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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:13,281 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:15,549 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:18,652 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:25,259 MORNING, ANGE. 5 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:27,228 Shh. Morning. 6 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:28,696 What's the matter? 7 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:31,432 NOTHING. OTIS IS TRYING TO GET A LITTLE EXTRA SLEEP. 8 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:38,372 OH, WELL, NOW I BELIEVE I'VE HEARD JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING. 9 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:40,108 A PRISONER IN CUSTODY. 10 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:42,576 WHAT ARE WE RUNNING HERE, THE MAYBERRY MOTOR LODGE? 11 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:45,079 BARNEY, YOU'RE MAKING A BIG THING OUT OF NOTHING. 12 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:47,348 WHY DON'T WE PUT A "DO NOT DISTURB" SIGN ON THE CELL? 13 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,183 Otis: SHUT UP OUT THERE. WILL YOU HOLD IT DOWN? 14 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,218 I'M TALKING TO THE SHERIFF! 15 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,319 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 16 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:52,653 HE'LL BE WANTING MAID SERVICE. 17 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:53,754 HEY, BARNEY! 18 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,756 I'M TALKING TO THE SHERIFF! 19 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:58,226 LISTEN, WE OUGHT TO PUT OUR FOOT DOWN. 20 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:03,731 HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 21 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:06,167 THAT'S WHAT THEY DO IN THE BIG HOUSE TO THE SCREWS! 22 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,435 I'M NO SCREW! YOU STOP IT! 23 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,170 YOU GONNA MAKE ME? YEAH! 24 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:10,204 YEAH? YEAH! 25 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,473 HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT! 26 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,242 NOW, STOP FIGHTING, BOTH OF YOU. 27 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:15,576 HE STARTED IT! I DID NOT! 28 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:17,611 LOOK, OTIS, YOUR SENTENCE WAS UP AT 8:00. 29 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:19,280 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ON HOME? 30 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:20,581 YOU GONNA MAKE ME? YEAH! 31 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:21,782 YEAH? YEAH! 32 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,251 YEAH? YEAH! 33 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:26,120 ALL RIGHT, I SAID STOP FIGHTING, BOTH OF YOU. 34 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:28,256 I GOT TO GO ON PATROL. 35 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:35,696 OTIS, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD 36 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:38,366 THAT YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PRISONER? 37 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,146 YOU WANT A CUP OF COFFEE? 38 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,881 IF YOU DON'T MIND. 39 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:56,417 OKAY. 40 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,795 Floyd: HI, OTIS. 41 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:08,796 HI, FLOYD. 42 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:10,164 THAT YOU, FLOYD? 43 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:11,565 YEAH. GOOD MORNING. 44 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:13,867 IT'S ME, BARNEY. 45 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,569 YOU WANT SOME COFFEE? 46 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:17,671 NO, THANK YOU. I HAD MY CUP. 47 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,673 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE SO EARLY, FLOYD? 48 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,442 I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE SHOP. 49 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,811 OH-HO, AND I SAW YOU COME IN LAST NIGHT, 50 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,279 AND, OH, BOY, 51 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,581 YOU MUST HAVE BEEN FEELING PLENTY GOOD, HUH? 52 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:29,717 YEAH, I GUESS. 53 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,185 YEAH, YOU WANT 54 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:32,586 TO COME IN FOR A SHAVE AND A WITCH 55 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,655 YEAH, I'LL BE IN. 56 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:35,689 MM-HMM. ALL RIGHT. 57 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:36,957 JUST WAIT A SECOND HERE. 58 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,360 OH, THERE'S ONE HAIRCUT AHEAD OF YOU, OTIS. 59 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:41,595 ONE OF THOSE BOYS FROM BACK IN THE HILLS. 60 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:42,930 OH? 61 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:45,466 YEAH, I NEVER KNOW HOW LONG THAT'S GONNA TAKE. 62 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,768 I JUST HAVE TO KEEP CUTTING TILL I SEE SCALP. 63 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:48,902 HOW'S 10:00? 64 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,271 FINE. 65 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:56,844 WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED? 66 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,346 NOTHING. I JUST FELL DOWN. 67 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:00,214 WELL, YOU'RE RUBBING YOUR KNEE. 68 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,815 OH, YEAH, STINGS A LITTLE BIT. 69 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,351 THINK MAYBE I SPRAINED IT. 70 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,486 WELL, WHAT'D YOU DO, TRIP OR SOMETHING? 71 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,587 NO. JUST WENT DOWN. 72 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,256 YOU BETTER FILL OUT A FORM, OTIS. 73 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:09,323 A FORM? 74 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:10,458 AN "ACCIDENTAL INJURY 75 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:12,260 OCCURRING ON COUNTY PROPERTY" FORM. 76 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:13,961 GOT TO BE FILLED OUT IN TRIPLICATE. 77 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:16,230 WHAT FOR, BARN? 78 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:17,931 I'VE ALWAYS HAD TROUBLE WITH THIS KNEE. 79 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,567 BOY, I'D SURE HATE 80 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,635 TO HAVE TO FILL OUT A FORM EVERY TIME I FELL DOWN. 81 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:24,238 WOULDN'T LEAVE ME MUCH TIME FOR DRINKING. 82 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:25,906 HE'S GOT A POINT THERE. 83 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:29,009 'CAUSE I, I SAW HIM COME IN LAST NIGHT. 84 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,611 OHH! OH-OH-OH-OH! 85 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:31,945 I'M TELLING YOU, BARNEY, 86 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:34,515 I HAVE ALWAYS HAD TROUBLE WITH THIS KNEE. 87 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,250 IT'S AN OLD FOOTBALL INJURY. 88 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:39,487 GOT IT PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH MY WIFE. 89 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,523 PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH HIS WIFE. 90 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:43,791 ALL RIGHT, STOP KIDDING AROUND. 91 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,025 YOU'RE A WITNESS. I WAS? 92 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,294 YEAH. SIGN RIGHT THERE. 93 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:49,397 ALL RIGHT. 94 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:53,501 PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH HIS WIFE. 95 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,769 OH, YOU'RE A CAUTION, OTIS. 96 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:56,904 FILL THAT OUT. 97 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:58,639 OH. DO I HAVE TO FILL ALL THESE OUT? 98 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,641 WELL, ALL EXCEPT THE LAST FEW LINES. 99 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:01,809 THAT'S FOR THE NOTARY. 100 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,577 WHERE WE GOING TO GET A NOTARY? 101 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:05,613 OVER AT THE BANK. MARY PLEASANT'S A NOTARY. 102 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:06,680 NOW, GET ON OVER THERE. 103 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:07,948 PLAIN NUISANCE. 104 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,983 MUCH MORE OF THIS KIND OF TREATMENT, BARNEY, 105 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:12,353 AND I'M WARNING YOU, I'M GOING TO DO MY DRINKING 106 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:14,755 OUTSIDE OF YOUR JURISDICTION. 107 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:16,324 PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH HIS WIFE! 108 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:17,525 DID YOU HEAR THAT, BARNEY? 109 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,332 MR. SCHWAMP. 110 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:25,333 ANDY. 111 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,334 BARN. 112 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,474 ANGE, DID YOU SEE THAT COPY 113 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,743 OF THE ACCIDENT REPORT I LEFT ON YOUR DESK? 114 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,479 YEAH. I DON'T SEE ANY POINT IN FILING IT, THOUGH. 115 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:39,847 IT WASN'T ANYTHING SERIOUS. 116 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,048 OH, BOY! 117 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,650 FIRST, I GOT TO ARGUE WITH THE PRISONER. 118 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:43,851 NOW YOU'RE BUCKING ME. 119 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:45,719 IF YOU WANT TO FILE IT, YOU FILE IT. 120 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:48,889 THERE'S A RIGHT WAY AND A WRONG WAY OF DOING THESE THINGS. 121 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,391 IF YOU WANT TO FILE IT... 122 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:51,659 ONCE WE START LETTING... 123 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:52,693 OH, HERE HE COMES. 124 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,528 I HAD HIM GET IT NOTARIZED. 125 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:57,798 MARY PLEASANT'S ON VACATION. 126 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,733 SHE AND DIXIE BELL EDWARDS WENT ON A HUNTING TRIP. 127 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:01,034 WHERE'D THEY GO? 128 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,736 OH, THEY WENT DOWN TO GREAT DISMAL SWAMP 129 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:03,837 TO HUNT BLACK BEAR. 130 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:06,874 WELL, HOW LONG THEY GONNA BE GONE? 131 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:07,875 TWO WEEKS. 132 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,377 EH, I'LL SEE YOU, BARN. 133 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:10,578 WAIT A MINUTE, OTIS. 134 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:12,446 YOU BETTER GO INTO MT. PILOT 135 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,881 AND FIND A NOTARY PUBLIC. 136 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,349 OH, COME ON! 137 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:18,085 NOW, OTIS, ARE YOU DEFYING THE LAW? 138 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,353 AM I, ANDY? 139 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:24,124 WELL, OTIS, IF I WAS YOU, I'D JUST GO AHEAD AND DO 140 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,359 WHAT BARNEY SAYS. 141 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:26,660 YEAH. SEE? 142 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,529 YOU GO INTO MT. PILOT AND FIND A NOTARY PUBLIC 143 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,931 AND GET THAT BACK TO ME, AND THAT'S AN ORDER. 144 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:33,901 GOSH, ALMIGHTY, IT'S GETTING SO A FELLA CAN'T FALL DOWN 145 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:36,103 WITHOUT MAKING IT A STATEWIDE ISSUE! 146 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,749 ACCIDENT, HUH? 147 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:52,886 YEAH. 148 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,655 COUNTY PROPERTY. 149 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,490 VERY INTERESTING. 150 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:05,132 WELL, MR. CAMPBELL, HOW'S THE PAIN? 151 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,067 IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT DON'T HURT MUCH. 152 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:10,070 OH, THAT'S SO TYPICAL OF A KNEE INJURY. 153 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:13,641 NUMBNESS WHERE YOU'VE GOT MULTIPLE CONTUSIONS, 154 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:14,942 TORN CARTILAGE, 155 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:18,512 AND PROBABLY ALREADY FORMING CALCIUM DEPOSITS. 156 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:21,048 I GOT ALL THAT IN HERE? 157 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,583 UNQUESTIONABLY. 158 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:26,420 NOW, YOU, UH... PROBABLY TRIPPED OVER SOMETHING 159 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:28,722 AS YOU WERE LEAVING THE CELL. 160 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:31,992 HMM, MIGHT HAVE BEEN OR COULD HAVE MAYBE SLIPPED. 161 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:34,027 OBVIOUSLY GROSS NEGLIGENCE 162 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:37,030 ON THE PART OF THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 163 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:40,133 MR. CAMPBELL, I'D LIKE YOUR PERMISSION 164 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:42,002 TO START LEGAL ACTION. 165 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,571 AGAINST ANDY AND BARNEY?! 166 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,706 OH, NO! THOSE BOYS ARE MY FRIENDS. 167 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,608 OH, BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 168 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:48,842 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 169 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,611 NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 170 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:52,746 IT WOULDN'T BE AGAINST THEM. 171 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:54,882 IT WOULD BE AGAINST THE COUNTY. 172 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,049 AND FOR A SMALL SUM. 173 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,485 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 174 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:59,186 YOU WOULD BE DOING YOUR FRIENDS A SERVICE. 175 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:00,754 YEAH 176 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,890 WELL, AS SOON AS I START LEGAL ACTION, 177 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,224 THE COUNTY WILL BE AWARE 178 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,594 THAT THIS JAIL IS NOT UP TO STANDARDS. 179 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:07,961 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'LL DO? 180 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:10,030 THEY'LL FIX IT UP, AND YOUR FRIENDS 181 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,900 WILL HAVE A PLACE THEY CAN BE MIGHTY PROUD OF. 182 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,668 HEY, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. 183 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:15,836 NEW COTS, TOO, HUH? 184 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,571 PRECISELY. 185 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:20,007 I'D SURE LIKE TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THE BOYS, ALL RIGHT. 186 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,875 THEY'VE BEEN MIGHTY NICE TO ME. 187 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,110 THEN WE'LL PROCEED. 188 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,746 YEAH. IT'LL BE MY WAY OF SAYING THANKS. 189 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:30,518 HERE YOU GO. THERE IT IS. 190 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:35,055 HERE. 191 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,790 "OCCUPANT." 192 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:37,791 YEP. 193 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:38,792 "OCCUPANT." 194 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:39,927 YEP. 195 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,529 "OCCUPANT." 196 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:44,698 MM-HMM. PESKY THINGS. 197 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,004 WHAT'D YOU DO LAST NIGHT? 198 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,506 I HAD A DATE. 199 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,007 WITH HELEN? 200 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,676 NO. JUANITA. 201 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,046 JUANITA? 202 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,614 YEAH. JUANITA AT THE DINER. 203 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:01,782 MY JUANITA? 204 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,016 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOUR JUANITA? 205 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:04,151 SHE'S EVERYBODY'S JUANITA. 206 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,185 WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT? 207 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,921 I DIDN'T HAVE A DATE WITH JUANITA. 208 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:09,156 I WAS OVER AT HELEN'S. 209 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:13,226 I HAD YOU GOING PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 210 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,198 WHAT'D Y'ALL DO? 211 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:21,068 WELL, WE WATCHED A LITTLE "TV." 212 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,603 MM-HMM. LIGHTS OUT. 213 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:26,006 OH, HERE'S THIS THING FROM OTIS. 214 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,575 OH. 215 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,677 MUST HAVE DROPPED IT IN THE SLOT ON HIS WAY HOME. 216 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,945 OH. HE GOT IT NOTARIZED ALL RIGHT. 217 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,280 YEAH. 218 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:35,683 YOU KNOW, YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP AFTER THAT OTIS. 219 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:38,051 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU GET RESULTS. 220 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:41,221 WELL, ANYWAY, WE GOT A RECORD OF THE ACCIDENT NOW. 221 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,591 IT'LL PAY OFF IN THE LONG RUN. 222 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:46,760 I BELIEVE I'LL JUST MAKE OUT A SEPARATE FOLDER FOR THIS FORM. 223 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,028 YOU KNOW A NEIL BENTLEY? 224 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,229 NO, I DON'T BELIEVE SO. 225 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,231 SEE, THIS WAY, WE'LL ALWAYS BE ABLE 226 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,934 TO GET OUR HANDS ON THIS ANYTIME WE NEED IT. 227 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,836 LIKE RIGHT NOW. 228 00:08:55,869 --> 00:09:00,674 OUR FRIEND OTIS CAMPBELL AND NEIL BENTLEY 229 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:03,310 ARE SUING US FOR $5,000. 230 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,318 $5,000? 231 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:14,021 THAT'S WHAT WE UNDERSTAND, FLOYD. 232 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,756 THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY. 233 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,825 YES, IT IS. 234 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:20,193 NOW, FLOYD, YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE IN THE ROOM 235 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,795 AT THE TIME OF THE ACCIDENT, 236 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,964 AND WE'D LIKE TO GET YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY 237 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:28,101 'CAUSE YOU'RE LIABLE TO BE THE STAR WITNESS. 238 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,637 STAR WITNESS? 239 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:32,640 OH. OH. OH, THIS IS A THRILL. 240 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,274 NOW, FLOYD, LISTEN -- 241 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,710 WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT OTIS' FALL? 242 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:40,681 I'LL HAVE TO DROP A LINE TO MY SISTER. 243 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:44,918 FLOYD, THE CHARGE IN THIS CASE IS GOING TO BE NEGLIGENCE. 244 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,019 OH, NEGLIGENCE, YEAH. 245 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,320 WELL, I'LL TESTIFY TO THAT. 246 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,256 YEAH, THERE WAS NEGLIGENCE ALL RIGHT. 247 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,958 YEAH, I'LL BACK YOU UP ON THAT, TOO. 248 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,626 THERE WAS LOTS OF... 249 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:55,395 FLOYD... NO, FLOYD, YOU DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND. 250 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,931 THEY'RE GOING TO TRY TO PROVE THAT WE WERE NEGLIGENT. 251 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,667 OH, THEY ARE? 252 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,034 YEAH. 253 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:04,137 NOW, WHEN YOU CAME IN, BARNEY WAS IN THE BACK ROOM 254 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:07,307 AND OTIS WAS STILL IN HIS CELL, RIGHT? 255 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,776 THAT'S CORRECT, YES. 256 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,744 BARNEY ASKED ME IF I WANTED A CUP OF COFFEE 257 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,179 AND I SAID, "NO." 258 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,347 I'D HAD A CUP AT BREAKFAST, SEE, AND AS A GENERAL RULE, 259 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,917 I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER CUP UNTIL, OH, SAY, 10:00. 260 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,887 I... I LIKE THAT MIDMORNING CUP OF COFFEE, DON'T YOU? 261 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,154 YEAH. 262 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:24,124 NOW, DID YOU SEE OTIS COME OUT OF HIS CELL? 263 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,159 WELL, I WAS WRITING IN MY LITTLE NOTEBOOK 264 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:28,428 AT THE TIME, SEE, BUT, UH, I SAW THE WHOLE THING 265 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,964 OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE... THE WHOLE THING. 266 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:31,865 WHAT HAPPENED? 267 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:32,933 HE FELL DOWN. 268 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:33,934 OKAY. 269 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,203 WE KNOW HE FELL DOWN, FLOYD. 270 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:39,239 THE QUESTION IS, HOW DID HE FALL DOWN? 271 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:41,408 DID HE TRIP OR DID HE SLIP 272 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,977 OR DID HE WALK INTO SOMETHING OR 273 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:47,114 WELL, UH, JUST LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT BE-BECAUSE, UH... 274 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,215 LET ME THINK, NOW. 275 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,183 YEAH. YEAH. WHAT? 276 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,318 HE FELL DOWN. 277 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,686 FLOYD... 278 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,223 HOW DO YOU DO... 279 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,925 SHERIFF TAYLOR? 280 00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:02,029 I'M NEIL BENTLEY, MR. CAMPBELL'S LAWYER. 281 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,463 I WAS TOLD I COULD FIND YOU HERE. 282 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,464 OH. 283 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,933 UH, THIS IS FLOYD LAWSON. 284 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,068 HOW DO YOU DO, MR. LAWSON? 285 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,202 HOW DO YOU DO? 286 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:10,470 OH, OTIS' LAWYER. 287 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,106 WELL, THIS IS INDEED A PLEASURE. 288 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,242 UH, UH, SHERIFF TAYLOR, UH, 289 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:18,078 WHAT I HAVE TO DISCUSS IS, NATURALLY 290 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,113 OF A VERY PRIVATE NATURE. 291 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:22,115 OH, YOU CAN TALK IN FRONT OF FLOYD. 292 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,751 OH, YES, GO RIGHT AHEAD. 293 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,152 WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER. 294 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,219 I'M THE STAR WITNESS. 295 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:27,320 THAT'S RIGHT. 296 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,022 YOU SAID YOU WERE COMING DOWN HERE 297 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,858 FOR SOME PRELIMINARY DISCUSSIONS. 298 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,325 YES. 299 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,461 NOW, WHETHER YOU'RE AWARE OF IT OR NOT, SHERIFF, 300 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:38,131 MR. CAMPBELL SUFFERED A VERY SEVERE INJURY. 301 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,366 THAT'S WHAT WE UNDERSTAND. 302 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,768 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL FABRIC. 303 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,803 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A SUIT LIKE THAT. 304 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:43,771 FLOYD... OH. 305 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,073 GO AHEAD. 306 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,475 IT OCCURRED TO ME WE MIGHT BE ABLE 307 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:51,278 TO SAVE A LOT OF TIME AND LEGAL COMPLICATIONS 308 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:54,815 IF WE COULD WORK THIS THING OUT WITHOUT GOING TO COURT. 309 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,516 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A SETTLEMENT. 310 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,951 PRECISELY. 311 00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,453 I'M SURE YOU COULD POINT OUT TO THE COUNTY 312 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:04,157 THAT IT WOULD BE... SMART, UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES. 313 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,759 I SEE. 314 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,260 IS THAT SHARKSKIN? 315 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,195 NO. 316 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,396 FLOYD... 317 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:12,365 WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 318 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,267 WELL, SHERIFF TAYLOR, THE FACT IS 319 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,904 THAT MR. CAMPBELL SUFFERED A VERY SERIOUS INJURY 320 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,206 DUE TO THE OBVIOUS NEGLIGENCE ON THE PART 321 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,909 OF THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE UPON HIS RELEASE 322 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,177 AND I ESTIMATE, CONSERVATIVELY, 323 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:28,181 THAT HE'LL BE INCAPACITATED FOR AT LEAST SIX MONTHS, 324 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:31,418 IN WHICH TIME HE'LL BE COMPLETELY UNABLE 325 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,887 TO FOLLOW HIS USUAL PURSUIT. 326 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:37,424 MR. BENTLEY, MR. CAMPBELL'S USUAL PURSUIT 327 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,193 IS TO TAKE A BOTTLE AT ONE END, TIP IT UP, 328 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,862 AND PUT HIS MOUTH ON THE OTHER END. 329 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,230 NOW, I DON'T SEE HOW A BAD KNEE 330 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,832 IS GOING TO INTERFERE WITH THAT. 331 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,533 HE TOLD US HE GOT THAT BAD KNEE 332 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,836 FROM PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH HIS WIFE. 333 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,004 PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH... 334 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,039 SAY, THAT'S NICE. 335 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,506 DID YOU GET THAT AT MT. PILOT? 336 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,808 FLOYD... 337 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:57,477 NOW, WHAT-WHAT IS THIS NEGLIGENCE? 338 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,046 WELL, VERY OBVIOUS-- 339 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:02,449 A SLIPPERY FLOOR LEADING TO MULTIPLE CONTUSIONS... 340 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,417 UNQUESTIONABLE BONE DAMAGE. 341 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,853 MMM. 342 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,254 MMM-MMM. 343 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,857 NOW, LET ME... LET ME JUST, UH, 344 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,860 SEE IF I CAN GET ALL THIS STRAIGHT NOW. 345 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:16,263 YOU'RE GOING TO SUE US FOR $5,000... RIGHT? 346 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,831 RIGHT. 347 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,567 MMM. BUT YOU WOULD PREFER A SETTLEMENT, RIGHT? 348 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,402 PRECISELY. 349 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:25,939 YOU SEE, SHERIFF, MY CLIENT IS SUFFERING SO TERRIBLY 350 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:30,210 THAT I JUST HAD TO ADVISE HIM TO SUE FOR $5,000 -- 351 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:33,981 A NOMINAL SUM CONSIDERING THE SEVERITY OF HIS INJURY. 352 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:37,885 AND YOU KNOW HOW MESSY IT IS GOING TO COURT. 353 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,954 SO, I URGE YOU TO URGE THEM TO SETTLE. 354 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,956 I UNDERSTAND. 355 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,092 WELL, I'VE GOT TO RUN. 356 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:48,361 UH, DO THINK ABOUT IT, WON'T YOU? 357 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,362 BYE-BYE. 358 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,463 BYE-BYE. 359 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:58,471 ISN'T THAT A NICE MAN? 360 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,017 SARAH, GET ME THE COUNTY LEGAL DEPARTMENT. 361 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,318 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, ANDY? 362 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,020 THIS PROVES JUST ONE THING. 363 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,421 WHAT'S THAT, FLOYD? 364 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,957 IF YOU WANT A GOOD SUIT, YOU GOT TO GO TO MT. PILOT. 365 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,294 AND THE COUNTY LEGAL DEPARTMENT SAYS WE COULD BE LIABLE, HUH? 366 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,964 YEAH. MR. ROBERTS, THE HEAD ATTORNEY UP THERE, 367 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,299 IS GOING TO COME DOWN HERE ONE DAY NEXT WEEK... 368 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,069 SEE IF HE CAN GET AT THE TRUTH. 369 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,604 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND OTIS DOING THIS. 370 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:34,541 SHARPER THAN A SERPENT'S TOOTH. 371 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,575 YEAH. 372 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,411 SHARPER THAN A SERPENT'S TOOTH. 373 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,512 YEAH. 374 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,513 YEAH. 375 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,514 HEY... 376 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,150 LOOK AT THAT. 377 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,184 HUH? 378 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,318 YEAH. 379 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,020 LET'S GO OVER THERE. 380 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,126 OTIS? 381 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,995 OH, HI, ANDY. HI, BARN. 382 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,997 I DIDN'T SEE Y'ALL COMING. 383 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,099 I SEE YOU'RE STILL LIMPING. 384 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,633 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS, OTIS 385 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:01,969 BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW 386 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,236 NEXT WEEK, THERE'LL BE A LAWYER HERE 387 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,938 FROM THE COUNTY LEGAL DEPARTMENT. 388 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,506 WELL, THAT'S FAST ACTION. 389 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,674 I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN 390 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,609 AND YOU BETTER HAVE SOME GOOD ANSWERS. 391 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,979 HEY, LOOK, ANDY, THIS AIN'T AGAINST YOU. 392 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,246 IT'S AGAINST THE COUNTY. 393 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,348 YOU'RE NOTHIN' BUT A DOUBLE-CROSSER, OTIS. 394 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,649 MR. CAMPBELL, WILL... 395 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,052 YOU KNOW WHAT THE COUNTY'S GONNA DO TO THE JAIL 396 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,587 AFTER THIS THING IS ALL OVER? 397 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,489 WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING? 398 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,425 LET'S GO, BARN. 399 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,127 YOU FELLAS SOUND MAD. 400 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,163 I'M ONLY DOING IT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU. 401 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,564 YEAH, THANKS A LOT! 402 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,400 SEE YA SATURDAY NIGHT, FELLAS. 403 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,468 NOT IF WE CAN HELP IT! 404 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:43,643 HEY, ANDY... 405 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,512 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 406 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,081 OTIS IS THE ONLY ONE THAT REALLY KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED, 407 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,649 AND HE'S COMING BY SATURDAY NIGHT. 408 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:50,984 WELL, WHAT OF IT? 409 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,619 WELL, I THINK I GOT AN ANGLE... 410 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,387 A WAY OF GETTIN' HIM TO TALK. 411 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,355 HOW? 412 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,390 YOU JUST LEAVE THAT TO ME. 413 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,994 YEAH, THIS'LL WORK, ALL RIGHT. 414 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:04,164 THEY DO IT IN THE MOVIES ALL THE TIME. 415 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,427 HI, BARNEY. 416 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,528 HI, OTIS. 417 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,629 I JUST BEEN, UH, 418 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,132 GETTIN' EVERYTHING READY FOR YOU. 419 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,133 OH. 420 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,501 WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU'LL WANT 421 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,603 TO HOLD ONTO THIS, ALL RIGHT. 422 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,672 OH, NO, NO, YOU-YOU KEEP THAT. 423 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,807 YOU JUST HOLD ONTO THAT TONIGHT 424 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,078 IN CASE THAT KNEE STARTS BOTHERING YOU, YOU KNOW. 425 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,080 OH, BLESS YOUR HEART, BARNEY. 426 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,347 MIGHTY NICE OF YOU. 427 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:58,151 OH, THEN... YOU'RE REALLY NOT MAD AT ME, EH? 428 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,053 OH, NO, THESE THINGS HAPPEN. 429 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,389 WHY DON'T YOU, UH... 430 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,791 WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND HAVE A DRINK? 431 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,293 WELL, HERE, BARNEY. 432 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,461 OH, NO, NO, THANKS, BUT Y GO AHEAD. 433 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,762 I'LL GET YOU A CUP. 434 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,567 THERE WE GO. 435 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:16,636 THERE YOU ARE. 436 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,538 OH, I NEVER DRINK ALONE 437 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,173 WHEN THERE'S ANOTHER MAN IN THE HOUSE. 438 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,308 IT'S IMPOLITE. 439 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,309 GO AHEAD. 440 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,310 WELL... 441 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,411 HAVE A SIP. 442 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,412 JUST A SIP. 443 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:26,379 MMM. 444 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,418 BOTTOMS UP. 445 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,455 WANT TO SIT DOWN? 446 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,696 OTIS, WE'RE PRETTY GOOD FRIENDS, AREN'T WE? 447 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,632 OH, SURE. 448 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,701 THIS IS ONE FRIENDSHIP I HAVE ALWAYS CHERISHED. 449 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,470 HOW'S THAT? 450 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,740 I SAID THIS IS ONE FRIENDSHIP I HAVE ALWAYS CHERISHED. 451 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,475 WELL, THEN, OTIS, 452 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,576 LET ME WARN YOU 453 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,278 YOU'RE HEADIN' FOR A LOTTA TROUBLE 454 00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,312 WITH THIS LAWSUIT. 455 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,214 UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BARN? 456 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,850 LOOK, OTIS, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH-- 457 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,886 THE PLAIN, UNVARNISHED TRUTH ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 458 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,355 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 459 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,457 I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR SUING YOU. 460 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,458 A FAVOR?! 461 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,360 COME ON, OTIS, COME CLEAN! 462 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,761 NOW, HOW DID YOU FALL? 463 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,229 I DON'T KNOW. 464 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,765 I... MAYBE I SLIPPED OR TRIPPED OR SOMETHING. 465 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,867 ALL I KNOW IS I HURT MY KNEE. 466 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,536 YOU DON'T EXPECT ME OR SHERIFF "TRAYLOR" 467 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,405 TO BELIEVE THAT, DO YOU? 468 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,573 TAYLOR. 469 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,741 THAT'S WHAT I SAID, "SHERIFF TRAYLOR." 470 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,881 Otis: BELIEVE ME, BARNEY, I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU. 471 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:38,585 YOU'RE TOO OLD A FRIEND, A CHERISHED FRIEND. 472 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,721 YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY CHERISHED FRIEND, DON'T YOU? 473 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,391 Barney: RIGHT. AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING, OTIS? 474 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,426 YOU'RE MY CHERISHED FRIEND, TOO. 475 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,728 SOAK YOUR KNEE IN THIS PAN OF WARM WATER. 476 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,330 IT'LL EASE THE PAIN. 477 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,532 WE USED TO DO THIS IN THE BOY SCOUTS. 478 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,202 YOU'RE A REAL PAL, BARNEY. 479 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,337 THERE'S NO SENSE LISTENING TO THAT, ANDY. 480 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,372 IT'S... JUST NOTHING. 481 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,441 I WAS JUST STARTIN' TO GET INTERESTED. 482 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,575 DO YOU MIND? 483 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,444 WELL, DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME? 484 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,779 IT'S JUST SOMETHIN' I, YOU KNOW, TRIED, 485 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,515 AND IT, UH... IT DIDN'T WORK. 486 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,516 MM-HMM. 487 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,184 I WANT TO HEAR IT. 488 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:14,687 OTIS, I KNOW THE PAIN YOU MUST BE HAVING. 489 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,590 THERE'S NOTHING HURTS WORSE THAN A TORN CALCIUM. 490 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,426 A TORN CALCIUM? 491 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,494 WELL, I DON'T PRETEND TO BE A DOCTOR, ANDY. 492 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,696 NOW, THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME LISTENING TO THIS. 493 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,598 I CAN TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. 494 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:26,599 IT WAS JUST A TRICK. 495 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,235 IT WAS ALL PART OF MY... PLAN. 496 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,304 UH-HUH. I WANT TO HEAR THE PLAN. 497 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:33,840 HERE, LET'S GET YOUR KNEE 498 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,742 RIGHT DOWN IN THAT WATER THERE. 499 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,644 STEADY, BARN. 500 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,280 LOOK, I'LL HOLD YOUR KNEE AND YOU HOLD ME. 501 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,714 HOW'S THAT? 502 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,685 HE MADE ME TAKE A SIP, ANDY. 503 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:46,819 I SEE. 504 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:52,225 I GUESS THIS IS WHY MY LAWYER'S SUING FOR $5,000. 505 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:55,695 AND YOU DESERVE EVERY PENNY OF IT... 506 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,397 VERY APPARENTLY. 507 00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:00,933 I MEAN, A CROOKED LAWYER MIGHT HAVE TRIED FOR TEN. 508 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,570 ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP, OTIS, 509 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:07,240 YOU JUST COUNT ON YOUR OLD FRIEND, BARNEY...BARNEY. 510 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:13,513 I HOPE IT WORKED BETTER IN THE MOVIES. 511 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,714 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, ANDY. 512 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,416 HE MAD ME TAKE A DRINK WITH HIM. 513 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,385 I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOOSEN HIS TONGUE. 514 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,652 I SEE. 515 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,021 IT'S JUST THAT I WASN'T USED TO THAT STUFF 516 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,292 AND I... I GUESS I GOT A-AN IMMEDIATE LIVER REACTION. 517 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,494 WHAT ELSE DID YOU TALK ABOUT? 518 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,595 NOTHING. NOTHING. 519 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:29,796 I GOT AHOLD OF MYSELF 520 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,664 SNAPPED OUT OF IT... WENT RIGHT ON HOME. 521 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:32,665 THAT'S THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH. 522 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:33,633 HMM. 523 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:42,542 Both: * YOU'RE THE FLOWER OF MY HEART * 524 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:46,546 * SWEET ADELINE... * 525 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:50,883 * SWEET ADELINE * 526 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,687 GOOD. 527 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,358 CAMPBELL... 528 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,461 LETDO THE TALKING. 529 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,996 OH, SURE, YOU HANDLE EVERYTHING. 530 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,668 GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY. 531 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:09,902 HI, ANDY. HI, BARNEY. 532 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,339 DID YOU GET HOME ALL RIGHT SATURDAY NIGHT? 533 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,441 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 534 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,008 WE WERE SITTING IN THAT CELL... 535 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,009 SIT DOWN, OTIS. 536 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,678 THE CASE PAPERS, COUNSELOR. 537 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,347 GEE, ANDY, YOU STILL MAD AT ME? 538 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,814 MAY WE BEGIN, PLEASE? 539 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:24,417 MR. CAMPBELL, I SHOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOUR ACCOUNT 540 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,685 OF THE ALLEGED ACCIDENT. 541 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,420 SIR, IF YOU DON'T MIND 542 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:31,591 I... I'D LIKE TO GUIDE MY CLIENT THROUGH THIS INTERROGATION. 543 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,394 THIS IS NOT AN INTERROGATION, AND I DO MIND. 544 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,398 GO AHEAD, MR. CAMPBELL. 545 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,367 I WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT CAUSED YOU TO FALL. 546 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,601 THAT'S THE BIG ISSUE HERE. 547 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,002 OH, ISN'T IT RATHER OBVIOUS? 548 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,472 LOOK AT THAT SLIPPERY FLOOR IN THAT CELL-- 549 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,039 A CLEAR CASE OF NEGLIGENCE. 550 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:48,775 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SLIPPERY FLOOR? 551 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,443 I'VE BEEN AROUND HERE FIVE... 552 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,111 BARN, BARN, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T... 553 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,647 I'LL SHOW YOU EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED. 554 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:55,948 IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE. 555 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,618 SEE, I WAS ALL READY TO LEAVE, AS I USUALLY DO. 556 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,453 I REACHED UP AND GOT THE KEY, 557 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,922 I PUT IT IN THE DOOR, UNLOCKED IT, OPENED THE DOOR, 558 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:05,725 AND I CAME OUT JUST AS CALM AS COULD BE WHEN... 559 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:11,764 HEY, THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED. 560 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:12,765 NOW I REMEMBER. 561 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:13,933 BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY. 562 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,602 YEAH, I TRIPPED OVER MY COAT-- 563 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,370 I CAN SEE IT JUST AS CLEAR NOW-- 564 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:19,071 AND MY FEET GOT ALL TANGLED UP IN IT. 565 00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:21,474 SIR, MAY I HAVE A PRIVATE TALK WITH MY CLIENT? 566 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:22,842 WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 567 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:25,144 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S THE MATTER, OTIS. 568 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,780 I THINK YOU JUST BLEW YOUR LAWYER'S CASE. 569 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:30,517 MAY I ASK FOR A POSTPONEMENT OF THIS HEARING 570 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,619 ON THE GROUNDS THAT MY-MY CLIENT DOESN'T KNOW 571 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:33,753 WHAT HE'S SAYING? 572 00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:34,787 WELL, I DO SO. 573 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,155 I'M TELLING YOU 574 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,658 JUST EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED, AND THAT'S THE TRUTH. 575 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:39,692 WELL... 576 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,494 MR. BENTLEY... 577 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:43,930 GOODBYE. 578 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,001 OH, UH... 579 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:52,772 MY CARD, IN CASE YOU EVER NEED MY SERVICES. 580 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:53,940 GOOD-BYE. 581 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,775 BYE-BYE. 582 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:01,514 MR. CAMPBELL, I GATHER YOU'RE DROPPING YOUR SUIT. 583 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,882 WELL, I GUESS I AM. 584 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:05,117 I JUST THEN REMEMBERED THAT I TRIPPED OVER MY COAT. 585 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:07,720 I WAS JUST TRYING TO DO THESE FELLAS A FAVOR. 586 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:10,790 SHERIFF, I GUESS THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP. 587 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:14,494 OTIS, WHAT IS THIS FAVOR YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT? 588 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:17,464 WELL, MR. BENTLEY SAID IF I SUED YOU, 589 00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,632 THE COUNTY WOULD COME ALONG AND FIX THIS PLACE UP 590 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:21,501 SO YOU'D HAVE SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF. 591 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:22,935 OH, BROTHER, WHAT A DUMB THING. 592 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:25,004 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE TROUBLE YOU CAUSED US? 593 00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:27,707 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT STARTED THIS WITH YOUR DUMB FORM. 594 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,175 YOU WANT TO PIPE DOWN, OTIS? 595 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,710 YOU GONNA MAKE ME? YEAH. 596 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:31,744 HOLD IT, HOLD IT! 597 00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:33,145 HE STARTED THE WHOLE... 598 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:35,014 I DID NOT. HE STARTED IT. 599 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,955 YOU KNOW, I WAS ON TO THAT LAWYER RIGHT FROM THE START. 600 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,791 WERE YOU, BARN? 601 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,593 OH, HE WAS NOTHING BUT A CROOK. 602 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:47,994 IS THAT SO? 603 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,763 YOU KNOW, HE COULD WIND UP GETTING HIMSELF DISBARRED. 604 00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:53,533 DISBARRED? WOULD THEY DO THAT TO HIM? 605 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,034 I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED. 606 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:57,770 THEY WOULDN'T ALLOW HIM TO PRACTICE AGAIN? 607 00:23:57,804 --> 00:23:59,539 THAT'S RIGHT. 608 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,808 YOU MEAN TAKE AWAY HIS MEANS OF LIVELIHOOD? 609 00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:03,510 SURE. 610 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:05,645 HUH. 611 00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:08,915 I WONDER IF HE'D BE INTERESTED IN SELLING THAT SUIT. 41958

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