGS A LITTLE 530 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:40,086 WHEN YOU WANT TO HELP SOMEBODY. 531 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,856 YEAH, I SUPPOSE. 532 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:47,159 AFTER ALL, ANGE, I'VE HAD MY PLACE IN THE SUN HERE 533 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,728 FOR A LOT OF YEARS, 534 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:51,598 AND NOW A NICE FELLA LIKE THAT COMES ALONG. 535 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:55,602 A LITTLE PAT ON THE BACK WILL MAKE HIM FEEL GOOD. 536 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:01,007 IT'S HIS TOWN OUT THERE NOW, ANGE. 537 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:05,144 IT'S... IT'S NOT MINE. 538 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:11,484 WELL, I'LL SEE IF FARLEY'S COMING. 539 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,799 A TRUE LIVING LEGEND, THAT BARNEY FIFE. 540 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,835 I MEAN, HE'S SOMETHING, ISN'T HE, ANDY? 541 00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:31,170 YES, HE IS. 542 00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:33,806 HE REALLY IS. 36723

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