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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,327 HEY, ANDY. 2 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,062 HEY, GOOBER. 3 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:29,197 SURE IS A NICE DAY. 4 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:30,798 YOU COULDN'T ASK FOR NICER WEATHER. 5 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:33,401 THIS IS MY FAVORITE TIME, EXCEPT FOR SPRING AND SUMMER. 6 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:34,468 THAT RIGHT? 7 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:36,504 THAT'S RIGHT. HMM. 8 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,672 WELL, I GUESS, UH, I GUESS THAT MAKES THIS 9 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,209 YOUR THIRD FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR. 10 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:42,243 THAT'S RIGHT. 11 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,577 WINTER'S MY FOURTH. 12 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,552 YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING? 13 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:52,753 WHAT? 14 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,288 I'M MAD. 15 00:00:54,322 --> 00:00:56,690 WELL, I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH YOU. 16 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:57,858 WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'M MAD ABOUT? 17 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,360 THAT'S UP TO YOU, GOOBER. 18 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,395 IF YOU WANT TO TELL ME, THAT'S FINE. 19 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:02,696 IF YOU DON'T, THAT'S FINE. 20 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,765 I'LL TELL YOU. ALL RIGHT. 21 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,301 YOU LIKE THAT FELLA YOU GOT WORKING FOR YOU? 22 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:08,436 WHAT? 23 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:10,238 THAT WARREN. DO YOU LIKE HIM? 24 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:11,439 YEAH. 25 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,274 NONE OF US ARE SURE WHETHER WE LIKE HIM. 26 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:14,808 HE GIVES OUT SO MANY TICKETS. 27 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,245 HE'S GOT EVERYBODY SO WE CAN'T MAKE A MOVE-- 28 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,779 'FRAID WE'LL GET A TICKET. 29 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,515 HE GIVE ME A TICKET FOR KEEPING GREASY RAGS IN THAT BARREL. 30 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:23,717 SAID IT COULD BE A "SPORANEOUS" COMBUSTION. 31 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:24,818 SPONTANEOUS. 32 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:26,720 WELL, IT NEVER HAS COMBUSTED. 33 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:29,323 THIS MORNING HE MADE ME AND FLOYD STOP MATCHING PENNIES. 34 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,325 SAID IT'S GAMBLING. GIVE US A TICKET. 35 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:33,227 SAYS IT'S GOING TO COST US A DOLLAR APIECE. 36 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:34,628 THAT AIN'T GAMBLING. IT'S JUST FOOLING AROUND. 37 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,730 LOTS OF TIMES YOU MATCH PENNIES WITH US. 38 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:37,731 WELL, YEAH. 39 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,133 IT'S THE TRUTH. 40 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:41,335 TELL YOU WHAT, GOOBER, I'LL TALK TO HIM. 41 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:43,237 I WISHED YOU WOULD. I'M TENSED. 42 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:31,719 LET ME HELP YOU WITH THOSE, AUNT BEE. 43 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,654 OH, NO. THAT'S ALL RIGHT, WARREN. 44 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,423 PLEASE. I CAN MANAGE. PLEASE. 45 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:40,194 CERTAINLY DON'T MAKE PAPER BAGS 46 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:41,662 LIKE THEY USED TO. 47 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:42,696 I'M SORRY. 48 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:44,298 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 49 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,767 THANK YOU, OPIE. 50 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,436 OPIE? 51 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:49,703 YES, YES. THIS IS ANDY'S SON, OPIE. 52 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:51,372 OH. HEY, HEY. YOU'RE A... 53 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,474 YOU'RE A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK, AREN'T YOU? 54 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,842 HUH HUH? 55 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,478 GONNA GROW UP AND BE A SHERIFF LIKE YOUR DADDY? 56 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,280 WELL, I MIGHT... RIGHT 57 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,315 PROTECT THE PEOPLE HERE IN MAYBERRY? 58 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,750 THAT'S GOOD. HE'S SMART. 59 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,552 DON'T TELL ME HE'S NOT SMART. 60 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,587 YOU'RE REALLY STOCKING UP, AUNT BEE. 61 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,788 WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 62 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,823 THAT WAY, YOU'LL NEVER GET CAUGHT SHORT. 63 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,659 ALWAYS BE PREPARED. THAT'S MY MOTTO. 64 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,726 RIGHT, OPIE? 65 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,462 RIGHT AUNT BEE'LL... 66 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:15,496 SURE IT'S RIGHT. 67 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,298 WHAT ARE YOU STOCKING UP FOR? 68 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:18,432 I'M NOT STOCKING UP. 69 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:19,533 THESE ARE SUPPLIES 70 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,435 FOR THE LADIES AUXILIARY BAZAAR. 71 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:22,603 CHARITY BAZAAR. 72 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,638 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL-- HELPING OTHERS. 73 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:27,308 GIVES YOU A WARM FEELING INSIDE, DOESN'T IT? 74 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,576 HUH SURE IT DOES. 75 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:31,011 YOU REMEMBER THAT, OPIE-- HELP THY NEIGHBOR. 76 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,280 REMEMBER THAT. 77 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,781 I HAVE A FEW MORE THINGS TO DO... 78 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:36,484 I USED TO BE A MEMBER OF THE MEN'S CLUB BACK HOME. 79 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,486 WE USED TO GIVE CHARITY BAZAARS. 80 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:39,620 OH, IT FELT GOOD. 81 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:40,888 AFTER ONE OF THOSE 82 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,724 I'D PUT MY HEAD DOWN ON THE PILLOW AT NIGHT. 83 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,959 I USED TO SAY TO MYSELF, "WARREN?" 84 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:47,261 I'D SAY, "YEAH?" 85 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:48,796 I'D SAY, "WARREN, THAT WAS 86 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:52,333 A PRETTY WARM, WONDERFUL, DECENT THING YOU DID TODAY." 87 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:53,801 WE HAVE TO BE RUNNING... 88 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,803 I WAS BORN WITH COMPASSION. 89 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,037 I'VE ALWAYS HAD IT. 90 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,640 WE HAVE A LOT OF OTHER THINGS TO DO. 91 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:00,874 THANK YOU, WARREN. 92 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,910 OH, AUNT BEE? YES? 93 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,945 DO YOU HAVE YOUR PERMIT FOR OPERATING THE BAZAAR? 94 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,014 PERMIT? WE NEVER HAD A PERMIT. 95 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,916 YOU DON'T WANT TO OPERATE OUTSIDE THE LAW. 96 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,784 WELL... 97 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:12,753 COME ON DOWN TO THE STATION WITH ME 98 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,288 AND I'LL FIX IT UP FOR YOU. 99 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,757 ALL RIGHT. OPIE, WOULD YOU RUN BACK TO THE HALL 100 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,660 AND TELL MISS EDWARDS I'LL BE THERE IN A FEW MINUTES? 101 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,395 YOU'RE GONNA HELP OUT, TOO, OPIE? 102 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:22,463 THAT'S WONDERFUL. 103 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:23,531 THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 104 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,065 PITCH RIGHT IN THERE, HUH? 105 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,400 STRAIGHT SHOOTER. 106 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,402 HE DOESN'T TALK VERY MUCH, DOES HE? 107 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,504 WELL, I GUESS HE'S A LITTLE SHY. 108 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:34,742 NUMBER 27-- 109 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,378 NOW, WILL THERE BE ANY ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES 110 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:38,779 SOLD ON THE PREMISES? 111 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,047 NO, CERTAINLY NOT. 112 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,615 NO BOOZE. 113 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:44,318 NUMBER 28-- DOES ANYONE CONNECTED WITH THE BAZAAR 114 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:45,786 HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD? 115 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:46,887 OF COURSE NOT. 116 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,956 THIS IS THE LADIES AUXILIARY. 117 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,659 WARREN, THIS IS ALTOGETHER UNNECESSARY. 118 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,394 I'M TRYING TO COMPLY WITH THE LAW. 119 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:54,928 FINISH IT. FINISH IT. 120 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:55,929 OKAY. 121 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:56,997 OH... 122 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,532 HOW LONG WILL THIS TAKE? 123 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,701 WELL, WE DON'T WANT TO RUSH IT. 124 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,471 WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN ON TO THE BAZAAR 125 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:04,805 AND I'LL FINISH OUT THE PERMIT. 126 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,073 THANK YOU. 127 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,408 OKAY, BYE. 128 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,079 UH... WARREN, UH... 129 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,515 UH, I-I WANT YOU TO KNOW 130 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:17,551 YOU'VE BEEN DOING A FINE JOB. 131 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:18,652 THANK YOU, ANDY. 132 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:19,720 COMING FROM YOU 133 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,822 I TAKE THAT AS A REAL COMPLIMENT. 134 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,424 WELL, GOOD. 135 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:25,793 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES A FELLA CAN DO TOO GOOD A JOB. 136 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,561 NOW, LIKE THIS PERMIT HERE-- 137 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:29,530 THAT'S ALTOGETHER UNNECESSARY. 138 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:32,132 ANDY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO SAVE YOUR AUNT BEE-- 139 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,501 YOUR OWN AUNT BEE-- 140 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,569 FROM ENGAGING IN AN UNLAWFUL ACT. 141 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:37,905 BUT THEY'VE BEEN HAVING THIS BAZAAR FOR 18 YEARS 142 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,473 WITHOUT A PERMIT. 143 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,409 18 WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT. 144 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:42,743 THAT'S A SAYING, ANDY. 145 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:47,415 GIVING FLOYD AND GOOBER TICKETS FOR MATCHING PENNIES -- 146 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:48,982 NOW, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 147 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,485 WAIT A MINUTE, ANDY! I GOT TO FIGHT YOU ON THAT ONE. 148 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:52,886 GAMBLING IS MY PET PEEVE. 149 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,155 YOU KNOW THAT STATISTICS SHOW THAT GAMBLING 150 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,725 ATTRACTS GANGSTERS AND AN UNDESIRABLE ELEMENT. 151 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,027 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FLOYD AND GOOBER MATCHING PENNIES. 152 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:03,397 ON A BIG WEEK, 7 CENTS CHANGES HANDS! 153 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:04,898 AND THAT MAY JUST HAVE BEEN THE WAY 154 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,967 THAT THINGS STARTED IN CHICAGO DURING THE '20s. 155 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,602 REMEMBER CHICAGO? HUH HUH? 156 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,838 WE'RE NOT IN CHICAGO. WE'RE IN MAYBERRY. 157 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,674 A TOWN OF UNDER 2,000 PEOPLE, WHERE OUR BIGGEST INDUSTRY 158 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,142 IS MAKING PATCHWORK QUILTS. 159 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,445 NOW, FLOYD AND GOOBER AREN'T BOTHERING ANYBODY, 160 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,012 SO QUIT GIVING THEM TICKETS. 161 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,849 THEY'RE GAMBLING, ANDY, AND GAMBLING IN ANY MANNER, 162 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,851 SHAPE, OR FORM IS AGAINST THE LAW. 163 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,719 BINGO! 164 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,623 SHH, LISTEN, LISTEN, EVERYBODY. 165 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:30,624 SHH, QUIET. 166 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:31,859 UNDER "B," NINE. 167 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:32,893 RIGHT. 168 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:34,428 UNDER "I," 17. 169 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:35,429 RIGHT. 170 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,764 UNDER "N," 34. 171 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:37,798 MM-HMM. 172 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,500 RIGHT. UNDER "G," 52. 173 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:40,601 RIGHT. 174 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:41,902 UNDER "O," 75. 175 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,472 GOOBER, UNDER ARTICLE 156, SECTION 16 176 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:45,839 OF THE STATE PENAL CODE 177 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,908 I HEREBY APPOINT YOU AS SPECIAL DEPUTY. 178 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,477 SAY IT AGAIN. 179 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:51,011 NEVER MIND. COME ON. 180 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:10,898 GET BACK! GET BACK! 181 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,199 MAKE WAY FOR THE LAW! 182 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,501 GET BACK. 183 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,809 Woman: LET US OUT. 184 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,043 WHAT'S GOING ON? 185 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,948 I DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 186 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,483 IT'S ALL ON ACCOUNT OF ARTICLE 152... 187 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:30,618 WARREN! 188 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,152 GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME, YOUNG MAN. 189 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:35,155 WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?! 190 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,190 WE'LL TELL YOU PLENTY, ANDY. 191 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:40,528 LISTEN, EVERYBODY, JUST, JUST, JUST RUN ON HOME. 192 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:42,029 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 193 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,130 AUNT BEE! 194 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,032 WE'RE BEING ARRESTED FOR GAMBLING! 195 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:46,233 GAMBLING?! 196 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:48,602 NIP THESE THINGS IN THE BUD. 197 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,504 OTHERWISE, THEY'LL SPREAD LIKE PRAIRIE FIRE. 198 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,772 WARREN! 199 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,874 ANDY, I DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT. 200 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,709 GOOBER, JUST GET YOUR TRUCK OUT 201 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,244 FROM IN FRONT OF THE COURTHOUSE! 202 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:06,720 IT'S POINTLESS. 203 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:07,988 WILL, WILL YOU...? 204 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:11,291 NOW, IF YOU'LL ALL QUIET DOWN 205 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:14,662 MAYBE WE CAN FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON. 206 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,664 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR DEPUTY? 207 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,832 AFTER ALL, HE IS THE ARRESTING OFFICER. 208 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:19,833 ASK HIM. 209 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,201 HE'S THE ONE THAT... 210 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,936 WELL, WAIT A MINUTE! 211 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,204 WHAT'S GOING ON? 212 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,873 WELL, ANDY, I, I... 213 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:29,577 ANDY, COULD I TALK TO YOU OUTSIDE FOR A MOMENT? 214 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:30,578 EXCUSE US. 215 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:31,812 AREN'T YOU TAKING A CHANCE 216 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,681 LEAVING US CRIMINALS UNGUARDED? 217 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:34,682 I DON'T THINK SO. 218 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,516 I GOT A RIOT GUN OVER THERE. 219 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,722 ALL RIGHT. LET'S HAVE IT. 220 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,090 I DIDN'T WANT TO ARREST THEM. 221 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,858 THEY'RE WARM, SWEET, WONDERFUL WOMEN. 222 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,193 WHAT'D THEY DO? 223 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,861 THEY WERE OPERATING A BINGO GAME AT THE BAZAAR. 224 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:48,862 BINGO?! 225 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,163 AND FOR MONEY. 226 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,832 : LET'S BOOK THEM. 227 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,968 ALL RIGHT, I KNOW WE DON'T ALWAYS SEE EYE TO EYE. 228 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,570 THEY WEREN'T GAMBLING. 229 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:57,971 THE PRIZES ARE DONATED. 230 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,640 THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT. 231 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:00,941 I HATED TO ARREST THEM. 232 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,042 WELL, WHY DID YOU? 233 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,711 ANDY, I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE. 234 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,813 THEY WERE GAMBLING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. 235 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:07,147 IF I WERE TO IGNORE THAT 236 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,982 HOW WOULD I GAIN ANY RESPECT HERE? 237 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,284 I WOULDN'T, THAT'S HOW. 238 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:14,254 WELL, SINCE YOU'VE GOT ALL THE ANSWERS... 239 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,789 KNOCK ON WOOD. 240 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,358 ...HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS MESS? 241 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,228 SO SIMPLE THAT YOU WOULD HAVE COME UP WITH IT 242 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,063 IF YOU'D HAVE GIVEN IT ANY THOUGHT. 243 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,164 THANKS. 244 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,198 IT'S THE TRUTH. 245 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,333 YOU'RE NOT AN IGNORANT MAN. 246 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,635 THANKS. 247 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,136 I CALL THEM AS I SEE THEM. 248 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,638 YOU'RE NOT DUMB, ANDY. 249 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,607 I'LL TRY TO LIVE UP TO YOUR CONFIDENCE IN ME. 250 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:36,710 NOW, HOW WE GOING TO GET THEM WOMEN OUT OF THERE? 251 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,946 WE CAN'T EXCUSE THEM FOR BREAKING THE LAW. 252 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,013 OH, NO, NO, NO. 253 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,849 THAT WOULD BE A BAD EXAMPLE. 254 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,116 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 255 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,252 BUT WE COULD GIVE THEM A SUSPENDED SENTENCE-- 256 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,020 SET THEM FREE, SEND THEM HOME. 257 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,021 GOOD. COME ON. 258 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,222 COURT'S IN SESSION. 259 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,625 REGARDING THE CASE BEFORE THE BENCH 260 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:54,762 I FIND THAT WHILE THE DEFENDANTS ARE GUILTY AS CHARGED 261 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,998 THEIR UNSELFISH DEVOTION TO CHARITY SHOULD BE APPLAUDED. 262 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,067 THEREFORE, SENTENCE IS SUSPENDED 263 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,169 AND THE CASE IS CLOSED. 264 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,837 WELL, YOU'RE ALL FREE. 265 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,205 YOU CAN GO HOME NOW. 266 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,406 RUN ON. 267 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,408 AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 268 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,410 REAL PLEASURE TO SEE YOU. 269 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,714 SEE YOU TONIGHT AT SUPPER, AUNT BEE. 270 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,083 WELL, I CAN SAY ONE THING FOR US GIRLS. 271 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,352 WE'VE NEVER BEEN AFRAID TO STAND UP FOR OUR RIGHTS. 272 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:23,190 JUST A MINUTE. JUST A MINUTE. 273 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,792 WHAT'S THE MATTER, BEE? 274 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,094 HE CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THAT. 275 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,261 GET AWAY WITH WHAT? 276 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,230 YOU HEARD ANDY SAY, "YOU'RE ALL FREE. 277 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,699 YOU CAN GO ON HOME NOW." 278 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,433 WELL, THOSE WERE HIS VERY WORDS. 279 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,169 AND HE ALSO SAID, "GUILTY AS CHARGED." 280 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,105 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES THAT MAKE? 281 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,673 THE SENTENCE IS SUSPENDED. 282 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,074 THAT'S THE IMPORTANT THING. 283 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,844 AND A CRIMINAL RECORD IS IMPORTANT. 284 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,979 A CRIMINAL RECORD? 285 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,215 WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE NOW, YOU KNOW. 286 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,216 OH, GOOD HEAVENS. 287 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,918 A CRIMINAL RECORD. 288 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,020 HOW CAN I EXPLAIN THAT TO MY SON? 289 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,254 HE'S AN EAGLE SCOUT. 290 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,724 NOW, QUIET. QUIET. 291 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,025 QUIET. QUIET. 292 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,293 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. 293 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,198 ANDY? 294 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,403 OH. 295 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:14,107 ANDY, GRANTED, IN THIS GREAT, ENORMOUS UNIVERSE OF OURS 296 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:17,144 YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A TINY DOT, A SPECK 297 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,146 A MINUTE, INSIGNIFICANT NOTHING 298 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,749 BUT I'M PROUD TO CALL YOU MY FRIEND. 299 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:25,018 DID, UH... DID ANYBODY EVER TELL YOU 300 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:28,288 YOU'VE GOT AN UNUSUAL WAY WITH WORDS? 301 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,758 OH, I CAN'T TAKE ANY CREDIT FOR THAT, ANDY. 302 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,826 I'M LUCKY-- BLESSED WITH IT AT BIRTH. 303 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,728 THAT'S WONDERFUL. 304 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,930 ANYWAY, YOU HELPED ME OUT OF AN AWKWARD SITUATION TODAY. 305 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,265 YOU STOOD BEHIND ME, 306 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,233 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW I APPRECIATE IT. 307 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,135 OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME, 308 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:46,206 BECAUSE ANYTHING I DID WAS PURELY FOR SELFISH REASONS. 309 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,841 I GUESS YOU NEVER HEARD 310 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,177 OF THE MAYBERRY RULES FOR A LONG, HAPPY LIFE, HUH? 311 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,779 NO, NO. 312 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,180 WELL, THERE ARE JUST THREE. 313 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,749 DON'T PLAY LEAP FROG WITH ELEPHANTS. 314 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:58,451 DON'T PET A TIGER UNLESS HIS TAIL'S WAGGING. 315 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:02,022 AND NEVER, EVER MESS WITH THE LADIES AUXILIARY. 316 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,859 WELL, ANYWAY, THE CASE IS CLOSED. 317 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:06,894 NO HARM DONE. 318 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,497 WE WANT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS. 319 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,932 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 320 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,967 ANDY, WE'VE COME FOR JUSTICE. 321 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,970 AND WE'RE NOT LEAVING HERE UNTIL WE GET IT. 322 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,138 RIGHT, LADIES? 323 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,272 RIGHT! 324 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,141 WAIT. I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL SETTLED 325 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,976 OR DID I JUST IMAGINE IT? 326 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,112 IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO THAT KANGAROO COURT 327 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,346 YOU JUST HELD, FORGET IT. 328 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,148 WE REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT VERDICT. 329 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,349 WE NEVER PLEADED GUILTY. 330 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,084 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 331 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,820 NOBODY GOT FINED OR ANYTHING. 332 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,488 BUT, ANDY, THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS INVOLVED. 333 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,525 Bee: WE WANT OUR NAMES CLEARED AND THE CHARGES DROPPED. 334 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,327 IF THAT ISN'T DONE, WE'LL DEMAND 335 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,029 A NEW TRIAL IN FRONT OF A JURY 336 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,031 AND WE'LL STAY RIGHT HERE UNTIL WE GET IT. 337 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,132 COME ALONG, GIRLS. 338 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,200 HEY, WAIT... NO... 339 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,906 NO...LADIES... 340 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,441 LADIES, LISTEN. 341 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:58,478 NO. YOU CAN'T... YOU JUST CAN'T DO THIS. 342 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,228 THEY'RE A SPUNKY GROUP, ANDY. 343 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,363 REAL SPUNKY. 344 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,898 YEAH. 345 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,600 WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO HOLD A JURY TRIAL 346 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,235 FOR A BINGO GAME 347 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:26,273 SO I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DROP THE CHARGES. 348 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,409 ANDY, I WAS THE OFFICER WHO MADE THE ARREST. 349 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,945 YOU DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THAT, DO YOU? 350 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,480 SINCE I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE THE COMPLAINT 351 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,283 I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DROP THE CHARGES. 352 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,384 THAT'S RIGHT. 353 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,886 UH-UH. UH-UH. 354 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,553 NO, I'M SORRY. 355 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:43,490 DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU WON'T DROP THE CHARGES? 356 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,326 ANDY, I TOOK A SOLEMN OATH TO UPHOLD THE LAW. 357 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,431 BUT, UH...MAYBE IF I TALK TO THE LADIES... 358 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,033 TALK TO THEM. 359 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,201 TALK TO 'EM. 360 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,004 NOW, LADIES, WHY DON'T WE...? 361 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,648 ANDY, SOME PEOPLE ARE STUBBORN. 362 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,583 JUST DOWNRIGHT STUBBORN. 363 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,452 YOU DON'T MEAN TO SAY. 364 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,893 WELL, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'VE HAD IT! 365 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,365 NOW, I'VE PUT UP WITH JUST ABOUT ALL I'M GOING TO 366 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,935 AND THAT NOT ONLY GOES FOR MY IDIOT DEPUTY 367 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,436 BUT FOR YOU WOMEN IN THERE. 368 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:36,109 IF YOU WANT TO GO AHEAD AND ACT LIKE CHILDREN 369 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,644 THAT'S UP TO YOU 370 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:42,315 BUT THERE'S NO LAW SAYS I HAVE TO STAY HERE AND WATCH IT. 371 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,017 NOW, I'M GOING HOME 372 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:47,187 AND IF THE REST OF YOU HAVE ANY SENSE 373 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,089 YOU'LL DO THE SAME THING. 374 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,190 GOODBYE. 375 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,663 PAW, YOU THINK AUNT BEE'S COMING HOME SOON? 376 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:57,965 OH, SURE. 377 00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,033 SHE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 378 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,569 NOW, YOU'LL SEE THAT THEY'LL ALL GET TIRED 379 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,271 AND THEY'LL GO HOME. 380 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,539 I HOPE SO. I SURE AM HUNGRY. 381 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,941 WELL, I AM, TOO. 382 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,676 JUST TRY TO BE PATIENT. 383 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,315 SARAH, TRY THE COURTHOUSE AGAIN. 384 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,985 MM-HMM. THANKS. 385 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,252 STILL BUSY, PAW? 386 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,553 YEAH. 387 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,290 NOW, LOOK, I WON'T MAKE ANY KIND OF GUARANTEES 388 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,992 BUT IF YOU WANT ME TO 389 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:28,261 I'LL TRY TO SCRAMBLE US UP A COUPLE OF EGGS. 390 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:31,464 GEE, PAW, I'M SO HUNGRY, I'D BE GLAD TO EAT ANYTHING. 391 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:32,732 EVEN MY COOKIN', HUH? 392 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,102 GEE, PAW, I THINK YOU COOK SWELL. 393 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,270 REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU MADE ALL THOSE PANCAKES? 394 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,438 THEY WERE GREAT. 395 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,539 THANKS. 396 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,541 WHO CARES IF THEY STUCK A LITTLE? 397 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,710 IT WAS FUN EATIN' 'EM OUT OF THE PAN. 398 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,212 SET A COUPLE OF PLATES. 399 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,313 YEAH, A FEW EGGS... 400 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,182 COMING. 401 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,350 HERE. MOVE. 402 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,452 COMIN', COMIN', COMIN'. 403 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,520 OH, HI, HARLAN. 404 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,122 COME IN. COME IN. 405 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:58,125 WELL, CORLIS, AREN'T YOU GETTIN' PRETTIER EVERY DAY? 406 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:01,194 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, HARLAN? 407 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,563 TELL ME WHAT MY DAUGHTER AND I ARE GOING TO DO FOR SUPPER. 408 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,597 OH. 409 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,266 IT'S A PROBLEM NOW THAT MY WIFE 410 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,734 IS SERVING A STRETCH IN PRISON. 411 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,306 WELL, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, HARLAN. 412 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,407 DON'T CRY, CORLIS. 413 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,143 NOW, I'M SURE IT'LL ALL BE OVER 414 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,278 AND RUTH WILL BE HOME ANY MINUTE NOW. 415 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,512 WELL, IF SHE ISN'T, MAYBE YOU'LL DO 416 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:20,680 THE WASH TOMORROW. 417 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,250 I'M SURE IT'LL ALL BE SETTLED, HARLAN. 418 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,752 IT'S NOT MUCH, BUT YOU'RE WELCOME TO HAVE 419 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,587 SOME SCRAMBLED EGGS WITH US. 420 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,223 BEATS STARVING. OKAY, SIT DOWN. 421 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:33,193 I'LL JUST GET SOME MORE EGGS. 422 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,196 WE'LL EAT THESE EGGS RIGHT UP. 423 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,532 COMIN'! 424 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,669 COMIN', COMIN'. 425 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,471 OH, HI, FRED. COME IN. 426 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:48,075 MY GOODNESS, YOUR CHILDREN JUST SPROUTIN' UP LIKE WEEDS. 427 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,642 WEEDS GROW ON WATER. 428 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,211 PEOPLE NEED FOOD. 429 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,512 YEAH. WELL, SIT DOWN. 430 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,315 EVERYTHING WILL BE READY IN A FEW MINUTES. 431 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:59,186 DON'T CRY, CORLIS. DON'T CRY. 432 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,421 GET SOME MORE CHAIRS. 433 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,156 MORE CHAIRS. 434 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,162 I'M SORRY WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE MILK. 435 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,064 GOT PLENTY OF COFFEE. 436 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,400 HERE, HARLAN. LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE MORE COFFEE. 437 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,068 THERE YOU ARE. 438 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:18,705 OKAY. NOW, WELL, DICK. YEAH, WELL... 439 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,507 DID EVERYBODY HAVE ENOUGH, THEN? 440 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,608 IT'LL HOLD. 441 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,675 COME ON, CORLIS. 442 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,577 YEAH, WE'LL BE LEAVING, TOO. 443 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:25,778 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 444 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:26,846 BYE, CORLIS. 445 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,548 IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME. 446 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,817 LISTEN, I PROMISE THIS THING WILL BE SETTLED THIS EVENING. 447 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,585 I'M COUNTING ON THAT, SHERIFF. 448 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,321 DON'T GIVE IT ANOTHER THOUGHT. 449 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,755 I WON'T... BUT YOU'D BETTER. 450 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,390 WELL, GOOD NIGHT. 451 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,092 COME BACK. 452 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:46,099 DICK, YOU FORGOT PANSY! 453 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,669 PANSY. 454 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,272 YEAH. WELL, GOODBYE. 455 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,640 OH, BOY... 456 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,376 LET ME CALL OVER THERE. 457 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:01,814 SARAH, GET ME... 458 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,316 OH, THANKS. 459 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,585 IMAGINE THE PHONE BEING BUSY FOR THREE HOURS. 460 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,488 OPIE, LISTEN, JUST STACK THE DISHES, WILL YA? 461 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,457 I'LL DO 'EM WHEN I GET BACK. 462 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,459 I'M GOING TO THE COURTHOUSE. 463 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,261 CAN'T I GO WITH YOU, PAW? 464 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,330 I'M NOT SURE I'M OLD ENOUGH TO HEAR WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY. 465 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,531 REALLY? OH, WELL 466 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,134 LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I JUST HEARD. 467 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,236 OVER AT THE LENDING LIBRARY 468 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,871 THEY'VE GOT A NEW BOOK 469 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,839 AND IT'S DOWNRIGHT RACY. 470 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,475 YES, BUT... 471 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,210 OH, YOU DID? 472 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,380 CAN I BE NEXT AFTER YOU? 473 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,747 WONDERFUL. 474 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,283 OH, SORRY. 475 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,191 OH, HI, ANDY. 476 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,358 I'VE A GREAT MIND 477 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,694 TO ARREST ALL OF YOU FOR TRESPASSING 478 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,330 BUT I'D JUST HAVE TO THROW YOU IN JAIL 479 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,532 AND THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE NOW. 480 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,633 ANDY? 481 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,405 ANDY, I'VE BEEN DEPUTY IN QUITE A FEW TOWNS 482 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,340 BUT I HAVE NEVER, EVER SEEN A MESS LIKE THIS. 483 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,508 ARE THINGS ALWAYS THIS DISORGANIZED? 484 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,742 NO! 485 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,944 MAYBE WE'LL GET THINGS STRAIGHTENED OUT 486 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,746 NOW THAT I'M HERE TO HELP YOU, HUH? 487 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:07,914 YEAH. HUH? 488 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,183 YEAH. THERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO. 489 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,251 DROP THE CHARGES. 490 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,186 ANDY, YOU HAVE A ONE-TRACK MIND. 491 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,554 I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE... 492 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,689 Both: ...GAMBLING IS AGAINST THE LAW. 493 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,391 RIGHT. RIGHT. YEAH. YEAH. 494 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,360 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE LAW? 495 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,628 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SURE. 496 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,829 I MEAN, I'M NO LAWYER. 497 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,297 IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN? 498 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,333 I'M NO LAWYER, BUT I'VE READ A LOT. 499 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,535 I'VE READ ALL THE PERRY MASON STORIES. 500 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,437 YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED A COUPLE 501 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,605 LIKE "THE CASE OF THE PIGHEADED DEPUTY 502 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,741 WHO WAS KILLED BY A BERSERK SHERIFF." 503 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,914 HEY, ANDY. 504 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,717 HEY, GOOBER. 505 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,420 THEY'RE STILL IN THERE, ARE THEY? 506 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,722 YEAH, THEY'RE STILL IN THERE. 507 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,561 HOW LONG THEY GONNA BE IN THERE? 508 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,897 I DON'T KNOW. THEY WANT A JURY TRIAL. 509 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,301 THEY OUGHT NOT TO DO THAT. 510 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:37,870 YOU KNOW, ME AND FLOYD'S BEEN TALKIN' 'BOUT THIS-- 511 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,307 DISCUSSIN' ALL THE EVIDENCE? 512 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,276 AND, WELL, I HATE TO SAY THIS 513 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,677 BUT NOW, WE FEEL-- 514 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:48,515 AND, MIND YOU, WE AIN'T LEGAL EXPERTS IN ANY WAY-- 515 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,284 BUT ALL THE FACTS SEEM TO BE AGAINST THEM 516 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,052 LIKE WARREN SAID. 517 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,454 YOU, TOO, HUH? 518 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,323 WELL, IT'S JUST OUR OPINION 519 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,458 BUT I BET IF THERE WAS A TRIAL 520 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,393 WARREN'S SIDE WOULD WIN. 521 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,833 SAY THAT AGAIN. 522 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,568 THE WHOLE THING? 523 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,804 FORGET IT, GOOB. 524 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:13,039 THANKS. 525 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,678 WARREN? 526 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:19,679 RIGHT. 527 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,714 EXCUSE US, PLEASE. 528 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:22,982 EXCUSE US. 529 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,586 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE 530 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,389 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE THEM THEIR JURY TRIAL. 531 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,823 OH, ANDY, THAT'S A SHAME. 532 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:31,891 YEAH. 533 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,493 YOU DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET THEM 534 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:34,694 TO LISTEN TO REASON? 535 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,729 THAT'S THE WAY SOME PEOPLE ARE. 536 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,097 YEAH. 537 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,433 TELL YOU THE TRUTH, THOUGH, I KINDA SIDE WITH 'EM. 538 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,969 I THINK THEY GOT A GOOD CHANCE OF WINNING. 539 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,104 THE LAW'S AS CLEAR AS CRYSTAL. 540 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,573 WELL, MAYBE SO, 541 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,908 BUT YOU NEVER CAN TELL WHAT A JURY MIGHT DO. 542 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,977 NOT IN THIS CASE. IT'S OPEN AND SHUT. 543 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:51,978 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 544 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,045 OH, POSITIVELY. 545 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:54,046 NO, NO. SURE. 546 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,515 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 547 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,617 I'LL BACK UP MY OPINION WITH, SAY, A DOLLAR? 548 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,719 I WOULD BE STEALING MONEY FROM YOU. 549 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,788 LIKE THEY SAY, PUT UP OR SHUT UP. 550 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,456 DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. 551 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,392 GOOD. NOW IT'S MY DUTY TO INFORM YOU 552 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,059 YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR GAMBLING. 553 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,528 ANDY... 554 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,731 GAMBLING IS GAMBLING, WHETHER IT'S BLACKJACK 555 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:12,799 BETTIN' OR BINGO. 556 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,367 YEAH, BUT, ANDY... 557 00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:16,603 YOU'RE NOT ASKING ME TO IGNORE GAMBLING, ARE YOU? 558 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:17,704 HUH HUH? 559 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,706 YOU'RE NOT ASKING ME TO DO THAT. 560 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,007 SEE, THE LAW IS THE LAW. 561 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,510 CHARGES ARE BROUGHT FOR THE SAME REASON 562 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,945 AND CHARGES ARE DROPPED FOR THE SAME REASON. 563 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,014 BUT, ANDY, I... 564 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,116 ANDY, I... 565 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,831 Andy: CHARGES ARE DROPPED. 566 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,365 EVERYBODY HOME! 567 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:55,542 ANDY, I... 568 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:58,578 I GOT TO ADMIT IT, I WAS WRONG. 569 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:01,414 EVERYBODY MAKES A LITTLE MISTAKE ONCE IN A WHILE, WARREN. 570 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,516 OH, BUT I MEAN, A MAN IN MY POSITION 571 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,585 OUGHT TO KNOW WHEN HE'S GOING TOO FAR. 572 00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:08,488 IT'S NOT LIKE ME, ANDY. I'M A REASONABLE MAN. 573 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:09,989 YEAH. 574 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:13,025 WELL, THE MAIN THING -- THE BAZAAR IS JUST DOING FINE. 575 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:17,497 BINGO, HUH? YEAH, BINGO, CAKE SALES, KISSING BOOTH. 576 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:18,898 KISSING BOOTH? 577 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,568 OH, YEAH, MAKING A LOT OF MONEY. 578 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:24,471 UH, HOW'S THAT OPERATE, ANDY? 579 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:26,839 WELL, A FELLA GOES UP TO THE BOOTH, SEE, 580 00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:29,609 PUTS DOWN A QUARTER, HE GETS TO KISS THE LADY. 581 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,844 ANY GUY? SURE. 582 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:34,046 STRANGER? SOMETIMES. 583 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,982 WELL, THEN, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, ANDY, 584 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:38,751 IS THAT FOR THE SUM OF 25 CENTS, AN UNIDENTIFIED JOHN DOE 585 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:40,152 CAN WILLFULLY ACCOST ANY LADY IN THE BOOTH? 586 00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:41,788 WHAT ABOUT IT? 587 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,723 ANDY, WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE BOOK OF LOCAL ORDINANCES. 588 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:44,924 I WANT TO CHECK THE MORALS CODE ON THIS ONE. 589 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,058 I'LL KILL YA. 590 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,094 NOW, ANDY-- ANDY WAIT! 40245

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