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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,680 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:15,316 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:18,519 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:28,296 OH, MORNIN', BARN. 5 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:30,364 MORNIN', ANDY. 6 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,534 WELL, I SEE YOU FORGOT. 7 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,438 FORGOT WHAT? 8 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:38,739 WHAT DAY THIS IS. 9 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:41,709 MAY 16th FIVE YEARS AGO-- WHAT HAPPENED? 10 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,611 SOMETHIN' HAPPENED TO YOU? 11 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:44,645 YEAH. 12 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:46,514 WELL, THINK. 13 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:50,284 UH...YOU MET THELMA LOU? 14 00:00:50,318 --> 00:00:53,654 NO. THAT WAS IN 1960 AT WILTON BLAIR'S FUNERAL. 15 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,456 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 16 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:56,457 TRY AGAIN. 17 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,658 OH, YOU MOVED 18 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,594 INTO MISS MENDELBRIGHT'S BOARDIN' HOUSE? 19 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:01,595 NO. 20 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:03,231 AS FAR AS I CAN FIGURE, 21 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:04,665 THEY'RE THE HIGH SPOTS. 22 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:06,167 I WANT YOU TO TRY AND GUESS. 23 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,468 I CAN'T GUESS. 24 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:08,769 COME ON, GUESS! 25 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:09,770 BARNEY... 26 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:10,804 WILL YOU GUESS? 27 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:11,839 WELL... 28 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:13,641 I JOINED THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 29 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:16,177 MAN, YOU'D THINK THAT'D BE THE KIND OF A DAY 30 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:18,246 YOU'D REMEMBER RIGHT OFF THE BAT. 31 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:19,313 WELL, I HAD IT. 32 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:21,215 I WAS ABOUT TO COME OUT WITH IT. 33 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:22,250 WELL, IT'S OKAY. 34 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:23,551 JUST HAPPENED TO BE 35 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:27,121 A PRETTY IMPORTANT DAY IN MY LIFE. 36 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:28,456 OH, WELL, YEAH. 37 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:31,792 IT'S JUST THAT I'VE BEEN SO DARN BUSY. 38 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,661 IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. 39 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:35,796 WELL...I'M SORRY. 40 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,265 IT'S OKAY, BELIEVE ME. 41 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:39,400 THESE THINGS HAPPEN, I KNOW THAT. 42 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,768 I UNDERSTAND. SO LET'S JUST DROP IT. 43 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,470 OKAY. 44 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:47,275 I JUST HAPPEN TO BE THE ONLY DEPUTY YOU'VE GOT. 45 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:50,178 I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GIGANTIC THING TO REMEMBER. 46 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:51,212 BARN, I... 47 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:52,846 YOU WANT TO FORGET IT? 48 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,148 WELL, I... 49 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,850 LET'S CONSIDER THE SUBJECT CLOSED. 50 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,486 OKAY. 51 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:04,925 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, ANDY, BUT... 52 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,328 JOININ' THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE 53 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:10,164 WAS A PRETTY BIG DECISION FOR ME. 54 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:12,200 WELL, YEAH, IT WOULD BE. 55 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:15,303 YOU KNOW, I THINK I WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE A LAWMAN. 56 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,205 HMM. 57 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:20,441 AND LET ME SAY THIS, ANDY, 58 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:25,879 A BIG PART OF IT HAS BEEN WORKIN' WITH YOU. 59 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:27,648 GOOD. 60 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:32,553 WELL, DON'T GET OVEREMOTIONAL ABOUT IT. 61 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:36,324 BOY, YOU'RE REALLY A SENTIMENTAL ONE, AREN'T YA? 62 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:37,691 WELL, NOW, BARN... 63 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:40,394 FORGET IT, FORGET IT, FORGET IT. 64 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:43,197 ANY CALLS? 65 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:44,598 YEAH, ONE. 66 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:47,868 THERE'S A BENT LAMPPOST OVER ON THE CORNER OF MAPLE. 67 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:50,238 WELL, I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT. 68 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:55,543 SPEND FIVE YEARS IN THE PLACE, IT'S LIKE NOBODY EVEN NOTICED. 69 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,554 SARAH? GET ME AUNT BEE. 70 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:12,260 AUNT BEE? LISTEN, BARNEY'S PRETTY UPSET. 71 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:16,664 YEAH, I THINK WE BETTER HAVE THE PARTY A LITTLE EARLIER. 72 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,666 ABOUT, YEAH, ABOUT 4:00. 73 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:22,303 YEAH. WELL, I HAVE TO RUN OVER TO MT. PILOT 74 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:24,472 TO THE CIVIL SERVICE OFFICE 75 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:27,441 BUT I'M SURE I'LL BE BACK BY THEN. 76 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:29,243 YEAH. OKAY. BYE. 77 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:33,414 WELL, WHAT MADE 'EM DECIDE TO PUT SHERIFF'S DEPUTIES 78 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:35,283 UNDER CIVIL SERVICE ALL OF A SUDDEN? 79 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,918 THERE'S BEEN TOO MUCH HANDING OUT OF DEPUTY BADGES. 80 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,788 A LOT OF FELLAS HAVE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF THE PRIVILEGE. 81 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,691 SO THE STATE FELT IT COULD CONTROL THE SITUATION BETTER 82 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,559 IF IT WAS PUT UNDER CIVIL SERVICE. 83 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:46,794 OH, I SEE. 84 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,730 WHAT ABOUT THESE NEW PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS? 85 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,699 FIVE-FOOT-EIGHT, 145 POUNDS-- 86 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,568 THAT'S JUST FOR NEW PERSONNEL, ISN'T IT? 87 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:56,304 OH, NO. ALL DEPUTIES. 88 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:58,672 WHAT ABOUT A MAN THAT'S BEEN IN FOR FIVE YEARS? 89 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:00,708 HE'LL STILL HAVE TO MEET THE REQUIREMENTS. 90 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:03,911 WELL, WHAT IF HE'S PROVED HE CAN DO HIS JOB REAL WELL? 91 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:07,715 SORRY. THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS. 92 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:11,285 WE'LL RUN THIS CHECK IN A WEEK. 93 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,986 I'LL, UH, CALL YOU. 94 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,021 HMM. 95 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,927 BARNEY WILL LOVE IT, WON'T HE, OPIE? 96 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,463 NEVER KNOW HOW I DID IT. I JUST DID IT. 97 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:24,665 I'LL GO WATCH FOR BARNEY. OKAY. 98 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,700 I THINK WE'D BETTER GET EVERYTHING IN THE BACK 99 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:28,001 BEFORE HE GETS HERE. 100 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,503 YES, WE WANT IT TO BE A REAL SURPRISE. 101 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:31,372 KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED, OPIE! Opie: I WILL. 102 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:33,474 OH, HE'S A SMART BOY. JUST AS SHARP AS THEY COME. 103 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:34,942 DIDN'T YOU SAY ANDY'D BE BACK BY NOW? 104 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,377 I KNOW, BUT THAT MEETING IN MT. PILOT 105 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:37,611 MUST HAVE HELD HIM UP. 106 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:38,979 OH, I HOPE HE ISN'T GOING TO BE LATE. 107 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,815 OH, IT'S A NICE THING YOU'RE DOING FOR BARNEY. 108 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,617 I WONDER WHERE HE'S BEEN. 109 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,519 DIDN'T YOU SAY HE WAS OUT ON PATROL? 110 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:46,887 WELL, I MEAN LAST MONDAY. 111 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,856 USUALLY GETS A HAIRCUT EVERY THIRD MONDAY. 112 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,592 YEAH, I ALWAYS ENJOY CUTTING BARNEY'S HAIR. 113 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,895 HIS EARS KIND OF WING OUT, AND IT GIVES YOU ROOM TO WORK. 114 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,864 HE'S COMING AROUND THE CORNER! 115 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,599 BARNEY'S COMING, EVERYBODY! HE'S COMING. 116 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,768 OH, AND ANDY ISN'T HERE. WE'LL HAVE TO START WITHOUT HIM. 117 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,470 COME ON, LET'S GET IN THE BACK ROOM. 118 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,772 GOOD TIPPER, TOO. NOTHING TIGHT ABOUT HIM. 119 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:05,839 COME ON. 120 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,927 Together: SURPRISE! 121 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,897 CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FIFTH ANNIVERSARY. 122 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,632 CONGRATULATIONS, BARNEY. 123 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,502 OH, IT'S THE BEST OF EVERYTHING, BARNEY. 124 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:35,736 IT'S A GREAT DAY. 125 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,639 OH, I DIDN'T THINK ANYBODY REMEMBERED. 126 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,640 GOSH. 127 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:40,841 WHERE WERE YOU MONDAY? 128 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:41,842 WHAT? 129 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,611 OPIE, DON'T YOU HAVE 130 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,713 SOMETHING TO SAY TO BARNEY? 131 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:46,780 THIS IS FROM EVERYBODY. 132 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,416 IT'S A WATERPROOF WRISTWATCH. 133 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:51,118 OH, GOLLY. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 134 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,654 ANDY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE 135 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,490 BUT HE GOT HELD UP AT THE MEETING AT MT. PILOT. 136 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:04,465 STAINLESS STEEL, WOW. 137 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,700 YEAH, AND IT'S GOT WRITIN' ON THE BACK. 138 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:15,543 OH... 139 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:18,078 THAT'S NICE. IT'S... 140 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,813 IT'S NICE. 141 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:21,815 READ IT, BARNEY, READ IT. WHAT'S IT SAY? 142 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:25,586 "FIVE." 143 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,054 WE THOUGHT WE'D PUT FIVE ON IT 144 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,089 BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN IN FOR FIVE YEARS. 145 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,560 DO YOU LIKE IT, BARNEY? 146 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:33,894 DO I LIKE IT? 147 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:36,196 YOU'D JUST HAVE TO BE CRAZY 148 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,966 NOT TO LIKE A WATCH LIKE THIS. 149 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:41,502 THANKS. THANKS, ALL OF YA. 150 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:44,438 WELL, I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 151 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,506 OH. 152 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,544 Aunt Bee: READY? 153 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:52,480 Thelma Lou: MAKE A WISH. 154 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:53,847 Opie: COME ON. 155 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:55,215 HERE WE GO-- 156 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,819 Opie: YOU GOT YOUR WISH. 157 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:01,589 Bee: NOW, BARNEY GETS THE FIRST PIECE. 158 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:09,830 THERE WE GO. 159 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,566 BETTER START WITH SMALL PIECES. 160 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:15,969 OH, ANDY, WE HAD TO START 161 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:16,870 WITHOUT YOU. 162 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:18,038 I'M SORRY. 163 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:20,574 THERE WAS A LOT OF TRAFFIC ON THE ROAD. 164 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:22,009 CONGRATULATIONS, BARN. 165 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,477 OH, THANKS. 166 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,746 YOU REALLY PLAYED IT COOL THIS MORNING, 167 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:26,947 YOU SON OF A GUN. 168 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,816 I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU. 169 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,518 NEVER BE BALD, THAT BARNEY. 170 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:31,752 HE'S GOT A LOOSE SCALP. 171 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,587 THERE'S A LOT OF PLAY IN IT. 172 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:34,855 AND? 173 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,224 THANKS FOR YOUR PART OF THE WATCH. 174 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,759 OH, THAT'S OKAY. 175 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,763 DID YOU READ THE WRITING ON THE BACK, ANDY? 176 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,164 SHOW IT TO HIM. 177 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,899 SEE THERE? 178 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,167 "FIVE." 179 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,235 FIVE. 180 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:49,603 FIVE. 181 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,539 HERE'S YOUR CAKE. 182 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,106 YOU GONNA EAT ALL THAT CAKE? 183 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,675 A LOT OF CALORIES IN THERE. 184 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:55,676 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 185 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,010 WHAT DO YOU WEIGH ANYWAY? 186 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:58,546 WITH OR WITHOUT MY GUN? 187 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:01,849 WITHOUT. 188 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,051 OH, IT VARIES-- 138, 138 1/2. 189 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,786 I'M UP AND DOWN. 190 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,921 RIGHT IN THAT RANGE, HUH? 191 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:10,824 YEAH, I LIKE TO KEEP IT TIGHT. 192 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:12,292 ANDY, HOW ABOUT A PIECE OF CAKE? 193 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,127 OH, NO THANKS, AUNT BEE. 194 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,630 I HAD A BIG LUNCH IN MT. PILOT. 195 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:18,031 HOW'D THINGS GO? 196 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,567 OH, FINE, FINE. 197 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,835 I WILL HAVE A BOTTLE OF POP, THOUGH. 198 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:22,970 OH, BOY. 199 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,205 BEST OF LUCK IN THE FUTURE. 200 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,307 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, BARN. 201 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,076 OKAY, OPE. BYE-BYE. 202 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,811 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. 203 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,112 SEE YOU TONIGHT. 204 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:33,113 RIGHT. 205 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:40,888 YEAH. 206 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:41,889 MMM. 207 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:42,890 YEAH. 208 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:43,891 FIVE. 209 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:44,892 FIVE. 210 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,660 YEAH. YEAH. 211 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:47,928 YEAH. 212 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,963 YEAH, BOY. 213 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:04,845 WELL, I DON'T MIND TELLIN' YA THAT WAS QUITE A THRILL. 214 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:09,850 KIND OF MAKES A FELLA FEEL LIKE HE'S REALLY WANTED. 215 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,786 I'M SORRY YOU MISSED THE SURPRISE. 216 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,622 YEAH, I'M SORRY, TOO. 217 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,657 MUST'VE BEEN A PRETTY IMPORTANT MEETING. 218 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:19,793 MMM...YEAH. 219 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,328 ANY PROBLEMS? 220 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,938 BARN, I HATE TO GIVE YOU NEWS LIKE THIS 221 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,740 TODAY OF ALL DAYS, BUT... 222 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:35,776 YOU'RE GOING TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT SOONER OR LATER. 223 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:43,684 FIND OUT ABOUT WHAT? 224 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,237 FIVE YEARS. 225 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,876 FIVE YEARS...FOR WHAT? 226 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,778 TO GET TOSSED OUT? 227 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,145 WE STILL GOT A WEEK TO GO. 228 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,314 MAYBE WE CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHIN'. 229 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,649 FIVE-FOOT-EIGHT-- 230 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:17,284 WHAT DO THEY WANT, A BASKETBALL TEAM? 231 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,852 IT'S THE RECORD THAT COUNTS. 232 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,888 YOU DON'T GET A WATERPROOF WRISTWATCH 233 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,289 IF YOU'RE NOT DOIN' YOUR JOB. 234 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,257 MAYBE WE CAN THINK OF SOMETHIN'. 235 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,659 AW, FORGET IT! 236 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,695 THERE'S PLENTY OF THINGS THIS KID CAN DO. 237 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,396 AS MATTER OF FACT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 238 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:31,398 THEY JUST MIGHT BE DOIN' ME A FAVOR 239 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:34,034 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN KIND OF GETTIN' THE FEELING 240 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,235 THAT-THAT MAYBE I BEEN 241 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,805 SORT OF A... A RUNT AROUND HERE ANYWAYS. 242 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:46,980 WELL, IT ISN'T AS IF HE WASN'T CLOSE. 243 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,282 WHAT IS IT-- LESS THAN AN INCH? 244 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,951 FIVE OR SIX POUNDS? 245 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,185 I KNOW. 246 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:55,055 I COULD PUT THAT WEIGHT ON HIM IN A WEEK. 247 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,990 I KNOW YOU COULD, AUNT BEE, 248 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:59,993 BUT THERE'S NO WAY TO MAKE HIM ANY TALLER. 249 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,028 TALLER... 250 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,696 OH, THIS IS A SHAME. 251 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,097 YEAH, IT SURE IS. 252 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,112 AUNT BEE? 253 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,480 YOU 'MEMBER, UH... 254 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,816 REMEMBER WHEN OLD ASA BASCOMB 255 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:26,453 HAD THAT, UH, PINCHED NERVE SOMEWHERE IN HIS BACK? 256 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,889 YES, I REMEMBER. LAST YEAR. 257 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,023 YEAH. 258 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:32,125 AND DOC HARVEY GAVE HIM THIS HARNESS 259 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:35,328 THAT HE HAD TO WEAR AROUND HIS HEAD TO KIND OF STRETCH IT. 260 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,130 I BELIEVE IT HAD WEIGHTS ON IT. 261 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,231 MM-HMM, I REMEMBER. 262 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,233 I 'MEMBER ASA TELLIN' ME ONE TIME 263 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,936 THAT WHEN HE GOT THROUGH WITH THOSE TREATMENTS 264 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,405 HE WAS ACTUALLY OVER A HALF INCH TALLER. 265 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,740 ANDY... 266 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:49,076 WITH YOU FATTENIN' HIM UP A LITTLE... 267 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,411 I CAN DO IT, I KNOW I CAN DO IT. 268 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:54,381 AUNT BEE, YOU KNOW, WITH ME STRETCHIN' HIM 269 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,149 AND YOU FATTENIN' HIM UP, 270 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:59,853 BARNEY'S LIABLE TO TURN OUT TO BE A MUCH BIGGER FELLA 271 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,354 THAN HE THINKS HE IS. 272 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,060 ANDY, YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 273 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,796 STRETCH ME? THE ANSWER'S NO! 274 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,063 A BIG DEFINITE NO! 275 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,464 BUT IT'S WORTH A TRY. 276 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,333 WELL, NOT WITH ME, IT ISN'T. 277 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,435 YOU'RE DEALING WITH A DELICATE MECHANISM. 278 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,838 IT'S CRAZY! THE WHOLE THING'S JUST CRAZY! 279 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,073 IT MIGHT WORK. AND THE FEW EXTRA POUNDS-- 280 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,242 AUNT BEE'S COOKING'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT. 281 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,044 I ADMIT THAT PART'S POSSIBLE 282 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,113 BUT YOU START STRETCHING THE HUMAN BODY 283 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,115 AND SOMETHING INSIDE'S GOT TO GIVE 284 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,117 AND IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING IMPORTANT. 285 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:33,020 YOU JUST DON'T START PUSHING THEM THINGS AROUND INSIDE THERE. 286 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,322 THE DOCTOR WOULDN'T HAVE HAD ASA USE THE THING 287 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,957 IF THERE WAS ANY DANGER. 288 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,492 NOW, IT'S WORTH A TRY. THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS TRY. 289 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,897 I DON'T KNOW, ANDY, I JUST DON'T KNOW. 290 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,833 Aunt Bee: COME ON, BOYS! 291 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,100 SUPPER'S READY. 292 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,501 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 293 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,270 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 294 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,105 COME ON. 295 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,841 THERE WE ARE. 296 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,175 MM...MM. 297 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,110 THERE WE ARE. 298 00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:00,580 WE WILL SERVE OUR GUEST FIRST. 299 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,415 YEAH. MM...MM. 300 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,317 A LITTLE CORN... 301 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,487 GONNA BE GOOD. 302 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,957 DO THE JOB, I EXPECT. 303 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,025 YEAH... 304 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,593 ROLL. 305 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,864 AND... 306 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:20,167 A LITTLE BUTTER. 307 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,510 YOU'VE DONE FINE, BARN. 308 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,545 SOME MORE POTATOES, BARNEY? 309 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,214 JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE? 310 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,249 THEN I'LL GET THE DESSERT-- 311 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,485 BANANA CREAM CHOCOLATE PIE. 312 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,388 NO DESSERT? 313 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,856 OH, IT'D BE SO HELPFUL. 314 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,258 IT'S NOTHING BUT SUGAR AND STARCH. 315 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,559 HE'S DONE FINE, AUNT BEE. 316 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,896 I EXPECT YOU PICKED UP A POUND EASY. 317 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:55,268 I'M GONNA GO ON HOME. 318 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:58,305 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 319 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,007 ASA'S COMING OVER WITH THAT CONTRAPTION. 320 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,408 WE'LL START THE STRETCHING. 321 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,644 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT STRETCHING BUSINESS, ANDY. 322 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:08,081 I MIGHT WIND UP WITH A HIGH STOMACH OR SOMETHING. 323 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,025 WELL, THAT'S JUST ABOUT THE SILLIEST-LOOKING THING 324 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,459 I BELIEVE I EVER SAW. 325 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,028 WELL, YOU SEE, BARNEY, 326 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,063 IT'S BASED ON A SOUND PRINCIPLE. 327 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:26,099 WHEN YOU'RE WALKING ON YOUR FEET ALL THESE YEARS, 328 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,135 YOUR BODY KIND OF SETTLES ON YOU 329 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,003 LIKE, UH, WELL, LIKE A CAKE. 330 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,671 I HAVEN'T FELT ANY SETTLING. 331 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,907 THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T FEEL IT. 332 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,642 IT JUST HAPPENS. TO EVERYBODY. 333 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,244 NOW, WHAT THIS THING DOES -- 334 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,980 THIS WEIGHT PULLS YOU BACK TO WHERE YOU WAS. 335 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,648 NOW, LET'S, UH, TRY IT. 336 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:42,916 TURN AROUND. 337 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,551 OH, YOU PUT IT IN THE BACK, HUH? 338 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,685 THAT'S RIGHT. 339 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,255 THIS THING GOES UNDER THE CHIN HERE. 340 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,589 OH, AND THIS HOOKS. 341 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,558 NOW RELEASE THE WEIGHT. 342 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,559 OKAY. 343 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,495 READY? HERE WE GO. 344 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,699 YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP A STIFF CHIN. 345 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,035 ONE THING HE'S GOT TO GET USED TO-- 346 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,437 SOMETIMES THE PRESSURE BLOCKS UP HIS EARS. 347 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,572 WHAT? 348 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,074 YOU SEE? 349 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,409 BARN? YOU ALL RIGHT? 350 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,345 CAN YOU TAKE SOME MORE WEIGHT? 351 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,346 HMM. 352 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,415 WELL, THAT'S ABOUT IT, THEN. 353 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:19,086 JUST A MATTER OF DOING IT THREE OR FOUR HOURS EVERY DAY. 354 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,220 BARN, LISTEN... 355 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,255 I GOT TO GO DOWN TO THE OFFICE. 356 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,257 I'LL BE BACK AS QUICK AS I CAN. 357 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,359 AUNT BEE'LL LOOK IN ON YOU, OKAY? 358 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,561 AND DON'T FIGHT IT. DON'T FIGHT IT. 359 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,998 HEY, BARN? 360 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,400 IF YOU GO ANYWHERE, DON'T GO FAR. 361 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,010 I'M NOT LYING. HE'S HANGING HIMSELF. 362 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,377 I STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT. 363 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,246 WHY WOULD HE DO IT IN FRONT OF YOU? 364 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,115 YEAH, A THING LIKE THAT'S PRIVATE. 365 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,649 HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I SAW HIM. 366 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,351 I CAME BACK FOR MY MILK MONEY 367 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:55,222 AND I SAW HIM THROUGH THE WINDOW. 368 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:58,125 WELL, DO YOU WANT TO SEE HIM OR NOT? 369 00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,426 HERE'S MY NICKEL. 370 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,693 AND HERE'S MINE. 371 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,130 NOW, DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE. 372 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,275 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED 373 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,277 TO STAND ON A BUCKET OR SOMETHING 374 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,279 AND KICK IT OUT FROM UNDER YOU. 375 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,780 HE'S NOT HANGING HIMSELF. 376 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,415 HE IS, TOO. HE IS NOT. 377 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,251 HE IS, TOO. 378 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,785 WHY DON'T YOU GO IN THERE AND ASK HIM IF HE'S HANGING HIMSELF? 379 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,387 I'M NOT GONNA ASK HIM. 380 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,389 HE'S HANGING HIMSELF IN YOU HOUSE. 381 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,691 GET OUT OF HERE! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 382 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,994 DIDN'T YOU EVER SEE A PERSON WITH HIS HEAD IN A HARNESS?! 383 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,037 BARNEY? 384 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,038 Barney: THEL? 385 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,074 YES. IN HERE. 386 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,380 A LITTLE PRIVACY WITH THE DOOR CLOSED. 387 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,816 OH. BARNEY, I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE 388 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,386 EVEN WHILE YOU'RE WEARING THAT THING. 389 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,687 HERE. 390 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,722 HEY, WITH A STRAW. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. 391 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,257 WHAT IS IT? 392 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,593 DOUBLE-RICH VANILLA MALTED WITH TWO RAW EGGS. 393 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,462 MMM. 394 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,531 BOY, THAT'S THICK. 395 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,500 OH, I'M SORRY. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 396 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,568 IT'S GOOD PRACTICE FOR PUCKERIN', IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 397 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,773 OH, BARNEY, I JUST KNOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT. 398 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,443 YOU KNOW, THEL, I'M BEGINNING TO THINK SO MYSELF. 399 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,545 WELL, I GOT TO RUN. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 400 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:26,546 OKAY. BYE-BYE. BYE. 401 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,448 BYE. 402 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,717 AAAAH! 403 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,720 THREE... 404 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:37,724 FOUR...FIVE... 405 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,426 FIVE-FOOT-EIGHT. 406 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,428 I WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED IT. 407 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,430 I JUST WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED IT. 408 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,731 FIVE-FOOT-EIGHT. 409 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,733 YOU SHOT RIGHT UP, DIDN'T YOU? YEAH. 410 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,168 WHOO! 411 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,736 AND YOU STILL GOT TWO DAYS 412 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,704 TO PUT ON THAT EXTRA POUND AND A HALF. 413 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,506 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HOME FREE. 414 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,741 IT SURE DOES. 415 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,443 WELL, LET'S GO PUT THE WEIGHT ON. 416 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,444 RIGHT. NO PROBLEM. 417 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,778 WELL, LET'S FACE IT. 418 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,547 THEY'RE JUST BEING SHORTSIGHTED. 419 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,282 THEY HAND DOWN THESE DIRECTIVES 420 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,617 WITHOUT GIVING ANY THOUGHT TO THE FINAL OUTCOME. 421 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:08,155 THEY COULD EASILY WIND UP WITH A LOT OF SIX-FOOTERS 422 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:11,191 WITH NO OTHER LAW ENFORCEMENT QUALIFICATIONS. 423 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,593 NO ABILITY TO COPE WITH THE PUBLIC, 424 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,328 WITH CRIME, WITH RIOTS... 425 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,329 RIGHT, AND? 426 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:17,597 RIGHT, BARN. 427 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,666 INSTEAD OF... 428 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,170 I'M SORRY, AUNT BEE. 429 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,537 INSTEAD OF CAREFULLY 430 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,573 EXAMINING THEIR PRESENT PERSONNEL 431 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,741 AND REALIZING WHAT THEY ALREADY HAVE, RIGHT, AND? 432 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,210 RIGHT, BARN. 433 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,778 NOW, I FEEL... 434 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,586 THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE IS THAT I FEEL... 435 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,656 MAYBE IT'S FROM EATING SO MUCH THIS PAST WEEK. 436 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,296 HMM. 437 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:53,266 HOLD YOUR BREATH AND TAKE FIVE SIPS OF WATER. 438 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,313 IT WORKED. 439 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,315 NOTHING LIKE THEM OLD HOME REMEDIES. 440 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,820 I GUESS IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT'S GONNA HAVE TO RUN ITS COURSE. 441 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,323 YOU BETTER EAT YOUR FOOD BEFORE IT GETS COLD. 442 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,259 I CAN'T EAT MY FOOD IF I HAVE THE HICCUPS, AUNT BEE. 443 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,894 WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD EAT A LITTLE IN BETWEEN 'EM. 444 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,896 WELL, I'LL KEEP YOUR FOOD WARM. 445 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,665 IT CAN'T LAST MUCH LONGER. 446 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,811 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 447 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,813 OH, HELLO, FLOYD. 448 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,216 YEP. STILL GOT 'EM. 449 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:46,286 MM-MM. WE TRIED THAT, FLOYD. 450 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,555 YEAH, WE TRIED THAT, TOO. 451 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,822 HMM. 452 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,924 HEY, BARN, DID YOU EVER TRY 453 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,561 INHALING IN FRONT OF A ELECTRIC FAN? 454 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,463 NO, AND I'M NOT GOING TO. 455 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,266 THAT'S JUST ANOTHER VERSION OF THE SAME THING. 456 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,700 NEVER MIND, FLOYD. 457 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,936 THANKS ANYWAY. 458 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,272 IT'S TOO LATE ANYWAYS. 459 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,706 WE GO INTO MT. PILOT TOMORROW. 460 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,875 YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST LOOK FOR ANOTHER... 461 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,843 NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO. 462 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,546 WE STILL GOT 24 HOURS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING. 463 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,615 SO YOU'RE DOWN TWO AND A HALF POUNDS? 464 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,617 WELL, YOU CAN'T EAT... 465 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,957 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 466 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,285 MORNING, BARN. 467 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,321 HOW'S YOUR HICCUPS? 468 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,289 WELL, THEY'RE GONE. 469 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:58,591 THEY STOPPED LAST NIGHT. 470 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,027 GOOD. 471 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,895 I SEE YOU'RE ALL DRESSED UP. 472 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,931 WELL, I THOUGHT I'D WEAR THIS. 473 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,566 HMM. 474 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,035 I PAID FOR THE UNIFORM MYSELF, SO I'M GONNA KEEP THAT. 475 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,309 WELL, I WISH I COULD THINK OF SOMETHING. 476 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,411 WELL, WHAT'S THERE TO THINK OF? 477 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,647 LET'S FACE IT, WE TRIED EVERYTHING 478 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,282 AND NOTHING WORKED, SO THIS IS IT. 479 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,920 THE PART I WAS WORRIED ABOUT-- 480 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,922 THE HEIGHT PART-- WE WHIPPED THAT. 481 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,425 HICCUPS ARE GONE. YOU COULD EAT AGAIN. 482 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:36,529 WELL, IT'S TOO LATE NOW, SO I MIGHT AS WELL FORGET IT. 483 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,398 HERE'S A WHISTLE YOU... 484 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,400 YOU MIGHT NEED SOME TIME. 485 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:43,603 YOU'LL GET A LOT OF DISTANCE OUT OF THAT. 486 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,072 THE PEA IS RIGHT SOLID IN THERE. 487 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:50,042 AND A...GOOD HEAVY CHAIN. 488 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,882 WELL... 489 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,588 WAIT A MINUTE. 490 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:04,491 I WAS JUST READING WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR 491 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,725 AT THESE WEIGH-INS. 492 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:06,926 WELL, I READ THAT. 493 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,128 IT'S THE STANDARD OUTFIT AND THOSE SHOES. 494 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,129 YEAH. 495 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,998 IDENTIFICATION TAG AND CHAIN. 496 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:14,567 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, AN OUNCE? 497 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:15,968 I'M TWO POUNDS OFF. 498 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,437 WAIT RIGHT HERE. 499 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:18,738 WAIT RIGHT HERE. 500 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,910 YOU'RE OKAY, HANSON. 501 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,549 MR. BRONSON, THIS IS BARNEY FIFE. 502 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,718 WELL, HOW ARE YOU, DEPUTY FIFE? 503 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:32,885 FINE. 504 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:35,354 WOULD YOU PLEASE STEP UP ON THE SCALE? 505 00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:40,760 WELL, THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE, UH, CLOSE. 506 00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:56,676 CONGRATULATIONS. 507 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,745 THANKS. YOU KNOW, I'M STILL SHAKING. 508 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,146 WELL, IT'S OVER. 509 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:02,782 I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU. THIS WAS A STROKE OF GENIUS. 510 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,751 IT WAS JUST A PURE STROKE OF GENIUS. 511 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,553 JUST GOING BY THEIR OWN RULES. 512 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,555 LIKE IT SAID RIGHT IN THE DIRECTIVE-- 513 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:11,491 YOU'RE ALLOWED TO WEAR YOUR IDENTIFICATION TAG AND CHAIN. 514 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,059 AIN'T IT AMAZING WHAT IT TAKES 515 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,462 TO HOLD UP ONE OF THEM LITTLE TAGS? 516 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,768 Andy: HEY, BARN? 517 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:24,471 YOU CAN SNAP HER BACK ON. 518 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,740 YOU KNOW, I REALLY FELT UNDRESSED WITHOUT IT. 519 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,141 YEAH. 520 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,010 I CALLED AUNT BEE TO GIVE HER THE GOOD NEWS. 521 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:32,144 OH, YOU KNOW, I REALLY APPRECIATED 522 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,946 ALL THE TROUBLE SHE WENT TO. 523 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:36,816 YEAH. SHE WANTS ME TO BRING YOU HOME TO SUPPER TONIGHT. 524 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:37,817 KIND OF CELEBRATE. 525 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,586 OH, THAT'LL BE NICE. 526 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:42,054 YOU KNOW, IT'LL BE A PLEASURE TO EAT FOOD WHEN I DON'T HAVE TO. 527 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,091 I'LL TELL HER YOU'RE COMING. 528 00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:47,894 GOOD. I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU, I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD -- 529 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:54,467 THANK HER ANYWAYS. 35859

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