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HEY, FLOSS,
DOES THAT LOOK EVEN?
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OH, IT'S PERFECTO,
ANDY, PERFECTO.
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OH, WELL, HOW
ARE YOU KIDS DOING?
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WELL, FINE, JUST FINE.
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OH, GOOD, I THINK WE'RE
PRETTY WELL SET.
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NOW, WHERE'S THE LIST?
OH, HERE IT IS.
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NOW, LET'S SEE --
I GOT THE FOOD ORDERED,
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AND MOTHER'S GONNA
MAKE THE PUNCH.
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NOW, I CHECKED WITH THE BAND.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO NOW, FLOSS?
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WELL, WHY DON'T WE PITCH IN
AND HELP THE GIRLS HERE
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WITH THE NAME BADGES?
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ONCE WE'VE FINISHED WITH THEM,
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WE'LL BE IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE.
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NOW, ANDY,
THESE ARE THE LETTERS
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FROM THE PEOPLE
THAT ARE COMING.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK
IT'S AWFUL NICE
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OF YOU KIDS TO HELP US OUT.
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I MEAN, AFTER ALL,
IT ISN'T YOUR CLASS REUNION.
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WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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WE'RE GLAD TO HELP.
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HEY! OLD ALFRED KITCHERLY'S
COMING BACK.
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REMEMBER WHEN HE USED TO
DRIVE THAT OLD ESSEX
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WITH "HEY, TOOTS"
WRITTEN ON THE SIDE?
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OH, WASN'T HE THE ONE
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THAT BLEW UP
THE CHEMISTRY CLASS?
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YEAH.
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MM, SHARON DESPAIN.
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SEEMS TO ME
I REMEMBER THAT NAME.
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DIDN'T YOU USE TO
GO OUT WITH HER, ANDY?
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WE WERE IN CIVICS CLUB TOGETHER.
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LOT OF FOLKS I REMEMBER,
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
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YEAH, A LOT OF FOLKS
I REMEMBER.
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AH!
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HMM?
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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WHAT?
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GUESS WHO'S COMIN' BACK?
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WHO?
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BARNEY!
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BARNEY FIFE?
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OH, HOW MARVELOUS!
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HOW WONDERFUL!
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YEAH, HE'S DRIVIN' DOWN
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FROM RALEIGH ON FRIDAY.
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WELL, I'D BETTER GET
THE SPARE ROOM FIXED UP!
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AND I'D BETTER GET
SOME AIR FRESHENER.
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YOU KNOW HOW BARNEY IS
ABOUT AIR.
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AND I THINK I'D BETTER GET
SOME ANTI-ACID TABLETS.
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HE MIGHT FORGET HIS, HMM?
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WELL!
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GOOD TO SEE YOU!
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GOOD TO SEE YOU, ANGE.
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WELL, HOW YOU BEEN?
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OH, JUST FINE,
FINE, FINE.
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HOW YOU BEEN?
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I OUGHT TO GIVE YOU A
TICKET, YOU KNOW THAT?
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PARKING ON THE WRONG
SIDE OF THE ROAD.
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YEAH, YOU OUGHT TO,
AT THAT.
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WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
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HOW'S EVERYBODY?
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FINE, FINE, FINE.
YOURSELF?
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FINE. GOOD.
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WELL, WHAT IS THIS?
IS THIS A NEW CAR?
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YEAH, GOT MYSELF A CAR.
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WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED.
THAT'S SOMETHING!
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YEAH.
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HEY. WHAT IS
THIS, A '61?
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WELL, NO, IT'S A '60,
BUT IT'S A '61 GRILLE.
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OH, WELL,
THAT'S SHARP.
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WELL, I WAS GOING
TO BUY A NEW ONE
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BUT I FIGURED
WHAT THE HECK?
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LET SOMEBODY ELSE
TAKE THE DEPRECIATION.
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THE FIRST SIX YEARS
ARE MURDER, YOU KNOW.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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SURE IS A FINE-
LOOKING CAR.
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WELL...
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AH...
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WELL?
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HOW DOES IT LOOK TO YOU?
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YOU MEAN MAYBERRY?
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YEAH.
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NOT BAD, ANGE.
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NOT BAD AT ALL.
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YOU PEOPLE
THAT LIVE IN THE SMALL TOWNS
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YOU REALLY GOT IT MADE.
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YEAH, I GUESS.
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WELL, YOU WANNA...
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YEAH.
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YEAH...
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OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
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HERE COMES OLD
MAN CROWLEY.
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I WANT TO SEE THE
LOOK ON HIS FACE
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WHEN HE SEES I'M BACK.
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MR. CROWLEY.
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MORNIN', ANDY, BARNEY.
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WELL, HE'S GETTING OLD.
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YEAH, HE IS.
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MMM.
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WELL...
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WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED.
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YEAH.
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SAME OLD COURTHOUSE.
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YEAH, IT'S THE SAME
OLD COURTHOUSE.
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SAME OLD DESK.
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SAME OLD DESK.
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SAME CHAIR.
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SAME CHAIR.
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WELL, THIS IS
WHERE IT ALL BEGAN.
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YEAH.
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WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING NOW, BARN?
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YOU STILL WITH THE
STATE TRAFFIC?
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OH, NO, NO.
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I GOT THAT PROMOTION,
I'M MOVING UP.
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
I'M WAY UP THERE NOW.
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I GOT THE BIG JOB.
I'M IN THE PRINTS.
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IN THE PRINTS?
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FINGERPRINTS!
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I'M IN CHARGE OF
A WHOLE SECTION-- "N" TO "R."
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"NAB" TO "RESISKY."
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THAT'S THE HOT SECTION,
YOU KNOW.
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NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
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OH, YEAH.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY IT IS
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BUT YOUR BIGGEST
CRIMINAL ELEMENTS
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FALL RIGHT BETWEEN
THOSE TWO LETTERS, "N" TO "R."
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BOY, THE STORIES
I COULD TELL YOU!
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I BET YOU COULD.
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SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD JOB.
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MMM. 95 BIG ONES A WEEK,
PLUS 125 AT CHRISTMAS.
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NO KIDDING.
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HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH YOU?
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AH...
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YOU KNOW, THE SAME.
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YEAH.
YEAH.
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CAN'T COMPLAIN.
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YEAH.
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WELL, I, UH...
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HEARD YOU GOT YOURSELF
A NEW DEPUTY.
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YEAH, YEAH.
WARREN FERGUSON.
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MM-HMM. GOOD. GOOD.
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SO, THE BIG REUNION'S
TOMORROW NIGHT, HUH?
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YEAH. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
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A LOT OF THE GANG
GOING TO BE THERE?
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YEAH, YEAH.
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KITCHERLY'S COMING,
PETERSON, RAYBURN.
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UH-HUH.
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HOW ABOUT, UH... THE GIRLS?
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SOME OF THEM ARE COMING.
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MM-HMM.
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WELL, IT'S NICE
TO SEE THE OLD GANG
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EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
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'COURSE, YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO SEE THEM EVERY DAY
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BUT YOU KNOW,
ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS
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JUST TO COMPARE NOTES,
SEE HOW THEY'RE DOING.
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WHAT THEY'VE MADE OF THEMSELVES.
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WHO MADE IT.
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Both: WHO DIDN'T.
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YEAH, IT'S NICE. YEAH.
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THELMA LOU COMING?
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WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HER YET.
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SHE MOVED
OUT OF TOWN
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ABOUT A MONTH
AFTER YOU LEFT.
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SHE MIGHT SHOW UP THOUGH.
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MMM.
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YEAH, SHE WAS A CUTE KID.
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YEAH.
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SHE WAS PRETTY FOND OF YOU,
YOU KNOW THAT?
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SHE WAS CRAZY ABOUT ME
IS WHAT SHE WAS.
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YEAH, I GUESS IT SHOOK HER UP
PRETTY BAD WHEN I LEFT TOWN.
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YEAH.
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SEE, WE FIXED IT
ALL UP FOR YOU.
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OH, NOW, I SURE HATE
TO PUT YOU FOLKS
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TO ALL THIS TROUBLE.
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BARNEY, WE WOULDN'T HAVE IT
ANY OTHER WAY!
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I COULD HAVE STAYED
AT THE HOTEL JUST AS EASY.
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NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
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JUST SLAP IT
ON THE OLD CREDIT CARD.
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I JOINED ONE OF THEM.
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YOU ARE COMING
UP, AREN'T YOU?
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WELL, A MAN CHANGES
WITH THE TIMES.
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HERE'S YOUR NIGHT
LIGHT, BARNEY.
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WELL, I, UH, HOPE YOU DIDN'T
PUT THAT IN JUST FOR ME.
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I MEAN, I CAN...
TAKE 'EM OR LEAVE 'EM.
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WE THOUGHT WE'D
JUST PUT ONE IN.
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BARNEY, DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE A REST?
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OH, NO, NO,
I'M FINE.
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LISTEN, I BROUGHT ALONG
A FEW LITTLE THINGS.
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OH...!
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NOW, A LITTLE
SOMETHING HERE...
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HERE YOU ARE, OPE.
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GEE, BARNEY!
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THANKS!
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THAT'S ONE OF
THE OFFICIAL INK PADS
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WE USE
AT THE PRINT DEPARTMENT.
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OFFICIAL?!
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YEAH.
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WELL, GEE, BARNEY,
THANKS A LOT!
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OH, BARNEY,
NOW, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!
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LET'S SEE.
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OH! HANDKERCHIEFS!
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OH, THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL!
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OH, AREN'T THEY NICE?
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THEY'RE IMPORTED.
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WELL, I CAN SEE THAT!
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COME FROM TIJUANA.
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OH, BARNEY,
THAT WAS SO THOUGHTFUL.
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ANGE.
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AW...!
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OPEN IT, PA.
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WELL, I'M GOING TO.
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OOH! A TIE CLIP!
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Andy:
OHH...!
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GEE, THANKS.
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WELL, NOW
YOU CAN WEAR THAT
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WHEN YOU GET DRESSED UP
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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WELL, I WILL!
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A LOT OF PEOPLE
CLIP 'EM
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RIGHT ON THE FRONT
OF THEIR SHIRT.
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IT'S SMART.
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WELL...
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HUH?
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NOW, BARNEY, I KNOW YOU WANT
TO GET SOME REST.
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WE HAVEN'T PLANNED
ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR TONIGHT.
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HELEN'S COMING OVER
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AND WE'RE GOING
TO SIT AROUND AND TALK.
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OH, THAT'S
JUST FINE.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW,
ANDY AND OPIE, GO ON.
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YOU SHOO OUT.
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GO ON.
GO ON, OPE.
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BYE, BARNEY!
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GET SOME REST.
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YOU HAD A LONG DRIVE.
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WELL...
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WELL, THAT WAS
SOME MEAL, HUH?
237
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YEAH. AUNT BEE
REALLY LAID IT ON THE TABLE
238
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TONIGHT, DIDN'T SHE?
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IT WAS DELICIOUS.
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YEAH, BOY.
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SAY, HELEN LOOKS GOOD.
SHE LOOKS DIFFERENT.
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SHE GOT HER HAIR
MUNCHED UP, YOU KNOW.
243
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ANYTHING COOKIN'
WITH YOU TWO?
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OH, YOU KNOW, SORT OF...
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YEAH, YEAH.
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YEAH.
247
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,878
AH! SMELL THAT
HONEYSUCKLE.
248
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,212
MMM. NICE.
249
00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,016
Helen:
I'LL GET IT.
250
00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,152
THANKS, HELEN.
251
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,987
WELL, YOU WANNA...
252
00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,055
YEAH.
253
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,391
SO, THINGS
ARE REALLY SWINGING FOR YOU
254
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,993
UP THERE IN RALEIGH, HUH?
255
00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,227
OH, YEAH.
256
00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,229
YOU OUGHT TO POP
UP THERE SOMETIME.
257
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:59,399
YOU COULD STAY THERE AT THE "Y"
WITH ME AS MY GUEST.
258
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,701
MAYBE I'LL DO THAT.
259
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:01,969
I GOT A CORNER ROOM NOW.
260
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,370
HMM.
261
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:06,740
I GUESS YOU GOT
A PRETTY BIG SOCIAL LIFE, HUH?
262
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,409
OH, YEAH,
THAT PHONE NEVER STOPS RINGING.
263
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,279
I'M UP AND DOWN THAT HALL
ALL NIGHT LONG.
264
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,783
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS
FOR A SINGLE GUY IN A BIG CITY.
265
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,885
FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF.
266
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,286
YEAH.
267
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,121
JUST GO, GO, GO.
268
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:24,157
YEAH, JUST GO, GO, GO.
269
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,761
YEAH.
270
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,699
MMM.
271
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,737
THELMA LOU'S NOT COMING, HUH?
272
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,271
GEE, I DON'T GUESS SO.
273
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,741
WELL...
274
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,676
THAT'S TOO BAD.
275
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,979
SHE'D GET A KICK OUT OF SEEING
HOW I'VE COME UP IN THE WORLD.
276
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,247
YEAH.
277
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,253
YOU STILL SWEET ON HER?
278
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,122
OH, NO! NO.
279
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,693
NO, NO, ONCE IT'S GONE,
IT'S GONE, ANGE.
280
00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,061
YOU CAN'T GO BACK.
281
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:04,031
MMM.
282
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,399
'COURSE...
283
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,736
SOMETIMES A MAN WONDERS.
284
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:12,172
YEAH.
285
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,808
WELL, I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO TOMORROW NIGHT.
286
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:18,078
YEAH, I AM, TOO. YEAH.
287
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,080
GOOD OLD MAYBERRY HIGH SCHOOL,
HUH?
288
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,782
YEAH, A GOOD SCHOOL.
289
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,918
WE HAD SOME FINE TIMES THERE,
DIDN'T WE?
290
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:27,187
YES, A GOOD OLD SCHOOL.
291
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,993
* MMM, MMM
292
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,328
* UNION HIGH
293
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:39,066
Both:
* VICTORY IS YOURS WELL NIGH
294
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:43,737
* WE'LL HIT THE LINE
FOR POINTS EVERY TIME *
295
00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:50,143
* THE ORANGE AND BLUE
WILL TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY *
296
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:54,147
* AND WHEN THE VICTORY'S WON
297
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:58,485
* YOU'LL BE OUR FAVORITE SON
298
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:05,125
* PROUD WAVES YOUR BANNER
IN THE SKY *
299
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:14,367
* MAYBERRY UNION HIGH.
300
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,873
IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO,
YOU KNOW THAT?
301
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,141
YEAH.
302
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,043
SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY.
303
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,111
YEAH.
304
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,545
THAT WAS FLOSS.
305
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,181
SHE JUST GOT A TELEGRAM
ALL THE WAY FROM JACKSONVILLE.
306
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,249
GUESS WHO'S COMING?
307
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,250
WHO?
308
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,351
THELMA LOU!
309
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,486
SHE IS?!
310
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,522
WELL, AIN'T THAT SOMETHING!
311
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,957
HOW ABOUT THAT, ANGE?!
312
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,191
SHE'S COMIN'!
313
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,860
OLD THEL'S COMIN'.
314
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,495
I'LL BET ANYTHING
SHE HEARD I WAS GONNA BE HERE!
315
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,939
COME ON, BARN, WE'RE GOING
TO BE LATE!
316
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,173
OKAY, I'M COMING!
317
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,842
HE HASN'T CHANGED MUCH.
318
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,244
STILL THE SLOWEST MAN
IN THE WORLD.
319
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,311
THERE YOU ARE.
320
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,080
YEAH!
LOOK ALL RIGHT?
321
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,514
INDEED YOU DO.
322
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,084
YOU ALWAYS LOOK GOOD
WITH THAT SUIT ON, PA.
323
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,853
THANKS.
324
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,387
WELL, THERE HE IS.
325
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,256
SORRY I TOOK
SO LONG, ANGE.
326
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,924
YOU SURE DO LOOK GOOD.
327
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,125
WELL, THANKS.
328
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,961
GEE, THAT SUIT LOOKS BETTER
329
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,328
THAN EVER, BARNEY.
330
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:18,398
OF COURSE, I BOUGHT ME
ONE OF THEM ITALIAN SUITS
331
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,599
TO WEAR IN RALEIGH,
332
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,369
BUT FOR DANCING,
THIS ONE'S JUST PERFECT.
333
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,972
YOU KNOW,
FOR THE DIPS AND EVERYTHING.
334
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,107
WELL, A SHIRT
WITH YOUR INITIALS
335
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,375
ON IT, HUH?
336
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,977
Aunt Bee:
WELL, YOU BOTH
LOOK FINE,
337
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:33,847
LIKE TWO HIGH SCHOOL BOYS
OFF TO YOUR FIRST PROM.
338
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,148
WELL... YOU READY?
339
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,449
YEAH, ALL SET.
340
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,584
WELL, LET'S GO.
341
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,186
YOU BOYS
DRIVE CAREFULLY.
342
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,587
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
343
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,189
DON'T STAY OUT
TOO LATE.
344
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,523
WE WON'T, MAMA.
345
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,959
NOT TOO LATE. BYE.
346
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,897
[ PLAYING
"CHATTANOOGA CHOO
347
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,599
ORCHESTRA
SOUNDS GOOD, HUH?
348
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,667
MM-HMM.
349
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,535
YEAH.
350
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,175
MRS. HOSTEL PLAYS REGULARLY
WITH THEM NOW,
351
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,676
DOESN'T SHE?
352
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:40,013
YEAH, EXCEPT ON
FRIDAY NIGHTS WHEN
THE LIBRARY'S OPEN.
353
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,322
MY, I'M ANXIOUS
TO SEE THELMA LOU.
354
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,391
YEAH. IT'LL BE
LIKE OLD TIMES.
355
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,961
YOU AND ME,
THELMA LOU AND BARNEY.
356
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,228
WHERE IS BARNEY?
357
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:58,198
HE'S OVER THERE TALKING
TO HIS OLD TEACHERS.
358
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,633
OF COURSE, IT'S A WHOLE
NEW WORLD UP THERE.
359
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,470
I MEAN, IT'S SO DIFFERENT,
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN.
360
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,206
IT'S ALL AUTOMATION,
COMPUTERS AND ELECTRONICS.
361
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,976
I GOT PROBABLY THE MOST
IMPORTANT SECTION, "N" TO "R."
362
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,979
A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY,
BUT THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT.
363
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,114
DO YOU HAVE TO DO ANY
SPELLING IN THAT JOB?
364
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,348
NO, NOT MUCH.
365
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,950
HOW DO YOU SPELL
"NECESSARY"?
366
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,118
"NECESSARY."
367
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,519
WELL, N-E-C...
368
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:23,090
WELL, LOOK, I GOT AN ASSISTANT
THAT DOES ALL THAT.
369
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,959
BARNEY WAS MORE INTERESTED
IN FOOTBALL ANYWAY.
370
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,727
THAT'S RIGHT, MISS FENTON.
371
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,362
ALL THE CONTACT SPORTS.
372
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,631
DO YOU STILL GET
NOSEBLEEDS, BARNEY?
373
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,100
WELL...
374
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,501
Woman:
HELEN!
375
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,469
OH, I'D BETTER
GO HELP FLOSS.
376
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,504
OH, WELL...
377
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,425
UH...
378
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,428
EXCUSE ME. I WANT...
379
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,263
ANGE, WHAT TIME IS IT?
380
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,298
I DON'T KNOW.
ABOUT, UH...
381
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,633
10:30.
382
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,436
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
SHE'LL SHOW UP.
383
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,570
WHO?
384
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,039
THELMA LOU.
385
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,307
I WASN'T EVEN
THINKING ABOUT HER.
386
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,375
OH.
387
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:22,515
ANGE, IS THAT
BONNIE JOHNSON?
388
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,783
OH, YEAH.
389
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,653
BOY, SHE SURE PUT THE
WEIGHT ON, DIDN'T SHE?
390
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,556
YEAH, SHE ALWAYS WAS
KIND OF HEFTY, REMEMBER?
391
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,624
YEAH. WELL, WHEN
SHE GOT MARRIED
392
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,260
SHE STOPPED
FIGHTING IT.
393
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,527
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.
394
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,297
YEAH.
395
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,371
HEY, BARN.
396
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,306
HMM.
397
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,213
WHY...
398
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,714
IT'S OL' THEL.
399
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,817
YEAH.
400
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,386
EXCUSE ME, ANGE.
401
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,453
YEAH.
402
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,626
BARNEY...
403
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,496
BARNEY, BARNEY, BARNEY.
404
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,231
HOW ARE YOU?
405
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,600
YOU... YOU'RE
LOOKING WONDERFUL.
406
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,836
WELL... THANKS.
407
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,405
GEE... YOU'LL
NEVER KNOW
408
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,274
HOW OFTEN I'VE THOUGHT
ABOUT YOU, BARNEY.
409
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:25,178
I... THOUGHT A LOT
ABOUT YOU, TOO, THEL.
410
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,214
WELL...
411
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,716
IT'S WONDERFUL
TO SEE YOU.
412
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,451
YOU LOOK JUST...
413
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,420
WELL... WONDERFUL.
414
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,787
THANKS.
415
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,126
UH...
416
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:43,396
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
417
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,697
ALL RIGHT.
418
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,744
YOU KNOW, THEL, I...
I REALLY FELT BAD
419
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,447
ABOUT NOT WRITING
TO YOU ALL THAT TIME
420
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,316
BUT YOU JUST
CAN'T IMAGINE
HOW BUSY I'VE BEEN.
421
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,218
WELL, THAT'S
ALL RIGHT, BARNEY.
422
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,286
I UNDERSTAND.
423
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,887
WELL, A LOT
OF BIG THINGS
424
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,357
HAVE BEEN HAPPENING
FOR ME CAREER-WISE.
425
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,359
GEE, THAT SOUNDS
PRETTY EXCITING.
426
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,493
YEAH.
427
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,628
THE FUTURE LOOKS
PRETTY ROSY.
428
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:18,731
LOOKS PRETTY ROSY.
429
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,501
YOU DO LOOK
SORT OF DIFFERENT.
430
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,835
SUCCESSFUL.
431
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,305
OH, WELL, I...
432
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,340
WELL! INITIALS.
433
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,875
OH...
434
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,378
YEAH, WELL, IF I
WAS STAYING LONGER
435
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,314
I WOULD'VE BROUGHT ONE
OF MY ITALIAN SUITS.
436
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,416
YOU KNOW, POCKETS
ON THE SLANT.
437
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:40,153
YES, I'VE SEEN THEM.
438
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,322
THELMA LOU!
439
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,756
OH, HI, FLOSS!
440
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,758
OH, DID YOU
JUST GET HERE?
441
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,260
JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO.
442
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,628
WELL, COME ALONG WITH ME
443
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,763
TO REGISTER
AND GET YOUR NAME BADGE.
444
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,465
EXCUSE US
A MINUTE, BARNEY.
445
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,767
I'LL BE BACK
IN A FEW MINUTES.
446
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,379
WHERE'S THELMA LOU?
447
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,248
WELL, SHE'LL
BE RIGHT BACK.
448
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,782
FLOSS GOT
A HOLD OF HER.
449
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:10,917
OH.
450
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,685
WELL, HOW'S
SHE LOOK TO YOU?
451
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,387
WELL, SHE LOOKS
JUST GREAT.
452
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,755
WELL, YOU
SAW HER, ANGE.
453
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,790
SHE LOOKS GREAT,
DON'T YOU THINK?
454
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,326
YES, SHE DOES.
455
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,194
IS, UM...
IS IT STILL THERE?
456
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,829
WELL, I'M NOT
SAYING IT IS
457
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,731
AND I'M NOT
SAYING IT AIN'T.
458
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,966
I AIN'T GONNA RUSH
INTO ANYTHING.
459
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,935
I TELL YOU ONE
THING, THOUGH.
460
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,803
SHE'S STILL
CRAZY ABOUT ME.
461
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,938
YEAH.
462
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,207
I CAN TELL.
463
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,842
HEY.
464
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,313
ANDY.
465
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,448
HI, THELMA LOU.
466
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,683
HOW ARE YOU?
FINE.
467
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,886
ANDY TAYLOR, BARNEY FIFE,
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY HUSBAND,
468
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,655
GERALD WHITFIELD.
469
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,956
HOW DO YOU DO?
470
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,291
HI.
471
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,992
NICE TO KNOW YOU.
472
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,529
WELL, GEE, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE MARRIED, THELMA LOU.
473
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,797
UH, WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?
474
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,499
SIX WEEKS AGO.
475
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,734
Andy:
OH, SIX WEEKS, HUH?
476
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,504
WELL, THAT'S...
THAT'S WONDERFUL.
477
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,539
JUST... JUST WONDERFUL.
478
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:09,309
ISN'T THAT
WONDERFUL, BARN?
479
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,512
YEAH, THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL.
480
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,994
YOU ALL RIGHT?
481
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,329
ALL RIGHT.
482
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,530
JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
483
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,265
JUST GO ON,
ENJOY THE PARTY.
484
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,934
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
I'M GETTING ALONG FINE.
485
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,703
I'M GETTING ALONG
JUST FINE.
486
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,672
I'M SORRY, BARN.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A SHOCK.
487
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,007
SURE IT WAS A SHOCK!
488
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,010
SO WHAT? IT WASN'T
THE FIRST ONE IN MY LIFE.
489
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,745
IT WON'T BE THE LAST.
490
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,747
THAT'S THE WAY
LIFE IS, ANGE.
491
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:51,351
IT'S A ROUGH LIFE.
YOU CAN'T CRY ABOUT IT.
492
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:54,621
SHE WAS THE ONLY GIRL
I EVER LOVED, ANGE.
493
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,889
SHE'S THE ONLY ONE
I EVER WILL LOVE.
494
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,325
I HAD PLANS.
495
00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,826
I HAD BIG PLANS.
496
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,561
NOW, COME ON, BARN.
497
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,596
OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, ANGE.
498
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:04,897
I'LL GET OVER IT.
499
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,700
IF I CAN'T DO IT ONE WAY,
I'LL DO IT ANOTHER.
500
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,436
IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO GET DRUNK
501
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,837
YOU WON'T DO IT THAT WAY.
502
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,405
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
503
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,475
THERE'S NOTHING
IN THE PUNCH
BUT FRUIT JUICE.
504
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:18,378
WHO'S TRYING TO GET DRUNK?
505
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:21,648
I'M JUST THIRSTY,
THAT'S ALL.
506
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,983
HOW IS IT, ANDY?
IS IT A NICE PARTY?
507
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,552
ARE YOU ENJOYING
YOURSELF?
508
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:26,953
YEAH, VERY MUCH, FLOSS.
509
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,088
OOH, IT IS.
OH, ISN'T IT EXCITING
510
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,990
ABOUT THELMA LOU
GETTING MARRIED?
511
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,959
OH, I THINK
HER HUSBAND
IS SO CUTE.
512
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,327
ISN'T HE
JUST A DOLL?
513
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,462
WE MET HIM.
514
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,730
HE'S GOT A GOOD
JOB, TOO, YOU KNOW.
515
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,866
HE'S FOREMAN ON
A WRECKING CREW.
516
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,334
OH, THERE'S NETTIE.
517
00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:43,336
NETTIE DEAR,
COME HERE, DEAR.
518
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:46,373
HERE'S SOMEONE
THAT I BET YOU
DON'T REMEMBER.
519
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,541
NETTIE ALBRIGHT.
WHO, ME? COMING!
520
00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:49,942
HOW ARE YOU, NETTIE?
521
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,512
I SEE YOU'RE A BLONDE NOW.
522
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,449
BARNEY FIFE.
523
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,051
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
WANTING TO TALK TO YOU.
524
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:02,355
JUST WONDERFUL THINGS
HAVE BEEN HAPPENING TO YOU.
525
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:04,391
YOU GOT THAT BIG JOB
UP IN RALEIGH
526
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:05,758
AND YOU'RE DOING SO WELL.
527
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,028
WELL, YEAH, I GUESS SO.
528
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:11,598
WELL, IT'S NO SURPRISE TO ME.
529
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,065
IT ISN'T?
530
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,735
OH, NO.
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU'D DO WELL
531
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,036
EVEN BACK AT UNION.
532
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:20,473
OH, I HAD SUCH FAITH IN YOU,
YOU CAN'T IMAGINE.
533
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,809
YOU DID?
534
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:26,513
AS A MATTER OF FACT...
WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THIS NOW.
535
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,680
BACK AT SCHOOL
536
00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,482
YOU WERE ALWAYS
MY IDOL.
537
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:30,983
I WANTED
TO VOTE FOR YOU
538
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,486
FOR THE ONE
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED
539
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,422
BUT THEY TALKED ME
OUT OF IT.
540
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,493
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, NETTIE?
541
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,795
YOU LOOK BETTER AS A BLONDE.
542
00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,964
WELL, I DO HAVE MORE FUN.
543
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:47,800
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
544
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,869
OH, BARNEY, I'D LOVE TO.
545
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:51,771
EXCUSE US,
WILL YOU, ANGE?
546
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,072
SURE.
547
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,642
YEAH, LOTS BEEN GOING
ON UP THERE IN RALEIGH.
548
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,043
OF COURSE,
IT'S A BIG TOWN.
549
00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:58,745
LOT OF WILD LIFE, YOU KNOW.
550
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,647
JUST GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
551
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:11,123
* PROUD WAVES YOUR BANNER
IN THE SKY *
552
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:20,767
* MAYBERRY UNION HIGH.
553
00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,809
WELL, IT WAS QUITE
AN EVENIN', WASN'T IT?
554
00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,878
YEAH, QUITE AN EVENIN'.
555
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,546
YEAH.
556
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,183
GEE, THAT WAS SOMETHIN',
557
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:39,786
ABOUT THELMA LOU BEIN' MARRIED,
WASN'T IT?
558
00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:42,054
YEAH.
559
00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:48,861
DID YOU GET A GOOD LOOK
AT THAT NETTIE ALBRIGHT?
560
00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,097
YEAH, SHE'S REALLY
SOMETHIN', ISN'T SHE?
561
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,499
YOU COULD SAY THAT AGAIN.
562
00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,100
LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE
A CONNECTION THERE.
563
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,969
WELL, I THINK SHE'S HAD IT
FOR ME FOR A LONG TIME.
564
00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:58,638
SHE'S A NICE KID.
565
00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,239
YOU KNOW, SHE LIVES
RIGHT THERE IN ASHEVILLE.
566
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,074
THAT'S JUST A FEW HOURS
FROM RALEIGH.
567
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,810
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
DRIVE UP THERE SOMETIME?
568
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,878
WELL, I WILL, IF I EVER
GET THE TIME.
569
00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:08,715
'COURSE, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS
UP THERE IN RALEIGH.
570
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,983
IT'S WILD, JUST GO, GO, GO,
ALL THE TIME.
571
00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:12,752
YEAH.
572
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,488
YEAH.
573
00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:17,824
WANT TO GO IN?
574
00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:20,760
YEAH.
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