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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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GOOD MORNING.
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BOYS, GOOD MORNING.
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UH... CONGRATULATIONS, ANDY.
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CONGRATULATIONS?
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AND BEST WISHES, TOO.
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FOR WHAT?
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ISN'T HE THE SLY ONE?
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I'M NOT BEING SLY, FLOYD.
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I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE CONGRATULATING ME FOR.
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[ HUMMING "HERE
COMES THE BRIDE" ]
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OH. SOMEBODY GETTING MARRIED.
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YOU... YOU KNOW,
HE'S A GREAT KIDDER.
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HE'S ALWAYS GOOD
FOR A LAUGH.
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WHEN'S THE BIG DAY,
ANDY?
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WELL, WAIT
A MINUTE, JUDD.
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ARE YOU GUYS
IMPLYING THAT...
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THAT IT'S ME
THAT'S GETTING MARRIED?
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OH, NOW,
LOOK, ANDY...
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THERE'S NO POINT
IN KEEPING THIS
A SECRET ANYMORE.
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IT'S ALL OVER TOWN.
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WELL, I'M GLAD SOMEBODY'S
FINALLY LETTING ME IN ON IT.
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WHO AM I SUPPOSED
TO BE MARRYING?
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OOH, WHO'S HE
SUPPOSED TO BE...
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YOU'RE FUNNY.
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YOU'RE FUNNY
FOR A SHERIFF.
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FLOYD.
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HERE COMES THE BRIDE NOW.
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HELEN?
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WHAT... WELL...
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WAIT...
WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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I SHOULD THINK YOU'D BE THE LAST
PERSON ON EARTH TO ASK THAT.
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WELL, MAYBE I'M NOT VERY SMART,
SO SUPPOSE YOU TELL ME.
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WHEN I BECOME ENGAGED
TO SOMEBODY
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I'VE GOT ONE
VERY SIMPLE REQUIREMENT--
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I'D LIKE TO BE ASKED FIRST.
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I DON'T LIKE GOING
TO A P.T.A. MEETING
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AND SUDDENLY
FINDING OUT
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THAT I'M ENGAGED
TO THE GREAT SHERIFF TAYLOR.
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YOU THINK ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS DECIDE YOU WANT TO MARRY ME
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AND THEN JUST ANNOUNCE IT
TO THE WORLD.
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JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE,
ANYWAY--
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MAYBERRY'S ANSWER TO CARY GRANT?
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NOW, WAIT A MINUTE!
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I'M NOT FINISHED.
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WHAT REALLY
INFURIATES ME
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IS LISTENING TO YOUR FRIENDS
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TELL ME WHAT
A GREAT CATCH YOU ARE.
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WELL, YOU'RE NOT CAUGHT YET.
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HI, AND.
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HOW'S IT GOING?
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WELL, I ADMIT I SHOULD
HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT IT FIRST.
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SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME
ABOUT IT FIRST?
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BARNEY, THIS IS
ABOUT THE THIRD TIME
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THAT YOU'VE SPREAD STORIES
ABOUT HELEN AND ME
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AND MADE HER MAD AT ME.
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NOW, FOR THE LAST TIME,
WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED.
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NOW, THAT'S WHERE YOU
HAPPEN TO BE WRONG.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I'M WRONG?
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IF HELEN AND I
WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED
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DON'T YOU THINK
WE'D BE THE FIRST ONES TO KNOW?
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AND WE TELL YOU.
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NOW, STAY OUT OF THIS AREA
OF OUR LIVES.
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I'M OUT. IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS.
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IT'S OUT OF YOUR HANDS.
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NONE OF US HAS
ANY CONTROL OVER IT.
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WELL, WHO HAS?
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COUNT ISTVAN TELEKY.
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WHO'S THAT?
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HE'S THE ONE THAT DECIDED
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THAT YOU AND HELEN
ARE GOING TO BE MARRIED.
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WELL, WHERE IS HE?
I'D LIKE TO TALK TO HIM.
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ANDY, YOU CAN'T TALK
TO COUNT ISTVAN TELEKY.
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WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE HE LIVED
IN THE 18th CENTURY.
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BARNEY, I KNOW THAT WE'VE NOT
ALWAYS UNDERSTOOD ONE ANOTHER
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BUT SO FAR AS I CAN RECALL,
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
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WE'VE EVER BEEN
ON TWO DIFFERENT PLANETS.
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ANDY...
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COME HERE A MINUTE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WELL, THERE'S NO POINT
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IN HAVING THE COUNT
HEAR ALL THIS.
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WAIT A MINUTE. I JUST GOT
THE WHOLE STORY.
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DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT?
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NO, I DON'T.
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WELL, SIT DOWN.
YOU'RE GOING TO.
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ANDY...
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NOW, LOOK, HELEN.
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I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.
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YOU KNOW, I JUST
COULDN'T CARE LESS.
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DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT
OR DON'T YOU?
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NOW, THIS
IS THE WAY IT HAPPENED.
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A FEW DAYS AGO
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BARNEY AND GOOBER WENT OVER
TO THIS POLICE AUCTION.
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WHAT'S A POLICE AUCTION
GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
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IF YOU'LL WAIT A MINUTE,
I'LL TELL YOU.
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THEY HOLD THEM OVER IN MT. PILOT
EVERY NOW AND THEN
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AND AUCTION OFF ALL THE STUFF
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THAT THEY'VE CONFISCATED
DURING THE YEAR.
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BARNEY AND GOOBER
BOUGHT SOME STUFF
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LIKE EVERYBODY DOES.
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GOOBER BOUGHT THIS, THIS...
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ROLL OF COPPER TUBING.
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PAID 30 CENTS FOR IT.
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YOU COULD GET IT ANYWHERE ELSE
FOR 16 CENTS
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BUT HE WANTED IT.
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AND BARNEY BOUGHT
SOME STUFF, TOO.
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BUT ONE THING IN PARTICULAR...
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YOU JUST THINK THEY
GOT THAT BOX FROM GYPSIES.
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I KNOW THEY DID.
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DON'T YOU REMEMBER
THAT BAND OF GYPSIES
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THAT WAS FLOATING
AROUND THE AREA
LAST YEAR?
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YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT
MAGIC STUFF, DO YOU?
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WELL, THEY'RE DOING AN AWFUL LOT
WITH E.S.P. THESE DAYS.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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E.S.P.?
EXTRASENSITIVE PERCEPTION.
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DOING A LOT OF THAT
IN THE HIMALAYAS.
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YOU KNOW, PEOPLE
ON MOUNTAINTOPS MILES APART
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THINKING THE SAME THING.
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I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
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WELL, DON'T QUOTE ME ON THIS,
GOOBER.
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I'M NOT SAYING THERE IS
SUCH A THING AS THE SUPERNATURAL
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BUT THINGS HAVE HAPPENED
THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN EXPLAINED.
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I BELIEVE I'LL GO ON OVER
TO THE FILLING STATION.
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Barney:
I CALL UPON YOU,
COUNT TELEKY
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TO IMPART YOUR
MYSTICAL POWERS
TO EARTHLY THINGS.
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I ASK YOU, WHOSE PRESENCE
HOVERS OVER US ETERNALLY
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TO INVEST THESE CARDS
WITH YOUR VERY SPIRIT.
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HEY, BARN.
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HUH?! GOOBER, STOP
SNEAKING UP ON PEOPLE!
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I... JUST HAD
A FEW MINUTES TO KILL
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SO I THOUGHT
I'D KIND OF, YOU KNOW
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FOOL AROUND WITH THIS STUFF.
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SURE LOOKS SPOOKY.
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HEY, WHAT IS THAT STUFF
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YOU WERE SPRINKLING
IN THAT LAMP?
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OH, THAT. WELL...
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ACCORDING TO THE BOOK,
THAT DUST IS SUPPOSED
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TO EVOKE THE SPIRIT
OF COUNT ISTVAN TELEKY.
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IF YOU SPRINKLE IT
IN THE FLAME THERE
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WELL, THEN, HE'S SUPPOSED
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TO BE RIGHT HERE
IN THE ROOM WITH YOU.
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I'LL BE DAWGED.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
TALKING ABOUT?
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THAT'S A MAN THAT'S
OVER 200 YEARS OLD.
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YOU THINK THAT HIS
SPIRIT COULD BE RIGHT HERE
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IN THE SAME ROOM WITH US?
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I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WELL, I'LL JUST GET
MY COPPER TUBING
AND RUN ALONG.
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YOU HAVE TO GO?
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SEE YA, BARN. I AIN'T STAYING
IN NO BACK ROOM
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WITH NO GHOST THAT
COMES OUT A LAMP.
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HI, GOOBER!
HEY!
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WHAT GHOST WAS HE TALKING ABOUT,
BARNEY?
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OH, WELL, HE...
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LISTEN, DO YOU FEEL
LIKE HAVING SOME FUN?
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WHAT DO YOU
MEAN, BARNEY?
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WELL...
I'LL TELL YOUR FORTUNE.
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YOU'VE HEARD
OF THAT, HAVEN'T YOU?
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IS THAT WHAT
ALL THAT STUFF IS?
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YEAH. COME ON IN.
SIT DOWN.
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OKAY.
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THERE.
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OKAY...
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HERE WE GO.
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NOW, YOU SEE, OPE
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WHEN TWO
IDENTICAL CARDS
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COME UP ON
THE SAME PILE
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THAT'S WHEN
YOU GOT SOMETHING.
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I GOT TWO
FLAMING TORCHES.
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LET'S SEE WHAT
THE BOOK SAYS.
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YOU'VE BEEN GRANTED
THREE WISHES, OPE.
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YOU MEAN I CAN
WISH FOR SOMETHING
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AND IT'LL COME TRUE?
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YEAH. WELL,
I MEAN, YOU KNOW...
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IT'S WORTH A TRY.
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JUST FOR FUN, HUH?
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ALL RIGHT.
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I WISH I HAD A JACKKNIFE.
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A JACKKNIFE, HUH?
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YEAH. I WISH
I HAD A JACKKNIFE.
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HEY, BARN?
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HI, PAW.
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OH, LISTEN, UH...
LET'S JUST, UH...
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LET'S JUST
KEEP THIS GAME
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BETWEEN YOU
AND ME, HUH?
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NO SENSE IN TELLING
YOUR PAW ABOUT IT.
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OKAY, BARN.
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HOW YOU DOING,
SPORT?
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FINE, PAW.
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HEY, I'M GLAD
YOU STOPPED BY.
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I WAS GOING THROUGH
MY DESK DRAWER AT HOME
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AND I FOUND SOMETHING
YOU MIGHT LIKE TO HAVE.
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LOOK AT THAT. JACKKNIFE.
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WOW.
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BARN.
HI, AND.
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HEY, BARNEY
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LOOK WHAT
I JUST GOT.
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I'M GOING TO TAKE IT HOME
AND SHARPEN IT.
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BYE, PAW.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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DIDN'T YOU EVER
SEE A JACKKNIFE BEFORE?
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I SMELL SOMETHING.
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SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING BURNING.
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BARN?
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IT'LL BE GONE
IN A MINUTE.
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WELL, I JUST DON'T
SEE THE CONNECTION
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BETWEEN OPIE GETTING
A JACKKNIFE
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AND BARNEY SPREADING
THE RUMOR
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THAT YOU AND I
ARE GETTING MARRIED.
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WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
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THE JACKKNIFE
WAS ONLY PART OF IT.
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ANDY, DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
THAT YOU BELIEVE
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THAT THERE'S THE SPIRIT
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OF A 200-YEAR-OLD
COUNT HOVERING AROUND
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GRANTING WISHES
AND CONTROLLING FATE?
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THAT,
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BUT BARNEY DOES,
AND YOU KNOW BARNEY.
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HE'LL BELIEVE NEARLY ANYTHING.
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ANDY, IT'S LIKE THE DARK AGES.
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YES, IT IS.
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NOW, LIKE I SAY,
I'M NOT SAYING
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THAT I BELIEVE ANY OF THIS STUFF
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BUT IT IS STRANGE.
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THE NEXT DAY,
I WAS SITTING IN THE OFFICE
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WORKING ON MONTHLY REPORTS,
AND BARNEY COME WALKING IN.
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HI, BARN.
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I SAY, "HI, BARN."
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OH, HI, AND.
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WHATCHA READING?
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OH, JUST A BOOK.
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LET ME SEE.
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WELL...
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MMM. MMM.
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PSYCHIC PHENOMENA
BY DR. MERLE OSMOND. HUH.
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"DR. MERLE OSMOND,
HEAD OF THE COLLEGE
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OF PSYCHIC PHENOMENA
IN BOISE, IDAHO."
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DR. MERLE OSMOND?
HE'S A DOCTOR?
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00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,011
MM-HMM. YEAH, HE'S
A LICENSED PPD.
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00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,246
WHAT'S PPD?
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DOCTOR OF PSYCHIC PHENOMENA.
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YOU KNOW, HE HAS A VERY
INTERESTING BACKGROUND.
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HE USED TO TEACH
THE GUITAR
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BEFORE HE WENT INTO THIS.
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00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,488
THAT IS INTERESTING.
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00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,992
HUH. YOU DON'T BELIEVE
ALL THIS PSYCHIC PHENOMENA
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AND SUPERNATURAL
AND ALL THAT STUFF, DO YOU?
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00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,297
ANDY, THERE ARE FORCES
LOOSE ON THIS EARTH
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THAT YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.
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00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,168
I TELL YOU, IT WOULD MAKE
YOUR HAIR STAND ON END.
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00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,169
WHAT FORCES?
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00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,004
WELL, IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE
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00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,506
THAT THERE ARE FORCES
IN THE ATMOSPHERE
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THAT ARE ABLE TO
CONTROL OUR FATE.
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00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,745
OH, COME ON, THAT-THAT'S
FAIRY-TALE STUFF.
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00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:54,181
THAT'S LIKE ALADDIN
AND HIS MAGIC LAMP.
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00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,917
YOU DON'T BELIEVE
THAT, HUH?
ALADDIN'S LAMP?
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00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,086
DID YOU EVER
SEE THAT LAMP?
NO.
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00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,889
IF YOU NEVER SAW THAT LAMP,
THEN DON'T TALK.
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00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,824
BARNEY, ARE YOU
GOING TO STAND
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RIGHT THERE IN FRONT
OF ME, A GROWN MAN
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ABLE TO READ AND DRIVE A CAR
AND HAVE DATES AND EVERYTHING
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AND TELL ME THAT
YOU BELIEVE
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00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:14,067
THERE WAS SUCH A THING
AS ALADDIN'S MAGIC LAMP
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THAT YOU COULD RUB
AND A GENIE
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00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,405
WOULD COME OUT OF IT
AND DO THINGS FOR YOU?
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00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,907
I NEVER SAW
THAT LAMP.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHAT SPIRIT
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WAS EVOKED BY THAT LAMP
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AND THEREFORE,
I CANNOT DISCUSS
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00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,213
THE SUBJECT INTELLIGENTLY.
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AND ANOTHER THING--
ANOTHER THING--
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ANOTHER THING
IS ATMOSPHERE.
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ATMOSPHERE?
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00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,354
ALADDIN'S LAMP WAS RUBBED
OVER IN ARABIA.
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00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,289
NOW, THE ATMOSPHERE
IN ARABIA
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IS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT
THAN THE ATMOSPHERE
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HERE IN THE SOUTHEASTERN
UNITED STATES.
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00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,063
YEAH, BARN, BUT--
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00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:47,400
AND SO, BECAUSE I AM NOT
FAMILIAR WITH THE ATMOSPHERE
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00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,402
AND NEVER HAVING
SEEN THE LAMP,
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00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,239
I CANNOT DISCUSS THE SUBJECT
INTELLIGENTLY.
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00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,074
BUT, BARN--
DID YOU EVER SEE
THAT LAMP?
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00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,442
WELL, NO.
THEN DON'T TALK.
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00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,311
DON'T TALK.
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00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,447
WELL, BARNEY,
WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY
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00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,816
SO INTERESTED
IN ALL THIS STUFF?
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00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,120
I JUST HAVE AN
INQUIRING MIND.
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00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,922
HEY, PAW!
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00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,357
OPIE, ONE OF THESE DAYS
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00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,493
YOUR LUNGS ARE GOING
TO BUST FROM RUNNING. WALK.
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00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,495
AUNT BEE SAID YOU SAID
YOU'D TAKE ME TO RALEIGH
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00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,597
THE NEXT TIME YOU GO
IF I GOT A "B" IN ARITHMETIC.
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00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,399
YEAH, I SAID THAT.
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00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,334
WOW. REPORT CARD
COMES OUT TOMORROW.
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00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,336
CAN I GO
TO THE ZOO AND EVERYTHING?
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00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,604
WELL, OPE, IF I WAS YOU
304
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,874
I WOULDN'T GET MY HOPES
TOO HIGH THIS TIME.
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00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,276
ACCORDING TO THE PAPERS
YOU'VE BEEN BRINGING HOME
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00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,845
YOU'VE BEEN GETTING MOSTLY
Cs AND C-PLUSES.
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00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:32,980
I KNOW.
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00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,581
GOOD LUCK, ANYWAY.
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00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:38,018
HEY, UH, MAYBE
BARNEY CAN HELP.
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00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,153
MAYBE HE CAN GO
OVER TO ARABIA
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00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:43,390
AND RUB ONE OF THEM
MAGIC LAMPS OR SOMETHING.
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00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,158
WHAT?
NOTHING.
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00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,894
HEY, BARNEY, I KNOW
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00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,595
WHAT MY SECOND WISH IS.
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00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,363
A "B" IN ARITHMETIC?
316
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,566
UH-HUH. DO YOU THINK
IT WILL COME TRUE?
317
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,302
I DON'T KNOW, OPIE.
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00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,204
IT JUST AIN'T UP TO ME.
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00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,639
WELL, THAT'S
MY SECOND WISH.
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00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,010
I WISH THAT I GET
A "B" IN ARITHMETIC.
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00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,844
JUST WAIT AND SEE.
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00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,585
YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT
THAT YOU GAVE OPIE A "B"
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00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,587
WHEN MAYBE HE SHOULD
HAVE HAD A "C."
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00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,124
OH, HE'S BEEN IMPROVING
AND IT WAS VERY CLOSE.
325
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,525
THIS ISN'T
THE FIRST TIME
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00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,028
I'VE GIVEN A CHILD THE
BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
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00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,329
IT GIVES THEM CONFIDENCE.
328
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,065
YEAH, YEAH, BUT THAT'S
NOT WHAT BARNEY CLAIMS.
329
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:29,202
HE CLAIMS THAT AN OUTSIDE FORCE
MADE YOU GIVE HIM THAT "B."
330
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:33,140
HE CLAIMS YOU WERE AN
UNCONSCIOUS AGENT OF THE COUNT.
331
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,308
OH, GOOD HEAVENS.
332
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,610
YOU KNOW HOW BARNEY GETS.
333
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:41,048
WHEN OPIE'S SECOND WISH CAME
TRUE, HE WENT ALL TO PIECES.
334
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,383
AND NOW WE COME
TO THE INTERESTING PART.
335
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,384
WHAT?
336
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,485
YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?
337
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,220
TURNED HIMSELF
INTO A PUMPKIN?
338
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,089
NO.
339
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,490
WELL, WHAT DID HE DO?
340
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:54,627
WELL, HE DECIDED TO PUT IT
TO A BIG AND FINAL TEST.
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00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,629
SO ONE NIGHT AFTER WORK
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00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:00,067
HE GOT GOOBER
AND FLOYD TO HELP HIM.
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00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,170
SORT OF ACT AS WITNESSES.
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00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,139
FLOYD, I ASSUME THAT YOU
WOULD BE WILLING TO ACCEPT
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00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:09,176
A SUPERNATURAL PHENOMENON
IF THERE IS ADEQUATE PROOF
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00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,111
THAT ONE EXISTS
347
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,513
OH, ABSOLUTELY. I ACCEPT IT.
348
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,548
EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID.
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00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,184
GOOD.
350
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,719
ALL RIGHT, GOOBER, YOU'RE
FAMILIAR WITH THE PROCEDURE.
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00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,354
IF YOU WILL, PLEASE.
352
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,957
OKAY, BARN.
353
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,345
IT'S SURE
LIVELY TONIGHT.
354
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:48,015
WHAT'S THAT?
WHO'S LAUGHING?
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00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,083
COUNT ISTVAN TELEKY.
356
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,688
[ MURMURING
NERVOUSLY ]
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00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,158
SURE IS
DARK IN HERE.
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00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,459
YEAH.
359
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:03,296
LET'S LET HIM DRIFT AROUND
A LITTLE BIT FIRST.
360
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,432
HE'S HERE
WITH US?
361
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,701
HIS SPIRIT, FLOYD.
HIS SPIRIT.
362
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,737
OH, FINE.
FINE BY ME.
363
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,606
RIGHT IN THIS ROOM
WITH US, HUH?
364
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,342
DIDN'T YOU SEE HIM?
365
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:20,080
OF COURSE. IF HE'S
IN THIS ROOM, OF
COURSE I SAW HIM.
366
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,551
OKAY,
GO AHEAD, GOOBER.
367
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,564
I WAS JUST
MAKING SURE HE
WAS STILL HERE.
368
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,167
HEY, HERE'S TWO
CARDS THE SAME, BARN.
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00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,668
OH, TWO UNICORNS.
370
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:44,071
OKAY, CHECK THE BOOK.
371
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,546
"THE COUNT GIVES YOU ONE WISH."
372
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,781
ONE WISH, HUH?
373
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,284
OPIE GOT THREE WISHES
FROM THE COUNT.
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00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,551
YEAH.
375
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,554
HE'S PROBABLY CRAZY
ABOUT CHILDREN.
376
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,823
ONE WISH, HUH?
377
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,493
ALL RIGHT, I DON'T WANT
TO MAKE IT TOO TOUGH.
378
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,828
I'M GOING TO WISH
FOR A NEW FINGERPRINT SET
379
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,597
WE'VE BEEN NEEDING AROUND HERE.
380
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,732
I SENT TO THE COUNTY
HEADQUARTERS FOR IT
381
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,734
ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO,
BUT NOTHING EVER HAPPENED.
382
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,269
THAT'S YOUR WISH, THEN?
383
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:20,607
YEAH. I WISH...
384
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,610
FOR A NEW FINGERPRINT SET.
385
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,745
SAY, I HOPE YOU GET IT.
386
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,218
SHH!
387
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,153
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
388
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,704
I WONDER WHO THAT WAS, BARNEY.
389
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,273
I DON'T KNOW.
390
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,308
AIN'T YOU GOING
TO GO OUT AND SEE?
391
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,777
YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?
392
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,613
I WAS JUST THINKING
ABOUT... DOING THAT.
393
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,449
LET'S GO.
394
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:08,588
YOU GO.
395
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,757
OKAY.
396
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,506
GENTLEMEN...
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00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,409
I HAVE THE FOLLOWING
ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
398
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:07,180
COUNT ISTVAN TELEKY EXISTS.
399
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:14,187
WELL, HOW DID
THE FINGERPRINT
SET GET THERE?
400
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,555
I PUT IT THERE.
401
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,790
YEAH, I RAN INTO CLINT
FROM THE POST OFFICE
402
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,527
AND IT HAD JUST COME IN
ON THE LATE BUS.
403
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,429
NOW, I KNEW BARNEY
WAS LOOKING FOR IT
404
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,464
SO I UNWRAPPED IT
AND TOOK IT OVER THERE
405
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,566
AND PUT IT ON HIS DESK
SO HE COULD HAVE IT
406
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,834
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
407
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,436
THAT IS STRANGE.
YEAH.
408
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,837
FIRST OPIE
GETS HIS JACKKNIFE.
409
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,505
THEN HE GETS A "B"
IN ARITHMETIC.
410
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,541
THEN BARNEY WISHES
FOR A FINGERPRINT SET,
411
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,543
AND A MINUTE LATER,
YOU WALK IN WITH IT.
412
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:39,712
I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU,
IT'S GETTING A LITTLE SPOOKY.
413
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,514
YEAH. I KNEW
IT WOULD GET TO YOU.
414
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,649
I GOT TO TELL YOU
415
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,218
THERE'S THINGS
GOING ON HERE THAT...
416
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,888
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
417
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,290
WELL, OPIE'S UP
418
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,692
FOR HIS THIRD WISH,
YOU KNOW.
419
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:53,793
WHAT WAS IT?
420
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,428
WELL, THE NEXT DAY
421
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,765
OPIE CAME RUNNING
IN THE COURTHOUSE
422
00:19:58,798 --> 00:19:59,932
AND WENT RIGHT UP TO BARNEY.
423
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,634
I KNOW WHAT MY
THIRD WISH IS, BARNEY.
424
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,303
HAVE YOU GIVEN IT
A LOT OF THOUGHT?
425
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,304
YEAH, A LOT.
426
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,338
'CAUSE THIS IS
YOUR LAST ONE.
427
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,573
YOU GOT TO MAKE
IT A GOOD ONE.
428
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,308
YOU THINK IT
WILL COME TRUE?
429
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,776
OH, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
430
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,579
I ADMIT, IN THE BEGINNING
I WASN'T TOO SURE
431
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:15,282
BUT NOW, BEYOND THE
SHADOW OF A DOUBT.
432
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,716
WELL, HERE IT IS.
433
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,785
I WISH THAT MISS CRUMP...
434
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,588
PAW WOULD SAY
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
435
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,855
NEVER MIND
ABOUT THAT.
436
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,457
IT'S YOUR WISH,
AIN'T IT?
437
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,825
I THINK IT'S
A GREAT ONE.
438
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,694
BUT I DIDN'T
TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.
439
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,695
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
440
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,297
YOU THINK IT'LL
COME TRUE?
441
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,031
IT'S IN THE BAG.
YOU JUST RUN ALONG.
442
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,533
DON'T YOU
WORRY ABOUT IT.
443
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,534
OKAY! BYE, BARN!
444
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,535
OH, THIS IS GREAT.
445
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,937
IT'S JUST GREAT.
446
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,340
OH, SARAH? GET ME THELMA LOU.
447
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,008
HEY, SARAH, GUESS WHAT!
448
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,410
THAT'S IT.
449
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,478
WELL, WHEN'S THE DATE?
450
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:46,546
WHAT?
451
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,880
WHEN'S THE DATE
FOR THE WEDDING?
452
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,316
EVERYTHING ELSE
CAME TRUE.
453
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,350
OH, COME ON.
454
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,851
WE-WE TALKED ABOUT THAT
455
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,486
AND MAY-MAYBE SOMETIME
456
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,888
WHEN THE TIME'S RIGHT,
REMEMBER?
457
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,890
OH, I... I WAS ONLY KIDDING.
458
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:02,795
WELL, LET'S GO
DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE.
459
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,897
OH, WE ARE
GETTING MARRIED.
460
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,899
STOP THAT.
TO STRAIGHTEN OUT BARNEY.
461
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,401
OH.
462
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,869
WELL. COME ON,
MRS. TAYLOR.
463
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,003
HUH?
464
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,905
IN CASE THE COUNT'S LISTENING.
465
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,041
HI, ANDY. HI, HELEN.
466
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,309
FORGET IT.
467
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,777
BARNEY, IT AIN'T
GOING TO HAPPEN.
468
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:18,978
BUT IT IS.
469
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,813
ANDY, WHY DON'T YOU
ROLL WITH THE PUNCH.
470
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:21,914
THIS IS IT. D-DAY.
471
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,650
SHOES AND RICE TIME.
ACCEPT IT.
472
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:24,751
FORGET IT.
473
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:25,985
THIS IS A SURE THING.
474
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,388
OPIE WISHED IT
AND IT'S GOT TO BE.
475
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,789
IT DON'T GOT TO BE.
476
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,725
HELEN AND I ARE NOT
GETTING MARRIED.
477
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,794
YOU REALLY MEAN THAT?
478
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,796
YES, BARNEY. I
DON'T KNOW HOW
479
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,765
THOSE OTHER WISHES
CAME TRUE
480
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,401
BUT THIS ONE ANDY
AND I CAN CONTROL.
481
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:44,571
WELL, I... I JUST CAN'T
BELIEVE IT.
482
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:47,807
OH, I WISH IT COULD
HAVE WORKED OUT.
483
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,943
OH, BARNEY,
MAYBE SOMEDAY IT WILL.
484
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,479
MAYBE IT WILL
485
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:56,516
AND IF AND WHEN IT DOES,
LET US HANDLE IT, OKAY?
486
00:21:56,549 --> 00:22:00,653
WHY DON'T YOU THROW
THAT
487
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,592
I COULD HAVE SWORN...
488
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:08,561
HI, PAW. AUNT BEE SAID
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR ME.
489
00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:09,896
YEAH, OPE.
490
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,398
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
491
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,032
ABOUT THESE WISHES
YOU'VE BEEN MAKING.
492
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,434
OH.
493
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,503
I HAVEN'T HEARD
ABOUT THE THIRD ONE YET.
494
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,037
WELL, YOU MIGHT
AS WELL FORGET
495
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:20,106
ABOUT THAT ONE, BECAUSE
IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
496
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,441
IT ISN'T?
497
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,776
NO. AND WHILE WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT IT
498
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,913
THINGS DON'T COME TRUE
JUST BECAUSE YOU WISH THEM
499
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,749
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY
INVOLVE OTHER PEOPLE.
500
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,552
THINGS LIKE THAT HAVE
TO RUN THEIR COURSE
501
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:35,688
AND THEY ONLY COME TRUE
BECAUSE THE TIME IS RIGHT
502
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,023
AND THE PEOPLE ARE READY.
503
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,658
AM I SAYING THAT RIGHT?
504
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,092
EXACTLY RIGHT.
505
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,995
SO, OPE, YOU JUST FORGET
ABOUT THAT WISH YOU MADE
506
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,865
ABOUT HELEN AND ME
GETTING MARRIED.
507
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,133
BUT, PAW, I DIDN'T WISH
508
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,602
FOR YOU AND MISS CRUMP
TO GET MARRIED.
509
00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:50,770
WHAT?
510
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,004
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
OPIE. YOU SAID...
511
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,773
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING,
BARNEY.
512
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:56,008
YOU SAID YOU KNEW
EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT.
513
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,578
I JUST WISHED THAT MISS CRUMP
COULD GO ON BEING MY TEACHER
514
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,012
EVEN IN THE SIXTH GRADE.
515
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,150
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
516
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:05,852
I WAS TOLD THIS AFTERNOON
517
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,888
THAT NEXT YEAR I'M BEING
TRANSFERRED TO THE SIXTH GRADE.
518
00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,677
OKAY.
THERE WE ARE.
519
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:33,012
MM-HMM-HMM.
520
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:34,747
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
521
00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:37,550
WE GOT TWO UNICORNS.
522
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,018
LET'S SEE.
523
00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:40,853
YOU GET ONE WISH.
524
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:43,422
AH, GOOD.
GO AHEAD AND WISH.
525
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:47,059
WHAT'D YOU WISH?
526
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,695
SAME THING BARNEY DID.
527
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:49,829
FINGERPRINT SET?
528
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:52,665
NO.
THE OTHER THING.
529
00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:55,702
OH, YOU MEAN, UH...
YOU AND ME?
530
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,003
MM-HMM.
531
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,105
FOR JUNE.
HMM?
532
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,640
WELL,
LET'S JUST SIT BACK HERE
533
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,174
AND WAIT FOR YOUR WISH
TO COME TRUE.
534
00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:10,016
LISTEN, I HATE TO COME
BARGING IN LIKE THIS,
535
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:11,851
BUT, WELL, I JUST HAD TO
CLEAR SOMETHING.
536
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:14,086
WHAT IS IT?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW
THIS GOT IN THE PAPER,
537
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,788
BUT I JUST WANTED YOU
TO KNOW I DIDN'T DO IT.
538
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:17,590
WHAT IS IT?
WELL, IT'S RIGHT HERE
IN THE PAPER
539
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,759
IN THE "MAYBERRY
AFTER MIDNIGHT" COLUMN.
540
00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:25,031
MISS HELEN CRUMP
AND SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR
541
00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:28,067
ARE MAKING PLANS
FOR THEIR WEDDING...
542
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:31,203
PROBABLY IN JUNE.
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