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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,660 LOOKS BAD, ANDY. 2 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,429 REAL BAD. 3 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:30,198 WHAT LOOKS BAD? 4 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:33,501 SAME OLD TROUBLE -- TIRED HAIR. 5 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,804 THERE'S NO LIFE. IT'S LISTLESS. 6 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:39,340 IT'S ALL TUCKERED OUT. 7 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,442 IT JUST LAYS THERE. 8 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,811 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THAT? 9 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:46,780 WELL, HAIR'S JUST LIKE A BODY, AND IT NEEDS EXERCISE. 10 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:49,317 UP, DOWN. UP, DOWN. 11 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,585 UP, DOWN. 1, 2, 3. 12 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:54,288 UP, DOWN! 13 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,692 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT, FLOYD? 14 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:01,595 SCALP TREATMENT. $3. 15 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:02,796 NO, THANK YOU. 16 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,365 $2. NO VIBRATOR. 17 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,566 NO, THANK YOU. 18 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,268 $1. JUST FINGERS. 19 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:10,504 FLOYD, I DON'T WANT A SCALP TREATMENT. 20 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:11,739 OKAY, ANDY. 21 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:14,175 IT'S YOUR HAIR. 22 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:17,145 WON'T BE FOR LONG, THOUGH. 23 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:20,681 HEY, ANDY. 24 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:22,416 OH, HEY, GOOBER. 25 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:23,817 ANDY... 26 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,686 WHAT AM I THINKING? 27 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,821 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 28 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:29,423 WELL, GUESS. 29 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:31,425 I CAN'T GUESS. 30 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,361 YOU AIN'T GOT IT. 31 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,230 I AIN'T GOT WHAT? 32 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:38,332 E.S.P. 33 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:40,301 E.S.P.? THAT'S RIGHT. 34 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,736 YOU MEAN EXTRASENSORY PERCEPTION? 35 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,239 YEAH. YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU READ FOLKS' MINDS 36 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,807 AND PREDICT THE FUTURE AND THINGS. 37 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,209 WARREN'S GOT IT. 38 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:49,443 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 39 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:51,612 WARREN'S GOT E.S.P. 40 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,214 HE GIVE ME THIS ARTICLE TO READ UP ON IT. 41 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:54,415 IT'S REAL INTERESTING. 42 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,683 WAIT A MINUTE. 43 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,818 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME WARREN TOLD YOU 44 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:00,854 THAT HE CAN READ FOLKS' MINDS AND PREDICT THE FUTURE? 45 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:03,191 THAT'S RIGHT. 46 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:04,458 HE'S TOO MUCH. 47 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:05,726 YES, HE IS. 48 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,295 HE WAS IN HERE YESTERDAY. 49 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:09,630 HE TOLD ME OTIS WOULD COME IN FOR A SHAVE 50 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:10,898 BEFORE I CLOSED. 51 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:12,400 HE PREDICTED IT, ANDY. 52 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:14,502 HE PREDICTED IT RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES. 53 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:16,370 WHAT HAPPENED? 54 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:17,638 I SAW OTIS STAGGER BY. 55 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,440 SO I WENT OUT AND ASKED HIM 56 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,674 IF HE WANTED A SHAVE. 57 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,510 I'LL BE DOGGED. DID YOU SHAVE HIM? 58 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,645 I HELPED HIM IN, PUT HIM IN THE CHAIR 59 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:25,913 AND I SHAVED HIM. 60 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:27,548 WOW! 61 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,917 WELL, THAT DOESN'T COUNT, FLOYD. 62 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,585 OTIS DIDN'T COME IN. 63 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,521 YOU WENT OUT AND GOT HIM. 64 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,789 WELL, I SAY WARREN'S GOT A GIFT. 65 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,661 I WAS WONDERING 66 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:42,663 WHAT HE WAS ACTING SO STRANGE ABOUT. 67 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:43,931 WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 68 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:45,466 HE'S NOT ACTING STRANGE. 69 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,834 HE'S GOT A GIFT OF E.S.P., 70 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,702 AND HE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE. 71 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:51,672 IT SAYS HERE IN THIS MAGAZINE PEOPLE CAN DO THEM THINGS. 72 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:54,375 FLOYD, WARREN'S BEEN DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB 73 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,510 AS MY DEPUTY SINCE HE'S BEEN HERE. 74 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:57,711 HE'S A WINNER. 75 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,413 AND I KNOW HOW HE'S YOUR NEPHEW 76 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,649 AND YOU MUST BE PROUD OF HIM AND EVERYTHING. 77 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,451 HE'S A REAL LAWSON. 78 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:05,819 BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE E.S.P. 79 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,423 HEY, WARREN. HEY, GOOBER. 80 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:10,691 HEY, UNCLE FLOYD. 81 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,626 ANDY... 82 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:14,595 I KNEW YOU WERE HERE. 83 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:15,796 THOUGHT WAVES. 84 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:16,997 UH-HUH. 85 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,732 REMARKABLE! 86 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:21,369 IMAGE OF MY SISTER -- 87 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:24,338 SAME HIGH FOREHEAD, SAME POINTY NOSE. 88 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:25,606 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT E.S.P.? 89 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:26,974 WELL, ANDY, IT'S SOMETHING 90 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,776 I'M JUST BLESSED WITH, I GUESS -- 91 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,878 SOMETHING OVER WHICH I HAVE NO CONTROL. 92 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:32,380 IT'S LIKE THE BOOK SAYS -- 93 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,448 "THE POWERS OF EXTRASENSORY PERCEPTION 94 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,384 COME AND GO OF THEIR OWN VOLITION." 95 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,652 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE POWERS LIKE THAT. 96 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,521 WELL, WHAT ABOUT YESTERDAY, ANDY? 97 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,822 WHAT ABOUT YESTERDAY? 98 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,524 WHEN I TOLD YOU TO THINK OF A NUMBER 99 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,493 BETWEEN ONE AND TEN AND I PICKED IT. 100 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:47,895 WELL, IT TOOK YOU EIGHT TRIES. I GOT IT, ANDY. 101 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:50,464 LISTEN TO THIS -- ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL ON A MOUNTAIN... 102 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:51,799 LET ME READ THAT, GOOBER. 103 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,401 WARREN, I'M READING IT. 104 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,903 GOOBER, THAT HAPPENS TO BE MY MAGAZINE. 105 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:57,371 GEE WHIZ. 106 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:59,039 GOOBER, WHEN I LEND YOU MY MAGAZINE, 107 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,508 I WOULD APPRECIATE IT 108 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,376 IF YOU DIDN'T TURN DOWN THE CORNERS. 109 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:03,644 GEE, I HATE THAT. 110 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,379 ANDY, THIS PARTICULAR INCIDENT 111 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:06,914 ABOUT THE GIRL ON THE MOUNTAIN 112 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:09,049 HAPPENS TO BE A VERY SIGNIFICANT CASE. 113 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,518 OOH! 114 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:12,753 IT HAPPENED IN POLAND IN 1928. 115 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,922 "12-YEAR-OLD SONIA WALLACHALKA 116 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,524 "OF WARSAW, POLAND 117 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:18,492 "WHILE WALKING DOWN A CITY STREET 118 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:20,060 "SAW A VISION OF AN AVALANCHE. 119 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,662 "THE FOLLOWING EVENING, 120 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:24,064 "THERE WAS AN AVALANCHE AT A NEARBY MOUNTAIN. 121 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,733 "THIS LITTLE GIRL'S WARNING 122 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,668 SAVED THE LIVES OF FOUR PEOPLE." 123 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,069 THAT'S DOCUMENTED, ANDY. 124 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,538 THAT IS DOCUMENTATION. 125 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:32,440 WELL, JUST BECAUSE SHE DID IT 126 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,074 DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN DO IT. 127 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,543 BOY, YOU KNOW, ANDY, 128 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,545 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS TO YOU 129 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:39,547 BUT YOU ARE WHAT WE CALL A SKEPTIC. 130 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,081 SONIA, UH...WALLA... 131 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,416 WALLACHALKA. 132 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,684 ACHALKA... 133 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,420 I'D LIKE TO SHAKE THAT LITTLE GIRL'S HAND. 134 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,722 WARREN, COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE SHE DONE 135 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:51,359 OR DO YOU JUST KNOW ABOUT OTIS NEEDING A SHAVE 136 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,093 AND THINGS LIKE THAT? 137 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,662 OH, I SEE. UH-HUH. ALL RIGHT. 138 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,364 LET'S CLEAR THE AIR AROUND HERE 139 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:57,698 ONCE AND FOR ALL. 140 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,433 THERE HAPPENS TO BE A TEST IN THIS MAGAZINE. 141 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:00,834 I AM WILLING TO SUBMIT TO IT. 142 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:02,102 NOW, IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 143 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,004 HERE'S WHAT WE DO. I LEAVE THE ROOM. 144 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,039 THE THREE OF YOU PICK OUT AN OBJECT -- 145 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,508 ANY OBJECT IN THE ROOM -- 146 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,776 AND I COME BACK IN 147 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,678 AND ATTEMPT TO IDENTIFY SAID OBJECT. 148 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:12,380 MIRACULOUS! 149 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,948 OKAY, BUT IF IT DOESN'T WORK, 150 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,385 THAT PROVES YOU DON'T HAVE E.S.P., RIGHT? 151 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,652 ALL RIGHT. AGREED. 152 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:20,053 ANY TIME YOU'RE READY. 153 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:21,589 FINE. 154 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,894 ALL RIGHT, NOW, LET'S PICK SOMETHING. 155 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,529 OH, HEY, THIS BRUSH. 156 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,531 NO, NO. YOU'LL WAVE THAT AROUND 157 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,500 AND POINT TO IT AND EVERYTHING. 158 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:33,934 HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS TABLE? 159 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,135 YEAH, THE TABLE. 160 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,770 OKAY. 161 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,607 OKAY, WARREN. 162 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,723 ANY TIME YOU'RE READY. 163 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:00,160 IF YOU WILL ALL PLEASE CONCENTRATE 164 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,029 ON THE OBJECT OF YOUR CHOICE. 165 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,598 HEY, THIS IS SCARY, AIN'T IT? 166 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,604 FLOYD! 167 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:20,914 THE MIRROR. 168 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:23,717 OH, WONDERFUL! WONDERFUL! 169 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,486 FLOYD, IT WAS THE TABLE. 170 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,120 UH OH, YEAH. 171 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:29,523 OH, THE TABLE, HUH? 172 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:30,791 WELL, ANDY... 173 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,059 ANDY, COME HERE. 174 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:33,527 LOOK IN THE MIRROR, ANDY. 175 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:35,195 WHAT DO YOU SEE? THE TABLE, RIGHT? 176 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,465 THAT'S WHAT WE CALL REFLECTIVE THOUGHT WAVES. 177 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:38,932 FROM YOUR MIND INTO THE MIRROR 178 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,901 BACK TO THE TABLE BACK TO THE MIRROR 179 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,536 AND INTO MY THOUGHT PROCESSES. 180 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:44,772 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE WHAT I HAVE, ISN'T IT? 181 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,077 YOU WANT TO GO TO MYERS' LAKE, HUH? 182 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,612 LET'S DO. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN 183 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:53,080 OUT OF THIS OFFICE FOR MONTHS. 184 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,948 WARREN CAN TAKE CARE OF THE OFFICE. 185 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,584 A FEW HOURS OUT IN THE FRESH AIR 186 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:57,785 YOU'LL BE LIKE A NEW MAN. 187 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,019 HMM? OKAY. 188 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,220 OH, GOOD. 189 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:03,724 HEY, UH...HEY, WARREN? 190 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,594 HERE, ANDY. 191 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,228 OH. LISTEN, HELEN AND I ARE GOING 192 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,863 ON A LITTLE PICNIC TOMORROW. 193 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:11,665 YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THINGS 194 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:13,667 HERE IN THE OFFICE WHILE WE'RE GONE? 195 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:14,935 SURE, SURE, SURE. 196 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,937 YOU JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME, THAT'S ALL. 197 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,739 OKAY. I'LL CALL SHERIFF MITCHELL 198 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,674 OVER IN PILOT COUNTY AND TELL HIM. 199 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:21,942 IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE, 200 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,677 GIVE HIM A LITTLE RING, HUH? 201 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:25,212 WHAT ARE YOU READING, WARREN? 202 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,214 OH. OH. JUST A BOOK. 203 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,716 WELL, WHAT IS IT? 204 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,684 WELL, IT HAPPENS TO BE ON A SUBJECT 205 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:32,720 THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND AND I DON'T SEE 206 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:33,887 EYE-TO-EYE ON. 207 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,823 OH? 208 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:38,826 THE FUNDAMENTALS OF EXTRASENSORY PERCEPTION. 209 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,794 E.S.P., WELL... 210 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:43,797 WARREN, I DIDN'T SAY IT DOESN'T EXIST. 211 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,799 THAT'S OKAY, ANDY. IT'S OKAY. 212 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:48,235 SEE, WARREN THINKS HE HAS E.S.P., AND UP TO NOW 213 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,938 I JUST HAVEN'T SEEN ANY PROOF OF IT, THAT'S ALL. 214 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,841 ANDY, I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS THE MATTER ANYMORE. 215 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,843 I NEVER INTEND TO MENTION IT AGAIN. 216 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,845 I'LL JUST PROCEED WITH MY RESEARCH 217 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,079 AND KEEP IT TO MYSELF. 218 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,514 HELEN. 219 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:06,153 YOU NOTICE HE DIDN'T KNOW 220 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:08,488 WE WERE GOING TO MYERS' LAKE. 221 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:14,628 IT JUST WON'T COME THROUGH. 222 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:16,964 WELL, MAYBE YOU JUST THINK IT'S THERE, 223 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,231 BUT IT AIN'T. 224 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:19,700 OH, NO, GOOBER. 225 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,068 BELIEVE ME, THERE IS A VISION 226 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,703 OUT HERE BEFORE ME SOMEWHERE. 227 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:23,971 SEE, I SEE BLUE; 228 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,773 I SEE MASSES OF GREEN; 229 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:28,241 I SEE A MAN AND I SEE A WOMAN... 230 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,844 AND I SEE DANGER. 231 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,713 WARREN, YOU TRYIN' TOO HARD. 232 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,648 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE IT EASY 233 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,916 FOR A WHILE? 234 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,851 HAMBURGER. 235 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:40,187 PEANUT BUTTER AND TUNA. 236 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,857 WELL, HAVE YOU GOT ANY KETCHUP? 237 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,769 WHERE'S MY MILKSHAKE? 238 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,715 HOW'S YOUR HAMBURGER, WARREN? 239 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,717 BLUE, GREEN... 240 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,151 DANGER. 241 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:14,354 HE BEEN EATING YOUR SANDWICH? 242 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,658 SHH! HE'S GOT EXTRA-SENSOR PERCEPTIVE. 243 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,226 I'M SORRY. 244 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,828 I SEE A MAN. 245 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:23,063 I SEE A WOMAN. 246 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,165 WARREN, WHY DON'T YOU EAT YOUR HAMBURGER? 247 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,967 MAYBE THOUGHTS DON'T WORK TOO GOOD 248 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,235 ON A EMPTY STOMACH. 249 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:29,703 IT'S THERE. IT'S THERE. 250 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,705 YOU GOT A LINE ON ANOTHER AVALANCHE? 251 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:32,973 NO. 252 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,975 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE IT EASY 253 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,343 FOR A WHILE? 254 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,856 MM-HMM. MM-HMM. MM-HMM. 255 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,390 IT'S COMING. 256 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,125 IT IS? 257 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:53,727 IT'S COMING. 258 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,195 THAT'S IT. 259 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:57,330 COME ON, GOOBER. WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 260 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:58,732 I AIN'T FINISHED MY SANDWICH YET. 261 00:09:58,766 --> 00:09:59,967 COME ON, GOOBER! 262 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,886 ANDY! YO, ANDY! ANDY! 263 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,287 GET UP, ANDY! 264 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,822 ANDY! 265 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,893 GET UP, ANDY! 266 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,895 YO, ANDY! ANDY! 267 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,162 COMING! 268 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,430 GET UP, ANDY! 269 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,899 COMING! 270 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,166 JUST A MINUTE! 271 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,434 GET UP, ANDY! 272 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,969 JUST A MINUTE. I'M COMING RIGHT NOW. 273 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,170 ANDY! 274 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:38,438 OOH! 275 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,907 GET UP, ANDY! 276 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,274 COMING! 277 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,143 I HEAR HIM COMING. 278 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,445 I'M COMING! I'M COMING! 279 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,347 I'M COMING! I'M COMING! 280 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,016 WHAT HAPPENED? 281 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,384 NOW, ANDY, CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN. 282 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,253 WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 283 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,956 ANDY, YOU CAN'T GO ON THAT PICNIC. 284 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,958 WHAT? 285 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:01,261 ANDY, I HAD A VISION -- DANGER AT THE PICNIC. 286 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,864 I SAW IT -- THE GRASS, THE TREES, YOU AND HELEN. 287 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,799 SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS GOING TO HAPPEN 288 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,067 IF YOU GO ON THAT PICNIC. 289 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,335 IT WAS ALL IN THE VISION. 290 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,270 I WAS WITH HIM WHEN HE HAD IT. 291 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,706 I AM BEGGING YOU -- AS YOUR FRIEND, YOUR DEPUTY 292 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:13,974 AS A FELLOW HUMAN BEING -- 293 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,475 PLEASE DON'T GO ON THAT PICNIC. 294 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,110 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME 295 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,780 THAT YOU GOT ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, 296 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,315 MADE ME STUMP MY TOE, NEARLY KILLED MYSELF 297 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,451 TO TELL ME I CAN'T GO ON A PICNIC? 298 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,919 THAT'S RIGHT, ANDY, 299 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,487 AND IF YOU GO ON THAT PICNIC... 300 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,922 UM...ANDY. ANDY! 301 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:31,058 I'LL ASSUME NO FURTHER RESPONSIBILITY 302 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,392 FOR YOUR SAFETY! 303 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,937 OH, HI, WARREN. HELLO, GOOBER. 304 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,273 HELEN, NOW, LISTEN TO ME. I AM PLEADING WITH YOU. 305 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,041 PLEASE DO NOT GO ON THIS PICNIC. 306 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,310 NOW, WARREN, ANDY ALREADY -- 307 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,179 ALL I KNOW IS IS THAT THERE IS DANGER AHEAD. 308 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,981 WE DON'T EXACTLY KNOW WHAT IT IS, THOUGH, DO WE, WARREN? 309 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,282 NO, BUT -- 310 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,253 MORNING, ANDY. HEY, ANDY. 311 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,958 WARREN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 312 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,127 ANDY, ANDY, THIS IS MY FINAL PLEA. 313 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,496 LOOK, HAVE THE PICNIC IN YOUR BACKYARD, 314 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,799 BUT DON'T TEMPT THE FATES, ANDY. 315 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,333 WARREN. 316 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,971 LET'S GO, GOOBER. 317 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,974 SURE LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF FOOD FOR TWO PEOPLE. 318 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,542 HERE'S A CHICKEN LEG. 319 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,977 THANKS. 320 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,026 WELL, NOW, LET'S SEE. 321 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:43,430 LET'S MOVE THESE -- YEAH -- BLANKETS OVER THERE. 322 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,432 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 323 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,000 THIS BASKET... 324 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,036 LIKE THAT. AND... 325 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,805 THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK. IT'S JUST NOT GOING TO WORK. 326 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,874 WELL, LET'S PUT THE THERMOS OVER THERE. 327 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,275 OKAY. 328 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,811 YEAH, YEAH. 329 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,913 I GOT TO GET THIS BASKET IN THERE. 330 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,915 OH. WHOOP. 331 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,184 OKAY? ALL RIGHT. 332 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,088 TAKE IT EASY NOW. 333 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,289 COME ON. 334 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,858 ANDY, BE CAREFUL. 335 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,930 WHAT IS IT? 336 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:20,167 WELL, IT'S HARD TO TELL NOW. 337 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,869 WE'VE GOT TO ACT AND ACT FAST. 338 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,471 I'VE GOT SEVERAL PLANS IN MIND, BUT I NEED YOUR HELP. 339 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,239 YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, WARREN. 340 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,474 ME, TOO, BOY. 341 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,509 ANDY'S GOING TO BE GOING BY THE COURTHOUSE 342 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,411 TO CHECK OUT WITH SHERIFF MITCHELL. 343 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,880 RIGHT. RIGHT! 344 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,115 HERE'S PLAN A -- LISTEN AND LISTEN CAREFULLY. 345 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,250 WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK LIKE A TEAM, 346 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,886 PRECISION TIMING ALL THE WAY. 347 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,621 UNCLE FLOYD, I'M GOING TO COUNT ON YOU A LOT IN THIS. 348 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,023 GOOBER? YO. 349 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,257 HERE'S THE WAY IT GOES. 350 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,047 OH, I THINK I'LL GO GET SOME NAPKINS. 351 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,381 OKAY, I'LL MEET YOU BACK HERE. 352 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,616 ALL RIGHT. 353 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,452 ALL RIGHT, HE'S INSIDE. 354 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,988 IT TAKES THREE SECONDS TO GET BEHIND THE DESK. 355 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,256 HE'S BEHIND THE DESK. 356 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,058 NOW HE'S GOING TO MAKE A PHONE CALL 357 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,259 TO SHERIFF MITCHELL. 358 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,094 STAND BY, UNCLE FLOYD. 359 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,662 30 SECONDS FOR THE PHONE CALL 360 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,397 TO SHERIFF MITCHELL. 361 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,667 30, 29, 28, 27... 362 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,203 27, 27... 363 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:33,040 AH, WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT? 364 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,008 THAT'S RIGHT. I TOLD HIM TO CALL YOU 365 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:38,011 IF HE GETS INTO ANY KIND OF TROUBLE OR NEEDS ANYTHING. 366 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,579 RIGHT, SHERIFF. 367 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,249 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, AND I'LL DO THE SAME FOR YOU SOMETIME. 368 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,483 RIGHT, BYE. 369 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,120 UH, NOW LET'S SEE. 370 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,590 UH, FIVE, FOUR, THREE... 371 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,026 JUST CALL HIM, UNCLE FLOYD. 372 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,928 PLEASE, PLEASE. 373 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,702 HELLO. 374 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,105 I GOT A TIP FOR YOU, FLATFOOT. 375 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,440 HELLO? SPEAK UP. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 376 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,176 HE SAYS HE CAN'T HEAR ME. 377 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,543 NOW, LISTEN CAREFULLY. 378 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,013 THE MOB'S MOVING INTO MAYBERRY TODAY. 379 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,315 THEY'RE GOING TO KNOCK OVER THE BANK. 380 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:18,118 15 TO 20 OF 'EM AND THEY'RE ALL PACKING NATS. 381 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,319 GATS. 382 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,587 GATS. 383 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,190 WELL, WHAT DO THEY WANT TO ROB OUR BANK FOR? 384 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,125 WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY. 385 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,295 HOW ABOUT THE JEWELRY STORE? 386 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,198 I THINK I GOT HIM HOOKED. YEAH, HE'S HOOKED. 387 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:34,101 HEY, FLOYD, THANKS FOR THE TIP. 388 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,136 I GOT A TIP FOR YOU, TOO, FLOYD. 389 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,639 THE PENALTY FOR GIVING FALSE INFORMATION TO A LAW OFFICER 390 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,108 IS TEN YEARS. 391 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,143 WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE? 392 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,445 JUST KIDDING, ANDY. 393 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,047 HE'S NOT HOOKED ANYMORE. 394 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,452 NICE GOING, UNCLE FLOYD. 395 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,621 ALL RIGHT, GOOBER -- PLAN B. 396 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,289 I'LL GO STALL ANDY. 397 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,263 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, WARREN. 398 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,464 OH, SURE. 399 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,033 OH, HI. YOU GOT THE NAPKINS? 400 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,767 MM-HMM. THANK YOU. 401 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,269 I'LL SEE YOU. 402 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,471 JUST TAKE CARE OF THINGS HERE AT THE OFFICE, 403 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,341 AND IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE, JUST CALL SHERIFF MITCHELL. 404 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,642 THE NUMBER'S ON THE PAD. 405 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,111 DON'T WORRY. YOU TWO JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME. 406 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,412 BYE. 407 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,401 WARREN! 408 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,769 ANDY, DON'T GET EXCITED. 409 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,305 WE HAVE A LICENSED MECHANIC RIGHT HERE. 410 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,140 GOOBER, GO FIX ANDY'S CAR UP 411 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,809 SO HE CAN GET ON THE ROAD -- PRONTO. 412 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,244 GOTCHA. YO. 413 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,814 ANDY, ANDY, YOU JUST KEEP CALM. 414 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,549 GOOBER'LL FIX IT. 415 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,817 IT'S THE CARBURETOR. 416 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,087 HE OUGHT TO KNOW, ANDY. HE'S AN EXPERT. 417 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,521 THE DISTRIBUTOR CAP'S MISSING. 418 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,755 WHO'S GOT IT? 419 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,457 SEARCH ME. 420 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:05,825 I'M THINKING ABOUT THAT. 421 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,261 NOW, ANDY, DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS. 422 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,197 A MAN'S INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. 423 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,798 THAT'S ONE OF OUR BASIC FREEDOMS. 424 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,433 GOOBER, YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE 425 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,734 DOWN AT THE GARAGE, DON'T YOU? 426 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,604 UNH-UNH. HAVE TO SEND TO RALEIGH. 427 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,573 IT WON'T BE HERE UNTIL TOMORROW. 428 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,743 OH, ANDY, ISN'T THERE SOMETHING WE CAN DO? 429 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,547 THAT'S A ROTTEN BREAK, ANDY. 430 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,816 I MEAN, YOUR DAY OFF AND EVERYTHING, HUH? 431 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,518 WELL, I GUESS THAT SPELLS FINIS 432 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,752 FOR THE PICNIC. 433 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,122 YEAH, I GUESS. 434 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,390 THANKS ANYWAY, GOOBER. 435 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,127 SORRY. I DID MY BEST. 436 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,129 YOU ALWAYS DO, GOOBER. 437 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,430 THANK YOU. 438 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,864 YEAH, WHEN IT COMES TO CARS, 439 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,499 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 440 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,867 THANK YOU. 441 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,570 ANYBODY COMES IN, WANTS SOMETHING DONE TO HIS CAR, 442 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,439 I SAY, "YOU BETTER GO SEE GOOBER." 443 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,706 THANK YOU. 444 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,475 YOU'RE NOT USING YOUR TRUCK, ARE YOU? 445 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,676 NO. 446 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,145 YOU DON'T MIND IF I USE IT? 447 00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,412 NO, GO RIGHT AHEAD. 448 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,448 I ALWAYS SAY MY TRUCK'S YOUR TRUCK. 449 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,850 YOUR CAR IS BROKE DOWN. WELL, NOW YOU... 450 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,389 UH-OH. I... 451 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,624 SORRY, WARREN. 452 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,699 ANDY? HMM? 453 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,270 DO YOU BELIEVE IN E.S.P.? 454 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:26,606 MM. I SUPPOSE THERE'S SOMETHING TO IT. 455 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:32,512 YOU KNOW, THAT WARREN REALLY IS SOMETHING. 456 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,614 I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS BOTHERING YOU. 457 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:35,815 BOTHERING ME? 458 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,384 OH, DON'T BE SILLY, ANDY. 459 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,586 I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU BELIEVED IN IT. 460 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,920 WELL, I SUPPOSE THERE 461 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,223 MIGHT BE SOMETHING TO IT IN RARE CASES, 462 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,724 BUT WARREN'S NOT A RARE CASE -- 463 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,893 A RARE BIRD MAYBE, BUT NOT A RARE CASE. 464 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,363 NO... 465 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,267 OH, YEAH. 466 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,674 WHAT WAS THAT? 467 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:02,942 HMM? 468 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,477 A RABBIT OR SOMETHING. 469 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,254 ANDY, I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE WARREN OR NOT, 470 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,855 BUT THERE IS SOMETHING OUT THERE. 471 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,326 WELL, I'LL TAKE A LOOK. 472 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,828 WON'T BE ANYTHING. 473 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,342 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 474 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,411 Man: DANG! 475 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,586 HEY, ANDY. 476 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,855 GOOBER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 477 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,257 WELL, I... 478 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,524 WARREN! 479 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,626 RIGHT HERE, ANDY. 480 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,766 ANDY, WHETHER YOU WANT TO BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 481 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,634 YOU'RE IN DANGER ON THIS PICNIC. 482 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,270 SO ARE YOU. 483 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,638 ANDY, PLEASE LISTEN TO REASON. THERE'S DANGER. 484 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,807 I DON'T KNOW WHERE, BUT IT'S ALL AROUND US. 485 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,742 I GOT THIS IMAGE OF SOMETHING SHINY. 486 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,778 THAT'S WHERE THE TROUBLE'S COMING FROM. 487 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,346 HELEN, MAKE HIM LISTEN. 488 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,382 LISTEN, WE'RE STAYING, BUT YOU'RE LEAVING. 489 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,016 NOW GO BACK TO THE OFFICE. 490 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,318 IT'S SOMETHING SHINY. 491 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,752 YOU HEARD ME. 492 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,490 GOOBER. 493 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,757 BYE, HELEN. BYE, ANDY. 494 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,293 HAVE A NICE TIME. 495 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,527 IT WASN'T MY IDEA. I... 496 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,761 GOOBER! 497 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,402 WELL...AT LEAST WE OUGHT TO GET 498 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,736 A LITTLE PRIVACY HERE. 499 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,605 OH, I THINK IT'S COOLER HERE, TOO. 500 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,806 THERE'S A LITTLE BREEZE. 501 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,240 YEAH. 502 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,677 YOU OVER YOUR MAD, YET? 503 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,413 I SUPPOSE. 504 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,914 THAT WARREN BEATS EVERYTHING. 505 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,316 YOU KNOW THAT? 506 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,783 WELL, HE MEANS WELL, ANDY. 507 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,420 WHY DON'T WE JUST FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING? 508 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,621 YEAH, OKAY. 509 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:55,822 GREAT. 510 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,328 OH, YEAH. 511 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:04,531 YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING OUT HERE. 512 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:05,765 IT'S SO PEACEFUL. 513 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:12,305 EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE ENJOYING IT. 514 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:13,540 HMM? 515 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,646 HEY, ANDY. 516 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:22,982 HI, ANDY. 517 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,352 WE SEEM TO HAVE LOST OUR WAY. 518 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,619 GOOBER, I TOLD YOU 519 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,555 WE SHOULD HAVE GONE ANOTHER WAY. 520 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,724 YOU STAY THERE! 521 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,660 COME ON, HELEN. 522 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,464 OBSERVATION POST, HUH? 523 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,732 I TOLD YOU TO STAY BEHIND THE LEAVES. 524 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,801 WELL, YOU TOOK THE BEST BRANCH. 525 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,440 WARREN, ARE WE GOING 526 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,476 TO FOLLOW THEM ALL OVER THE PLACE? 527 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,444 WE'RE NOT TURNING BACK NOW. COME ON. 528 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,645 HEY. WARREN. 529 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:53,746 DON'T THAT LAKE LOOK NICE? 530 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:59,486 GOOBER, WE ARE NOT HERE TO ADMIRE THE WONDERS OF NATURE. 531 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,954 WE HAPPEN TO BE ON A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION. 532 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,793 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT? 533 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,561 THE LAKE -- IT'S SHINY, GOOBER. 534 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,497 THAT'S THE MISSING LINK. COME ON! 535 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,832 ANDY! THE LAKE. IT'S SHINY, ANDY. 536 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,133 YOU CAN'T GO. 537 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,470 WARREN, WARREN, GO BACK TO THE OFFICE. 538 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,639 WILL YOU TURN ME LOOSE! 539 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,474 AAH! 540 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:24,043 OH! OH! 541 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,579 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 542 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:28,915 I'M ALL RIGHT. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 543 00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:31,117 I THINK I SPRAINED MY WRIST. 544 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,352 OH, NO. 545 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:43,796 ANDY, I DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 546 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,498 NOW, WARREN SAID COME OUT HERE 547 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,699 AND I TOLD HIM, I SAID 548 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:48,768 "WARREN, I DON'T WANT TO COME OUT HERE 549 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,838 BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS." 550 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,039 AND I SAID... 551 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:55,074 THAT PROVES IT. MY VISION CAME TRUE. 552 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,743 SHINY, GRASS, PICNIC, DANGER. 553 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,077 YOU SPRAINED YOUR WRIST. 554 00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,612 I WARNED YOU, ANDY. 555 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:00,913 I WARNED YOU. 556 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,028 WARREN, I TOLD YOU 557 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,697 I DIDN'T WANT TO COME OUT HERE. 558 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,932 I AIN'T GOING TO RUN AROUND WITH YOU NO MORE. 559 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:21,501 SO YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME. 560 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,570 AND I AIN'T NEVER GOING TO HELP YOU ORDER 561 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:24,804 A HAMBURGER AGAIN. 562 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,910 WELL, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T HELP YOU OUT THERE, GOOBER. 563 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:33,646 WELL, CAN'T YOU GET ANY VISIONS ABOUT ME AND LYDIA? 564 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,682 NO MORE VISIONS, NO MORE VIBRATIONS. 565 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,817 PREDICTING THE FUTURE IS TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY 566 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,085 FOR A MORTAL MAN. 567 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,554 I'M ALL THROUGH WITH THAT STUFF, GOOBER. 568 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,089 I THINK THAT'S A WISE DECISION, WARREN. 569 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:44,824 Warren: SURE IS. 570 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:47,794 ANDY, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT SPRAINING YOUR WRIST. 571 00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:48,995 THAT'S OKAY. 572 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,197 I SHOULD HAVE ORDERED SOUP, THOUGH. 573 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:53,533 OH. OH, WELL, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT, ANDY. 574 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:54,734 OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. 575 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,035 I'LL HANDLE IT. WARREN. 576 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:04,076 HOW'S YOUR STEAK, ANDY? 577 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,515 IT SPILLED, ANDY. 578 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:09,782 WAITER. 579 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,918 CHECK, PLEASE. 580 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,120 IT'S ON ME, ANDY. 581 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:15,555 HELEN. 38257

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