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IS THE COAT ABOUT READY?

MM-HMM.

YOU KNOW, I STILL SAY WE MUST HAVE

ONE OF THE BEST SUITES IN THE HOTEL --

A DIRECT VIEW OF GRAUMAN'S CHINESE THEATRE.

ON THIS SIDE, YEAH.

ON OUR SIDE, ALL WE CAN SEE

IS THE CARTER VAN AND STORAGE COMPANY.

OH, THAT'S A FAMOUS ONE --

THE ONE THE MOVIE STARS USE, ANDY.

OH. WE BETTER TAKE A BETTER LOOK AT IT, HADN'T WE?

HERE'S THE MAIL, PA.

A LETTER FROM MISS CRUMP AND ONE FROM GOOBER.

OH, GOOD. I'M SO ANXIOUS TO HEAR FROM HOME.

CAN I OPEN GOOBER'S, PA?

IT'S ADDRESSED TO THE TAYLOR FAMILY.

SURE. GO AHEAD.

OH.

OH, GOOBER SENT US A CLIPPING

FROM THE MAYBERRY GAZETTE.

LONNIE LADNER'S TRAVEL COLUMN, "LONGITUDES AND LATITUDES."

DOES SHE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT US?

WELL, I'M LOOKING. LET'S SEE.

YES. YES. ANDY?

LISTEN-- "THAT TRAVELING TRIO

"ANDY, OPIE AND BEE TAYLOR

"ARE STILL IN HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA

"THE FILM CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.

"THE MOVIE BEING MADE ABOUT ANDY

"SHERIFF WITHOUT A GUN

"BASED ON THE LIFE OF A SHERIFF IN A SMALL COMMUNITY

"IS GOING WELL.

"HI, THERE, MR. CELEBRITY.

"YOUR COLUMNIST HAS LEARNED

"FROM RELIABLE SOURCES

"THAT THE TAYLORS HAVE MADE A CHANGE IN PLANS.

"THEY'LL STAY IN HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA, ANOTHER TWO DAYS.

REMEMBER, YOU READ IT HERE FIRST."

HUH. GOOBER MUST'VE TOLD HIM.

MMM, YES.

THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF EXCITEMENT AT THE GAS STATION.

WHAT WAS THE EXCITEMENT WITH GOOBER?

ANOTHER DOGFIGHT AT THE FILLING STATION.

THAT CHOW AND COLLIE AGAIN.

BIT RIGHT THROUGH THE AIR HOSE.

GOOBER SAYS HE JUST

GOT IN A NEW SHIPMENT OF RADIATOR CAPS, TOO.

HELEN SAY SOMETHING FUNNY?

NO. IT'S JUST SHE WRITES A NICE LETTER.

WHAT'D SHE SAY, PA?

DIFFERENT THINGS.

SHE SAYS HELLO TO YOU ALL.

OH?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU LONESOMER--

NOT GETTING MAIL OR GETTING IT.

WELL, WHAT WILL WE DO TONIGHT, ANDY?

OH, LET'S NOT DO ANYTHING.

WE'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND SO MUCH

LET'S JUST KIND OF HANG AROUND HERE FOR ONCE, HUH?

I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

GOOBER SAYS HE WANTS SOME MORE PICTURE POSTCARDS.

I'LL PICK SOME UP ON THE WAY TO THE STUDIO.

OH, ANDY, YOU BETTER GET GOING.

I GUESS.

I'M NERVOUS ABOUT THIS, YOU KNOW?

OH, ANDY, WHAT ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A BIG FUSS

OVER A FEW PUBLICITY PICTURES?

I DON'T KNOW WHY MY PICTURE'S SO IMPORTANT.

ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH DARLENE MASON?

YEAH.

WELL, IT'S IMPORTANT

BECAUSE SHE'S THE LEADING LADY OF THE MOVIE

AND YOU'RE THE REAL SHERIFF TAYLOR.

PAPERS LIKE THINGS LIKE THAT.

WELL, I GUESS.

YOU THINK SHE'S AS PRETTY AS MISS CRUMP?

WELL, I GUESS SHE IS.

SHE'S A MOVIE STAR.

WOULD YOU GET ME HER AUTOGRAPH?

I'M JUST GOING OVER THERE AND COME RIGHT BACK.

WELL, IT'D BE NO HARM ASKING HER.

YOU'LL BE THERE ANYWAY.

WELL, ALL RIGHT. GIVE IT HERE.

WELL, YOU'D BETTER GET GOING, ANDY.

HURRY UP. OKAY.

HURRY UP. BYE.

GO ON, GO ON.

OH, AND SAY AUNT BEE SAYS HELLO.

TELL HER I SAID HELLO, TOO.

BYE.

BYE.

YEAH, UH-HUH.

WELL, I'LL HAVE HER THERE AT 5:00.

YEAH. DON'T WORRY.

HI, MR. MICHAELS.

YEAH, I'LL GET YOU LATER.

HIYA, ANDY.

YOU HAVE TROUBLE GETTING HERE?

NO, THE BUS LET ME OFF RIGHT IN FRONT.

THE BUS?! ANDY...

YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME.

I WOULD'VE SENT THE CAR FOR YOU.

OH, THAT'S OKAY.

ANYTIME YOU WANT TO COME HERE

I'LL SEND A CAR FOR YOU.

LOOK, NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,

I'D LIKE TO GET A LITTLE DOPE ON YOU FOR THE FAN MAGAZINES.

FAN MAGAZINES?

WELL, SURE.

FAN MAGAZINES, NEWSPAPERS, EVERYTHING.

THIS IS FOR THE HUMAN INTEREST SIDE OF THE PICTURE.

OH, I SEE.

"ANDY TAYLOR: THE MAN WHO INSPIRED IT ALL.

FEARLESS AND COOL."

WAIT A MINUTE.

NO, ANDY TAYLOR, THE MAN WHO REPRESENTS LAW AND ORDER

AND RIDES TALL IN THE SADDLE.

I DON'T RIDE A HORSE.

YOU DON'T RIDE A HORSE?

NO.

YOU MUST'VE RODE A HORSE WHEN YOU WERE LIKE...

WELL, WHEN I WAS A KID.

SO YOU RIDE A HORSE. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

SIX FOOT.

SIX FOOT THREE.

I SAID SIX FOOT.

SIX-TWO.

GIVE ME A COUPLE OF INCHES.

I DON'T SEE ANY POINT IN EXAGGERATING.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A PUBLICITY MAN.

IT IS UP TO ME TO MAKE YOU A FASCINATING FELLA.

A COUPLE OF INCHES AIN'T GONNA DO IT, BUT...

YOU ADD IT ALL UP...

OH, I SEE.

ANYTHING ELSE?

YEAH, GIRLS.

NO, NO, NO.

I MEANT HOW MANY GIRLS YOU GOT BACK THERE IN BLUEBERRY?

MAYBERRY.

I'M SORRY. HOW MANY GIRLS YOU SWING WITH?

FOUR, SIX, EIGHT?

I GO WITH ONE GIRL.

BECAUSE WE HAVE...

ONE?

YOU KNOW, I HAD THAT FEELING.

ONE GIRL.

ONE GIRL.

WELL, LET'S GET THE PICTURES.

OKAY, LOU, LET'S GO, HUH?

WHERE WE GOING TO TAKE THE PICTURES?

RIGHT HERE IN DARLENE'S DRESSING ROOM.

IN HER DRESSING ROOM?

YEAH. SEE, THIS IS REAL BEHIND-THE-SCENES STUFF.

WELL, LISTEN, MAYBE SHE'S BUSY OR SOMETHING.

NAH, NAH. SHE'S JUST GETTING DRESSED.

DARLENE, HONEY, I GOT THE SHERIFF WITH ME.

COME IN.

LISTEN, MAYBE I BETTER COME BACK SOME OTHER TIME. SHE'S GETTING DRESSED.

WHAT FOR?

COME ON, AN...

DARLENE, THIS IS ANDY TAYLOR.

OH, HI.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

OH, WELL, SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.

OH, THANK YOU.

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE, PAT.

HONEY, NOT TOO HEAVY ON THE MAKEUP.

REMEMBER, YOU'RE PLAYING A GAL FROM

MAYBERRY.

YEAH, MAYBERRY, SOUTH CAROLINA.

NORTH CAROLINA.

NORTH, NORTH.

AND, LOU, LET'S GET THEM FROM OVER HERE, MAYBE, HUH?

WELL, UH, HOW DO YOU LIKE HOLLYWOOD?

FINE.

YOU DON'T SAY MUCH, DO YOU?

WELL, I'VE, UH...

I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A LADY'S DRESSING ROOM BEFORE.

OH, WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

WE'RE JUST A LITTLE MORE CASUAL HERE IN HOLLYWOOD.

WHERE YOU STAYING?

THE, UH, PIEDMONT, UH, HOTEL.

OH, YES, THAT'S VERY NICE.

WELL, WE LIKE IT.

SAY, UH, YOU'RE NERVOUS, AREN'T YOU?

A LITTLE, YEAH.

WELL, DON'T BE NERVOUS.

OOH, SAY, THAT'S A LOT OF HAIR YOU HAVE THERE.

OKAY, DARLENE, ANYTIME.

OKAY. BE READY IN A MINUTE.

MM!

WELL, HERE WE ARE. THIS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND?

YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S THE IMAGE.

$12.95. GOOD. NOW, FOR THE FIRST SHOT

I WANT BOTH OF YOU IN THAT CORNER

WITH THE SCRIPT.

THE SCRIPT. OKAY.

ANDY, YOU MOVE OVER.

A LITTLE CLOSER, ANDY. MOVE.

ANDY, WE'D LIKE TO GET BOTH OF YOU

ON THE SAME NEGATIVE.

MOVE OVER.

YOU GOT THAT, LOU?

NOW LOOK UP HERE.

UM, SHERIFF, THIS IS NOT A LINEUP.

A LITTLE SMILE, MAYBE.

COME ON, ANDY. SMILE.

THERE, THAT'S BETTER.

OOH, YOU ARE A BIG ONE, AREN'T YOU?

NOW, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ANDY, YOU SIT ON THE ARM. SIT ON THE ARM.

ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO.

THERE.

NOW, HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN HOLLYWOOD?

A FEW MORE DAYS.

NOW LET'S CHANGE POSITIONS.

DARLENE, YOU SIT ON THE ARM.

OKAY, I'LL BE HERE. HERE WE GO.

THERE.

THEY'RE FAST, AREN'T THEY?

I JUST HAD A TERRIFIC IDEA.

SINCE YOU'RE PLAYING THE FEMALE LEAD IN THE PICTURE

AND YOU'RE THE REAL SHERIFF

WHY DON'T YOU TWO GET TOGETHER?

HAVE DINNER, TALK OVER THE PROJECT.

IT'D BE GOOD FOR THE PICTURE

AND WE COULD GET A LOT OF GOOD PUBLICITY OUT OF IT.

PAT, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

WANT TO DO THAT, SHERIFF?

I DON'T HAVE A THING TO DO TONIGHT.

WE COULD GET TOGETHER, HAVE A BITE TO EAT, TALK.

IT COULD BE THAT WE, WE MIGHT BE BUSY.

BUT IF THERE'S ANY CHANCE...

OH, WELL, IF YOU FIND YOURSELF FREE

I'M AT THE HOLLYWOOD MARQUIS.

NOW A NICE COZY ONE.

ALL RIGHT, MOVE OVER.

OKAY. THERE.

OOH. WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT'S THAT?

OH, OH. MY, UH...

MY SON WANTED YOUR AUTOGRAPH.

OH...

WELL, WE'LL DO THIS A LITTLE LATER.

NOW.

NOW CLOSE.

CLOSE TOGETHER.

THERE.

WONDERFUL! THAT ONE OUGHT TO HIT THE PAPERS.

THAT'S NOT SO BAD, IS IT?

NO, IT'S NOT.

HELLO.

YES, GOOBER, I SAW IT.

NO, I'M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

NO, IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME ONE LITTLE BIT.

YOU KNOW, PA, I THINK DARLENE MASON'S AUTOGRAPH'S

THE BEST ONE I GOT.

OH, GOOD.

SHE SURE HAS GOOD PENMANSHIP.

YEAH, SHE DOES.

THANKS FOR GETTING IT FOR ME, PA.

IT'S OKAY.

IF YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH AUNT BEE

YOU BETTER GO GET READY.

OKAY. I JUST WANT TO COUNT MY AUTOGRAPHS.

ALL RIGHT.

OPERATOR, I'D LIKE TO PLACE A LONG-DISTANCE CALL

TO MAYBERRY, NORTH CAROLINA.

PERSON TO PERSON TO MISS HELEN CRUMP.

AND THE NUMBER THERE IS 2-3-8-9.

THANK YOU.

I GOT EIGHT COUNTING YOURS.

THEN YOU REALLY GOT SEVEN.

GEE, THEY'RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT YOU.

THAT MAKES YOU SORT OF FAMOUS.

AW, THANKS.

YOU BETTER GO GET READY.

OKAY. OKAY.

HELLO!

HOW ARE YOU?

DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE MY VOICE?

IT'S ANDY.

TAYLOR.

OH, YOU DID RECOGNIZE IT.

WELL, UH, WHAT'S NEW?

WHAT'S NEW? OH, NOTHING THAT WOULD INTEREST A HOLLYWOOD PLAYBOY.

PLAYBOY?

OH, DID THAT HIT THE MAYBERRY PAPER ALREADY?

WELL, THEY TOLD ME TO SMILE.

I'VE SEEN YOU SMILE.

THAT WASN'T JUST A SMILE.

YOU WERE THOROUGHLY ENJOYING YOURSELF.

WELL, I DIDN'T HATE IT.

WELL, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

RUN AND HIDE IN THE CLOSET?

EVERYBODY IN MAYBERRY'S BEEN CALLING TO SEE

IF I SAW YOUR PICTURE IN THE PAPER WITH DARLENE MASON.

IF YOU WANT TO GO TO HOLLYWOOD AND DATE STARLETS

IT'S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT WITH ME.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

I DIDN'T DATE HER.

WE WERE IN HER DRESSING ROOM.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

SHE'S A VERY NICE PERSON.

IF SHE'S SUCH A NICE PERSON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

I'M SURE YOU'D MAKE JUST A WONDERFUL COUPLE. GOOD-BYE.

WAIT A MINUTE!

OPERATOR.

CALLING SOMEBODY?

NO, I WAS JUST, UH, CHECKING THE TIME.

OPIE, ARE YOU READY? Opie: IN A SECOND!

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO COME ON THIS TOUR WITH US, ANDY?

OH, I DON'T THINK SO.

OH, I UNDERSTAND BEVERLY HILLS HAS SOME BEAUTIFUL HOMES.

OH, I'M SURE IT DOES.

AND THE GARDENS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FABULOUS.

THEY SAY NOWHERE ON EARTH DO ZINNIAS DO BETTER.

GOOD.

AND THE SNAPDRAGONS JUST GO CRAZY.

I'M SURE THEY DO.

GEE, AUNT BEE, I HATE TO GO OUT IN THIS.

OPIE, ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT AGAIN?

OKAY.

WE'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.

OKAY. HAVE A GOOD TIME.

OKAY. BYE, PA.

BYE.

OPERATOR, WOULD YOU GET ME HOLLYWOOD 2

THANK YOU.

HOLLYWOOD MARQUIS?

THIS IS ANDY TAYLOR.

I'D LIKE TO SPEAK WITH DARLENE MASON.

UH, THIS IS ANDY TAYLOR, MISS MASON.

HOW ARE YOU?

COULD I HAVE 50 CENTS TO SPEND

IN CASE THEY SELL POST CARDS?

ASK AUNT BEE.

SHE TOLD ME TO ASK YOU.

EXCUSE ME A SECOND.

TELL HER IT'S OKAY.

IS THAT DARLENE MASON?

OPIE, YOU WANT TO RUN ALONG?

WHAT ARE YOU CALLING HER ABOUT, PA?

EXCUSE ME, IT'S MY SON.

OH, I SEE.

HE CAME BACK FOR SOME MONEY

AND HE WANTED TO KNOW WHY I WAS CALLING YOU.

WELL, SO DO I.

WELL...

YOU WANT TO RUN ALONG?

ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE A DATE WITH HER?

YOU WANT TO RUN ALONG?

SEE YOU, PA.

WELL, ARE YA, PA?

WELL, UH...

AS A MATTER OF FACT, UH... I WAS WONDERING

IF, UH, IF I COULD COME OVER AND, UH, MAYBE WE COULD...

TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE AND EVERYTHING.

AROUND 7:00?

FINE.

RIGHT. I'LL BE THERE. BYE.

OH, ANDY, IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.

SUCH BEAUTIFUL HOMES.

AND YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYBODY ON THE STREET BUT GARDENERS.

EVERYBODY ELSE WAS IN CARS.

Andy: FINE.

WE SAW A GIRL THAT HAD ON AN OUTFIT LIKE MINE.

IT LOOKED AWFUL ON HER, TOO.

ANDY, HAVE YOU THOUGHT WHERE WE'D HAVE SUPPER TONIGHT?

UH, WELL, UH...

OOH, WELL.

LISTEN, I WON'T BE ABLE TO HAVE SUPPER WITH YOU TONIGHT.

I HAVE, UH, AN APPOINTMENT.

WITH MISS MASON?

IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING.

DARLENE MASON?

UH, WELL...

THERE ARE SOME THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE

THAT, UH, SHE WANTS TO KIND OF GO OVER.

I MEAN, SINCE SHE'S PLAYING THE FEMALE LEAD

AND I'M THE REAL SHERIFF AND EVERYTHING.

GEE, PA, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH MAKING THE PICTURE.

WELL, THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS

THAT HAVE TO BE GONE OVER.

OPIE, YOU AND I WILL GO 'ROUND TO THE PIZZA PLACE.

I'M DYING TO TRY IT.

OH, BOY!

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

WELL, I BETTER GO.

I DON'T EXPECT I'LL BE LATE.

WELL... OFF TO WORK.

HI.

HI.

COME ON IN.

YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME.

OH, THANK YOU.

BOY, YOU CERTAINLY DO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL PLACE HERE.

WELL, THANK YOU.

WELL, LOOK AT THAT VIEW.

OH, YES.

BOY, THAT'S REALLY HOLLYWOOD, HUH?

HOLLYWOOD IN ALL ITS GLORY.

I GUESS THAT'S NORTH.

YEAH.

THAT'D BE SOUTH, THEN, I GUESS.

I GUESS.

AND YOU CERTAINLY DO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL PLACE HERE--

THAT RUG AND THE WALLS AND THE CHAIRS...

THANK YOU.

I DECORATED IT MYSELF.

YOU DIDN'T.

YES, I DID.

YOU MEAN YOU PUT ALL THESE TABLES

AND LAMPS AND EVERYTHING IN?

MM-HMM.

WELL, THAT CERTAINLY IS SOMETHING.

AND WHAT A VIEW.

OH, WELL, I DIDN'T PUT TH IN.

NO... I GUESS IT WAS HERE.

ANDY, CAN I FIX A DRINK FOR YOU?

NO, THANK YOU. BUT IT CERTAINLY IS BEAUTIFUL.

THOSE DRAPES AND EVERYTHING.

THANK YOU.

UH, SIT DOWN, WON'T YOU?

UH, WELL...

I'M CERTAINLY GLAD YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND ABOUT COMING.

OH, WELL, I SAID TO MYSELF

I SAID, "WELL, IF THERE'S ANYTHING THAT I CAN DO

"TO HELP THEM MAKE THIS A BETTER PICTURE

THEN THAT'S THE THING FOR ME TO DO."

WELL, I THINK THAT WAS VERY SWEET OF YOU, ANDY.

WELL...

WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU SAY THOSE DRAPES ARE?

YELLOW.

YEAH, I GUESS THEY ARE YELLOW.

WELL, UH... WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO EAT?

OH, ALL RIGHT, IF YOU LIKE.

WELL, WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO?

WELL, NOW, LET ME SEE.

THE MARSEILLAIS HAS THE BEST FOOD.

BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO CALL THEM FOR A RESERVATION.

NUMBER'S RIGHT HERE ON THE TABLE.

I'LL GO GET MY THINGS.

OKAY.

HELLO?

I WONDER IF I CAN MAKE A RESERVATION FOR TWO?

OH, I SEE.

ANDREW TAYLOR.

THANK YOU.

THEY SAID IT'D BE ABOUT A HALF HOUR.

OH. WELL, THEN WE MIGHT JUST AS WELL WAIT HERE.

SURE, LET'S JUST... WAIT RIGHT HERE.

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE

THE FOOD AT THIS PLACE.

WELL, GOOD. I'M SURE I WILL.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD ESCARGOT?

NO, BUT I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE.

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ANDY

WHEN WE GET THERE, I'LL ORDER FOR BOTH OF US, OKAY?

YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.

MAYBE WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE COQ AU VIN

A LITTLE CAESAR SALAD...

OH, I NEVER HAD THAT BEFORE.

OH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU EAT NORMALLY?

OH, JUST... FOOD.

CHICKEN, MEAT AND LIKE THAT.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

HMM?

WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT THE PICTURE.

NO, WE HAVEN'T, HAVE WE?

ALL RIGHT, COME ON. NOW, TELL ME ALL ABOUT MAYBERRY.

WELL, THERE'S NOT MUCH TO TELL. IT'S JUST A LITTLE TOWN.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO THERE?

WE...HANG AROUND...

WE GET UP IN THE MORNING, GO TO WORK, AND COME HOME.

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR ENTERTAINMENT?

OH, WELL...

WE HAVE TELEVISION AND MOVIES.

WE'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE.

AH.

AND WE TAKE, UH, RIDES

IN THE CAR OUT OF TOWN ON SUNDAY.

WE HAVE OUR LOCAL BASEBALL TEAM.

AND WE FISH.

AND WE HAVE CREEKS WE SWIM IN.

EVENINGS, WE SIT AROUND ON THE PORCH AND VISIT,

WATCH THE CHILDREN PLAYING UNDER THE STREETLIGHTS.

MM. I REMEMBER DOING THAT AS A KID.

YEAH?

UH-HUH. I GREW UP IN KANSAS.

YOU DID?

UH-HUH. YOU KNOW, WE USED TO GO OUT AFTER DARK,

SIT ON THE CURB, AND TELL GHOST STORIES...

OH.

...AND CATCH FIREFLIES AND PUT THEM IN A JAR YEAH.

AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WE USED TO DO?

AFTER A RAINSTORM, WE'D GO DOWN TO THE CREEK --

UM, YEAH, WHITEWATER CREEK, IT WAS --

AND WE'D CATCH POLLYWOGS.

YOU EVER DO THAT?

YEAH. YEAH, I'VE, UH...

LISTEN, I SHOULDN'T BE HERE.

WELL, WHY NOT?

WELL... SEE, I HAVE THIS GIRL.

HERE'S HER... HER PICTURE.

OH... UH, WHAT'S HER NAME?

HELEN CRUMP.

AND, UH, WELL, WE HAVE THIS UNDERSTANDING

AND... WELL, WE GO TOGETHER.

YES, I SEE.

AND I HAD A... WELL...

I HAD A FIGHT WITH HER ON THE PHONE

AND I CAME OVER HERE.

OH, ANDY, I UNDERSTAND.

WELL... THANKS.

WELL... LET'S GO EAT.

OKAY.

COME ON.

OKAY.

HERE. HERE.

THANK YOU.

YOU, UH... CERTAINLY DO HAVE A LOVELY PLACE.

: THANKS.

HELLO, SARAH, WOULD YOU GET ME THE PIEDMONT HOTEL IN HOLLYWOOD?

YES, SARAH, I'M CALLING ANDY.

I KNOW I WAS WRONG.

THAT'S WHY I'M CALLING HIM.

NOW, WOULD YOU GET HIM FOR ME, PLEASE?

HELLO?

MAYBERRY?!

HELLO?

OH, MISS CRUMP.

FINE.

YEAH, IT'S NICE OUT HERE.

NO, HE ISN'T IN NOW, AND AUNT BEE'S RESTING.

OH, DO YOU EXPECT HIM BACK SOON, OPIE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

HE WENT OVER TO DARLENE MASON'S APARTMENT.

OH, I SEE.

I DON'T THINK HE'LL BE BACK TILL LATE

'CAUSE HE WAS WEARING HIS BLUE SUIT.

OKAY, BYE.

HELLO?

SARAH, I'D PREFER TO HANDLE MY OWN AFFAIRS.

YOU SAY SHE CALLED ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO?

YEAH, I THINK SO.

I TOLD HER I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE HOME TILL LATE.

THANKS.

HOW COME YOU'RE HOME SO EARLY, PA?

DID YOU FINISH TALKING ABOUT THE PICTURE?

YEAH, I FINISHED.

WELL, GEE, FOR SUCH A SHORT TIME

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAD TO PUT ON YOUR BLUE SUIT.

HELLO? HI, HELEN.

I HEAR YOU CALLED.

YES, I DID, BUT I SEEMED TO HAVE CALLED THE WRONG NUMBER.

I SHOULD HAVE CALLED DARLENE MASON'S APARTMENT.

GOOD NIGHT, SARAH.

I'M SIGNING OFF NOW.

YOU SURE DIDN'T TALK VERY LONG, PA.

NO.

OH, ANDY, YOU'RE HOME EARLY.

YEAH.

DID YOU ACCOMPLISH EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO?

I GOT TO TELL YOU

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED.

HMM?

LISTEN, I GOT TO GO OUT AGAIN.

OH...

I WON'T BE GONE LONG

AND EVERYTHING'LL BE FINE.

GEE, MAKING MOVIES SURE TAKES A LOT OF TIME.

YES, IT MUST BE VERY DIFFICULT.

THAT'S RIGHT, JUST AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

WELL, HELEN, NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

GOOD.

WELL, I GUESS THE WHOLE THING WAS MY FAULT TO BEGIN WITH.

I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU, MISS MASON.

OH, YES, PUT HIM ON.

SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.

OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

HI, HELEN.

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT NOW?

OH, GOOD, I'M CERTAINLY GLAD TO HEAR THAT.

WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH

DARLENE'S BEEN JUST LIKE A SISTER TO ME.

WHAT WAS THAT?

OH... MISS MASON JUST OPENED A BOTTLE OF POP.

I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO GET THIS PACKING STARTED,

SO WE WON'T BE RUSHED AT THE LAST MINUTE.

WELL, WE'VE GOT TWO MORE DAYS.

I KNOW, BUT YOU KNOW HOW TIME FLIES.

OH, OPIE, I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH ROOM

TO PACK ALL THE STUFF YOU BOUGHT OUT HERE.

WELL, IT'S ALL GOOD STUFF.

IF THERE ISN'T ENOUGH ROOM,

MAYBE I COULD LEAVE MY SUIT BEHIND.

WE'LL MANAGE.

WELL, OPIE, HAVE YOU ENJOYED YOUR VACATION OUT HERE?

YEAH, IT'S BEEN KEEN.

HI.

WELL, YOU WEREN'T OUT VERY LONG.

NO.

WELL, DID YOU ACCOMPLISH WHAT YOU WANTED TO THIS TIME?

I THINK SO.

OH, YOU KNOW, ANDY, I WAS THINKING --

YOU KNOW THOSE PICTURES YOU HAD TAKEN WITH DARLENE MASON?

WHAT ABOUT 'EM?

WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND GET SOME

AND BRING THEM BACK TO MAYBERRY?

WOULDN'T HELEN BE THRILLED

TO SEE YOU WITH ONE OF YOUR COWORKERS, HMM?