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X-2Y CALLING T-X4.
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BLUE SEDAN
APPROACHING FROM THE NORTH.
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DO YOU READ ME? OVER.
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THIS IS T-X4.
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I READ YOU.
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PERMISSION ALLOWED
FOR BLUE SEDAN TO PASS.
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Anything else?
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I'LL SEE.
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AUNT BEE.
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I THINK IT'S YOUR FATHER.
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HE'S TALKING TO A LADY.
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IS IT LUNCHTIME ALREADY?
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WELL, IT'S
ALMOST NOON.
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OH, WHAT WE GOT?
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WELL, WE'VE GOT
CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH,
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SLICED TOMATOES, PICKLES,
AND BLUEBERRY MUFFINS.
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OH, EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT.
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YOUR FATHER'S GONNA HAVE
A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH,
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PICKLES, TOMATOES,
AND A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN
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FOR LUNCH.
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THEY'RE HEADING
FOR THE COURTHOUSE.
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OKAY. SIGNING OFF.
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THERE WE ARE.
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OH, HELLO, OPIE.
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OH, HI, OPE.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE FOR LUNCH, PAW.
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CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH,
TOMATOES, PICKLES,
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AND A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN.
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YOU KNOW
HOW I KNOW
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WHAT'S THAT?
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IT'S A WALKIE-TALKIE.
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TOMMY'S UP ON THE ROOF.
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HE'S THE LOOKOUT.
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HE HEARD EVERYTHING
YOU SAID.
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ON THE ROOF?
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TELL HIM TO GET DOWN
FROM THERE.
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OKAY.
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T-X4 TO X-2Y.
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Yeah, T
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MY PAW SAYS
GET OFF THE ROOF.
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WHO'S TOMMY?
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HE'S THE NEW BOY
THAT MOVED INTO TOWN.
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HIS FATHER'S
THE CHIEF ACCOUNTANT
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AT THE NEW
SHOE FACTORY.
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THERE YOU ARE.
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NOW, I HOPE
YOU LIKE IT.
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OH, I WILL.
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DON'T COME HOME
TOO LATE, OPIE.
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I WON'T.
BYE.
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HUH.
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GEE, I DIDN'T KNOW
THEY MADE THEM
THAT SMALL.
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I BET THEY'RE EXPENSIVE.
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YEAH.
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HI.
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HI.
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THIS IS TOMMY, PAW.
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NICE TO MEET YOU,
TOMMY.
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SAME HERE.
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TOMMY'S MY FRIEND.
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GOOD. BETTER STAY OFF
THE ROOF, TOMMY.
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OKAY.
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YOU'RE NEW IN MAYBERRY.
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT SO FAR?
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IT'S OKAY,
I GUESS.
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THERE ISN'T
MUCH TO DO
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IN A SMALL TOWN
LIKE THIS.
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WELL, YOU'LL
GET USED TO IT.
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OPIE WILL
SHOW YOU AROUND.
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GEE, IS THIS
THE WHOLE JAIL?
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YEAH, THAT'S IT.
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WITH A JAIL THIS SMALL,
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I GUESS YOU GOT
A REAL EASY JOB.
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YEAH, AS LONG AS FOLKS
BEHAVE THEMSELVES.
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HEY,
THAT'S SOME SWELL GUN.
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Andy: DON'T TOUCH
THE GUNS, TOMMY.
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THEY'RE NOT
FOR CHILDREN.
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OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
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I SAID DON'T
TOUCH THE GUNS.
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DON'T DO THAT.
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HERE HE IS, ANDY.
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HOW YOU LIKE HIM?
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WELL, MY GOODNESS.
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LOOK AT THAT FINE DOG.
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BOY, HE'S NICE.
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WHERE DID YOU
GET HIM, GOOBER?
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FOUND HIM.
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HE'S A FINE DOG.
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HE'S FUNNY-LOOKING.
FUNNY
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YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE WAY HE LOOKS?
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GOOBER, MEET TOMMY.
TOMMY, GOOBER.
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WORKS OVER
AT THE FILLING STATION.
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HEY, TOMMY.
HI.
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I'D LIKE TO HAVE
A DOG LIKE THIS.
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MY DAD'S GETTING ME
A HORSE.
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YOUR OWN HORSE?
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YOU MEAN JUST FOR YOU?
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YEAH,
MY DAD'S JUST WAITING
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TO FIND ONE
AT THE RIGHT PRICE.
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HEY, OPE,
GET ONE, TOO.
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GEE, PAW...
NO, OPE.
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MAYBE I'LL LET YOU
RIDE MINE.
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THANKS.
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LET'S GO DOWN
TO MY HOUSE.
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OKAY. BYE, PAW.
SO LONG, GOOBER.
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BYE, OPE. NICE
MEETING YOU, TOMMY.
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WELL...HOW YOU DOING,
GOOD DOG?
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WHAT YOU
GONNA NAME HIM?
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SPOT.
SPOT?
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HE AIN'T GOT ANY SPOTS ON HIM,
SO I CALL HIM SPOT.
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OH.
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MADE THAT UP MYSELF.
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BOUGHT HIM THAT COLLAR,
TOO.
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OH, YEAH.
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I'M GONNA TEACH
HIM TO SIT UP.
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YOU ARE?
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WANNA SEE? WATCH THIS.
HEY, SPOT.
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COME ON, BOY.
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SIT UP. SIT UP.
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YOU CAN DO IT, BOY.
COME ON. SIT UP.
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COME ON, BOY.
SIT UP. SIT.
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I KNEW IT.
WHAT?
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HE JUST AIN'T
A SHOW-OFF, ANDY.
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YOU THINK IT'LL WORK?
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SURE.
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HEY, SPOT,
YOU STAY RIGHT HERE.
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I'M GONNA GO IN
AND PUT A PATCH ON THIS TUBE.
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COME ON.
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GOOD DOG.
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GONNA HELP US PULL
A TRICK ON GOOBER, HUH?
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COME ON. LET'S GO.
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NOW, SEE? THAT DIDN'T TAKE
TOO LONG, DID IT?
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No.
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YOU LITTLE OL' RASCAL.
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FOR A SECOND THERE,
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IT SOUNDED LIKE
YOU SAID SOMETHING.
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I did.
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DID YOU SAY SOMETHING TO ME?
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Sure, I did.
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I'm not talking
just to hear myself talk.
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WELL, HI, GOOBER.
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HI, FLOYD.
HOW ARE YOU?
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OH, I CAN'T COMPLAIN.
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AND YOU?
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I'M FINE, THANKS.
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WHAT'S NEW?
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NEW?
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NOTHING'S NEW.
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YOU SEEN ANDY?
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NO. NO. I...
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WANT A HAIRCUT?
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NO, THANKS.
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SHAVE?
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NO. I...
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WELL,
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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I WAS JUST THINKING
ABOUT A TV SHOW
I SAW LAST NIGHT
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ABOUT A TALKING DOG.
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AIN'T THAT
RIDICULOUS, FLOYD?
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A TALKING DOG?
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OH, SURE, IT IS.
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OF COURSE, THEY HAVE TAUGHT
A LOT OF THINGS
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TO A LOT OF ANIMALS,
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SO MAYBE SOMEBODY
COULD TEACH A DOG HOW TO TALK.
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YOU REALLY THINK SO?
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WELL,
IF A DOG CAN BARK,
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THAT SOUND IS COMING
FROM HIS THROAT.
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BARKING AIN'T TALKING.
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DOGS CAN HEAR,
CAN'T THEY?
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SURE, THEY CAN.
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IF DOGS CAN HEAR,
THEY CAN MAKE SOUNDS.
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WHY SHOULDN'T SOMEBODY
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BE ABLE TO TEACH THEM
HOW TO TALK?
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YOU JUST MAY HAVE
SOMETHING THERE, FLOYD.
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A TALKING DOG.
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WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING?
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OH, BOY, IF I HAD
A TALKING DOG, GOOBER,
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I'D GIVE UP
THIS BARBERSHOP.
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I'D MAKE A FORTUNE.
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I'LL SEE YOU, FLOYD.
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I GOT TO GO.
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GOOBER!
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HEY, GOOBER!
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HEY, GOOBER.
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OH, HEY, ANDY.
WANT SOME GAS?
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YEAH, I WISH YOU'D
GIVE ME A TANK FULL, GOOBER.
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AND I GOT A SQUEAK
IN MY LEFT FRONT FENDER.
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I WISH
YOU WOULD FIX THAT.
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I'LL JUST LEAVE
THE CAR HERE
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AND PICK IT UP
LATER THIS AFTERNOON, OKAY?
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OH, YEAH. YEAH.
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TEACHING YOUR DOG
ANY TRICKS?
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WELL, UH...
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WELL,
IT TAKES TIME, GOOB.
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SURE DOES.
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WELL...HOW'S GOOBER
TREATING YOU, GOOD DOG?
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HUH?
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YOU'VE GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE.
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WHEN YOU GONNA
START DOING SOME TRICKS
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FOR GOOBER?
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FLIES.
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WELL...
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SAY SOMETHING.
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SAY SOMETHING.
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YOU ALL RIGHT,
GOOBER?
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YEAH. FINE. I...
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I GOT A BOTTLE OF POP.
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I'LL SEE YOU.
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I KNEW YOU COULDN'T TALK.
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SHH. SHH.
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BUT I LOVE YOU.
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I REALLY DO LOVE YOU,
BUT I KNOW YOU COULDN'T TALK.
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I MUST'VE BEEN
HEARING THINGS BEFORE.
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ANYBODY KNOWS DOGS CAN'T TALK.
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WHO CAN'T TALK?
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We ought to keep
this thing
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just between you and me
for a while.
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A TALKING DOG.
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I GOT ME A TALKING DOG.
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WE...
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WE GONNA BE RICH!
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WE GONNA BE RICH!
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IT'S YOUR MOVE, ANDY.
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YOU MOVE TOO FAST, ANDY.
TOO FAST!
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WANT TO DO A LITTLE FISHING
THIS WEEKEND?
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ANDY.
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I'M CONCENTRATING.
I'M SORRY.
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THAT'S ONE THING YOU GOT TO
LEARN ABOUT CHECKERS.
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IT'S A GAME
OF CONCENTRATION.
YEAH.
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YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO WIN IF YOU
DON'T WATCH WHAT'S GOING ON.
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WHOSE MOVE IS IT?
YOURS.
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OH. AH.
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HEY, ANDY. HEY, FLOYD.
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OH, HEY, GOOBER.
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PULL UP A CHAIR.
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WELL, I DON'T WANT
TO INTERRUPT YOUR GAME.
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OH, YOU'RE NOT
INTERRUPTING ANYTHING.
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FLOYD'S GOT
ME CORNERED.
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MY CAR READY?
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YOUR CAR?
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I FORGOT IT, ANDY.
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OH, WELL...
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I'LL STOP BY AND PICK IT UP
LATER ON THIS AFTERNOON.
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I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR CAR,
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BUT I'VE GOT
SOME IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.
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LIKE WHAT?
WELL, THINGS LIKE...
SELLING THINGS.
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YOU MEAN
GASOLINE, OIL...?
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FURNITURE.
246
00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:10,407
SEE, THAT'S WHAT I COME OVER
TO TELL YOU.
247
00:11:10,439 --> 00:11:12,411
I'M LEAVING MAYBERRY.
248
00:11:12,443 --> 00:11:15,883
LEAVING MAYBERRY?
SOON AS WALLY FINDS
A REPLACEMENT FOR ME.
249
00:11:15,918 --> 00:11:17,754
YOU MEAN
YOU'RE LEAVING FOR GOOD?
250
00:11:17,787 --> 00:11:20,427
WELL, I'LL COME BACK TO VISIT
IF I GET A CHANCE,
251
00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:21,896
BUT WHO KNOWS WHERE I'LL BE?
252
00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:24,066
CHICAGO, NEW YORK,
HOLLYWOOD, RALEIGH...
253
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,472
I'LL PROBABLY BE DOING
A LOT OF TRAVELING.
254
00:11:26,504 --> 00:11:28,007
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
255
00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:29,979
I CAN'T TELL YOU.
WHY NOT?
256
00:11:30,011 --> 00:11:31,648
HE TOLD ME NOT TO SAY ANYTHING.
257
00:11:31,682 --> 00:11:32,851
WHO?
THE DOG. OH.
258
00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:34,922
THE DOG?
259
00:11:34,956 --> 00:11:36,960
HE MADE ME PROMISE.
260
00:11:38,596 --> 00:11:40,066
YOU HEAR THAT, FLOYD?
261
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:42,938
THE DOG MADE HIM PROMISE
NOT TO SAY ANYTHING TO US.
262
00:11:42,972 --> 00:11:45,877
WELL,
THAT'S TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE.
263
00:11:45,911 --> 00:11:48,716
WHY, YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN THAT DOG
FOR A FEW DAYS,
264
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:51,622
AND YOU LISTEN TO HIM
BEFORE YOU LI...
265
00:11:53,025 --> 00:11:54,929
ALL RIGHT.
I KNOW. I KNOW.
266
00:11:54,962 --> 00:11:58,569
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT MYSELF
AT FIRST, BUT HE CAN TALK.
267
00:11:58,603 --> 00:11:59,905
SPOT CAN REALLY TALK.
268
00:11:59,939 --> 00:12:01,441
YOU SOUND LIKE
YOU'RE SERIOUS.
269
00:12:01,441 --> 00:12:04,180
WOULD I BE QUITTING MY JOB
IF I WASN'T?
270
00:12:04,213 --> 00:12:07,521
WOULD I BE LEAVING MAYBERRY?
FACE FACTS, ANDY.
271
00:12:07,553 --> 00:12:10,026
WHAT KIND OF FACTS?
LIKE YOU GOT A DOG
THAT TALKS?
272
00:12:10,058 --> 00:12:13,533
YEAH. TOGETHER ME AND HIM'S
GONNA BE RICH AND FAMOUS.
273
00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:15,771
WE'RE GONNA ENTER
THE SHOW BUSINESS.
274
00:12:15,804 --> 00:12:19,243
GOOBER AND THE WORLD'S
ONLY TALKING DOG.
275
00:12:19,277 --> 00:12:21,014
GOOBER,
I'VE SEEN THAT DOG.
276
00:12:21,048 --> 00:12:23,919
I'VE SPENT TIME WITH HIM
RIGHT AT THE FILLING STATION.
277
00:12:23,953 --> 00:12:26,058
HOW COME HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING
TO ME?
278
00:12:26,091 --> 00:12:27,594
WELL,
MAYBE HE NEVER FELT LIKE IT.
279
00:12:27,626 --> 00:12:28,829
I KNOW LOTS OF TIMES
I SIT AROUND
280
00:12:28,864 --> 00:12:30,032
AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING.
281
00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:32,070
THAT'S TRUE, ANDY.
ME TOO.
282
00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:34,007
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES.
283
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,645
I CAN SEE IT AIN'T NO USE
TALKING TO YOU, ANDY.
284
00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:38,849
WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE ME,
GOOBER.
285
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,820
AFTER ALL,
I'M ONLY A HUMAN BEING.
286
00:12:44,094 --> 00:12:45,830
ALL RIGHT,
GO AHEAD AND LAUGH.
287
00:12:45,863 --> 00:12:47,667
YOU TWO LAUGH ALL YOU WANT TO,
288
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:49,971
BUT WE'LL SEE WHO LAUGHS LAST.
289
00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:53,312
I'LL SEE YOU,
GOOBER.
290
00:12:55,082 --> 00:12:56,820
A TALKING DOG, HUH?
291
00:12:56,852 --> 00:12:58,623
A TA...DOG...OH.
292
00:13:00,828 --> 00:13:01,561
I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN
293
00:13:01,561 --> 00:13:04,167
TO TELL ANDY YOU
COULD TALK, SPOT,
294
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,772
BUT...WELL, IT
JUST COME OUT.
295
00:13:06,805 --> 00:13:08,977
YOU'LL FORGIVE
ME, WON'T YOU?
296
00:13:09,009 --> 00:13:10,612
Don't worry, Goober.
297
00:13:10,647 --> 00:13:13,184
He had to find out
sooner or later.
298
00:13:13,217 --> 00:13:16,391
YOU'RE A REAL PAL.
THANKS.
299
00:13:16,424 --> 00:13:17,861
THAT'S OKAY.
300
00:13:17,895 --> 00:13:19,998
RIGHT NOW, WE'VE GOT
TO TALK ABOUT BUSINESS.
301
00:13:20,031 --> 00:13:22,403
HEY, YEAH. I HAD
SOME REAL GOOD
IDEAS ABOUT THAT.
302
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,806
Okay, go ahead.
303
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,276
WELL, WOULDN'T
IT BE SOMETHING
304
00:13:25,308 --> 00:13:27,079
IF YOU COME OUT
ON THE STAGE
305
00:13:27,113 --> 00:13:30,085
AND STARTED SINGING
"HOW MUCH IS THAT
DOGGIE IN THE WINDOW"?
306
00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:31,354
AW, THAT'S CORNY.
307
00:13:31,387 --> 00:13:32,925
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
308
00:13:32,957 --> 00:13:35,763
YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU
A COUPLE OF FANCY TRICKS?
309
00:13:35,797 --> 00:13:38,168
NO, I'M NOT GOOD
AT DOING TRICKS.
310
00:13:38,202 --> 00:13:40,038
I, UH...
I GOT A BAD LEG.
311
00:13:40,071 --> 00:13:42,944
YOU DO?
I'M SORRY.
312
00:13:42,977 --> 00:13:46,318
But I know what we could do
that'd really be different.
313
00:13:46,351 --> 00:13:48,121
I could teach you
the tricks.
314
00:13:48,155 --> 00:13:49,324
ME?
315
00:13:49,357 --> 00:13:51,328
Sure. Can't you see it?
316
00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:55,101
The dog gives the orders,
the master does the tricks.
317
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,772
We'd be great.
318
00:13:56,805 --> 00:13:58,242
YOU REALLY THINK SO?
319
00:13:58,275 --> 00:13:59,811
You bet.
320
00:13:59,846 --> 00:14:01,013
WELL...
321
00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:02,817
You want us to be rich,
don't you?
322
00:14:02,852 --> 00:14:04,086
WELL, YOU KNOW I DO.
323
00:14:04,119 --> 00:14:07,292
Okay,
then let's get started.
324
00:14:07,326 --> 00:14:09,965
Goober...beg.
325
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:11,300
WHAT?
326
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,237
Yeah. Beg.
327
00:14:19,952 --> 00:14:22,958
That's not bad,
but hold your paws higher.
328
00:14:24,426 --> 00:14:26,130
That's the idea.
329
00:14:26,163 --> 00:14:28,402
Now...speak.
330
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,138
WHAT?
331
00:14:30,171 --> 00:14:32,877
Go on. Speak.
332
00:14:32,912 --> 00:14:34,414
WHAT'LL I SAY?
333
00:14:34,447 --> 00:14:37,353
You're not supposed
to say anything.
334
00:14:37,386 --> 00:14:39,024
Just bark.
335
00:14:41,127 --> 00:14:42,898
Go on.
336
00:14:42,932 --> 00:14:44,166
WOOF!
337
00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:46,371
WOOF!
338
00:14:46,404 --> 00:14:48,141
That's good.
Keep going, Goober.
339
00:14:48,174 --> 00:14:49,344
WOOF!
340
00:14:49,377 --> 00:14:51,048
Tommy:
GOOD BOY.
341
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,318
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
GOOD BOY,
GOOBER.
342
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:54,989
KEEP BARKING,
GOOBER.
343
00:14:58,027 --> 00:15:00,466
HEY, TOMMY, HOLD IT!
IT'S MY PAW!
344
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:01,801
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
345
00:15:04,507 --> 00:15:06,243
DO YOU THINK HE SAW US?
346
00:15:06,277 --> 00:15:08,148
I DON'T THINK SO.
347
00:15:08,182 --> 00:15:09,350
COME ON.
348
00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:10,987
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
349
00:15:13,658 --> 00:15:15,361
WOOF! WOOF!
WOOF! WOOF!
350
00:15:17,265 --> 00:15:19,469
WOOF! WOOF!
351
00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:20,873
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
352
00:15:23,177 --> 00:15:24,380
HEY, GOOBER.
353
00:15:29,556 --> 00:15:31,028
HEY, ANDY.
354
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,398
ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU,
OR DID YOU COME OVER
355
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,071
TO HAVE ANOTHER LAUGH
AT ME AND MY TALKING DOG?
356
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,942
GOOBER, I'M SORRY
ABOUT THIS AFTERNOON.
357
00:15:37,975 --> 00:15:39,144
I REALLY AM.
358
00:15:39,176 --> 00:15:41,613
YOU DON'T SAY.
359
00:15:41,648 --> 00:15:43,018
HEAR THAT, BOY?
360
00:15:43,052 --> 00:15:45,121
SHERIFF TAYLOR'S
APOLOGIZING TO US.
361
00:15:45,156 --> 00:15:46,558
THINK WE OUGHT TO ACCEPT?
362
00:15:46,591 --> 00:15:48,997
LISTEN, GOOBER...
WAIT A SECOND, ANDY.
363
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:51,568
I'D LIKE TO HEAR
WHAT MY ASSOCIATE HAS TO SAY.
364
00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:53,637
HOW ABOUT IT, SPOT?
365
00:15:53,672 --> 00:15:56,243
GOOBER, LET'S NOT
GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN.
366
00:15:56,277 --> 00:15:57,680
WHAT'S THE MATTER, ANDY?
367
00:15:57,712 --> 00:16:01,121
YOU DON'T REALLY THINK
I BELIEVE DOGS CAN TALK, DO YOU?
368
00:16:01,153 --> 00:16:04,260
WHY,
THAT'S JUST PLAIN SILLY.
369
00:16:04,294 --> 00:16:05,595
GO AHEAD, BOY.
370
00:16:05,629 --> 00:16:08,068
TELL HIM I KNOW
DOGS CAN'T TALK.
371
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,272
LOOK, GOOBER...
372
00:16:10,306 --> 00:16:12,743
GO AHEAD, TELL HIM.
TELL THE SHERIFF.
373
00:16:12,776 --> 00:16:15,016
GOOBER, PLEASE.
374
00:16:15,048 --> 00:16:18,688
HEY, BOY, YOU'LL DO THAT FOR ME,
WON'T YOU, HUH, WON'T YOU?
375
00:16:18,721 --> 00:16:20,425
I BARKED FOR YOU, DIDN'T I?
376
00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,696
WELL, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO
IS SPEAK FOR ME.
377
00:16:22,729 --> 00:16:24,567
GOOBER, LISTEN...
378
00:16:24,599 --> 00:16:26,471
I TELL YOU, ANDY,
HE CAN TALK.
379
00:16:26,504 --> 00:16:27,672
HE'S JUST BEING STUBBORN.
380
00:16:27,706 --> 00:16:29,077
NOW, YOU SAY SOMETHING.
381
00:16:29,109 --> 00:16:30,479
WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME
FOR A SECOND?
382
00:16:30,512 --> 00:16:32,615
IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU.
BECAUSE YOU'RE A SHERIFF.
383
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:35,189
NO.
384
00:16:35,221 --> 00:16:38,195
WELL, IT MUST BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
385
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,471
THERE IT IS.
386
00:16:43,505 --> 00:16:44,707
WELL, WHAT IS IT?
387
00:16:44,739 --> 00:16:46,611
A WALKIE-TALKIE.
388
00:16:48,648 --> 00:16:50,751
YOU HAD A JOKE PLAYED
ON YOU, GOOBER.
389
00:16:50,786 --> 00:16:53,391
JOKE?
390
00:16:53,424 --> 00:16:54,694
YEAH.
391
00:16:54,727 --> 00:16:57,832
I GUESS THAT'S
SOME KIDS' IDEA OF FUN.
392
00:16:57,865 --> 00:16:59,537
KIDS?
393
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:03,244
YEAH,
THAT NEW BOY, TOMMY.
394
00:17:03,278 --> 00:17:04,780
THAT WAS THE VOICE
YOU HEARD.
395
00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:09,124
AND OPIE WAS IN ON IT.
396
00:17:11,327 --> 00:17:12,530
OPIE?
397
00:17:12,563 --> 00:17:15,469
YEAH. I SAW THEM
BEHIND THOSE TREES
398
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,205
WHEN I WAS COMING
OVER HERE.
399
00:17:23,818 --> 00:17:27,126
THEY REALLY KNOW
HOW TO PLAY A GOOD JOKE.
400
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,429
WELL, IT'S NOT MY IDEA
OF A GOOD JOKE.
401
00:17:32,502 --> 00:17:35,176
ANDY,
THEY'RE JUST...KIDS.
402
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:36,378
THEY'LL LEARN.
403
00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:38,215
YEAH, THEY'LL LEARN.
404
00:17:38,248 --> 00:17:41,453
YOU CAN REST ASSURED
OF THAT, GOOBER.
405
00:17:41,487 --> 00:17:43,392
THEY'RE GONNA LEARN.
406
00:17:51,473 --> 00:17:52,643
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING,
407
00:17:52,676 --> 00:17:54,613
BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS
A BAD INFLUENCE.
408
00:17:54,647 --> 00:17:56,617
WELL, LET'S NOT BLAME IT ALL
ON TOMMY.
409
00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:58,288
HE'S AN INSTIGATOR.
410
00:17:58,322 --> 00:18:00,525
MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST
KIND OF FRIEND FOR OPIE TO HAVE,
411
00:18:00,558 --> 00:18:02,162
BUT OPIE'S GOT
A MIND OF HIS OWN.
412
00:18:02,162 --> 00:18:03,564
HE'S ONLY 11 YEARS OLD.
413
00:18:03,598 --> 00:18:05,636
THAT'S OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW
IT WAS WRONG.
414
00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:14,719
LOOK AT 'EM.
415
00:18:14,754 --> 00:18:16,991
BOTH OF 'EM,
JUST CARRYING ON
416
00:18:17,024 --> 00:18:20,499
HAVING A FINE TIME,
AS IF NOTHING WAS WRONG.
417
00:18:25,975 --> 00:18:27,946
WHAT'S THE MATTER, TOMMY?
418
00:18:27,979 --> 00:18:29,750
I'M SICK OF PLAYING CATCH.
419
00:18:29,784 --> 00:18:31,954
WANT TO HAVE
SOME BATTING PRACTICE?
420
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,357
I'LL PITCH TO YOU.
421
00:18:33,392 --> 00:18:34,559
NAH.
422
00:18:35,595 --> 00:18:37,433
BOY, IF I HAD
MY HORSE RIGHT NOW,
423
00:18:37,465 --> 00:18:40,571
I SURE WOULDN'T BE SITTING
AROUND HERE DOING NOTHING.
424
00:18:40,605 --> 00:18:43,312
YEAH, WE'D BE OUT RIDING,
WOULDN'T WE?
425
00:18:43,345 --> 00:18:45,715
SURE HOPE MY DAD
FINDS ME ONE SOON.
426
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,018
WELL, IF HE WERE MINE,
427
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:49,924
HE WOULDN'T BE IN ANY RUSH
TO GET A HORSE.
428
00:18:49,957 --> 00:18:52,963
BE SOME TIME BEFORE HE
COULD SIT IN A SADDLE.
429
00:19:14,607 --> 00:19:16,378
WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
BOYS?
430
00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:18,382
HI, PAW.
HI, MR. TAYLOR.
431
00:19:18,415 --> 00:19:19,649
NOT MUCH HAPPENING,
HUH?
432
00:19:19,684 --> 00:19:21,688
NO, WE'RE JUST
TALKING THINGS OVER.
433
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,994
WELL...CAN'T GET
IN ANY TROUBLE THAT WAY.
434
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,665
I'LL SEE YOU.
435
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,034
BYE.
BYE, PAW.
436
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,805
HEY, UH, TOMMY...
DIDN'T YOU SAY
437
00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:34,078
YOUR FATHER WAS
LOOKING FOR A HORSE
TO BUY FOR YOU?
438
00:19:34,111 --> 00:19:35,916
DID YOU SEE ONE,
MR. TAYLOR?
439
00:19:35,949 --> 00:19:37,118
DID YOU SEE ONE?
440
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:39,022
WELL, NO, NOT EXACTLY,
441
00:19:39,055 --> 00:19:40,892
BUT I WAS OVER
AT THE FILLING STATION
442
00:19:40,926 --> 00:19:42,662
AND A MAN CAME IN
AND TOLD GOOBER
443
00:19:42,695 --> 00:19:45,034
HE HAD A FINE YOUNG HORSE
HE HAD TO SELL REAL CHEAP.
444
00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:47,506
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
YEAH!
445
00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:49,174
DO YOU KNOW
WHERE THE MAN LIVES?
446
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:51,847
NO, I HAD TO LEAVE, BUT I DID
HEAR THE MAN TELL GOOBER
447
00:19:51,881 --> 00:19:53,717
HE WAS GOING TO LEAVE HIM
HIS PHONE NUMBER
448
00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:56,188
IN CASE HE KNEW ANYBODY
THAT WANTED TO BUY THE HORSE.
449
00:19:56,222 --> 00:19:58,093
WE'VE GOT TO GET
THERE RIGHT AWAY!
450
00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:00,599
WOULD YOU DRIVE US TO GOOBER?
PLEASE, HUH, PLEASE?
451
00:20:00,631 --> 00:20:02,402
WELL...OKAY.
452
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,542
BUT LET ME MAKE ONE QUICK
PHONE CALL FIRST, OKAY?
453
00:20:05,575 --> 00:20:09,550
HEY, LET'S WAIT
IN THE SQUAD CAR.
454
00:20:16,831 --> 00:20:20,037
SARAH, WILL YOU GET ME GOOBER
AT THE FILLING STATION?
455
00:20:29,557 --> 00:20:32,194
WHAT'S THE NUMBER, GOOBER?
WHAT'S THE NUMBER?
456
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,000
WHAT?
457
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,239
THE MAN WITH THE HORSE --
HIS TELEPHONE NUMBER.
458
00:20:37,271 --> 00:20:39,275
THE MAN WITH THE HORSE?
459
00:20:39,308 --> 00:20:40,746
WELL, YOU REMEMBER,
GOOBER.
460
00:20:40,778 --> 00:20:43,050
OH...THAT MAN.
461
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,255
YEAH,
HE HAD A BEAUTIFUL HORSE.
462
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,957
I KNOW, BUT WHAT'S
THE NUMBER?
463
00:20:46,991 --> 00:20:49,896
NOW, LET ME SEE...
464
00:20:49,929 --> 00:20:51,933
OH, GOOBER, DIDN'T YOU
EVEN WRITE IT DOWN?
465
00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:53,737
I DIDN'T HAVE A PENCIL HANDY,
466
00:20:53,772 --> 00:20:56,076
BUT I'VE GOT A BETTER WAY
OF REMEMBERING THINGS.
467
00:20:56,109 --> 00:20:57,279
YOU SEE...
468
00:20:57,311 --> 00:20:59,082
I TOLD IT TO MY DOG.
469
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,522
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
470
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:04,727
DON'T LOOK SO DISAPPOINTED.
471
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,566
YOU SEE, HARDLY ANYBODY ELSE
KNOWS THIS...
472
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,001
BUT SPOT CAN TALK.
473
00:21:10,738 --> 00:21:13,142
YEAH, WATCH.
HEY, SPOT...
474
00:21:13,175 --> 00:21:15,246
REMEMBER THAT NUMBER
I TOLD YOU BEFORE?
475
00:21:16,851 --> 00:21:19,254
CAN'T YOU REMEMBER, GOOBER?
CAN'T YOU JUST TRY?
476
00:21:19,289 --> 00:21:21,760
DON'T WORRY.
SPOT'LL TELL YOU.
477
00:21:21,794 --> 00:21:24,098
TELL HIM, BOY.
TELL HIM THE NUMBER.
478
00:21:24,132 --> 00:21:25,301
HE CAN'T TALK.
479
00:21:25,334 --> 00:21:27,338
HE'S A DOG --
HE CAN' TALK.
480
00:21:27,372 --> 00:21:28,974
WELL, SURE, HE CAN.
481
00:21:29,007 --> 00:21:32,148
COME ON, BOY,
YOU REMEMBER THE PHONE NUMBER.
482
00:21:32,181 --> 00:21:35,220
THE MAN THAT HAD
THE BEAUTIFUL HORSE
483
00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:37,626
THAT HE WANTED
TO SELL REAL CHEAP.
484
00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:39,328
SPEAK, BOY.
485
00:21:39,363 --> 00:21:41,833
SPEAK. SPEAK.
486
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,138
HE CAN'T TALK,
'CAUSE HE NEVER COULD TALK.
487
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,742
WHAT?
488
00:21:45,776 --> 00:21:49,316
I HOOKED MY WALKIE-TALKIE
UNDER HIS COLLAR.
489
00:21:49,348 --> 00:21:52,053
I WAS THE ONE
THAT DONE THE TALKING.
490
00:21:52,087 --> 00:21:53,857
IT WAS ALL A TRICK.
491
00:21:53,892 --> 00:21:55,628
WELL, I GUESS
THAT MAKES US EVEN.
492
00:21:56,831 --> 00:21:59,168
BECAUSE THERE NEVER WAS
A MAN WITH A HORSE.
493
00:21:59,202 --> 00:22:00,370
WE MADE THAT UP.
494
00:22:00,405 --> 00:22:01,973
THAT WAS A TRICK OF OURS.
495
00:22:02,007 --> 00:22:04,980
A PRETTY GOOD TRICK,
WASN'T IT, ANDY?
496
00:22:05,014 --> 00:22:06,851
WELL, WHAT'S SO FUNNY
ABOUT THAT?
497
00:22:06,883 --> 00:22:08,053
NOTHING.
498
00:22:08,085 --> 00:22:09,423
NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THAT.
499
00:22:09,455 --> 00:22:10,959
IT WAS A PRACTICAL JOKE
500
00:22:10,992 --> 00:22:13,163
JUST LIKE THE ONE
YOU PULLED ON GOOBER.
501
00:22:13,195 --> 00:22:14,967
PRACTICAL JOKES
CAN HURT PEOPLE.
502
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,373
IF I WAS YOU, I'D
GO HOME AND THINK
ABOUT THAT.
503
00:22:25,355 --> 00:22:28,325
NOW, AS FOR YOU,
YOUNG MAN...
504
00:22:28,361 --> 00:22:29,864
LET'S GO.
505
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,470
I STILL LOVE YOU,
SPOT.
506
00:22:50,505 --> 00:22:52,107
AND WHO KNOWS?
507
00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:55,480
MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL LEARN
HOW TO SIT UP OR SOMETHING.
508
00:23:16,256 --> 00:23:17,558
HEY, GOOBER.
509
00:23:17,592 --> 00:23:19,028
HI, GOOBER.
510
00:23:19,061 --> 00:23:21,332
HEY, BOYS.
511
00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:25,374
GOOBER, TOMMY AND ME
WERE JUST TALKING,
512
00:23:25,408 --> 00:23:28,012
AND, WELL...
513
00:23:29,549 --> 00:23:34,157
GOOBER, WE'RE SORRY ABOUT
THE TRICK WE PULLED ON YOU.
514
00:23:34,192 --> 00:23:37,031
THAT'S OKAY.
515
00:23:42,374 --> 00:23:44,880
HEY, GOOBER, YOU WANT TO PLAY
WALKIE
516
00:23:44,914 --> 00:23:46,181
WELL,
HOW DO YOU PLAY IT?
517
00:23:46,215 --> 00:23:48,554
WELL, OPIE AND I
ARE SECRET AGENTS.
518
00:23:48,586 --> 00:23:50,256
I'M T-X4,
AND HE'S X-2Y.
519
00:23:50,289 --> 00:23:52,061
WE HAVE TO BLOW UP
A BRIDGE.
520
00:23:52,093 --> 00:23:53,329
AND YOU'RE OUR CONTACT.
521
00:23:53,363 --> 00:23:55,000
HEY, OKAY.
522
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,303
AND I'LL BE XYZ-7.
523
00:23:57,337 --> 00:23:58,975
OKAY!
AND WE'LL PLAY UP ON THAT HILL.
524
00:23:59,008 --> 00:24:00,309
AND WE'LL MAKE LIKE
WE'RE SURROUNDED
525
00:24:00,343 --> 00:24:01,948
BY A WHOLE BUNCH
OF ENEMY AGENTS.
526
00:24:01,981 --> 00:24:04,151
AND YOU'RE TALKING TO US,
HELPING US GET OUT!
527
00:24:04,185 --> 00:24:06,689
OKAY. AND WE'LL PLAY LIKE MY
HANDS ARE TIED BEHIND MY BACK
528
00:24:06,723 --> 00:24:09,194
AND SPOT'S AN FBI DOG.
AND HE'S GONNA LET ME LOOSE,
529
00:24:09,228 --> 00:24:11,266
AND I'M GONNA COME UP
AND LET YOU ALL LOOSE.
530
00:24:11,299 --> 00:24:12,668
OKAY.
YOU CAN USE THIS ONE.
531
00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:14,071
ALL RIGHT.
532
00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:15,274
YOU PRESS
THAT BUTTON THERE.
533
00:24:15,307 --> 00:24:17,077
AND WHEN YOU DON'T
WANT TO TALK,
534
00:24:17,110 --> 00:24:19,114
THEN YOU JUST LIFT IT UP
AND THEN YOU TALK THROUGH THIS.
535
00:24:19,148 --> 00:24:20,383
OKAY. OKAY.
536
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:23,992
THIS IS XYZ-7.
CALLING FBI DOG SPOT.
537
00:24:24,025 --> 00:24:27,231
XYZ-7 CALLING FBI DOG SPOT.
OVER.
538
00:24:27,263 --> 00:24:29,302
COME IN, FBI DOG SPOT.
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