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ANDY, DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED
TO CLARA CARTWRIGHT?
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NO. WHAT?
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GOT A JOB.
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OH.
FROM THE WAY YOU SAID IT,
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I THOUGHT SHE GOT RUN OVER
OR SOMETHING.
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NO. SHE GOT A JOB AT THE BAKERY
THREE DAYS A WEEK.
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OH.
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SHE'S OLDER THAN I AM,
YOU KNOW, ANDY.
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GOOD.
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HER BIRTHDAY'S AUGUST 21st,
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AND MINE IS MARCH 17th.
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THAT'S JUST 4 DAYS SHORT
OF 7 MONTHS.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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THAT MOON MULLINS
IS SOMETHING.
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THERE SHE WAS,
STARING AT THE FOUR WALLS.
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HER CHILDREN ARE GROWN,
YOU KNOW,
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AND IT DOESN'T TAKE HER ANY TIME
TO DO HER HOUSEWORK.
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SHE WANTED TO BE ACTIVE.
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I THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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YOU DO?
MM.
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ANDY, TURN TO PAGE 7
IN THE OTHER SECTION.
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IN THE OTHER SECTION.
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PAGE 7.
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NOW,
LOOK AT THE WANT-ADS.
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WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF THEM
TODAY.
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LOOK. JUST AT -- THE THIRD ONE
FROM THE BOTTOM.
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I PUT A CROSS THERE.
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WANTED -- FEMALE,
EASY PART-TIME WORK,
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AFTERNOONS, APPLY IN PERSON,
177 MAIN STREET.
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THAT'S HANSON'S
OLD PRINT SHOP.
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DON'T TELL ME SOMEBODY'S GOING
TO OPEN THAT THING UP AGAIN.
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THEY MUST BE, ANDY.
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YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT GOING
DOWN THERE LOOKING FOR A JOB.
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WELL, WHY NOT, ANDY?
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IT'S ONLY
IN THE AFTERNOONS.
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I WOULDN'T BE NEGLECTING
THE HOUSEWORK.
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IT'D BE FUN, ANDY.
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OH, AUNT BEA,
I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ALL RIGHT
FOR CLARA CARTWRIGHT
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TO TAKE A JOB.
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WELL, YEAH,
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
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ANY EXPERIENCE
IN THE BUSINESS WORLD.
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ANDY, WE'RE OFTEN UNAWARE
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OF THE CAPABILITIES
OF THOSE CLOSEST TO US.
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WELL...
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OH. HELLO, VIOLET ROSE.
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WELL, HI, THERE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WELL, I CAME BY
ANSWERING THE AD.
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FOR THE JOB?
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YES.
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OH.
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OH.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING
AT THE COAL COMPANY.
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NO. I LEFT.
IT WAS SO FAR OUT OF TOWN.
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I'D RATHER BE HERE
ON MAIN STREET
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IN THE HEART OF THINGS.
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YOU KNOW,
WHERE THE ACTION IS.
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WHO'S NEXT?
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SHE WAS.
I WAS.
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THIS WAY, PLEASE.
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WELL, THANK YOU,
MR. KINGSLEY.
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YOU, UH,
HAVE MY NUMBER.
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YES, AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
MISS SHUMACKER.
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GOOD LUCK.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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SHE SEEMED RATHER BRIGHT,
DON'T YOU THINK?
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LET'S TALK TO
THE NEXT APPLICANT.
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HELLO.
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WOULD YOU STEP IN,
PLEASE?
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YES. CERTAINLY.
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MAY I INTRODUCE MYSELF?
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I'M RALPH KINGSLEY.
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I'M BEATRICE TAYLOR.
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THIS IS MY PARTNER,
ARNOLD FINCH.
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HOW DO YOU DO?
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HELLO, MR. FINCH.
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WON'T YOU SIT DOWN,
PLEASE, MISS TAYLOR?
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TELL US SOMETHING
ABOUT YOURSELF.
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FORMER JOBS AND SO FORTH,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
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WELL, MR. KINGSLEY,
I'M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
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AFTER ALL,
HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY,
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DON'T YOU THINK?
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OH, YES, YES, HONESTY.
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OF COURSE.
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ADMIRABLE QUALITY.
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WELL, I HAVEN'T WORKED
IN A NUMBER OF YEARS
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AND I DON'T TYPE
AND I DON'T TAKE DICTATION
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AND I'M NOT VERY GOOD
AT FIGURES.
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THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE IS THAT
I HAVE SO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS.
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YOU SEE, I LIVE WITH
MY NEPHEW AND HIS SON
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AND THEY'RE LOVELY PEOPLE
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BUT THEY'RE GONE
MOST OF THE DAY.
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AND IT DOESN'T TAKE ME ANY TIME
TO DO MY HOUSEWORK
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AND THERE I AM
STARING AT THE FOUR WALLS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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YES.
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A-ANDY.
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ANDY.
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I GOT THE JOB.
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YOU DID?
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YES. MR. FINCH
AND MR. KINGSLEY SAID
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I WAS JUST THE PERSON
THEY WERE LOOKING FOR.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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AND GUESS WHO I BEAT OUT
OF THE JOB.
WHO?
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VIOLET ROSE SHUMACKER.
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FROM THE COAL COMPANY?
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YES, THAT STUCK-UP ONE.
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WELL, I CERTAINLY AM HAPPY
FOR YOU, AUNT BEE.
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AND THEY ARE IN THE
PRINTING BUSINESS, HUH?
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YES, AND WORKS OUT PERFECTLY.
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THE HOURS ARE FROM 1:00 TO 4:00,
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AND THEY'RE GOING TO PAY ME
$30 A WEEK.
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THIRTY DOLLARS?
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO,
AUNT BEE?
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PRACTICALLY NOTHING.
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I JUST ANSWER THE PHONE
AND TAKE SOME ORDERS.
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IT'S A MUCH BETTER JOB
THAN CLARA CARTWRIGHT'S.
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SHE HAS HER HANDS
IN DOUGH ALL DAY.
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I'D BETTER HURRY.
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I START TOMORROW. GOODBYE.
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GOOD LUCK, AUNT BEE.
BYE.
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WELL, THAT'S GREAT.
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WELL, I CERTAINLY WISH
THOSE FELLAS A LOT OF LUCK.
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OLD MAN HANSON WENT
BROKE OVER THERE.
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FELLAS BEFORE HIM
DIDN'T DO MUCH BETTER.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MISMANAGEMENT,
ANDY.
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A GOOD PRINTING SHOP
CAN BE A MONEY-MAKING THING.
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MM. ARNOLD,
YOU'RE AN ARTIST.
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IT IS NICE, ISN'T IT?
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GETTING
A LOT BETTER DETAIL.
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THANKS.
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I SENT OUT WORD THAT WE'RE
BACK IN BUSINESS AGAIN.
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DO YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT IN THIS TOWN, RALPH?
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BETTER THAN EVER.
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WITH OUR LITTLE LADY,
MISS TAYLOR, OUT FRONT,
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THIS WHOLE THING
WILL TAKE ON
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A COMPLETE AIR
OF RESPECTABILITY.
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WELL, UH, LET'S PRINT UP
SOME MONEY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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NO, NO.
LEAVE IT ON.
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REALLY?
IT BINDS ME.
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LEAVE IT ON.
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SHH.
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IT'S THE POLICE.
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YOU COVER ME.
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I'LL GO OUT
AND TALK TO HIM.
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YES?
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UH, ARE YOU MR. KINGSLEY?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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MY NAME IS TAYLOR.
I'M THE SHERIFF.
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OH?
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AND I JUST CAME OVER
TO WELCOME YOU TO TOWN.
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OH. THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, SHERIFF.
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YEAH, WE'RE ALWAYS
VERY HAPPY
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TO WELCOME NEW BUSINESS
TO MAYBERRY.
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AND, UH,
ONE OTHER THING.
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I WANTED TO THANK YOU
FOR HIRING MY AUNT BEE.
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SHE'S VERY EXCITED
ABOUT THE JOB.
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YOUR AUNT BEE?
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OH, YOU MEAN MISS TAYLOR
IS YOUR...?
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SHE'S MY AUNT.
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WELL,
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
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THAT NICE LADY
WHO WORKS FOR US
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IS THE AUNT OF A SHERIFF.
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ISN'T THAT NICE?
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LISTEN, SHE DOESN'T HAVE
A WORLD OF EXPERIENCE,
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BUT I KNOW THAT SHE'LL
DO HER VERY BEST
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TO DO A GOOD JOB FOR YOU.
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WELL, GOOD. GOOD.
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JUST TELL HER WHAT
YOU WANT HER TO DO,
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AND SHE'LL DO IT.
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THAT'S WONDERFUL TO KNOW.
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OH, ARNOLD.
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YES?
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WE HAVE A VISITOR.
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PUT AWAY WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING
AND POP OUT HERE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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I DON'T MEAN TO
TAKE UP YOUR TIME.
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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OH, UH, SHERIFF,
MAY I PRESENT MY PARTNER?
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MR. ARNOLD FINCH.
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SHERIFF DROPPED IN
TO WELCOME US TO MAYBERRY.
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OH.
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WELL, JUST DON'T
STAND THERE.
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COME ON OUT AND SAY HELLO
TO THE SHERIFF.
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WELL, HOW DO YOU DO?
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IT'S VERY NICE
TO MEET YOU.
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YOU KNOW SOMETHING ELSE,
ARNOLD?
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WHAT?
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MISS TAYLOR
IS THE SHERIFF'S AUNT.
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HIS AUNT?
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ISN'T THAT
A HAPPY COINCIDENCE?
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YES, YES. HIS AUNT?
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WHY, THAT'S GREAT.
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WELL, I BETTER BE RUNNING ALONG.
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IF THERE'S EVER ANYTHING
ANY OF US CAN DO,
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JUST LET US KNOW.
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WE CERTAINLY WILL.
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BYE.
GOODBYE, SIR.
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RALPH, I THINK WE
SHOULD HAVE HIRED
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VIOLET ROSE SHUMACKER.
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NO.
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WE COULDN'T BE
IN BETTER HANDS.
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MR. KINGSLEY.
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OH, MISS TAYLOR,
RIGHT ON TIME, I SEE.
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YES. I LIKE TO BE PROMPT.
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MISS TAYLOR,
ABOUT COMING IN THE BACK ROOM,
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MR. FINCH
IS SOMETHING OF AN ARTIST
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AND HE GETS VERY NERVOUS
WHEN HE'S DISTURBED.
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OH, NO, I WON'T DISTURB HIM.
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I UNDERSTAND ABOUT ARTISTS.
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WHAT I WANTED
TO SEE YOU ABOUT
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IS THAT I HAVE
AN ORDER FOR YOU.
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AN ORDER?
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I CALLED A FRIEND
AND I SOLD HER
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TWO DOZEN SHEETS OF
BLUE LINEN STATIONARY
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WITH HER INITIALS
AND A ROSE.
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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE
TO ALL THIS TROUBLE.
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THAT'S NO TROUBLE AT ALL.
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I WANT TO BE ALL
THE HELP I CAN.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I'VE GOT ANOTHER ORDER.
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I'LL WRITE IT UP.
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ANOTHER ORDER?
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100 BUSINESS CARDS
FOR MY NEPHEW.
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IT'LL SURPRISE HIM.
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OF COURSE. YES.
THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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OH, GOOD AFTERNOON.
MAY I HELP YOU?
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YEAH.
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MY NAME IS CLARK.
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YOU GOT WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENTS
FOR ME?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
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I'LL HAVE TO ASK
MR. KINGSLEY.
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MR. KINGSLEY.
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YES?
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MR. CLARK IS HERE FOR
WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENTS.
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OF COURSE.
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00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,431
BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT.
240
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,100
HE'LL BRING THEM
RIGHT OUT.
241
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,402
THE ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR
YOURSELF, MR. CLARK?
242
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,837
HUH?
243
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,338
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
244
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,040
OH, CONGRATULATIONS.
245
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:49,142
WHEN IS THE HAPPY DAY?
246
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,443
THURSDAY, I GUESS.
247
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,880
UH, I MEAN, UH,
THAT'S WHAT IT IS -- THURSDAY.
248
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,314
OH, YOU BRIDEGROOMS.
249
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,749
YOU'RE ALL ALIKE.
250
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,786
HERE YOU ARE, MR. CLARK.
251
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,788
I THINK YOU'LL BE
QUITE SATISFIED.
252
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,055
WELL, WE'LL SEE.
253
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,124
IS THERE GOING TO BE
A CHURCH WEDDING?
254
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,159
HUH?
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
255
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,360
OH, GOOD.
256
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,962
NOTHING LIKE
A CHURCH WEDDING
257
00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,263
TO SET A COUPLE
OFF RIGHT.
258
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,799
IT'S SOMETHING
YOU'LL REMEMBER
259
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,166
ALL THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE.
260
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,803
BUT JUST REMEMBER
ONE THING, MR. CLARK --
261
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,270
MARRIAGE
IS GIVE AND TAKE.
262
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,172
GIVE A LITTLE
AND TAKE A LITTLE.
263
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,874
THE FIRST YEAR'S
THE HARDEST.
264
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,876
SO LONG.
SO LONG.
265
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,448
AWFULLY THIN.
266
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,917
WELL, YOU'LL SEE.
267
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,920
ONCE HE'S MARRIED,
IT'LL FATTEN HIM UP.
268
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,421
YES, OF COURSE.
269
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,395
TELEGRAM, ANDY.
IT'S FOR YOU.
270
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,897
OH, THANKS.
271
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,042
UH-OH.
272
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,977
IMPORTANT, ANDY?
273
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,181
COUNTERFEIT BILLS IN RALEIGH.
274
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,484
YEAH. MEANS THEY MIGHT BE
SHOWING UP HERE PRETTY SOON.
275
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,354
I GUESS WHAT WE BETTER DO
IS NOTIFY ALL THE MERCHANTS
276
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,322
TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR LARGE BILLS
277
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,091
THAT DON'T LOOK RIGHT
TO THEM.
278
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,292
GOOD IDEA, ANDY.
279
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,261
WELL, LET'S GO.
OH, YEAH.
280
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,462
YOU KNOW, ANDY,
I CAN SPOT
281
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,330
A COUNTERFEIT BILL
A MILE AWAY.
282
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,332
SEE, MY EYES WERE TRAINED FOR
THAT IN THE SHERIFF'S ACADEMY.
283
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,501
IT'S VERY SIMPLE IF YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
284
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,950
80, 90, 100.
285
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,619
10, 20, 30...
286
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,221
GOOD AFTERNOON, GENTLEMEN.
287
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,622
OH...YES?
288
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,492
I, UH...I'M THE DEPUTY SHERIFF
HERE IN MAYBERRY.
289
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,961
OH, YES,
IT'S VERY NICE
TO SEE YOU, UH...
290
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,229
ISN'T IT, ARNOLD?
291
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,164
YES, YES. NICE
OF YOU TO DROP IN.
292
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,500
THANK YOU. WELL, YOU SEE,
THE REASON I'M HERE,
293
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,368
WE HAVE COUNTERFEITERS OPERATING
294
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,270
IN THE NORTHERN PART
OF THE STATE.
295
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,039
SO WE'RE WARNING
ALL YOU MERCHANTS
296
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,508
TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR
ANY BILLS YOU MIGHT GET
297
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,443
DURING YOUR NORMAL
DAILY TRANSACTION
298
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,013
THAT MIGHT LOOK
THE LEAST BIT, UH...PHONY.
299
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,115
WE'LL CERTAINLY
BE ON THE ALERT.
300
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,449
JUST DROP IN ANYTIME.
301
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,919
YES, DON'T MAKE
YOURSELF SO SCARCE.
302
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:15,022
OH, IF YOU DO SEE A BILL
THAT LOOKS THE LEAST BIT PHONY,
303
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,289
YOU BRING IT RIGHT TO ME.
304
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,925
YOU SEE, UH...MY EYES --
305
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,460
THEY'RE SPECIALLY TRAINED
FOR THAT TYPE OF THING.
306
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,395
WE'RE GLAD YOU
PUT US ON THE ALERT.
307
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,931
IS THAT A TEN DOLLAR BILL?
308
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,265
COULD I SEE THAT?
309
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,534
IT'S SIMPLE IF YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
310
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,137
THE TRAINED EYE OF THE LAWMAN
CAN ALWAYS SPOT IT.
311
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,671
SEE THIS PICTURE
OF HAMILTON HERE?
312
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,140
YEAH.
HUH?
313
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,607
SEE THE SHADING
UNDER HIS EYES?
314
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,009
YEAH.
HUH?
315
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,244
HUH?
YEAH.
316
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,146
THIS IS WHERE
THEY ALWAYS SLIP UP.
317
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,148
THEY NEVER EVER GET
THAT SHADING RIGHT.
318
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,382
THEY NEVER GET IT RIGHT.
319
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,650
WELL, WE'RE
CERTAINLY GLAD
320
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,118
YOU'VE PUT US
ON THE ALERT,
321
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,386
AREN'T WE, ARNOLD?
322
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,121
YEAH, THAT'S
NICE TO KNOW.
323
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,556
IT'S JUST OUR JOB, YOU KNOW?
324
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,992
I MEAN, WE'RE HERE
TO PROTECT YOUR SAFETY.
325
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,393
FRANKLY, DEPUTY,
326
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,997
I NEVER FELT SAFER
IN ALL MY LIFE.
327
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,999
WE'LL SEE YOU.
328
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,134
GOOD DAY, SIR.
329
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,976
OH, IT HAS, HUH?
330
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,711
WELL, BOY, I'M SURE SORRY
TO HEAR THAT, DICK.
331
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,981
WHEN DID THEY START SHOWING UP?
332
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:17,650
UH
333
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,252
NO KIDDING?
334
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,988
SILER CITY, TOO?
335
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:24,124
YEAH. LOOKS LIKE
THEY'RE COMING CLOSER TO US.
336
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,959
I'LL NOTIFY THE BANK.
337
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,961
RIGHT.
THANKS FOR CALLING, DICK.
338
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,230
NIGHT. BYE.
339
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,564
HEY, WARREN.
340
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,267
YES, ANDY?
341
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,003
COUNTERFEIT BILLS
ARE STARTING
342
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,270
TO SHOW UP
IN SILER CITY.
343
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,306
THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER.
WE COULD BE NEXT.
344
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,507
IT'S POSSIBLE.
345
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,708
WHAT ARE
WE GOING TO DO?
NOTHING.
346
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,744
NOTHING? WE'RE JUST GOING
TO SIT AROUND
347
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,346
AND WAIT FOR
THESE CHARACTERS?
348
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,415
THERE'S NOTHING
WE CA DO, WARREN.
349
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,716
WE'LL JUST
HAVE TO WAIT
350
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,618
UNTIL SOMETHING
SHOWS UP HERE.
351
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:55,588
"BEE TAYLOR...$30."
352
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,294
OH, HELLO, MR. CLARK.
353
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,163
HOW DID
THE WEDDING COME OFF?
354
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,397
THE WEDDING?
355
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,666
OH. OH, FINE.
EVERYTHING WENT FINE.
356
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,535
YOU LOOK
A DIFFERENT MAN ALREADY.
357
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,403
YOU KNOW YOUR CHEEKS ARE FULLER?
358
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,073
THANKS.
YOU GOT A PACKAGE FOR ME?
359
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,341
I DON'T KNOW.
360
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,675
I'LL JUST TAKE A LOOK.
361
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,679
YES. HERE WE ARE.
362
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,149
OH, NO. THERE MUST
BE SOME MISTAKE.
363
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,516
MISTAKE?
364
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,618
THESE ARE MARKED
"BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENTS."
365
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,220
YEAH,
THAT'S WHAT WE ORDERED.
366
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,788
YOU JUST GOT MARRIED.
367
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,391
WELL, WELL, UH...
WE'RE ADOPTING A KID.
368
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,593
OH, ISN'T THAT NICE!
369
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,262
A BOY OR A GIRL?
370
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,264
YEAH. I MEAN, A BOY.
371
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,099
I HOPE THESE
ARE THE RIGHT COLOR.
372
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,367
DO YOU WANT
ME TO CHECK?
373
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,502
NO, NO. I'M...
I'M SURE THEY'LL BE OKAY.
374
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,073
MR. CLARK, WOULD
YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
375
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,474
THE BANK IS CLOSED.
376
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,808
IT'S AFTER 3:00.
377
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,610
WOULD YOU CASH
A CHECK FOR ME?
378
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:51,811
HOW MUCH IS IT FOR?
379
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,148
$30. IT'S MY PAYCHECK
FROM MR. KINGSLEY.
380
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,249
I THINK I CAN DO THAT.
381
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,555
HERE WE ARE.
382
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,124
HERE YOU ARE.
383
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,559
OH, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
384
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:07,760
GOODBYE.
385
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,796
GOODBYE, MR. CLARK.
386
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,205
AUNT BEE, I'M HOME.
387
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,544
HELLO, ANDY.
388
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,179
HI.
389
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:30,350
I THOUGHT I'D COME HOME
A LITTLE EARLY TODAY.
390
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,785
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WHY?
391
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,187
YOU'RE SMILING FUNNY.
392
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,556
WELL, DON'T YOU
SEE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?
393
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,563
OH...NEW DRESS.
394
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,633
MM-HMM. I GOT IT
AT WEAVER'S THIS AFTERNOON.
395
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,401
THAT'S NICE.
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
396
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,137
MY FIRST PAYCHECK.
397
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,505
OH, I KNOW YOU'LL THINK
I'M FOOLISH
398
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,874
BUT I SPENT ALMOST
THE WHOLE THING THIS AFTERNOON.
399
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,276
ON THE DRESS?
400
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,711
OH, NO, NO.
THIS WAS $9.95.
401
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,747
BUT LOOK
WHAT I GOT OPIE.
402
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,716
WOW!
403
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,552
AND TEN DOLLARS
WORTH OF GROCERIES.
404
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,854
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A REAL
CELEBRATION DINNER TONIGHT.
405
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,322
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE.
406
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,857
BLEW THE WHOLE
CHECK, HUH?
407
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,825
WELL, WHY NOT?
IT'S ONE OF MANY.
408
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,861
HERE. I DIDN'T
FORGET YOU, EITHER.
409
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,730
OH, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.
410
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,732
WHAT IN THE WORLD
COULD IT BE?
411
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,301
WELL, OPEN IT.
412
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,273
OH, BOY. BUSINESS CARDS.
413
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,540
DO YOU LIKE THEM?
414
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,875
I SURE DO.
415
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,578
"ANDREW TAYLOR,
SHERIFF OF MAYBERRY."
416
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,215
GREEN INK.
417
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,117
I'LL GET THAT.
418
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,853
HELLO. WELL...WELL...
419
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,290
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, MR. WEAVER.
420
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,526
YOU'RE TALKING SO LOUD
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
421
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,695
NOW, TRY TO TAKE IT EASY.
422
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,129
WHAT?
423
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,433
REALLY? WELL,
STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE.
424
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,468
I'LL COME DOWN
AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
425
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,637
RIGHT. I'LL BE THERE
IN A FEW MINUTES. BYE.
426
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,208
I'VE GOT TO GO.
427
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,709
IS IT SOMETHING
SERIOUS?
428
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,645
YEAH. A COUNTERFEIT BILL
HAS SHOWN UP IN MAYBERRY.
429
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:06,879
OOH.
430
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,817
OH, DEAR.
431
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,553
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
ABOUT THIS?
432
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,821
A TEN DOLLAR
BILL TODAY,
433
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,689
TOMORROW A $20,
THE NEXT DAY A $50.
434
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,691
I CAN'T TAKE
THAT KIND OF LOSS.
435
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,393
ANDY, THEY'RE
HITTING ALL OVER.
436
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,595
TWO MORE COUNTERFEIT
BILLS HAVE SHOWN UP --
437
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,930
RIGHT HERE
AT FOLEY'S GROCERY
438
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,965
AND THE OTHER AT
JOHNSON'S SPORTING GOODS.
439
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,400
AND I GOT ONE, TOO!
440
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,436
MAYBERRY'S A TARGET.
IT'S TIME FOR ACTION.
441
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,637
YOU GOT TO DO
SOMETHING.
442
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,838
WELL,
WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO?
443
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,306
THROW A RING
AROUND THE TOWN.
444
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,707
THROW A RING
AROUND THE TOWN.
445
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:35,975
THERE'S JUST TWO OF US.
446
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,710
THAT DOESN'T MAKE
MUCH OF A RING.
447
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,978
YOU'VE GOT
TO DO SOMETHING.
448
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,348
WARREN, GO TELL
ALL THE MERCHANTS...
449
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:44,317
JUST TELL THEM NOT TO
TAKE ANY TEN DOLLAR BILLS.
450
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,585
HERE ARE THE TACKS.
451
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,320
PUT THEM UP
WHEREVER THE BILLS...
452
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,688
GO ON. GO ON.
453
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,391
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
ABOUT THIS ONE, ANDY?
454
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,661
WELL...UM...
455
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,663
HERE'S A FIVE...
456
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,399
AND THERE'S...FOUR...
457
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:02,469
AND, UH, I, UH...
I OWE YOU 30 CENTS.
458
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:11,311
WEAVER'S, GROCERY STORE,
SPORTING GOODS STORE...
459
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,324
MR. KINGSLEY,
460
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,693
I THOUGHT
I SHOULD TELL YOU
461
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,761
COUNTERFEIT BILLS
ARE TURNING UP IN MAYBERRY.
462
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,430
WE MUST BE VERY CAREFUL
463
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,765
BECAUSE, IN A BUSINESS
LIKE OURS,
464
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,301
WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO TAKE LOSSES.
465
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,568
OHH!
466
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,836
OH, MR. FINCH,
467
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,438
IS THERE
ANYTHING WRONG?
468
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,772
UH...NO.
469
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,309
JUST A LITTLE STOMACH THING
I GET NOW AND THEN.
470
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,710
I...I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
471
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,312
I THOUGHT
I SHOULD TELL YOU.
472
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,713
YES, FINE, FINE.
THANK YOU.
473
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,281
THANK YOU
VERY, VERY MUCH.
474
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,650
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.
475
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,985
ALL THOSE BILLS WERE
SUPPOSED TO GO OUT OF TOWN.
476
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,554
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
477
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,856
I'VE JUST TOLD MR. KINGSLEY
AND MR. FINCH.
478
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,958
YES. COUNTERFEIT BILLS!
479
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,860
YES, YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT,
CLARA.
480
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,329
WE ALL SHOULD.
481
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,596
OH, WHAT'S THIS?
482
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,598
OH, UH...WE'RE CLOSING UP.
483
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:06,866
OH, JUST A MINUTE.
484
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,335
EXCUSE ME, CLARA.
BUT WHY?
485
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,002
WE'VE HIT A SLUMP.
THAT'S BUSINESS.
486
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,472
OH, BUT I'M SURE
THINGS WILL IMPROVE.
487
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,873
WE'VE JUST STARTED.
488
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,475
WOULD YOU MIND?
489
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,477
OH, MY!
490
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,612
OH, DEAR!
491
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,614
NOW, IF YOU DON'T
SUCCEED AT FIRST,
492
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,616
TRY, TRY AGAIN.
493
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,017
ALL RIGHT. YEAH.
494
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,753
OH, DEAR!
YOU KNOW, I THINK
495
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,488
YOU'RE MAKING
A GREAT MISTAKE.
496
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,490
WELL, WE HAVE TO GO
WHERE THE MONEY IS.
497
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,758
WOULD YOU MIND?
498
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,025
THE DOOR, PLEASE.
499
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,494
OH, DEAR!
500
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,363
MOVE IT, ARNOLD.
GET IT IN THERE.
501
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,030
I HATE FOR YOU
TO LEAVE MAYBERRY.
502
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,632
YOU'RE SUCH
NICE GENTLEMEN.
503
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,900
WELL, THANK YOU.
504
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,102
IT'S SO PLEASANT
TO WORK FOR YOU.
505
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,105
OUR BUSINESS WAS
COMING ALONG JUST FINE.
506
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,507
MR. KINGSLEY!
507
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,015
I'M SORRY.
508
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,484
WE, UH...
LOCKED BUMPERS.
509
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,751
I'LL GET IT
LOOSE FOR YOU.
510
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,453
SEE, I'M OUT
SPREADING THE WORD
511
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,489
THOSE COUNTERFEIT
BILLS HAVE SHOWN UP
512
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:03,756
RIGHT HERE
IN MAYBERRY.
513
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,392
THEY'RE GOING
OUT OF BUSINESS.
514
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,759
THEY SAY
WE'RE IN A SLUMP.
515
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,027
FELLAS,
I BEEN MEANING
516
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,496
TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THAT.
517
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:10,763
IF YOU
DON'T ADVERTISE,
518
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,499
YOU CAN'T EXPECT
TO DO BUSINESS.
519
00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:14,501
WILL YOU HELP US
GET THIS THING LOOSE?
520
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,669
IF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW
YOU'RE IN BUSINESS,
521
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,938
WELL, THEY CAN'T COME
AND TRADE WITH YOU.
522
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,607
GET IT OFF!
523
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,977
WEAVER'S, GROCERY STORE,
SPORTING GOODS STORE...
524
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,449
...AND GREEN INK.
525
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:31,884
YOU SEE,
YOUR ADVERTISING
526
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:33,653
CREATES A DEMAND
FOR YOUR PRODUCT.
527
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:34,987
COME ON, LET'S GO.
528
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,391
HEY, THAT DOES IT!
529
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,393
WELL, IF YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND,
530
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:41,728
GIVE ME A RING.
531
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,106
SAY, ANDY,
I WAS JUST TALKING
532
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,775
TO THOSE FELLAS...
533
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,048
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
534
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,185
JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS
535
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,120
IS NO REASON TO SHOOT AT THEM.
536
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:36,148
SANDWICHES.
537
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:38,017
THANKS.
538
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,086
YOU KNOW, I STILL GET A KICK
OUT OF YOU FELLAS.
539
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,121
THINKING YOU COULD PULL
A COUNTERFEITING DEAL
540
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,690
HERE IN MAYBERRY.
541
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,492
YOU MUST THINK
WE'RE REAL IDIOTS, HUH?
542
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,660
YOU THINK WE WEAR THESE UNIFORMS
FOR OUR LOOKS?
543
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:48,928
UNH-UNH.
544
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:51,764
THAT'S 60 CENTS
FOR THE SANDWICHES.
545
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:55,101
OKAY. HERE.
KEEP THE CHANGE.
546
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,936
HMM?
OH. THANKS A LOT.
547
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,539
THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU GUYS.
YOU WANT SOME COFFEE OR PIE?
548
00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,508
I'LL RUN DOWN TO THE STORE
AND GET IT FOR YOU.
549
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,875
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
550
00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:04,944
WARREN, YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK
AT THAT BILL?
551
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,813
WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BILL,
ANDY?
552
00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:16,222
YOU, UH...YOU THOUGHT
I DIDN'T SEE THIS, HUH?
553
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,527
YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP
PRETTY EARLY IN THE MORNING
554
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,762
TO PULL THE WOOL
OVER THIS KID'S EYES.
555
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:23,996
60 CENTS.
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