Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:12,780
STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
2
00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:15,349
WITH RONNY HOWARD...
3
00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:18,052
ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
4
00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:22,390
WELL, I STILL SAY
IT'S SCRATCHED.
5
00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:23,791
WELL, YOU CAN'T
HARDLY SEE IT.
6
00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,393
WELL, IT'S SCRATCHED.
7
00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,061
WELL, IT'S
JUST A LITTLE SCRATCH.
8
00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:29,063
WELL, BUT ANY WAY YOU LOOK
AT IT, IT'S SCRATCHED.
9
00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:31,332
Floyd: YEAH.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, BOY?
10
00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,067
OH,
THE CAR'S SCRATCHED.
11
00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:35,703
GOMER'S GOT ONE OF THEM
NEW-STYLE GAS NOZZLES.
12
00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:38,406
YOU KNOW, THE KIND THAT SHUTS
ITSELF OFF AUTOMATIC
13
00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:39,607
WHEN THE TANK'S FULL.
14
00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,075
DON'T HAVE TO HAVE
ANYBODY THERE.
15
00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:42,443
WELL, IT SCRATCHES UP
YOUR CAR.
16
00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:43,744
WELL, HOW WOULD THAT
SCRATCH YOUR CAR?
17
00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:45,713
WELL, BECAUSE THERE AIN'T
ANYBODY WATCHING.
18
00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:48,449
AND WHEN IT SHUTS ITSELF OFF,
IT KIND OF JUMPS.
19
00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:52,320
NOW, WHEN I PAY A MAN
GOOD MONEY TO FILL MY TANK,
20
00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:56,224
I WANT HIM BACK THERE
FILLING IT, NOT SOME GADGET.
21
00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:57,858
IT'S THE SAME
IN BARBERING.
22
00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,694
THEY GOT THOSE LITTLE ELECTRIC
MACHINES NOW, YOU KNOW,
23
00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:02,396
WHERE YOU JUST PUSH
A BUTTON
24
00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:04,365
AND IT OOZES OUT
READY-MADE LATHER.
25
00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,733
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
26
00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:06,800
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT,
FLOYD?
27
00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:08,402
WHAT'S WRONG?
28
00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,471
WELL, I'D RATHER MIX MY OWN
LATHER IN A SHAVING MUG.
29
00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,706
I KIND OF LIKE THE SOUND
THE BRUSH MAKES AGAINST THE MUG.
30
00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:16,377
YOU KNOW, IT'S A KIND OF
A CLEP, CLEP, CLEP SOUND.
31
00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,511
WELL, WHAT'S THAT
GOT TO DO
32
00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:18,712
WITH WHAT
I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT?
33
00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,248
WELL, JUST LIKE YOU SAID --
GADGETS.
34
00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:21,615
EVERYTHING IS GADGETS.
35
00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:23,284
WELL, IT AIN'T
THE SAME THING, FLOYD.
36
00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:25,286
I CAN UNDERSTAND
AN ELECTRIC LATHER MAKER.
37
00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,787
BUT YOU'RE NOT A BARBER!
38
00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:29,323
YOU DON'T KNOW
ABOUT MIXING LATHER IN A MUG
39
00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:30,424
WITH A BRUSH
AND EVERYTHING.
40
00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,226
OH, CLEP...
41
00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:33,561
THAT'S SUCH A NICE SOUND.
42
00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,862
HI, THERE, OPE.
43
00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,798
HEY, OPE,
YOU WALKING IN YOUR SLEEP?
44
00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,833
OH, HI, PA.
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.
45
00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,635
I WAS JUST LISTENING
TO THE BASEBALL GAME
46
00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:43,837
ON MY TRANSISTOR.
HM.
47
00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:45,706
IT'S A FINE THING
WHEN THE ONLY WAY A FATHER
48
00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,241
CAN SPEAK TO HIS SON
IS BY BUYING
49
00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,609
A SPOT ANNOUNCEMENT
ON THE RADIO.
50
00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,744
SPOT ANNOUNCEMENT!
51
00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,580
THAT -- THAT'S FUNNY,
ANDY.
52
00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,782
LISTEN, TELL THE BOYS GOING
CAMPING WITH US TOMORROW
53
00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,684
I WANT THEM TO MEET ME HERE
AT 5:00.
54
00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,619
HE STRUCK HIM OUT!
55
00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,254
DID YOU HEAR ME?
56
00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:02,356
TELL THE BOYS GOING CAMPING
WITH US TOMORROW
57
00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:04,825
I WANT THEM TO MEET ME
AT THE COURTHOUSE AT 5:00.
58
00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,227
OH. OKAY, PA.
59
00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:07,461
MM.
60
00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:10,464
EASY LIVING,
AUTOMATIC GAS NOZZLES,
61
00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:12,233
TRANSISTOR RADIOS.
62
00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:13,834
ELECTRIC LATHER MAKERS.
63
00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,336
IT AIN'T THE SAME THING,
FLOYD.
64
00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:17,305
WELL, WE'LL GET AWAY
FROM ALL THAT
65
00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:18,439
WHEN WE GO CAMPING
TOMORROW.
66
00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,474
BESIDES,
IT COMES OUT COLD.
67
00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:23,811
THOSE ELECTRIC
LATHER MAKERS.
68
00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:26,847
YOU KNOW, THEY OOZE OUT
COLD LATHER.
69
00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,183
NOW, IN A MUG,
YOU MIX IT WITH HOT WATER,
70
00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:31,452
AND YOU CAN MAKE HOT LATHER.
71
00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,821
YOU DON'T LIKE THEM
ELECTRIC ONES, DO YOU, FLOYD?
72
00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,889
NO, I DON'T.
NO. AND YOU KNOW WHY?
73
00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:37,558
YEAH, WE KNOW WHY.
74
00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,293
BECAUSE OF THE SOUND
THE BRUSH MAKES IN THE MUG.
75
00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:42,796
ISN'T THAT A NICE SOUND?
CLEP, CLEP.
76
00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:49,737
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN SEE
THAT SCRATCH FROM HERE.
77
00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,707
NOW, FLETCHER ROBERTS
WILL TAKE US
78
00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,776
AS FAR AS THE FIRE ROAD
IN HIS PICKUP TRUCK,
79
00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,378
AND WE CAN HIKE IN
FROM THERE.
80
00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:58,979
NOW, BOYS,
WHEN WE GET THERE,
81
00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,549
WE'VE ALL GOT TO SHARE
IN THE RESPONSIBILITY.
82
00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:03,817
ABSOLUTELY.
WE ALL GOT TO SHARE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
83
00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:06,287
NOW, I ENJOY FUN
AS MUCH AS THE NEXT FELLA,
84
00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,921
BUT WE ALSO HAVE TO
OBSERVE THE RULES.
85
00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:09,557
LET'S WATCH THEM RULES,
BOYS.
YEAH.
86
00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:12,360
NOW, LET'S STICK CLOSE TOGETHER
AND ENJOY THIS OUTING
87
00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,962
AND HAVE A LOT OF FUN WHILE
WE'RE COMMUNICATING WITH NATURE.
88
00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:17,498
"THUSWAYS,"
BOTH THE SHERIFF AND I
89
00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,800
WILL BE ABLE TO PASS ALONG
TO YOU
90
00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,735
OUR SKILLS AS WOODSMEN
91
00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:23,604
IN ORDER THAT YOU, IN TURN,
92
00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,706
CAN PASS IT ALONG
TO YOUR CHILDREN
93
00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,276
AND
YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN.
YEAH. WELL --
94
00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:31,412
NOW, YOU WILL BE AWAY
FROM THE ROARING TRAFFIC'S BOOM,
95
00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,247
AND YOU WILL LEARN
TO GET ALONG
96
00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:35,883
BY USING
GOOD OL' PIONEER MOXIE.
97
00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,651
LIVE OFF THE LAND.
98
00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,920
NOW, W-WHAT IF ALL THE
ELECTRICITY WENT OFF TOMORROW?
99
00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,355
WOULD YOU KNOW
WHAT TO DO?
100
00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:42,490
WOULD YOU, HOWIE?
101
00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,825
UH, PUT IN
A NEW FUSE?
102
00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:47,261
NO, YOU WOULDN'T PUT IN
A NEW FUSE.
103
00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:48,862
BUT YOU CAN'T PUT IN
AN OLD FUSE.
104
00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,498
YOU WOULDN'T PUT IN
ANY FUSES.
105
00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,032
BUT YOU HAVE TO
HAVE FUSES.
106
00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,368
LOOK, WE'RE NOT HERE TO TALK
ABOUT FUSES.
107
00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:55,603
WE ARE HERE --
BARN, BARN, BARN,
108
00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,305
I-I THINK
THE BOYS UNDERSTAND.
109
00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:59,707
OKAY, FELLAS, WE'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW MORNING AT 7:00.
110
00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,609
RUN HOME
AND GET READY NOW.
111
00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,277
THE -- THE IMPORTANT THING
IS --
112
00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,279
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
THAT WE'RE GONNA ROUGH IT
113
00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:06,847
AND IT'S GONNA BE GOOD
FOR YOU!
114
00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,621
HEY, BARNEY.
115
00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:14,888
HEY, GOMER.
116
00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,957
HEY, ANDY.
HEY, GOMER.
117
00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:18,492
I'M SORRY I'M LATE
FOR THE MEETING,
118
00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:20,394
BUT I DON'T GUESS
IT MATTERS
119
00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:22,463
'CAUSE I DON'T EXPECT
I'LL BE GOING ALONG.
WELL, WHY NOT?
120
00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:24,465
WELL, THERE'S THIS MOVIE ON TV
TOMORROW NIGHT
121
00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:25,966
WITH PRESTON FOSTER
I WANT TO SEE.
122
00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,635
NOW, WOULDN'T YOU
KNOW IT?
123
00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,069
NOW, THAT'S JUST
EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE TRYING
124
00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,371
TO GET AWAY FROM.
125
00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,072
WE NEED TO GET OUTDOORS.
126
00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,907
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A LOT OF FUN, GOMER.
127
00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,710
BUT I DON'T KNOW THING ONE
ABOUT PIONEERING.
128
00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:38,446
WELL, WE'LL SHOW YOU
EVERYTHING --
129
00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,714
FIRE-MAKING, TRAPPING,
THE WHOLE BALL OF WAX.
130
00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,516
YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING,
GOMER.
131
00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:44,618
WELL, THAT'S WHAT THIS
PRESTON FOSTER PICTURE'S ABOUT.
132
00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:46,520
HE'S IN THIS FOREST
UP THERE IN THE NORTHWEST,
133
00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:48,088
AND I CAN LEARN FROM THAT.
134
00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,090
YEAH, BUT YOU WON'T BE GETTING
ANYTHING OUT OF IT.
135
00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,993
PRESTON FOSTER WILL BE DOING
ALL THE LEARNING FOR YOU.
136
00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,528
COME WITH US, GOMER.
137
00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:56,697
PRESTON FOSTER
WILL UNDERSTAND THIS ONE TIME.
138
00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,566
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
139
00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,067
* ...ON US
140
00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,035
* THERE AIN'T NO FLIES ON US
141
00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:03,504
* THERE MAY BE FLIES ON...
142
00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:05,573
OKAY, GUYS, THIS IS IT!
143
00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:06,640
RIGHT HERE.
144
00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:07,975
OVERLOOKING THE LAKE.
145
00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,810
MAYBE GET IN A LITTLE SWIM
BEFORE LUNCH.
146
00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,512
BUILD OUR CAMPFIRE
RIGHT HERE.
147
00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,981
THAT'S IT.
SPREAD OUT ALL AROUND HERE.
148
00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,983
GOOD PLACE, GOOD PLACE.
149
00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,785
YEAH.
150
00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,488
BARN, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THIS PLACE?
151
00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,624
OH, THIS IS FINE...
152
00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,825
I GUESS.
153
00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,126
IF I HAD MY WAY, THOUGH,
154
00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,596
I'D LIKE TO GO ON
ANOTHER 10 OR 15 MILES.
155
00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:31,765
I WOULDN'T.
NO, WE DON'T WANT TO TIRE
THE YOUNG'UNS.
156
00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,704
THEY HAVEN'T LEARNED TO CONSERVE
THEIR STRENGTH YET.
157
00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,706
HEY, GUYS,
LET'S GET SOME FIREWOOD.
158
00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:41,642
YEAH!YEAH!
ALL RIGHT!LET'S GO!
159
00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:50,851
Together: * ...JACOB
JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT *
160
00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:54,722
* HIS NAME IS MY NAME, TOO
161
00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:58,726
* WHENEVER WE GO OUT,
THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT *
162
00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,961
* JOHN JACOB
JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT *
163
00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,730
* TRA LA, LA LA, LA LA LA
164
00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:06,467
* JOHN JACOB
JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT *
165
00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:10,137
* HIS NAME IS MY NAME, TOO
166
00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:14,141
* WHENEVER WE GOT OUT,
THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT *
167
00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:16,710
* JOHN JACOB
JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT *
168
00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:19,179
HEY!
THAT'S THE WAY TO SING A SONG!
169
00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,482
HEY, PA, HOW ABOUT TELLING US
A GHOST STORY?
170
00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:23,851
YEAH!YEAH!
YEAH!YEAH!
171
00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,486
COME ON, ANDY.
172
00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,721
THAT'S THE FUN OF A CAMPFIRE --
TELLING A GHOST STORY.
173
00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,623
Gomer:
BARNEY'S RIGHT.
174
00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,659
SCARY STORIES ARE A LOT OF FUN
AROUND THE CAMPFIRE.
175
00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,694
IT'S THE ONLY TIME
THEY'RE SCARY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
176
00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,863
[ ALL TALKING
OVER EACH OTHER ]
177
00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:38,031
WELL, I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW
IF YOUR PARENTS
178
00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,801
WOULD WANT ME TELLING
GHOST STORIES.
COME ON!
179
00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,536
All:
WE WANT A GHOST STORY!
180
00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:44,438
WE WANT A GHOST STORY!
181
00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,839
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
182
00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,508
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
183
00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,543
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
184
00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,779
HOLD IT, I'LL TELL ONE.
I'LL TELL ONE. I'LL TELL ONE.
185
00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,714
NOW BE REAL QUIET FOR ME.
186
00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,884
BE REAL QUIET.
LET ME -- LET'S SEE HERE.
187
00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,526
LISTEN.
188
00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,629
YOU HEAR THAT?
189
00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,864
THAT'S A HOOT OWL.
190
00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:14,001
THAT REMINDS ME OF A STORY.
191
00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:19,106
A LONG TIME AGO,
RIGHT IN THESE VERY WOODS,
192
00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:22,610
THERE LIVED AN OLD HERMIT.
193
00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:26,113
AND THEY SAY THAT, BURIED
RIGHT HERE IN THESE WOODS,
194
00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:29,016
THERE WAS THIS --
THIS HIDDEN TREASURE.
195
00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:32,185
AND THIS OLD HERMIT
USED TO LOOK FOR THAT TREASURE.
196
00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:35,623
DAY AND NIGHT,
HE LOOKED FOR IT.
197
00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:40,227
ONE NIGHT, HE WENT INTO
A REAL DARK CAVE
198
00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:42,730
LOOKING FOR THE TREASURE.
199
00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:46,767
AND SUDDENLY, THERE WERE
TWO EYES LOOKING AT HIM,
200
00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,236
BURNING LIKE COALS OF FIRE.
201
00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:52,673
AND THE OLD HERMIT
REACHED OUT HIS HAND,
202
00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:57,578
AND HE TOUCHED SOMETHING FURRY,
AND THE THING WENT RRR!
203
00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,980
IT WAS A BEAR.
IT BIT HIS ARM OFF!
204
00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,248
SHAZAM.
205
00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:04,051
THE OLD HERMIT
TOOK OUT HIS KNIFE,
206
00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,119
AND HE KILLED THE BEAR
WITH HIS OTHER ARM.
207
00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,922
AND WHILE HE WAS
STUMBLING AROUND,
208
00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:12,893
TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE CAVE,
HE FOUND THE TREASURE.
209
00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:16,897
AND HE TOOK IT,
AND HE BOUGHT HIMSELF AN ARM
210
00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,767
TO REPLACE THE ARM HE HAD LOST.
211
00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,069
AND IT WASN'T AN ORDINARY ARM.
212
00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:25,105
IT WAS AN ARM
MADE OUT OF PURE GOLD.
213
00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,074
MANY YEARS LATER,
214
00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,843
WHEN THE OLD HERMIT DIED,
215
00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:34,081
A THIEF WHO HAD HEARD
ABOUT THIS GOLDEN ARM
216
00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:36,850
CAME AND STOLE IT.
217
00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:41,121
AND THEN A STRANGE THING
HAPPENED.
218
00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:44,758
WHEN THEY CAME TO GET
THE OLD HERMIT TO BURY HIM,
219
00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,259
HE WAS GONE.
220
00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,195
HE DISAPPEARED.
221
00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:51,732
AND THEY SAY THAT, RIGHT TODAY,
222
00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:55,168
HE'S LOOKING FOR THAT GOLDEN ARM
223
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,605
WITHOUT WHICH
HE CAN NEVER BE BURIED.
224
00:08:57,638 --> 00:09:01,842
AND HE'S LOOKING RIGHT HERE
IN THESE VERY WOODS
225
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,844
FOR HIS GOLDEN ARM.
226
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,346
AND YOU CAN HEAR HIM AT NIGHT.
227
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,683
YOU CAN HEAR HIM SAYING,
"WHO?
228
00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:12,920
"WHO?
229
00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,856
"WHO STOLE MY GOLDEN ARM?
230
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:19,059
"WHO STOLE MY GOLDEN ARM?
231
00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:24,197
WHO STOLE
MY GOLDEN ARM?"
232
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,900
WHO STOLE
MY GOLDEN ARM?!
233
00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,774
WELL, THAT'S IT, BOYS.
THERE'S YOUR GHOST STORY.
234
00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,242
NOW LET'S ALL
GET SOME SLEEP.
235
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,678
YEAH, NOW, REMEMBER, BOYS,
THAT WAS JUST A STORY.
236
00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,079
THAT'S ALL IT WAS.
237
00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,648
NOTHING TO BE FRIGHTENED ABOUT,
RIGHT, ANGE?
238
00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,282
THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW, LET'S GET SOME SLEEP
239
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,251
SO WE CAN GET UP REAL EARLY
IN THE MORNING.
240
00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,674
BARNEY, GOMER,
WAKE UP!
241
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:07,908
HUH?
WHAT?
242
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,276
OPIE'S GONE!
WHAT?
243
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:10,678
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE,
TREY?
244
00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,179
OPIE'S GONE.
245
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,681
HIS SLEEPING BAG'S HERE,
BUT HE ISN'T ANYWHERE AROUND.
246
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:14,882
WHAT?
247
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:18,251
THAT MEANS HE'S OUT THERE
SOMEPLACE --
248
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,120
LOST IN THE WILDERNESS.
249
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:23,023
Gomer: SHAZAM.
250
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,330
NOW, YOU'RE SURE OPIE DIDN'T
SAY ANYTHING TO YOU
251
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,099
ABOUT GOING ANYWHERE?
WHERE DID HE GO?
252
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,334
DID -- DID ANY OF YOU BOYS
SEE OPIE LEAVE THIS MORNING?
253
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,403
NO!
WHERE IS HE?
WHERE IS HE?
254
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,971
WELL, LISTEN, JUST --
255
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,207
YOU JUST TAKE IT EASY
AND STAY RIGHT HERE.
256
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,142
AND DON'T WORRY.
I'LL FIND HIM.
257
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,144
SEE, BOYS?
258
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,113
THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO TELLING YOU.
259
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,248
YOU HAVEN'T LEARNED HOW TO
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES.
260
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,951
COME ON, GOMER. LET'S
YOU AND ME COMB THE
NORTH SLOPE THERE.
261
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,721
HEY, WE BETTER WAIT
ON ANDY.
YOU DON'T SEEM
TO UNDERSTAND!
262
00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,222
THERE'S A TENDERFOOT
LOST OUT THERE!
263
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,757
EVERY SECOND COUNTS!
COME ON!
264
00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:01,128
OPIE!
265
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,196
YOU SEE ANY SIGN
OF HIM?
266
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,298
NO TRACE.
HIDE NOR HAIR.
267
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,935
WE GOT TO FOLLOW
HIS FUR TRAIL.
268
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,804
LOOK FOR FOOTPRINTS, A BROKEN
BRANCH, OR A WRINKLED LEAF --
269
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,273
ANY SIGN TO TELL A TRAINED EYE
THAT SOMEONE'S PASSED.
270
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,342
A BROKEN BRANCH, HUH?
YEAH.
271
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:22,349
HEY, THERE'S ONE.
HE MUST HAVE COME THIS WAY.
272
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,454
HEY, HERE COMES OPIE.
273
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,322
HEY, OPE.
WHERE YOU BEEN?
274
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,025
[ ALL TALKING
OVER EACH OTHER ]
275
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,460
NOW, SEE, BOYS,
276
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:36,429
THAT'S WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT
AT THE COURTHOUSE.
277
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,198
WE HAVE TO STAY
TOGETHER.
278
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,768
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU WAS
GOING OFF BY YOURSELF LIKE THAT?
279
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,102
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
STICK TOGETHER
280
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,771
AND NOT GO WANDERING OFF
BY OURSELVES.
281
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,273
BUT I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU
WITH THESE BERRIES I PICKED.
282
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,408
YEAH, YOU SURPRISED ME,
ALL RIGHT.
283
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,177
WHERE'S
BARNEY AND GOMER?
284
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,813
THEY WENT OUT
LOOKING FOR OPIE.
WHAT?!
285
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,048
BARNEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO
COMB THE NORTH SLOPE.
286
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,950
NOW, YOU SEE,
BARNEY AND GOMER
287
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:59,887
HAD TO GO OFF WITHOUT BREAKFAST
TO TRY TO FIND YOU.
288
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,790
I'M SORRY, PAW.
RULES ARE RULES, OPIE.
289
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:05,392
WHEN YOU BREAK THEM,
YOU SPOIL IT FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.
290
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,028
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
GET YOUR GEAR STRAIGHTENED OUT,
291
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,797
AND WE'LL HAVE
SOME BREAKFAST.
292
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,833
WELL, IT'S A CINCH
HE ISN'T ANYWHERE AROUND HERE,
293
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,769
OR THESE OLD BABY BLUES
WOULD HAVE SPOTTED HIM.
294
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:18,105
ALL RIGHT, LET'S WORK OUR WAY
BACK TOWARD CAMP.
295
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,473
HEY, BARNEY,
AIN'T CAMP THAT WAY?
296
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,310
BOY, IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU GOT ME ALONG, GOMER.
297
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,879
YOU'D JUST GO OFF THAT WAY,
WOULDN'T YOU?
298
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,148
AND GET YOURSELF IN
DEEPER AND DEEPER.
299
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,183
YOU GOT NO PIONEER MOXIE
AT ALL.
300
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,986
OUR CAMP
HAPPENS TO BE THAT WAY.
301
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,255
NOW, COME ON.
BUT, BARNEY...
302
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,901
HIYA, BOYS!
HOW ARE YOU?
303
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,803
WELL,
HELLO THERE, FLETCH.
304
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,005
HOW'S IT GOING?
FINE, FINE, FINE.
305
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,941
I, UH, BROUGHT UP A LITTLE
ARCHERY EQUIPMENT HERE.
306
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,843
I THOUGHT THE FELLAS COULD DO
A LITTLE PRACTICING.
307
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,410
OH, GOOD. SO YOU BRUNG
YOUR WEAPONS UP HERE.
308
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,246
BE CAREFUL, FELLAS.
CAREFUL NOW.
309
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,884
OH, UH, AUNT BEE SENT UP
SOME ROASTED CHICKEN
310
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,552
IN CASE YOU'RE TIRED
OF HOT DOGS.
311
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,587
OH, BLESS HER HEART.
BLESS HER HEART.
312
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,522
HEY, UH --
HEY, FLETCH, YOU, UH --
313
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:12,092
YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN
TO RUN INTO BARNEY AND GOMER
314
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,393
ALONG THE ROAD, DID YOU?
315
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,528
WELL, NO.
AREN'T THEY HERE WITH YOU?
316
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:18,065
WELL, NO.
THEY WANDERED OFF THIS MORNING.
317
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,599
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
318
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,035
DON'T TELL ME BARNEY WENT OUT
AND GOT HISSELF LOST.
319
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,904
AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?
BARNEY'S LOST!
320
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,572
THAT'S EVEN BETTER
THAN A GHOST STORY.
321
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,207
YEAH,
BARNEY THE PIONEER.
322
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,608
Andy: WELL, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
323
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,377
NOBODY SAID
BARNEY WAS LOST.
324
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,145
WELL, WHERE IS HE?
325
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:35,115
WELL, HE'S NOT ONE
TO HANG AROUND THE COOKING FIRE.
326
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,184
HE'S OUT SOMEWHERE DOING
HIS NATURE STUDIES,
327
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,119
REALLY TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF THE CAMP-OUT.
328
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,188
BUT HE'S BEEN GONE
ALL MORNING, PA.
329
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:45,392
WELL, THAT -- THAT'S --
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
330
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,427
HE -- HE'LL BE BACK
AFTER A WHILE,
331
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,396
AND HE'LL BRING BACK
SOME INTERESTING STUFF
FOR US TO STUDY ON.
332
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,064
NOW -- NOW, RUN OFF
AND HAVE SOME FUN
333
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:53,233
WITH THE BOWS AND ARROWS
WITH FLETCH, BUT BE CAREFUL NOW.
334
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,035
DON'T SHOOT ONE ANOTHER.
I'LL WATCH THEM.
335
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,503
ALL RIGHT FELLAS,
LET'S GO ON OVER HERE.
336
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,039
HERE WE GO. DON'T GO SHOOTING
TILL WE GET THERE.
337
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,840
RIGHT OVER THERE.
Boy: COME ON.
338
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,959
WELL, I THINK WE CAN TAKE
A BREATHER HERE.
339
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,427
WE'RE ALMOST BACK
TO CAMP.
340
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,395
WELL, IT CAN'T BE TOO SOON
FOR ME.
341
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,197
I'M ABOUT STARVED.
342
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:27,167
WE DIDN'T HAVE NO BREAKFAST,
AND IT'S ALREADY PAST NOON.
343
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,536
WELL,
IT WON'T BE LONG NOW.
344
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,139
BUT DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU COULD
GET FOOD OUT HERE IN THE WOODS
345
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,974
ANYTIME,
LIKE THE PIONEERS?
346
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,675
WELL, SURE.
OF COURSE I CAN.
347
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,177
WELL, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
348
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,412
I'D LIKE SOME OF THAT FOOD
OFF THE LAND,
349
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,949
AND I KNOW MY STOMACH
WOULD APPRECIATE IT.
350
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,951
THAT IS,
IF YOU REALLY CAN DO IT.
351
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,019
WELL, OF COURSE
I COULD DO IT.
352
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:49,222
NORMALLY, I'D JUST MAKE A --
A SNARE AND CATCH A --
353
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,458
A PHEASANT
OR SOME SUCH WILD BIRD.
354
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,493
A PHEASANT, HUH?
HEY, THAT SOUNDS TASTY.
355
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,228
LET'S HAVE THAT.
356
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,297
WELL, I WOULD,
EXCEPT THAT...
357
00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,500
WELL, YOU CAN'T MAKE A DECENT
SNARE WITHOUT A PIECE OF STRING.
358
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,435
BOY, IF WE HAD
A PIECE OF STRING,
359
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:05,072
I'D CATCH YOU A BIRD DINNER
YOU'D NEVER FORGET.
360
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,007
IT'S JUST A DARN PITY
THAT WE DON'T --
361
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,009
I GOT SOME STRING.
YOU DO?
362
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,210
SURE.
363
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,611
I ALWAYS CARRY
AN EXTRA SHOELACE.
364
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,413
HERE, MAKE A SNARE.
365
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,182
BOY, MY MOUTH'S
ALREADY WATERING
366
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,716
FOR SOME OF THAT
PHEASANT BIRD.
367
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,186
WELL...
368
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,698
SEE, A WILD BIRD JUST FLIES
IN THERE TO GET THEM BERRIES,
369
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:34,334
AND THEN IT KNOCKS AGAINST
THAT STICK THERE,
370
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,569
AND THEN THIS --
THE SNARE, YOU SEE --
371
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,106
IT JUST FALLS DOWN ON IT,
AND YOU GOT IT.
372
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,608
WELL, I GUESS IT'S GONNA BE
TOUGH EATING, THOUGH.
373
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,743
A BIRD STRONG ENOUGH
TO MOVE THEM ROCKS
374
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,245
AND KNOCK THAT STICK OVER
375
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,547
IS BOUND TO BE
ON THE MUSCULAR SIDE.
376
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,718
WELL, LET'S GET ON
OUT OF HERE.
377
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,987
WE DON'T WANT TO
SCARE THEM AWAY.
378
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,399
HEY, BARNEY, WE'RE GONNA NEED
A FIRE, AIN'T WE?
379
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,734
A FIRE?
380
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,103
OH, YEAH.
YEAH, YOU GOT A MATCH?
381
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,471
YEAH, A MATCH.
382
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,573
'COURSE, WE COULD START ONE
JUST AS QUICK
383
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,375
BY RUBBING TWO STICKS
TOGETHER.
384
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,677
YOU KNOW,
FIRE BY CONSTRICTION --
385
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,279
AN OLD PIONEER TRICK.
386
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:23,183
BUT SINCE
YOU DO HAVE MATCHES, WHY...
387
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,551
YOU DO, DON'T YOU?
388
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,120
I GUESS YOU BETTER USE
THEM PIONEER STICKS.
389
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,322
WELL, OF COURSE,
ON THE OTHER HAND,
390
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,225
A COLD BIRD TASTES JUST AS GOOD
AS A WARM ONE.
391
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,794
YOU MEAN RAW, DON'T YOU?
YOU ARE A PIONEER.
392
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:38,131
BUT IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I'D LIKE MINE HEATED A TOUCH,
393
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,733
SO GO AHEAD AND MAKE THE FIRE,
IF YOU WOULD.
394
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,136
OH. SURE. OKAY.
395
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,607
HEY, BARNEY, AIN'T THIS
THE PLACE WE WAS A WHILE AGO?
396
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,143
THIS LOOKS LIKE
THE SAME TREE.
397
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,579
WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES.
I BELIEVE WE'RE LOST.
398
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,647
GOMER, THIS IS NOT
THE SAME TREE,
399
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,516
AND WE ARE NOT LOST.
400
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,252
WELL, MAYBE YOU AIN'T,
BUT I SURE DO FEEL MISPLACED.
401
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,488
GOMER, I'D STAKE
ALL I KNOW ABOUT THE WOODS
402
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,623
THAT WE HAVE
NEVER COME THIS WAY BEFORE.
403
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,626
YOU KEEP AN EYE ON THE SNARE,
AND I'LL GET A FIRE STARTED.
404
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,245
GOMER. Shh!
405
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,513
HI, ANDY.
KEEP IT DOWN.
406
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,215
I DON'T WANT BARNEY
TO HEAR US.
407
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,583
SURE GOOD TO SEE YOU.
DID OPIE GET BACK ALL RIGHT?
408
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,119
YEAH, HE'S BACK.
409
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,486
WE OUGHT NOT TO BE
TALKING HERE.
410
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,488
IT MIGHT SCARE
THE PHEASANT BIRDS AWAY.
411
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,190
OH, PHEASANT, HUH?
412
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,126
SURE HOPE WE CATCH
A BIG ONE.
413
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,328
WE WEREN'T EXPECTING YOU
FOR DINNER.
414
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,330
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
ANYWAY?
415
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:46,433
WELL, I GOT WORRIED WHEN
YOU DIDN'T COME BACK TO CAMP,
416
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:49,236
AND THOUGHT I MIGHT COME OUT
AND LOOK FOR YOU.
417
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,537
THEN WE ARE LOST.
418
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,572
I THOUGHT WE WAS,
BUT BARNEY SAID NO.
419
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,308
ARE THE BOYS BACK AT CAMP
GOING TO HAVE FUN WITH THIS.
420
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,310
I EXPECT OLD BARNEY'S
REALLY IN FOR IT,
421
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,845
HIM AND HIS PIONEERING TALK.
422
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,548
BOY, THE LAUGH'S
REALLY GOING TO BE ON HIM.
423
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,318
HEY, GOMER, SIT DOWN.
424
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,391
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID,
ABOUT THE LAUGH BEING ON BARNEY?
425
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,659
HUH?
426
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,427
THE LAUGH
WILL BE ON BARNEY,
427
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,629
AND I'M AFRAID
IT'D BE THE KIND OF LAUGH
428
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,465
THAT WOULD HURT HIM
PRETTY BAD.
429
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,467
I'D HATE TO SEE THAT,
WOULDN'T YOU?
430
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:24,404
YEAH.
431
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,407
AFTER ALL, HE CAME OUT HERE
JUST TO HELP, ANYWAY.
432
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,708
THAT'S RIGHT.
433
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,511
SURE WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING
WE COULD DO.
434
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:35,315
MAYBE THERE IS.
HERE.
435
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:38,751
BREAK THESE MATCHES OFF AND PUT
THE HEADS IN HIS FIRE-MAKER.
436
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,754
WELL, WHAT GOOD'S THE FIRE
WITHOUT A BIRD?
437
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,223
DON'T WORRY.
438
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,524
I'LL WATCH YOUR TRAP
AND GET YOU A PHEASANT.
439
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:45,892
DO YOU THINK
THERE'LL BE ONE?
440
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,694
I'M PRETTY POSITIVE.
441
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,529
SHAZAM.
442
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,199
GO ON. GO ON.
GO ON.
443
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,501
HURRY.
444
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,603
HEY, BARN.
445
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,472
HOW'S IT GOING?
446
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:03,376
OH, FINE, FINE.
I JUST, UH...
447
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,245
I JUST WANT TO GO
AND GET SOME TWIGS.
448
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,913
YOU KNOW,
FOR WHEN THIS GETS STARTED.
449
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,249
OKAY.
450
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,362
GOMER...
451
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,264
HEY, BARNEY,
NOW THAT I LOOK AT THIS TREE,
452
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,665
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
453
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,533
OF COURSE, WE NEVER COULD HAVE
BEEN HERE BEFORE.
454
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,569
I GUESS I JUST
AIN'T THE PIONEER YOU ARE.
455
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,237
GOMER, I GOT SOMETHING
I WANT TO --
456
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,938
I BEEN FEELING THIS LOG.
IT FEELS REAL WARM.
457
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,840
IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S ABOUT READY
TO FLAME UP.
458
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:11,744
SHOW ME
YOUR TWIRLING AGAIN.
459
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:16,616
YOU SEE, GOMER,
THE TRUTH IS...
460
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,251
BARN, YOU DID IT!
YOU DID IT!
461
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,287
I DECLARE,
YOU'RE A REGULAR DANIEL BOONE!
462
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,554
HERE.
YEAH, YEAH.
463
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,790
I TOLD YOU, DIDN'T I?
464
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,725
GET SOME MORE STICKS,
QUICK.
465
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,628
YEAH. YEAH, I'LL GET --
I'LL GET SOME FIREWOOD!
466
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,663
I'LL GET FIREWOOD!
467
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,665
HERE.
468
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,734
BE HOLDING THIS OVER THE FIRE
WHEN HE COMES BACK.
469
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,270
WOW!
AFTER YOU'VE EATEN,
I'LL MAKE A NOISE,
470
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,938
AND YOU TELL HIM
IT'S A LAKE LOON.
471
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,607
GOT IT?
WHAT'S A LAKE LOON?
472
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,742
I DON'T KNOW. JUST TELL HIM
IT'S A LAKE LOON, OKAY?
473
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:43,976
OKAY.
474
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:48,948
THIS OUGHT TO DO IT.
475
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,418
I REALLY HAD TO HUNT AROUND
FOR SOME DRY FIREWOOD.
476
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,919
WHAT'S THAT?
477
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:55,655
WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?
478
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,324
YOU MEAN
THAT SNARE WORKED?!
479
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,526
IT SURE DID.
480
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:00,927
A-A-AND IT'S DONE
AND EVERYTHING?
481
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,629
WELL, WHEN I SEEN IT
IN THE SNARE,
482
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,631
I TOOK IT RIGHT OUT
AND PLUCKED IT AND CLEANED IT
483
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:05,932
AND SET IT
RIGHT ON THE FIRE.
484
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,868
WELL, I-IT WORKED!
485
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,370
WE CAUGHT US A BIRD!
486
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,505
THE LAND IS FEEDING US,
JUST LIKE I SAID!
487
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,407
DANIEL BOONE
AIN'T NEVER DONE BETTER.
488
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,708
YEAH!
489
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:18,745
WELL, IT SEEMED TO HAVE
COOKED UP AWFUL FAST.
490
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,547
WELL --
491
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,315
WELL, THAT'S EASY
TO UNDERSTAND, THOUGH.
492
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,417
ANY FIRE STARTED PIONEER-STYLE
IS BOUND TO BE HOTTER
493
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,986
THAN FIRE STARTED
FROM JUST ORDINARY MATCHES.
494
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,755
YOU THINK
IT'S DONE YET?
495
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:41,901
THERE'S A TASTE
YOU CAN'T MATCH
496
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,437
WITH ANYTHING YOU'LL EVER FIND
IN THE CITY.
497
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,674
EVEN AUNT BEE COULDN'T HAVE
COOKED UP ANYTHING THAT GOOD.
498
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:52,078
YEAH. I EXPECT WE BETTER
BE HEADING BACK.
499
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,613
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
500
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,016
HEAR THAT?
501
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,785
THAT'S A LAKE LOON, AND IT COME
FROM THAT DIRECTION.
502
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,654
LET'S SEE, NOW. MOSS ON
THE NORTH SIDE OF THE TREES.
503
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:03,856
YES, SIR, THAT'S WHAT IT WAS,
ALL RIGHT -- A LAKE LOON --
504
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,525
THE KIND OF LOONS
YOU FIND AT LAKES.
505
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,560
'COURSE, IF WE WAITED FOR
THE NORTH STAR TO COME OUT...
506
00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,729
I WONDER WHERE
THAT LAKE LOON'S GOING.
507
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,764
HE'S PROBABLY HEADED
FOR THE LAKE.
508
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,666
OF COURSE, IF THE SUN...
509
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,001
WAIT A MINUTE.
510
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:18,638
YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF BIRD
THAT WAS? A LAKE LOON!
511
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,874
PROBABLY A WEB-FOOTED
RED-CRESTED LAKE LOON.
512
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:24,076
NOW, WHERE WOULD A WEB-FOOTED
RED-CRESTED LAKE LOON
513
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,478
BE HEADING?
514
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,614
TOWARD THE LAKE!
TOWARD THE LAKE!
515
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:28,948
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
516
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,450
YOU SEE, INSTEAD OF
JUST SITTING THERE,
517
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:31,851
YOU GOT TO USE
ALL YOUR SENSES.
518
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,486
THAT'S NATURE'S POINTER!
519
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,455
WE JUST FOLLOW THAT SOUND,
AND THERE'S A SHORTCUT HOME.
520
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,857
GOSH, BARNEY.
COME ON,
LET'S GET STARTED.
521
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,592
THE SOUND
CAME FROM RIGHT OVER --
522
00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:42,495
YOU'RE RIGHT AGAIN.
FROM THAT WAY.
RIGHT.
523
00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:58,044
HEY, BOYS!
524
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,547
COME HERE
AND LOOK WHO'S COMING.
525
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,081
THERE COMES BARNEY FIFE,
526
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,817
A TRUE PIONEER
IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE.
527
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:11,958
HI, BARNEY!HI, BARNEY!
HI, BARNEY!HI, BARNEY!
528
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,599
I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO GO OFF
LOOKING FOR ME, BARNEY.
529
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,100
OH, HECK,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
530
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,069
JUST GAVE ME A CHANCE TO GET
REACQUAINTED WITH NATURE.
531
00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:24,504
WELL,
WHERE YOU BEEN, ANYWAY?
532
00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:25,772
YOU BEEN GONE
MOST OF THE DAY.
533
00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,173
HOW IN THE WORLD
DID YOU MAKE OUT?
534
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:28,908
COME ON, BARNEY.
TELL THE BOYS ABOUT IT.
535
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:30,510
YEAH!
COME ON!TELL US!
536
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:31,778
OH, NO, NO.
537
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:35,515
WASN'T ANYTHING AT ALL.
JUST FORGET IT.
538
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:38,918
REMARKABLE AND MIRACULOUS
AS IT WAS, JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.
539
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,453
WHAT IS ALL THIS?
540
00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:41,921
WELL, HE MADE THIS TRAP
541
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:43,990
OUT OF JUST ONE OF
MY SHOESTRINGS AND SOME TWIGS,
542
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:45,825
AND HE CAUGHT
THIS BIRD.
WHAT?
543
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,026
WOW!WOW!
WOW!WOW!
544
00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:48,661
THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
HARD TO MAKE.
545
00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:50,062
WILD PHEASANT --
546
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:52,599
PERHAPS THE MOST DIFFICULT
SPECIES OF ALL TO ENSNARE.
547
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,901
AND THEN HE RUBBED THESE STICKS
TOGETHER AND BUILT A FIRE.
548
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,169
Andy: HE DIDN'T.
ROARING BLAZE
IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.
549
00:23:57,203 --> 00:23:59,038
AND THEN WE COOKED
THE BIRD.
550
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,173
AND THEN,
JUST AS EASY AS YOU PLEASE,
551
00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:04,110
HE TRACKED THIS LAKE LOON
AND BROUGHT US SMACK BACK HERE,
552
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:05,645
STRAIGHT AS A DIE.
553
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:07,614
WEB-FOOTED RED-CRESTED
LAKE LOON.
554
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,115
BOY, THAT'S
SOME KIND OF TRAP.
555
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:10,683
[ ALL TALKING
OVER EACH OTHER ]
556
00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:12,519
BOYS, BOYS.
557
00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:15,087
LET ME MAKE ONE THING
PERFECTLY CLEAR.
558
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:18,190
IF YOU LEARN TO COMMUNICATE
WITH NATURE
559
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:22,128
AND DEVELOP THE SELFSAME
PIONEER MOXIE,
560
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:26,198
YOU WILL FIND THAT IT BUILDS
A SELF-RELIANCE
561
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:29,101
THAT WILL BE HELPFUL TO YOU
LATER ON
562
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,903
IN EVERY WALK OF LIFE.
563
00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:33,806
IT'LL BE SOMETHING YOU CAN
PASS ON TO YOUR CHILDREN
564
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,675
AND YOUR CHILDREN'S
CHILDREN.
565
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:38,044
IT'S NOT ANYTHING
YOU CAN LEARN IN BOOKS.
42016
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof