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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:12,746 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:15,416 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:18,386 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:26,260 WELL, THAT BEATS ME. 5 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:30,164 HOW'D YOU GET THAT EGG IN THAT BOTTLE? 6 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:31,432 THE MOUTH OF THE BOTTLE 7 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:33,334 IS A GOOD QUARTER INCH SMALLER THAN THE EGG. 8 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,635 HOW'D YOU GET IT IN THERE? 9 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:35,836 SCIENTIFICALLY, PAW. 10 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,338 WELL, I KNOW IT'S SCIENTIFICALLY, 11 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:38,772 BUT HOW'D YOU GET IT IN THERE? 12 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,574 WELL, IT'S THE ATMOSPHERE, PAW. 13 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:42,343 FIRST, I HEATED UP THE BOTTLE. 14 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,612 THEN, I MADE THE EGG ALL SLIPPY WITH BUTTER. 15 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:47,315 I PUT THE EGG ON TOP, AND WHEN THE BOTTLE COOLED, 16 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:49,350 THE ATMOSPHERE PUSHED THE EGG DOWN. 17 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,586 WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED. THAT'S AMAZING. 18 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,088 MAKE A WISH, PAW. 19 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:55,256 OPE, I -- 20 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,225 COME ON, PAW. MAKE A WISH. 21 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,492 OH, ALL RIGHT. 22 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:00,194 OKAY. 23 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:04,232 WHAT IS THAT, A RUBBER WISHBONE? 24 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:07,168 NOT REALLY. I MADE IT RUBBER BY SOAKING IT IN VINEGAR. 25 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:09,637 WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THESE TRICKS? 26 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,505 THEY'RE NOT REALLY TRICKS, PAW. 27 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:12,540 THEY'RE FACTS OF SCIENCE. 28 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:13,774 SEE? 29 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:16,744 "20 SCIENTIFIC TRICKS A BOY CAN DO AT HOME 30 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,346 "BY SEYMOUR SCHRECK, 31 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:21,749 AUTHOR OF FILLING THE GARAGE ON A RAINY DAY." 32 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:24,485 YOU CAN KEEP IT FOR A WHILE AND READ UP ON IT. 33 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,320 I MIGHT DO THAT SOMETIME. 34 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:29,457 HERE. BETTER GET THE LUNCH DISHES HOME TO AUNT BEE. 35 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:30,724 OKAY. 36 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,726 AND THANKS FOR THE SCIENTIFIC DEMONSTRATION. 37 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,828 SAVE ME A TRIP TO THE WORLD'S FAIR. 38 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,197 THAT'S OKAY, PAW. BYE. 39 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:37,331 BYE. 40 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,301 SO LONG, PAW. 41 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,346 HOW YOU DOIN', BARNEY? 42 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:55,883 ANDY. 43 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,818 ASLEEP? NO. 44 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:00,854 NO, I WAS JUST WATCHING TRAFFIC. 45 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:03,324 HOW DO YOU WATCH TRAFFIC WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED? 46 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:04,458 THEY WEREN'T CLOSED. 47 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:05,793 JUST HAD 'EM SQUINCHED UP 48 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,728 SO THEY COULDN'T SEE ME LOOKING. 49 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:10,130 OH. 50 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,217 WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED. IT'S THE DARLINGS. 51 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,918 YEAH, CHARLENE'S GOT A BABY. 52 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,353 LOOKS LIKE. 53 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:46,534 HOWDY, SHERIFF. 54 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,704 HEY THERE, CHARLENE. HELLO, BOYS. 55 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,673 MR. DARLING, GLAD TO SEE YOU. 56 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,475 WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS? 57 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,310 WELL, WE GOT US AN ADDITION 58 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:57,845 TO THE THIRD GENERATION. 59 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:00,714 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 60 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:01,882 AIN'T SHE JUST PRETTY AS A PEACH? 61 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:02,916 OH, SHE IS. 62 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:04,385 HER NAME'S ANDELINA. 63 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:06,587 WE NAMED HER AFTER YOU, SHERIFF. 64 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,722 'CAUSE YOU DONE SO MUCH TO HELP US. 65 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:11,459 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT! 66 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:14,295 HELLO, THERE. 67 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:16,530 OH, YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FINGER? 68 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:17,631 GO AHEAD. 69 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:18,966 SHE'S A DARLING, ALL RIGHT. 70 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,834 JUST STRONG AS A BULL. 71 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,703 CAN SHE HOLD MY FINGER FOR A SECOND? 72 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:23,871 SURE, DEPUTY. 73 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,973 GO ON. 74 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:27,975 GRAB ON. 75 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:29,710 GO ON. 76 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,445 SHE WON'T TAKE MY FINGER. 77 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:33,714 WELL, I GUESS YOU JUST GOT ONE OF THOSE FINGERS 78 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:34,915 BABIES DON'T TAKE TO. 79 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:41,422 YOU BOYS MUST BE PRETTY PROUD TO BE UNCLES. 80 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:44,592 OH, THEY'RE TOO CHOKED UP TO SAY ANYTHING. 81 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:47,695 OH. WELL, COME ON IN OUT OF THE SUN. 82 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,298 COME ON, CHARLENE, MR. DARLING. 83 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,332 GET IN HERE. 84 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:52,500 COME ON, BOYS. 85 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:53,667 THAT'S A TIME. 86 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:55,936 BRING THAT THING ON IN HERE. 87 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,639 JABBER RIGHT AWAY, DON'T THEY? 88 00:03:58,672 --> 00:03:59,907 YEAH. 89 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,476 WELL, CHARLENE, WHERE'S YOUR HUSBAND? 90 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,612 DUD'S IN THE MOUNTAINS. 91 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:05,913 POSSUM SEASON. 92 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,415 WITH ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED, 93 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,417 HE'S GOT TO KEEP HIS NOSE TO POSSUM HOLE. 94 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,319 IS DUD IN POSSUM NOW? 95 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:13,321 MM-HMM. HE HAD TO MAKE A CHANGE. 96 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:14,722 HE WAS IN BEAVER, 97 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,990 BUT WADIN' IN AND OUT OF THEM CRICKS AND SWAMPS 98 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:19,560 JUST KEPT HIS HEAD STUFFED DAY AND NIGHT. 99 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,028 OH. 100 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,564 COOCHIE COOCHIE COO. CUTE. 101 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,668 WELL, MR. DARLING, 102 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,970 IT MUST BE A GREAT FEELING TO BE A GRANDFATHER. 103 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:31,339 'TIS. 'TIS. 104 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,873 GIVES YOU A FEELING OF IMMORTAL-LIKE 105 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:34,608 TO KNOW THAT DARLING BLOOD 106 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,844 WILL BE FLOWING THROUGH THEM MOUNTAINS 107 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,011 FOR YEARS TO COME. 108 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:39,046 THAT'S RIGHT. 109 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,548 MIGHTY NICE OF YOU 110 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:42,883 TO BRING LITTLE ANDELINA INTO TOWN TO SHOW US. 111 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,952 OH, THIS AIN'T "TO SHOW" TRIP. 112 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,454 IT'S GOT A PURPOSE. 113 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:47,355 OH? 114 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,622 IT'S A BETROTHING. 115 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:49,757 A BETROTHING? 116 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,625 WE'RE HERE TO FIND A YOUNG BOY 117 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,994 TO PLEDGE HIS HAND AND HEART TO ANDELINA. 118 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,396 YOU'RE KIDDING. 119 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:57,030 THAT'S WHAT EUROPEAN ROYALTY USED TO DO. 120 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:58,732 THE MINUTE THE BABY WAS BORN, 121 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,434 THEY'D PICK A MATE FOR IT. 122 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:01,902 THEY GOT IT FROM US. 123 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,504 WELL, THAT KILLS ME. 124 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:06,374 THREE-MONTH-OLD BABY GETTING ENGAGED. 125 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:09,710 HERE I AM 35 AND ONLY KEEPING STEADY COMPANY. 126 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:13,381 HAVE YOU GOT ANY CANDIDATES? 127 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:14,515 OH, NOT AS YET 128 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,917 BUT WE'LL FIND A YOUNG'UN SOMEWHERES. 129 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,820 THEY, UH, STILL HAVING BABIES, AIN'T THEY? 130 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:20,854 WELL, YEAH. 131 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:21,922 THEY SOUND SERIOUS. 132 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:23,056 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 133 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,458 THEY WON'T FIND ANYBODY 134 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:25,893 AND THEY'LL GO ON BACK HOME. 135 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:29,062 YOU KNOW, SHERIFF, UH, WE WAS KIND OF HOPING 136 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:32,800 THAT, UH, WELL, THAT YOU'D HELP SPREAD THE WORD. 137 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,068 YOU KNOW, THE, UH, YOUNG FELLA 138 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,970 THAT GETS ANDELINA HERE 139 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,673 COMES INTO A PRETTY GOOD DOWRY. 140 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:42,042 AN 8x10 COTTAGE ON THE BACK 20. 141 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:45,145 ALL IT NEEDS IS A ROOF, SOME FRESH MUD ON THE FLOOR. 142 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,780 IT'D BE A REAL PARADISE. 143 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,382 AND A COW COMES WITH IT. 144 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:50,418 A COW COMES RIGHT WITH IT, HUH? 145 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,052 AND TWO ACRES OF SIDE HILL 146 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:55,055 WITH GOOD, STRONG BOULDERS. 147 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,524 WELL, THAT SOUNDS 148 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,759 LIKE A GOOD DEAL, MR. DARLING 149 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,561 WOULDN'T YOU SAY, BARN? 150 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:01,729 YEAH. 151 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,431 I MEAN, A COW AND EVERYTHING 152 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:04,765 AND THEM BOULDERS. 153 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:07,701 BUT NOW, DON'T... DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED 154 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:10,704 IF YOU GET TURNED DOWN A FEW TIMES. 155 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:12,039 IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE, 156 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,841 WE'LL WRITE TO THAT EUROPE 157 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,843 AND BRING IN AN OUT-OF-TOWNER. 158 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,711 ANYWAYS, WE, UH... 159 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:20,113 WE GOT THE LITTLE GIRL. 160 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,683 THAT'S HALF THE BATTLE. 161 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:26,386 TOOK MY FINGER. 162 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:37,097 WELL... 163 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,132 HOWDY, SHERIFF. 164 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,901 THIS IS A SURPRISE. 165 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,670 AIN'T IT. 166 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:45,005 WELL, UH, COME ON IN, WON'T YOU? 167 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,107 BOYS. 168 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,476 HI, SHERIFF. 169 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:51,078 CHARLENE...BOYS. 170 00:06:58,519 --> 00:06:59,653 WELL, UH, 171 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:01,021 WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT THIS WAY 172 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,523 SO LATE AFTER SUPPER? 173 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,658 WE FINISHED LOOKIN' FOR THE DAY, 174 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:06,527 SO WE THOUGHT WE'D COME BY 175 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,596 AND PICK WITH YOU A LITTLE BIT. 176 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,998 OH, WELL, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING 177 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:13,601 I'D RATHER DO. 178 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,936 UH, SET DOWN. 179 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,204 BOYS. 180 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,106 CHARLENE. 181 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,612 WELL, DID YOU HAVE ANY LUCK 182 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,980 FINDING ANYBODY FOR ANDELINA TODAY? 183 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:29,483 WELL, WE COME ACROSS ONE YOUNG'UN 184 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:32,586 BUT HE HAD A BIG WART ON THE END OF HIS NOSE. 185 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,855 OH. WELL, THAT WOULDN'T DO. 186 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,995 OH, UH, YOU ALL REMEMBER MY AUNT BEE. 187 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,631 OF COURSE. 188 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:46,266 THE BABY. OH. 189 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,503 OH, ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL?! 190 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:52,506 OH, SHE'S A LITTLE ANGEL. 191 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,107 A LITTLE ANGEL. 192 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:58,278 OH, MAY I TAKE HER OVER TO MRS. JONES? 193 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:01,214 SHE LOVES BABIES. MAY I? 194 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:02,650 OH, SURE. 195 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:06,053 I'LL TAKE VERY, VERY GOOD CARE. 196 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:09,056 HERE WE GO TO MRS. JONES. 197 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:11,124 SHE'S JUST ADORABLE. 198 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:18,265 WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU ALL LIKE TO PLAY? 199 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:19,767 WE HEARD A NEW ONE. 200 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,234 IT'S CALLED "WET SHOES IN THE SUNSET." 201 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:22,636 THAT'S TOO SLOW, PA. 202 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,905 WELL, HOW ABOUT "TOE SACK FULL OF LOVE"? 203 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,074 YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T HEARD CHARLENE SING 204 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,241 IN A LONG TIME. 205 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:29,677 WELL, SING THAT LOVE SONG 206 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:30,744 THAT I LIKE SO WELL. 207 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,245 THAT MAKES YOU CRY, PAW. 208 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,947 WELL, I'LL FIGHT IT. 209 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,898 * THERE IS A TIME 210 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:52,700 * FOR LOVE AND LAUGHTER 211 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,301 * THE DAYS WILL PASS 212 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,969 * LIKE SUMMER STORMS 213 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:57,805 * THE WINTER WIND 214 00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,673 * WILL FOLLOW AFTER 215 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,609 * BUT THERE IS LOVE 216 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,043 * AND LOVE IS WARM 217 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,978 * THERE IS A TIME 218 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,847 * FOR US TO WANDER 219 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,782 * WHEN TIME IS YOUNG 220 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,818 * AND SO ARE WE 221 00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:12,352 * THE WOODS ARE GREENER 222 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,254 * OVER YONDER 223 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,989 * THE PATH IS NEW 224 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,725 * THE WORLD IS FREE 225 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,292 * THERE IS A TIME 226 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,161 * WHEN LEAVES ARE FALLING 227 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:22,996 * THE WOODS ARE GRAY 228 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:24,865 * THE PATHS ARE OLD 229 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,867 * THE SNOW WILL COME 230 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,736 * WHEN GEESE ARE CALLING 231 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,838 * WE NEED A FIRE 232 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,873 * AGAINST THE COLD 233 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,274 * THERE IS A TIME 234 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,710 * FOR US TO WANDER 235 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:37,878 * WHEN TIME IS YOUNG 236 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,880 * AND SO ARE WE 237 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,015 * THE WOODS ARE GREENER 238 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,751 * OVER YONDER 239 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,653 * THE PATH IS NEW 240 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,855 * THE WORLD IS FREE 241 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,370 * THERE IS A TIME 242 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,238 * FOR US TO WANDER 243 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,140 * WHEN TIME IS YOUNG 244 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,042 * AND SO ARE WE 245 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,211 * THE WOODS ARE GREENER 246 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,780 * OVER YONDER 247 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,381 * THE PATH IS NEW 248 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,283 * THE WORLD IS FREE 249 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,185 * THE PATH IS NEW 250 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:21,288 * THE WORLD IS FREE 251 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,203 WELL, I BELIEVE THAT'S THE PRETTIEST THING 252 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,270 I EVER HEARD. 253 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,773 I'M ALL WASHED, PAW. 254 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,742 OH, OP. 255 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:45,078 YOU REMEMBER MR. DARLING, CHARLENE AND THE BOYS. 256 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,047 HI. 257 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,917 HEY, I PLUMB FORGOT YOU HAD A YOUNG'UN, SHERIFF. 258 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,185 HE'S TALLER THAN A STORK ON A STILT. 259 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,023 HE'S GOT HIS PAW'S PRETTINESS, TOO. 260 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,191 DID YOU WASH YOUR ARMS? YEAH, PAW. 261 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,292 THAT'S A TIME. 262 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,061 SAY GOOD NIGHT TO EVERYBODY. 263 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,229 NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 264 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,364 GOOD NIGHT. 265 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:07,234 NICELY MANNERED. 266 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,236 PAW? HMM? 267 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,437 IS IT OKAY 268 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,140 IF I DON'T KISS YOU IN FRONT OF COMPANY? 269 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,474 OKAY. 270 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,143 GOOD NIGHT. 271 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:19,079 GOOD NIGHT, PAW. 272 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,381 PRETTY NICE YOUNGSTER YOU GOT THERE. 273 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,950 THANK YOU. 274 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,852 LOTS OF BEHAVIOR, TOO. 275 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,854 WHAT DO YOU THINK, CHARLENE? 276 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,155 OH, HE'S A FINE BOY. 277 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,090 HE'S PERFECTLY MANNERIZED. 278 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,992 HOW OLD IS HE, SHERIFF? 279 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,093 10. 280 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,262 WELL, THAT AIN'T SO BAD, CHARLENE. 281 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,264 YOUR MA WAS 17 WHEN I WAS 30. 282 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,133 OF COURSE I WAS HER SECOND HUSBAND, YOU KNOW. 283 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:43,236 HER FIRST HUSBAND GOT RUN OVER BY A TEAM OF HOGS. 284 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,839 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, MR. DARLING. HOLD ON. 285 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,307 ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY...? 286 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,776 THAT'S RIGHT. 287 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:51,344 YOUR OPIE AND OUR ANDELINA'S BEING PLEDGED. 288 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,413 THE DARLINGS AND THE TAYLOR. 289 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,715 ONCE TWAIN SHALL BE AS ONE. 290 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,994 NO, MR. DARLING! 291 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,296 ABSOLUTELY NOT! 292 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,865 I KNEW YOU'D GET EXCITED AT THE IDEA. 293 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,802 WHY, YOUR FACE IS SO FULL OF PRIDE RIGHT NOW 294 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,103 IT'S AS RED AS A TOMATO. 295 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,470 IT'S CRAZY. IT'S JUST CRAZY. 296 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,206 NOW, WE GOT SOME PAPERS HERE. 297 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,008 THEY'S MADE UP BY OUR PREACHER 298 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,142 SO THEY'RE ALL LEGAL. 299 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,111 YOU CAN SEE IT ACCOUNTS FOR THE COW, 300 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:27,114 THE TWO ACRES OF SIDE HILL WITH GOOD, STRONG BOULDERS, 301 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,082 THE HOUSE WITHOUT THE ROOF... 302 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,117 MR. DARLING... 303 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,284 IF YOU WANT A ROOF, 304 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,953 YOU GOT TO PUT THAT ON YOURSELF. 305 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,254 THIS CAN'T ALL BE ONE WAY. 306 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,356 IF YOU'LL JUST SIGN IT RIGHT HERE... 307 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,091 OPIE'S ONLY 10 YEARS OLD! 308 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,960 WE'RE WILLING TO OVERLOOK THAT. 309 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,162 THERE'S STILL TIME TO GET HIM PLEDGED. 310 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:45,232 OPIE AND ANDELINA ARE GOING TO BE SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE. 311 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,267 THEY'LL JUST BE SO SWEET TOGETHER. 312 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,335 NO, CHARLENE. 313 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,469 SHERIFF... 314 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,139 TAKE THE ADVICE OF A WORLDLY PERSON. 315 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,807 ONCE IN A MAN'S LIFE 316 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,243 HE FALLS INTO A POT OF RICHES. 317 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,846 NOW, THAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 318 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,513 THERE'S GRACIOUS IN GIVING 319 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,850 AND THERE'S GRACIOUS IN TAKING. 320 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,218 NOW, YOU'VE BEEN GIVING ALL YOUR LIFE. 321 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,287 IT'S TIME TO DO SOME TAKING. 322 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,856 BE GRACIOUS. 323 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,323 MR. DARLING... 324 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:13,493 NO MORE COURTING FOR TONIGHT. 325 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,930 I CAN SEE YER'S ALL CHOKED UP. 326 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:22,102 NOW, WE'LL, WE'LL LEAVE THE SIGNING TILL TOMORROW. 327 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,905 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY ON THE TRUCK! 328 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:28,608 CHARLENE, GO SEE IF MISS BEE'S BACK WITH THE BRIDE. 329 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,610 SON, I JUST CAN'T TELL YOU 330 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,947 HOW GLAD I AM THAT WE'S GONNA BE KIN. 331 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:38,852 SAY GOOD NIGHT TO YOUR DADDY-IN-LAW, ANDELINA. 332 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,326 WELL, THEY CAN'T BE SERIOUS, ANDY. 333 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,628 I MEAN, AS LONG AS YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT 334 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,297 AND TAKEN YOUR STAND, 335 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,033 THEY GOT TO FORGET ABOUT IT AND HEAD BACK TO THE HILLS. 336 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,902 THE OLD MAN'S PRETTY STUBBORN. 337 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,269 IT'S HARD TO SAY NO TO A MAN 338 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,638 THAT WON'T TAKE NO AS PART OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. 339 00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,940 GOT TO BE FIRM. 340 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,042 YEAH. 341 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,912 YOU KNOW, A FEW YEARS BACK 342 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,546 A SIMILAR THING HAPPENED TO ME. 343 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,915 YEAH? 344 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,616 MAYBE I NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT IT. 345 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,452 THE GIRL'S NAME WAS HALCYON LORETTA WINSLOW. 346 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,921 PRETTY NAME. 347 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,323 UGLIEST GIRL YOU EVER SAW IN YOUR LIFE. 348 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,359 WHAT HAPPENED WAS HER FATHER GOT IT IN HIS HEAD 349 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,194 THAT I SHOULD MARRY HALCYON. 350 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,964 YOU KNOW, HE SAW MY PICTURE IN THE PAPER. 351 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,199 YOU REMEMBER WHEN I WON THAT CHURCH RAFFLE? 352 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,600 FOUR FREE HAIRCUTS? 353 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,036 OH, YEAH. 354 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,538 PICTURE WAS ALL OVER THE FRONT PAGE. 355 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,107 YOU KNOW HOW THAT AFFECTS PEOPLE. 356 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,275 THEY GO CRAZY. 357 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:38,078 AND RIGHT AWAY HE SAW "CIVIL SERVANT." 358 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,246 SECURITY, RIGHT? 359 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,413 YEAH. 360 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:41,548 AND HE SAW "UNMARRIED." 361 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,351 AND AT THE TIME, I WAS ONLY THREE-O. 362 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,518 THIRTY? 363 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,154 RIGHT. 364 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,222 HE SAW IN ME AN UNTAPPED SOURCE OF LIFETIME HAPPINESS 365 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:50,657 FOR HIS UGLY DAUGHTER. 366 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,159 SO, NEEDLESS TO SAY 367 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,995 THEY GOT MY PHONE NUMBER FROM THE BARBER 368 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,497 AND, WELL, THE REST IS HISTORY. 369 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,033 I DON'T BELIEVE I EVER HEARD OF IT. 370 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,168 YOU DIDN'T? 371 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,669 MNH-MNH. 372 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:07,607 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, IT'S LIKE A TALE OUT OF TWO CITIES. 373 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,710 FIRST, I ONLY SAW THE OLD MAN FOR ABOUT A WEEK. 374 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,579 HE MADE ME A TERRIFIC OFFER: 375 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,548 THIRD INTEREST IN A PRUNE-PITTING OPERATION. 376 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,317 A LOT OF MONEY IN THAT. 377 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,986 WELL, YOU GOT TO LIKE IT. 378 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,587 FULL USE OF THE COMPANY CAR, 379 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,455 AN INTEREST IN THE FAMILY HOME 380 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:26,026 AND A BEAUTIFUL HILLSIDE PLOT IN THE MT. PILOT CEMETERY. 381 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:29,629 THAT BURIAL PART ALONE'S WORTH A FORTUNE. 382 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,366 WELL, YOU KNOW ME. 383 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,035 WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS, 384 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,504 OLD BARN'S GOT TO AT LEAST TAKE A PEEK 385 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,739 AND SEE IF THERE'S ANYBODY ON THE STOOP. 386 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,241 YEAH. 387 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,476 WELL, ANYWAY, THE OLD MAN MADE A DATE 388 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,980 FOR ALL OF US TO MEET DOWN AT KLEIN'S COFFEEHOUSE 389 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,349 FOR AN AMERICAN CHEESE AND GARNI. 390 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,118 YEAH. FINALLY MET HER, HUH? 391 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,252 OH, BOY. 392 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,386 NOT TOO PRETTY? 393 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,521 BEASTO MARISTO. 394 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,755 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU 395 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,391 THAT CHEESE SANDWICH STUCK RIGHT THERE 396 00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,726 FOR ABOUT THREE DAYS. 397 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,229 HOW'D YOU FINALLY GET OFF THE HOOK? 398 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:05,532 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I PAID FOR MY OWN CHEESE SANDWICH. 399 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,200 WIPE OUT ANY OBLIGATION. 400 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:10,170 RIGHT. AND THEN I TOOK THE OLD MAN TO ONE SIDE 401 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,406 AND I TOLD HIM STRAIGHT OUT, "N-O," A FLAT NO DICE. 402 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,245 BUT HE KEPT AFTER ME-- 403 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,679 LETTERS, PHONE CALLS, 404 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:23,216 DRIVING THAT COMPANY CAR BY, ALL SHINY AND NEW-- 405 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,717 AND I HELD MY GROUND. 406 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:28,621 PRETTY SOON, HE GOT THE IDEA, AND THAT WAS THE END OF IT. 407 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,323 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HALCYON? 408 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,792 WELL, YOU KNOW, SHE WENT EAST TO ONE OF THEM SCHOOLS 409 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,162 WHERE THEY TRIM YOU DOWN, CLEAR YOUR SKIN, 410 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,430 MAKE YOU WALK AROUND WITHA BOOK ON YOUR HEAD. 411 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:38,798 YEAH? YEAH. 412 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,667 DON'T TELL ME SHE TURNED OUT TO BE BEAUTIFUL. 413 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,769 NO, SHE'S STILL UGLY, SINGLE, AND PITTING PRUNES. 414 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:48,341 WELL... 415 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,642 IT'S TAKEN A WHILE, 416 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,079 BUT I GATHER YOU'RE SAYING IF I KEEP A FIRM NO, 417 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,281 THE DARLINGS WILL GO HOME AND FORGET IT. 418 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,183 TOUCHE. MMM. 419 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,487 HI, PAW. 420 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,654 WHAT'S GOING ON? 421 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,124 WHAT YOU WEARING YOUR SUNDAY SUIT FOR? 422 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,226 THIS AIN'T MY SUNDAY SUIT, PAW. 423 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,397 THAT'S BRAND-NEW. 424 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,165 LOOK AT THAT-- THAT'S TROPICAL WORSTED. 425 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,334 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? 426 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,735 I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET. 427 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,570 MR. DARLING AND MISS CHARLENE TOOK ME 428 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,172 INTO WEAVER'S DEPARTMENT STORE. 429 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,840 NEXT THING I KNEW, I WAS IN THIS SUIT. 430 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,675 THEY TOLD ME IT WAS MINE TO KEEP. 431 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,177 NOW, THAT DOES IT. 432 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,546 I'M GOING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS. 433 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,481 IT'D BE A SHAME TO GIVE THIS BACK. 434 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,682 BARN! 435 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,652 COME ON. 436 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,294 CHARLENE, WHERE'S AUNT BEE?! 437 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,596 SHE'S OUT IN THE KITCHEN MAKING SANDWICHES. 438 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,764 HERE, WANT ONE? 439 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,633 CHARLENE, WHAT'S GOING ON?! 440 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,268 IT'S AN ENGAGEMENT PARTY. 441 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,537 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 442 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,838 THERE'S NO ENGAGEMENT! 443 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,473 THERE'S GOT TO BE AN ENGAGEMENT 444 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,208 IF THERE'S GOING TO BE A MARRIAGE. 445 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,509 NOW, LOOK, CHARLENE... 446 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:57,610 LOOK, MR. DARLING... 447 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,212 WHAT IS THIS THING ANYWAY? 448 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,547 IT'S A EGG IN A BOTTLE. 449 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,814 NOW, LOOK... 450 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,650 I AIN'T NEVER SEEN 'EM FIXED LIKE THAT AFORE. 451 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,885 I THINK I'LL PASS IT UP FOR THE TIME BEING. 452 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,154 WILL YOU SIT DOWN?! 453 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,755 NOW, LOOK, MR. DARLING... 454 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,158 I'M TRYING TO TALK TO YOU 455 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,492 ABOUT THIS MARRIAGE! 456 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:13,660 ROUGH, AIN'T IT? 457 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,728 IT AFFECTS ME THE SAME WAY. 458 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,763 PAW? 459 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,265 GO SIT DOWN, OPIE! 460 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,767 NOW, LOOK, MR. DARLING, THIS AIN'T GONNA WORK. 461 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,838 WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! 462 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,241 OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHIN' ABOUT IT. 463 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,642 WE'RE GONNA DRINK A LITTLE 464 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,344 AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY A LITTLE 465 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,646 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA EAT ALL THAT FOOD WE BRUNG 466 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:34,781 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA 467 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,816 HAVE THE A-SIGNIN' OF THE AGREEMENT. 468 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,386 THERE YOU GO. 469 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,391 PAW, I DON'T WANT TO MARRY HER. 470 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,792 MR. DARLING... 471 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,595 DON'T THEY MAKE A NICE 472 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,929 THEY'S MATCHED TOGETHER 473 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,798 LIKE A RACY TEAM OF BUGGY MULES. 474 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,507 HEY, OPE, LISTEN... 475 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,414 YOU'RE ON DUTY! 476 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,850 ONE OF THE BOYS JUST SAID THIS WAS MULBERRY SQUEEZINS. 477 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,891 THAT'S ALL IT IS. 478 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,527 MULBERRY SQUEEZINS. 479 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,829 Darling: WHERE'S THE GROOM? 480 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,397 HE'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 481 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,499 HOW ABOUT ME JOINING THE BOYS IN A NUMBER? 482 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,834 WHAT'LL IT BE, SHERIFF? 483 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,403 HOW 'BOUT THAT "EVO WALKER" THE BOYS DO SO GOOD? 484 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,805 WELL, JUST HANG ON TO SOMETHING. 485 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,541 A-ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO... 486 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,650 * NOW, EVO WALKER WAS BORN IN KENTUCKY * 487 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,652 * AND RAISED BY HIS DADDY ON A HILLSIDE FARM * 488 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,454 * HE TOOK UP FIDDLE PLAYIN' JUST FOR FUN * 489 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,357 * THAT'S THE LAST WORK THAT EVO WALKER DONE * 490 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,924 * EVO WALKER WAS A MIGHTY FINE FIDDLE PLAYER * 491 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,693 * EVO WALKER WAS A MIGHTY FINE FIDDLE PLAYER * 492 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,295 * WELL, EVO WALKER, HE LEFT KENTUCKY * 493 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,630 * 'CAUSE EVO'S DADDY SAID "DURN YER HIDE * 494 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,332 * "YOU WON'T PLANT CORN AND YOU WON'T MAKE HAY * 495 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:03,636 * SIT ON THE PORCH AND YOU PLAY THAT THING ALL DAY" * 496 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,572 * EVO WALKER WAS A MIGHTY FINE FIDDLE PLAYER * 497 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,518 * WELL, EVO WALKER, HE WALKED AND HE FIDDLED * 498 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,753 * AND HE WALKED AND HE FIDDLED AND HE FIDDLED TILL HE DIED * 499 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,522 * BUT I'VE HEARD TELL WHEN THE WIND IS DOWN * 500 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,291 * AND THE MOON SHINES BRIGHT AND THE LEAVES ARE BROWN * 501 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,926 * YOU CAN HEAR OLD EVO FIDDLIN' ALL A... * 502 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,728 * ROUND 503 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,736 OH, NOW, THAT WAS SOME KIND OF FINE 504 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,037 I'M HERE TO TELL YOU. 505 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,372 AND LOOKIT THERE-- 506 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,374 THE BOY'S A-GETTIN' EAGER. 507 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,943 NOW'S AS GOOD A TIME TO SIGN THE AGREEMENT AS ANY. 508 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,779 Andy: WELL, I'LL GO ALONG WITH THAT. 509 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:47,980 ANDY, WAIT A MINUTE! 510 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,582 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ANDY? 511 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:50,917 BARN, STAY OUT OF THIS. 512 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:51,984 NO, I WILL NOT! 513 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,953 I'VE KNOWN THIS LITTLE BOY 514 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,588 EVER SINCE HE WAS A BABY. 515 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:56,856 HE'S LIKE MY OWN SON 516 00:20:56,889 --> 00:21:00,026 AND HE'S NOT GOING TO GET ENGAGED TO ANYBODY 517 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:04,531 AND ANYBODY WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS GONNA HAVE TO RECKON WITH ME. 518 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,037 WELL... 519 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,376 SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION, MR. DARLING. 520 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,577 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 521 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,612 NOW, IF YOU JUST SIGN RIGHT THERE. 522 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,548 SIGN ON THEM TWO LINES RIGHT THERE. 523 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:22,782 I'LL TELL 'IM. 524 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,050 SHE'S MY CHILD. 525 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:27,387 YOU JUST SIGN ON THEM TWO LINES RIGHT THERE. 526 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,488 OKAY. 527 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,089 OKAY, OPE. 528 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,858 UH, JUST A MINUTE. 529 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,529 WITNESS ALL YE HERE 530 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,865 THE SIGNING IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE. 531 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:39,899 GO AHEAD, BOY. 532 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,401 IN THE NAME OF THE... 533 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,403 BARNEY, GO IN THE KITCHEN. 534 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,908 NOW... NOW, WAIT. 535 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,043 EEBUM-SHOOBUM 536 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:53,380 SHOOBUM-SHOOBUM. 537 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,981 WHAT'S THAT? 538 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,349 OH, NOTHING. 539 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:58,485 THAT'S JUST... SOMETHING WE SAY. 540 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,028 OKAY. 541 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:18,805 OKAY. 542 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,040 THERE YOU ARE. 543 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,074 WELL... 544 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:23,810 THERE SHE IS, BOY. 545 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,812 SHE'S DONE AND DONE. 546 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:38,525 PAW, THEM SIGNATURES DISAPPEARED. 547 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,593 DID YOU SEE THAT? 548 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:43,362 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 549 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,499 YOU GOT WITCHERY IN YOUR HOUSE. 550 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,067 WELL, JUST A LITTLE ON MY MAMA'S SIDE. 551 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,536 DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME. 552 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:51,538 DON'T TOUCH ME! IT MIGHT BE CATCHY. 553 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:55,908 WELL, OPE? 554 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,877 THAT DISAPPEARING INK WORKED SWELL, DIDN'T IT, PAW? 555 00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,111 IT'S JUST TERRIBLE! 556 00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:00,880 WHY DID YOU DO IT, ANDY 557 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:01,981 IT'S OVER, BARN. 558 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,583 WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S OVER? 559 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,151 MAYBE YOU BETTER GO UPSTAIRS. 560 00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:06,453 I'LL TAKE HIM HOME. 561 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,920 BARN, THIS ISN'T LIKE YOU. 562 00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:09,155 WELL, I DON'T CARE. 563 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,598 OH, GOOD. GOOD. EXTRA GOOD. 564 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,667 WASN'T THAT GOOD, ANDELINA? 565 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,935 OH, SHE LIKED THAT. DID YOU SEE HER CHUCKLE? 566 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:25,137 WELL, MR. DARLING, I CAN'T TELL YOU 567 00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:28,040 HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE YOU COMIN' BACK LIKE THIS 568 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,142 AND NOT HOLDING THAT AGAINST ME. 569 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:34,514 WELL, SHERIFF, ME AND THE BOYS -- WE GOT TO TALKIN' 570 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,949 AND WE DECIDED THAT SINCE THERE'S SOME WITCHES 571 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:39,519 LIVES UP AROUND OUR PLACE THAT WE VISIT WITH 572 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:42,121 AND TALK TO AND EVERYTHING, EVEN GO TO CHURCH WITH, 573 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:44,757 THERE AIN'T NO REASON THAT WE CAN'T ASSOCIATE WITH YOU. 574 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:47,226 WELL, NOW, THAT'S JUST ABOUT THE NICEST THING 575 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,895 I EVER HEARD OF. 576 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,830 NOW, THAT DON'T MEAN THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET 577 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,799 TO MARRY YOUR SON OFF TO MY GRANDDAUGHTER. 578 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:55,835 OH, WELL, I UNDERSTAND THAT. 579 00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:58,871 LET'S SEAL IT WITH A SONG. 580 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:01,774 HOW ABOUT "WILL YOU LOVE ME WHEN I'M OLD AND UGLY"? 581 00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:04,544 OH, NO, PAW, THAT'N MAKES THE BABY CRY. 582 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:08,615 OH. WELL, HOW ABOUT "STAY ALL NIGHT, STAY A LITTLE LONGER"? 583 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:09,949 WELL, HANG ON. 584 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:12,218 A-ONE AND A-TWO AND A-ONE. 585 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:21,528 * STAY ALL NIGHT, STAY A LITTLE LONGER * 586 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,129 * DANCE ALL NIGHT, DANCE A LITTLE LONGER * 587 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,064 * TAKE OFF YOUR COAT AND THROW IT IN THE CORNER * 588 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,934 * CAN'T SEE WHY YOU DON'T STAY A LITTLE LONGER * 589 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:38,711 * I GOT A GAL, HER NAME IS SALLY * 590 00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:40,513 * SHE LIVES DOWN THE SHINBONE VALLEY * 591 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,114 * NUMBER ON THE GATE, NUMBER ON THE DOOR * 592 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:45,518 * THE NEXT HOUSE OVER IS THE GROCERY STORE * 40009

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