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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:13,214 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:15,616 WITH RONNY HOWARD. 3 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:18,586 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,425 HEY, ANDY. 5 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,826 HEY, GOMER. 6 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,428 ARE YOU BUSY? 7 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,829 NO. COME ON IN. 8 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,531 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 9 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:35,703 * FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA * 10 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:38,839 * TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI 11 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,508 * WE FIGHT OUR 12 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,443 * COUNTRY'S BATTLES 13 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:43,677 * ON THE LAND 14 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:46,280 * AND ON THE SEA 15 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:49,683 * FIRST TO FIGHT FOR RIGHT AND FREEDOM * 16 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,652 * AND TO KEEP OUR HONOR * 17 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,321 * CLEAN 18 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:57,158 * WE ARE PROUD TO CLAIM THE TITLE * 19 00:00:57,191 --> 00:01:00,394 * OF UNITED STATES MARINE 20 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,832 OH, THAT'S NICE, GOMER. 21 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:06,567 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT? 22 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,436 UH... OVER THE WEEKEND 23 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:11,339 YOU WENT TO SEE A JOHN WAYNE MOVIE. 24 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:12,440 NO. GUESS AGAIN. 25 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:13,841 WELL -- I'M IN. 26 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,476 YOU'RE IN WHAT? 27 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,878 THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS. 28 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,748 THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS? 29 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,716 RIGHT. SEE, HERE'S MY ENLISTMENT PAPERS 30 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,419 AND THE BOOK THAT SHOWS WHERE I'M GOING AND EVERYTHING. 31 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:28,756 YOU JOINED THE UNITED STATES MARINES? 32 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:29,857 RIGHT. 33 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,625 WHY? 34 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,627 WELL, I GOT WORD FROM THE DRAFT BOARD 35 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:36,364 SAYING MY NUMBER WAS COMING UP AND I WAS GOING TO BE 36 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:38,499 EXPECTED TO SERVE A TURN AT MILITARY DUTY. 37 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,169 YOU SEE, EVERY YOUNG MAN BETWEEN THE AGES OF 18 AND 35 38 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,337 IS EXPECTED TO SERVE A TURN AT MILITARY DUTY. 39 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:44,505 DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 40 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,774 OH, YEAH, I KNOW ABOUT THAT. 41 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:49,677 WELL, WHAT I DONE, I ENLISTED -- JOINED THE MARINES. 42 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:53,147 AND, UH... THEY ACCEPTED YOU? 43 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:55,516 OH, THE FELLA AT THE RECRUITMENT OFFICE 44 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,218 WAS AS NICE AS HE COULD BE. 45 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,620 SAID I WAS GONNA GET TO TRAVEL TO THE FAR EAST, 46 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,689 AND I SAID, "NEW YORK?" HE SAID, "NO, 47 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,857 FURTHER EAST THAN THAT, CHINA OR JAPAN." 48 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:06,360 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T GET NO MORE EAST THAN THAT. 49 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:10,764 OH, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S EAST, ALL RIGHT. 50 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,766 UH... 51 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,636 GOMER... 52 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:16,704 NOW, UH... 53 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:18,672 I KNOW THAT YOU'VE GOT TO SERVE 54 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,408 YOUR TURN AT MILITARY DUTY. 55 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:22,710 RIGHT, ON ACCOUNT I'M BETWEEN THE AGES OF -- 56 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,445 18 AND 35. THAT'S RIGHT. 57 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,814 SURE WISH I HAD TIME TO RUN UP TO RALEIGH BEFORE I LEFT. 58 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,249 I WANTED TO GET A TATTOO. 59 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,417 A WHAT? 60 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,319 A TATTOO -- I WAS GOING TO GET 61 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:32,886 AN EAGLE TATTOOED ON MY ARM 62 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,389 AND RIGHT UNDERNEATH THE EAGLE, "MOTHER." 63 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,724 OR DO YOU THINK 64 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,759 "MOTHER" OUGHT TO GO ON TOP OF THE EAGLE? 65 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:41,295 IT DON'T MAKE THAT MUCH DIFFERENCE, GOMER. 66 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:43,531 "MOTHER" CAN GO ON TOP OR UNDERNEATH. 67 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:44,765 LOOK AT THE UNIFORMS. 68 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:46,267 THINK I'LL LOOK PRECISE IN 'EM. 69 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,236 CAN YOU SEE ME IN THEM CLOTHES? 70 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:49,470 YEAH, BOY. 71 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:50,771 AND LOOK BACK HERE. 72 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,240 LISTEN TO THIS. 73 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:57,378 "THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS 74 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:58,912 HAS HAD MANY..." 75 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,248 WHAT'S THAT WORD RIGHT THERE? 76 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:01,415 "ILLUSTRIOUS." 77 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:02,850 "INDUSTRIOUS AND..." 78 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,385 "DISTINGUISHED." 79 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:06,954 "DISTINGUISHED OFFICERS IN ITS SERVICE. 80 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:10,958 "ONE OF THESE IS MAJOR GENERAL LUCIUS PYLE." 81 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:12,593 PYLE. SAME AS ME. 82 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:15,863 IF ONE PYLE CAN MAKE IT, ANOTHER ONE CAN. 83 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,498 YEAH, I GUESS. 84 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,867 I'M-A LOOK HIM UP FIRST CHANCE I GET. 85 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,902 YOU KNOW, I GOTTA REPORT TOMORROW. 86 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:22,936 TOMORROW? 87 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,004 UH-HUH. 88 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,706 UH, GOMER... 89 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:27,741 LISTEN, MAYBE... 90 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:30,978 MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING WE OUGHT TO TALK ABOUT. 91 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,913 UH, GOMER, UH, THINGS MIGHT BE 92 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,915 A LITTLE DIFFERENT AT A MARINE BASE 93 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,251 THAN THEY ARE HERE IN MAYBERRY. 94 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:39,387 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 95 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:42,790 WELL, THE MARINES ARE A VERY DEMANDING OUTFIT. 96 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,925 I MEAN, YOU GOT TO BE QUICK. 97 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,494 YOU GOT TO BE ALERT. 98 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:48,562 YOU GOT TO BE AS TOUGH AS A ROPE. 99 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:53,334 YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN MAKE ALL THOSE THINGS? 100 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,568 WELL, MAYBE NOT JUST YET, 101 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:56,537 BUT I'M WILLING TO MEET THEM HALFWAY. 102 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,706 KNOW WHAT MY DADDY TOLD ME A LONG TIME AGO? 103 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,941 I'LL NEVER FORGET IT -- WE WAS SETTIN' OUT ON 104 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,810 THE FRONT PORCH IN THE SUMMERTIME. 105 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,778 IT WAS HOT, WE COULDN'T SLEEP. 106 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:07,981 AND HE SAID, "SON, SOMEDAY, WHEN YOU'RE GROWED UP, 107 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:11,051 "THEY GONNA TEST YOU TO SEE HOW MUCH OF A MAN YOU ARE, 108 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,654 "AND YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE IT ON YOUR OWN, 109 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,923 'CAUSE I AIN'T GONNA BE THERE TO HELP YOU." 110 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:18,526 THAT'S WHAT MY DADDY SAID. 111 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:21,028 AND RIGHT HERE'S WHERE I'M GOING TO GET TESTED -- 112 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,331 IN THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS. 113 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,599 WELL... 114 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:29,337 I RECKON WE WON'T SEE YOU AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE, HUH? 115 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:34,308 NO, NOT IF I'M DOWN THERE AND YOU'RE UP HERE. 116 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,745 WELL, I'LL SEE YOU. 117 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,313 I'LL SEE YOU. 118 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,752 HEY, GOMER? 119 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,754 UH... UH... LISTEN. 120 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,557 I HAVE TO GO DOWN TO WILMINGTON ANYWAY. 121 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,625 WHY DON'T I JUST DROP YOU OFF? 122 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,761 IT'S -- I HAVE TO GO RIGHT BY THE BASE. 123 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,497 WELL, THAT'S REAL FRIENDLY OF YOU, ANDY. 124 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,966 SURE. I NEVER HAVE SEEN A MARINE BASE. 125 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:02,370 I'LL JUST HANG AROUND FOR A WHILE, JUST IN CASE. 126 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:03,637 IN CASE WHAT? 127 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:05,072 OH, IN CASE THEY WANT YOU 128 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,508 TO GO HOME AND COME BACK SOME OTHER TIME. 129 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,776 THEY DO THAT SOMETIMES. 130 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,378 OH, THAT CAN'T HAPPEN. 131 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,346 THE MAN AT THE DRAFT BOARD TOLD ME I WAS GOING TO 132 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,014 HAVE TO SERVE MY TURN AT MILITARY DUTY. 133 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,015 AND YOU KNOW WHY? 134 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,417 18 TO 35, THAT'S RIGHT. 135 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,951 WELL, YOU GO ON HOME AND GET READY 136 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,987 AND WE'LL LEAVE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 137 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:20,821 OKAY. 138 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:26,727 I BETTER START DOING THAT THE RIGHT WAY. 139 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:30,798 * FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA 140 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,567 * TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI... 141 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,681 BAKER! HERE! 142 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:21,749 HARRISON! YUP! 143 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:22,950 EVERLY! HERE! 144 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:23,984 HENDRICKS! HERE! 145 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,886 PYLE! 146 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,555 GOMER PYLE! 147 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,758 COME ON, GOMER! 148 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,026 COME ON! 149 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:39,867 COME ON, GOMER! 150 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:43,937 MY NAME IS GUNNERY SERGEANT CARTER. 151 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:46,707 YOU WILL DO WELL TO REMEMBER THAT, 152 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,709 BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY NAME 153 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:52,212 THAT'S GOING TO MATTER TO YOU FROM NOW ON. 154 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,814 CARTER. 155 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,215 SERGEANT CARTER. 156 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,217 IS THAT CLEAR? 157 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,819 LET ME HEAR IT! 158 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,220 WHAT'S MY NAME? 159 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,822 All: SERGEANT CARTER! 160 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:02,823 SIR! 161 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:03,824 SIR! 162 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,225 SERGEANT CARTER, SIR! 163 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,827 SERGEANT CARTER, SIR! 164 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,963 I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 165 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,965 SERGEANT CARTER, SIR! 166 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,702 THE FIRST THING YOU PEOPLE WILL GET 167 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,704 WILL BE YOUR BUCKET ISSUE, 168 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:19,072 TO BE FILLED WITH PERSONAL ITEMS 169 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:22,876 SUCH AS SOAP, TOOTHBRUSH, RAZOR BLADES, ET CETERA. 170 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:26,580 WHEN YOU ARE TOLD TO FALL IN, YOU WI FALL IN 171 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,549 AND YOU WILL NOT BE LATE. 172 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,884 THERE IS NO PLACE IN THE MARINES 173 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,720 FOR A MAN WHO IS LATE. 174 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:35,088 IS THAT CLEAR? 175 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,490 YES, SERGEANT. 176 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:38,125 I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 177 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,727 YES, SIR! 178 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,062 NOW, YOU PEOPLE WILL -- 179 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:51,038 HEY, SARGE. 180 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,974 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 181 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,810 GOMER PYLE. PYLE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME IN ON THE BUS 182 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:59,513 WITH THE REST OF THE MEN FROM YOUR AREA 183 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:01,915 OH, ABOUT THAT, YOU SEE, MY BUDDY ANDY TAYLOR 184 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,517 OFFERED TO DRIVE ME DOWN HERE. 185 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:04,618 THAT'S HIM OVER YONDER. 186 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:05,853 SAY HELLO TO THE SARGE, ANDY. 187 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,223 WELL, ANYWAY, WE GIVE OURSELVES PLENTY OF TIME, 188 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:12,292 BUT ABOUT HALFWAY HERE, I GOT THE FEELING 189 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,761 WE WAS GETTIN' A FLAT. 190 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,763 YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU'RE DRIVIN' ALONG, 191 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,965 IT STARTS GOING, "KA 192 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,768 SOMETIMES, THE CAR OR ROAD CAUSES THE "KA-THUMP," 193 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,636 BUT IF YOU KNOW CARS AND TIRES THE WAY I DO, 194 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,672 YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL THE DIFFERENCE. 195 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,940 SO WE STOPPED AND GOT OUT, AND SURE ENOUGH IT WAS SOFT 196 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:28,976 BUT IT WASN'T FLAT, IT WAS JUST A LEAKY VALVE. 197 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,679 YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN TELL IF A VALVE'S LEAKY? 198 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:34,281 WELL, YOU PUT SPIT ON ONE END, AND IF SHE BUBBLES... 199 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:37,250 FOUR WEEKS' K.P. FOR BEING LATE. 200 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,219 THAT'S HOW YOU CAN TELL YOU GOT A LEAK. 201 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:41,655 SIX WEEKS' K.P. FOR TALKIN'! 202 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,591 FALL IN! 203 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,593 GET! GET! GET! GET! 204 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,595 GET! GET! GET! GET! 205 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,597 GET! GET! GET! GET! 206 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,870 I AM YOUR SERGEANT, 207 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:59,840 YOUR SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR, 208 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,175 YOUR MAMA AND YOUR PAPA. 209 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:05,746 I WILL WATCH OVER YOU EVERY MINUTE. 210 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:09,617 I WILL BE YOUR WHOLE WORLD FROM NOW ON. 211 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:12,085 AIN'T HE WONDERFUL? 212 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,955 YOU ARE GOING TO TRY AND BECOME MARINES. 213 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,858 YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS 214 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,326 OF MEN WHO HAVE SERVED 215 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:22,663 FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI. 216 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:23,964 THAT'S FROM THE "MARINE'S HYMN." 217 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,165 I KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO IT. 218 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,040 DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, PYLE? 219 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,375 I WAS JUST SAYING THAT'S FROM THE "MARINE'S HYMN" 220 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,110 AND I KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO IT. 221 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,111 I REALLY DO. 222 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,813 YOU DO, HUH? UH-HUH. 223 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:41,649 NELSON'S FUNERAL PARLOR BACK HOME PUT OUT 224 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,851 A CALENDAR ONE YEAR WITH THE WORDS ON THE BACK OF IT. 225 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:47,655 THAT'S HOW COME I LEARNED IT. 226 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,657 WELL, THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL. 227 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,659 WHY DON'T YOU SING IT? 228 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,060 SING IT? 229 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,662 WELL, WHY NOT? 230 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:57,330 WELL, SHOOT, I AIN'T GOT MUCH OF A VOICE. 231 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,066 AW, GO ON. 232 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,068 WELL, IF YOU'D REALLY LIKE IT. 233 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,670 JUST A MINUTE. 234 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,071 HERE'S SOMETHING 235 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,808 THAT WILL GIVE A NICE RING TO YOUR VOICE. 236 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:11,278 GO ON, PYLE, SING IT! 237 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:16,383 * FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA 238 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:20,053 * TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI 239 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:23,891 * WE FIGHT OUR COUNTRY'S BATTLES * 240 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:27,895 * ON THE LAND AND ON THE SEA... * 241 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:30,130 THIS HERE'S MY FAVORITE PART. 242 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:33,801 * FIRST TO FIGHT FOR RIGHT AND FREEDOM... * 243 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,335 KNOCK IT OFF! 244 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,304 YOU KNOW, IT DOES GIVE YOUR VOICE A NICE RING. 245 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:40,407 EIGHT WEEKS' K.P.! 246 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,009 MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE! 247 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,311 COME ON, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT! 248 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:47,047 MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE -- 249 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,416 PYLE! 250 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:52,285 MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! 251 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:53,420 COME ON, MOVE, PYLE, MOVE! 252 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:54,755 GO, GO, MOVE! 253 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:57,090 PICK THAT UP! PYLE, PICK IT UP! 254 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,425 PYLE, PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP! 255 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,694 MY GRADNMA MOVES FASTER THAN THAT! 256 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,930 WELL, BLESS HER HEART. 257 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,232 GET, GET, GET, GET, GET, GET... 258 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,041 GOL-LY! 259 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,709 AIN'T THIS A NICE ROOM? 260 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,711 AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET TO STAY HERE TOGETHER. 261 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,381 Man: TEN-HUT! AS YOU WERE! 262 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,752 YOUR DRESS BLUES, SARGE. 263 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,353 PICKED THEM UP AT THE CLEANERS. 264 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,321 HANG 'EM OVER THERE IN THE CORNER. 265 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,061 PSST! HEY, GOMER. 266 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,729 HEY, ANDY! 267 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,030 SHH! KEEP IT DOWN. 268 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:39,166 HOW'S IT GOING? 269 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,300 OH, JUST FINE. 270 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,435 THAT SERGEANT IS A WONDERFUL PERSON. 271 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,972 I THINK WE'RE REALLY GONNA HIT IT OFF. 272 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,206 I SURE HOPE SO. 273 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,908 GET THESE PEOPLE TO FALL IN. 274 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,309 YO, PEOPLE, DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING 275 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,510 AND FALL IN! 276 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,812 TEN-HUT! 277 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,013 NOW, YOU PEOPLE 278 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,381 LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD! 279 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,916 Gomer: HE'S AS FRIENDLY A FELLER 280 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,417 AS YOU'LL EVER WANNA MEET. 281 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,987 HE WON'T EVEN LET US OUT OF HIS SIGHT. 282 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,922 PYLE!!! 283 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,123 I THINK THEY WANT YOU, GOMER. 284 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,191 YOU BETTER GO. 285 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,793 BE RIGHT THERE, SARGE. 286 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,829 SHOOT, I'LL BE IN HERE FOUR YEARS. 287 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,530 I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN, ANDY. 288 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,032 PYLE, GOMER, MOVE! 289 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,436 YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS? 290 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,839 TEN WEEKS' K.P.! 291 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,010 NOW, YOU PEOPLE LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD. 292 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:26,213 COLONEL WATSON, THE COMMANDING OFFICER OF THIS BATTALION, 293 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,281 IS COMING BY LATER TO SEE WHAT KIND OF 294 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:31,484 NEW RECRUIT MATERIAL WE'RE GETTING THESE DAYS. 295 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,788 THIS WILL BE YOUR FIRST INSPECTION. 296 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:38,558 YOU WI BE READY -- IN YOUR UTILITIES, 297 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:42,896 YOUR BUNKS MADE, YOUR SHOES SHINED. 298 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,565 LET'S MOVE! 299 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,901 UH, GOMER? 300 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,570 I THINK YOU GOT THAT SERGEANT A LITTLE SORE AT YOU. 301 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,572 I SURE HOPE NOT -- HE'S A NICE FELLER, 302 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,307 BUT HE IS A MIGHT TOUCHY. 303 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,910 BUT THAT COULD BE 'CAUSE HE'S GOT AN INGROWN TOENAIL 304 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,146 OR HE COULD HAVE HAD HIS HAIR CUT THIS MORNING 305 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,248 AND THEM LITTLE HAIRS IS TICKLING HIS NECK. 306 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,250 YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MAKES A MAN TOUCHY. 307 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,918 YEAH, WELL, HE'S SORE, ALL RIGHT. 308 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,887 YOU KNOW HOW TO GET ON THE GOOD SIDE OF HIM? 309 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,388 WHEN HE COMES BACK IN HERE, 310 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,890 YOU'LL BE IN UNIFORM. 311 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,892 YOU SHOW HIM YOU'RE READY FOR INSPECTION. 312 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,927 OH, YOU MEAN THEM GREEN SUITS? 313 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,163 WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO PUT THEM ON. 314 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,264 OH, NO! 315 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,266 I MEAN A REAL UNIFORM-- 316 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,534 SOMETHING THAT LOOKS NICE. 317 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,004 THIS UNIFORM. 318 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,605 THAT? 319 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,974 PUT THAT ON? 320 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,108 SURE! 321 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,943 WHY NOT? GO AHEAD. 322 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,112 SHAZAM. 323 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,613 THAT'S A BEAUTY, GOMER! 324 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,048 IS THERE JUST THE ONE? 325 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,616 WELL, UH, SEE, THESE UNIFORMS 326 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,285 ONLY COME IN ONE AT A TIME. 327 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,619 SO, LOOK, WHAT THE HECK? 328 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,088 YOU TAKE THE FIRST ONE. 329 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,222 FELLAS, DO WE MIND IF 330 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,924 GOMER TAKES THE FIRST ONE? 331 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,226 PUT IT ON. 332 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,061 IT'S YOURS. 333 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,164 SHAZAM! 334 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,372 TEN-HUT! 335 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,477 WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN DOING, 336 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,013 PLAYING GAMES? 337 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:09,016 LET'S GET THIS GEAR CLEARED AWAY! 338 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,551 GET THAT COVER OFF YOUR HEAD! 339 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,921 YOU'RE INSIDE! 340 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,388 LET'S GET THESE RACKS MADE! 341 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,624 I'VE GOT AN INSPECTION COMING! 342 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,660 WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO DO TO ME? 343 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,963 OH, SARGE? 344 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:27,000 I DON'T THINK THIS JACKET FITS ALTOGETHER RIGHT. 345 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,136 I THINK, SIR, IF WE TAKE A TUCK HERE AND THERE 346 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,503 AND MOVE SOME OF THE BUTTONS 347 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,339 AND SHORTEN THE SLEEVES A LITTLE BIT, 348 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,640 IT COULD BE ALMOST AS GOOD 349 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,308 AS THE ONE I WEAR TO PREACHIN'. 350 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,977 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 351 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:04,071 PSST! HEY, GOMER! 352 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,539 HEY, ANDY. 353 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:10,277 HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS ME UNDER THIS THING? 354 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,180 I JUST TOOK A GUESS. 355 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,347 WHAT'S WRONG? 356 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,449 NOTHING. WHY DO YOU ASK? 357 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,718 WELL, GOMER, WHENEVER I SEE A MAN 358 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,254 SETTIN' BY HISSELF IN A QUONSET HUT 359 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,190 WITH A BUCKET ON HIS HEAD, 360 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,192 I'VE GOT TO ASK, "WHAT'S WRONG?" 361 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,459 OH, IT WAS LAST NIGHT. 362 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,395 SEE, THE FELLERS GIVE ME ONE OF THEM 363 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,163 DRESSY BLUE UNIFORMS TO PUT ON. 364 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,165 THEY SAID IT WAS FOR ME, BUT IT WASN'T. 365 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,333 IT WAS THE SERGEANT'S. 366 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,703 YOU DIDN'T PUT IT ON. 367 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,238 UH-HUH. 368 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,273 GOMER, THAT WAS STUPID! 369 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:41,674 WASN'T IT, THOUGH? 370 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,213 AND THAT'S, UH, HOW COME THE BUCKET. 371 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,281 UH-HUH. SERGEANT SAID I WASN'T THINKING, 372 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,183 SO HE CLAMPED THIS THING ON MY HEAD 373 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,985 AND SAID IT'D HELP ME TO THINK. 374 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,454 AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING? HE'S RIGHT. 375 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,656 I BEEN SETTIN' THERE WITH THIS BUCKET ON MY HEAD 376 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,192 AND JUST THINKIN' AND THINKIN' AND THINKIN'. 377 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,760 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT, GOMER? 378 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,096 HOW EASY IT IS TO THINK UNDER THERE. 379 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,032 HEY, WANT TO TRY? NO, THANKS. 380 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,234 GO ON, PUT IT ON, TAKE A THINK UNDER THERE. 381 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,535 NO, NO, THANKS. 382 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,405 UH, GOMER? 383 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:16,276 WOULD YOU BE DISAPPOINTED IF THEY TOLD YOU TO GO HOME 384 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,378 AND COME BACK SOME OTHER TIME, 385 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,281 OR MAYBE JUST WAIT TILL THEY CALLED YOU? 386 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,483 WOULD YOU BE DISAPPOINTED? 387 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,053 DISAPPOINTED? 388 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:29,389 WHY, IT'D BREAK MY SPIRIT IS WHAT, ANDY. 389 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,158 YEAH, BUT, BUT, GOMER... 390 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,227 YOU REMEMBER HOW I TOLD YOU MY DADDY SAID 391 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,762 ONE DAY I WAS GONNA GET TESTED 392 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,597 AND HE WOULDN'T BE AROUND TO HELP 393 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,466 AND I'D HAVE TO MAKE IT ON MY OWN? 394 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,534 WELL, THAT'S WHAT I GOTTA DO NOW, 395 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,670 AND I WOULDN'T WANNA DISAPPOINT HIM 396 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,505 OR THE MARINES. 397 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,541 IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH, GOMER. 398 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,277 I KNOW. 399 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,678 AND GET TOUGHER. 400 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,745 RIGHT. 401 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:58,518 BUT YOU WANT IT, HUH? 402 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,621 WELL, I'LL, UH...I'LL CATCH UP TO YOU LATER ON. 403 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,423 MEANTIME, YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 404 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,592 YEAH, AND I KNOW JUST HOW TO DO IT, TOO. 405 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,469 I COULDN'T BELIEVE THIS! 406 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,339 LISTEN, I'VE BEEN 14 YEARS IN THE MARINE CORPS, 407 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,508 14 YEARS, AND I'VE NEVER SEEN -- 408 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,343 SO I GO OUTSIDE TO GIVE THESE GUYS 409 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,677 A CHANCE TO FIX THEIR STUFF. 410 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,079 YOU KNOW, YOU WERE THERE. 411 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,247 Man: RIGHT, RIGHT. 412 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,216 I COME BACK IN AND THERE HE IS, 413 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,185 IN MY BLUES, MY DRESS BLUES! 414 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,453 DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? 415 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,388 COME ON, IS HE SERIOUS? YEAH, HE SAW HIM! 416 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,856 DID YOU KILL HIM? YOU COULD'VE KILLED HIM. 417 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,458 EVERYBODY WOULD UNDERSTAND. 418 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,660 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, THROW HIM IN THE BRIG? 419 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,529 I'M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING. 420 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,697 IT'S ALL GOING TO BE DONE FOR ME. HOW DO YOU FIGURE? 421 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,699 WELL, THE OLD MAN'S COMING BY LATER TO TAKE 422 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,635 A LOOK AT THE RAW STUFF THAT'S COMING IN. 423 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,204 HE'S GOING TO SEE THIS CLOWN AND THE MESS HIS GEAR IS IN 424 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,739 AND HE'S GOING TO ASK ME HOW COME. 425 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,441 AND I'M GOING TO SAY, "IMPOSSIBLE," 426 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,376 AND THIS JUGHEAD WILL BE OUT OF HERE 427 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,777 ON HIS WAY HOME BY TONIGHT. 428 00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,846 THAT'S THE BEST IDEA, SEND THE JUGHEAD HOME. 429 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,481 OH, I'D SEND HIM HOME, ALL RIGHT. 430 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,782 BUT FIRST I'D KILL HIM. 431 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,884 I'VE GOT BE GOING. 432 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,719 I'VE GOT THIS ONE. 433 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,833 HI, SERGEANT. HI. 434 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,369 HOW'S GOMER MAKING OUT? 435 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,436 GOMER PYLE. 436 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,771 I'M ANDY TAYLOR, GOMER'S FRIEND. 437 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,306 OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 438 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,208 YOU CAME IN WITH HIM THIS MORNING. 439 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,910 THAT'S RIGHT, HOW'S HE MAKING OUT? 440 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,646 LOOK, UH, TAYLOR... 441 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,283 WHERE DID THIS PYLE COME FROM, HUH? 442 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,617 HE DIDN'T, UH... 443 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,352 HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, DID HE? 444 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,521 HE DIDN'T, UH, HE DIDN'T TELL YOU? 445 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,290 TELL ME WHAT? 446 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,726 LOOK, SERGEANT, ALL I CAN TELL YOU 447 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:50,297 IS THAT GOMER PYLE TOLD ME THAT HE WANTS TO MAKE IT ON HIS OWN. 448 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,365 HE DON'T WANT ANY FAVORS FROM ANYBODY. 449 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,734 HE WANTS TO BE TREATED LIKE ANY OTHER RECRUIT, 450 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,470 AS IF HIS NAME WAS SMITH OR JONES AND NOT PYLE. 451 00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,507 HE DON'T WANT THE NAME PYLE TO MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE. 452 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:04,577 HE DON'T WANT ANY SPECIAL FAVORS JUST BECAUSE HIS NAME IS PYLE. 453 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,913 SO HIS NAME'S PYLE. WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH -- 454 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,681 NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT I SAY. 455 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,417 AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED, 456 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,519 HE'S PLAIN OLD PRIVATE LUCIUS PYLE. 457 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,720 I MEAN, GOMER PYLE. 458 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,488 OKAY? 459 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:16,689 SURE. 460 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:17,724 GOOD. 461 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,595 WAIT A MINUTE. 462 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,366 JUST A MINUTE. 463 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,935 PYLE. YOU DON'T MEAN TO TELL ME THAT...? 464 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,837 LOOK, I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING. 465 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,839 GOMER PYLE IS RELATED TO GENERAL PYLE, 466 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:33,906 GENERAL LUCIUS PYLE? 467 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,375 SERGEANT, I DON'T KNOW 468 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,776 WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 469 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,711 ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS THAT LUCIUS -- 470 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,680 I MEAN GOMER'S DADDY -- GOMER'S DADDY 471 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,482 TOLD HIM NOT TO EXPECT ANY HELP FROM HIM, 472 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,984 THAT HE WAS GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE IT ON HIS OWN. 473 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,719 HIS DADDY?! YOU MEAN -- 474 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,655 I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING. 475 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,225 AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE? 476 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,962 IS THIS SOME KIND OF TEST? 477 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,433 JUST TO SEE HOW WE'D DO ON THE FIRST DAY 478 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,535 WITH THE CLUMSIEST, GOOFIEST RECRUIT? 479 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:05,372 AND TO GET THE GENERAL'S BOY TO PLAY THE PART? 480 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,240 I SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY. 481 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,342 I BETTER GO. THAT'S IT, HUH? 482 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,010 A TEST WITH THE GENERAL'S SON, 483 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,413 AND THE COLONEL'S IN ON THE WHOLE THING? 484 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,383 BECAUSE WHY WOULD A COLONEL COME AROUND ON THE FIRST DAY 485 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,784 TO LOOK AT A BUNCH OF BOOTS? 486 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,919 THAT'S THE BIG PLAN, ISN'T IT, HUH 487 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,521 NO COMMENT. THAT'S IT, HUH? 488 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:23,990 YEAH. 489 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,360 KEEP IT QUIET, HUH 490 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:30,430 DON'T SAY A WORD ABOUT THIS TO ANYBODY, RIGHT? 491 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,464 LIPS ARE SEALED. 492 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,092 TEN-HUT! 493 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,663 SQUARE UP THOSE SHOULDERS, LAD. 494 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:12,098 CHIN UP, BOY. 495 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:14,100 WELL, YOU'LL LEARN AFTER A WHILE. 496 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,868 SHINE THOSE BOOTS PROPERLY. 497 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,837 LET'S GET TO WORK ON THESE BUNKS. 498 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,045 WELL, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 499 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,881 THAT'S THE WAY A BUNK 500 00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:29,982 SHOULD BE MADE UP. 501 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,083 GOOD MAN, SERGEANT. 502 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,084 YES, SIR! 503 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,486 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, LAD? 504 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,887 PRIVATE GOMER PYLE, SIR. 505 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,924 WELL, YOU'RE GETTING OFF TO A GOOD START, PYLE. 506 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,092 SIR! I WANT TO BE A MARINE! 507 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,128 GOOD, GOOD. 508 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:43,796 PYLE, EH? 509 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,465 YES, SIR! 510 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:46,966 WELL, IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, 511 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,569 I'D GUESS YOU WERE GENERAL LUCIUS PYLE'S BOY, 512 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:52,639 BUT I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW THE GENERAL HAS NO CHILDREN. 513 00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:54,707 SURE WOULD LIKE TO MEET HIM. 514 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:56,743 WELL, MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU WILL. 515 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,445 YES, SIR. 516 00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:00,447 IN THE MEANTIME, IF YOU RUN INTO HIM, 517 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,048 TELL HIM GOMER PYLE SAYS "HEY." 518 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,116 CARRY ON. 519 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:20,967 REALLY, GOMER? 520 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,569 AND THEN THE COLONEL SAID, 521 00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:24,604 "IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER," SAYS, 522 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:27,106 "I'D THINK HE'S GENERAL LUCIUS PYLE'S SON." 523 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,475 HE SAID THAT TO ME. 524 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,909 AW, THAT'S SWELL, GOMER. 525 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,911 AND YOU WAS WORRIED I MIGHT NOT MAKE THE GRADE. 526 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:34,681 TELL THE TRUTH, YOU WAS WORRIED, RIGHT? 527 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:36,983 WELL... YOU'VE JUST GOT TO HAVE MORE FAITH IN ME, ANDY. 528 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,518 I GUESS. 529 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,886 LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO GO, GOMER. 530 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,621 YOU BE GOOD AND FOLLOW ORDERS, NOW. 531 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:42,622 RIGHT. 532 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:45,592 Man: TEN-TION! 533 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,527 GOMER, THEY WANT YOU. I KNOW. 534 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,462 PYLE, ARE YOU DEAF? FALL IN! 535 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,531 BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE, SARGE. 536 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:52,732 WILL YOU WRITE TO ME, ANDY? 537 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:53,900 YEAH, I WILL, GO ON, GOMER! 538 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,134 LET ME KNOW WHO WALLY GETS 539 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,604 TO TAKE MY PLACE AT THE FILLING STATION 540 00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:00,039 AND HOW THE APRICOT FESTIVAL TURNS OUT 541 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,542 AND LET ME KNOW IF WHEN IDA CARRINGTON 542 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:03,976 GETS HER LEG OUT OF A CAST 543 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:06,613 AND IF MISS HOOKS FOUND HER BOSTON BULLDOG 544 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:09,516 AND WHO'S GETTIN' MARRIED AND WHO'S AILIN' 545 00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,684 AND WHO'S BORN... 37396

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