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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:13,047 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:15,483 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,552 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:28,529 MORNING. 5 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:30,698 MORNING. 6 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:40,674 AH, OH, BOY. 7 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:44,312 OH, YOU LOOK TIRED THIS MORNING. 8 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:49,317 WELL, I WAS OUT A LITTLE BIT LATE LAST NIGHT. 9 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:52,220 WHAT DID YOU DO? HAVE A DATE? 10 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:54,288 YEAH. 11 00:00:54,322 --> 00:00:55,623 WHAT TIME DID YOU GO TO BED? 12 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:56,757 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 13 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:58,492 I DON'T THINK MY HEAD HIT THE PILLOW 14 00:00:58,526 --> 00:00:59,827 BEFORE A QUARTER TO 11:00. 15 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,362 MMM. 16 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:05,333 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU KEEP UP A PACE LIKE THAT. 17 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:09,837 WHERE'D YOU GO 18 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:12,740 WELL, WE STARTED OUT AT MORELLI'S. 19 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:14,575 YEAH. THEN WHAT? 20 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:18,812 WELL, WE WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE AND WATCHED A LITTLE "TV." 21 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:19,847 OH. 22 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,550 LIGHTS OFF, HUH? 23 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:25,286 YEAH. IT'S KIND OF HARD ON YOUR EYES 24 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,655 TO WATCH TV WITH THE LIGHTS ON. 25 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:30,624 YEAH, BOY, YOU AND THELMA LOU 26 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:32,260 STAYIN' RIGHT AT IT, AIN'T YOU? 27 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,728 WELL, IT, UH... 28 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:37,798 IT WASN'T THELMA LOU. 29 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:43,637 IT WAS JUANITA, ACTUALLY. 30 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:45,873 FROM THE DINER? 31 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:48,709 YEAH. YOU DON'T NEED TO MENTION THAT TO ANYBODY. 32 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,478 WELL, I WON'T TELL IT AROUND 33 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:53,447 BUT YOU OUGHT NOT TO BE TAKIN' HER TO MORELLI'S. 34 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,483 EVERYBODY GOES OUT THERE. 35 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:56,784 YEAH, I SUPPOSE. 36 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:05,526 DID YOU HAVE A DATE WITH HELEN LAST NIGHT? 37 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:08,162 NO. 38 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,665 YOU GOT ONE WITH HER TONIGHT? 39 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:12,700 MM-HMM. 40 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,335 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 41 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,503 MMM, I DON'T KNOW. 42 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:16,604 THE MOVIES. 43 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,307 MMM. THOUGHT SO. 44 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:22,243 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THAT? WE LIKE TO GO TO THE MOVIES. 45 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:23,611 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 46 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,313 IT'S JUST THAT YOU AND HELEN ARE IN SUCH A RUT. 47 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:27,715 YOU TAKE HER TO THE MOVIES AND YOU BUY HER A SODA 48 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,617 AND YOU WALK HER HOME. GOOD NIGHT. 49 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,185 TOUT DE SUITE AND THAT'S IT. 50 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:33,421 I MEAN, YOU COULD GO ON LIKE THAT FOR YEARS. 51 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:34,855 WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO? 52 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,390 GO OVER TO MORELLI'S 53 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:38,692 AND THEN GO TO HER HOUSE AND TURN OFF THE LIGHTS 54 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:40,294 AND WATCH TV? 55 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:42,863 IT BEATS GOING TO THE MOVIES, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 56 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,666 HI, ANDY. HELLO, BARNEY. 57 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:47,235 Andy: HI, HELEN. 58 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:50,438 HI, HELEN. ANDY AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. 59 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:52,306 SOMETHING NICE, I HOPE. 60 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:53,774 OH, THE BEST, THE BEST. 61 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:57,678 I UNDERSTAND YOU TWO ARE GOING OUT ON THE TOWN TONIGHT. 62 00:02:57,711 --> 00:03:00,248 OH, WELL, THAT'S WHY I STOPPED IN, ANDY. 63 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:01,682 I CAN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT. 64 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:02,950 WHAT? 65 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:04,818 WELL, I'VE GOT ALL THESE PAPERS TO GRADE. 66 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,854 I HAVE TO HAVE THEM FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 67 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,689 I'LL PROBABLY BE AT IT TILL AFTER MIDNIGHT. 68 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,724 WELL, COULDN'T YOU DO SOME TONIGHT 69 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:12,260 AND SOME IN THE MORNING? 70 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:14,262 I HAVE TO HAVE THEM ALL IN THE MORNING. 71 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,963 WELL, LISTEN, I HAVE AN IDEA. 72 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,999 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME THOSE PAPERS TO CORRECT? 73 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,901 I GOT NOTHING TO DO TONIGHT. 74 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:21,902 WHAT SUBJECT IS IT? 75 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,271 WELL, BARNEY, IT'S HISTORY. 76 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:24,438 HISTORY? THAT'S MY SUBJECT! 77 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:25,773 GIVE ME THOSE PAPERS. 78 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,741 I'LL HAVE THEM MARKED AND CORRECTED IN NO TIME. 79 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:30,778 WELL, THANK YOU, BARNEY, BUT I COULDN'T DO THAT. 80 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,513 WHY NOT? I'M GLAD TO DO IT. 81 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:33,714 WELL, THANKS, BARNEY, BUT NO. 82 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,416 WELL, SUIT YOURSELF. 83 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:38,552 HISTORY JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY SUBJECT. 84 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:42,356 I'M SORRY, ANDY. 85 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:45,293 MMM, WELL. 86 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:49,563 CAN'T BE HELPED, I GUESS. 87 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,301 YOU REALIZE HOW LITTLE TIME 88 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:55,369 WE'VE BEEN SPENDING WITH ONE ANOTHER? 89 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:56,570 OH, BOY. I KNOW THAT. 90 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:58,772 YOU KNOW, IT ISN'T ALWAYS MY FAULT, ANDY. 91 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,040 YOU BROKE THE LAST DATE. 92 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,376 YOU HAD THAT MEETING AT THE MAYOR'S OFFICE. 93 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:03,444 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 94 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,045 YOU KNOW WHAT THE TROUBLE IS? 95 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,014 YOU TWO ARE SO BUSY WITH YOUR JOBS 96 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:09,783 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TIME FOR EACH OTHER. 97 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:11,452 WELL, IT'S TRUE. 98 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,921 WITH BOTH OF YOU, IT'S NOTHING BUT WORK, WORK, WORK. 99 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,356 NO TIME AT ALL 100 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:17,691 FOR THE REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE. 101 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:20,394 YOU WANT TO WORK ON FILES OR SOMETHING? 102 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:23,831 I AM SORRY, ANDY. 103 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:27,401 YEAH, WELL, WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT? 104 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,937 OH, I HAVE CHOIR PRACTICE. 105 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:33,441 OH, YEAH. I'VE GOT A DEACONS' MEETING, TOO. 106 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,075 WHAT ABOUT THURSDAY? 107 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,544 NO, HE CAN'T THURSDAY. 108 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:39,413 PEACE OFFICERS' BOWLING TOURNAMENT 109 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:40,448 IN MT. PILOT. 110 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:41,482 REMEMBER? 111 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,585 WELL, HE IS RIGHT. 112 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,086 I CAN'T GET OUT OF IT. 113 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,855 HOW ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT? 114 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:50,391 ANDY, I'VE GOT P.T.A. MEETING. 115 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:53,093 OH. WELL, MAYBE I COULD WALK YOU HOME? 116 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,563 WE COULD SPEND A FEW MINUTES. 117 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,097 OH, THAT WOULD BE NICE. 118 00:04:57,130 --> 00:05:00,968 WE HAVE TO GRAB A MINUTE HERE AND THERE, DON'T WE? 119 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,870 WE SURE DO. 120 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:06,340 WELL, ONE OF THESE TIMES, I'LL TAKE YOU OFF SOMEWHERE 121 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:08,776 AND WE'LL SPEND A WHOLE DAY. 122 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:11,445 HEY! 123 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,717 HEY! YOU JUST GAVE ME A GREAT IDEA. 124 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:20,488 YOU WANT TO SPEND A WHOLE DAY TOGETHER, RIGHT? 125 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,556 A WHOLE DAY. AM I RIGHT? 126 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:23,957 OKAY, YOU GOT IT. 127 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,993 YOU KNOW WHAT DAY? SATURDAY. 128 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,662 I'M MAKING YOU A PRESENT OF SATURDAY. 129 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,598 WHAT? I MEAN IT. 130 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,466 YOU AND HELEN MAKE A PICNIC LUNCH. 131 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,567 GO OUT TO MYERS' LAKE. 132 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:34,602 TAKE THE WHOLE DAY 133 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:35,703 FISH, SWIM, LOAF. 134 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:36,937 DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 135 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,972 I'M MAKING YOU A PRESENT OF THE WHOLE DAY. 136 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,140 NOW, HOW DOES THAT SOUND? 137 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,476 WELL, THAT'S AWFULLY NICE OF YOU, BARN 138 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:43,711 BUT I CAN'T DO THAT. 139 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:44,712 WELL, WHY NOT? 140 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:45,846 'CAUSE I GOT TO WORK SATURDAY. 141 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,481 I GOT A JOB. 142 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:50,618 BESIDES, I GOT TO DROP OPIE AT THE MOVIES 143 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:52,920 AND TAKE AUNT BEE SHOPPING-- A BUNCH OF STUFF. 144 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,788 I'LL DO ALL THAT. I'LL DO ALL THAT. 145 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,156 I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. 146 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,925 I COULDN'T MAKE IT SATURDAY, EITHER. 147 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,560 I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 148 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,994 WELL, LIKE WHAT? 149 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,063 WELL, I'VE GOT TO FILL OUT THE STATE ATTENDANCE REPORT. 150 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,665 WELL, DO THAT NEXT SATURDAY. 151 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:08,802 WELL, I HAVE THE TV MAN COMING TO REPAIR THE SET 152 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:11,071 AND I HAVE LAUNDRY TO DO 153 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,106 AND I PROMISED TO TAKE A LOAD OF BOOKS 154 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,442 OVER TO THE HOSPITAL. 155 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:15,909 THINGS YOU CAN'T DO DURING THE WEEK. 156 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,044 I'LL DO ALL THAT. 157 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:19,647 NOW, I'M NOT TAKING "NO" FOR ANSWER. 158 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,181 SATURDAY, YOU, HELEN, PICNIC. 159 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,950 THE WHOLE DAY ALONE TOGETHER. 160 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,752 BIRDS AND THE BEES. 161 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:25,953 WELL. 162 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,188 WELL, I WON'T LISTEN TO ANY MORE EXCUSES. 163 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,023 WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO, I'LL DO IT. 164 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,792 THAT'S IT. FINIS, THE END, FINAL. 165 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:32,926 NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 166 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,563 WELL, MYERS' LAKE'S A PRETTY PLACE. 167 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:38,666 SURE, NOBODY WILL BOTHER YOU OVER THERE. 168 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,601 IT'S JUST OVER IN STOKES COUNTY A FEW MILES. 169 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,035 AS FOR TRANSPORTATION 170 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,204 I'LL HAVE GOOBER DRIVE YOU OVER THERE IN THE TRUCK. 171 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,205 WELL. 172 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,074 WHAT DO YOU THINK, ANDY? 173 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:48,542 WHY NOT? 174 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:50,544 OH, BARNEY, YOU ARE SWEET. 175 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:51,712 THANK YOU. 176 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,881 HOW FUN. 177 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:58,018 OH, LOOK. I'D BETTER GET STARTED ON THESE RIGHT NOW. 178 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:00,220 I'LL SEE YOU SATURDAY. 179 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,689 YES, EARLY. 180 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,056 EARLY, EARLY 181 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,592 BARNEY, THANK YOU. 182 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:05,959 SUNUP. 183 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,094 YEAH. 184 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,862 WELL, THANKS AGAIN. 185 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:09,863 BYE. 186 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:11,532 OH, GOLLY. 187 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:19,707 BARN, THAT'S JUST ABOUT THE NICEST THING I EVER HEARD OF. 188 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,575 ALL THAT WORK. 189 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:24,177 WELL, I DID SOMETHING FOR YOU. 190 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:26,847 NOW YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME. 191 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,015 WHAT'S THAT? 192 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:30,083 MAKE ME YOUR BEST MAN. 193 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:34,021 IS IT GOING TO BE A CHURCH WEDDING? 194 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,589 OR ARE YOU GOING TO ELOPE? 195 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:36,990 OR WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 196 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:39,493 YOU WANT TO WORK ON THE FILES, OR SOMETHING? 197 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,637 WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? 198 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,839 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 199 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,708 THIS JUST AIN'T THE KIND OF A VEHICLE THAT YOU'D USE 200 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:57,645 TO TRANSPORT TWO PEOPLE THAT ARE ROMANTICALLY INCLINED. 201 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:58,779 YOU UNDERSTAND? 202 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,081 SAY IT AGAIN. 203 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:03,817 I MEAN... 204 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:06,787 WELL, DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER KIND OF A VEHICLE YOU CAN USE 205 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,789 TO TAKE THEM OUT IN THE WOODS, THEN? 206 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,591 WELL, THERE'S WALLY'S PERSONAL CAR, 207 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,159 BUT HE DON'T LET NOBODY DRIVE THAT. 208 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,561 HIS DAUGHTER TOOK IT ONCE. 209 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,162 YOU KNOW HIS MARRIED DAUGHTER, VERDI? 210 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,898 WELL, SHE RUN IT WITHOUT WATER, AND THE RADIATOR DRIED UP, 211 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,601 AND EVER SINCE THEN, HE DON'T LET NOBODY DRIVE THAT CAR. 212 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,169 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE PICKUP? 213 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,738 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST... 214 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:25,873 A GASSY SMELL. 215 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,274 YOU KNOW, IT SMELLS OF GAS. 216 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:29,977 IF YOU WAS PARKED IN A FILLING STATION ALL DAY LONG, 217 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,211 YOU'D SMELL GASSY, TOO. 218 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,647 WELL... 219 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:36,817 WASH HER UP OR SPRAY HER DOWN OR SOMETHING. 220 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,620 RIGHT, BARN. 221 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,021 KNOW WHAT ELSE? 222 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:42,990 I'M GONNA PUT A BLANKET OVER THE FRONT SEAT. 223 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,926 WHENEVER I TAKE THE PICKUP OUT FOR VISITIN' OR ANYTHING ELSE, 224 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:48,295 WELL, I ALWAYS PUT A BLANKET OVER THE FRONT SEAT. 225 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,530 THAT WAY YOU DON'T STICK TO THE LEATHER. 226 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,834 YOU ALL THREE GONNA RIDE UP FRONT, HUH? 227 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,636 UNLESS YOU WANT ANDY TO SIT IN THE BACK. 228 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:57,070 NO! 229 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:59,707 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. HE'D GET A SLIVER BACK THERE. 230 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,911 WELL, I GUESS IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT, 231 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,879 BUT JUST REMEMBER ONE THING, GOOBER. 232 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,648 YOU LET THEM DO ALL THE TALKIN'. 233 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:09,049 DON'T YOUR HORN IN. HUH? 234 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,852 WELL, THESE ARE TWO PEOPLE HEADING FOR A RENDEZVOUS, 235 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,287 AND IT'S JUST BARELY POSSIBLE THAT AS A RESULT, 236 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:16,323 THEY MAY GET MATRIMONIAL INTENTIONS. 237 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:17,858 YOU UNDERSTAND? 238 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,159 SAY IT AGAIN. 239 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,294 JUST GET RID OF THE GASSY SMELL. 240 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,096 RIGHT, BARN. 241 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:28,268 LOOKS LIKE WE WON'T HAVE TIME 242 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,203 FOR ANYTHING BUT FOOD. 243 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:34,141 WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT, EITHER. 244 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,914 WOULD YOU GET THAT? 245 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:43,383 I FORGOT THE POTATO SALAD. 246 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,286 HELLO? 247 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,055 HI, AND. LISTEN, IS GOOBER THERE YET? 248 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,790 OH, HI, BARN. NO, NOT YET. 249 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:50,924 HE'LL BE THERE ANY MINUTE. 250 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,325 HE LEFT ABOUT TEN MINUTES AGO. 251 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,326 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 252 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,062 OH, ALL RIGHT. 253 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,297 BOY, THAT WAS QUITE A LIST OF ERRANDS YOU TWO GAVE ME TO DO. 254 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,932 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT OR ANYTHING. 255 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,934 I MEAN, I'M GETTING IT ALL DONE, ALL RIGHT. 256 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,970 I ALREADY RAN THOSE BOOKS OVER TO THE HOSPITAL 257 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,972 AND PICKED UP THE STAMPS AT THE POST OFFICE. 258 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,407 NOW I THOUGHT I'D PICK UP AUNT BEE AND TAKE HER SHOPPING-- 259 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,876 GET HER OUT OF THE WAY. 260 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,778 TOOK ON MORE THAN YOU THOUGHT, HUH? 261 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,846 NO, I'M GLAD TO DO IT. GLAD TO DO IT. 262 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,683 I'D DO ANYTHING TO GET YOU TWO TOGETHER FOR A WHILE. 263 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:18,385 LISTEN, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT A THING, YOU UNDERSTAND? 264 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:21,388 I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE ANYTHING ON YOUR MIND, EXCEPT-- 265 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,690 WELL, YOU KNOW. 266 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:23,724 YEAH, I KNOW. 267 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,094 LISTEN, BARN, I THINK GOOBER'S HERE NOW. 268 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,395 I'LL HANG UP, OKAY? 269 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,832 OH, HELLO, GOOBER. COME ON IN. 270 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:32,900 MORNING, MISS HELEN. 271 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:33,901 HEY, ANDY. 272 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:34,902 HEY, GOOB. 273 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,103 TRUCK ALL READY? 274 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,304 YEAH, IT'S OUTSIDE. 275 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,839 GASSED UP, ALL READY TO GO. 276 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,173 HEY, LOOK AT ALL THAT FOOD. 277 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,675 WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING, GOOBER? 278 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,176 WELL, MAYBE ONE OF THEM DRUMSTICKS. 279 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,211 FINE. 280 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,049 YOU KNOW, BARNEY SAYS 281 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,051 I GOT TO TAKE REAL GOOD CARE OF YOU TWO. 282 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,386 TODAY COULD BE A VERY IMPORTANT DAY FOR YOU. 283 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,387 WHAT? 284 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,823 UH, NOTHING. 285 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,190 LET'S, UH... 286 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,993 BOY, I SURE LOVE PICNICS. 287 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,796 HEY, REMEMBER A MOVIE CALLED PICNIC? 288 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:03,797 YEAH. 289 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:04,865 REMEMBER CARY GRANT? 290 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,234 CARY GRANT WASN'T IN PICNIC. 291 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,336 HE WASN'T? NO. 292 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,138 SPEAKING OF CARY GRANT, I DO HIM, YOU KNOW. 293 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,139 YOU WHAT? 294 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,206 I TAKE OFF ON CARY GRANT. 295 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,274 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? 296 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,843 AH, WELL, GOOB, WE OUGHT... 297 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:16,877 GLAD TO DO IT. 298 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:20,247 CARY GRANT. 299 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,982 JUDY, JUDY, JUDY. 300 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,283 GOOD, GOOB. 301 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,485 BUT CARY GRANT WASN'T IN PICNIC. 302 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,856 IT WAS WILLIAM HOLDEN WHO WAS IN PICNIC. 303 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:32,459 I CAN'T DO WILLIAM HOLDEN. HE TALKS LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 304 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,494 EVERYTHING'S READY HERE. 305 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,729 WE CAN GO. 306 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:38,165 SURE CAN'T DO WILLIAM HOLDEN 307 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,400 BUT I CAN DO CARY GRANT. 308 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,169 JUDY, JUDY, JUDY. 309 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:53,146 NICE SHADY SPOT WITH A VIEW OF THE LAKE. 310 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,148 OH, THIS IS BOUND TO BE PRETTY. 311 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,885 LET'S JUST PUT THIS BLANKET DOWN RIGHT HERE. 312 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,286 THROW YOUR SWEATER THERE. 313 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:02,355 ABOUT 3:00, THE SUN WILL GO DOWN PAST THEM TREES 314 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,324 AND IT WON'T BE SHADY NO MORE. 315 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,159 THE SUN WON'T HURT US, GOOBER. 316 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,227 THERE WE ARE. 317 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,962 SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SPOT. 318 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,130 YEAH. 319 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,865 A NICE VIEW OF THE LAKE AND ALL. 320 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,101 CAN'T SEE IT WHEN YOU'RE SITTIN' DOWN. 321 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,368 WHAT? 322 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,804 CAN'T SEE THE LAKE WHEN YOU'RE SITTIN' DOWN. 323 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,038 GOT TO STAND UP TO SEE THE LAKE. 324 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,909 WELL, GOOBER, IF WE GET A REAL STRONG URGE 325 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:25,045 TO SEE THE LAKE, WE'LL STAND UP. 326 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,148 BARNEY SAYS EVERYTHING'S GOT TO BE JUST PERFECT FOR YOU. 327 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,117 IT'S FINE, GOOBER. THANKS. 328 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:35,288 WELL, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU, I GUESS IT'S OKAY WITH ME. 329 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,025 I GOT TO BE GOING. 330 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:45,833 OH, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SANDWICH, GOOBER? 331 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,434 WELL, I... 332 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,402 GO AHEAD, GOOBER, TAKE ONE. TAKE TWO. 333 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,072 SO YOU DON'T GET HUNGRY ON THE RIDE BACK TO TOWN. 334 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,974 WELL, IF YOU INSIST. 335 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:59,579 SURE IS NICE OF YOU FOLKS TO ASK ME TO STAY 336 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,414 AND HAVE A SANDWICH. 337 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,183 Barney: ANDY! 338 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,818 ANDY! 339 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:08,021 OVER HERE, BARN. 340 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:16,864 WHAT'S UP? 341 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,098 NOTHING MUCH. 342 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,833 LISTEN, HELEN, YOU FORGOT TO LEAVE THE KEY. 343 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:20,868 WHAT KEY? 344 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:21,969 THE KEY TO YOUR HOUSE. 345 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,203 TV GUY IS COMING, ISN'T HE? 346 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,238 HOW DID YOU FIGURE HE WAS GOING TO GET IN? 347 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,107 BOY, IF YOU DON'T MIND MY SAYING SO 348 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,475 THAT WAS A LITTLE SILLY OF YOU. 349 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,610 'COURSE, I SUPPOSE YOU WERE PRETTY EXCITED. 350 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,413 WELL, BARNEY, I LEFT THE KEY UNDER THE MAT. 351 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,515 I TOLD GEORGE WHERE IT WOULD BE. 352 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,284 UNDER THE MAT? 353 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,919 OH. YOU DID? 354 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,387 HUH. WELL... 355 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,956 I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO COME ALL THIS WAY OUT. 356 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,191 OH, FORGET THAT. 357 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,592 NO HARM DONE THERE. 358 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,495 I'M JUST SORRY I HAD TO DISTURB YOU. 359 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,230 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING AROUND HERE? 360 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,232 THEY ASKED ME TO STAY AND HAVE A SANDWICH WITH THEM. 361 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,234 TAKE THAT SANDWICH AND GO BACK TO THE TRUCK. 362 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,236 DIDN'T I TELL YOU 100 TIMES THEY WANTED TO BE ALONE? 363 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,237 ALONE! 364 00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,273 GO ON BACK TO THE TRUCK. 365 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,374 GO ON! 366 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,543 WELL, THEY ASKED ME. 367 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,445 BOY. 368 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,014 GEE, AND, I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS. 369 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,382 YOU KNOW I'D NEVER DISTURB YOU IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO. 370 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,984 YEAH, SURE, BARN. 371 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,886 WELL... 372 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,523 I'LL BE GOING, TOO. 373 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,258 WELL, GO ON. 374 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,593 OH, OKAY. I'LL SEE YA. 375 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:36,009 Barney: DON'T LET ANYTHING BOTHER YOU NOW! 376 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:45,285 MMM-MMM, MMM-MMM, MMM. 377 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,187 NOW. 378 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,427 YOU KEEP DOING THAT 379 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:59,166 YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE MY POOR OLD HEAD GRAYER THAN IT IS. 380 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,969 HEY, NOW, STOP. 381 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,703 OH, DON'T. 382 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,473 Barney: ANDY! 383 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,507 YEAH? 384 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,675 ANDY... 385 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,078 OH...WELL... HI, AND. 386 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,112 YEAH. 387 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,346 HI, HELEN. 388 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,450 UH, OVER HERE, OPE. 389 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,319 LISTEN, ANDY, A THOUSAND PARDONS. 390 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:22,055 YOU KNOW I'D NEVER BOTHER YOU AT A TIME LIKE THIS 391 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,590 IF IT WASN'T A REAL EMERGENCY. 392 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,425 WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS OPIE HURT? 393 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,693 NO, NOT THAT. HERE, OPE. 394 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:27,727 HERE. COME HERE. 395 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,196 HI, PA. HI, MISS CRUMP. 396 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,397 HI, OPE. HI. 397 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,631 HERE'S THE THING-- 398 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,300 I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE OPIE TO THE MOVIES... 399 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,734 YEAH. 400 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,570 YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT'S PLAYING AT THAT THEATER TODAY? 401 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,638 NO. 402 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,207 IT'S TWO OF THEM HORROR PICTURES. 403 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,009 ALL THE OTHER KIDS ARE GOING. 404 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,111 THE HOUSE OF BLOOD AND THE BEAST THAT ATE MINNESOTA. 405 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,480 I JUST DON'T WANT THE RESPONSIBILITY. 406 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,116 I MEAN, IF HE'S GONNA GET TRAUMAS 407 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,317 I DON'T WANT THEM ON MY HEAD. 408 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,052 I CALLED AUNT BEE, AND SHE AIN'T HOME, 409 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,153 SO THERE WAS NOTHING TO DO 410 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,554 BUT TO, WELL, LEAVE IT UP TO YOU. 411 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,523 PA, I SEEN A LOT WORSE PICTURES THAN THESE. 412 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,291 THESE AIN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY. 413 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,060 IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU, IT'S OKAY, 414 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,695 BUT I JUST DON'T WANT HIS WARPED PSYCHE ON MY HEAD, THAT'S ALL. 415 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,564 WELL, BARN, IT'S LIKE THIS... 416 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,099 YEAH? 417 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,036 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THE PICTURES. 418 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,037 GEE, THANKS, PA. 419 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,171 THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO HEAR. 420 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,572 MY JOB'S FINISHED. LET'S GO, OPE. 421 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,541 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE AND LET THEM GET BACK 422 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,742 TO WHAT THEY WERE DOING. 423 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,177 GO BACK AND DO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING. 424 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,311 WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 425 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,179 BARN! 426 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,280 SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD. 427 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,748 NOW YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WERE DOING. 428 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,416 COME ON, OPE. 429 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:32,059 HE'S TOO MUCH, YOU KNOW THAT? 430 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,027 YES, HE IS. 431 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,095 WELL... 432 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,396 TAKE A WALK? 433 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,464 FINE. 434 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,699 YEAH. 435 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,702 Barney: BYE, AND! HAVE FUN! 436 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,450 WELL... 437 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,822 I GUESS THIS IS... THIS IS FAR ENOUGH. 438 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,324 I HOPE SO. 439 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,127 WELL, AT LEAST NOBODY CAN WALK RIGHT IN ON US. 440 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,796 OH, YOU WANT TO BET? 441 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,498 LET'S HOPE NOT. 442 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,837 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 443 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,807 ANDY! 444 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:26,246 ANDY! 445 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,624 ANDY, YOU KNOW I'D NEVER DO A THING LIKE THIS TO YOU 446 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,126 UNLESS IT WAS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. 447 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,427 WHAT'S THE TROUBLE, BARNEY? 448 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,594 GEORGE, COME HERE. 449 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:42,695 WELL, HELLO, GEORGE. 450 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,431 HELLO, MISS CRUMP. HELLO, SHERIFF. 451 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,565 GEORGE. 452 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,167 BEAUTIFUL SPOT HERE. BEAUTIFUL DAY. 453 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,168 BEAUTIFUL. JUST BEAUTIFUL. 454 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,736 YEAH. WHAT'S THE TROUBLE? 455 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,439 WELL, UH, BARNEY HERE THOUGHT MAYBE I OUGHT TO COME DOWN. 456 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,706 SURE I DID. IT'S A BIG JOB. 457 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,408 I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO TAKE THE SET 458 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,577 ALL THE WAY INTO THE SHOP UNLESS HE EXPLAINED 459 00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,413 WHAT WAS WRONG SO YOU COULD MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND. 460 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,848 GO AHEAD, GEORGE. TELL HER. 461 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,684 YEAH, WELL, YOUR LINEAR CONTROL IS COMPLETELY SHOT. 462 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,686 THAT'S WHY YOUR PICTURE'S ALL WIGGLY. 463 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,188 THELMA LOU'S WAS LIKE THAT 464 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,190 AND YOU FIXED THAT RIGHT IN THE HOUSE. 465 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,259 YEAH...WELL, THAT WAS DIFFERENT. 466 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,194 WELL, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 467 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:17,597 BARN, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAD TO BRING GEORGE ALL THE WAY OUT HERE. 468 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,732 IF HE SAYS THE SET'S GOT TO GO IN THE SHOP 469 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,435 WHY DON'T YOU LET HIM TAKE THE SET IN THE SHOP? 470 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:23,570 YEAH. 471 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,572 IT'S A BIG JOB, ANDY. 472 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,574 GEORGE, JUST TAKE THE SET IN THE SHOP. 473 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,775 YEAH. 474 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,477 NOW DON'T BOTHER US ANYMORE, BARN. OKAY? 475 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,778 OKAY, I JUST THOUGHT I WAS, 476 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,480 YOU KNOW, DOING WHAT WAS BEST. 477 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,614 YEAH. YEAH. 478 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,784 LET'S GET IN THE BOAT, HELEN. 479 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,620 LOOKS LIKE THE SHERIFF'S KIND OF SORE, BARNEY. 480 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,889 YEAH, THEN WE BETTER LEAVE HIM ALONE. 481 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,825 THEY LOOKED A LOT BIGGER WHEN YOU CAUGHT THEM. 482 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,760 THEY ALWAYS LOOK BIGGER IN THE WATER. 483 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,363 BE GOOD. I'LL FRY 'EM UP. WE'LL HAVE 'EM FOR SUPPER. 484 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:51,631 HELLO THERE, FOLKS. HI. 485 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:52,665 YOU HAD SOME LUCK. 486 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:53,766 A LITTLE, YEAH. 487 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,834 GOOD. 488 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,203 MY NAME'S PETERSON. 489 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,770 I'M THE GAME WARDEN IN THIS DISTRICT. 490 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,172 I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU. 491 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,873 THIS IS HELEN CRUMP. I'M ANDY TAYLOR. 492 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,375 HOW DO YOU DO? 493 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,711 COULD I SEE YOUR LICENSE, PLEASE, MR. TAYLOR? 494 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:05,812 OH, SURE. 495 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,547 HERE, I GOT IT. 496 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,416 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 497 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:12,819 I MUST HAVE LEFT MY WALLET IN THE UNIFORM. 498 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,554 OH, NO. 499 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:15,788 YOU DON'T HAVE A LICENSE? 500 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,789 I GOT A LICENSE. 501 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,391 I JUST DON'T HAVE IT WITH ME. 502 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,627 I SEE, BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A LICENSE WITH YOU 503 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,961 WHEN YOU FISH. 504 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,396 THERE'S A FINE. 505 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,831 WELL, YEAH... 506 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,867 UM, LISTEN, I DON'T RECKON IT WOULD MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE 507 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,503 BUT I'M THE SHERIFF OVER IN MAYBERRY. 508 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,273 IS THAT SO? THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THE LAW, SHOULDN'T YOU? 509 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,507 COME ON, FOLKS. 510 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,409 WE CAN GO UP TO THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE 511 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,844 AND SET YOUR FINE. 512 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,346 WELL... 513 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,624 HELLO, BARNEY? 514 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:52,759 NO, THIS IS GOOBER. 515 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,461 BARNEY'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. 516 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:57,430 OH, WELL, GOOBER, THIS IS ANDY. 517 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,465 ANDY WHO? 518 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,300 ANDY TAYLOR. 519 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,901 YOU MEAN SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR? 520 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,803 YEAH, SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR. 521 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,538 NOW, LISTEN, GOOBER... 522 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,274 YOU CAN'T BE SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR. 523 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,708 SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR'S OUT IN THE WOODS 524 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:09,842 WITH MISS CRUMP. 525 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,311 WHICH ANDY TAYLOR ARE YOU? 526 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,612 NO, GOOBER, LISTEN. 527 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,681 THIS IS SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR. 528 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,950 I WANT YOU TO GIVE BARNEY A MESSAGE FOR ME, OKAY? 529 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,719 ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS IT? 530 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,621 ALL RIGHT, NOW LISTEN CAREFUL. 531 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,623 TELL BARNEY THAT HELEN AND I 532 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,658 ARE OVER AT THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE 533 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,959 IN SILER CITY. 534 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,896 I WAS FISHING AND I DIDN'T HAVE A LICENSE. 535 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,364 YEAH. 536 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,266 YOU REALLY SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR? 537 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,367 LISTEN, GOOBER. 538 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,968 JUST TELL BARNEY TO GET OVER HERE 539 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,970 AS FAST AS HE CAN WITH $25, OKAY? 540 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,973 $25. ALL RIGHT, ANDY, I'LL DO IT. 541 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,577 WAIT, ANDY! 542 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,046 HERE COMES BARNEY NOW. ANDY? 543 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,648 ANDY? HE HUNG UP. 544 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,350 WHAT'S UP, GOOBER? 545 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,852 WAS THAT ANDY ON THE PHONE? 546 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,421 YEAH. 547 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,489 NOW, BARNEY, YOU CAN BELIEVE THIS IF YOU WANT TO 548 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,558 BUT AT FIRST I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS ANDY. 549 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,959 SEE, I LEFT HIM AND MISS HELEN... 550 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,428 GOOBER, WHAT DID HE WANT? 551 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,729 HE LEFT A MESSAGE FOR YOU. 552 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:03,763 LET'S HAVE IT. 553 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,332 ALL RIGHT. 554 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:09,536 THEY'RE AT THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE 555 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,404 IN SILER CITY, 556 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,473 AND HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A LICENSE 557 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:16,409 AND HE WANTS YOU TO BRING $25 AS FAST AS YOU CAN. 558 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,477 NO. 559 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,745 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. 560 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:19,846 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 561 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:20,947 WHY DON'T YOU? 562 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,782 BECAUSE IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 563 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,083 I SET THE WHOLE THING UP 564 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,453 AND I NEVER ACTUALLY BELIEVED THAT... 565 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:28,621 ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT HE SAID? 566 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,557 ABSOLUTELY, WORD FOR WORD. 567 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,425 THE SON OF A GUN... THE OLD SON OF A GUN! 568 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,960 HE DID IT. HE REALLY WENT AND DID IT. 569 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,528 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 570 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,063 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DID HE DO? 571 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,565 WELL, THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED. 572 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:39,566 THEY ARE? 573 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:40,733 WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK 574 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:42,569 THEY'D BE AT THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE 575 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,103 GETTING A LICENSE AND NEEDING MONEY? 576 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,104 DON'T YOU SEE? 577 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,506 IT'S AS CLEAR AS DAY. 578 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,574 SURE! 579 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,376 ANDY'S GETTING MARRIED 580 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:52,111 AND I'M THE ONE THAT DID IT. 581 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,580 IS EVERYBODY READY? 582 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:54,881 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 583 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,616 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 584 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,818 NOW, AUNT BEE, THERE'S NO TIME 585 00:21:58,851 --> 00:21:59,852 FOR THAT KIND OF STUFF. 586 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,020 YOU CAN CRY LATER. 587 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:02,655 BUT WHY DO THEY HAVE TO DO IT THIS WAY? 588 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,524 BUT WHY CAN'T THEY HAVE A REAL WEDDING? 589 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:05,925 THIS IS THE BEST WAY. 590 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,794 SHORT AND SWEET AND USE THE MONEY FOR FURNITURE. 591 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,696 WE'VE GOT A WHOLE HOUSEFUL OF FURNITURE. 592 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,130 OPIE, HURRY DOWN HERE, WILL YOU? 593 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,765 HEY, BARNEY, IS PA GETTING MARRIED? 594 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:13,866 NEVER MIND THAT NOW. 595 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,001 I GOT THE RICE, BARN. 596 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,603 DID YOU GET THE SHOES AND TIN CANS? 597 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:17,837 YO! 598 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,539 NOW, REMEMBER, THE MINUTE WE PULL UP THERE 599 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,608 YOU TIE THE SHOES AND THE TIN CANS TO THE REAR BUMPER. 600 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:22,875 YO! 601 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,644 HEY, WHY IS AUNT BEE CRYING? 602 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,413 SHE'S CRYING BECAUSE SHE... 603 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,481 AUNT BEE, WILL YOU JUST STOP CRYING? 604 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:29,916 LET'S GO. COME ON. 605 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:44,931 OKAY, LET'S GO, EVERYBODY. 606 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,833 GOOBER, GET BUSY WITH THOSE SHOES AND CANS. 607 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,034 COME ON, EVERYBODY. 608 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:49,502 COME ON, HURRY UP. 609 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:50,603 COME ON. 610 00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:52,505 YOU OLD SON OF A GUN, HOW ARE YOU? 611 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:53,573 HERE, HELEN. 612 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:54,941 ANDY, WHY DIDN'T YOU LET US KNOW? 613 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:55,942 OH, HELEN... 614 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:57,644 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 615 00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,646 PA, ARE YOU REALLY GETTING MARRIED? 616 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,548 HERE'S THE MONEY FOR YOUR LICENSE. 617 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,583 DON'T WORRY ABOUT PAYING ME BACK. 618 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:04,817 THIS IS FOR A FISHING FINE. 619 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:05,952 WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED. 620 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,153 YOU'RE NOT? 621 00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:09,188 NO. OF COURSE NOT. 622 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,723 BARNEY! 623 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:12,725 YOU BEAT ANYTHING, BARNEY... 624 00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:13,926 ANDY! 625 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:28,741 MM. 626 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,543 NICE, ISN'T IT? 627 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,712 MM. A LOT DIFFERENT THAN YESTERDAY. 628 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,648 YEAH, YOU BETTER KNOW IT. 629 00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:36,983 I WONDER WHAT KIND OF DAY 630 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:39,118 THELMA LOU AND BARNEY ARE GONNA HAVE. 631 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,853 MM. I DON'T KNOW. 632 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:43,055 I FIGURE THE ONLY WAY WE CAN GET ANY PEACE AND QUIET 633 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,024 IS IF I GET HIM OUT IN THE WOODS. 634 00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:46,826 MYERS' LAKE'S A PRETTY PLACE. 635 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,895 OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 636 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,971 ANDY, I DROPPED MY FISHIN' POLE IN THE LAKE. 637 00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:00,573 I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD BORROW YOURS. 638 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,008 I HATE TO BOTHER YOU AT A TIME LIKE THIS. 639 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,510 JUST ONE OF THEM THINGS, THOUGH. 640 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:04,811 YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T BARGE IN ON YOU 641 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:05,978 IF IT WASN'T -- 642 00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,614 WHAT YOU BEEN DOING? 43563

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