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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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WELL, HERE HE
GOES AGAIN.
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EVERY MONTH, PULL
UP STAKES LIKE AN
ARAB AND OFF YOU GO.
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BARNEY, THAT WAS
THREE MONTHS AGO.
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I WAS THINKING ABOUT
MOVING TO RALEIGH.
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OH! THAT LONG.
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THREE MONTHS.
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WELL, YOU'RE PRACTICALLY
PUTTING DOWN ROOTS HERE.
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AND I DIDN'T
TAKE THE JOB.
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AND YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO THIS TIME.
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YOU CAN'T.
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SO WHY GET ME
ALL EXCITED?
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IT'S BAD FOR
MY DIGESTION
BEFORE LUNCH.
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I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU
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BECAUSE THERE'S
A VERY GOOD CHANCE
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I MIGHT JUST
TAKE THIS JOB.
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I TOLD ED CRUMBPACKER
I WOULD.
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ED CRUMBPACKER. ED CRUMBPACKER.
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SOME GUY YOU GO HUNTING WITH
TWICE A YEAR.
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WE KNOW ONE ANOTHER VERY WELL.
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AND I SUPPOSE THAT'S
MORE IMPORTANT
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THAN A LIFETIME
OF FRIENDSHIP AND TEAMWORK
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FIGHTING SHOULDER-TO-SHOULDER
AGAINST ORGANIZED CRIME!
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YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN.
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NOW, BARNEY, ED CRUMBPACKER
IS WITH A VERY BIG COMPANY.
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I KNOW. I KNOW.
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IT'S ONE OF THEM BIG
INDUSTRIAL GIANTS.
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DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA
GET SWALLOWED UP, ANDY?
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NO, I WON'T.
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NOW, THEY GOT A BIG
EXECUTIVE TRAINING PROGRAM
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AND THEY-THEY WANT TO
PUT ME IN THAT.
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IT'LL MEAN A LOT
MORE MONEY TO ME.
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AND THEY GOT OFFICES
ALL OVER THE WORLD.
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ED TOLD ME THEY MIGHT EVEN
TRANSFER ME OUT OF THE COUNTRY.
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MAYBE EUROPE,
MAYBE EVEN SOUTH AMERICA.
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WHAT ABOUT AUNT BEE AND OPIE?
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I'D TAKE THEM WITH ME.
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YOU KNOW THEY DON'T SPEAK
A WORD OF SOUTH AMERICAN.
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I SWEAR, ANDY.
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SOME GUY CALLS YOU FROM
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA
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AND YOU FALL RIGHT
OUT OF YOUR TREE.
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AND WHAT ABOUT HER?
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WHO'S "HER"?
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YOU KNOW WHO'S HER.
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JUST SIT DOWN.
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NOW, BARNEY, YOU KNOW
HOW THINGS STAND
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BETWEEN HELEN AND ME
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AND IF THEY KEEP GOING
THE WAY THEY HAVE BEEN
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I EXPECT
I'D SEND FOR HER.
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OH, YOU'RE GONNA
SEND FOR HER?
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YEAH, I'M GONNA
SEND FOR HER.
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YOU GONNA SEND
FOR ME, TOO?
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OR AM I GONNA STAY
HERE AND BE SHERIFF?
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WELL, YOU OUGHT TO AT LEAST RUN.
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WELL, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYBODY
WHO'S MORE QUALIFIED THAN YOU
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AND I DON'T KNOW OF ANYBODY ELSE
THAT'S GONNA FILE.
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I WAS SUPPOSED
TO FILE FOR RE-ELECTION
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SOMETIME IN THE NEXT
COUPLE OF DAYS
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AND I'M NOT GONNA FILE.
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OH... I DON'T KNOW, ANDY.
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WELL, IF YOU DON'T RUN,
AND NOBODY ELSE FILES
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WHO'S GONNA BE THE LAW?
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TOWN WOULD BE WIDE OPEN,
WOULDN'T IT?
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SURE IT WOULD.
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AND EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU
AND LIKES YOU AND EVERYTHING
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AND YOU'VE LEARNED A LOT
IN THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS.
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IT'D MEAN
A LOT MORE MONEY TO YOU.
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YOU MIGHT BE ABLE
TO MOVE OUT OF THAT ROOM
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AND INTO A REGULAR HOUSE
OR SOMETHING.
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'COURSE, YOU DO
WHAT YOU WANT TO.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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IT'S IN THE RING.
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OH, MY.
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THAT'S ANOTHER THING
I'M WORRIED ABOUT
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IF WE SHOULD END UP
IN SOUTH AMERICA.
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THE FOOD...
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THEY EAT VERY STRANGE THINGS
DOWN THERE.
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WHAT DO THEY EAT, PAW?
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SAME THINGS AS WE DO.
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BEANS, MEAT, TOMATOES...
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AND THEY HAVE
SPECIAL DISHES.
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UH, THEY GOT A THING
CALLED A TORTILLA.
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YOU MEAN THEY EAT
THOSE GREAT BIG SPIDERS?
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NO. THAT'S A TARANTULA.
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TORTILLA.
OH.
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WELL, I'M TAKING ALONG
SOME CANNED GOODS
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JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.
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I COULD ALWAYS MAKE
SOME HEAVY SOUP.
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WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE JUNGLE.
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I KNOW. I KNOW, ANDY.
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I THINK IT'LL WORK OUT
REAL GOOD FOR US.
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MM. WELL...
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DON'T TOUCH THAT.
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HELLO.
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ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA?
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YEAH.
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HELLO, ED. WE WAS JUST
TALKING ABOUT YOU.
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UH-HUH.
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WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO APOLOGIZE, ED.
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AUNT BEE, DO
YOU THINK...?
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JUST A MINUTE.
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JOB WENT
TO SOMEBODY'S COUSIN, HUH?
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WELL... MAYBE IT'LL
ALL BE FOR THE BEST.
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I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I'D LIKE IT
TOO MUCH OUT OF MAYBERRY.
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SMALL TOWN, YOU KNOW?
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RIGHT.
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GOOD-BYE.
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ED CRUMBPACKER.
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I KNOW. I HEARD.
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WELL...
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I GUESS THAT'S THAT.
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WHAT, PAW?
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OH, NOTHING.
WE'RE GONNA STAY.
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BUT THEY CAN'T DO THAT!
THEY JUST DID.
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WELL, THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING
TO DO TO A MAN.
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THAT'S LIKE PULLING THE RUG
RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER YOU.
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AND HERE YOU DIDN'T FILE
FOR RE-ELECTION.
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WELL,
THAT WAS MY OWN IDEA.
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ED CRUMBPACKER --
HE SAID DON'T SAY ANYTHING
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TILL THE JOB'S OFFICIAL.
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WELL, NO HARM DONE.
I'LL JUST WITHDRAW IN
YOUR FAVOR, OF COURSE.
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OH, YOU CAN'T.
STATE LAW.
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WELL, NOW, WHAT KIND OF A LAW
IS THAT?
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IT'S ON THE BOOKS.
THE BALLOT'S BEEN PRINTED,
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AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
RUNNING FOR SHERIFF.
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OH, THIS IS JUST NONSENSE --
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ME RUNNING FOR SHERIFF
WITH YOU STILL AROUND.
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WELL...
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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IT'S JUST
ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
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ANDY, THIS -- THIS LEAVES YOU
OUT OF EVERYTHING.
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I MEAN,
WHAT ABOUT A JOB?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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SOMETHING WILL COME UP.
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WELL, JUST DON'T YOU DO ANYTHING
TILL YOU HEAR FROM ME.
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I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING
BY THE TIME WE CAUCUS.
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ALL RIGHT, QUIET, PLEASE.
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QUIET, PLEASE!
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LET ME HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,
PLEASE!
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NOW, AS YOU ALL KNOW,
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ANDY'LL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE
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SO LET'S GET
ONE THING STRAIGHT --
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I'M THE SPOKESMAN
FOR THE DELEGATION.
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I DO THE TALKING.
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WELL,
WHEN HE COMES IN,
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IS IT ALL RIGHT IF I SAY,
"HELLO, ANDY"?
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NO. THAT JUST
GETS YOU STARTED, FLOYD.
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I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BE
THAT DICTATORIAL, BARNEY.
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NOW, DID WE OR DID WE NOT
AGREE THAT I...?
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WHAT IF HE SAYS,
"HEY, GOOBER"?
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CAN'T I SAY,
"HEY, SHERIFF"?
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'CAUSE HE MIGHT THINK
I'M MAD AT HIM.
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CAN'T WE HAVE
A LITTLE COMPROMISE?
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I THINK IF
ANYBODY HAS
ANY SUGGESTIONS
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THEY OUGHT
TO BE ABLE
TO MAKE THEM.
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ALL RIGHT.
HOLD EVERYTHING!
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NOW, IF ANYBODY HERE...
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NO, THANKS, AUNT BEE.
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WELL...
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NOW, IF ANYBODY HERE
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QUESTIONS MY ABILITY
AS A SPOKESMAN
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THEN JUST LET HIM OR HER
STEP UP HERE
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AND TAKE OVER
AS THE CASE MAY BE.
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OKAY, I'M
THE SPOKESMAN.
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SPOKESMAN ABOUT WHAT?
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OH...
HI, ANDY.
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WHAT'S, UH...
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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WELL, ANDY, THIS, UH...
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THIS HERE'S WHAT YOU MIGHT
CALL A CIVIC DELEGATION.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THAT'S JUST WHAT IT IS--
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A CIVIC DELEGATION.
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AND I'M THE SPOKESMAN.
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HELLO, ANDY.
OH, HI, FLOYD.
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HEY, SHERIFF.
GOOBER.
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OH, HI.
HI, EVERYBODY.
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WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN
RIGHT THERE, ANDY?
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THAT'S NOT HIS
FAVORITE CHAIR.
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WHY DON'T YOU SIT HERE
NEXT TO HELEN?
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WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?
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HE HATES THAT CHAIR.
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ALL RIGHT...
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NOW, THE THING IS, ANDY
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THAT WE, AS A GROUP
OF CONCERNED CITIZENS
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HAVE A PROPOSAL
ABOUT THE OFFICE OF SHERIFF.
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WHAT WE
WANT TO DO...
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WHAT WE WANT TO DO
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IS TO START
A WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN
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THAT WILL RE-ELECT
ANDY TAYLOR TO OFFICE.
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WELL... THAT'S -- THAT'S
AWFULLY NICE
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BUT BARNEY HERE IS THE ONLY
OFFICIAL CANDIDATE.
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OH, WELL, THIS WAS
BARNEY'S IDEA, ANDY.
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WE ALL FEEL...
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WE ALL FEEL...
THAT A WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN
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IS THE TOUGHEST KIND
OF A CAMPAIGN TO WIN.
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IT'LL BE A HARD, UPHILL FIGHT
ALL THE WAY.
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YOU'LL WIN
EASY, SHERIFF.
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OH, EASY. EASY.
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WHY, YOU'LL
CARRY THIS TOWN...
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WITH ME THROWING ALL MY SUPPORT
IN YOUR DIRECTION
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I THINK WE CAN MAKE IT.
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ALL WE NEED IS FOR YOU
TO TURN TO US
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AND SAY, "MEN, WOMEN..."
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WHATEVER THE CASE MAY BE
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"...FULL STEAM AHEAD."
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WELL, BARNEY, THAT'S
A PRETTY BIG SACRIFICE
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YOU'RE MAKING THERE.
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THAT'S HOW BARNEY
WANTS IT, ANDY.
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YOU'D DO THE SAME FOR ME
ANY OLD TIME.
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I'LL EVEN BE
YOUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER.
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I, UH...
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I APPRECIATE YOUR -- YOUR
COMING OVER HERE LIKE THIS
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AND -- AND IF YOU WANT ME TO RUN
AS A WRITE-IN
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I'LL -- I'LL BE HAPPY TO DO IT.
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OH, WONDERFUL.
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ALL RIGHT, ANDY.
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WE HAVE A MILLION THINGS
TO DO, ANDY.
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EVERYBODY JUST BE QUIET.
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ANDY, WILL YOU PLEASE...?
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ANDY, WHY DON'T YOU...?!
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WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN?!
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I TOLD YOU HE
HATES THAT CHAIR.
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OH, HELLO, BOYS.
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HELLO, FLOYD.
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WANT A SUCKER?
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NO, THANKS, FLOYD.
I DON'T WANT A SUCKER.
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NOW, FLOYD, I'M HERE TO
TALK ABOUT THE ELECTION.
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NOW, AS ANDY'S
CAMPAIGN MANAGER
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I HEREBY APPOINT YOU
PRECINCT HEAD
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OF THIS ENTIRE BLOCK
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FROM MAIN TO MAPLE,
MAPLE TO ELM
233
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,009
ELM TO THE FIRE HYDRANT.
234
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,277
WELL, PRECINCT HEAD.
235
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,879
WELL, THANKS A LOT, BARN.
236
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,080
YEAH, OKAY.
237
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,082
NOW, THE KEYNOTE
OF THE WHOLE CAMPAIGN
238
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,950
IS GONNA BE --
NOW GET THIS --
239
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,351
WIN WITH TAYLOR.
240
00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:21,088
WIN WITH TAYLOR.
OH, THAT'S GOOD, ISN'T IT?
241
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,823
YEAH. OH, THAT'S VERY CATCHY.
242
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,224
IT'S GOT A NICE RING TO IT.
243
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,059
FLOYD, WHAT BARNEY
WANTS YOU TO DO
244
00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:29,062
IS JUST MAKE SURE THAT EVERYBODY
KNOWS ABOUT THE WRITE-IN.
245
00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:31,098
OH, ANDY, DON'T YOU WORRY.
246
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,233
I'M SURE MOST FOLKS
KNOW ABOUT IT.
247
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,102
NO, FLOYD.
IN ANY WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN
248
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,304
YOU GOT TO HAVE
A VOTER EDUCATION PROGRAM.
249
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:40,307
WE GOT TO GO ON THE RADIO, TEACH
FOLKS HOW TO SPELL TAYLOR...
250
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,242
UH, T-A-Y-L-O-R.
251
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:45,979
SAY, THERE ARE NOT MANY WAYS
TO SPELL TAYLOR, YOU KNOW.
252
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,380
BUT FIFE, NOW...
253
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:50,317
NOW, FIFE... OH, THERE'S
A LOT OF WAYS TO SPELL FIFE.
254
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,819
THERE'S P-H...
255
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,854
AND THERE'S F-F...
256
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,088
WIN WITH TAYLOR.
257
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,456
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
258
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,927
WELL, FLOYD, BARNEY'S NAME'S
ALREADY ON THE BALLOT.
259
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,195
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPELL
HIS NAME.
260
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:05,065
OH. WELL, YOU EXPECTING
TO GET ANY VOTES, BARNEY?
261
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,167
WELL,
CERTAINLY I'LL GET SOME.
262
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,936
AGAINST ANDY
IT MIGHT NOT BE EASY.
263
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,772
OH, BARNEY'S GOING TO GET
A LOT OF VOTES, FLOYD.
264
00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:15,809
WELL, IF THERE'S ANY DANGER
OF A TREND, YOU LET ME KNOW.
265
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,985
NOW, GOOBER,
WE KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF CARS
266
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,720
COME IN AND OUT OF HERE
ALL DAY.
267
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,222
AND IF -- AND IF YOU --
AND IF YOU'D JUST MENTION
268
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,424
THE WRITE-IN TO THEM,
WE'D APPRECIATE IT.
269
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,326
WELL, I MENTIONED IT
TO SOME PEOPLE ALREADY,
270
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,228
BUT MOST OF THEM HAD ALREADY
HEARD ABOUT IT.
271
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,864
I DON'T SEE NO PROBLEM.
272
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,966
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE ONES
WHO WERE GONNA VOTE FOR ME?
273
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,068
I DIDN'T
RUN ACROSS NONE.
274
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:44,504
OH. HERE.
THANK YOU, GOOBER.
275
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:50,744
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
THE CAMPAIGN'S GOING JUST GREAT.
276
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:53,146
YEAH.
WELL, LET'S, UH...
277
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,815
YEAH.
278
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,886
OH, BARNEY! HI!
HI, ANDY!
279
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,353
OH, HI, THELMA LOU.
OH, HI, THEL.
280
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,355
I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON YOUR CAMPAIGN, ANDY.
281
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,758
WHY, THANK YOU.
GOOD.
282
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,193
SEEMS TO BE GOING
WONDERFULLY.
283
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,961
WELL...
WELL, LOOK, THEL,
284
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:10,998
NATURALLY WE ALL WANT ANDY
TO WIN BY A GOOD MARGIN.
285
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,499
OH, DON'T WORRY.
HE WILL.
286
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,001
EVEN I'M VOTING FOR HIM.
287
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,969
WHY, THANK YOU,
THELMA LOU.
288
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:19,372
WELL, I'VE GOT TO RUN NOW.
GOOD LUCK, SHERIFF.
289
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,109
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT,
BARNEY.
YEAH.
290
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,187
HEY, BARN.
ANJ.
291
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,190
YOU GO AHEAD.
NO. YOU GO AHEAD.
292
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:38,792
NO. YOU GO AHEAD.
NO. GO AHEAD.
293
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:43,330
WELL, UH, ANJ, MY
PRIVATE POLLS INDICATE
294
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,532
A BIG SWING
IN YOUR DIRECTION.
295
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,967
OH.
296
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,036
WELL, THAT'S, UH,
THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE
297
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,238
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN DOING
ANY CAMPAIGNING FOR YOURSELF.
298
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,539
THAT COULD BE PART OF IT.
299
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,541
OH, THERE'S NO QUESTION
ABOUT THAT.
300
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,910
WELL, ANYWAY, I'VE,
I'VE BEEN THINKING
301
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,112
THAT, UH...
WELL, IN THE INTEREST
302
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,381
OF A DEMOCRATIC FORM
OF GOVERNMENT
303
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,317
I GUESS THE PEOPLE REALLY
OUGHT TO HAVE A CHOICE
304
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,986
OF MORE THAN ONE CANDIDATE.
305
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,988
OH, YEAH, THEY SHOULD HAVE
A CHOICE.
306
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,057
IT'S ONLY A MATTER
OF BEING FAIR TO THEM.
307
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,458
OH, YEAH. I AGREE.
308
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,527
ACTUALLY, THE WAY WE'VE BEEN
CONDUCTING THIS CAMPAIGN
309
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,529
IS NOT REALLY GOOD
FOR THE COMMUNITY.
310
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:17,931
NO, NO.
NO, IT'S NOT.
311
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,934
AND, UH, UH, WELL,
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
312
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,135
WHAT?
313
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,037
I THINK THAT
YOU OUGHT TO GO OUT
314
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,106
AND STIR UP SOME VOTES
FOR YOURSELF.
315
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,308
NO. I MEAN MAKE
A REAL CONTEST OUT OF IT.
316
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,576
NOTHING LIKE THAT
317
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,912
BECAUSE I'M A TAYLOR MAN
RIGHT DOWN THE LINE.
318
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,180
I KNOW THAT
319
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,982
BUT LIKE WE WERE JUST SAYING
320
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,250
IT'S NOT GOOD
FOR THE COMMUNITY, YOU KNOW?
321
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,988
AND, YOU KNOW, BEING SHERIFF
12 YEARS THE WAY I HAVE
322
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,523
I MUST HAVE RUBBED
SOME FUR THE WRONG WAY.
323
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,993
WELL, ANDY, ALL I'M
TALKING ABOUT FOR ME
324
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,862
IS JUST A... JUST A...
A TOKEN CAMPAIGN.
325
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,398
OH, LISTEN, ANY WAY YOU
WANT TO HANDLE IT'S FINE.
326
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,933
WELL, JUST -- JUST A TOKEN.
327
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,401
JUST ANYTHING'S OKAY.
328
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,870
WELL...
329
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,006
WELL, I... BETTER GO.
330
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,207
OKAY.
331
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,474
I'LL SEE YOU.
332
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,632
OKAY, FELLA, YOU'RE HIRED.
333
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,044
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
334
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,478
YOU DON'T THINK YOU
CAN PUT UP MY POSTER?
335
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,214
OH, I NEVER PUT UP POSTERS
IN MY WINDOW, BARNEY.
336
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,482
IT SPOILS THE DECOR.
337
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,085
A MUD SLIDE COULDN'T
SPOIL THAT DECOR.
338
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:48,188
SAY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU SMELL
SOMETHING, THERE, BARNEY.
339
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,924
WAS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?
SMELLING SOMETHING?
340
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,525
I'M NOT SMELLING ANYTHING.
341
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,195
OH, I THOUGHT
"BLOODHOUND OF THE LAW..."
342
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,264
"SNIFFING OUT CRIME," YOU KNOW.
343
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,531
NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT.
344
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,500
OH, THAT WOULD'VE BEEN GOOD,
THOUGH...
345
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,969
VERY GOOD.
346
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,371
HOW ABOUT A CONTRIBUTION
TO MY CAMPAIGN FUND?
347
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,506
OH, NO. I COULDN'T
DO THAT, BARN. NO.
348
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,508
WHY NOT?
NOT ETHICAL.
349
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,043
I'M VOTING FOR ANDY.
350
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,979
LOOK, FLOYD,
YOUR SMART MERCHANT--
351
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,281
A BUSINESSMAN--
NO MATTER WHICH WAY HE VOTES
352
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,383
IS GOING TO MAKE
A NOMINAL CONTRIBUTION
353
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,251
TO BOTH SIDES...
INSURE HIMSELF.
354
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,619
YOU UNDERSTAND?
355
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,088
OH, WELL...
356
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:24,057
THEN, I'LL GIVE YOU
A NOMINAL CONTRIBUTION.
357
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:25,558
HOW MUCH CAN I
PUT YOU DOWN FOR?
358
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,960
NEXT TIME YOU COME IN
359
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,096
I'LL GIVE YOU A HAIRCUT
FOR HALF PRICE.
360
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,698
YOU'RE ALL HEART,
FLOYD, YOU KNOW THAT?
361
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,133
YOU'RE ALL HEART.
362
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,157
NOW, FLOYD,
IT'S NOT GONNA KILL YOU
363
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,659
TO PUT UP ONE
OF BARNEY'S POSTERS, IS IT?
364
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,261
WHAT IF HE
GETS ELECTED?
365
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,363
WELL, THAT'S NOT
THE POINT, FLOYD.
366
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,532
WELL, THAT'S TRUE.
THAT'S TRUE.
367
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,000
WHAT IS THE POINT?
368
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,269
THAT BARNEY,
IN SPITE OF LITTLE THINGS
369
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,538
LIKE GETTING CARRIED AWAY
WITH HIMSELF
370
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,240
AND GOING
OFF THE DEEP END
371
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:16,276
IS, UNDERNEATH, A VERY PROUD
AND SENSITIVE PERSON.
372
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,312
NOW HERE HE COMES.
373
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,713
NOW, DON'T YOU SAY ONE WORD
374
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,016
ABOUT ME ASKING YOU
TO PUT UP THAT POSTER.
375
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,218
OH, NOT A WORD. NO, MY LIPS
ARE SEALED...SEALED.
376
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,619
NOT A WORD.
377
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,325
Andy:
OH, UH, HI, BARN.
378
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,201
ANYTHING GOING ON HERE?
379
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,303
I BREAK UP
A LITTLE CONVERSATION?
380
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,338
OH, NO,
THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON.
381
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,707
RIGHT, FLOYD?
NO, NO.
382
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,743
A LITTLE CAMPAIGN STRATEGY,
MAYBE?
383
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,513
LIKE HOW
TO SINK BARNEY FIFE?
384
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,781
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
385
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,217
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON?
386
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,052
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
A CONSPIRACY?
387
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,653
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
388
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,355
THERE HE GOES
389
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,357
OFF THE DEEP END AGAIN, ANDY,
JUST LIKE YOU SAID.
390
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,592
WHO SAID
391
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,260
MY LIPS ARE SEALED.
392
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,062
MY GOOD FRIEND
AND WORTHY OPPONENT?
393
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,563
BARNEY, ALL I SAID...
394
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,232
A LITTLE WHISPERING CAMPAIGN?
395
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,634
BLACKING ME OUT ON THE POSTERS
WASN'T ENOUGH?
396
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,070
I HAD NOTHING TO DO
WITH THOSE POSTERS.
397
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,738
FLOYD, DID ANDY
SAY ANYTHING TO YOU
398
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,340
ABOUT PUTTING UP MY POSTERS?
399
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,442
YES.
YES, HE DID.
400
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,111
FLOYD!
401
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,412
MY LIPS ARE SEALED.
402
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,180
WELL, THE WHOLE THING'S
403
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,582
COMING PRETTY CLEAR NOW,
ISN'T IT?
404
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:30,617
BARNEY...
405
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,252
OKAY, I'M TAKING THE ONE WAY
406
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,087
TO BREAK THROUGH
THE IRON CURTAIN
407
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,688
TO BRING MY CASE TO THE PEOPLE.
408
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,391
I'M CHALLENGING YOU
TO A FREE AND PUBLIC DEBATE.
409
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,493
WELL, WHAT'LL WE DEBATE ABOUT?
410
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,562
YOU THINK I'VE BEEN WALKING
AROUND HERE
411
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,397
FOR FIVE YEARS
WITH MY EYES SHUT?
412
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,500
ANDY, YOU JUST SHOW UP,
BECAUSE I'M BLOWING THE LID OFF.
413
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,789
UH, GOOD EVENING.
414
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,392
AS YOU ALL KNOW,
WE ARE GATHERED HERE
415
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,327
FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT
416
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,829
IN THE HISTORY
OF MAYBERRY POLITICS.
417
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,566
NOW, THE ONLY REASON
THIS ISN'T ON TV
418
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,202
IS BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
A TV STATION.
419
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,872
A TV STATION.
420
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,910
WELL, SO MUCH
FOR THE LIGHTER SIDE.
421
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,479
NOW, IN THIS DEBATE
422
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,382
BETWEEN SHERIFF TAYLOR
AND DEPUTY FIFE
423
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,351
WE MUST REMEMBER
TO SHOW NO PARTIALITY.
424
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:41,488
WE MUST BE
COMPLETELY OPEN-MINDED
425
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,824
IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT ANDY'S
THE ONLY MAN FOR THE JOB.
426
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:48,395
SO, NOW I CALL ON BARNEY FIFE
TO TAKE THE SPEAKER'S STAND.
427
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,773
FLOYD.
428
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,944
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
429
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,648
I HAVE HERE 76 DOCUMENTED CASES
430
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:13,186
OF MALFEASANCE
IN THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
431
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,626
HOWEVER,
DUE TO THE PRESSURES OF TIME
432
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,894
I WILL DISCUSS ONLY THREE.
433
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,963
WHAT A DISGRACEFUL
TACTIC.
434
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,600
MALFEASANCE NUMBER ONE...
435
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:34,474
TRAFFIC IN THIS TOWN
IS COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL.
436
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,510
JAYWALKING IS RAMPANT.
437
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,878
FIDDLE-FADDLE!
438
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,481
BE QUIET, AUNT BEE.
439
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,717
MALFEASANCE NUMBER TWO...
440
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:52,492
YOUR SHERIFF HAS KEPT UP...
HAS N KEPT UP WITH THE TIMES.
441
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:57,797
HE HAS NOT PROPERLY
EQUIPPED HIS OFFICE
442
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:01,334
LIKE OTHER
LAW-ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES
443
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,002
IN THIS STATE HAVE.
444
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,373
WE HAVE NO TEAR GAS...
445
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:10,443
WE HAVE NO SUBMACHINE GUNS...
446
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:13,280
AND AS FOR EMERGENCY EQUIPMENT
447
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:16,816
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOUR SHERIFF CARRIES
448
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,652
IN THE TRUNK OF HIS SQUAD CAR?
449
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,654
A SHOVEL AND A RAKE!
450
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,257
AIN'T YOU GOT A JACK?
451
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:27,660
MALFEASANCE NUMBER THREE...
452
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:31,698
ARE YOU AWARE THAT
YOUR SHERIFF
453
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:37,003
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE
FOR PROTECTING YOUR LIVES
454
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,739
AND YOUR PROPERTY
455
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,941
CARRIES NO GUN--
456
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:46,012
NO WEAPON
OF ANY DESCRIPTION--
457
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:51,851
TO ENABLE HIM TO DISCHARGE
HIS DUTIES PROPERLY?
458
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:57,857
I ASK YOU TO DWELL
ON THESE THINGS FOR A MOMENT.
459
00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:01,260
IS THIS GOOD GOVERNMENT?!
460
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,533
THANK YOU.
461
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,602
ANDY, GO ON.
462
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,638
YOU'VE GOT
TO ANSWER HIM.
463
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,673
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
464
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,042
CALL HIM
A RABBLE-ROUSER!
465
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:21,981
SO, NOW LET US HEAR
FROM SHERIFF TAYLOR.
466
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,888
DID YOU EVER HEAR
OF SUCH A...
467
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,963
76 CASES OF MALFEASANCE?
468
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,404
UH...
469
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:48,641
BARNEY'S, UH, BARNEY'S RIGHT
ABOUT THE, UH, TRAFFIC.
470
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:51,444
PEOPLE DO PARK
IN THE WRONG PLACES
471
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,681
AND CROSS THE STREET
IN THE WRONG PLACES
472
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:59,752
BUT IT'S-IT'S SUCH A SMALL TOWN,
AND I DON'T... I DON'T BELIEVE
473
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:03,556
THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT
UPTOWN HERE IN THE...
474
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,458
IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS
475
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,027
AND, UH...
476
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,397
IT IS TRUE
THAT WE DON'T HAVE
477
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:13,433
ANY, UH, EMERGENCY EQUIPMENT
TO SPEAK OF.
478
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,902
I MEAN, NO TEAR GAS
OR MACHINE GUNS
479
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,637
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
480
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,972
DOESN'T SEEM TO BE
A NEED FOR IT.
481
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:23,776
AND -- AND IT'S TRUE THAT
I DON'T WEAR A GUN VERY OFTEN
482
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,045
BUT, UH...
483
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:31,050
UH, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
THAT WE GOT ALONG WELL ENOUGH
484
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,720
THAT THAT WASN'T NECESSARY.
485
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:36,623
WELL, I, UH...
486
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:37,890
I DON'T KNOW.
487
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:41,394
I'VE BEEN SHERIFF
A-A LONG TIME AND...
488
00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:45,898
YOU'RE EITHER SATISFIED WITH ME
OR YOU'RE -- YOU'RE NOT
489
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:49,636
AND, UH, I GUESS
WE'LL FIND OUT TOMORROW.
490
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:50,870
THANK YOU.
491
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,056
WELL, I, UH...
492
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:14,026
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU FOLKS,
BUT, UH...
493
00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:20,500
I WAS SATISFIED
WITH MR. TAYLOR'S ANSWERS
494
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:23,069
AND, UH...
495
00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:25,037
WELL...
496
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,873
I'M VOTING FOR ANDY.
497
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,176
NICE WORK.
498
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,181
THANKS, BARN.
499
00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,718
BARNEY...
500
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:43,556
Man on loudspeaker:
Vote the people's choice,
Barney Fife for sheriff.
501
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:44,891
The man for the job.
502
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,158
Win with Fife.
503
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:49,195
I TOLD THAT GUY
JUST UP UNTIL 9:00.
504
00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:59,739
WELL, I GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL
TAKE THIS DOWN.
505
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,983
WELL...GOOD PICTURE.
506
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,854
CAN I HAVE THAT?
507
00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:16,523
WELL, SURE.
508
00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:20,259
THANKS.
509
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,162
YOU HAD 100 OF THESE.
WHAT'D YOU DO WITH THEM?
510
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:25,932
WELL...
511
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,568
...THEY COST A LOT OF MONEY,
YOU KNOW.
512
00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:30,603
WELL, WHAT'D YOU DO
WITH THEM?
513
00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,171
WELL, I...
514
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,674
WELL, MY ROOM NEEDED PAPERING,
ANYWAY.
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