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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:13,047 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:15,183 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:19,087 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:25,459 HEY, GOOBER. 5 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:26,460 HEY, ANDY. 6 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:27,595 HOW'S SHE GOING? 7 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,430 RUNNING LIKE A SCALDED DOG. 8 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,465 GOT HER ALL GASSED AND LUBED. 9 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:32,833 RUNNING LIKE A TOP. 10 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,302 HEY, WHAT YOU READING? 11 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:36,704 A LETTER FROM BARNEY ON VACATION IN RALEIGH. 12 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,672 IN RALEIGH? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 13 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,174 HE LOVES TO GO UP THERE. 14 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:41,442 THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO. 15 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,377 SEEMS TO BE HAVING A GOOD TIME. 16 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:50,351 WANT ME TO READ IT TO YOU, GOOBER? 17 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,619 YEAH. SURE. 18 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:53,154 OKAY. 19 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:56,424 AND HE STARTS OFF, HE SAYS..."DEAR ANDY: 20 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:59,527 "IT CERTAINLY IS EXCITING UP HERE IN RALEIGH. 21 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,295 "REALLY HAVING A BALL. 22 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:05,366 MY HEAD HASN'T HIT THE PILLOW BEFORE 11:15 SINCE I GOT HERE." 23 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,834 A QUARTER AFTER 11:00. 24 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:10,204 THAT BARNEY'S GOT A WILD STREAK IN HIM, YOU KNOW THAT. 25 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,473 HE SAYS, "CATCHING ALL THE SHOWS. 26 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:15,776 "SAW THAT ITALIAN PICTURE WE READ ABOUT IN THE PAPER, 27 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,445 "'BREAD, LOVE AND BEANS,' 28 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:20,548 AND IT WAS PLENTY RISQUE, LET ME TELL YOU." 29 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,818 "THE FOOD HERE IN THE CAFETERIA IS TERRIFIC 30 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:27,188 "AND I'VE BEEN EATING UP A STORM. 31 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,623 "THE BREAKFAST SPECIAL IS UNBELIEVABLE. 32 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:33,127 "THREE HOTCAKES, TWO STRIPS OF BACON, ONE EGG ANY STYLE 33 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:35,129 JUICE AND COFFEE, ALL FOR 35 CENTS." 34 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:36,164 HMM. 35 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,134 "IT'S SERVED ONLY BETWEEN 5:00 AND 6:00 A.M. 36 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:41,835 "BUT I CAN'T SLEEP LATE ANYWAY. 37 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:44,672 HE'S SURE LIVING IT UP, AIN'T HE? 38 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,340 SURE IS. 39 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:48,509 "I RAN INTO A FELLA ON THE STREET THE OTHER DAY 40 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,844 "WHO TRIED TO SELL ME AN IRON DEER FOR MY FRONT LAWN, 41 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:53,147 "BUT I DON'T KNOW. 42 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,648 "WELL, IT'S ALMOST 5:00, 43 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:57,251 "SO I BETTER GET DOWN TO BREAKFAST. 44 00:01:57,285 --> 00:02:00,788 "LOVE TO AUNT BEE, OPIE, FLOYD, GOOBER AND ALL THE BOYS. 45 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:03,824 TEN-FOUR. OVER AND OUT. BARNEY." 46 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,459 "GOOBER." 47 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:07,228 BOY, HE SURE CUTS LOOSE 48 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:08,462 WHEN HE GETS OUT OF TOWN, DON'T HE? 49 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:09,663 YEAH, HE SURE DOES. 50 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:10,731 THERE'S MORE. 51 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:12,300 HE SAYS, "P.S. 52 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:15,603 "I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING, BUT THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT 53 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:18,172 OF PRETTY WOMEN UP HERE. HA HA." 54 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:24,945 READ IT TO ME AGAIN, ANDY. 55 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,847 YOU KNOW, THE PART ABOUT THE BREAKFAST. 56 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,649 I WILL. LET ME GET THE PHONE. 57 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,618 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 58 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,353 OH, YEAH, SHORTY. 59 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,855 OH, YOU CAN'T. 60 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,524 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. 61 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:37,958 I WAS COUNTING ON YOU. 62 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,427 OH. 63 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:42,196 WELL, CAN YOU STILL GET THE SCHOOL CROSSING? 64 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,331 OH, GOOD. 65 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:45,599 WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO TRY 66 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:47,335 TO GET SOMEBODY ELSE, THEN. 67 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:48,436 I DON'T KNOW WHO. 68 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:49,937 I'VE BEEN ASKING AROUND. 69 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:52,573 I MAY WIND UP GETTING AUNT BEE AND OPIE 70 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,308 TO COME DOWN HERE AND STAY. 71 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:55,409 YEAH. 72 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:57,278 WELL, THANKS ANYWAY. 73 00:02:57,311 --> 00:03:00,414 RIGHT. BYE. 74 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:01,749 MM. 75 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:02,983 WHAT'S THE TROUBLE? 76 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,918 I GOT TO GO OUT OF TOWN WEDNESDAY. 77 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,587 YOU ARE? WHERE YOU GOING? 78 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,621 MOUNT PILOT. 79 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:09,457 SHERIFF'S SAFETY CONFERENCE. 80 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:10,858 BE GONE A DAY AND A HALF. 81 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,426 I'VE GOT TO GET SOMEBODY 82 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,828 TO STAY IN THE COURTHOUSE AND ANSWER THE PHONE. 83 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,531 EXCUSE ME, GOOBER. I GOT TO GET TO THE DESK. 84 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,668 WHO YOU GOING TO GET? 85 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,702 I DON'T KNOW. 86 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:23,271 I'VE TRIED EVERYBODY. 87 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:25,473 I'LL LOOK IN THE PHONE BOOK. 88 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,808 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO WATCH THE COURTHOUSE? 89 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,677 YOU? 90 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,512 YEAH, I COULD WATCH IT FOR YOU. 91 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,547 I'D BE THERE IN CASE ANYTHING HAPPENED 92 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,449 LIKE TELEPHONE CALLS OR TELEGRAMS. 93 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:37,918 PEOPLE WANTING TO KNOW WHERE SOME STREET IS, OR... 94 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,520 WELL, GOOBER, I DON'T KNOW. 95 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,655 YOU GOT YOUR JOB AT THE FILLING STATION. 96 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:42,756 WALLY MIGHT NEED YOU. 97 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,258 OH, WALLY'D LET ME GO. 98 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:46,026 WELL, GOOBER, I DON'T KNOW. 99 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,429 OH, COME ON, ANDY, PLEASE LET ME. 100 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:50,798 COME ON, I REALLY WOULD ENJOY IT. 101 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,933 YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE TO HANG AROUND THE COURTHOUSE. 102 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,835 YOU NEED SOMEBODY, AND I'M BETTER THAN NOTHING. 103 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,370 AIN'T I BETTER THAN NOTHING? 104 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:57,371 WELL... 105 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,606 OH, COME ON, ANDY. 106 00:03:58,639 --> 00:03:59,840 HOW ABOUT IT, HUH? 107 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:04,778 WELL, GOOBER, I GUESS. 108 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,547 FINE. YOU LEAVE DAY AFTER TOMORROW? 109 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,582 YEAH. EARLY. 110 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:10,384 WELL, I'LL BE HERE. 111 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:11,752 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT. 112 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,821 DAY AFTER TOMORROW, BRIGHT AND EARLY. WEDNESDAY. 113 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:16,824 IF THAT'S WHEN YOU'RE LEAVING, THAT'S WHEN I'LL BE HERE. 114 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,426 WEDNESDAY MORNING. EARLY. 115 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,960 I'LL BE HERE. 116 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,562 OKAY. GOOD. 117 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:25,333 WELL, I'LL SEE YOU-- SHERIFF. 118 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,405 HEY, ANDY. 119 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,974 SEE YOU WEDNESDAY. 120 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:45,986 GOOBER? 121 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:53,394 GOOBER? 122 00:04:58,532 --> 00:04:59,867 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 123 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,502 OH, HELLO, WARREN. 124 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:04,838 I CAN'T TODAY, WARREN. I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN. 125 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:07,875 BUT TAKE CARE OF IT JUST AS QUICK AS I GET BACK, OKAY? 126 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,843 RIGHT. BYE. 127 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:14,415 SARAH, GET ME WALLY'S FILLING STATION, WILL YOU? 128 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,650 FINE. HOW ARE YOU? 129 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:18,586 WELL, YOU GOT TO GARGLE A LOT, SARAH. 130 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:20,821 YEAH. JUST KEEP GARGLING AND USE A WHOLE LOT -- 131 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,055 HELLO? 132 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:24,892 HEY, WALLY, IS GOOBER OVER THERE? 133 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:28,028 NO. NO. NEVER MIND. I'LL COME OVER. 134 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,067 GOOBER. 135 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,769 IT'S WEDNESDAY MORNING. 136 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:38,439 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE. 137 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:39,907 I KNOW. I TOLD YOU I'D BE THERE. 138 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,575 REMEMBER, I SAID I'D BE THERE? 139 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:42,810 SOON AS I FINISH WORKING 140 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,144 ON GILLY WALKER'S CARBURETOR. 141 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,846 YOU SAID YOU'D BE THERE EARLY. 142 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:48,115 WELL, CALL ME A LIAR ON THAT EARLY PART, 143 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,851 BUT I'LL BE THERE, AND IF I SAID I'LL BE THERE, 144 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,620 I'LL BE THERE. HOW SOON? 145 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:55,022 SOON AS I FINISH WORKING ON GILLY WALKER'S CARBURETOR. 146 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:57,057 WATCH YOURSELF, ANDY, IT'S DRIPPING. 147 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,392 HE'S BEEN TROUBLED 148 00:05:58,426 --> 00:06:00,093 WITH THE DARNDEST NOISE IN THAT CAR. 149 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,963 FIRST IT WAS "CHOP WHEAT, CHOP WHEAT, CHOP WHEAT." 150 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:05,633 I FIXED THAT, AND THEN IT WAS "PUKKA-PUKKA-PUKKA" 151 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:06,734 LIKE AN OLD BANTY ROOSTER. 152 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,669 I THINK IT'S ALL IN THE CARBURETOR, 153 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,003 SO I'VE TAKEN IT ALL APART. 154 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,472 NO WONDER HE HAS TROUBLE. 155 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:13,407 ALMOST BURNED HIS VALVES OUT ONCE. 156 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:16,043 SPEED, SPEED, SPEED-- THAT'S ALL HE EVER THINKS ABOUT. 157 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:17,911 I TOLD HIM, BUT HE WON'T LISTEN. 158 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,680 HE REALLY ABUSES THAT CAR. 159 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:22,950 UH, HOLD IT FOR ME. 160 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,718 HELLO. 161 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,520 OH, HOWDY. 162 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:28,121 NO, I'D LIKE TO, BUT I CAN'T. 163 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:30,758 I'M GONNA BE HELPING THE SHERIFF OUT DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE. 164 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,060 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU DO IT YOURSELF? IT'S EASY. 165 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,595 JUST TAKE THE HEAD OFF. 166 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:36,964 CLEAN OUT THE INTAKE PORTS AND THE VALVE SPRINGS. 167 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:39,800 THEN DRAIN THE CRANK CASE AND FILL IT FULL OF 40 WEIGHT. 168 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,869 SURE. AIN'T NOTHING TO IT. 169 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,872 OKAY. GOOD-BYE, ALICE. 170 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:45,873 ALICE? 171 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:46,874 ALICE NATHAN. 172 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,476 SWEET LITTLE OL' WOMAN. 173 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:49,877 I THINK SHE'S A QUAKER. 174 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,545 YEAH, I KNOW HER, GOOBER. 175 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:54,582 NOW LISTEN-- WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE, 176 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:57,017 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ANSWER THE PHONE. 177 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:59,119 RIGHT, ANDY, I'LL BE THERE. 178 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,489 GOOBER, WHEN YOU ANSWER THE PHONE 179 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:03,090 JUST SAY "SHERIFF'S OFFICE." 180 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,958 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. GOT YOU. 181 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:06,727 NOW, ANYBODY THAT CALLS 182 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,729 YOU TELL THEM I'M OUT OF TOWN 183 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,064 AND I'LL BE BACK IN A DAY AND A HALF. 184 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:14,001 NOW, IF THEY WANT TO LEAVE A MESSAGE, TAKE IT. 185 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,036 IF THEY'RE BOUND TO TALK TO ME 186 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:19,172 I'LL LEAVE A NUMBER ON THE DESK WHERE I'LL BE. 187 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,641 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK 188 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,476 THIS NOISE IS IN THE CARBURETOR. 189 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:23,911 IT AIN'T A CARBURETOR NOISE. 190 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,513 YOU'LL GET A "FFT-FFT-FFT" 191 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,247 FROM A CARBURETOR, BUT YOU WON'T GET 192 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,516 A REAL "PUKKA-PUKKA." 193 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:29,983 I BELIEVE IT'S SOMETHING ELSE. 194 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,084 GOOBER? 195 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,520 I'LL BE THROUGH IN JUST A MINUTE. 196 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,655 THEN I'M COMING RIGHT DOWN THERE. 197 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,226 OKAY. 198 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:41,995 HEY, ANDY. 199 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,498 I'LL BE THERE. 200 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:51,138 ANDY, I DON'T THINK TWO SHIRTS ARE ENOUGH. 201 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:53,641 I'VE JUST FINISHED IRONING THESE THREE. 202 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:56,143 I'M JUST GOING TO BE GONE A DAY AND A HALF. 203 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,612 YOU MIGHT SPILL SOMETHING ON YOURSELF. 204 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,648 I THINK IT'S VERY NICE OF GOOBER 205 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:01,882 TO HELP OUT THIS WAY. 206 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,551 I THINK IT'S REAL NICE. 207 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:04,852 YES, IT IS NICE. 208 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:07,521 HIS INTENTIONS ARE FINE AND EVERYTHING, BUT... 209 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:09,723 BUT WHAT? 210 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,792 WELL, I'M NOT SURE HE'S CAPABLE. 211 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:15,028 WELL, HE MUST BE. HE WORKS IN A GARAGE. 212 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,164 WELL, THAT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 213 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,532 HE'S A FINE MECHANIC 214 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,534 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHETHER HE CAN HANDLE 215 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:22,202 THINGS AT THE COURTHOUSE. 216 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:27,107 NEVER MIND, ANDY. I'LL GET IT. 217 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,976 IT'S DORIS LACEY. 218 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,544 HELLO, DORIS. 219 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:34,582 OH. UH, YES, MR. YELTON, HE'S RIGHT HERE. 220 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,016 DON YELTON. 221 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,186 YEAH, DON. WHAT'S UP? 222 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:44,658 THAT'S DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE ON MY DESK WITH YOUR NAME ON IT. 223 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,094 WHY DON'T YOU CALL DOWN THERE AND HAVE GOO... 224 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,262 YOU DID CALL AND THERE'S NOBODY THERE? 225 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:51,832 WELL, I'LL GO DOWN THERE AND TEND TO IT. 226 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,834 YEAH. YOU CALL ME THERE. 227 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,737 RIGHT. OKAY. BYE. 228 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,238 YEAH, GOOBER'S CAPABLE ALL RIGHT. 229 00:08:58,271 --> 00:08:59,807 HE AIN'T EVEN AT THE COURTHOUSE. 230 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,274 WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE HAPPENED? 231 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:02,710 SAID HE'D BE THERE. 232 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,645 DIDN'T HE SAY HE'D BE THERE? 233 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:05,913 USUALLY WHEN HE SAYS 234 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:08,348 HE'S GOING TO BE SOMEPLACE, HE'S THERE. 235 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,151 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, HE SAID HE'D BE THERE. 236 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,955 COME ON, GOOBER. GET A MOVE ON. 237 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,056 I'M HURRYING. 238 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,625 WELL, HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO BE? 239 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,627 I HAD TO BE IN EASTLAKE AN HOUR AGO. 240 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,194 JUST KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON, GILLY. 241 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,030 THE WAY YOU TREAT THIS CAR 242 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,765 YOU'RE LUCKY IT RUNS AT ALL. 243 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,299 I'VE TOLD YOU AND TOLD YOU. 244 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,068 DON'T TELL ME-- JUST FIX IT. 245 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:32,039 GILLY, YOU DON'T DRIVE A CAR FAST ALL THE TIME. 246 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,041 YOU DRIVE HER SLOW EVERY NOW AND THEN. 247 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,309 DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE, GOOBER. 248 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,978 SOMEBODY OUGHT TO. 249 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,647 OH, YEAH? YEAH! 250 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:40,914 WELL, DON'T YOU. 251 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:41,949 Andy: GOOBER! 252 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,185 GOOBER, WHAT'S GOING ON? 253 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:47,220 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON. NOTHING. 254 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,623 HE PROMISED THIS CAR WOULD BE FIXED AT 11:00. 255 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:50,958 IT'S ALMOST 12:30. 256 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,960 IS IT MY FAULT HE DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT A CAR? 257 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,862 HE'S ABUSED THIS MACHINE FOR YEARS. 258 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,964 DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE, GOOBER. 259 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,666 WELL, YOU DRIVE TOO FAST. 260 00:09:58,699 --> 00:09:59,900 I NEVER GOT A TICKET. 261 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,302 AND HERE'S THE SHERIFF RIGHT HERE. ASK HIM. 262 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,204 DID YOU EVER GIVE ME A TICKET? 263 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:07,274 YOU NEVER GOT A TICKET 'CAUSE HE NEVER CAUGHT YOU. 264 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,809 HOLD IT, HOLD IT. 265 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:11,344 AND YOU DON'T LET THE CLUTCH OUT ALL THE WAY. 266 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:14,247 GOOBER, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE COURTHOUSE. 267 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,382 I'M HERE. 268 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,917 BUT YOU'RE NOT IN IT. 269 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,019 THERE'S THE PHONE. 270 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,721 YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION. 271 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:23,691 YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO BACK TO THE FILLING STATION. 272 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:26,026 OH, ANDY, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE, WILL YOU? 273 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:29,029 I PROMISE I WON'T LEAVE THE COURTHOUSE. CROSS MY HEART. 274 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,331 NO, GOOBER. I'M GOING TO GET AUNT BEE TO STAY. 275 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,332 ANDY, WAIT! 276 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,767 HOW ABOUT IT, GOOBER? 277 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,969 ARE YOU GOING TO GET THIS CAR FIXED TODAY? 278 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,004 I'LL GET IT FIXED. 279 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,739 IF YOU DIDN'T DRIVE SO FAST, 280 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,741 YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO GET IT FIXED. 281 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:43,176 BESIDES, ANDY'S MAD AT ME, SO JUST HUSH. 282 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,678 I GUESS THAT'S EVERYTHING. 283 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,279 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 284 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,949 OPE, AUNT BEE IS GONNA BE BUSY, SO HELP OUT ALL YOU CAN. 285 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,784 YOU'LL BE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE. 286 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,385 I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. 287 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,354 OKAY. WELL, I GUESS I'D BETTER GO. 288 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:57,290 I'LL HAVE TO DO SOME FANCY DRIVING TO GET THERE ON TIME. 289 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,059 HEY, ANDY. GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 290 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,293 LISTEN, GOOBER... 291 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,328 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 292 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,130 GOOD NEWS. I FIXED GILLY'S CAR. 293 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,264 GOOD, GOOB. 294 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:05,966 I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID IT, BUT I DID. 295 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,300 YOU EVER SEE HIM DRIVE? 296 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,136 LISTEN, GOOBER, I'M IN A HURRY. 297 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,871 I'M GOING TO THE COURTHOUSE. 298 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,372 NO, GOOBER. NO, NO, NO, NO. 299 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,007 AUNT BEE'S GOING TO STAY. 300 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,476 ANDY, I PROMISE I WON'T LEAVE THE COURTHOUSE. 301 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,311 I'LL STAY AND ANSWER THE PHONE. 302 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,446 NO, GOOBER. 303 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,014 MAYBE IT WOULD BE BETTER 304 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,916 IF THERE WAS A MAN IN THE COURTHOUSE, 305 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,017 JUST IN CASE. 306 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,119 YEAH, JUST IN CASE THERE'S A FIRE 307 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,454 OR FAMINE OR SOMETHING. 308 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,890 I DON'T CARE WHICH ONE OF YOU STAYS. 309 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,892 GOOBER, WHEN YOU GO DOWN THERE, 310 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,027 YOU STAY INSIDE THE COURTHOUSE. 311 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,263 DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE THE COURTHOUSE. 312 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,431 I WON'T SET FOOT OUTSIDE, I PROMISE. 313 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,433 ONLY THING THAT WILL GET ME OUT 314 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:43,036 IS A FIRE OR FAMINE OR TO GO TO THE DRUGSTORE 315 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,037 TO GET A SANDWICH. 316 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,073 GOOBER. I'LL EAT IN. 317 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,480 HEY, GOOBER! 318 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,015 HEY, GILLY. 319 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,950 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS FIXED. 320 00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,118 WELL, IT IS. 321 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,119 LIKE HECK IT IS. 322 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,788 IT'S DOING A NEW THING NOW. 323 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:01,789 YEAH, WHAT? 324 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,256 LIKE A KID'S BICYCLE BELL. 325 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,825 IT GOES "P'DING-P'DING." 326 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,459 I'LL BE DOGGED. 327 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,228 P'DING-P'DING. 328 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,329 YEAH. NOW, WHAT'S THAT? 329 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,231 DOGGED IF I KNOW. 330 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,166 YOU BETTER KNOW, 'CAUSE I PAID GOOD MONEY 331 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,235 TO HAVE THIS THING FIXED, AND I WANT IT RIGHT! 332 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:18,305 GET IN. I'LL DRIVE YOU TO THE GARAGE AND YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT. 333 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,506 NO, GILLY, I CAN'T DO THAT. 334 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,474 I'M GOING DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE. 335 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,876 I PROMISED ANDY. 336 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,144 I'M GOING DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE, 337 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,779 AND I AIN'T LEAVING THERE TILL HE GETS BACK. 338 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:28,248 I'LL DRIVE YOU TO THE COURTHOUSE. NOW GET IN. 339 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:37,958 HOW ARE YOU AIMING TO DRIVE 340 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,074 FASCINATING. IT'S JUST FASCINATING. 341 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,843 I NEVER SAW A MOTOR RUNNING 342 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,110 ALL BY ITSELF THIS WAY. 343 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,111 JUST FASCINATING. 344 00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,112 YEAH. 345 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,413 WELL, DID YOU HEAR THAT? 346 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,050 IT WENT "P'DING, P'DING" JUST AS PLAIN AS DAY. 347 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,252 I DIDN'T HEAR NOTHING. DID YOU, FLOYD? 348 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,220 NO, ALL I HEARD WAS A ROARING NOISE. 349 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:08,521 SEE? 350 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,523 WELL, THE TROUBLE IS, FLOYD, YOU'RE FACING IT. 351 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:13,526 NOW, JUST TURN AROUND AND JUST LISTEN, OKAY? 352 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,962 ALL RIGHT. 353 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,497 OKAY, NOW--NOW, START IT UP AGAIN, GOOBER. 354 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,565 FASCINATING. 355 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,204 I HEARD IT! I HEARD IT. 356 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,006 IT SOUNDED LIKE A SNEEZE. 357 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,440 SHUT IT OFF, GOOBER. 358 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,976 SHUT IT OFF! 359 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,478 GILLY, I THINK ALL THEM NOISES ARE IN YOUR HEAD. 360 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,381 I DON'T THINK THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. 361 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,284 WELL, THEN LET'S JUST PUT IT BACK IN THE CAR 362 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,587 AND TAKE IT FOR A DRIVE, AND THEN YOU'LL HEAR IT! 363 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,190 NO, GILLY. I TOLD YOU BEFORE I CAN'T DO THAT. 364 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,025 I PROMISED ANDY I WAS GOING TO STAY 365 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,493 RIGHT HERE IN THE COURTHOUSE, 366 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,361 AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA FLAT DO. 367 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,015 EXCUSE ME. 368 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,583 HOW DID THEY DO IT, SHERIFF? 369 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:38,678 GOOBER. 370 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,447 YEAH, ANDY? 371 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,584 I GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO ASK YOU. 372 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,053 YOU GOT IT, BUDDY. 373 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,288 HOW'D YOU GET THAT CAR IN HERE? 374 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,389 I MADE UP MY MIND 375 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,091 TO FIND OUT WHAT WAS WRONG WITH IT, 376 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,559 SO I STARTED TAKING IT APART 377 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,527 AND BRINGING THE PARTS IN TO WORK ON. 378 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,329 BEFORE I KNEW IT, THERE SHE WAS. 379 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,697 THE ONLY REASON I DID IT 380 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,133 WAS BECAUSE YOU SAID NOT TO LEAVE THE COURTHOUSE. 381 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:03,170 IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF WORK, ANDY. 382 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,206 OH, I NEVER SAW A MAN WORK SO FAST AND SO EXPERTLY. 383 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,575 REALLY A BEAUTIFUL THING TO WATCH. 384 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,343 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 385 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,079 OH, YEAH. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 386 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,246 WASN'T IT BEAUTIFUL? 387 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,948 IT STILL DON'T RUN RIGHT. 388 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,483 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. 389 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,318 IT STILL DON'T RUN RIGHT. 390 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,686 IT RUNS AS GOOD AS IT CAN. 391 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:20,687 YEAH? 392 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,089 AFTER WHAT YOU DONE TO IT. 393 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,224 YOU GONNA TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE AGAIN? 394 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,593 ALL I KNOW IS YOU DRIVE... HOLD IT. 395 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,463 GOOBER, I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING ELSE. 396 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,300 HOW YOU FIGURE ON GETTING IT OUT OF HERE? 397 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,035 OUT. 398 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,637 WELL, UH, I RECKON I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. 399 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,240 I GUESS I CAN'T DRIVE IT OUT THE DOOR. 400 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,441 NO, YOU CAN'T. 401 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,676 I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT APART AGAIN 402 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,013 AND PUT IT TOGETHER OUT ON THE STREET. 403 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,081 WELL, I SURE WANT TO SEE THAT, 404 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,517 AND YOU'LL WANT TO SEE THAT TOO, ANDY. 405 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,752 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING TO WATCH. 406 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,354 GOOBER, IF I WAS YOU, 407 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,689 I'D START TAKING THAT CAR APART 408 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,459 AND GETTING IT OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW. 409 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:00,493 RIGHT NOW? 410 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,295 YOU GOT IT-- RIGHT NOW. 411 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:05,698 CAN I JUST RUN THE MOTOR ONE MORE TIME TO SHOW... 412 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:06,733 NO. 413 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,701 GET IT OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW. 414 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,538 ANDY, THE POOR BOY HAS WORKED SO HARD. 415 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,739 IT'S REALLY A BEAU... 416 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:13,740 NO! 417 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,147 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 418 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,249 OH, YES, MRS. COREY. 419 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,385 YES, MA'AM, I JUST GOT BACK. 420 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,055 YES, IT WAS A NICE TRIP. 421 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,657 GOOBER, DON'T RUN THAT THING IN HERE! 422 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,525 I'M ON THE PHONE! 423 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,427 WHAT, MRS. COREY? 424 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:38,165 YES, IT DOES SOUND LIKE A CAR IS RIGHT IN THE COURTHOUSE. 425 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,466 SHUT IT OFF, GOOBER. 426 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,269 LISTEN, MRS. COREY, I'LL GET OVER THERE 427 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,736 JUST AS QUICK AS I CAN. 428 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,472 WELL, I KNOW. YES, MA'AM. 429 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,741 I'LL GET OVER THERE JUST AS QUICK AS I CAN. RIGHT. 430 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,043 EXCUSE ME. 431 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,044 GOOBER! 432 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,112 WHAT, ANDY?! 433 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,346 SHUT IT OFF! 434 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,350 I COULDN'T HEAR YOU WITH THE MOTOR RUNNING. 435 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,651 GOOBER, GET OUT OF THERE 436 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,221 AND START TAKING THAT CAR APART RIGHT NOW. 437 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,555 SURE, ANDY. SURE. 438 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:05,058 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? IS IT FIXED OR NOT? 439 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,459 I'M GOING TO SELL IT. 440 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,295 WHY DO YOU WANT TO SELL IT FOR? 441 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,829 I GOT IT RUNNING LIKE A TOP. 442 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,631 I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS CAR. 443 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,766 YOU WANT TO SELL IT FOR ME, GOOBER? 444 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,735 I MIGHT BE ABLE... GOOBER! 445 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,170 I'M FIXING TO. 446 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,339 I'M TAKING IT APART NOW, RIGHT THIS MINUTE. 447 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,141 I GOT TO GO OVER TO MRS. COREY'S, 448 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,143 AND WHEN I GET BACK, YOU'D BETTER HAVE 449 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,278 A GOOD START GETTING THIS CAR OUT OF HERE. 450 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,279 YOU UNDERSTAND? 451 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,248 YES, SIR. YES, SIR. 452 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,549 I'LL MOVE IT RIGHT NOW. 453 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:30,717 RIGHT NOW. 454 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,798 HEY, ANDY, I'M TAKING IT APART. 455 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,667 I'M RIGHT DOWN TO THE CHASSIS. 456 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,569 WHAT ARE YOU STOPPING NOW FOR? 457 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,272 FLOYD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP ON THAT THING? 458 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,773 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, ANDY. 459 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,442 I JUST MIGHT BUY THIS CAR. 460 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,145 GOOBER THINKS I MIGHT GET IT PRETTY CHEAP. 461 00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,379 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 462 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,248 FLOYD, THIS ISN'T A USED-CAR LOT. 463 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,482 IT'S THE COURTHOUSE. 464 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,817 I KNOW THAT. I REALIZE THAT, ANDY. 465 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,420 BUT AS LONG AS THE CAR WAS HERE... 466 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,222 I CAN SET IT UP IN YOUR FRONT YARD 467 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,423 AND YOU COULD WATCH ME. 468 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,624 OH, I'D LIKE THAT. 469 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,360 YOU'D LIKE IT, TOO, ANDY. 470 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,763 OH, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING TO WATCH, JUST BEAUTIFUL. 471 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,698 NOW, GOOBER... 472 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,400 I'M GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE, 473 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,170 'CAUSE IF I DON'T, I'M LIABLE TO START HOLLERING. 474 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,837 AND WHEN I GET DONE HOLLERING, 475 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,174 I'M LIABLE TO TAKE ONE OF THESE GUNS 476 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,309 OUT OF THIS RACK HERE AND SHOOT YOU. 477 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,344 YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 478 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,579 YO. 479 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,281 NOW, I'M GOING HOME. 480 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,383 AND WHEN I COME BACK HERE IN THE MORNING, 481 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,851 I WANT ALL TRACES OF THAT CAR TO BE GONE. 482 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,287 YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 483 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,289 YES, SIR. BY TOMORROW MORNING 484 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,857 YOU WON'T EVER KNOW THERE WAS A CAR IN HERE. 485 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:45,892 I PROMISE. 486 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,161 YOU BETTER KEEP THAT PROMISE. 487 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,778 Aunt Bee: WHO'S THERE? 488 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,348 ANDY. 489 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,549 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME AT THIS HOUR? 490 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,951 ARE YOU SICK? YEAH, I'M SICK. 491 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,886 OH, GO UPSTAIRS AND GET A WARM BATH 492 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,655 AND I'LL GET YOU SOME HOT MILK. 493 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,657 NO, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF SICK. 494 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,627 I'M JUST SICK OF GOOBER AND EVERYTHING. 495 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,628 OH. 496 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,662 OH, THAT REMINDS ME. 497 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,864 ELEANOR SCHROEDER CALLED ME 498 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,500 AND TOLD ME THE STRANGEST STORY. 499 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:28,901 WELL, IT'S TRUE. 500 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,303 YOU MEAN THERE IS... 501 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,971 YEAH, THERE'S A CAR IN THE COURTHOUSE. 502 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,906 OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKES. HOW DID THAT... 503 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,842 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, AUNT BEE. 504 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:39,446 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 505 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,681 OH, DID SHERIFF JACKSON GET AHOLD OF YOU? 506 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,816 PRESIDENT OF THE SHERIFF'S ASSOCIATION? 507 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,418 HE CALLED AND I TOLD HIM 508 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,320 YOU WERE DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE. 509 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,455 DID HE REACH YOU? 510 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,223 NO. I HAVEN'T SPENT ANY MORE TIME 511 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,824 IN THE COURTHOUSE THAN I CAN HELP. 512 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:52,825 WHAT'D HE WANT? 513 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:53,860 HE AND HIS ASSISTANT 514 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,428 WERE COMING FROM THE CONFERENCE 515 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,929 AND THEY THOUGHT THEY'D STOP BY 516 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,831 AND SEE YOU FOR A FEW MINUTES. 517 00:19:58,865 --> 00:19:59,832 WHEN ARE THEY COMING? 518 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,334 SOON AS THEY GET TO TOWN. 519 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,236 WHERE'D THEY CALL FROM? OH, I DON'T KNOW. 520 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,871 SOMEWHERE ALONG THE ROAD. 521 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,739 OH, BOY. 522 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,409 IF THEY COME AND THAT CAR IS STILL IN THERE... 523 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,610 I'LL SEE YA, AUNT BEE. 524 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,017 GOOBER! 525 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,552 YOU SAID YOU WASN'T COMING BACK 526 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,753 TILL TOMORROW MORNING. 527 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,855 WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 528 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,658 FLOYD COULDN'T MAKE UP HIS MIND WITH THE BODY OFF, 529 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,395 SO I STUCK IT TOGETHER SO HE COULD TRY IT OUT. 530 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,562 HE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 531 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:30,563 THE DOORS FIRST. 532 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:31,898 HOW DO YOU GET IT OFF HERE? 533 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,966 ANDY, WHAT YOU DOING? TRYING TO SAVE MYSELF 534 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,369 FROM BEING THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE WHOLE STATE, 535 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,604 AND YOU BETTER HELP ME. 536 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,839 WELL, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'LL NEED WRENCH? 537 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,442 GOOBER, I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS. 538 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:51,384 HELLO THERE, SHERIFF TAYLOR. 539 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,754 SHERIFF JACKSON. 540 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:57,990 HOW YOU DOING, JOE? 541 00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,393 OH, WE JUST THOUGHT WE'D STOP IN TO SAY HELLO 542 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,495 AS LONG AS WE WERE PASSING THROUGH. 543 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,531 WELL, I'M TICKLED TO DEATH YOU DID. 544 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,033 YOU GOT A CAR IN THE COURTHOUSE. 545 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,801 YEAH. IT'S RIGHT IN HERE. 546 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:10,470 HOW'D YOU GET IT IN HERE? 547 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,771 OH... 548 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,940 GOOBER THERE PUT IT IN HERE. 549 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,642 OH. 550 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,076 THAT'S RIGHT. I DID IT. 551 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,746 TOOK IT APART PIECE BY PIECE AND GOT IT RIGHT IN HERE. 552 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,013 BELONGS TO GILLY WALKER. 553 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,516 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW HE ABUSES THAT CAR. 554 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:26,386 SPEED, SPEED, SPEED-- THAT'S ALL HE EVER THINKS ABOUT. 555 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,688 I'VE TOLD HIM, BUT HE JUST WON'T LISTEN. 556 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,590 OH. 557 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,660 OH! IT'S AN EXHIBIT, HUH? 558 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,094 WHAT? 559 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,863 THAT'S VERY CLEVER, SHERIFF. 560 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,999 OH, WELL, YOU'RE PUTTING THAT TRAFFIC SAFETY PROGRAM 561 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,369 RIGHT INTO EFFECT, HUH, SHERIFF? 562 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:45,372 WELL...YEAH. 563 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,374 WELL, IT'S A GREAT OBJECT LESSON. 564 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,509 MANY PEOPLE BEEN IN TO SEE IT? 565 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:53,012 HAVE THEY? PEOPLE HAVE BEEN COMING IN ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT. 566 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,117 BY GOLLY, JOE 567 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,052 MAYBE WE OUGHT TO HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS 568 00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,388 OVER IN SILER CITY. 569 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:02,889 I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 570 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,591 A THING LIKE THIS HITS HOME. 571 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,360 GOOBER, WHAT'S THE CHANCES OF FIXING UP SOMETHING LIKE THIS 572 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,995 FOR OUR COURTHOUSE? 573 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,531 I CAN DO IT, BUT I GOT TO GET THIS ONE OUT. 574 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:12,999 UH, GOOBER? 575 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:16,403 MAYBE WE BETTER LEAVE IT UP A COUPLE MORE DAYS. 576 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,539 YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE WE GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS. 577 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,508 THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A VISUAL EXHIBIT 578 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,610 TO MAKE THE POINT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 579 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,112 SAY IT AGAIN. 580 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:27,714 UH, SHERIFF, JOE, 581 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:30,583 COME ON LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND TOWN HERE IN MAYBERRY 582 00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:32,919 AND SHOW YOU SOME OF OUR SAFETY PROGRAMS... 583 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:39,926 WELL, IT'S BEEN MOST INTERESTING, SHERIFF. 584 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,428 REALLY ENJOYED MYSELF. 585 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:42,795 REMEMBER -- IF YOU'RE EVER OVER IN SILER CITY, 586 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:43,863 BE SURE AND DROP IN AND SEE US. 587 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:44,864 I'LL SURE DO IT. 588 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,065 YOU ALL COME BACK, NOW. 589 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,900 RIGHT. BYE. WE'LL SEE YOU. BYE. 590 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,069 TAKE IT EASY. DON'T BURN OUT YOUR VALVES. 591 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:51,571 SO LONG. 592 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:52,605 BYE. 593 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,651 GOOBER? 594 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,085 YEAH, ANDY? 595 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,820 LET'S GO INSIDE. 596 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,065 GOOBER? 597 00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:21,734 YEAH, ANDY? 598 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:23,135 GET IT OUT. 599 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,437 HUH? 600 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:27,006 I SAID GET IT OUT... RIGHT NOW. 601 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,107 RIGHT NOW? 41465

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